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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_GoldbergBelow are the three articles that I published from prison:
https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957bBelow is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolisObviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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best thread in the history of the wojack party
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>>71528My bad, he was supposed to reply with a laughing cordson
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>>71526only the government could track you but normal people couldn't
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>>71516>I was actually cellmates with "The Merchant of Death" Viktor Bout at one point. Do tell more. Did you guys talk much? What did he think of you? What kind of stuff did he talk aboit
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What advice would you give to the sharty's userbase which is mainly teenagers
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>>71540>mainly teenagersdebunked average age here is 24
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>>71537Is he the guy who was in the prisoner swap for that basketball player
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Do you have a message for the Arab seething about you itt
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>>71541I don't believe you
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>>71544took the bait award
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What is your proudest troll?
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Thoughts on short form video like tiktok or instagram?
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what the fuck did you eat the whole time??? did your mommy make you megaprocessed chicken nuggets the whole time or something??
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do you still browse 4cuck
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this could be that one guy that hacked greta thunberg's dad though
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shit nobody cares about
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Favorite jail food?
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>>71555It’s not lol
He started posting on twitter again right after his jail sentence ended and mostly has just been retweeting normie lib and super light anti troon shit. I dmed him after seeing his account active again with a link to this site a few weeks ago
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>>71559Who are you however
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>>71561Benjamin Netanyahu
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>>71334How did you bait so many people and can you teach us?
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>>71562This is cute and also the most cringe video ever
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>>71509I trolled on both. I trolled pretty much everywhere. Also, how is Reddit not anonymous?
>>71511You do, and I did.
>>71514Yes, but I'll have to be much more careful about what I do online now.
>>71522"Reddit spacing" was not a thing before my arrest. What even is it?
>>71525Well, on that level, I suppose so, but my intentions were always purely nihilistic and non-ideological in nature.
>>71490I don't have one yet.
>>71537He was my cellmate in 2015, in the SHU at Miami FDC. He was in the SHU for spitting in an inmate's fact, as he had a hair-trigger temper. He spoke 9 different languages, and he told me how the movie Lord of War was based on him and how he had letters from US presidents. He was devoutly Jewish, and complained that Miami FDC was not a place where one could "be a Jew" (the cell that we were in, it should be noted, had a huge swastika with "WHITE POWER" graffitied on the wall in pencil; when I asked Bout about it, he said that it was put there by "someone who believe in 'white power'". He was a whiny little bitch (and obsessive clean freak) who threw petulant hissy fits about every single petty little thing that I did, often bitching and moaning to the guards, who obviously didn't even remotely care. At one point, I told Bout "you're a fucking asshole" and he then tattled to the guard "he is again saying I am a fucking asshole." The guard told him that "it's just words" - the kind of thing that you would tell a kindergartener. Bout was so cantankerous and annoying that, eventually, I had staff move me into a different SHU cell by myself. You would probably expect someone nicknamed "The Merchant of Death" to be a profoundly terrifying individual, but he was really more like a caricature of an anal-retentive old Jew with severe OCD.
>>71543Pic related.
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>>71568>how is reddit not anonymous post history
OH MY FUCKING TRIPS
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>>71568Here's the best soyjak we have to offer
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>>71570Shut the fuck up root kys
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>>71568How much 'BC did you take in prison?
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post yourself doing the soy face so we can turn you into chud2
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>>71573he said hes never gonna post his face again
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>>71575sorry i didnt read it
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>>71570Please don’t mess with him like this he’s still new
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>71568Does your internet get monitored?
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The feds are gonna be reading this thread thoroughly, keep that in mind teens
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>>71568>he then tattled to the guard "he is again saying I am a fucking asshole."LMAO
He acted like a tattletale? geg
Have you read the articles?
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>>71568The “merchant of death” being annoying jew is really funny considering poll and rw xitter ZIGGERS painted him as some Russian badass
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>>71548Probably The Times of Israel one ("Josh Bornstein").
>>71549Generally moronic time-wasters.
>>71551I ate prison food and commmissary, obviously.
>>71552Yes.
>>71558Probably the meatloaf.
>>71565I suppose imitating the tone of others was easier for me than forging any kind of real self-identity.
>>71580I'm sure it is, but that wasn't explicitly dictated by the court.
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What about the world now confuses you the most since you got out of prison? also what do you think of skibidi toilet and the tiktok rizz party? (This is a serious question)
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>>71586Do you still live with your parents? Are you employed? Do you have any skills?
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>>71589If I was some political org I’d hire him to subvert shit online for my own ends
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>>71586>Generally moronic time-wasters.this site isnt a whole lot better
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>>71588Everything is now automated, for starters. It seems like the robots have taken over. I don't follow TikTok shit.
>>71589I still live with them at the moment, but I am looking for a job. I am a skilled writer.
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>>71586>still uses 4chanWhat boards do you browse ? Have you browsed /qa/?
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>>71593Are they happy with you or are they letting you in reluctantly?
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>>71593What do your parents think of everything you did/what happened to you
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i love johnson btw
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>>71586based meatwad enjoyer
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>>71562Why is the wedding video nutwave doe
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>>71594/qa/ wasn't added until 2015 dumbass
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are you emo?
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>>71600I forgot he was in prison for 10 years
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https://soyjakwiki.net/Qa/Since you weren’t here for this
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>>71593WHO I S YOUR FAVORITE PONY????
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>>71586Do you have a Roblox account?
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Dropping a rare flartson
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>>71586not what you ate in prison, retard
i mean what did you eat while trolling
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>10 years in prison until today
It's like the internet has died a thousand times. How do you feel about this?
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FROOOOOOOOOOT MAKE EUROPEAN88 ADMIN AND MAKE /COONTOWN/
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What time-wasters did you have in prison? Books, Friends, gambling etc.
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>>71618this is a good question, answer this one
also, were there any clubs in your prison for stuff like math?
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>>71617plenty of proof just read the thread and stop being a whinypissbabychud
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are you an incel?
do you mew?
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Did you gymax in prison
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>>71614Imagine trying to explaine skibidi toilet or what xenogenders are to him
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What kind of stuff do you jack off to
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goooooooooldberg rate this reddit classic
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do you listen to hyperpop and scenecore?
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did you know about the BLM riots of 2020? and how do you feel about them
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Do you feel remorse for the terrorism
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Kekkkkk what
How was life in prison? We're there gangs?
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