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Topkek @ modern diplomacy

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>>10283
Is this bullish or bearish for my eurodef stocks?

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>>10283
Why does he write like a 5yo kid?

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Some geese flew by my house, honking like crazy, just as it started pumping again… Coincidence? Hmm…

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>>10280
I get it, but it sucks that people still slurp even though anyone in their right mind should be bearish right now. India’s exports to America is in already expensive and specialised goods such as medicaments and broadcasting equipments, there’s NO reason for a trade deal between them to secure this much of a slurp.

I had over 300k in market liquidity so every single point that I missed out on matters to me.

Must I wait for Americans to start posting tiktoks of empty shelves to finally crash this hopium market? I’ve been planning for weeks to slurp all your tariff-induced mega dips already ffs. How long do Walmart inventories last anyways?

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>>10285
because he insists upon himself

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>>10285
Because it matches his core supporter's reading comprehension

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>>10285
He tweets like my mom does. There is something about social media that turns boomers into zoomers, just with even more retarded opinions

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Trump and Norwegian PM going live any minute now. Probably going to be related to the shipping industry and defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Au-hul-SMM

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>>10287
>How long do Walmart inventories last anyways?
It's approximately 2 months between ordering something from China and it arriving in the US (assuming ocean freight obviously). We'll start to see some shortages of goods at around the month mark, stuff that's high volume that needs to be continuously reordered to keep the flow going, and then more stuff will start disappearing at the 2 and 3 month mark. That's when we'll start seeing the tiktok videos getting spammed.

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>SOXL

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I hate amerimutts so fucking much.
9/11 best day of my life

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Press S to spit on Google.

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What the fuck is going on at the White House? They started the stream just as the Norwegian PM arrived, it cut to a BSoD stating they would be right back almost immediately, and now it is "This event will resume shortly…"

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Is the market rational or detached from reality

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>>10090
The horton isn't even a leaf company anymore.

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I literally sold the fucking bottom on BTC AND VOO. I thought a recession was coming? Why did you people lie to me. Should I buy back in?

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>>10315
Brazilians own it. Same conglomerate that ruined KFC, Long John Silver's, and Burger King.

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>>10283
>Zelensky says no to even Crimea
>Putin says alright I guess no peace deal
>Back to regular programing

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>>10275
Better luck next time kiddo

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>>10318
These people are subhumans they deserve each other

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>>10314
Over the last three days the s&p has run up 7% on dovish comments of 'may' 'might' 'could' etc with no change to the tariffs.

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>>10267
>>10260
Thanks, it's been years since I read it. It's thesis is pretty much all the things that make capitalism great don't apply to harmful substances. Easy, cheap, convenient, well advertised crack Cocaine isn't a societal win unlike other things capitalism works it's magic on.

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Closed door meeting and the press was rushed out quick fast and in a hurry. This is probably going to be real ugly.

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>trump says "they've" had a meeting in response to a question about China
>market IMMEDIATELY pumps
kek

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>>10325
He also told your PM that Canada IS the 51st state lmao

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>>10254
My theory is this collapse is man made so man can easily fix it should things get bad. Trumps dumb, but he's not collapse the bond market dumb.

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>>10321
some big rallys coming up in may

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Fuck Canada btw

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>>10095
It’s finally happening. God is good

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>>10320
I've come to the conclusion that war is literally just retarded slav nonsense and because both sides are too prideful no one will cuck

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>>10307
Is this 52 dollar David SOXLs wife?

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>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip

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>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip

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>>10329
Three in one month. Mother of god.

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>>10332
Zelinski is liquidating the Ukrainian population for international gibs he is going to personally pocket and cheap real estate he can sell to his friends

Putin is liquidating the Ukrainian population for cheap real-estate and to manage his own population of low IQ subhuman proles.

Peace was never going from Zelinski's side as long as he continues to profit and his own life isn't in danger. Peace was never going to come from Putin because why should he when he is winning.

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any tickers that deliver high dividends? I have 100k and I dont want to work anymore

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>>10339
get yourself some 5% paying stable dividends
O
ADC
NNN
WPC

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>>10339
>I have 100k fake dollars, I don't want to work!
lmao

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>>10339
7% is the highest sustainable and those stocks all slowly shrink over the years. 3.5 is very sustainable, find a good stock like TD and it will double every 10 years.
Hedge fundie combined with covered calls should net 44% but it's very high risk.

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>>10331
I don't know what is real or not anymore…

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>>10327
It’s man-made and can be reversed, but it wont unless democrats pull a reverse Jan 6 on Trump. He has complete control over the Senate, the House, and Congress is scared of him. Billionaires are also scared of him. The Supreme Court isn’t but at this point he has practically ignored so many of their court pleas, they might as well dont matter.

Trump unironically has complete control over America right now. And his pride and ego wont let him reverse course. He wont undo the mess he made until shelves go empty and Americans everywhere (including MAGA people) riot in response. So the only question left is WHEN will shelves start emptying in America???

>>10331
After the whole Gulf of America debacle I won’t even be surprised if he does this some day.

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LINES SHOULD NOT GO HORIZONTALLY WTF

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>>10353
>LINES SHOULD NOT GO HORIZONTALLY WTF
you niggers are incredible, SPY is up 1.75%, I'm up 15k, there is no crab. Crabs are shot on sight.

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Archer bros eating good this week

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>>10356
>no earnings
>price based on vaporwave
This can go to 0 really fast

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>>10356
thanks for reminding me to sell. i'll buy back at under 7

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I just made my final mortgage payment. I still owe a lot I'm not paying any more.

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>>10339
>any tickers that deliver high dividends?
ISPY

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For anyone wondering
SOXL is still at discount price. Ill go as far to say under 15 SOXL is heavily discounted prices
we will see 60 again faggots, ride the waves

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pepsi bros…

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>>10359
good for you friend

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>>10364
They make their syrup in Ireland.

Coke is all American baby.

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>>10348
I see where you are coming from. He's dumb, and the leader of an even dumber cult. Still, so far even he's not dumb enough to fight the bond market.
I think your thesis is disregarding how much bonds got Diaper Donny by the balls. Trump knows he cant fuck with the 500 trillion dollar market that everything's insurances survival depends on.

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>>10361
This!

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damn i took profits and it's still going up

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>>10364
My fault. I stole a bag of Doritos from mcgroartys right across the street from Gloucester Catholic

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>>10373
How do I profit from the market's delusion?

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>>10348
>>10348
>scared of him
this is the fundamental juxtpisition between the left and the right thought process. The left honestly use fear as a tactic to keep the party and each other in line, voting in hegemony. However, the right; they don't use fear, they use zealotry. If you can get the zealots to agree, which the don did through borders and trannies; then you can fulfill any project. To give it to you nerds simply;
>democrats=yellow lanterns
>republicans=green lanterns

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Does anyone have a tool that calculates cost per share to average out on losses? I'm thinking of buying more VOO

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>>10380
butterfly spreads on macro etfs

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>>10369
Nobody would sell their bonds, not even China. Global trade is too entrenched in the petrodollar, even countries at war against the West (like Russia/Iran) haven’t unloaded all their US bonds. People will only sell their bonds once a reasonable alternative exists, and so far there are none.

The only people who mass sold the bonds were Japs, and that’s because most Japs are autistic paperhands. Even if China is working overtime to fully decouple their trading balances from the USD, it will take many FYs to do so. The shelves will empty before then.

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>>10385
I love that state flag, absolutely insane

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>>10383
You mean a calculator?

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>>10386
You could be right, but I think golds current run is exactly China trading bonds for gold. Bitcoin is also a wildcard in this.

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This will backfire so hard. They're literally trying to two more weeks the market into not crashing.

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>>10287
>anyone in their right mind should be bearish right now
convince me this isnt cope

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>>10389
I meant a plug-and-play tool like options profit calc that denoted cost per share and displayed the units necessary to buy so you can average down

I don't need to be doing mean averages in my head I have writing to do

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>>10394
Did we ever discover who this Walter guy is and why he knew EXACTLY what Trump was going to do 72 hours in advance.
Crazy how fast that story was buried.
>>10397
Tell me about your writing.

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>>10266
>Trump has shown that he's stubborn and won’t cuck out
Holy raisin it's really fucking over for bobo isn't it

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>>10364
Hmmm I say hmmmm
Im going to buy this

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>The US will demand that Russia accept Ukraine’s right to have its own army and defense industry as part of a peace agreement between Moscow and Kyiv, according to people familiar with the matter.

>The Trump administration also wants Moscow to return Ukraine’s Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant, which it seized early in its full-scale invasion of its neighbor in 2022. The facility would then fall under US control to administer energy to both sides, said the people. They added that details of the plans had yet to be completed and could still change.

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Was that the top?

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Trump is literally lying to pump the market, and this rally is fake and gay.

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What did they talk about?
This was an hour ago

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE my new sink and faucet were delayed by a day. I won't be able to replace that raisin tonight, which means another day of not being able to wash the dishes. Trump's tariffs have destroyed America. I am selling everything reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jk

Seriously though, NFLX is getting too high and it is making me nervous.

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>>10413
they talked about working together to cuck over europe and the WEF

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>>10413
It's bullraisin. He isn't actually talking to the Chinese government. See >>10394

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>>10414
I predict a stock split in their future. 50:1
>just like chipotle

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>>10413
Leaked picture from the meeting.

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>>10417
>He isn't actually talking to the Chinese government.
Yup https://www.ft.com/content/3e076fb5-3988-4e21-9119-3fc637afebb8

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>>10394
That's a remarkably honest assessment by Chuck there. I wasn't expecting to see that. All these guys tend to be really cagey about accusing the government or the media of engaging in this kind of thing.

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There are no trade negotiations, except for maybe India. It's all bullraisin meant to pump the market.

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>>10417
>China and the United States have not held consultations or negotiations on the tariff issue, let alone reached an agreement," foreign ministry spokesperson Guo Jiakun said Thursday. He said reports of U.S.-China talks were "fake news."
Even the head of the Chy-knees foreign ministry called it "fake news"

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>>10414
Either way, I am making money off my calls. Sooooooooooooo either make hay while the sun shines, or get bent

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Thoughts on CNBC's Pippa stevens?

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>>10423
Nah, he strong armed the nips into signing a deal for soybeans today. Good thing too, because he was rightly pissing off his biggest supporters, farmers.

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>>10395
>largest economy and importer in the world launched tariffs against almost all countries
>including an effective embargo on the second largest economy and world’s biggest exporter (who is also their biggest trade partner)
>wont back down unless the world “buys more American goods” despite the fact that there is no monetary will or viability to do so since global wealth is so concentrated in the US, and American goods are usually expensive
>zero concrete trade deals so far with negotiations either flopping, Japan trade minister even says “I dont know what Trump wants, he is contradictory”, or stated by WH secretary to be “in the works, we are talking”
>only India is reaching some sort of deal with the US so far
>EU, SEA & LATAM have shown that they rather wait for Trump’s presidency to end and let Americans to bear the costs of tariffs, than capitulate to Trump’s demands
>EU & SEA even shown to be moving closer towards China than ever before
>despite all this, Trump continues to flip flops between being adamant on tariffs and retracting, depending on how the news cycle portrays him the next day
>all this happens while the tariffs and China embargo are in effect and goods are either not getting shipped, or becoming increasingly expensive in the near future
Gee, I wonder why you shouldnt be bearish regarding the American NYSE. Maybe if /smg/ was more about the LSE I would be singing a different tune.

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>>10419
kol.

Keked
Out
Loud

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a trade negotiation just flew over my house

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What's going on today niggers?

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>>10410
My buddy is back to even and SOXL and thinks this. He's debating with me if he should jump ship. I think David's going to 52!

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>>10433
We’re pumping for no reason, sell some bags

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>>10440
>BREAKING: NO NEWS

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Bullish or Bearish?



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