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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_GoldbergBelow are the three articles that I published from prison:
https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957bBelow is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolisObviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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inb4 redditquoted
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IT'S REAL
№71340[Quote]
>>71336I'm half-Jewish on my dad's side and Judaism is matrilineal, so I'm technically not Jewish. I'm just… uhhh… Jew-ish.
№71341[Quote]
wasn't you on wavywebsurf
№71342[Quote]
Interesting but who are you?
№71346[Quote]
omg are you hecking anonymous
№71348[Quote]
did you get raped in prison
№71352[Quote]
Looked at your wikipedia, why the fuck did you do it?
Do you feel regret for what you did?
№71353[Quote]
>You're on this video>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7dkLwNacw>>7018096Someone actually interviewed me from prison for their YouTube channel - someone who was once on the unit with me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giSwdghV-PU №71354[Quote]
>>71347Is this a joke? Pathetic geg
№71355[Quote]
are you adjusting to the outside
№71357[Quote]
>did you get raped in prison
No.
№71358[Quote]
Did you just change your name on twitter?
№71360[Quote]
>Looked at your wikipedia, why the fuck did you do it?
>Do you feel regret for what you did?
I talk about that in detail in my "First Public Statement From Joshua Goldberg" article. I wanted to infiltrate online jihadist spheres in the hopes of eventually becoming a journalist, but what I did was incredibly stupid and reckless and of course I wish I hadn't done it.
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>did you get raped in prison
Yes, I enjoyed being repeatedly sodomised by Tyrone, it was one of the highlights of my time incarcerated.
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>are you adjusting to the outside
I suppose so, to the best that one can after getting out of prison.
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>>71363bro look like a pizza fr
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do you live with your parents? what do you do as a job
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post picture proof mr.goldberg
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>mr goldberg, where did these bruises on your forehead come from? and can you post a selfie with a timestamp?
I got slapped in the face by Tyrone's johnson every day, it left some bruises.
№71368[Quote]
Shalom kikey, what's up
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Are you really european
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>>71363Those were from picking at bumps on my forehead.
I don't do selfies, but here's a post from my Twitter account about this thread:
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1784690676468261004 №71373[Quote]
ermmm.. is this real chuds?
№71374[Quote]
do tripcodes work on this board
№71375[Quote]
BTW wikipedia doesn't like the sharty so your AMA will probably be archived on our wiki
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What are your plans for the future Mr berg of gold?
(Also what are you gonna do for your job)
№71378[Quote]
>>71361>>71367Yawn. As I said in my first article: if you think you can troll me or hurt my feelings, you are seriously wasting your time.
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HOLY MEDS
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>>>7018155
>>>7018180 (You)
>Yawn. As I said in my first article: if you think you can troll me or hurt my feelings, you are seriously wasting your time.
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>>71365>>71377>>71381I'm still looking for a job. Hopefully something in the media. I am living with my parents at the moment.
>>71382I answered your question.
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can you provide definitive proof that it's you? perhaps tweeting an image of neutralplier?
how did you find out about the 'farty btw
№71388[Quote]
what should I do if I don't want to end up like you but i love imageboard posting
№71389[Quote]
I mean you got a criminal record now so surely it's over
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have you ever worked a job or had a girlfriend
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Are you still into trolling berg of gold?
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Has any of your family been holocausted?
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actual criminal is now doing an AMA btw, is this legal root?
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT KILL THIS KIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>71371>I don't do selfiesyeah i can see why
№71400[Quote]
Froooooot give him a trip code for his ama
Also question for mr Goldberg: how do you feel about how the internets changed since you left? Also thoughts on incel culture and the blackpill?
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>>71394He did his time chud
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>>>7018278
>projecting shitskin
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Why are you having an ama on the sharty of all places?
№71407[Quote]
>>71406everywhere else probably bans him
№71409[Quote]
do you regret trolling if we dont think about the threats that sent you to jail
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If any teen becomes a politician or something like that he should do an AMA on sharty that would be so gemmy
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IT'S FUCKING REAL OH SHIT
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>>71410TSMT, but only after you retire so you dont get cancelled
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How did u find out about the sharty
№71414[Quote]
post a picture of yourself with a date and timestamp
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can you send a time stamp proving its you?
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no way
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IF THIS IS REAL WE CAN GET THE SHARTY ONTO WIKIPEDIA WITH THIS
№71419[Quote]
>>71386How do you want me to prove it? Again, I tweeted about it from my Twitter account.
>>71390I was in college when I was arrested. I worked several jobs in prison. I've been asked on dates more than once, but I always found some way of avoiding it because I didn't want to have a girlfriend.
>>71391Yes, but I have to be more careful about it now.
>>71393Bone marrow transplant? It's alright, I guess.
>>71392Some on my dad's side. Not on my mom's side, since she isn't Jewish.
>>71399"Secret Love Song, Pt. II" by Little Mix and ladybugs.
>>71396Before I left prison, I shaved my head completely bald in the hopes that nobody would recognize me when I get out. I now bear no resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me, and I will never let another picture of me find its way onto the internet.
>>71400The internet honestly feels like it's become even more of a mess than it was when I was out. It's certainly taken a lot of getting used to. I hate incels and other misogynist losers like Apedrew Apelin, who blame women for the fact that they're repulsive creeps.
>>71401Someone on Twitter told me to do an AMA here.
>>71409I don't regret shit like trolling Plebbit and The Times of Israel. That shit was hilarious and still is.
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you forgot to enable IDs dumbass
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>can you send a time stamp proving its you?
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>>71416hi port
he posted on his twitter confirming it was him
im just surprised mods left this one up
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Goldberg made online posts under many pseudonyms[7] and spent 14 to 20 hours on the internet per day.[18] After learning of his internet activities, the FBI attempted to place him under physical surveillance, but this was generally ineffective because for several weeks he did not leave his parents' house or open the front door.[19]
is this true?
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josh, is picrel literally you?
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>>71422how do we know it's his twitter account
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>>71419>bone marrow transplantoyyyy
>inb4 someone posts baby monkey torture as an """"""example"""""" №71431[Quote]
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>>>7018389 (You)
>smartass
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