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You are squirreljak, a red squirrel that survived the great squirrel replacement. You have been banished from your home and you have nowhere to go. All you can do is try to survive. What will you do?
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>>75873
in his moment of confusion you take the magic nut out of his mouth

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>>75877
make this into an actual RPG and put it on steam

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>>75875
you are not fucking OP

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>>75879
OP's heterosexuality is not fact checked

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>>75873
Touch him so that he too is electrocuted.

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>>75877
While he is distracted you take his power source, the magic nut out of his mouth and eat it, you feel the power glowing through you. The emperor falls down.

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>>75882
Attempt to resurrect oldsoislutta with the emperors power.

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>>75882
resurrect oldsoislutta with your new found power

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start gooning

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goon in celebration of victory

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>>75883
You use your newfound power to finally resurrect oldsoislutta. He awakes
^where…am i…
>youre home nigga
The emperor takes his last breaths.
<you dont know what is…coming. You…wont…survive….
His body gets consumed by the flames, never to be seen again

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>>75888
Oldsoislutta gives you the nuts

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>>75888
go find your crush and have hot squirrel sex

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up

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>>75890
>NIGGA WHERE ARE MY NUTS!
<in my pocket, here, take them
The flames get closer to you.
You take the nuts in your paw.
As the flames consume you, you take one last bite on a delicious nut.

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THE END

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>>75893
poetic truly a genre defining slowburn gem

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Make a video from this like with impjak adventure and goodboy quest

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Kino

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that was nuts

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ARCHIVE THIS NOOOOOOW!

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Put this on the wiki

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Make Ai narrate all of this and make a slideshow of it

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I may possibly make a prequel or something someday.

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>I may possibly make a prequel or something someday.

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Put this on the wiki and archive it

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up because i said so

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>>75894
nigga that's beautiful

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this thread

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gemmiest thread thank you op

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>unslidable
Holy mother of gems

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Its unslidable and that means the jannies like it. Please put it on the wiki
https://soyjakwiki.net/Adventure_thread

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OP

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bump for wiki

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bump it

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bump

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Op here. There VILL be a sequel TODAY. I dont know if i will make a new thread or continue in this thread but i will start it in a few hours at most

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Oldsoislutta adventure in 1 hour or something

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You WILL /chive/ this thread

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gem

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Nigga that's nuts

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>>75902
>>75901
Surprised no one did this



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