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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_GoldbergBelow are the three articles that I published from prison:
https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957bBelow is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolisObviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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inb4 redditquoted
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IT'S REAL
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>>71336I'm half-Jewish on my dad's side and Judaism is matrilineal, so I'm technically not Jewish. I'm just… uhhh… Jew-ish.
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wasn't you on wavywebsurf
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Interesting but who are you?
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omg are you hecking anonymous
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did you get raped in prison
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Looked at your wikipedia, why the fuck did you do it?
Do you feel regret for what you did?
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>You're on this video>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7dkLwNacw>>7018096Someone actually interviewed me from prison for their YouTube channel - someone who was once on the unit with me:
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>>71347Is this a joke? Pathetic geg
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are you adjusting to the outside
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>did you get raped in prison
No.
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Did you just change your name on twitter?
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>Looked at your wikipedia, why the fuck did you do it?
>Do you feel regret for what you did?
I talk about that in detail in my "First Public Statement From Joshua Goldberg" article. I wanted to infiltrate online jihadist spheres in the hopes of eventually becoming a journalist, but what I did was incredibly stupid and reckless and of course I wish I hadn't done it.
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>did you get raped in prison
Yes, I enjoyed being repeatedly sodomised by Tyrone, it was one of the highlights of my time incarcerated.
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>are you adjusting to the outside
I suppose so, to the best that one can after getting out of prison.
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>>71363bro look like a pizza fr
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do you live with your parents? what do you do as a job
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post picture proof mr.goldberg
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>mr goldberg, where did these bruises on your forehead come from? and can you post a selfie with a timestamp?
I got slapped in the face by Tyrone's johnson every day, it left some bruises.
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Shalom kikey, what's up
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Are you really european
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>>71363Those were from picking at bumps on my forehead.
I don't do selfies, but here's a post from my Twitter account about this thread:
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1784690676468261004 β71373[Quote]
ermmm.. is this real chuds?
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do tripcodes work on this board
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BTW wikipedia doesn't like the sharty so your AMA will probably be archived on our wiki
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What are your plans for the future Mr berg of gold?
(Also what are you gonna do for your job)
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>>71361>>71367Yawn. As I said in my first article: if you think you can troll me or hurt my feelings, you are seriously wasting your time.
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HOLY MEDS
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>>>7018180 (You)
>Yawn. As I said in my first article: if you think you can troll me or hurt my feelings, you are seriously wasting your time.
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>>71365>>71377>>71381I'm still looking for a job. Hopefully something in the media. I am living with my parents at the moment.
>>71382I answered your question.
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can you provide definitive proof that it's you? perhaps tweeting an image of neutralplier?
how did you find out about the 'farty btw
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what should I do if I don't want to end up like you but i love imageboard posting
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I mean you got a criminal record now so surely it's over
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have you ever worked a job or had a girlfriend
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Are you still into trolling berg of gold?
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Has any of your family been holocausted?
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actual criminal is now doing an AMA btw, is this legal root?
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT KILL THIS KIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>71371>I don't do selfiesyeah i can see why
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Froooooot give him a trip code for his ama
Also question for mr Goldberg: how do you feel about how the internets changed since you left? Also thoughts on incel culture and the blackpill?
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>>71394He did his time chud
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>>>7018278
>projecting shitskin
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Why are you having an ama on the sharty of all places?
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>>71406everywhere else probably bans him
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do you regret trolling if we dont think about the threats that sent you to jail
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If any teen becomes a politician or something like that he should do an AMA on sharty that would be so gemmy
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IT'S FUCKING REAL OH SHIT
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>>71410TSMT, but only after you retire so you dont get cancelled
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How did u find out about the sharty
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post a picture of yourself with a date and timestamp
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no way
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IF THIS IS REAL WE CAN GET THE SHARTY ONTO WIKIPEDIA WITH THIS
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>>71386How do you want me to prove it? Again, I tweeted about it from my Twitter account.
>>71390I was in college when I was arrested. I worked several jobs in prison. I've been asked on dates more than once, but I always found some way of avoiding it because I didn't want to have a girlfriend.
>>71391Yes, but I have to be more careful about it now.
>>71393Bone marrow transplant? It's alright, I guess.
>>71392Some on my dad's side. Not on my mom's side, since she isn't Jewish.
>>71399"Secret Love Song, Pt. II" by Little Mix and ladybugs.
>>71396Before I left prison, I shaved my head completely bald in the hopes that nobody would recognize me when I get out. I now bear no resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me, and I will never let another picture of me find its way onto the internet.
>>71400The internet honestly feels like it's become even more of a mess than it was when I was out. It's certainly taken a lot of getting used to. I hate incels and other misogynist losers like Apedrew Apelin, who blame women for the fact that they're repulsive creeps.
>>71401Someone on Twitter told me to do an AMA here.
>>71409I don't regret shit like trolling Plebbit and The Times of Israel. That shit was hilarious and still is.
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you forgot to enable IDs dumbass
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>can you send a time stamp proving its you?
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>>71416hi port
he posted on his twitter confirming it was him
im just surprised mods left this one up
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Goldberg made online posts under many pseudonyms[7] and spent 14 to 20 hours on the internet per day.[18] After learning of his internet activities, the FBI attempted to place him under physical surveillance, but this was generally ineffective because for several weeks he did not leave his parents' house or open the front door.[19]
is this true?
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>>71422how do we know it's his twitter account
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>>71419>bone marrow transplantoyyyy
>inb4 someone posts baby monkey torture as an """"""example"""""" β71432[Quote]
reddit spacerald
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>>71419thoughts on florida?
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>How do you want me to prove it? Again, I tweeted about it from my Twitter account.
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>I was in college when I was arrested. I worked several jobs in prison. I've been asked on dates more than once, but I always found some way of avoiding it because I didn't want to have a girlfriend.
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>Yes, but I have to be more careful about it now.
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>Bone marrow transplant? It's alright, I guess.
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>Some on my dad's side. Not on my mom's side, since she isn't Jewish.
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>"Secret Love Song, Pt. II" by Little Mix and ladybugs.
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>Before I left prison, I shaved my head completely bald in the hopes that nobody would recognize me when I get out. I now bear no resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me, and I will never let another picture of me find its way onto the internet.
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>The internet honestly feels like it's become even more of a mess than it was when I was out. It's certainly taken a lot of getting used to. I hate incels and other misogynist losers like Apedrew Apelin, who blame women for the fact that they're repulsive creeps.
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>Someone on Twitter told me to do an AMA here.
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>I don't regret shit like trolling Plebbit and The Times of Israel. That shit was hilarious and still is.
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what should I do if I don't want to end up like you but i love imageboard posting
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>>71419> I've been asked on dates more than once, but I always found some way of avoiding it because I didn't want to have a girlfriend.Relatable, dismissive avoidant bros stay winning (Iβm dying alone arenβt I)
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Do you lift?
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Make a new thread and enable ID kike
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>>71438He might not know about all of them
Somechudy better post the wiki links
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>Nuslvttas really fell for this obvious bait…….
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when did you start using the internet
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Josh, what do you think of your 'pedia article? Do you think that it's biased? Also, wtf did you do to get in there for TEN YEARS
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do you like pepe the frog
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>>71446you can literally answer these two questions yourself with .5 seconds of research
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>>71424I did spend that long on the internet, but I went outside several times.
>>71433Florida is shit, generally.
>>71435Don't pretend to be a terrorist.
>>71438I actually don't know very much about them yet. I'm a newGOD here.
>>71445I think the first time I got on the internet was when I was 4.
>>71446The Wikipedia article, as stated before, is bullshit. My plea deal was for 8 years and the prosecutor asked for 8 years, but the judge felt that wasn't enough and gave me 10 years.
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>>71448i mean from his side idiot
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>>71449failed to capitalize Reddit
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What do you want to do now?
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>>71450When does trolling stop being fun?
Did you start out trolling tamely and have to escalate what you said to keep it interesting to you?
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Do you like Flartson?
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>>7144929th even doe it's still the 28th
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Are you really an islamist? What do you believe your future looks like?
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What do you think of Jackbox raids and doxxes committed by sharty users?
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how is your day today and whatβs your favourite aryanime
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>>71444Court docs confirm this is his twitter
ITS HIM
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You should troll friday night funkin
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Is anime good?
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>>71465Shits to dead for it to count
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>>71458damn i live in asia
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what is the best thing about soyjak.party
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Do you support Donald Trump?
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>>71450In the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful:
May your house be afflicted with the worst diseases known to man and the Seven Heavens, you kafir dog.
May your ancestors and your descendants suffer from endless oppression, may your daughters have their honor defiled, may anything you plant wilt and die, may you suffer a long and painful existence for demeaning Allah and his Prophet Ψ΅ΩΩ Ψ§ΩΩΩ ΨΉΩΩΩ Ω Ψ³ΩΩ
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OH MY HECKIN FAUCI! IS THAT A SLOW BURN ASK-ME-ANYTHING THREMBO BY A NICHE MICROCELEBRITY ON THE 'LOG??! IT'S JUST LIKE MY HECKING REDDIT!! OH BOY OH BOY THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!
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>>71450trips checked
>newGODi see you've encountered our filter
https://soyjakwiki.net/RaidsThis is a page with our raids
https://soyjakwiki.net/Doxingnotable doxxing
Operation 9/11 is a must read
and we doxxed and raped someone right now
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>>7018503
he did ding dong
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>>71334Goon your johnson to BNW0
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>>71478My favourite prison story was when I got double dicked by Tyrone and Jamal in both my holes.
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I only know about you because /pol/ chuds use you as an example of how the JIDF or similar could easily infiltrate and subvert online communities. How do you feel about that? Do you think, considering your experience, they might have a point?
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>>71484Someone could've hacked xis account.
Timespam and I'll agree
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put me in the 'chive pls
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ROOT MAKE THIS MAN AN ADMIN
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>>71492Call him Jihadi Josh
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>>71476>Operation 9/11 is a must read>Doesnt link ithi port. here's the link
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>>71495I think theres a portal to that in the doxxing page
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I can't be bothered reading the wikipedia what did you get arrested for
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>>71498he's new, he will want to see it first
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what should i not do to avoid becoming like you
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So glad you found our site and I hope you enjoy our rich and storied history
Welcome newARYAN
Stay here, lurk less, post moar
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>>71504stop using this site geg
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outside your dumbass pretending to be a terrorist, why did you troll on reddit and not 4chan where you could be anonymous?
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Prove youre him
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How did you get out already I thought you had to serve at least 85% of your sentence in the fed or something like that
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>>71489i think its more likely that some neet that nobody cares about posts on the sharty then that somebody would care to hack him
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>>71510didnt read the fucking thread award
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Do you plan to keep trolling?
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>>71505>didn't even post a touhou girlit's like i don't even know you
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>>71454I want to obtain some job in the media. At the moment, there is a French indie director making a documentary about me, while a johnson journalist wants to make a podcast series about me.
>>71455Trolling, I suppose, was my way of lashing out at society - the society that I would never belong in and would never want to belong in anyways. I suppose it did gradually escalate from the kind of shit that I was doing when I was 11.
>>71456Those sound like low-hanging fruit, to be honest.
>>71460Hell no. I'm an atheist. Muhammad is a filthy child molester and Allah is a pig fucker. I'm not sure about my future, though.
>>71462Again, I don't know anything about them yet.
>>71463My favorite animu of all time would probably have to be Samurai X: Trust and Betrayal. Grave of the Fireflies is another strong contender.
>>71470I would, but I'm using a shitty cheap laptop right now that doesn't have a touch screen.
>>71472Again, I'm a total newGOD here.
>>71473No, absolutely not.
>>71478Oh, I have tons of stories. To name just one: I was actually cellmates with "The Merchant of Death" Viktor Bout at one point. I talk about my negative experiences in prison a lot in my "How Prison Made Me Hate the Police" article.
>>71480That wasn't me.
>>71488I am most definitely not a Zionist, as evidenced by the fact that I regularly trolled Israel/Zionists.
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>>71512even though svante thunberg got hacked
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>>71516>johnson journalistgloink
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>>71516What's with the reddit spacing fr
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>>71522He trolled on reddit, he got contaminated
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>>71516Do you like johnson?
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>>71516>i am most definitely not a Zionist, as evidenced by the fact that I regularly trolled Israel/ZionistsNot saying youβre a Zionist , just that you might be a case study on how Zionists (or really any group) can easily subvert online movements and communities. Do you agree?
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>>71516Are you a slut for Big Black Cock
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>>71526anonymous to the other users
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best thread in the history of the wojack party
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>>71528My bad, he was supposed to reply with a laughing cordson
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>>71526only the government could track you but normal people couldn't
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>>71516>I was actually cellmates with "The Merchant of Death" Viktor Bout at one point. Do tell more. Did you guys talk much? What did he think of you? What kind of stuff did he talk aboit
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What advice would you give to the sharty's userbase which is mainly teenagers
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>>71540>mainly teenagersdebunked average age here is 24
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>>71537Is he the guy who was in the prisoner swap for that basketball player
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Do you have a message for the Arab seething about you itt
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>>71541I don't believe you
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>>71544took the bait award
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What is your proudest troll?
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Thoughts on short form video like tiktok or instagram?
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what the fuck did you eat the whole time??? did your mommy make you megaprocessed chicken nuggets the whole time or something??
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do you still browse 4cuck
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this could be that one guy that hacked greta thunberg's dad though
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shit nobody cares about
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>>71555Itβs not lol
He started posting on twitter again right after his jail sentence ended and mostly has just been retweeting normie lib and super light anti troon shit. I dmed him after seeing his account active again with a link to this site a few weeks ago
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>>71559Who are you however
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>>71561Benjamin Netanyahu
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>>71334How did you bait so many people and can you teach us?
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>>71562This is cute and also the most cringe video ever
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>>71509I trolled on both. I trolled pretty much everywhere. Also, how is Reddit not anonymous?
>>71511You do, and I did.
>>71514Yes, but I'll have to be much more careful about what I do online now.
>>71522"Reddit spacing" was not a thing before my arrest. What even is it?
>>71525Well, on that level, I suppose so, but my intentions were always purely nihilistic and non-ideological in nature.
>>71490I don't have one yet.
>>71537He was my cellmate in 2015, in the SHU at Miami FDC. He was in the SHU for spitting in an inmate's fact, as he had a hair-trigger temper. He spoke 9 different languages, and he told me how the movie Lord of War was based on him and how he had letters from US presidents. He was devoutly Jewish, and complained that Miami FDC was not a place where one could "be a Jew" (the cell that we were in, it should be noted, had a huge swastika with "WHITE POWER" graffitied on the wall in pencil; when I asked Bout about it, he said that it was put there by "someone who believe in 'white power'". He was a whiny little bitch (and obsessive clean freak) who threw petulant hissy fits about every single petty little thing that I did, often bitching and moaning to the guards, who obviously didn't even remotely care. At one point, I told Bout "you're a fucking asshole" and he then tattled to the guard "he is again saying I am a fucking asshole." The guard told him that "it's just words" - the kind of thing that you would tell a kindergartener. Bout was so cantankerous and annoying that, eventually, I had staff move me into a different SHU cell by myself. You would probably expect someone nicknamed "The Merchant of Death" to be a profoundly terrifying individual, but he was really more like a caricature of an anal-retentive old Jew with severe OCD.
>>71543Pic related.
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>>71568>how is reddit not anonymous post history
OH MY FUCKING TRIPS
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>>71570Shut the fuck up root kys
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>>71568How much 'BC did you take in prison?
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post yourself doing the soy face so we can turn you into chud2
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>>71573he said hes never gonna post his face again
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>>71575sorry i didnt read it
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>>71570Please donβt mess with him like this heβs still new
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>71568Does your internet get monitored?
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The feds are gonna be reading this thread thoroughly, keep that in mind teens
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>>71568>he then tattled to the guard "he is again saying I am a fucking asshole."LMAO
He acted like a tattletale? geg
Have you read the articles?
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>>71568The βmerchant of deathβ being annoying jew is really funny considering poll and rw xitter ZIGGERS painted him as some Russian badass
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>>71548Probably The Times of Israel one ("Josh Bornstein").
>>71549Generally moronic time-wasters.
>>71551I ate prison food and commmissary, obviously.
>>71552Yes.
>>71558Probably the meatloaf.
>>71565I suppose imitating the tone of others was easier for me than forging any kind of real self-identity.
>>71580I'm sure it is, but that wasn't explicitly dictated by the court.
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What about the world now confuses you the most since you got out of prison? also what do you think of skibidi toilet and the tiktok rizz party? (This is a serious question)
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>>71586Do you still live with your parents? Are you employed? Do you have any skills?
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>>71589If I was some political org Iβd hire him to subvert shit online for my own ends
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>>71586>Generally moronic time-wasters.this site isnt a whole lot better
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>>71588Everything is now automated, for starters. It seems like the robots have taken over. I don't follow TikTok shit.
>>71589I still live with them at the moment, but I am looking for a job. I am a skilled writer.
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>>71593Are they happy with you or are they letting you in reluctantly?
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>>71593What do your parents think of everything you did/what happened to you
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i love johnson btw
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>>71586based meatwad enjoyer
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>>71562Why is the wedding video nutwave doe
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>>71594/qa/ wasn't added until 2015 dumbass
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are you emo?
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>>71600I forgot he was in prison for 10 years
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https://soyjakwiki.net/Qa/Since you werenβt here for this
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>>71586Do you have a Roblox account?
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>>71586not what you ate in prison, retard
i mean what did you eat while trolling
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>10 years in prison until today
It's like the internet has died a thousand times. How do you feel about this?
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FROOOOOOOOOOT MAKE EUROPEAN88 ADMIN AND MAKE /COONTOWN/
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What time-wasters did you have in prison? Books, Friends, gambling etc.
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>>71618this is a good question, answer this one
also, were there any clubs in your prison for stuff like math?
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>>71617plenty of proof just read the thread and stop being a whinypissbabychud
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are you an incel?
do you mew?
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Did you gymax in prison
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>>71614Imagine trying to explaine skibidi toilet or what xenogenders are to him
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What kind of stuff do you jack off to
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do you listen to hyperpop and scenecore?
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did you know about the BLM riots of 2020? and how do you feel about them
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Do you feel remorse for the terrorism
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Kekkkkk what
How was life in prison? We're there gangs?
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moooooooooooooods enable ids on this post now this is big
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Thoughts on the Kiwifarms near-destruction and the clamping down on of free speech on the internet in generwl?
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>The account that i had on reddit known as European88 was by far the most uh notorious uh neo-nazi on reddit and one of the most notorious on the entire internet that account was a moderator of just about every single uh white supremacist community on reddit. If I remember correctly now there's over 250 of them..
>um in hindsight what would have been funny and what i should have done is once i got that account turned into a moderator on all those neo-nazi subreddits i should have replaced all of them with gay interracial porn
Proto-cobson poster
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hello government people who are
probably seeing this thanks to this guy making a post here, i am not affiliated with any illegal shit and agree that this op made illegal decisions and hate them for that.
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>>71636glownigger ass licker
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i leave for 2 hours and this is what happens
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>>71639trust me, you don't want to piss off feds. you REALLY DON'T
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>>71643maybe hes reading the 'ki
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he got distracted by furry foot porn
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>>71636This is a funny cartoon bald man with glasses website, Feds shouldnβt bother us
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>>71336the act of wanting to inconvenience or harm somebody without consequence or danger is an extremely jewish trait
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Thoughts on Ukraine
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were there internets in prison?
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>>71650They get issued tablets with heavily restricted internet and also smuggle in cell phones
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Did you ever masturbate in prison? How did you do it, did you do it infront of other inmates?
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>>71334what's your favorite video game?
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>>71655holy shit just kill yourself already with your pedo goon shit
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>>71656im not even attracted to him i wanna be like him he's just a cute and nice character
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>>71655i want to have sex with you
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>>71334Was letting you out of jail an april fools day prank, and if so, on whom?
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youβre a retard, posting terrorist threats and telling people where to go shoot up isnβt trolling, thatβs just terrorism. trolling is when you make some dumb faggot sperg the fuck out not when you make people think theyβre about to be blown up or shot
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>>71660also BTFO by bing bang ben garrison GEEEGGG
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>>71594I post on /pol/ the most. I haven't browsed /qa/ yet.
>>71595>>71596They still love me. My mom told me that she feels like I was set up by the feds.
>>71601Will read later. My browser is super slow because of this thread.
>>71602Hell no.
>>71607I'm not a Ponyfag. That's too autistic even for me.
>>71609No. I played Egyptian rat screw more than any other card game.
>>71611No. I never have.
>>71613Whatever the fuck I felt like eating at the moment.
>>71614It's definitely taken some getting used to.
>>71618I spent most of my time listening to the radio. There are no friends in prison, but the person who I was closest with wrote a book from prison titled "It Takes a Nation to End Gun Violence". I typed the book for him (and added to it, as he requested). It's on Amazon. He gets out in 2026. I have two poignant kites (written messages) from other inmates (one of them from him) that I will publish soon.
>>71620Not really. There were psychology programs and bullshit classes and stuff like that.
>>71622No. My celibacy was 100% voluntary. I've never had any interest in sex.
>>71623I worked out a lot in prison and still do.
>>71627This is my first time hearing about them. I listen to just about everything.
>>71628I very much kept up with the news while I was in prison. What happened to George Floyd was an outrage and the rioting against police was certainly justified. However, burning down regular people's mom and pop stores was not. And the rioting in Portland was just boujee white anarchists looking for any excuse to riot and burn shit down.
>>71630Yes, and I am very thankful that nobody was actually hurt as a result of my profoundly stupid and reckless actions online.
>>71631Of course. Gangs run rampant even on the softest yards.
>>71634In recent years, it seems that the illiberal left has been really ramping up their attempts to censor the internet, and those attempts are now inevitably coming back to bite them as their views (e.g. on Gaza) are now being censored by the illiberal right. The useful idiot leftists and "human rights activists" who zealously pushed for strict censorship of speech are now seeing that censorship used against their own. Good. You reap what you sow. People who advocate drawing lines around freedom of speech always envision themselves as the one holding the pen. They never even entertain the thought that someone else's definition of objectionable speech might differ from theirs.
>>71638I actually didn't do anything to Benny G other than create many of the neo-Nazi "Ben Garrison quote" images.
>>71641More or less, yeah. There's a big difference between having no social life because you're a repulsive creep (like Andrew Anglin) and having no social life simply because you hate people (like me).
>>71643This thread is legit on the verge of crashing my shitty browser on this shitty laptop.
>>71649Since the start of their invasion in Ukraine, the Russian maskirovka machine has been working in overdrive to disseminate disinformation not just to the Russian people, but to the usual gang of idiots outside of Russia - and especially to the western far-right. Putin's initial bullshit about "fighting Nazis" in Ukraine got no real traction among the far-right (for obvious reasons), but his equally mendacious narrative about biolabs in Ukraine got picked up by Tucker Carlson (who has vigorously defended Putin from day one) and widely disseminated on the far-right internet. Putin represents the same fascist values that Tucker Carlson and others on the far-right represent, so it naturally follows that they would be firmly on his side. Of course, Russia apologism is certainly not limited to the far-right. Since the onset of the conflict in Ukraine, the usual chorus of infantile emoprogs and Noam Chomsky acolytes on the far-left have, like clockwork, been spinning their characteristic whataboutery, making endless excuses for Putin because America/the west does this and this and this (Chomsky himself, of course, has zealously defended almost every single dictatorship that has ever existed). Shamnesty International even published a report about how Ukrainian soldiers are engaging in "war crimes" by stationing themselves near civilian areas - a report which has, of course, been cited non-stop by the Kremlin's disinfo factory to legitimize their invasion of Ukraine. Almost as pathetic have been the western liberals harping on endlessly about how Putin's actions flagrantly violate "international law" and deluding themselves into thinking that Russia will ever pay the consequences for it. If Russia is indeed violating "international law", then why aren't they being punished for it right now? Oh, right: because "international law" isn't real law and has absolutely no real legal power or authority whatsoever. UN conventions mean about as much to Putin as the Treaty of Versailles did to Hitler, whose policy of ruthless schrecklichkeit was identical to that of Putin. The International Criminal Court - a colonialist institution which is used primarily for civilizing the Africans - couldn't even manage to prosecute former Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, so the idea of them being able to prosecute Putin is absolutely beyond laughable. Hopefully, this disaster will be the final nail in the coffin for the UN and the ICC. It will hopefully also be the final nail in the coffin for the childish Chomskyite nonsense that the world would be so much better off if America wasn't the dominant superpower. What we are seeing right now is just a small sample of what a world dominated by Russia and China would be like - a world where Chomsky and his ilk would be thrown into extermination camps.
>>71650No, only a tightly-monitored prison email system.
>>71654Yume Nikki, followed by Chrono Trigger.
>>71660Still mad, Ben?
>>71659I cannot possibly tell you how many times people made jokes about that.
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Go to the original post and click last 50 posts or one of the page numbers to ease your laptop strain
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does anyone even believe in this
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>>71665Like you gotta be a retard to not
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>>71662i donβt see where the lulz come from in bomb threats or shooting threats, thatβs just sociopathic behaviour
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>>71662I saw your twitter PFP, very nice
>I haven't browsed /qa/ yetlocked 3 years ago
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>>71669He is kinda browsing /qa/
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>>71665He posted it on his Twitter
Court docs and KF archives prove its his twitter
Itβs him
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>>71673True lol
>>>/qa/also this (niggerhell)
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>>71662you can go to https://soyak.party/soy/thread/7018042+50.html to make the page lag your browser less
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>>71475This, but unironically
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>>71676it will show you the last 50 replies, so it should make it way better
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>>71662What does it feel like to be in prison? Were you in comfort there or were they absolute looking shitholes with really uncomfortable beds? I haven't been to one before but I don't believe they're like in the movies where they're dark grimy shitholes with the worst beds ever. If you were able to write while in there, that definitely says something.
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>>71662>What happened to George Floyd was an outrage and the rioting against police was certainly justified.bait?
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>>71681He got re-educated by many black folks in prison, I assume
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>>71680Imagine the beeb reporter's reaction to seeing all of the retardation and incomprehensible nonsense on this board.
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>>71334>has been in prison since 2015>knows about the 'artyim thinking kill yourself
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Include me in your next jewticle about this thread mr Mike Kikeling
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>Thoughts on /liberty/?
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>>71687someone told him about it
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>>71695Wait what how did you know about him
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Nigger got out of prison just to post on the most autistic site possible
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>>71697I heard he was out of prison and then saw his account was active again
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>>71699Where did you hear it
And why the fuck was your first idea to invite him to the sharty
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>>71698geg
man it must feel really bad for him to see what the internet has come to after 10 years. dude went to prison during the fucking MLG era
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>>71701and gamergate too, seeing all of that shit be over after so long must be really crazy
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>>71700I thought it would be funny. Also he xe seems like xe would be a good poster
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what do you think about nusquirreljak
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>>71693I look like this sincerely
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>>71667Did I ever say that I thought bomb or shooting threats were lulzy?
>>71669I actually created the Uboachan Facebook group. Yume Nikki is probably my favorite artwork in any medium.
>>71672And do you actually think for a second that "Michael Slay"'s articles reflect my real views as Joshua Goldberg?
>>71676Just did. Thanks.
>>71679I talk about this in detail in my "How Prison Made Me Hate the Police" article. Terre Haute FCI is the most filthy, squalid, poorly maintained institution in the entire Bureau of Prisons - worse than most third-world prisons - and I spent the longest amount of time there, unfortunately.
>>71690I take a hardline stance on civil liberties, but I am certainly not an Austrian school anarcho-capitalist.
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>>71516>>Philosophy of Rape>That wasn't me.Gemmy as hell though
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fedschanners really fell for this
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>>71707What do you think of the site? along with soyjaks themselves?
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>>71707Do you masturbate to anime
Or to anything at all
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>>71680we're gonna get on da NEWZZZZZZ bro!!
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>>71707damn, thanks for the response. mustve been pretty shitty back there.
also another question, i dunno if this has been asked either but what does it feel like seeing all of the new post-gamergate meme culture and internet culture in general after so long? im sure it must be confusing seeing all of the skibidi toilet stuff and soyjaks taking off, I do remember you from back in the day and r/coontown though lol
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>>71711I haven't been on the site much yet. I'm new to soyjaks as well. They didn't exist when I was on the street before. My favorite chan meme will always be "has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" I cannot possibly tell you how much endless amusement I've derived from that over the years. To this day, I still ask people that in person and still laugh my ass off at their bewildered reactions. The "HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED" wall of text insult macros always made me kek as well, along with the goofy-looking baby picture Babby and all of the edits of it.
>>71715It can be bewildering at times, for sure. Internet culture always changes at a dizzying rate, and 9 years is like a lifetime in internet culture time.
>>71716I certainly wasn't a fan of the Covid lockdowns, but I never bought into the conspiracy theories either.
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>>71718I haven't played either of them, but I would certainly be open to playing them. I didn't really play MMORPGs a lot.
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>>71721Yeah, I like Touhou and shmups in general.
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>>71723fucking aryan (evandoe you're literally jewish)
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can mods enable ids on this thread it would be gemmy
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>>71723Favorite game? Character?
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>>71720Ultimata Online as far as I know is DEAD, However I'll actually reccomend Space Station 13, its a very fun game, but also has a TON of potential for any griefing/trolling operations you could think of for it, should look it into it. A lot of the current playbase is troons, but don't think of it as low hanging fruit.
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>>71728ss13 stopped being good after 2015 doe
t. been playing it since 2009
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>>71729Yea, but I can see how someone like Joshua could get his kicks from starting some autism troll, its a community very susceptible to them.
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>>71729also holy oldCHAD, how do you feel that ssethtiders are considered oldCHADs in reference to most of the current ss13 playerbase? I joined in 2019 btw.
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>>71719whats your opinion on discord (a chat application that has a userbase that mostly consists of teenagers and trannies) trannies and generation z's "ironic degeneracy/homosexuality"?
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>>71731its pretty retarded ive been through all of the eras of ss13 and once people started naming them "xtide" thats when the game truly died. but honestly it strated going downhill after 2015 with all of the shitty feature additions and removals and lost pretty much all charm. ss13 used to look ugly but soulful but now it has good graphics and is just another soulless slop game
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>>71655didnt respond award :(
sorry if it was a bad post
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>>71726That's a tough one. I'm actually gonna have to think about that for a while.
>>71732I've heard a lot about Discord, but have never actually been on it myself. As you said, it seems to be largely teenagers and troons who use it the most.
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Do you want anime/manga recs for stuff that came out while you were in jail
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>>71735do not go on discord, that's my best advice. it's full of weird retards and subhuman niggers who think spamming csam and animal abuse is the highest form of comedy. you're pretty good from what i see though so I can't see you falling into that kind of stuff
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>>71733You still play on /vg/ or lifeweb or similar or just moved on from the game in total?
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>>71734it is a pretty dogshit post and you should feel ashamed for promoting homosexuality !
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>>71734I had to Google "Hooni". Keep in mind that I've been in prison since 2015.
>>71736Sure, go ahead. Of all the ones that came out since my arrest, the one that looks the most intriguing is The Night is Short, Walk on Girl.
>>71737Yeah, I definitely do not want to see that shit. Perhaps the biggest evidence that I am not a psychopath is that I have always been very kind to animals. And hating sex offenders was my biggest thing in prison.
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>>71738I have mostly moved on from the game, but i definitely used to play /vg/ and lfwb.
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>>71739hooni is heterosexual how is him existing homosexuality
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Check out Disco Elysium
Itβs a good game that came out while you were in jail
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>>71740you and him are brothers i see
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>>71743erm okay then sorry but i saw it only used for homosexual purposes but if thats what you say then i cant argue against it
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>>71743its literally a pedo gay comic made by a korean pedo troon
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>>71745I am closer to a black king then me to him
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>>71746yeah a lot of gays like hooni makes sense
i used to be attracted to him when i was like 13 but not anymore i just wanna be cute and shy like him
(in fact i like soorim)
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>>71747wait rlly? i dont know anything about the guy who made it marge explain
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>>71741Holy shit man you missed A Silent Voice AND Your Name
Watch both of those
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>>71741Is the "Everyone wants to kill sex offenders (or atleast pedos) in prison" thing real?
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>>71750i do remember this part where hooni gets a crush on a girl and tries to get with her
i think the author likes it when people ship hooni and soorim together though like he obviously wants it to happen and shit but no hooni is straight
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What got you into trolling/imageboards?
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>>71762meds we do not dance with a pink dress with our dicks out
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Lulzy = Gemmy
For the lulz = For the Gems
Cringe/bad = Coal
MLG has evolved into brainrot
s4s and b is utterly dead
4chin = 4cuck
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>>71765True but nobody says βfor the gemsβ
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>>71769he doesn't want to talk about it, it was traumatic
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>>71765You're crazy/dumb = Meds
Wtf are you talking about/confusion = Marge
Brimstone = extremely horrible/bad
She is so attractive= OMGSISA
Ack! = Suicide
Gemerald = extremely good/awesome
TND = Total nigger death
'p = Cp
DNB = Dead nigger baby
'Cord = discord
Fapping =Gooning
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>>71771johnson News here, thank you for providing this essential context into this web site's vocabulary. May I reference this post in my next article?
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>>71772seconding this question
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>>71748I don't know much about this site yet. Again, I'm very much a newGOD.
>>71752Stephen Colbert hasn't been funny since The Colbert Report ended. His new show is pretty much just sanctimonious preaching, devoid of any real humor.
>>71753Just looked up both. They look good. I'm a big fan of anime that isn't moeshit or shonen fighting shit.
>>71754As stated before, Yume Nikki, followed by Chrono Trigger.
>>71756It really depends on the prison. On some yards, they literally run the yard. On others, they get killed on sight.
>>71761I started really trolling when I was 11. That was when I started taking my classes online, so I had pretty much endless internet time. The first sites that I was really active on were Wikipedia and IMDb. I started trolling heavily on sites like YTMND and Gaia Online, and eventually started posting on imageboards as well.
>>71768Hamas's attacks on Israel targeting innocent civilians are completely inexcusable to any reasonable, level-headed person. At the same time, most reasonable, level-headed people are able to recognize that such events do not happen in a vacuum. Had Israel not been carrying out non-stop deadly raids on Palestinians and violently displacing Palestinians for decades - and had Benjamin Netanyahu not assembled a government of far-right fascists who zealously advocate for taking those profoundly destructive actions even further - then the events of October 7th would never have happened. If you're a teenager living in Gaza (and most Gazans are indeed under the age of 20), all you've ever known is neverending violence and terror at the hands of Israel, and that has the effect of radicalizing you. At any rate, this ever-escalating conflict may very well be the spark that ignites WWIII. With each passing day, the conflict grows bigger and bigger, with Iran now threatening to unleash their proxy group Hezbollah at full force onto Israel - and, unlike all of the countless threats that Iran has made against Israel in the past, this one is not just empty blustering. Hezbollah has already been firing rockets into Israel and, if Hezbollah were to launch a full-scale invasion of Israel, the situation would spiral out of control immediately, with the rest of the world being sucked into the broader conflict. What's currently happening in Ukraine is mere child's play compared to what we are going to see in the Middle-East in the near future.
If the tensions around the world surrounding the Middle-East conflict have demonstrated anything, they have demonstrated, once again, the complete and total failure of multiculturalism. We're always told that diversity is our strength, but, in all of human history, diversity has never been anything other than a problem. The more diversity you have, the less social cohesion you have. When you have multiple wildly incompatible cultures living in the same area, then you have a powder keg like what we're currently seeing all over the west right now. Multiculturalism is fundamentally incompatible with human nature. Human beings are racist by nature and human beings, by nature, are distrustful of people who aren't like them. That's not the way that it should be, but that's the way that it is and that's the way that it will always be. Human nature is not something that can be changed, and trying to force human nature to change always results in complete disaster. The only real purpose of multiculturalism is to create an unlimited labor pool for multinational corporations, but is that even remotely worth all of the problems that come with it? No, of course not. There are absolutely no real benefits to multiculturalism whatsoever and, whenever proponents of multiculturalism are asked to name some benefits of oit, they can never come up with anything other than food and music.
>>71769You can literally be branded as a sex offender for masturbating in prison. Any sexual act in prison is automatically a sexual offense. I wish I was joking, but I'm not.
>>71772This is my first time hearing about Soytan.
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>>>7020275
>johnson News here, thank you for providing this essential context into this web site's vocabulary. May I reference this post in my next article?
You may use my HUGE Aryan cock to suck on
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>>71777You can read more about soytan here, it's this sites animu mascot
https://soyjakwiki.net/Soytan β71781[Quote]
>>71777is soytan attractive to you?
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Does anyone have a link to the soyjak.party archive? I was told that there was one.
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You should watch skibidi toilet, it was made for this new thing called youtube shorts so most of the series is minute long episodes, should only take an hour or two to finish and it is surprisingly good
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>>71783Soytan is cute doe
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>>71784hes gonna rope after seeing this bruh
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>>71787Yes, I was a huge YTMND troll when I was 12.
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What do you think of Soysuba? I think She WNBAG (Will never be a gem)
https://soyjakwiki.net/SoySuba β71792[Quote]
Why did you plead guilty if you were just trolling?
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>>71792Because they would have thrown the book at me if I didn't. I would very likely have gotten life, or, at the very least, many decades in prison.
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>>71788>>71788What's your usernames
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>>71655HOONI WNBAG, Homos always shill their crap
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>>71765>For the GemsNobody has ever said this.
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if you're reading this you just lost the game
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>>71334How long have you been using soyjak.party/the sharty?
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>>71799This is my first thread.
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>>71801have you enjoyed being here? Do you plan on lurking here more
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>>71777>You can literally be branded as a sex offender for masturbating in prison. Any sexual act in prison is automatically a sexual offense. I wish I was joking, but I'm not.Did they raped you?
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>>71777>I started really trolling when I was 11. That was when I started taking my classes online, so I had pretty much endless internet time. The first sites that I was really active on were Wikipedia and IMDb. I started trolling heavily on sites like YTMND and Gaia Online, and eventually started posting on imageboards as well.wdym "online classes" in 2007?
Btw kik Gaia online, thats the site where YandereDev posted photos of his face
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>>71802The thread actually went better than I expected. I expected 100% of the replies to be people trying in vain to troll me.
>>71803No.
>>71804I started doing school online in 2006.
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lol?
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>>71805Sharty can be chaotic sometimes but its pretty funny when you adjust to the chaotic culture of it
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>>71806At least I can speak two languages, you fucking faggot.
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>>71808After all we're 4cuck refugees of the long gone /qa/ board, the only funny board on 4cuck geg
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>>71810and you probably speak both of them poorly
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>>71810ΧΧ ΧΧ Χ Χ€ΧΧΧ€ΧΧ Χ’Χ¨Χ Χ©ΧΧ©Χ Χ€ΧΧ Χ§ΧΧ ΧΧ ΧΧΧΧͺ Χ©Χ€Χ Χ©Χ ΧΧΧ
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>>71806holy shit this put me in a laughing fit I nearly chokes to death
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How far away are we from coontown 2?
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If you smell something funny when you walk down the street, you're in Coon Town.
You look and see garbage all over the street, you're in Coon Town.
Up and down the street there ain't nothing but trash, nigger girls trying to get a nigger boy's cash.
Then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon Town.
On the corner there's a nigger with a drink in his hand, that's Coon Town.
Trying to bum a nickel from whoever he can, in Coon Town.
Don't be surprised, you can make a bet, if you go back tomorrow he'll be there yet.
He's trying to get drunk and drunk he's gonna get, in Coon Town.
Niggers never bother about going to work, in Coon Town.
They seem to think that work is for jerks, outta Coon Town.
They don't do nothing but sleep and doze, he don't wake until his eyes are tired of being closed.
It's half a day's work for him to scratch his toes, in Coon Town.
It amazes me to see the way they live, in Coon Town.
They do all the taking while we have to give, to Coon Town.
The White man worries, the nigger don't care, cause at the end of the month his check will be there.
Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.
Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.
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>>71655Bro please reconsider your ways, I used to want to be a femboy twink due to too much troonslop exposure at a young age until this site pushed me away from it and made me start trying to get my life together
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>>71821What made you want to be one? What was the thought process?
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>>71820New Fortnite location goes hard
Might drop there for FNCS next season
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>>71821Same thing happened to me, except it was 4cuck that convinced me that femboy shit is fucking retarded. Becoming a chud saved me from my porn induced gayness too
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>>71821im not gonna shit up this thread with a blogpost so all i'll say is there's more at play and i've talked about this in other threads
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idk if you're still here goldberg but do you still want to troll in legal ways? or are you just done with it full stop
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>>71827Yes, I do still have the desire to troll. I'm certainly not going to be doing anything illegal again, though.
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Why was nigga arrested, I'm not reading this thread
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did you find jesus yet
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>>71832Well that ain't nice
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>>71828Do you feel the legal system is much better equipped for illegal things now?
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Bumo
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Is he still here?
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how are you feeling right now
sorry i dont have good questions but are you happy or sad or bored or what
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Ignore the retard above me. What brings you the most joy now?
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What do you think about Christianity, both with organised Christianity and the teachings in the New Testament on its own?
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>>71841>>71840i think its a reasonable question considering he just got out of prison
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Are you familiar with the raids, trolls and doxes this website has done? It's really the only public-facing raiding website that has any traction in 2024.
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>>71839>>71840I don't really have the ability to feel joy, honestly. The only emotions that I feel are hatred, anger, sadness, fear, and disgust.
>>71842I think that all religion - especially Abrahamic religion - is an extremely harmful and destructive force, but Jesus did have many good teachings.
>>71844Not yet.
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Did you ever use any altchans?
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My internet cuts off at 1 AM and goes back on at 12 PM, just so you all know.
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thoughts on the transgender movement
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>>71846Is Uboachan an altchan?
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>>71849altchans are chans that aren't 4chan or 8chan
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wojaks or soyjaks
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>>71845damn, im sorry man. is this something that happened because of everything thats happened to you or just something you were born with?
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his internet cut off tards
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>>71855"manmoder" is transgender slang btw
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Thought on alphaGODS
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>>71836Is it better at catching people?
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>>71858he's a literal 16yo troon from Australia who derails every thread and turns it into his shitty blogpost
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>>71861funny enough you are derailing this thread to talk about namefag drama
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>>71862why do troons always project
kys you even posted your goon pedo fetish ITT earlier
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>>71864are you talking about hooni? hes just a character i like and wanna be more like how is that goon fetish
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>>71865goonpedo fetish
AGP and even a pedo version of AGP holy shit join the 41% already
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>>71866what are you on about meds
he's literally older then me but i just like the character
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>>71867because you are a pedophile tranny who should kill himself
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^
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what makes life worth living
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>>71854He already said he doesn't want the Internet to know what he looks like doe
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>>71703you sent an invite to someone that has feds watching xer every move to OUR PLACE?! The fuck is wrong with you?!
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feds got xim
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ama in ohio
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>>71872Cause he's a moron
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>>71875good thing that everybody here laughs at him as hard as we laugh at the shut in who mike GODwood arrested
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>>71871I know, but like all the current pictures of xim make him look like xhe de-transitoned or something. If xhe really worked out in prison xhe should post one last picture so some drawGOD could try jakking him.
(picrel is him)
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>inb4 the 700 agents stalking his every move colonize the sharty and datamine every one of us
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I probably interacted with you on reddit back in the days they still had the gemmy subs. Pretty crazy to think I've been doing cybercrimes now longer than you've been in jail LOL.
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>>71879CIA immigrants will save the sharty