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 β„–75667[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][Quote]

You are squirreljak, a red squirrel that survived the great squirrel replacement. You have been banished from your home and you have nowhere to go. All you can do is try to survive. What will you do?

 β„–75668[Quote]

goon

 β„–75669[Quote]

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>>75668
You cant resist the urge and you start gooning your BRC.

 β„–75670[Quote]

i will take out my phone and call "oldsoislutta"

 β„–75671[Quote]

Rape gray squirreljak

 β„–75672[Quote]

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>>75670
You take out your phone that you have fo some reason even doe you are a squirrel and call oldsoislutta.
>hello there nigga
<What the fuck do you want this time?
>i need NUTS NIGGA!
<OBSESSED CORDTROON NIGGER SHITSKIN MEXIMUTT!

 β„–75673[Quote]

>>75672
Ask him more about nuts

 β„–75674[Quote]

>>75673
>NIGGA GIVE ME THE FUCKING NUTS NIGGA!
<OK THEN, I WILL GIVE YOU THE OBSESSED NIGGERNUTS OR SOMETHING! I will come in like a hour or something
>you better bring big brown hazelnuts
*hangs up*

 β„–75675[Quote]

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>>75674
Forgot image award

 β„–75676[Quote]

Up

 β„–75677[Quote]

>>75675
Ask him about da jarty and doll

 β„–75678[Quote]

>>75675
squirreljak finds out that his crush is sharing nuts with a grey squirrel

 β„–75679[Quote]

>>75674
Since Nate whos surname is Higgers will be here in a hour you look around and try to find out how the fuck did you end up here

 β„–75680[Quote]

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>>75678
*30 minutes later*
You go to the forest to wait for oldsoislutta to arrive with the nuts, but you find your crush sharing nuts with a gray squirrel.
>NIGGA WHAT!?

 β„–75681[Quote]

>>75680
Write a lengthy manifesto about TGD and post it on forestchan's /pol/ board

 β„–75682[Quote]

>>75681
He can’t BREED!!!!

 β„–75683[Quote]

>>75682
>YOU DON'T GET IT!! the reason I can't eat unripe nuts is the GREYS!

 β„–75684[Quote]

>>75680
run away to find a weapon
you can't take on the gray squirrel and your crush at the same time
if you successfully kill them both you might be able to use them as a short term food source

 β„–75685[Quote]

>>75684
gembo

 β„–75686[Quote]

>>75684
Only grey squirrels eat other squirrels. Red squirrels only eat their young

 β„–75687[Quote]

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>>75681
After seeing that horrible sight you go on forestchans /pol/ board and write a lengthy manifesto about TGD and why you cant breed.

 β„–75688[Quote]

Up

 β„–75689[Quote]

>>75687
try beat up the grey squirrel infront of my crush to become a hero to the red squirrel race

 β„–75690[Quote]

>>75686
meds now

 β„–75691[Quote]

>>>7425760
rape the grey squirrel

 β„–75692[Quote]

Im a real woman

 β„–75693[Quote]

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>>75689
You try to beat up the gray squirrel to become a hero of the red squirrel race, but he beats you up instead and pins you against the ground.
>ouch nigga!
<Time to die, redgroid
What will you do now?

 β„–75694[Quote]

>>75693
Tell him u saw nuts behind him, while he is distracted ACK him

 β„–75695[Quote]

>>75694
ACK xim how? He has no rope ar a weapon. And I doubt he is strong enough to strangle him

 β„–75696[Quote]

>>75694
this but run away instead because he's stronger than you

 β„–75697[Quote]

>>75695
shit on the floor

 β„–75698[Quote]

>>75697
your crush is watching

 β„–75699[Quote]

>>75695
grab him by his NUTS

 β„–75700[Quote]

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>>75694
>NIGGA THERE IS NUTS BEHIND YOU!
<i dont see no nuts around here, time to di-
While he is distracted You use all your streingt and bite him in the neck.
<ACK!
You brutally rip his head off and he dies. Your crush runs away in panic

 β„–75701[Quote]


 β„–75702[Quote]

Up

 β„–75703[Quote]

BUMP

 β„–75704[Quote]

>>75700
Find doll

 β„–75705[Quote]

>>75700
wear his skin as disguise and find other gray squirrels

 β„–75706[Quote]

>>75700
Prey to Adolf Squirrelittler to send meteorite to global grey squirrel economic forum currently taking place in Israel

 β„–75707[Quote]

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>>75704
You go to the nearest road to pick up the nuts that should be arriving any moment now. You see a weird pink creature on the other side of the road.
>gyaaaaaaaat nigga

 β„–75708[Quote]

>>75707
You watch Komputersem.

 β„–75709[Quote]

>>75708
Watch Komputersem.

 β„–75710[Quote]

>>75707
You think that doll is full of nuts, tear him apart

 β„–75711[Quote]

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>>75708
You forget about the pink creature and start watching koputersem while you wait for oldsoislutta to arrive with the nuts.

 β„–75712[Quote]

>>75711
Squirelljak decides to troll Komputersem on a stream.

 β„–75713[Quote]

>>75708
>>75709
>>75712
samefag derailer award

 β„–75714[Quote]

>>75711
don't watch komputersem and walk up to doll and chat with him or something

 β„–75715[Quote]

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>>75712
You start trolling komputersem by spamming NIGGA IM NUTS in the chat. Suddenly you hear a explosion and see a fire in the distance.
Will you investigate?

 β„–75716[Quote]

>>75715
Investigate.

 β„–75717[Quote]

>>75715
climb up a tree to see whats happening

 β„–75718[Quote]

>>75715
Seek and decapitate every nigger in sight

 β„–75719[Quote]

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>>75716
You decide to investigate. When you arrive you see the burning wreck of oldsoisluttas car. There are no traces of oldsoislutta there.

 β„–75720[Quote]

Up

 β„–75721[Quote]

>>75719
Do first aid.

 β„–75722[Quote]


 β„–75723[Quote]

>>75719
MUH NUTS NIGGA!!!

 β„–75724[Quote]

>>75721
he just said there were no traces of oldsoislutta

 β„–75725[Quote]

>>75719
try to save the remaining nuts from the burning car

 β„–75726[Quote]

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>>75719
Wait, what is that?

 β„–75727[Quote]

>>75719
Take your BRC and extinguish the car

 β„–75728[Quote]

>>75726
Get closer to the mysterious object

 β„–75729[Quote]

>>75726
run away into the trees

 β„–75730[Quote]

>>75726
Alien from war of the worlds althoughbeit

 β„–75731[Quote]

>>75726
>Is that a War of the Worlds reference!?!?!?
>Oh my Fauci I love old science fiction!

 β„–75732[Quote]

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>>75723
>>75725
You start looking for nuts in the car but find nothing.
>MUH NUTS NIGGA!!! WHERE ARE THEY???
You wonder what could have happened here

 β„–75733[Quote]

>>75726
>thai filename
Do not interact

 β„–75734[Quote]

>>75732
WAHHHHHHH I WANT THE TRIPOD BRING THE TRIPOD BAAAAACK

 β„–75735[Quote]


>>75732
Go towards the martian

 β„–75736[Quote]

>>75732
Study magic and try to find a spell to summon nuts.

 β„–75737[Quote]

>>75734
>>75735
That was not me it was some thai nigger

 β„–75738[Quote]

>>75732
You're on fire now for getting close to burning car

 β„–75739[Quote]

Hot take here but I genuinely think that the 2011 War of the Worlds movie was peak kino. I loved the atmosphere.

 β„–75740[Quote]

>>75732
try to put out the fire or something

 β„–75741[Quote]

>>75737
Idgaf bring back the tripod

 β„–75742[Quote]

>>75726
Escape back to the forest, undetected from the tripod

 β„–75743[Quote]

Shit nobody cares about

 β„–75744[Quote]

shit everybody cares about

 β„–75745[Quote]

>>75743
Makes bait threads award.

 β„–75746[Quote]

>>75732
search around the area for clues

 β„–75747[Quote]

>>75732
rape the wreck

 β„–75748[Quote]

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>>75736
With no hope left for finding the nuts, You start studying ancient red squirrel magic. You read the spell to summon nuts out loud.
>NIGGUS NUTTICUS!
You only summon one single nut. It glows red

 β„–75749[Quote]

>>75748
Shout at the nut

 β„–75750[Quote]

>>75748
Eat it

 β„–75751[Quote]

>>75748
Now there's a timeline going on

 β„–75752[Quote]

>>75746
Falsflagged award

 β„–75753[Quote]

>>75750
>eat the nut even doe its glowing red and scary and glowy red things are bad

 β„–75754[Quote]

>>75748
use squirrel magic to put out the burning car

 β„–75755[Quote]

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>>75748
The storm has come.

 β„–75756[Quote]

>>75755
kys derailing SEAmonkey

 β„–75757[Quote]

>>75755
The rain will extinguish the fire

 β„–75758[Quote]

>>75755
quickly find a place to bury the nut

 β„–75759[Quote]

>>75755
Xhe even added the nutz

 β„–75760[Quote]

>>75755
quick eat the nut

 β„–75761[Quote]

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>>75755
The rain helped put out the fire.

 β„–75762[Quote]


 β„–75763[Quote]

BAN THE FUCKING THAINIGGER FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD

 β„–75764[Quote]

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>BAN THE FUCKING THAINIGGER FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD

 β„–75765[Quote]

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>>BAN THE FUCKING THAINIGGER FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD

 β„–75766[Quote]

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>>75749
>>75750
You shout at the nut however that does nothing. Since you have been lusting for nuts for so long you eat it. A strange feeling consumes you. You start hearing voices and seeing things. You suddenly black out

 β„–75767[Quote]

>>75763
Even doe the threads more fun with him around and you should work together with him

 β„–75768[Quote]

>>75767
Just ignore him

 β„–75769[Quote]

>>75766
you wake up and the nut is gone and you find tracks

 β„–75770[Quote]

>>75768
Selfish

 β„–75771[Quote]

>>75667
Mods archive this gemmy thread

 β„–75772[Quote]

>>75766
You see another gray squirrel, but now you have power to shout and blow him up

 β„–75773[Quote]

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>>>BAN THE FUCKING THAINIGGER FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD

 β„–75774[Quote]

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>>75769
You wake up. You dont know How long it has been but the sky has created and the sun is setting now. You see strange footprints going across the road and into the distance.

 β„–75775[Quote]

>>75774
forget about footprints and search the car

 β„–75776[Quote]

Up

 β„–75777[Quote]

>>75774
Follow them sneakily

 β„–75778[Quote]

I'm confused by the timeline in this post right now.

 β„–75779[Quote]

>>75774
first search the car for nuts

 β„–75780[Quote]

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>>75775
You forget about the footprints and search the car. Inside the car you find a note. You read it out loud
>i have kidnapped your friend fedschanner, you will never find him. The only clue i can give you is to be careful and follow the steps
- GSe

 β„–75781[Quote]

>>75780
Call the police.

 β„–75782[Quote]

>>75780
Dial 911. This is a serious crime

 β„–75783[Quote]

>>75780
With fedschanner i meant oldsoislutta, wordfilter fucked up

 β„–75784[Quote]

>>75780
dont call the police their with the feds call your friend cobson instead

 β„–75785[Quote]

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>>75781
You try to call the police but you realise that you have no connection. You now only have one option, to follow the steps

 β„–75786[Quote]

>>75785
Bring a gun.

 β„–75787[Quote]

>>75785
follow the steps

 β„–75788[Quote]

>>75785
throw your phone on the ground and scream in anger "THIS IS NUTS NIGGGAAA"

 β„–75789[Quote]


 β„–75790[Quote]

>>75785
Abandon the quest. Embrace wilderness. Scream NIGGGAAAAAA all the way running trough forest

 β„–75791[Quote]

>>75785 follow the footsteps

 β„–75792[Quote]

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>>75786
>>75787
You bring a gun and start following the footprints. You follow them for hours but They seem to never end.

 β„–75793[Quote]

>>75792
go up that mountain nigga

 β„–75794[Quote]

>>75792
its seems to be getting dark setup a tent for the night

 β„–75795[Quote]

>>75792
Pray to a mountain god or just God.

 β„–75796[Quote]

>>75792
do a pushup after each step so you would become stronger

 β„–75797[Quote]

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>>75793
You follow the steps up a tall mountain. You see a fire at the top of the mountain in the direction the steps are going. You are beginning to get tired. Should you sleep or keep going?

 β„–75798[Quote]

OP, stop ACKing yourself and come back.

 β„–75799[Quote]

>>75797
Sleep

 β„–75800[Quote]

>>75797
sleep

 β„–75801[Quote]

>>75797
KEEP GOING DON'T LET fedschanner DIE

 β„–75802[Quote]

>>75801
said n*soislutta instead of oldsoislutta award

 β„–75803[Quote]

>>75797
go to the fire

 β„–75804[Quote]

OP, I summon thee.

 β„–75805[Quote]

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>>75799
You decide to sleep becuse its late and you are tired. You think about what could have happened to oldsoislutta as you slowly fall asleep.

 β„–75806[Quote]

>>75805
Go to your local mosque

 β„–75807[Quote]

>>75799
you see what happened to him in a dream

 β„–75808[Quote]

>>75805
Investigate the campfire tomorrow

 β„–75809[Quote]

Nusquirreljak is coal

 β„–75810[Quote]


 β„–75811[Quote]

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>>75809
>Nu
How is that new??

 β„–75812[Quote]

Thread died already.

 β„–75813[Quote]

>>75812
Kill yourself

 β„–75814[Quote]

>>75812
let xem cook

 β„–75815[Quote]

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>>75807
You have strange dreams. You see oldsoislutta being captured by gray squirrels, a mysterious figure and a campfire. You wake up the next morning. The fire is gone. Maybe you slept for to long

 β„–75816[Quote]

Up

 β„–75817[Quote]

>>75815
Forget about it all and decide to escape.

 β„–75818[Quote]

>>75815
ask the mountain folk what happened

 β„–75819[Quote]

>>75815
start doing pushups, to get stronger

 β„–75820[Quote]

>>75815
continue going down the path NOWWW

 β„–75821[Quote]

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>>75820
You continue to follow the footsteps. You reach the place where the campfire was. You find the number 6 written on the ground…

And the beheaded body of oldsoislutta, You where to late. You should not have slept…

 β„–75822[Quote]

Doll archive this thread

 β„–75823[Quote]

>>75821
Find a telephone that's not a cellphone and dial 911.

 β„–75824[Quote]

>>75821
try to find some clues or useful items or something around there i dont know

 β„–75825[Quote]

>>75821
investigate the mysterious "6" on the ground

 β„–75826[Quote]

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>>>7427368
>try to find some clues or useful items or something around there i dont know

 β„–75827[Quote]

>>75821
Shout at him, and use magic to place his soul in the nut

 β„–75828[Quote]

>>75821
try to find soldsoislutta nuts if you know what i mean

 β„–75829[Quote]

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>>75823
You find a telephone lying on the ground. You quickly dial 911. You get a response, but its not the police
<You where to late. Oldsoislutta is dead and you will never see him again. My empire will rise and the gray squirrels will rule the world…
*hangs up*
You recognize the voice, you know exactly Who killed oldsoislutta now. Its the gray squirrel emperor…

 β„–75830[Quote]

Up

 β„–75831[Quote]

>>75829
Brainwash Komputersem into thinking he started Ukrainian war.

 β„–75832[Quote]

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what is squirreljak doing here

 β„–75833[Quote]

Up

 β„–75834[Quote]

>>75829
you start doing pushups too get strong

 β„–75835[Quote]

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>>75834
You start doing pushups to get strong enough to face off against the gray squirrel emperor when he inevitably comes after you. You get very strong after doing pushups.
>NIGGA IM STRONK!

 β„–75836[Quote]

>>75835
Study the occult art of resurrection.

 β„–75837[Quote]

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>>75821
I TOLD YOU TO NOT GO TO SLEEP NOOOOOOO

 β„–75838[Quote]

>>75835
you start studying the science to get smart
>flood

 β„–75839[Quote]

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also study the acrobatics, it will make you agile, and learn how to cast disintegration beam spell

 β„–75840[Quote]

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>>75836
You begin to study ancient resurection magic of the fallen red squirrel empire. After you find the correct spell in the spellbook You read it out loud.
>NIGGUS RESURRECTUS!
Nothing happens. You throw away your spell book in frustration

 β„–75841[Quote]

>>75836
this, and resurrect nate

 β„–75842[Quote]

>>75840
contact CIA to locate gray emperor

 β„–75843[Quote]

>>75842
Feds work on grey squirrel empire doe

 β„–75844[Quote]

>>75843
locate the feds then

 β„–75845[Quote]

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WHY IS THIS PAGE TAKING 2GB OF MY RAM

 β„–75846[Quote]

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>>75842
You contact the Cia on their official website. You send a message to locate the gray squirrel emperor. After a while you get a response. The location of gray squirrel emperor has been tracked, he is in your forest.
You need to get there quickly, but how?

 β„–75847[Quote]

>>75846
climb down the mountain and also carry oldsoislutta with you so you can maybe revive him at some point

 β„–75848[Quote]

up

 β„–75849[Quote]

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>>75847
You climb down the mountain as fast as you can and take oldsoisluttas body with you so you can revive him at some point. After you get down from the mountain you run full speed at the forest. You see your forest burn in front of your eyes.
You need to get there before its to late

 β„–75850[Quote]

>>75849
run into the burning forest

 β„–75851[Quote]

>>75849
Find a trench.

 β„–75852[Quote]

>>75849
find a safe spot

 β„–75853[Quote]

>>75849
use oldsoislutta's teeth to dig the tunnel and traverse under the forest

 β„–75854[Quote]

>>75849
hide inside oldsoislutta

 β„–75855[Quote]

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>>75850
You run into the forest. There are gray squirrels everywhere, they have taken over the forest. In the middle of them you see him, the emperor.
>YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS NIGGA!
<Haha, you have already lost, first i take your friends life, now i take your home, KNEEL!
>i wont kneel to a faggot, your time has come nigga!
How will you attack them?

 β„–75856[Quote]

Up

 β„–75857[Quote]

>>75855
throw the little gray squirrels at him

 β„–75858[Quote]

>>75855
tear the burning tree out off the ground and roll it at them

 β„–75859[Quote]

>>75855
rip off a branch from one of the trees and use it as a weapon

 β„–75860[Quote]

>>75857
>>75858
>>75859
Do all three of these

 β„–75861[Quote]

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>>75857
You put down oldsoislutta and pick up some gray squirrels and throw them at the emperor. He takes some damage and the 3 small gray squirrels die

 β„–75862[Quote]

>>75861
rip out the trees and throw them at him like spears

 β„–75863[Quote]

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>>75862
You rip out 3 trees and throw them at the emperor. One tree kills a small squirel, another misses and the last one goes right trough the emperor.
<AAAAARRRGHHHH!
>You are done!
<Enough games!
The remaining gray squirrels attack you.

 β„–75864[Quote]

Up

 β„–75865[Quote]

>>75863
RAPE THE BODY

 β„–75866[Quote]

>>75863
Do a round house kick.

 β„–75867[Quote]

>>75863
Buckbreak them all

 β„–75868[Quote]

>>75863
spin kick

 β„–75869[Quote]

>>75863
throw a coin up into air, then shoot it so bullet deflected from the coin will hit his head

 β„–75870[Quote]

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>>75866
The grays gnaw and claw at you but you manage to get them off you. You roundhouse kick them, making them fly offscreen and die.
The emperor gets enraged
<I SAID ENOUGH GAMES! DIE!
He charges at you and screams
<WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! AHAHAAHAHA!
He starts electrocuting you
>NIGGA AAAAAH!

 β„–75871[Quote]

>>75870
start laughing in his face

 β„–75872[Quote]

Up

 β„–75873[Quote]

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>>75871
You start laughing in his face.
>HAHAHA NIGGGAAAA!
<ARRRGH…YOU SHALL DIE!

He starts using stronger electricity on you. It hurts

 β„–75874[Quote]

Up

 β„–75875[Quote]

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You come across Protan reading under a tree. You can't resist placing an acorn on her head.

 β„–75876[Quote]

Up

 β„–75877[Quote]

>>75873
in his moment of confusion you take the magic nut out of his mouth

 β„–75878[Quote]

>>75877
make this into an actual RPG and put it on steam

 β„–75879[Quote]

>>75875
you are not fucking OP

 β„–75880[Quote]

>>75879
OP's heterosexuality is not fact checked

 β„–75881[Quote]

>>75873
Touch him so that he too is electrocuted.

 β„–75882[Quote]

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>>75877
While he is distracted you take his power source, the magic nut out of his mouth and eat it, you feel the power glowing through you. The emperor falls down.

 β„–75883[Quote]

>>75882
Attempt to resurrect oldsoislutta with the emperors power.

 β„–75884[Quote]

Up

 β„–75885[Quote]

>>75882
resurrect oldsoislutta with your new found power

 β„–75886[Quote]

start gooning

 β„–75887[Quote]

goon in celebration of victory

 β„–75888[Quote]

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>>75883
You use your newfound power to finally resurrect oldsoislutta. He awakes
^where…am i…
>youre home nigga
The emperor takes his last breaths.
<you dont know what is…coming. You…wont…survive….
His body gets consumed by the flames, never to be seen again

 β„–75889[Quote]

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 β„–75890[Quote]

>>75888
Oldsoislutta gives you the nuts

 β„–75891[Quote]

>>75888
go find your crush and have hot squirrel sex

 β„–75892[Quote]

up

 β„–75893[Quote]

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>>75890
>NIGGA WHERE ARE MY NUTS!
<in my pocket, here, take them
The flames get closer to you.
You take the nuts in your paw.
As the flames consume you, you take one last bite on a delicious nut.

 β„–75894[Quote]

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THE END

 β„–75895[Quote]

>>75893
poetic truly a genre defining slowburn gem

 β„–75896[Quote]

Make a video from this like with impjak adventure and goodboy quest

 β„–75897[Quote]

Kino

 β„–75898[Quote]

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that was nuts

 β„–75899[Quote]

ARCHIVE THIS NOOOOOOW!

 β„–75900[Quote]

Up

 β„–75901[Quote]

Put this on the wiki

 β„–75902[Quote]


 β„–75903[Quote]

Up

 β„–75904[Quote]

Make Ai narrate all of this and make a slideshow of it

 β„–75905[Quote]

I may possibly make a prequel or something someday.

 β„–75906[Quote]

Up

 β„–75907[Quote]

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>I may possibly make a prequel or something someday.

 β„–75908[Quote]


 β„–75909[Quote]

Put this on the wiki and archive it

 β„–75910[Quote]

up because i said so

 β„–75911[Quote]

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>>75894
nigga that's beautiful

 β„–75912[Quote]

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this thread

 β„–75913[Quote]

gemmiest thread thank you op

 β„–75914[Quote]

>unslidable
Holy mother of gems

 β„–75915[Quote]

Its unslidable and that means the jannies like it. Please put it on the wiki
https://soyjakwiki.net/Adventure_thread

 β„–75916[Quote]

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OP

 β„–75917[Quote]

bump for wiki

 β„–75918[Quote]

Up

 β„–75919[Quote]

bump it

 β„–75920[Quote]

bump

 β„–75921[Quote]

Op here. There VILL be a sequel TODAY. I dont know if i will make a new thread or continue in this thread but i will start it in a few hours at most

 β„–75922[Quote]

Oldsoislutta adventure in 1 hour or something

 β„–75923[Quote]

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You WILL /chive/ this thread

 β„–75924[Quote]

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gem

 β„–75925[Quote]

Nigga that's nuts

 β„–75926[Quote]

>>75902
>>75901
Surprised no one did this



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