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>>75749>>75750You shout at the nut however that does nothing. Since you have been lusting for nuts for so long you eat it. A strange feeling consumes you. You start hearing voices and seeing things. You suddenly black out
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>>75763Even doe the threads more fun with him around and you should work together with him
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>>75766you wake up and the nut is gone and you find tracks
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>>75667Mods archive this gemmy thread
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>>75766You see another gray squirrel, but now you have power to shout and blow him up
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>>75769You wake up. You dont know How long it has been but the sky has created and the sun is setting now. You see strange footprints going across the road and into the distance.
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>>75774forget about footprints and search the car
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>>75774Follow them sneakily
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I'm confused by the timeline in this post right now.
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>>75774first search the car for nuts
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>>75775You forget about the footprints and search the car. Inside the car you find a note. You read it out loud
>i have kidnapped your friend fedschanner, you will never find him. The only clue i can give you is to be careful and follow the steps- GSe
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>>75780Dial 911. This is a serious crime
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>>75780With fedschanner i meant oldsoislutta, wordfilter fucked up
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>>75780dont call the police their with the feds call your friend cobson instead
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>>75781You try to call the police but you realise that you have no connection. You now only have one option, to follow the steps
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>>75785throw your phone on the ground and scream in anger "THIS IS NUTS NIGGGAAA"
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>>75785Abandon the quest. Embrace wilderness. Scream NIGGGAAAAAA all the way running trough forest
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>>75785 follow the footsteps
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>>75786>>75787You bring a gun and start following the footprints. You follow them for hours but They seem to never end.
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>>75792go up that mountain nigga
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>>75792its seems to be getting dark setup a tent for the night
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>>75792Pray to a mountain god or just God.
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>>75792do a pushup after each step so you would become stronger
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>>75793You follow the steps up a tall mountain. You see a fire at the top of the mountain in the direction the steps are going. You are beginning to get tired. Should you sleep or keep going?
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OP, stop ACKing yourself and come back.
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>>75797KEEP GOING DON'T LET fedschanner DIE
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>>75801said n*soislutta instead of oldsoislutta award
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OP, I summon thee.
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>>75799You decide to sleep becuse its late and you are tired. You think about what could have happened to oldsoislutta as you slowly fall asleep.
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>>75805Go to your local mosque
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>>75799you see what happened to him in a dream
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>>75805Investigate the campfire tomorrow
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Nusquirreljak is coal
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Thread died already.
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>>75807You have strange dreams. You see oldsoislutta being captured by gray squirrels, a mysterious figure and a campfire. You wake up the next morning. The fire is gone. Maybe you slept for to long
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>>75815Forget about it all and decide to escape.
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>>75815ask the mountain folk what happened
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>>75815start doing pushups, to get stronger
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>>75815continue going down the path NOWWW
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>>75820You continue to follow the footsteps. You reach the place where the campfire was. You find the number 6 written on the groundβ¦
And the beheaded body of oldsoislutta, You where to late. You should not have sleptβ¦
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Doll archive this thread
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>>75821Find a telephone that's not a cellphone and dial 911.
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>>75821try to find some clues or useful items or something around there i dont know
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>>75821investigate the mysterious "6" on the ground
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>>75821Shout at him, and use magic to place his soul in the nut
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>>75821try to find soldsoislutta nuts if you know what i mean
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>>75823You find a telephone lying on the ground. You quickly dial 911. You get a response, but its not the police
<You where to late. Oldsoislutta is dead and you will never see him again. My empire will rise and the gray squirrels will rule the worldβ¦*hangs up*
You recognize the voice, you know exactly Who killed oldsoislutta now. Its the gray squirrel emperorβ¦
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>>75829Brainwash Komputersem into thinking he started Ukrainian war.
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>>75829you start doing pushups too get strong
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>>75834You start doing pushups to get strong enough to face off against the gray squirrel emperor when he inevitably comes after you. You get very strong after doing pushups.
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>>75835Study the occult art of resurrection.
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>>75835you start studying the science to get smart
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>>75836You begin to study ancient resurection magic of the fallen red squirrel empire. After you find the correct spell in the spellbook You read it out loud.
>NIGGUS RESURRECTUS!Nothing happens. You throw away your spell book in frustration
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>>75836this, and resurrect nate
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>>75840contact CIA to locate gray emperor
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>>75842Feds work on grey squirrel empire doe
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>>75843locate the feds then
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>>75842You contact the Cia on their official website. You send a message to locate the gray squirrel emperor. After a while you get a response. The location of gray squirrel emperor has been tracked, he is in your forest.
You need to get there quickly, but how?
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>>75846climb down the mountain and also carry oldsoislutta with you so you can maybe revive him at some point
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>>75847You climb down the mountain as fast as you can and take oldsoisluttas body with you so you can revive him at some point. After you get down from the mountain you run full speed at the forest. You see your forest burn in front of your eyes.
You need to get there before its to late
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>>75849run into the burning forest
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>>75849use oldsoislutta's teeth to dig the tunnel and traverse under the forest
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>>75849hide inside oldsoislutta
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>>75850You run into the forest. There are gray squirrels everywhere, they have taken over the forest. In the middle of them you see him, the emperor.
>YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS NIGGA!<Haha, you have already lost, first i take your friends life, now i take your home, KNEEL!>i wont kneel to a faggot, your time has come nigga!How will you attack them?
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>>75855throw the little gray squirrels at him
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>>75855tear the burning tree out off the ground and roll it at them
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>>75855rip off a branch from one of the trees and use it as a weapon
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>>75857>>75858>>75859Do all three of these
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>>75857You put down oldsoislutta and pick up some gray squirrels and throw them at the emperor. He takes some damage and the 3 small gray squirrels die
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>>75861rip out the trees and throw them at him like spears
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>>75862You rip out 3 trees and throw them at the emperor. One tree kills a small squirel, another misses and the last one goes right trough the emperor.
<AAAAARRRGHHHH! >You are done! <Enough games!The remaining gray squirrels attack you.
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