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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Below are the three articles that I published from prison:

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957b

Below is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):

https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis

Obviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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>>71832
Well that ain't nice

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>>71828
Do you feel the legal system is much better equipped for illegal things now?

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Bumo

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>>71834

What do you mean?

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Is he still here?

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 β„–71839[Quote]

how are you feeling right now
sorry i dont have good questions but are you happy or sad or bored or what

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Ignore the retard above me. What brings you the most joy now?

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>>71839
>waste someone's time by asking shitty questions

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What do you think about Christianity, both with organised Christianity and the teachings in the New Testament on its own?

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>>71841
>>71840
i think its a reasonable question considering he just got out of prison

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Are you familiar with the raids, trolls and doxes this website has done? It's really the only public-facing raiding website that has any traction in 2024.

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>>71839
>>71840

I don't really have the ability to feel joy, honestly. The only emotions that I feel are hatred, anger, sadness, fear, and disgust.

>>71842

I think that all religion - especially Abrahamic religion - is an extremely harmful and destructive force, but Jesus did have many good teachings.

>>71844

Not yet.

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Did you ever use any altchans?

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My internet cuts off at 1 AM and goes back on at 12 PM, just so you all know.

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thoughts on the transgender movement

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>>71846

Is Uboachan an altchan?

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>>71848

Not a fan.

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omg I cant believe we have a celebrity on the sharty omg hiello!!!!

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>>71849
altchans are chans that aren't 4chan or 8chan

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wojaks or soyjaks

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Please post one more picture of yourself, you said you worked out in prison and I'm going to be honest, all the current pictures of you are really fucked. Make the last picture of yourself online a good one, you could become the new chud and be permanently cemented in sharty culture

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>>71845
damn, im sorry man. is this something that happened because of everything thats happened to you or just something you were born with?

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his internet cut off tards

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>>71856
what the figgity-faggity crispity crunchity FUCK

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>>71855
"manmoder" is transgender slang btw

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Thought on alphaGODS

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>>71836
Is it better at catching people?

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>>71858
he's a literal 16yo troon from Australia who derails every thread and turns it into his shitty blogpost

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>>71861
funny enough you are derailing this thread to talk about namefag drama

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>>71862
why do troons always project
kys you even posted your goon pedo fetish ITT earlier

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>>71864
are you talking about hooni? hes just a character i like and wanna be more like how is that goon fetish

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>>71865
goonpedo fetish
AGP and even a pedo version of AGP holy shit join the 41% already

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>>71866
what are you on about meds
he's literally older then me but i just like the character

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>>71867
because you are a pedophile tranny who should kill himself

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^

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what makes life worth living

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>>71854
He already said he doesn't want the Internet to know what he looks like doe

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>>71703
you sent an invite to someone that has feds watching xer every move to OUR PLACE?! The fuck is wrong with you?!

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feds got xim

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ama in ohio

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>>71872
Cause he's a moron

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>>71875
good thing that everybody here laughs at him as hard as we laugh at the shut in who mike GODwood arrested

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>>71876
Trvke

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>>71871
I know, but like all the current pictures of xim make him look like xhe de-transitoned or something. If xhe really worked out in prison xhe should post one last picture so some drawGOD could try jakking him.
(picrel is him)

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>inb4 the 700 agents stalking his every move colonize the sharty and datamine every one of us

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I probably interacted with you on reddit back in the days they still had the gemmy subs. Pretty crazy to think I've been doing cybercrimes now longer than you've been in jail LOL.

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>>71879
CIA immigrants will save the sharty



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