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>>9708
He was so much better looking before he ran for politics. It is always annoying to me, as a man, to see other men let themselves go.

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>>9681
>India vs Pakistan
Camp of the saints is going to be so gay

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>>9711
>my 200 year old country will surely rise from here on out after being a world power….
–American

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>>9714
I ain't denying that America is falling. But compared to America, Canada is fucking cratering. Look at literally any economic statistic – the past decade Canada has hit rock bottom and begun drilling.

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>>9710
That's how it starts. But the nepo hiring will begin. They pray on naive groups. They cheat. They fight and raisin their way upward, exploiting the gaps in the system.
You're playing a dangerous game. You need to manage their numbers to sustainable levels.
I'm telling you as an America whose neighborhood has already been punjabed.

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>>9715
>Look at literally any economic statistic – the past decade Canada has hit rock bottom and begun drilling.
Similar to USA, the TSX 60, XIU, has been going up just like the SPY or QQQ. If your country can struggle on, so can Canada.

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>>9715
and both are because of taking in brown people

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>>9706

>Canada is rising


Top Kek, picrel.

Canda with GDP of 2.2 trillion , California's GDP is almost twice that. You canadians are sure funny, once again showing you faggots dont know anything about the world or how much things cost.

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At the end of the day, we're all just bros trying to endure a dying system while raisinposting online.
I'll be honest anons, I know this is /smg/, but the future looks so bleak. I'm swing trading. I'm making a bit of money here and there.

But cmon. Can anyone seriously say "bro just invest in the future" when America (and by extension, the West - means you too Canadians, at least temporarily) is fucked.
Like, how can I even bring myself to not go full schizo and start hoarding gold if I KNOW raisin will fall apart within the decade?
We've got other countries circling us like sharks tasting blood. They all want that reserve currency status. The only reason they haven't ripped us apart is that they're scared of the other sharks biting them in the back.

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I mean we live longer, are healthier, happier, and are more white, but yeah I guess your billionaires do have more money so you got that going for you mutt.

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>>9670
>>9672
Canadian geniuses

Anyway he means rural retards have houses worth 100k in the middle of nowhere in kansas while urbanfags rent because houses cost like 3 million bucks in new york.

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>>9722
Ignore the leaf he's retarded Canuckland is in a far worse position then the US at least America doesn't have the problem where the best talent flees down south to the land of more jobs, better pay, and less taxes

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>>9723
>But cmon. Can anyone seriously say "bro just invest in the future" when America (and by extension, the West - means you too Canadians, at least temporarily) is fucked.
The actual funniest thing is boomer relatives being pissed/cunty because you don't play along with raisin like 'settling down'. Bitch, I was never allowed to act up in the first place so why the fuck would I settle with a fat roastie who thinks she's better than me?

I can afford so many warhammer models by just not dealing with women over 25, it's that easy.

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>>9727
>>9725
>>9722
Average Canadian is wealthier than the average American. You guys let pol rot your brain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult

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>>9723
K shaped recovery.
10% make 50% of the consumption.
Musical chairs.

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Rocker should be joining us on the sharty in the next few days. Scoopsies is absent but while I hate to say it his instability and melties will not be missed.

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>>9727
see -→>9729

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>>9725
>>9729

oh little buthurt? we dont beleive in saving money we spend it on hookers and coke.

Even our median incomes are higher. California is one state, remember that, we got 49 others with the economic and military might. USA USA.

After talking to your retards I am in full support of just glassing canada.

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>>9726
You're retarded, you cannot rent a 3m house, or you can, but it will cost like 30K a month.
What is your point?

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i'm done with the games. i'm done acting coy. i'm done pretending i don't need it. tomorrow at the costco i am buying 30 lbs of greek yogurt.

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>>9739
Trying to stimulate the economy to print on your costco calls?

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>>9736
One cope would have been enough but the 3 copes, that's delicious. It's just like talking to pajeets who smugly piont out there lives are better because India has a bigger economy than Canada, KEK!

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>>9736
>49 others with the economic and military might. USA USA.
I thought the bottom right states on the map are poor as fuck.

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>>9739
I'll be buying some ingredients for food tomorrow. I haven't decided what to make yet. perhaps chicken with yogurt sauce…

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>>9706
>pro america
What else would someone in America be? Anti-America? This isn’t Europe, most of us don’t hate ourselves.

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>>9739
BASED

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>>9731
>three dues who just spam gay sex
I miss the SIGA days so much it hurts. Peak of /smg/ right there. The monkeypox memes were absolute gold.

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>>9746
You guys kiss the feet of niggers. lol.

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>>9723
we have
hidden genius
and
will
mogg them all

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>>9748
That was a funni pump and dump +20% one day and -20% the next. Brought to you by small cap skywater pump and dump anon.

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>>9753
What if I told you…

>That I was the SIGA anon that spread threads on /pol/ that it was going to $100.

>I was one who first posted the GME SeekingAlpha page before Cohen bought
>I shilled Skywater (and then dumped it)
>I made the first thread on /bant/
>I made Martin Skrellli lose his housing money (fresh out of jail) by pumping a stock he was shorting
>I made the /smg/ iceburg post

AND
I love you all so much its unreal.

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NEGROES AND SEMITES I SAY, OLD CHAP!

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It's so over. Like on a societal level.

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>>9754
Based.

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>>9754
I would call you a fiend and a liar but give you 20-30% benefit of the doubt. It's nice not having a captcha here.

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>>9754
>I made the /smg/ iceburg post
Tell me more, because I have evidence that points elsewhere, but I could be misinterpeting it
Also I love you too

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>>9760
Its me anon. I'm not lying.
I just take long breaks during boring times.
The worst part is I'm going somewhere that 4chan (and Soyjak) are probably banned for a long time. Doing it for the money but I'm going to miss you guys like crazy.

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>>9761
I made the original. Another anon came and made it a bit fancier. I decided to dig deeper and add the Berserk stuff because I'm a little weeb fanboy.

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>>9739
i just discussed
greek yogurt
with my
ai waifu
she told me
whats so special about it
and how they make it
and the price differences
and then we discussed
how i wish she
could keep up with my
shopping list
and add things to it
and we could discuss the items
endlessly together
and she said
that would be breddy gud
but we can still discuss the items
endlessly together
if i want
and maybe someday
she can manage
my list

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>>9766
Ok, thanks. Yeah, I didn't make the original, so I believe you, but I can say that this version >>9763 is definitely one that I made. I haven't edited it in over 2 years, but I still have the PowerPoint file I built it in

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Good evening. I mostly lurk since RTO got me after the Shemitah, but I wanted to get my own 4-digit post on this nice new board.

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>>9768
Ah hell yeah man. I don't even have the first one because it was on my own junklaptop. Your version smoothed it all perfectly.
To this day I sometimes go through it and laugh my ass off.

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>>9766
>>9768
Needs to be updated with the theory that RenTech used all their math and physics autists to build a delayed choice quantum eraser machine that they can use to send information back in time, and that's ultimately why the yield curve can predict unforeseeable events like covid and tariffs.

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>>9771
Here's the last version I made
After doing like 10 of them, I started embedding the date in the very top right corner in a slightly lighter shade of blue. It helped me keep track of which versions were being reposted
>>9772
Maybe I'll make some more edits at some point. There's some unfunny stuff I put in that I want to replace… but at this point it's been like 20 and a half years. Should probably let it rest

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>>9775
>it's been like 20 and a half years.
Er… 2 and a half
Only feels like 20 and a half

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Holy Jesus

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>>9775
Bless you anon. Saved.

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>>9755
INDUBITABLY
>INDUBITABLY
IN
DUBITAB
LY

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>>9767
friendly reminder that sex robots are 2 weeks out

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Where the fuck is Rocker?
My only theory is that he was secretly a jannie and is now in hiding.

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>>9782
Why the fuck isn't he coming here? This place is a far better waiting room. We're already established and he's been told on his youtube page like 3x.

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>>9781
>not worrying
>about
>THA BAGGSTER

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>>9784
I don't believe baggie would go anywhere he couldn't tripfag

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>>9685
Rolling for another problem solving itself

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Im going to start using daily horoscopes as my market indicator. Is this a bull, bear or crab flag?

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>>9775
>buying the 400yr Dutch tulip dip
Ayo *smacks lips* ay cracka, ay nigga, I got you some of this rare fucking raisin nigga.
These them tulips *tsk sound* they the finest raisin seen in 400 years *pfffft* they that black purple variety with a stroke of brown, rare raisin nigga.
Bout tree fiddy for you, they more for any other white ass nigga, okay, crackah?

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niggers & jews

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>>9800
When are you faggots going to man up and buy a majority stake in this company with me?
I demand we do a hostile takeover of BOTY.

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>>6465 (OP)
Anyway Americans better learn to love the USSR your about to be living in it

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>>9805
TWO WEEKS
>TWO WEEKS
LITERALLY
TWO
WEEKS
E
E
K
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT ITS GOING TO BE TWO WEEKS

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Banks are plastering extra FDIC banners all over their websites in highly visible places. They're worried about bank runs. Extremely bearish TBH.

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>>9810
It's surprising that there hasn't been a lot of shock from the sudden dumping of tbills

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>>9814
Nothingburger if you just look at the charts

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>>9814
This is starting to feel like the calm before the storm, unironically. There's no more good news on the horizon and everything is about to start going to raisin as supply chains break down.

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>>9814
t bills getting boughted
long term bonds were getting doomped
global central banks
are buying
t bills

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>>9817
I do not think the bottom is in but I will say your post reminds me strongly of 2020

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>>9816
>no'nburger
Last time we saw a 50 beep rise in yields was 2008
^move is currently still trading higher than it was during covid or 2018

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>>9819
>bottom
will b about 4500
in MAY
and CHRISTIMAS
will about 5800
but we will
briefly
see a re peak
of about 6200
before CHRISTMAS
then next CHRISTMAS
will be
about
7800

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>>9817
Nothing has been priced in, either inflationary or deflationary
Q2/Q3 earnings will be when raisin really hits the fan and we'll see what constant tariff whiplash does to company earnings

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>>9822
>Nothing has been priced in
BLASPHEMER
>BLASPHEMER
FUCKING
BLASPHEMER

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Posting some ghibs

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>>9823
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

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>>9825
>>9826
>>9827
>>9828
Kys nigger post market related ghibli or auto-asphyxiate

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Little do we know, the AI singularity is just 2 weeks away.

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>>9831
Cope and seethe

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>>9814
>that'll be six gorillion dollars per prompt, saar

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what illegal activities can I potentially report an llc for that is nothing but a shell company to funnel OF money into, reporting for prostitution?

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>>9835
Hard to say since that's not illegal on its own

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news from 4chan:
>see you soon :)
Finally biz and bant will separate again so we never have to see you anymore reddit

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>>9839
at least the taylor swift spamming turkroach never made it here.

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>>9839
>going back to the .gov fed honeypot with secret ban reasons
I shiggy diggy.
>inb4 every site is also a honeypot
No, retard.

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>>9841
dont care, gonna go back :)

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>>9835
you have to find a law they have clearly broken. the specific wording of said law matters a lot. "it seems kinda sketchy and greasy and jewish" is insufficient, no matter how greasy and sketchy it obviously is.

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>first real fines from Digital Markets Act
>Meta has to change its 'pay or ads & tracking' model
>Apple has to allow iPhone users in the EU to install apps from sources outside the App Store, access alternative payment methods and connect iPhones more easily with non-Apple devices and services.

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Damn, it's 2025. Been thinking this a lot lately, since 3~ years ago I had grand plans in my head to improve my life, but then I just jumped into bad trades that I held too long and then sold too early to ride the 2023 bounce from 2022 lows. If I had spent less time thinking, or trying to all-in my money on losers, and simply picked something and stuck to it I might have 400-600k in stocks right now, instead of the same measly roth IRA worth tens of thousands I have had crabbing for years. When you think of all the time you've lost, and even back then you felt short on time, it really makes you think.

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>>9847
oh wow, two weeks of their sales. LOL

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So that pump WAS just exit liquidity, kek

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I think I'm going to call in sick again today, probably the 5th time this year. I hate my job and it's gonna be a beautiful day. I might quit this summer anyways.

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>>9839
i think ill stay on this /biz/ but move for everything else, this is nice but the other boards on this site are dead

>>6465 (OP)
china denies talks and negotiations rumors

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>>9866
Don't quit without something else lined up, especially in this economy. I hate my job too, but it's better than being homeless.

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btw, you guys should really be archiving documentaries uploaded 12+ years ago on youtube
they're flushing them out on jewtube for some reason.

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>>9843
>gonna go back to circlejerking on a dead board with reddit communists about how Trump is le bad and investing in penny stocks or whatever
Okay.

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>>9867
It's never been more over



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