№8963[Quote]
>>8960nobody will pay to watch a burping twink, they want to see big burly burpers…
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>>8963That’s not even remotely true. There are a few notable belching twink accounts.
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>>8965note taken, I will investigate this opportunity
№8969[Quote]
that was probably the lowest volume candle of the day
№8971[Quote]
Are you in profit or loss since opening your broker account
№8973[Quote]
>>8969It’s so fake it hurts.
They need liquidity
№8974[Quote]
>that was pwobabwy the wowest candle of the d…d..day
stfu loser
№8979[Quote]
>>8953kangaroo continues. I am only doing day trades now.
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>>8974cope and sneed MIGAtard i know you can't keep up with reality
№8984[Quote]
>>8981why are your candles variable thickness? that's funky.
№8986[Quote]
It there anything worth buying right now or is somebody going to talk today and shift the market?
№8989[Quote]
>>8984it's a tradingview feature called "volume candles" but i think it's in the higher tiers only
№8992[Quote]
BREAKING NEWS
>BoE Gov. Bailey: Markets have functioned in the last few weeks.
markets have functioned in the last few weeks, BUY BUY BUY
№8994[Quote]
>>8992Im not buying anything rn I have a grudge from liberation day rugpull so the only thing im doing is spy puts at open.
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>>8994sir, please, get in the bag, this silly pump is delaying our liquidation timeline and we're running out of news
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>>9003>Walmart putsJesus Christ that might one of the most retarded things I've ever heard
№9016[Quote]
>>9003Anon you buys calls and puts cause you want to enter a position. Otherwise you are gambling.
№9017[Quote]
>>9003you bought puts on the most resilient B&M chain in the whole world.
№9018[Quote]
>>9016>Otherwise you are gambling.We are all degenerate gamblers.
№9023[Quote]
>>8862It just is
You just can’t
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>>8697Trump could be literally tea bagging Xi and the news would say China has Trump by the balls.
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>>9021>it's realAt least you weren't retarded enough to forget about it and letting it run to expiration
№9037[Quote]
>Trump could be literally tea bagging Xi
Would be cool if he actually made an attempt and stuck to it longer than 72 hours
№9048[Quote]
>>9035My brokerage liquidates my positions automatically before they expire.
№9052[Quote]
>>9037Xi is probably a little closer to being teabagged than you think. He can't get embarrassed here, surely he'd rather decouple at China's own pace, his neighbors largely hate him, he can pick up Europe at the margin but he's not getting some full realignment (China funds Russia's war!)
№9057[Quote]
>slurped again
it's over for my puts
№9061[Quote]
>>9056From what I understand before Trump the EU had much stricter tariffs on China than the US. I believe the auto tariffs were modeled after what the EU was already doing.
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>>9059Is this breaking news? Cause if so it should cause the market to go red.
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Check it out
№9068[Quote]
>>9034Why do Western Euros support China so much nowadays while Eastern Europe support the USA? With the exception of Poland, shouldnt it be the other way around because of BRI?
№9069[Quote]
>>9063Your right. This General has a 5 minute head start against the markets
№9074[Quote]
Karoline Leavitt: “let me be clear, There will be no unilateral reduction in tariffs against China. The President has made it clear that China needs to make a deal with the United States of America.”
№9075[Quote]
>>9063It's a breaking nothingburger.
№9076[Quote]
>>9071They mean that Bessent said that earlier in the day and triggered the initial selloff.
>>8760 №9078[Quote]
>>9076Kind of, but CNBC is still quoting Bessent as for rebalancing, meaning lowering tariffs to match. This gets rid of that short term possibility.
№9079[Quote]
>>9074The market doesn’t really care about tariffs
№9081[Quote]
>>9068Eastern Europe doesn't care in general Poland and Baltics want to make Daddy America proud so they act as their agents
№9083[Quote]
>>9068We recognize corruption when we see it and see that Trump is fighting against it. While it may not be as bad in the West, it is engrained here. You can’t get anything from the government, police, courts, etc without some sort of bribe or some form of nepotism. Just because our parents were ruled by commie bureaucrats doesn’t mean we want to be. Also Western Yourope has gone soft but they will wake up soon. Look at East Germany.
№9087[Quote]
Karoline Leavitt: “let me be clear, it is pink. Like really pink. And my butthole smells of flowers, just ask my 60 year old husband."
№9090[Quote]
Blompf
№9100[Quote]
>>9074Leavitt says one thing, Bessett says something else, I'm sure Ron Vara is saying a third and more retarded option. Only Trump knows and after they find out what's happening, they'll be on Fox news saying Art of the Deal regardless when it turns out there are no jobs coming back to the US and it was just a failed attempt to intimidate the chinks
№9104[Quote]
>TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
>TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
>TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
№9106[Quote]
It will be something about the pope's death.
№9107[Quote]
>>9063>Is this breaking news? A statement was made about that earlier this morning before the whore repeated it. Market did pull back a bit in reaction. Market is using the news as a backdrop to grease the gears but it's all volatility.
Timeline:
>Trump demands Powell cut rates, floats idea of firing him (which he cannot technically do)>market dumps>Bessent and Trump both make dovish comments about China>market pumps>however those comments weren't backed by any actual action, they're not cutting the tariffs or decreasing them (today)>China says THIS NOT HOW NEGOTIATION OR DEAL WORK>market pumps anyway>NO UNILATERAL REDUCTION>market drops 1.5% but still holds deep green for the day, too busy trading amongst itself to care №9110[Quote]
>>9107these things will take a while to sort out, three steps down two steps up. I'm wonder if I should get some 1D graphs from 2008 to see how it compared
№9112[Quote]
>recruiter reaches out
>come work onsite™ at one of our locations!
>check
>[expensive lawless raisinholes] or
>[expensive car dependent raisinholes]
>pay is only $115k
<yeahnolol
Why are recruiters retarded?
№9114[Quote]
Had sold UPRO calls @$64 for this friday, just rolled them (even) for next friday @68. I think Trump will moon the markets. Feel free to call me a retard.
№9121[Quote]
traded a bit more, +235 booked for the day but still in a bad trade where i'm down substantially more than that. booked $3400 for the year so far but may have to take a big haircut on that soon. still think 5380 is where they want this market to close and i've basically been trading around that level today. want to trade more but there's just an hour left and i don't wanna get hooked and spoil what has been a good day already. want a big green move and close at the highs today but i just don't think that is coming, nor is a close above 5400, it is only wednesday and things are not clear yet. feel lucky to have made some money today and happy the prices are moving up.
№9127[Quote]
>>9094Meet women at a swimming pool. A few hours swimming in a heavily chlorinated swimming pool will freshen up a butthole but you got to get in quick afterwards.
№9128[Quote]
>>9118>EU kneeling to ChinaLMAO these idiots
№9132[Quote]
>>8531I'm forced to hold my gold cause of the Russian embargo, but I'm kind of glad I have it now. Just wish the stock followed gold prices instead of just being up 20%.
>>8702It's tough because it's all a man made problem unlike other crashes. This one could be canceled tomorrow.
>>8714No!
>>8767This but unironically. I'll never forgive them or the Rusdniggers for all the shills ruining the internet.
>>8901Chathpt for fed!
№9134[Quote]
>>>9068
>Look at East Germany.
Aren’t they a bunch of formerly Communist Atheists who are supporting some Sri Lankan lesbian just to spite the rest of the country?
№9138[Quote]
>>9100Dumbest crash in history. I'm just hoping for an air force one crash and Presidrnt Bessent and his VP Musk to save us.
№9141[Quote]
>>9137SOXL is down 5% from ATH already. Fuck!
№9142[Quote]
>>8760Works on my machine.
№9145[Quote]
>379 replies
MAKE A NEW THREAD QUICK QUICK MAKE A NEW THREAD
№9150[Quote]
>>8936Doesn't matter. Corporations are already stopping imports. There will be shortages no matter what. The ship is already off course. No way to yank it back fast enough to stop shortages. Even if the tariffs were rolled back tomorrow there would still be a lull in imports causing shortages.
№9151[Quote]
>Trump pins Xi’s back to the mat and forces his knees apart. Trumps says “it only hurts if you struggle” Xi looks into Trumps eyes and shouts “No, no, no”. Later Rachael Maddow reports that China stared down Trump and refused to give in. Market Recovers.
№9153[Quote]
>IBM & TI afternoons
These boomerchips still market movers?
№9154[Quote]
>>9153You could calculate their impact
№9155[Quote]
>>9151Pls let this finally happen, the Chinks have been allowed to gloat for too long
№9156[Quote]
>>9145There isn't a limit, but we have been doing 1000.
№9160[Quote]
>>9117I think the hopium will make the market rally. I'm leveraged to the tits bro
№9162[Quote]
>apply to job which I meet the qualifications for for the umpteenth time
>"we're sorry we're looking for more experience" (LIE) says HR lady in stock email
>look at posting
>it specifically says they're looking for Women, not men, which is gender discrimination and unironically illegal in such a blatant case
>report their job as fake and tell them I'm reporting them to the BBB for discrimination
>they start seething
TOTAL
ROASTIE
LIQUIDATION
№9172[Quote]
GREEN DILDO INCOMING
№9175[Quote]
>>9164>>fucking Wall Street Journal China headline hit a couple minutes laterI went to sleep at 9:15 and woke up just now because someone was yelling so I only sleeped 6 hours I guess. Is the market green? That's nuts dude.
№9176[Quote]
We know Trump is going to say something to piss the markets off.
№9177[Quote]
>>9162Oh nice, the knights of colombus want to hire me because I'm a catholic man and apparently they CAN discriminate. Suck it, roasties.
№9180[Quote]
GOLD IS GETTING FUCKED