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i want a vps but im an slf and wish i was smart with computer

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go and buy one then



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 β„–11577[Reply]

I am interested in getting a Nothing phone and some Nothing buds, mainly because I've been watching their YouTube videos. However, a part of me feels like I'm falling for a marketing scam… Have you tried the products? Do you like Nothing?

 β„–11585

Wait for actual reviews on jewtube, from reviewtechUSA preferably.

 β„–11593

You are, indeed.

 β„–11594

Just get a note 8 nigger

 β„–11595

Just get an iPhone

 β„–11609

I'm not very interested, considering that it seems this product was released in 2022 and I don't see a reference to it from https://www.privacyguides.org/en/mobile-phones/ or even https://www.ifixit.com/repairability/smartphone-repairability-scores



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IRL Slopjak Edition

Dis da first
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>>8271
only the general. the board is fucking dead compared to /tech/

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Are you all on the other site?

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honestly i think besides ika musume, i think agent 3 should also be a starship girl because she a squid

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>>9911
maybe…
maybe not…

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>>5124
You WILL NOT go to space (you just can't buddy, there's an invisible wall up there that's totally real and totally will stop you now stop having fun)
You WILL deny santa
and you WILL be happy

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>>10082
Geeeeem



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>>11507 (OP)
They jannies have been banning people for criticizing them and deleting discussion threads.

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 β„–11575

4fail is a literal Discord server geg

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Niggers, the news and current rundown from the "STILL STANDING" post is from 4chan's Tumblr and is riddled with synthetic estrogen.



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why don't Intel and AMD just remove ring 1 and ring 2 from the x86 architecture considering nobody even fucking uses them these days? are they retarded?
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>>11532
damn how did you know

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>>11531 (OP)
Cuz it has nothing to do with them u stupid techilletrate cuntoid jeet

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>>11558
well raisin if it has nothing to do with them then who the fuck is adding new instructions to the architecture

 β„–11582

only nerds worry this much about computers

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>>11582
nerds are the reason we have the funny woahjack website

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>>11531 (OP)
They are probably depended upon by old programs, or new programs that only a few people use. They might be useful occasionally, and if it cost a lot of money to maintain chip designers would have put more of a priority on removing them. In general, if something isn't harmful it's probably better to keep it around rather than to try to remove it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Chesterton#Chesterton's_fence



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 β„–11469[Reply]

for real though, what does this website do while i browse it

 β„–11470

Scan for discord and tuxler vpn. It scans your discord to detect if you're in disruptive communities and auto-bans you.

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>>11470
niggas on the cvck's tech board mentioned something about malicious code, is it really that bad? Just installed this port authority extension but it didnt go off or anything

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>>11473
I don't know, it's pretty shady but I haven't really gotten any red alarms from firefox like the other people do.

 β„–11475

It's main purpose is again, to scan for discord and tuxlervpn but anyways.

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>>11475
alright man i believe you (not sarcasm)

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>>11476
glad we're on the same page



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 β„–8087[Reply]

Decimal feels natural, binary is great for computers, but is there a universal winner?
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>>10209
there is an answer, see >>8102

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>>8091
this. it has the most divisors and hours:minutes:seconds is compatible with it.

 β„–11535

something like a base as factorial of prime numbers (like 2*3*5*7*11*13) so we can have more fractions representable with finite amounts of digits like 1/7=0.3 or something.

 β„–11540

Real numbers.

 β„–11562

Unironically hexadecimal both computers and humans can comprehend, easiest conversion from and to binary. The white man's number system.



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 β„–5421[Reply]

What are you working on, /tech/?
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>What are you working on, /tech/?

guys i wanna make 2d rpg game on c++ can you give me some advices, which library i should use and etc

 β„–9855

>>>5550
>>GUI

funny answer but based picture

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>>6720
holy raisin looks interesting i want to play in it

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Bump

 β„–11521

rewriting the texture, sampling and rendering handling.
it's going to be a pain but it should be solid afterward.

 β„–11557

A Linux source-based package manager with a custom repository using TOML files



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POV: you installed fartix because Luke NIGGER told you to
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Arch is trans you bigot

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>>11253
geg, i didn't even realize the peg on xis nose before

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>der 'cord troonware

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>>11289
>judging something only because of its community

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The real reason for flooding this brim.



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>search GWA Incest
>Gets redirected to the FBI website


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Is Professor Dave right that we should mock and troll schizos and not take them seriously?
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>>11382
no raisin hes not.
good job, you failed at basic reading.

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>>11403
My opinion is not formed by anything I read, it's formed from lots of videos of his that I've watched.

 β„–11517

I can't debunk chuds on my own merit so I just insult them because thats what they deserve o algo

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>>9614 (OP)
That guy is the embodiment of reddit

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>>9614 (OP)
I hate all techs and think they're hacks cuz I feel like they don't actually allow people to be free, they like to stay physically enslaved. So yes, because that includes the schizos, but him as well.

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>>9614 (OP)
You call them niggers and if the platform doesn't allow it, you leave.



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>management keeps bitching about my projects and asking about progress to senior devs instead of asking me directly
Is this normal? I can't afford to be fired. How will I afford my subscriptions and weekly toys

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>>5266 (OP)
It’s abnormal and certainly a cause for concern. You will likely be unemployed soon

 β„–5573

have you considered actually working

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>>5266 (OP)
You are the designated blamepig. Anything goes wrong its gonna be your fault.
Better look for a new job buddy.

 β„–11545

If you have a big tech employer you need to steal as much raisin from them as you can now. You might not get another job for years.



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var a = george floyd;
var b = is aryan;
console.log(a+b);

 β„–11538

Uncaught SyntaxError: unexpected token: identifier

 β„–11542

George Floyd is NOT a number !!! you WILL cease all investigations !

 β„–11543

You can't use spaces in variables names, nuprogrammercaca.



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