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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_GoldbergBelow are the three articles that I published from prison:
https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957bBelow is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolisObviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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>>71419thoughts on florida?
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>How do you want me to prove it? Again, I tweeted about it from my Twitter account.
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>I was in college when I was arrested. I worked several jobs in prison. I've been asked on dates more than once, but I always found some way of avoiding it because I didn't want to have a girlfriend.
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>Yes, but I have to be more careful about it now.
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>Bone marrow transplant? It's alright, I guess.
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>Some on my dad's side. Not on my mom's side, since she isn't Jewish.
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>"Secret Love Song, Pt. II" by Little Mix and ladybugs.
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>Before I left prison, I shaved my head completely bald in the hopes that nobody would recognize me when I get out. I now bear no resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me, and I will never let another picture of me find its way onto the internet.
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>The internet honestly feels like it's become even more of a mess than it was when I was out. It's certainly taken a lot of getting used to. I hate incels and other misogynist losers like Apedrew Apelin, who blame women for the fact that they're repulsive creeps.
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>Someone on Twitter told me to do an AMA here.
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>I don't regret shit like trolling Plebbit and The Times of Israel. That shit was hilarious and still is.
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what should I do if I don't want to end up like you but i love imageboard posting
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>>71419> I've been asked on dates more than once, but I always found some way of avoiding it because I didn't want to have a girlfriend.Relatable, dismissive avoidant bros stay winning (Iβm dying alone arenβt I)
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Do you lift?
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Make a new thread and enable ID kike
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>>71438He might not know about all of them
Somechudy better post the wiki links
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>Nuslvttas really fell for this obvious bait…….
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when did you start using the internet
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Josh, what do you think of your 'pedia article? Do you think that it's biased? Also, wtf did you do to get in there for TEN YEARS
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do you like pepe the frog
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>>71446you can literally answer these two questions yourself with .5 seconds of research
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>>71424I did spend that long on the internet, but I went outside several times.
>>71433Florida is shit, generally.
>>71435Don't pretend to be a terrorist.
>>71438I actually don't know very much about them yet. I'm a newGOD here.
>>71445I think the first time I got on the internet was when I was 4.
>>71446The Wikipedia article, as stated before, is bullshit. My plea deal was for 8 years and the prosecutor asked for 8 years, but the judge felt that wasn't enough and gave me 10 years.
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>>71448i mean from his side idiot
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>>71449failed to capitalize Reddit
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What do you want to do now?
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>>71450When does trolling stop being fun?
Did you start out trolling tamely and have to escalate what you said to keep it interesting to you?
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Do you like Flartson?
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>>7144929th even doe it's still the 28th
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Are you really an islamist? What do you believe your future looks like?
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What do you think of Jackbox raids and doxxes committed by sharty users?
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how is your day today and whatβs your favourite aryanime
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>>71444Court docs confirm this is his twitter
ITS HIM
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You should troll friday night funkin
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Is anime good?
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>>71465Shits to dead for it to count
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>>71458damn i live in asia
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what is the best thing about soyjak.party
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Do you support Donald Trump?
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>>71450In the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful:
May your house be afflicted with the worst diseases known to man and the Seven Heavens, you kafir dog.
May your ancestors and your descendants suffer from endless oppression, may your daughters have their honor defiled, may anything you plant wilt and die, may you suffer a long and painful existence for demeaning Allah and his Prophet Ψ΅ΩΩ Ψ§ΩΩΩ ΨΉΩΩΩ Ω Ψ³ΩΩ
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OH MY HECKIN FAUCI! IS THAT A SLOW BURN ASK-ME-ANYTHING THREMBO BY A NICHE MICROCELEBRITY ON THE 'LOG??! IT'S JUST LIKE MY HECKING REDDIT!! OH BOY OH BOY THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!
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>>71450trips checked
>newGODi see you've encountered our filter
https://soyjakwiki.net/RaidsThis is a page with our raids
https://soyjakwiki.net/Doxingnotable doxxing
Operation 9/11 is a must read
and we doxxed and raped someone right now
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he did ding dong
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>>71334Goon your johnson to BNW0
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>>71478My favourite prison story was when I got double dicked by Tyrone and Jamal in both my holes.
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I only know about you because /pol/ chuds use you as an example of how the JIDF or similar could easily infiltrate and subvert online communities. How do you feel about that? Do you think, considering your experience, they might have a point?
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>>71484Someone could've hacked xis account.
Timespam and I'll agree
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put me in the 'chive pls
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ROOT MAKE THIS MAN AN ADMIN
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>>71492Call him Jihadi Josh
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>>71476>Operation 9/11 is a must read>Doesnt link ithi port. here's the link
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>>71495I think theres a portal to that in the doxxing page
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I can't be bothered reading the wikipedia what did you get arrested for
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>>71498he's new, he will want to see it first
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what should i not do to avoid becoming like you
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>>71504stop using this site geg
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outside your dumbass pretending to be a terrorist, why did you troll on reddit and not 4chan where you could be anonymous?
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Prove youre him
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How did you get out already I thought you had to serve at least 85% of your sentence in the fed or something like that
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>>71489i think its more likely that some neet that nobody cares about posts on the sharty then that somebody would care to hack him
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>>71510didnt read the fucking thread award
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Do you plan to keep trolling?
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>>71505>didn't even post a touhou girlit's like i don't even know you
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>>71454I want to obtain some job in the media. At the moment, there is a French indie director making a documentary about me, while a johnson journalist wants to make a podcast series about me.
>>71455Trolling, I suppose, was my way of lashing out at society - the society that I would never belong in and would never want to belong in anyways. I suppose it did gradually escalate from the kind of shit that I was doing when I was 11.
>>71456Those sound like low-hanging fruit, to be honest.
>>71460Hell no. I'm an atheist. Muhammad is a filthy child molester and Allah is a pig fucker. I'm not sure about my future, though.
>>71462Again, I don't know anything about them yet.
>>71463My favorite animu of all time would probably have to be Samurai X: Trust and Betrayal. Grave of the Fireflies is another strong contender.
>>71470I would, but I'm using a shitty cheap laptop right now that doesn't have a touch screen.
>>71472Again, I'm a total newGOD here.
>>71473No, absolutely not.
>>71478Oh, I have tons of stories. To name just one: I was actually cellmates with "The Merchant of Death" Viktor Bout at one point. I talk about my negative experiences in prison a lot in my "How Prison Made Me Hate the Police" article.
>>71480That wasn't me.
>>71488I am most definitely not a Zionist, as evidenced by the fact that I regularly trolled Israel/Zionists.
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>>71512even though svante thunberg got hacked
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>>71516>johnson journalistgloink
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>>71516What's with the reddit spacing fr
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>>71522He trolled on reddit, he got contaminated
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>>71516Do you like johnson?
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>>71516>i am most definitely not a Zionist, as evidenced by the fact that I regularly trolled Israel/ZionistsNot saying youβre a Zionist , just that you might be a case study on how Zionists (or really any group) can easily subvert online movements and communities. Do you agree?
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>>71516Are you a slut for Big Black Cock
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>>71526anonymous to the other users