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>>9377Trump has major ego issues
>>9376it's so joever
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why is he so incredibly funny bros? He's a goddamn retard and should have never been elected, but boy he is hilarious
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>>9383I can't even be productive at work, this raisin is just too exciting.
Every day is a new surprise with the orange retard at the helm
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>>9348that was the plan before mining bitcoin and running all-devouring AI datacenters, with the invention of efficient fracking we're back to "it's cheaper to just dig oil out of the Earth, let's do just that until we solve fusion"
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>>9245no that's spice adams geg
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>>9400red light in the evening helps prepare your body for sleep :)
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As soon as he started talking about tariffs and china he wanted to cut the conference short, I think he knew what was going to happen to the stock market
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>>9411Anon the markets are truly retarded considering Bessent has been telling him to lie to the market while not abandoning any policies
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>Fed's Hammack: no comment on economic outlook
why can't they just call the sissy pee party, ass and pee 500 is in shambles
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>>9415If the US calls first they'll appear weak
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>wife tells me we have an appointment with our (her family’s) financial advisor
>he wants bank account statements from the past 6 months
>been sending $500/mo to Schwab to gamble options and have lost almost all of it because I’m an addict
He’s going to tell her parents. I’m so fucked lmao
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>>9416come on, nobody will find out that we called first
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>>9418Bro, thats not good. Thats makes men look bad. Just tell its beer money. I feel stupid for reading your post.
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>>9383my opinion was always that it's good that trump got elected, because i'm a supporter of the "it needs to get much worse before it gets better" theory
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>>9419China won't be able to help themselves from claiming americans begged them to make a deal
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>>9422It literally says I’m depositing to my Schwab account lol
And she’s old money, so they are REALLY conservative about spending because they don’t want to go the way of the Vanderbilts
I guess this is what they get for letting a blue collar retard marry their daughter
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>>9437brother why didn't you make a seperate account
№9441[Quote]
>>9437Probably. lol
Old money female? *sigh…
lemme guess, she thinks her money can replace her female worthlessness?
Only men should have money. It is so annoying when girls pretend they have value just because they have money.
I told some girl “your value goes down with age” and she pretended she didnt know what “value.”
Females with “money” are annoying and I am glad 99% of females are below me.
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>>9439It IS a separate account. He wants the statements. He’s going to find the 90 dollars a week to the state lottery app, too. I’m basically going to be outed as a leech
№9444[Quote]
>>9441exactly
women with money is a turn off for any self respecting person
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>>8862>>8884>>9418you sure have stuff going on
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>>9445That's only the half of it. I gave her HPV and she is now sterile, but she blamed it on a one night stand the week before we met.
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>>9448I hope you're kidding.
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>>9448that made me laugh like nothing before today hahahaha
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>>>9448
No dude this isn't 4chan everything posted here has to be factual
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>>9459>/biz/ pph>2No
Literally no one went there
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just took a nap and dreamed markets were down ~10% in the after hours. wasn't fun. wake up and i check ibm because they had earnings, they beat on profit and revenue and they're still getting sold hard, not very comforting. today's trade was realistically pretty awful too, aside from the gap up the market went down mostly all day and ended very close to the lows. we did however end lower than euro close so maybe we don't need to plunge any more tomorrow.
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>>9418>>9437You're definitely fucked, but this isn't a relationship-ender. If you're appropriately apologetic, you'll probably just have to sleep on the couch like a cuck for a bit.
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>>9459kunny was very slow last i checked
№9483[Quote]
>>9418>been sending $500/mo to Schwab to gamble optionsfor 6 months thats still only 3000$ lost. thats not *that* much. they'll just tell you to stop because you're retarded and suck and trading
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>>9484actually brent may not be live right now dispite investing.com saying otherwise
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>>9483Ive been doing naked calls and fucked up massively. Wife just paid what I owed, which is why I’m going to the financial advisor
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>>9448>I gave her HPVlolwut. girls give guys HPV
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>>9488How do you think girls get it?
№9490[Quote]
>>9483No, its that he has to tell his wife lmfao
№9491[Quote]
>>9487>Ive been doing naked calls and fucked up massivelyyou mean selling naked calls? how much did you lose?
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>>9489spontaneous creation from the weight of their sins
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>>9489Certain strains of HPV can spread through skin-to-skin contact, even from shared surfaces like public showers or swimming pools
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>>9491Yes. I was assigned a lot of shares and was told today I owed 64k
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Anyone considering buy TLT leaps?
№9501[Quote]
>>9495this bait keeps getting worse
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>>9496Only far OTM David SOXL LLC LEAPs for me
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>>9501>I sold naked calls>I got assignedtop retardo
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>>9503I feel like you took my serious hedging idea as a joke
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>>9517it is hard to think of bonds as a hedge since they can decide to move with the larger market anyway. I mean stocks and treasuries have both been taking beatings. Look at the yields man. 30 year treasury isn't all that far off from a whole 5 percent
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>>9520I can DCA into bonds longer than the market can stay irrational.
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>>9506No retard, I accidentally let them expire you stupid raisin
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>>9525I'm not the stupid one here, buddy.
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>>9495>Yes. I was assigned a lot of shares and was told today I owed 64kgot a screenshot as proof? holy fuck if true lmao
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>>9527It's fundamentally unsolvable, because you're trying to swim upstream. Labor costs too much to make manufacturing in the first world ever viable. Even China is fighting with that problem right now as their populace becomes more and more used to higher standards of living.
The third world manufactures goods for the first world, and the first world harvests interest from the third world to pay back the trade deficit. This is the balance of things. The most effective way to fight it would be to prevent the first world from leeching off the third, but good luck managing that you'll find yourself with a suicide blast to the back of your head within the week if you try.
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hope line goes up tomorrow so I can sell
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Gold bouncing big in asian trading
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>>9424usually when things get worse they stay worse, this retard may give us a chinese century with commie stooges rampant across europe
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>>9530maybe we can increase taxes and subsidize tax cuts for building new factories to give the overpriced companies solid reasons to start making things instead of sitting on their fat trillion dollar asses
that's insane, if a small hdmi cable factory costs 10 million, 1 trillion dollars could be 100000 factories instead of being a pile of money
oh shi~
>increase taxeskek
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>>9527if dblamf weren't a drooling fucking retard he could make hdmi cables in venezuela after drone striking that cartel whoremaster maduro, if he rolled a good new gov he could even get them to shoot up the trade unionists when they ask for wage increases
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>>9527I have a solution.
>Become great partners with El Salvador>Deport all of our criminals to El Salvador>Invest a trillion dollars for tech manufacturing in El Salvador>Make prisoners work for $1/day (Big bucks in Prison)>Continue until El Salvador is the tech manufacturing hub of the worldToo easy, cheap labor is not an issue if you are smart
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>>9542make this man trade minister, this is the faustian spirit america lacks
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>>9496I think your nuts. I just think it's 50/50 which way bonds will go and it could go hard.
I lost 400k on TMF though so I have bond fears now.
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>>9554In other words, nothing ever happens dot jaypeg, and cuckius maximus.
As usual,
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>>9556Are you retarded? If Trump doesnt eat the humiliationpill and cuck out then shelves will be empty by 2 weeks. And that’s when SOMETHING will finally happen.
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>>9524Top kek
>>9542>>9543deleverage from one third world country to another third world country thats the way she goes.
>>9527>>9530>>9541>>9542>>9543Simple solution , become the third world country, lower labor costs and environmental protections to start supplying to the now first world countries .
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>>9559They'll save face somehow, tariffs will be removed. Trump is a retard but not suicidal.
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>>9487Tell me more about this naked call strategy. Also is your wife hot, because you seem to have a lot going for you.
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meh
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>>9561Will look bad for retarded apes at the Pentagon a war with China looks terrible as it stands with quickly the cuck out occurred
№9569[Quote]
>>9567No one will outside China and maybe the EU everyone grovels for Ameirca like how the average white American worships nigger culture and nigger ball players
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We might recover from this debacle, but you guys all know that de-dollarization will probably happen in the next decade, right?
What I'm saying is - boomer investing is dead. Profit off the swings but actually have a long term retirement plan that isn't "buy VOO" for 30 years.
№9573[Quote]
>>9560No. We are Americans. We are superior. We deserve a high standard of living, even at the sacrifice of other country's living standards. We will exploit you, and you will like it!