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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Below are the three articles that I published from prison:

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957b

Below is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):

https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis

Obviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.

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>>71731
its pretty retarded ive been through all of the eras of ss13 and once people started naming them "xtide" thats when the game truly died. but honestly it strated going downhill after 2015 with all of the shitty feature additions and removals and lost pretty much all charm. ss13 used to look ugly but soulful but now it has good graphics and is just another soulless slop game

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>>71655
didnt respond award :(
sorry if it was a bad post

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>>71726

That's a tough one. I'm actually gonna have to think about that for a while.

>>71732

I've heard a lot about Discord, but have never actually been on it myself. As you said, it seems to be largely teenagers and troons who use it the most.

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Do you want anime/manga recs for stuff that came out while you were in jail

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>>71735
do not go on discord, that's my best advice. it's full of weird retards and subhuman niggers who think spamming csam and animal abuse is the highest form of comedy. you're pretty good from what i see though so I can't see you falling into that kind of stuff

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>>71733
You still play on /vg/ or lifeweb or similar or just moved on from the game in total?

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>>71734
it is a pretty dogshit post and you should feel ashamed for promoting homosexuality !

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Gemerald

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>>71734

I had to Google "Hooni". Keep in mind that I've been in prison since 2015.

>>71736

Sure, go ahead. Of all the ones that came out since my arrest, the one that looks the most intriguing is The Night is Short, Walk on Girl.

>>71737

Yeah, I definitely do not want to see that shit. Perhaps the biggest evidence that I am not a psychopath is that I have always been very kind to animals. And hating sex offenders was my biggest thing in prison.

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>>71738
I have mostly moved on from the game, but i definitely used to play /vg/ and lfwb.

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>>71739
hooni is heterosexual how is him existing homosexuality

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Check out Disco Elysium

It’s a good game that came out while you were in jail

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>>71740
you and him are brothers i see

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>>71743
erm okay then sorry but i saw it only used for homosexual purposes but if thats what you say then i cant argue against it

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>>71743
its literally a pedo gay comic made by a korean pedo troon

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>>71741
What do you think about the sharty's doxxing activities?

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>>71745
I am closer to a black king then me to him

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>>71746
yeah a lot of gays like hooni makes sense
i used to be attracted to him when i was like 13 but not anymore i just wanna be cute and shy like him
(in fact i like soorim)

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>>71747
wait rlly? i dont know anything about the guy who made it marge explain

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>>71741
what are your thoughts on this video (if you can watch it)?

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>>71741
Holy shit man you missed A Silent Voice AND Your Name

Watch both of those

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favorite vidya?

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>>71753
holy shit yeah go watch it

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>>71741
Is the "Everyone wants to kill sex offenders (or atleast pedos) in prison" thing real?

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>>71750
i do remember this part where hooni gets a crush on a girl and tries to get with her
i think the author likes it when people ship hooni and soorim together though like he obviously wants it to happen and shit but no hooni is straight

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>>71753
>>71755
Moeshitters

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>>>7020106
>>>7020115 (You)
>Moeshitters

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>>71759
grounded award

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What got you into trolling/imageboards?

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stop watching tranime

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itt

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>>71762
meds we do not dance with a pink dress with our dicks out

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Lulzy = Gemmy
For the lulz = For the Gems
Cringe/bad = Coal
MLG has evolved into brainrot
s4s and b is utterly dead
4chin = 4cuck

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>>71765
factual post

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>>71765
True but nobody says β€œfor the gems”

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>>71741
What do you think about the rising tide of antisemtism in the wake of Jewish supremacism in the US and Israel? Do you think its a reasonable reaction? Do you condemn the anti-gentile teachings of the Talmud?

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>>71653
you didn't answer my question, how much did you masturbate in prison. Gimmie the juicy details

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>>71769
he doesn't want to talk about it, it was traumatic

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>>71765
You're crazy/dumb = Meds
Wtf are you talking about/confusion = Marge
Brimstone = extremely horrible/bad
She is so attractive= OMGSISA
Ack! = Suicide
Gemerald = extremely good/awesome
TND = Total nigger death
'p = Cp
DNB = Dead nigger baby
'Cord = discord
Fapping =Gooning

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What do you think about soytan?

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>>71771
johnson News here, thank you for providing this essential context into this web site's vocabulary. May I reference this post in my next article?

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>>71773
(johnson News)

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>>71772
seconding this question

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>>71764
I do tho

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>>71748

I don't know much about this site yet. Again, I'm very much a newGOD.

>>71752

Stephen Colbert hasn't been funny since The Colbert Report ended. His new show is pretty much just sanctimonious preaching, devoid of any real humor.

>>71753

Just looked up both. They look good. I'm a big fan of anime that isn't moeshit or shonen fighting shit.

>>71754

As stated before, Yume Nikki, followed by Chrono Trigger.

>>71756

It really depends on the prison. On some yards, they literally run the yard. On others, they get killed on sight.

>>71761

I started really trolling when I was 11. That was when I started taking my classes online, so I had pretty much endless internet time. The first sites that I was really active on were Wikipedia and IMDb. I started trolling heavily on sites like YTMND and Gaia Online, and eventually started posting on imageboards as well.

>>71768

Hamas's attacks on Israel targeting innocent civilians are completely inexcusable to any reasonable, level-headed person. At the same time, most reasonable, level-headed people are able to recognize that such events do not happen in a vacuum. Had Israel not been carrying out non-stop deadly raids on Palestinians and violently displacing Palestinians for decades - and had Benjamin Netanyahu not assembled a government of far-right fascists who zealously advocate for taking those profoundly destructive actions even further - then the events of October 7th would never have happened. If you're a teenager living in Gaza (and most Gazans are indeed under the age of 20), all you've ever known is neverending violence and terror at the hands of Israel, and that has the effect of radicalizing you. At any rate, this ever-escalating conflict may very well be the spark that ignites WWIII. With each passing day, the conflict grows bigger and bigger, with Iran now threatening to unleash their proxy group Hezbollah at full force onto Israel - and, unlike all of the countless threats that Iran has made against Israel in the past, this one is not just empty blustering. Hezbollah has already been firing rockets into Israel and, if Hezbollah were to launch a full-scale invasion of Israel, the situation would spiral out of control immediately, with the rest of the world being sucked into the broader conflict. What's currently happening in Ukraine is mere child's play compared to what we are going to see in the Middle-East in the near future.

If the tensions around the world surrounding the Middle-East conflict have demonstrated anything, they have demonstrated, once again, the complete and total failure of multiculturalism. We're always told that diversity is our strength, but, in all of human history, diversity has never been anything other than a problem. The more diversity you have, the less social cohesion you have. When you have multiple wildly incompatible cultures living in the same area, then you have a powder keg like what we're currently seeing all over the west right now. Multiculturalism is fundamentally incompatible with human nature. Human beings are racist by nature and human beings, by nature, are distrustful of people who aren't like them. That's not the way that it should be, but that's the way that it is and that's the way that it will always be. Human nature is not something that can be changed, and trying to force human nature to change always results in complete disaster. The only real purpose of multiculturalism is to create an unlimited labor pool for multinational corporations, but is that even remotely worth all of the problems that come with it? No, of course not. There are absolutely no real benefits to multiculturalism whatsoever and, whenever proponents of multiculturalism are asked to name some benefits of oit, they can never come up with anything other than food and music.

>>71769

You can literally be branded as a sex offender for masturbating in prison. Any sexual act in prison is automatically a sexual offense. I wish I was joking, but I'm not.

>>71772

This is my first time hearing about Soytan.

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>>>7020275
>johnson News here, thank you for providing this essential context into this web site's vocabulary. May I reference this post in my next article?

You may use my HUGE Aryan cock to suck on

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>>71777
watch dragon ball super

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>>71777
You can read more about soytan here, it's this sites animu mascot https://soyjakwiki.net/Soytan

 β„–71781[Quote]

>>71777
is soytan attractive to you?

 β„–71782[Quote]

Does anyone have a link to the soyjak.party archive? I was told that there was one.

 β„–71783[Quote]

>>71781
kys jartynigger

 β„–71784[Quote]

You should watch skibidi toilet, it was made for this new thing called youtube shorts so most of the series is minute long episodes, should only take an hour or two to finish and it is surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPLZWTMFc3n43JdBgZ95mVNo

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>>71783
Soytan is cute doe

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>>71784
hes gonna rope after seeing this bruh

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Ever post on YTMND?

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>>71787

Yes, I was a huge YTMND troll when I was 12.

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What do you think of Soysuba? I think She WNBAG (Will never be a gem) https://soyjakwiki.net/SoySuba

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>face with timestamp NOW!!!!!!

 β„–71792[Quote]

Why did you plead guilty if you were just trolling?

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>>71792

Because they would have thrown the book at me if I didn't. I would very likely have gotten life, or, at the very least, many decades in prison.

 β„–71794[Quote]

>>71788
>>71788
What's your usernames

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>>71655
HOONI WNBAG, Homos always shill their crap

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>>71765
>For the Gems
Nobody has ever said this.

 β„–71798[Quote]

if you're reading this you just lost the game

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>>71334
How long have you been using soyjak.party/the sharty?

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>Real life terrorists are posting on ze sharty
I knew this day would come, a day where The Sharty is a true gemmington altchan, one that is even better than 4cuck

 β„–71801[Quote]

>>71799

This is my first thread.

 β„–71802[Quote]

>>71801
have you enjoyed being here? Do you plan on lurking here more

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>>71777
>You can literally be branded as a sex offender for masturbating in prison. Any sexual act in prison is automatically a sexual offense. I wish I was joking, but I'm not.
Did they raped you?

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>>71777
>I started really trolling when I was 11. That was when I started taking my classes online, so I had pretty much endless internet time. The first sites that I was really active on were Wikipedia and IMDb. I started trolling heavily on sites like YTMND and Gaia Online, and eventually started posting on imageboards as well.
wdym "online classes" in 2007?
Btw kik Gaia online, thats the site where YandereDev posted photos of his face

 β„–71805[Quote]

>>71802

The thread actually went better than I expected. I expected 100% of the replies to be people trying in vain to troll me.

>>71803

No.

>>71804

I started doing school online in 2006.

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>>71803
>did they raped you?

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lol?

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>>71805
Sharty can be chaotic sometimes but its pretty funny when you adjust to the chaotic culture of it

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>>71806
At least I can speak two languages, you fucking faggot.

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>>71808
After all we're 4cuck refugees of the long gone /qa/ board, the only funny board on 4cuck geg

 β„–71812[Quote]

>>71810
tlee meme

 β„–71813[Quote]

>>71810
and you probably speak both of them poorly

 β„–71814[Quote]

>>71810
גם אני Χ€Χ“Χ•Χ€Χ™Χœ Χ’Χ¨Χ‘ Χ©Χ™Χ©Χ™ Χ€ΧΧ Χ§Χ™ΧŸ ΧΧ Χ’ΧœΧ™Χͺ Χ©Χ€Χ” Χ©Χ Χ™Χ™Χ”

 β„–71815[Quote]

>>71806
holy shit this put me in a laughing fit I nearly chokes to death

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>I nearly chokes to death

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How far away are we from coontown 2?

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>>71803
>Did they raped you?
Total Geggington you dumb retardeds faggot postered

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>>71803
>did they raped you?

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If you smell something funny when you walk down the street, you're in Coon Town.
You look and see garbage all over the street, you're in Coon Town.
Up and down the street there ain't nothing but trash, nigger girls trying to get a nigger boy's cash.
Then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon Town.

On the corner there's a nigger with a drink in his hand, that's Coon Town.
Trying to bum a nickel from whoever he can, in Coon Town.
Don't be surprised, you can make a bet, if you go back tomorrow he'll be there yet.
He's trying to get drunk and drunk he's gonna get, in Coon Town.

Niggers never bother about going to work, in Coon Town.
They seem to think that work is for jerks, outta Coon Town.
They don't do nothing but sleep and doze, he don't wake until his eyes are tired of being closed.
It's half a day's work for him to scratch his toes, in Coon Town.

It amazes me to see the way they live, in Coon Town.
They do all the taking while we have to give, to Coon Town.
The White man worries, the nigger don't care, cause at the end of the month his check will be there.
Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.

Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.

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>>71655
Bro please reconsider your ways, I used to want to be a femboy twink due to too much troonslop exposure at a young age until this site pushed me away from it and made me start trying to get my life together

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>>71821
What made you want to be one? What was the thought process?

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>>71822
As I stated, introduction to femboys at a young age and being very skinny caused me to think that it was the right path for me because I was coping and didn't want to work out

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>>71820
New Fortnite location goes hard
Might drop there for FNCS next season

 β„–71825[Quote]

>>71821
Same thing happened to me, except it was 4cuck that convinced me that femboy shit is fucking retarded. Becoming a chud saved me from my porn induced gayness too

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>>71821
im not gonna shit up this thread with a blogpost so all i'll say is there's more at play and i've talked about this in other threads

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idk if you're still here goldberg but do you still want to troll in legal ways? or are you just done with it full stop

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>>71827

Yes, I do still have the desire to troll. I'm certainly not going to be doing anything illegal again, though.

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Why was nigga arrested, I'm not reading this thread

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terrorism? nah bro hope you found Jesus and shit

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did you find jesus yet

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