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Squirreljak adventure Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 07:47:54 №75667 [Quote]

You are squirreljak, a red squirrel that survived the great squirrel replacement. You have been banished from your home and you have nowhere to go. All you can do is try to survive. What will you do?

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:05:10 №75866 [Quote]

>>75863
Do a round house kick.

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:08:01 №75867 [Quote]

>>75863
Buckbreak them all

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:08:21 №75868 [Quote]

>>75863
spin kick

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:13:57 №75869 [Quote]

>>75863
throw a coin up into air, then shoot it so bullet deflected from the coin will hit his head

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:30:59 №75870 [Quote]

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>>75866
The grays gnaw and claw at you but you manage to get them off you. You roundhouse kick them, making them fly offscreen and die.
The emperor gets enraged
<I SAID ENOUGH GAMES! DIE!
He charges at you and screams
<WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! AHAHAAHAHA!
He starts electrocuting you
>NIGGA AAAAAH!

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:35:51 №75871 [Quote]

>>75870
start laughing in his face

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:35:55 №75872 [Quote]

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Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:54:06 №75873 [Quote]

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>>75871
You start laughing in his face.
>HAHAHA NIGGGAAAA!
<ARRRGH…YOU SHALL DIE!
He starts using stronger electricity on you. It hurts

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:55:27 №75874 [Quote]

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Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:56:20 №75875 [Quote]

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You come across Protan reading under a tree. You can't resist placing an acorn on her head.

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:59:04 №75876 [Quote]

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Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 17:59:59 №75877 [Quote]

>>75873
in his moment of confusion you take the magic nut out of his mouth

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:01:00 №75878 [Quote]

>>75877
make this into an actual RPG and put it on steam

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:02:59 №75879 [Quote]

>>75875
you are not fucking OP

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:04:30 №75880 [Quote]

>>75879
OP's heterosexuality is not fact checked

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:06:59 №75881 [Quote]

>>75873
Touch him so that he too is electrocuted.

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:16:49 №75882 [Quote]

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>>75877
While he is distracted you take his power source, the magic nut out of his mouth and eat it, you feel the power glowing through you. The emperor falls down.

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:18:06 №75883 [Quote]

>>75882
Attempt to resurrect oldsoislutta with the emperors power.

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:18:09 №75884 [Quote]

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Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:18:57 №75885 [Quote]

>>75882
resurrect oldsoislutta with your new found power

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:23:08 №75886 [Quote]

start gooning

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:24:42 №75887 [Quote]

goon in celebration of victory

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:36:51 №75888 [Quote]

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>>75883
You use your newfound power to finally resurrect oldsoislutta. He awakes
^where…am i…
>youre home nigga
The emperor takes his last breaths.
<you dont know what is…coming. You…wont…survive….
His body gets consumed by the flames, never to be seen again

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:38:04 №75889 [Quote]

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Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:40:40 №75890 [Quote]

>>75888
Oldsoislutta gives you the nuts

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:41:04 №75891 [Quote]

>>75888
go find your crush and have hot squirrel sex

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 18:58:21 №75892 [Quote]

up

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:00:48 №75893 [Quote]

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>>75890
>NIGGA WHERE ARE MY NUTS!
<in my pocket, here, take them
The flames get closer to you.
You take the nuts in your paw.
As the flames consume you, you take one last bite on a delicious nut.

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:01:25 №75894 [Quote]

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THE END

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:02:36 №75895 [Quote]

>>75893
poetic truly a genre defining slowburn gem

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:07:57 №75896 [Quote]

Make a video from this like with impjak adventure and goodboy quest

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:08:13 №75897 [Quote]

Kino

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:12:12 №75898 [Quote]

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that was nuts

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:14:24 №75899 [Quote]

ARCHIVE THIS NOOOOOOW!

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:19:56 №75900 [Quote]

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Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:40:11 №75901 [Quote]

Put this on the wiki

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 19:51:13 №75902 [Quote]

https://soyjakwiki.net/Adventure_thread
Add this thread

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 20:14:59 №75903 [Quote]

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Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 20:25:32 №75904 [Quote]

Make Ai narrate all of this and make a slideshow of it

Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 20:35:19 №75905 [Quote]

I may possibly make a prequel or something someday.

Chud 06/04/24 (Tue) 05:56:21 №75906 [Quote]

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Chud 06/04/24 (Tue) 06:13:53 №75907 [Quote]

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>I may possibly make a prequel or something someday.

Chud 06/04/24 (Tue) 07:12:35 №75908 [Quote]

Chud 06/04/24 (Tue) 15:18:10 №75909 [Quote]

Put this on the wiki and archive it

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 01:56:52 №75910 [Quote]

up because i said so

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 03:20:56 №75911 [Quote]

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>>75894
nigga that's beautiful

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 04:20:31 №75912 [Quote]

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this thread

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 05:59:01 №75913 [Quote]

gemmiest thread thank you op

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 06:00:13 №75914 [Quote]

>unslidable
Holy mother of gems

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 06:02:40 №75915 [Quote]

Its unslidable and that means the jannies like it. Please put it on the wiki
https://soyjakwiki.net/Adventure_thread

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 06:08:39 №75916 [Quote]

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OP

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 17:14:45 №75917 [Quote]

bump for wiki

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 17:18:30 №75918 [Quote]

Up

Chud 06/05/24 (Wed) 19:18:12 №75919 [Quote]

bump it

Chud 06/06/24 (Thu) 02:04:39 №75920 [Quote]

bump

Chud 06/06/24 (Thu) 12:49:32 №75921 [Quote]

Op here. There VILL be a sequel TODAY. I dont know if i will make a new thread or continue in this thread but i will start it in a few hours at most

Chud 06/06/24 (Thu) 12:52:29 №75922 [Quote]

Oldsoislutta adventure in 1 hour or something

Chud 06/06/24 (Thu) 13:41:57 №75923 [Quote]

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You WILL /chive/ this thread

Chud 06/06/24 (Thu) 13:59:47 №75924 [Quote]

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gem

Chud 06/06/24 (Thu) 14:09:26 №75925 [Quote]

Nigga that's nuts

Chud 06/06/24 (Thu) 15:34:27 №75926 [Quote]

>>75902
>>75901
Surprised no one did this

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