Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_GoldbergBelow are the t

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Chud 04/28/24 (Sun) 21:05:56 №71334 [Quote]

Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Below are the three articles that I published from prison:

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957b

Below is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):

https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis

Obviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:09:44 №71833 [Quote]

>>71832
Well that ain't nice

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:39:36 №71834 [Quote]

>>71828
Do you feel the legal system is much better equipped for illegal things now?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:40:01 №71835 [Quote]

Bumo

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:42:40 №71836 [Quote]

>>71834

What do you mean?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:49:56 №71837 [Quote]

Is he still here?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:52:02 №71838 [Quote]

>>71837

Yes.

manmoder 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:53:26 №71839 [Quote]

how are you feeling right now
sorry i dont have good questions but are you happy or sad or bored or what

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:54:42 №71840 [Quote]

Ignore the retard above me. What brings you the most joy now?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:55:23 №71841 [Quote]

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>>71839
>waste someone's time by asking shitty questions

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:56:07 №71842 [Quote]

What do you think about Christianity, both with organised Christianity and the teachings in the New Testament on its own?

manmoder 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:56:10 №71843 [Quote]

>>71841
>>71840
i think its a reasonable question considering he just got out of prison

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:56:44 №71844 [Quote]

Are you familiar with the raids, trolls and doxes this website has done? It's really the only public-facing raiding website that has any traction in 2024.

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:57:45 №71845 [Quote]

>>71839
>>71840

I don't really have the ability to feel joy, honestly. The only emotions that I feel are hatred, anger, sadness, fear, and disgust.

>>71842

I think that all religion - especially Abrahamic religion - is an extremely harmful and destructive force, but Jesus did have many good teachings.

>>71844

Not yet.

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:57:55 №71846 [Quote]

Did you ever use any altchans?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:58:17 №71847 [Quote]

My internet cuts off at 1 AM and goes back on at 12 PM, just so you all know.

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:58:32 №71848 [Quote]

thoughts on the transgender movement

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:58:40 №71849 [Quote]

>>71846

Is Uboachan an altchan?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:59:04 №71850 [Quote]

>>71848

Not a fan.

gedagedigedagedao baby 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:59:10 №71851 [Quote]

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omg I cant believe we have a celebrity on the sharty omg hiello!!!!

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 04:59:56 №71852 [Quote]

>>71849
altchans are chans that aren't 4chan or 8chan

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:00:55 №71853 [Quote]

wojaks or soyjaks

Poopson_follower_2572 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:02:18 №71854 [Quote]

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Please post one more picture of yourself, you said you worked out in prison and I'm going to be honest, all the current pictures of you are really fucked. Make the last picture of yourself online a good one, you could become the new chud and be permanently cemented in sharty culture

manmoder 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:02:28 №71855 [Quote]

>>71845
damn, im sorry man. is this something that happened because of everything thats happened to you or just something you were born with?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:03:22 №71856 [Quote]

his internet cut off tards

Benadryl Overdose 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:04:48 №71857 [Quote]

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>>71856
what the figgity-faggity crispity crunchity FUCK

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:05:13 №71858 [Quote]

>>71855
"manmoder" is transgender slang btw

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:06:10 №71859 [Quote]

Thought on alphaGODS

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:09:36 №71860 [Quote]

>>71836
Is it better at catching people?

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:10:09 №71861 [Quote]

>>71858
he's a literal 16yo troon from Australia who derails every thread and turns it into his shitty blogpost

manmoder 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:11:14 №71862 [Quote]

>>71861
funny enough you are derailing this thread to talk about namefag drama

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:11:35 №71863 [Quote]

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>>71861

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:12:48 №71864 [Quote]

>>71862
why do troons always project
kys you even posted your goon pedo fetish ITT earlier

manmoder 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:13:45 №71865 [Quote]

>>71864
are you talking about hooni? hes just a character i like and wanna be more like how is that goon fetish

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:15:08 №71866 [Quote]

>>71865
goonpedo fetish
AGP and even a pedo version of AGP holy shit join the 41% already

manmoder 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:16:00 №71867 [Quote]

>>71866
what are you on about meds
he's literally older then me but i just like the character

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:18:24 №71868 [Quote]

>>71867
because you are a pedophile tranny who should kill himself

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:18:43 №71869 [Quote]

^

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:19:32 №71870 [Quote]

what makes life worth living

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:23:26 №71871 [Quote]

>>71854
He already said he doesn't want the Internet to know what he looks like doe

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:25:45 №71872 [Quote]

>>71703
you sent an invite to someone that has feds watching xer every move to OUR PLACE?! The fuck is wrong with you?!

manmoder 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:26:46 №71873 [Quote]

feds got xim

Emiliz 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:28:52 №71874 [Quote]

ama in ohio

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:32:31 №71875 [Quote]

>>71872
Cause he's a moron

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 05:38:35 №71876 [Quote]

>>71875
good thing that everybody here laughs at him as hard as we laugh at the shut in who mike GODwood arrested

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 06:08:22 №71877 [Quote]

>>71876
Trvke

Poopson_follower_2572 04/29/24 (Mon) 06:33:10 №71878 [Quote]

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>>71871
I know, but like all the current pictures of xim make him look like xhe de-transitoned or something. If xhe really worked out in prison xhe should post one last picture so some drawGOD could try jakking him.
(picrel is him)

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 06:36:47 №71879 [Quote]

>inb4 the 700 agents stalking his every move colonize the sharty and datamine every one of us

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 09:04:13 №71880 [Quote]

I probably interacted with you on reddit back in the days they still had the gemmy subs. Pretty crazy to think I've been doing cybercrimes now longer than you've been in jail LOL.

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 09:10:18 №71881 [Quote]

>>71879
CIA immigrants will save the sharty