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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_GoldbergBelow are the three articles that I published from prison:
https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957bBelow is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolisObviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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>>71731its pretty retarded ive been through all of the eras of ss13 and once people started naming them "xtide" thats when the game truly died. but honestly it strated going downhill after 2015 with all of the shitty feature additions and removals and lost pretty much all charm. ss13 used to look ugly but soulful but now it has good graphics and is just another soulless slop game
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>>71655didnt respond award :(
sorry if it was a bad post
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>>71726That's a tough one. I'm actually gonna have to think about that for a while.
>>71732I've heard a lot about Discord, but have never actually been on it myself. As you said, it seems to be largely teenagers and troons who use it the most.
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Do you want anime/manga recs for stuff that came out while you were in jail
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>>71735do not go on discord, that's my best advice. it's full of weird retards and subhuman niggers who think spamming csam and animal abuse is the highest form of comedy. you're pretty good from what i see though so I can't see you falling into that kind of stuff
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>>71733You still play on /vg/ or lifeweb or similar or just moved on from the game in total?
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>>71734it is a pretty dogshit post and you should feel ashamed for promoting homosexuality !
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>>71734I had to Google "Hooni". Keep in mind that I've been in prison since 2015.
>>71736Sure, go ahead. Of all the ones that came out since my arrest, the one that looks the most intriguing is The Night is Short, Walk on Girl.
>>71737Yeah, I definitely do not want to see that shit. Perhaps the biggest evidence that I am not a psychopath is that I have always been very kind to animals. And hating sex offenders was my biggest thing in prison.
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>>71738I have mostly moved on from the game, but i definitely used to play /vg/ and lfwb.
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>>71739hooni is heterosexual how is him existing homosexuality
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Check out Disco Elysium
Itβs a good game that came out while you were in jail
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>>71740you and him are brothers i see
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>>71743erm okay then sorry but i saw it only used for homosexual purposes but if thats what you say then i cant argue against it
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>>71743its literally a pedo gay comic made by a korean pedo troon
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>>71745I am closer to a black king then me to him
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>>71746yeah a lot of gays like hooni makes sense
i used to be attracted to him when i was like 13 but not anymore i just wanna be cute and shy like him
(in fact i like soorim)
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>>71747wait rlly? i dont know anything about the guy who made it marge explain
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>>71741Holy shit man you missed A Silent Voice AND Your Name
Watch both of those
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>>71741Is the "Everyone wants to kill sex offenders (or atleast pedos) in prison" thing real?
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>>71750i do remember this part where hooni gets a crush on a girl and tries to get with her
i think the author likes it when people ship hooni and soorim together though like he obviously wants it to happen and shit but no hooni is straight
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What got you into trolling/imageboards?
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>>71762meds we do not dance with a pink dress with our dicks out
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Lulzy = Gemmy
For the lulz = For the Gems
Cringe/bad = Coal
MLG has evolved into brainrot
s4s and b is utterly dead
4chin = 4cuck
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>>71765True but nobody says βfor the gemsβ
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>>71769he doesn't want to talk about it, it was traumatic
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>>71765You're crazy/dumb = Meds
Wtf are you talking about/confusion = Marge
Brimstone = extremely horrible/bad
She is so attractive= OMGSISA
Ack! = Suicide
Gemerald = extremely good/awesome
TND = Total nigger death
'p = Cp
DNB = Dead nigger baby
'Cord = discord
Fapping =Gooning
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>>71771johnson News here, thank you for providing this essential context into this web site's vocabulary. May I reference this post in my next article?
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>>71772seconding this question
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>>71748I don't know much about this site yet. Again, I'm very much a newGOD.
>>71752Stephen Colbert hasn't been funny since The Colbert Report ended. His new show is pretty much just sanctimonious preaching, devoid of any real humor.
>>71753Just looked up both. They look good. I'm a big fan of anime that isn't moeshit or shonen fighting shit.
>>71754As stated before, Yume Nikki, followed by Chrono Trigger.
>>71756It really depends on the prison. On some yards, they literally run the yard. On others, they get killed on sight.
>>71761I started really trolling when I was 11. That was when I started taking my classes online, so I had pretty much endless internet time. The first sites that I was really active on were Wikipedia and IMDb. I started trolling heavily on sites like YTMND and Gaia Online, and eventually started posting on imageboards as well.
>>71768Hamas's attacks on Israel targeting innocent civilians are completely inexcusable to any reasonable, level-headed person. At the same time, most reasonable, level-headed people are able to recognize that such events do not happen in a vacuum. Had Israel not been carrying out non-stop deadly raids on Palestinians and violently displacing Palestinians for decades - and had Benjamin Netanyahu not assembled a government of far-right fascists who zealously advocate for taking those profoundly destructive actions even further - then the events of October 7th would never have happened. If you're a teenager living in Gaza (and most Gazans are indeed under the age of 20), all you've ever known is neverending violence and terror at the hands of Israel, and that has the effect of radicalizing you. At any rate, this ever-escalating conflict may very well be the spark that ignites WWIII. With each passing day, the conflict grows bigger and bigger, with Iran now threatening to unleash their proxy group Hezbollah at full force onto Israel - and, unlike all of the countless threats that Iran has made against Israel in the past, this one is not just empty blustering. Hezbollah has already been firing rockets into Israel and, if Hezbollah were to launch a full-scale invasion of Israel, the situation would spiral out of control immediately, with the rest of the world being sucked into the broader conflict. What's currently happening in Ukraine is mere child's play compared to what we are going to see in the Middle-East in the near future.
If the tensions around the world surrounding the Middle-East conflict have demonstrated anything, they have demonstrated, once again, the complete and total failure of multiculturalism. We're always told that diversity is our strength, but, in all of human history, diversity has never been anything other than a problem. The more diversity you have, the less social cohesion you have. When you have multiple wildly incompatible cultures living in the same area, then you have a powder keg like what we're currently seeing all over the west right now. Multiculturalism is fundamentally incompatible with human nature. Human beings are racist by nature and human beings, by nature, are distrustful of people who aren't like them. That's not the way that it should be, but that's the way that it is and that's the way that it will always be. Human nature is not something that can be changed, and trying to force human nature to change always results in complete disaster. The only real purpose of multiculturalism is to create an unlimited labor pool for multinational corporations, but is that even remotely worth all of the problems that come with it? No, of course not. There are absolutely no real benefits to multiculturalism whatsoever and, whenever proponents of multiculturalism are asked to name some benefits of oit, they can never come up with anything other than food and music.
>>71769You can literally be branded as a sex offender for masturbating in prison. Any sexual act in prison is automatically a sexual offense. I wish I was joking, but I'm not.
>>71772This is my first time hearing about Soytan.
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>johnson News here, thank you for providing this essential context into this web site's vocabulary. May I reference this post in my next article?
You may use my HUGE Aryan cock to suck on
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>>71777You can read more about soytan here, it's this sites animu mascot
https://soyjakwiki.net/Soytan β71781[Quote]
>>71777is soytan attractive to you?
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Does anyone have a link to the soyjak.party archive? I was told that there was one.
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You should watch skibidi toilet, it was made for this new thing called youtube shorts so most of the series is minute long episodes, should only take an hour or two to finish and it is surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPLZWTMFc3n43JdBgZ95mVNo β71785[Quote]
>>71783Soytan is cute doe
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>>71784hes gonna rope after seeing this bruh
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>>71787Yes, I was a huge YTMND troll when I was 12.
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What do you think of Soysuba? I think She WNBAG (Will never be a gem)
https://soyjakwiki.net/SoySuba β71792[Quote]
Why did you plead guilty if you were just trolling?
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>>71792Because they would have thrown the book at me if I didn't. I would very likely have gotten life, or, at the very least, many decades in prison.
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>>71788>>71788What's your usernames
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>>71655HOONI WNBAG, Homos always shill their crap
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>>71765>For the GemsNobody has ever said this.
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if you're reading this you just lost the game
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>>71334How long have you been using soyjak.party/the sharty?
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>>71799This is my first thread.
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>>71801have you enjoyed being here? Do you plan on lurking here more
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>>71777>You can literally be branded as a sex offender for masturbating in prison. Any sexual act in prison is automatically a sexual offense. I wish I was joking, but I'm not.Did they raped you?
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>>71777>I started really trolling when I was 11. That was when I started taking my classes online, so I had pretty much endless internet time. The first sites that I was really active on were Wikipedia and IMDb. I started trolling heavily on sites like YTMND and Gaia Online, and eventually started posting on imageboards as well.wdym "online classes" in 2007?
Btw kik Gaia online, thats the site where YandereDev posted photos of his face
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>>71802The thread actually went better than I expected. I expected 100% of the replies to be people trying in vain to troll me.
>>71803No.
>>71804I started doing school online in 2006.
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lol?
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>>71805Sharty can be chaotic sometimes but its pretty funny when you adjust to the chaotic culture of it
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>>71806At least I can speak two languages, you fucking faggot.
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>>71808After all we're 4cuck refugees of the long gone /qa/ board, the only funny board on 4cuck geg
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>>71810and you probably speak both of them poorly
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>>71810ΧΧ ΧΧ Χ Χ€ΧΧΧ€ΧΧ Χ’Χ¨Χ Χ©ΧΧ©Χ Χ€ΧΧ Χ§ΧΧ ΧΧ ΧΧΧΧͺ Χ©Χ€Χ Χ©Χ ΧΧΧ
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>>71806holy shit this put me in a laughing fit I nearly chokes to death
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How far away are we from coontown 2?
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If you smell something funny when you walk down the street, you're in Coon Town.
You look and see garbage all over the street, you're in Coon Town.
Up and down the street there ain't nothing but trash, nigger girls trying to get a nigger boy's cash.
Then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon Town.
On the corner there's a nigger with a drink in his hand, that's Coon Town.
Trying to bum a nickel from whoever he can, in Coon Town.
Don't be surprised, you can make a bet, if you go back tomorrow he'll be there yet.
He's trying to get drunk and drunk he's gonna get, in Coon Town.
Niggers never bother about going to work, in Coon Town.
They seem to think that work is for jerks, outta Coon Town.
They don't do nothing but sleep and doze, he don't wake until his eyes are tired of being closed.
It's half a day's work for him to scratch his toes, in Coon Town.
It amazes me to see the way they live, in Coon Town.
They do all the taking while we have to give, to Coon Town.
The White man worries, the nigger don't care, cause at the end of the month his check will be there.
Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.
Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.
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>>71655Bro please reconsider your ways, I used to want to be a femboy twink due to too much troonslop exposure at a young age until this site pushed me away from it and made me start trying to get my life together
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>>71821What made you want to be one? What was the thought process?
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>>71820New Fortnite location goes hard
Might drop there for FNCS next season
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>>71821Same thing happened to me, except it was 4cuck that convinced me that femboy shit is fucking retarded. Becoming a chud saved me from my porn induced gayness too
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>>71821im not gonna shit up this thread with a blogpost so all i'll say is there's more at play and i've talked about this in other threads
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idk if you're still here goldberg but do you still want to troll in legal ways? or are you just done with it full stop
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>>71827Yes, I do still have the desire to troll. I'm certainly not going to be doing anything illegal again, though.
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Why was nigga arrested, I'm not reading this thread
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did you find jesus yet