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You are squirreljak, a red squirrel that survived the great squirrel replacement. You have been banished from your home and you have nowhere to go. All you can do is try to survive. What will you do?

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>>75749
>>75750
You shout at the nut however that does nothing. Since you have been lusting for nuts for so long you eat it. A strange feeling consumes you. You start hearing voices and seeing things. You suddenly black out

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>>75763
Even doe the threads more fun with him around and you should work together with him

 β„–75768[Quote]

>>75767
Just ignore him

 β„–75769[Quote]

>>75766
you wake up and the nut is gone and you find tracks

 β„–75770[Quote]

>>75768
Selfish

 β„–75771[Quote]

>>75667
Mods archive this gemmy thread

 β„–75772[Quote]

>>75766
You see another gray squirrel, but now you have power to shout and blow him up

 β„–75773[Quote]

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>>>BAN THE FUCKING THAINIGGER FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD

 β„–75774[Quote]

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>>75769
You wake up. You dont know How long it has been but the sky has created and the sun is setting now. You see strange footprints going across the road and into the distance.

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>>75774
forget about footprints and search the car

 β„–75776[Quote]

Up

 β„–75777[Quote]

>>75774
Follow them sneakily

 β„–75778[Quote]

I'm confused by the timeline in this post right now.

 β„–75779[Quote]

>>75774
first search the car for nuts

 β„–75780[Quote]

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>>75775
You forget about the footprints and search the car. Inside the car you find a note. You read it out loud
>i have kidnapped your friend fedschanner, you will never find him. The only clue i can give you is to be careful and follow the steps
- GSe

 β„–75781[Quote]

>>75780
Call the police.

 β„–75782[Quote]

>>75780
Dial 911. This is a serious crime

 β„–75783[Quote]

>>75780
With fedschanner i meant oldsoislutta, wordfilter fucked up

 β„–75784[Quote]

>>75780
dont call the police their with the feds call your friend cobson instead

 β„–75785[Quote]

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>>75781
You try to call the police but you realise that you have no connection. You now only have one option, to follow the steps

 β„–75786[Quote]

>>75785
Bring a gun.

 β„–75787[Quote]

>>75785
follow the steps

 β„–75788[Quote]

>>75785
throw your phone on the ground and scream in anger "THIS IS NUTS NIGGGAAA"

 β„–75789[Quote]


 β„–75790[Quote]

>>75785
Abandon the quest. Embrace wilderness. Scream NIGGGAAAAAA all the way running trough forest

 β„–75791[Quote]

>>75785 follow the footsteps

 β„–75792[Quote]

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>>75786
>>75787
You bring a gun and start following the footprints. You follow them for hours but They seem to never end.

 β„–75793[Quote]

>>75792
go up that mountain nigga

 β„–75794[Quote]

>>75792
its seems to be getting dark setup a tent for the night

 β„–75795[Quote]

>>75792
Pray to a mountain god or just God.

 β„–75796[Quote]

>>75792
do a pushup after each step so you would become stronger

 β„–75797[Quote]

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>>75793
You follow the steps up a tall mountain. You see a fire at the top of the mountain in the direction the steps are going. You are beginning to get tired. Should you sleep or keep going?

 β„–75798[Quote]

OP, stop ACKing yourself and come back.

 β„–75799[Quote]

>>75797
Sleep

 β„–75800[Quote]

>>75797
sleep

 β„–75801[Quote]

>>75797
KEEP GOING DON'T LET fedschanner DIE

 β„–75802[Quote]

>>75801
said n*soislutta instead of oldsoislutta award

 β„–75803[Quote]

>>75797
go to the fire

 β„–75804[Quote]

OP, I summon thee.

 β„–75805[Quote]

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>>75799
You decide to sleep becuse its late and you are tired. You think about what could have happened to oldsoislutta as you slowly fall asleep.

 β„–75806[Quote]

>>75805
Go to your local mosque

 β„–75807[Quote]

>>75799
you see what happened to him in a dream

 β„–75808[Quote]

>>75805
Investigate the campfire tomorrow

 β„–75809[Quote]

Nusquirreljak is coal

 β„–75810[Quote]


 β„–75811[Quote]

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>>75809
>Nu
How is that new??

 β„–75812[Quote]

Thread died already.

 β„–75813[Quote]

>>75812
Kill yourself

 β„–75814[Quote]

>>75812
let xem cook

 β„–75815[Quote]

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>>75807
You have strange dreams. You see oldsoislutta being captured by gray squirrels, a mysterious figure and a campfire. You wake up the next morning. The fire is gone. Maybe you slept for to long

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Up

 β„–75817[Quote]

>>75815
Forget about it all and decide to escape.

 β„–75818[Quote]

>>75815
ask the mountain folk what happened

 β„–75819[Quote]

>>75815
start doing pushups, to get stronger

 β„–75820[Quote]

>>75815
continue going down the path NOWWW

 β„–75821[Quote]

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>>75820
You continue to follow the footsteps. You reach the place where the campfire was. You find the number 6 written on the ground…

And the beheaded body of oldsoislutta, You where to late. You should not have slept…

 β„–75822[Quote]

Doll archive this thread

 β„–75823[Quote]

>>75821
Find a telephone that's not a cellphone and dial 911.

 β„–75824[Quote]

>>75821
try to find some clues or useful items or something around there i dont know

 β„–75825[Quote]

>>75821
investigate the mysterious "6" on the ground

 β„–75826[Quote]

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>>>7427368
>try to find some clues or useful items or something around there i dont know

 β„–75827[Quote]

>>75821
Shout at him, and use magic to place his soul in the nut

 β„–75828[Quote]

>>75821
try to find soldsoislutta nuts if you know what i mean

 β„–75829[Quote]

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>>75823
You find a telephone lying on the ground. You quickly dial 911. You get a response, but its not the police
<You where to late. Oldsoislutta is dead and you will never see him again. My empire will rise and the gray squirrels will rule the world…
*hangs up*
You recognize the voice, you know exactly Who killed oldsoislutta now. Its the gray squirrel emperor…

 β„–75830[Quote]

Up

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>>75829
Brainwash Komputersem into thinking he started Ukrainian war.

 β„–75832[Quote]

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what is squirreljak doing here

 β„–75833[Quote]

Up

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>>75829
you start doing pushups too get strong

 β„–75835[Quote]

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>>75834
You start doing pushups to get strong enough to face off against the gray squirrel emperor when he inevitably comes after you. You get very strong after doing pushups.
>NIGGA IM STRONK!

 β„–75836[Quote]

>>75835
Study the occult art of resurrection.

 β„–75837[Quote]

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>>75821
I TOLD YOU TO NOT GO TO SLEEP NOOOOOOO

 β„–75838[Quote]

>>75835
you start studying the science to get smart
>flood

 β„–75839[Quote]

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also study the acrobatics, it will make you agile, and learn how to cast disintegration beam spell

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>>75836
You begin to study ancient resurection magic of the fallen red squirrel empire. After you find the correct spell in the spellbook You read it out loud.
>NIGGUS RESURRECTUS!
Nothing happens. You throw away your spell book in frustration

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>>75836
this, and resurrect nate

 β„–75842[Quote]

>>75840
contact CIA to locate gray emperor

 β„–75843[Quote]

>>75842
Feds work on grey squirrel empire doe

 β„–75844[Quote]

>>75843
locate the feds then

 β„–75845[Quote]

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WHY IS THIS PAGE TAKING 2GB OF MY RAM

 β„–75846[Quote]

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>>75842
You contact the Cia on their official website. You send a message to locate the gray squirrel emperor. After a while you get a response. The location of gray squirrel emperor has been tracked, he is in your forest.
You need to get there quickly, but how?

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>>75846
climb down the mountain and also carry oldsoislutta with you so you can maybe revive him at some point

 β„–75848[Quote]

up

 β„–75849[Quote]

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>>75847
You climb down the mountain as fast as you can and take oldsoisluttas body with you so you can revive him at some point. After you get down from the mountain you run full speed at the forest. You see your forest burn in front of your eyes.
You need to get there before its to late

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>>75849
run into the burning forest

 β„–75851[Quote]

>>75849
Find a trench.

 β„–75852[Quote]

>>75849
find a safe spot

 β„–75853[Quote]

>>75849
use oldsoislutta's teeth to dig the tunnel and traverse under the forest

 β„–75854[Quote]

>>75849
hide inside oldsoislutta

 β„–75855[Quote]

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>>75850
You run into the forest. There are gray squirrels everywhere, they have taken over the forest. In the middle of them you see him, the emperor.
>YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS NIGGA!
<Haha, you have already lost, first i take your friends life, now i take your home, KNEEL!
>i wont kneel to a faggot, your time has come nigga!
How will you attack them?

 β„–75856[Quote]

Up

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>>75855
throw the little gray squirrels at him

 β„–75858[Quote]

>>75855
tear the burning tree out off the ground and roll it at them

 β„–75859[Quote]

>>75855
rip off a branch from one of the trees and use it as a weapon

 β„–75860[Quote]

>>75857
>>75858
>>75859
Do all three of these

 β„–75861[Quote]

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>>75857
You put down oldsoislutta and pick up some gray squirrels and throw them at the emperor. He takes some damage and the 3 small gray squirrels die

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>>75861
rip out the trees and throw them at him like spears

 β„–75863[Quote]

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>>75862
You rip out 3 trees and throw them at the emperor. One tree kills a small squirel, another misses and the last one goes right trough the emperor.
<AAAAARRRGHHHH!
>You are done!
<Enough games!
The remaining gray squirrels attack you.

 β„–75864[Quote]

Up

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>>75863
RAPE THE BODY



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