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Ok so should I buy SOXS for overnight instead?
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SPY is overbought
Buying 1dte puts. 540 strike. 435 Target
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>>10526Scotch is strictly better.
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ALL ABOARD! TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION I REPEAT THE SPY TRAIN IS LEAVING!
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>Ok so should I buy SOXS for overnight instead?
GOOG puts
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It's incredible how I'm 20k up today, yet I feel nothing. I've attained chudvana, the maxim of chuddism.
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>>10601Based flag
How are things in Maryland these days? O's doing good? I moved out like 5 years ago
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>>10603Just embarrassed myself
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>>10603>DC flagAre you an intern for Donald Trump? Does he know what we say here?
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>>10605beautiful. They are the O's; fun to go to the games, but they aren't playing their best. Crab's are still delicious.
>whered you move to?! №10618[Quote]
>>10617newsflash buddy, it's always been fake and gay
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>>10617The markets don't care
The entire financial industry is all about doing mental gymnastics so line goes up
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>>10613He doesn’t visit the Eisenhower building much.
I wouldn’t know.
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>>10605This is the high for the week boys and cat girls
Not investment advice
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Press S to spit on Google.
Press F to cheer for Intel.
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>>10614I moved for work. I don't want to say where and get doxed.
You know…. I have a bunch of O's giveaway crap that I don't really want anymore. I used to go to a ton of games when they sucked just to get the free stuff. I have some bobbleheads, some hats, other weird raisin like wine bottle stoppers, a garden gnome, a nut cracker, coasters…
I'm too lazy to try and sell it on ebay. If you want it, I can mail it to you. Just post your home address quick
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DING DING DING
How did you do today?
№10632[Quote]
Babies first V shape recovery. Get fooked bobo
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>>10626>>10627>>10628Day: +0.87%
This Week: +0.79%
This Month: -30.45%
This Year: -43.44%
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>>10626Doing well. Going to close green again. Why you niggas not letting me vote? I can vote in the US Presidential election as often as I want.
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>>10636kek what the fuck?
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When do we get GOOG earnings?
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>>10626Cleaned up my portfolio and streamlined into nothing but productive stocks.
Also I am really digging this Amalia Rodrigues you recommended for me the other day ago. In fact I am about to crack a bottle of very tasty Vilarissa Valley Douro 2021 while I smoke my post-bell cigarette and unwind. It's a budget red blend, but it's dark and fruity.
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>>10571This is why i come to smg, thanks for the tip, bought calls
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>>10642Very nice anon
Douro wines and Setubal's Moscatels are my favorite ones from my country, nice and fruity
Have a fun time anon
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U.S. custom duties rose to a new ATH
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>>10651How the fuck are they even handling this? The US already has a shortage of licensed customs brokers over here and from what I have heard most of the time they used to just fudge numbers because no one was likely gonna check. With the rising tariffs the oversite and Customs and Border Patrol audits would have to be out of control.
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>>10648How come portuguese food is so nice but spanish food is so fucking terrible?
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well intc bros, they're selling us on earnings again. not fun. so far it's less than it was up already this week, and the call has not gone off. it was a revenue and profit beat however and the future promises to be better than what's happening now. wall street will do it's thing and move the price, hopefully not too severely, and you never really know until the close tomorrow what the reaction is gonna be. googl is my 2nd largest stock holding and i'm happy about that i guess. wanted a bigger div raise but the buyback is nice and probably a better use of money right now. 0 for 3 on the things i wanted today, there's always tomorrow though. got calls to listen to, keeping my fingers crossed and hoping for some major reversals of fortune.
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>>10659different culture and geography
Portugal has a nation has been highly influenced by the Atlantic ocean while Spain is a categorically a med nation
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>>10654I guess a good portion of the process is automated, and they only randomly check like 5% of parcels coming from sussy countries?
But a raisinload of stuff must go through the customs' nets, that's for sure. I myself send my raisin to the US with complete bullraisin CN22 declarations, never declare any value, never join any bill (it's not just about fuck taxes, but it's also because i don't trust USPS niggers), and on documents-only parcels while i send items.
Never got any issue, sure sometimes it's stuck at the custom facility for few weeks, but it always continue it's course eventually, tax-free. :)
I'm 100% sure i'd be fucked in all kinds of ways (and the customers even more so) if i respected the legal process, i don't have time for this raisin. Fuck taxes, fuck gubment, fuck bloumpf, fuck customs.
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>>10626Gettin close to ATH again time for a dump.
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>>10669Majority contributions of course, but I (or rather buffet) am beating the markets performance.
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>>10671Money markets yeilds are beating market performance year to date .
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test
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>>10676Browser is having trouble verifying intergrity time stamp?
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>>10678Evidentially phoneposters are having issues with Sharty today
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Im just saying, this entire pump is based on 2 lies:
>we will make a deal with china
>we met with the chinese this morning
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VIX fading back to normal levels
Safe havens (gold and defensives) underperforming
risk bros… it's our turn to make money
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>>10681It was desktop and phone, something to do with the time on the desktop and phone not matching the website.
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>>10684Trump turned me into perma bear
I lost money shorting vix before it went to 60
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Rate my stonks/etf folio /smg/
Mstr
Altria
At&T
Berkshire B
Gilead
Glencore
shares asia pacific etf
shares global totals
ishares jp em bond
ishares s&p infotech
pfizer
British American Tobacco
Palantir
DHT
Mara
Be brutally honest please
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>>10682Whatever Trump days is the truth, even if it conflicts. He’s just too powerful
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>>10685Or the market is fake and gay.
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>>10688>DHTthat's a trading stock, not a "hold in a portfolio" one
>>10693always have been
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>>10688Safe spread
>>10689>Truth is what your contemporaries let you get away with saying>>10693jej
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>>>10688 (You)
>>DHT
Been holding for a while. Good dividend. In the gutter currently, but recent news look promisig, so I figured hold
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>>10698I don't know what reputation DHT has in Europe, but here in America the service is complete garbo, and I wouldn't touch the stonk with a ten foot pole
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>>>10698 (You)
>I don't know what reputation DHT has in Europe, but here in America the service is complete garbo, and I wouldn't touch the stonk with a ten foot pole
Indonesia will propose increasing its imports of crude oil and liquefied petroleum gas from the US by around $10 billion as part of its tariff negotiations
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>>10699>Indonesia will propose increasing its imports of crude oil and liquefied petroleum gas from the US by around $10 billion as part of its tariff negotiationsThis is kinda weird , are they gonna buy at market rate ? Cuz if the market rate is too low the shale guys shut down because its not cost efficient to pull it out compared to OPEC. Would the admin force the companies to produce oil at a loss? What happens if they promise to buy the oil but dont buy it .
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>>10705Good question, I do not know.
But:
Pakistan is considering importing crude oil from the US for the first time to offset a trade imbalance that triggered higher US tariffs, according to a gov source directly involved with a proposal and a refinery executive. The executive told Reuters that the idea is to buy US crude oil equivalent to Pakistan's current imports of oil and refined products, or about $1 billion of oil.
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>10000 tariff grandpa
chink humor
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my tsla short is currently -19k haha
3 more weeks till expiration…
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>>10707I'm curious to find out if all the countries doing this have signed anything or if they've just said they're willing to do this and are thinking "fucking hell this guy is nuts, hopefully he cucks on this, I mean the US already exports almost 100% of their excess hydrocarbons to Europe and they're still spazzing out asking the euros to somehow buy more"
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>>>10707 (You)
Yeah, exactly. That's the gamble, I guess. But fact is, that it will have to be shipped, if so.
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>>>10707 (You)
was meant for you
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>>10705OPEC is seething rn because a bunch of countries are going rogue and over producing. It was Kazakhstan they were seething about yesterday.
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>>10722im sure angola is also pissing them off in some form
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>>10722good
fuck that mafia
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>>10727yeah
biz can't come back fast enough
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>>10728>>10722Idk what they're so mad about, even OPEC members don't actually give a fuck about being Saudi instruments. There's a study from the 90s:
>"Is OPEC a Cartel? Evidence from Cointegration and Causality Tests" by S. Gürcan Gülenthat affirms that outwith the oil shock, OPEC doesn't count as a cartel simply from being too incompetent to produce any meaningful change to members' oil policy
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>>10646google is now up another 2% since i posted this
that's better
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Fuck it, if we crab tomorrow I will buy in. The pain to miss the train is worse than any temporary losses.
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well, the price is recovering some during the call, and if it stays above $20 that could be something, that's been an important pivot point for how it trades, we'll see how it closes tomorrow. will listen to the google call later tonight after my nap. close today on the s&p was extremely bullish, 5400 seems locked in and we may close above 5500 tomorrow, that would be very constructive.
still thinking about my crush, hate to think that right now you aren't being adored, you don't have any charming dates planned, you don't have anybody to hold onto while you sleep. i want to fix all those things for you, i want to feed you cheesecake, i want to soothe you when you're upset… got a lot i want us to do together. anyways keep my offer in mind, i know it's a lot to think over.
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>>10742Mean reversion chads win again
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>>10740aww, come cuddle with me anon.
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>>10738if I were a straight chud I'd bought to dip on April 8.
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>>10731how is it physically possible for a single man to produce so much cringe?