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goon
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>>75668You cant resist the urge and you start gooning your BRC.
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i will take out my phone and call "oldsoislutta"
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Rape gray squirreljak
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>>75670You take out your phone that you have fo some reason even doe you are a squirrel and call oldsoislutta.
>hello there nigga<What the fuck do you want this time?>i need NUTS NIGGA!<OBSESSED CORDTROON NIGGER SHITSKIN MEXIMUTT! â„–75673[Quote]
>>75672Ask him more about nuts
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>>75673>NIGGA GIVE ME THE FUCKING NUTS NIGGA!<OK THEN, I WILL GIVE YOU THE OBSESSED NIGGERNUTS OR SOMETHING! I will come in like a hour or something>you better bring big brown hazelnuts*hangs up*
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>>75674Forgot image award
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>>75675Ask him about da jarty and doll
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>>75675squirreljak finds out that his crush is sharing nuts with a grey squirrel
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>>75674Since Nate whos surname is Higgers will be here in a hour you look around and try to find out how the fuck did you end up here
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>>75678*30 minutes later*
You go to the forest to wait for oldsoislutta to arrive with the nuts, but you find your crush sharing nuts with a gray squirrel.
>NIGGA WHAT!? â„–75681[Quote]
>>75680Write a lengthy manifesto about TGD and post it on forestchan's /pol/ board
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>>75681He can’t BREED!!!!
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>>75680run away to find a weapon
you can't take on the gray squirrel and your crush at the same time
if you successfully kill them both you might be able to use them as a short term food source
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>>75684Only grey squirrels eat other squirrels. Red squirrels only eat their young
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>>75681After seeing that horrible sight you go on forestchans /pol/ board and write a lengthy manifesto about TGD and why you cant breed.
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>>75687try beat up the grey squirrel infront of my crush to become a hero to the red squirrel race
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>>>7425760
rape the grey squirrel
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Im a real woman
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>>75689You try to beat up the gray squirrel to become a hero of the red squirrel race, but he beats you up instead and pins you against the ground.
>ouch nigga!<Time to die, redgroidWhat will you do now?
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>>75693Tell him u saw nuts behind him, while he is distracted ACK him
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>>75694ACK xim how? He has no rope ar a weapon. And I doubt he is strong enough to strangle him
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>>75694this but run away instead because he's stronger than you
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>>75697your crush is watching
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>>75695grab him by his NUTS
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>>75694>NIGGA THERE IS NUTS BEHIND YOU!<i dont see no nuts around here, time to di-While he is distracted You use all your streingt and bite him in the neck.
<ACK!You brutally rip his head off and he dies. Your crush runs away in panic
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BUMP
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>>75700wear his skin as disguise and find other gray squirrels
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>>75700Prey to Adolf Squirrelittler to send meteorite to global grey squirrel economic forum currently taking place in Israel
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>>75704You go to the nearest road to pick up the nuts that should be arriving any moment now. You see a weird pink creature on the other side of the road.
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>>75707You watch Komputersem.
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>>75708Watch Komputersem.
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>>75707You think that doll is full of nuts, tear him apart
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>>75708You forget about the pink creature and start watching koputersem while you wait for oldsoislutta to arrive with the nuts.
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>>75711Squirelljak decides to troll Komputersem on a stream.
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>>75708>>75709>>75712samefag derailer award
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>>75711don't watch komputersem and walk up to doll and chat with him or something
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>>75712You start trolling komputersem by spamming NIGGA IM NUTS in the chat. Suddenly you hear a explosion and see a fire in the distance.
Will you investigate?
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>>75715climb up a tree to see whats happening
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>>75715Seek and decapitate every nigger in sight
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>>75716You decide to investigate. When you arrive you see the burning wreck of oldsoisluttas car. There are no traces of oldsoislutta there.
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>>75721he just said there were no traces of oldsoislutta
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>>75719try to save the remaining nuts from the burning car
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>>75719Take your BRC and extinguish the car
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>>75726Get closer to the mysterious object
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>>75726run away into the trees
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>>75726Alien from war of the worlds althoughbeit
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>>75723>>75725You start looking for nuts in the car but find nothing.
>MUH NUTS NIGGA!!! WHERE ARE THEY???You wonder what could have happened here
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>>75726>thai filenameDo not interact
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>>75732WAHHHHHHH I WANT THE TRIPOD BRING THE TRIPOD BAAAAACK
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>>75732Go towards the martian
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>>75732Study magic and try to find a spell to summon nuts.
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>>75734>>75735That was not me it was some thai nigger
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>>75732You're on fire now for getting close to burning car
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Hot take here but I genuinely think that the 2011 War of the Worlds movie was peak kino. I loved the atmosphere.
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>>75732try to put out the fire or something
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>>75737Idgaf bring back the tripod
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>>75726Escape back to the forest, undetected from the tripod
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Shit nobody cares about
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shit everybody cares about
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>>75743Makes bait threads award.
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>>75732search around the area for clues
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>>75736With no hope left for finding the nuts, You start studying ancient red squirrel magic. You read the spell to summon nuts out loud.
>NIGGUS NUTTICUS!You only summon one single nut. It glows red
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>>75748Now there's a timeline going on
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>>75748use squirrel magic to put out the burning car
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>>75755kys derailing SEAmonkey
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>>75755The rain will extinguish the fire
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>>75755quickly find a place to bury the nut
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>>75755Xhe even added the nutz
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BAN THE FUCKING THAINIGGER FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD