№40482[Quote]
we are so back jarfeeders
№40483[Quote]
BUMPERALD
JARBROS KEEP WINNING
№40484[Quote]
Reminder that jarboy makes ‘lita posters seethe harder than anything else. If you encounter ‘lita, you WILL call them jargoyim.
№40487[Quote]
>>40485Kill yourself obsessed cupsnake, J will prevail once the final jarbomb is dropped on may 5th.
№40488[Quote]
>>40485YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE JARDGEMENT
SINFUL KETTLEMAN
№40489[Quote]
>>40485>kettlecacas still trying to derail the threadGEEEEEEEEEG kill yourself faggot
№40490[Quote]
retarded "SPOOKY kETTLEMAN" larp aside spam your jarrers and post them here
№40491[Quote]
jarGODS won
№40493[Quote]
obliterate jarboyim, spam replies on every comment
№40495[Quote]
All Jarboys, Jarrys, Jareds and true J PaJrioJs rise up!!
№40497[Quote]
https://youtu.be/JEo1e0ZJS1c?si=t4ngzGH7w2rKqms6SPAM A NEW WAVE OF JARBOY COMMENTS
>LIKE EVERY JARBOY COMMENT>CALL EVERY ANTI JAR COMMENT KETTLECORD OR A PEDOPHILEJAR IT UP DO THIS NOWWWWWW
№40498[Quote]
I have an idea.
For OPERATION CHOSENJAR, we split into two factions. Faction 1 spams on SPVA videos while faction 2 does stuff such as uploading jarrers to the 'ru and improving the 'ki article further. Always remember to FEED
№40499[Quote]
>>40481>>40492 JARGODS I KNEEL
№40500[Quote]
>>40498TSMT but we need more jarteens in the thread
№40501[Quote]
what if we went beyond spva and exposed normalGODS to jar ideology?
eg we spammed jarfeedist propaganda on new and relatively popular videos (not too popular, but like 10-30k subs popular at least)
someone linked the video and all of us united would spam the shit out of the comments section with J knowledge
№40502[Quote]
only gemmy thread on the log dont let it die
№40503[Quote]
COME TO THE THREAD AND BE NEWJARGODS
HELP US SPAM OFFSITERS AND SPREAD THE WORD OF JARBOY
COME TO THE THREAD AND BE NEWJARGODS
HELP US SPAM OFFSITERS AND SPREAD THE WORD OF JARBOY
COME TO THE THREAD AND BE NEWJARGODS
HELP US SPAM OFFSITERS AND SPREAD THE WORD OF JARBOY
№40504[Quote]
>>40501Theres lots of gameplay videos of the finals with 10-30k view counts. They're perfect for this because it's a trending topic with a shitload of normalfags in the comment section.
Like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efLB0nVkYbU №40505[Quote]
jarrer go up
№40506[Quote]
>>40501It would probably be best to do that on Twitter thoughbeit
№40507[Quote]
Jarbump
№40509[Quote]
we should make new slang for jarkking albeit some ideas:
full: like keyed or gem
empty: like coal or somehting
№40510[Quote]
>>40509holy full idea, adding to 'ki
№40511[Quote]
why doe
№40512[Quote]
>>40509Jarred=keyed
Full=gem
Empty=coal
№40516[Quote]
>>40485so what happened to that >messaging Froot on Kettlecord to delete this thread plan?
№40517[Quote]
>>40515Die in a pit cupsnake
№40520[Quote]
this is the only good thing on the 'log right now
if you don't agree go back to kettlecord
№40521[Quote]
>>40515Kettlecord woke up
№40522[Quote]
>>40518Thank you, I will
>>40515cupniggers like you should be permabanned
№40523[Quote]
LETS GET BACK TO NUKING SPVA J PAJRJOJS
№40524[Quote]
jargoyimsluttas actually look like this GEEEEEEEEEEEG
№40526[Quote]
>>40513marge why is his jar full of milk
№40528[Quote]
>>40525GEEEEEEEEG PONYCVCKS GETTING MOGGED BY SUPERIOR JARBVLL SEMEN
№40530[Quote]
>>40529Back to your cord. You say the janjans and Froot are on your side but this thread looks pretty undeleted to me.
№40531[Quote]
Full thread
№40532[Quote]
>>40529MOOOOOOOOODS KETTLECORD POSTING THEIR EMPTYISH POSTS AGAIN
№40533[Quote]
>>40532>empty even though full of steamas expected of jarcucks
№40534[Quote]
>>5934457
>Kettlecord getting mindbroken over jarGODS thy started posting furry loli porn
THIS IS YOUR MINDSET KETTLE PEDOS
№40535[Quote]
Why is everyone against this meme a lolitranny? Why does a jar offend pedos this much?
№40536[Quote]
>>40535Kettlecord is full of pedos
№40537[Quote]
>>40535it's just da cord getting angry at gems, pay no mind
№40538[Quote]
>>40535Not a jarfeeder question, just asking why this harmless meme out of all of them is so hated.
№40539[Quote]
>>40538J’s posts from the January 6th thread claimed jarboy would bring an end to ‘p spam, therefore pedos are seething
№40540[Quote]
>>40535its the jartycucks getting mad that this thread is more popular than their forced discord memes
№40541[Quote]
basically only 2 people have written the entire ki page so far, so get onto improving it jarfeeders
№40542[Quote]
>>40515Even doe that's a fucking point retard
№40543[Quote]
>>5934489
Bmt foodists woke up
№40544[Quote]
>kettlecord are drinkists
can't say i'm surprised
№40545[Quote]
holy fucking shit nigger we might have to actually do this excerpt from the wiki article due to the p spam
>'Feeders were forced to go into old forgotten threads and discuss their religion while saging, as to not catch the attention of the jannies. It is now believed that the jannies are alerted when the word "jar" is posted.
№40546[Quote]
Jarbump
№40547[Quote]
filling this jar
№40549[Quote]
HOW DO I HECKING EDIT THE 'KI
№40550[Quote]
BUMPING IS OUT
SPILLING IS IN
№40551[Quote]
i think your tranny loli shit is shitting up the website more than a jar.
>>40550wouldnt that mean saging is cleaning
№40552[Quote]
>>40508It was a bit suspect that every comment on the recent SPVA upload was talking about this.
Offsite coal. Dropped.
№40553[Quote]
>>40550>>40551actually wouldn't spilling the filled jar be negative?
i think filling should be bumping and spilling should be saging
№40554[Quote]
>>40552forgot your clean + was made literally 5 minutes ago for a dropped plan of exposing normalgods to it
№40556[Quote]
>>40515it literally says its forced on the thread are you fucking stupid?
№40561[Quote]
>>40555HOLY JAR WIN, KETTLENIGGERS COULD NEVER MATCH THIS LEVEL OF FULLNESS
№40563[Quote]
>>40555HOLY OVERFLOWERALD
№40566[Quote]
^ kettlecorder dni
№40567[Quote]
>>40558>>40559>´emfake jarteens BTFO
№40568[Quote]
>>40562IT'S OC SEASON BABYYYY
NEXT I HEAR THERES A NEW CHOSENJAR
№40570[Quote]
>>40569kettlenigger, your glow is showing
№40571[Quote]
>>40567jarteens is the name for jartytroons, it's jarfeeders nujarbaby
№40572[Quote]
>>40555FILL IT WITH SPROKE, DO THIS NOW JARGOD
№40573[Quote]
HOLY SHIT NUJARFEEDERS READ THE SLANG SECTION OF THE 'KI PAGE
№40576[Quote]
>>40554Go look at the comments on the baby video from 5 hours ago
Pisscord fails to fool the educated soyteen again
№40577[Quote]
I OFFICIALY DECLARE >>40555 A NEW CHOSENJARWhat is your wisdom xir?
№40578[Quote]
>>40555>brown handFuck off and die. Saged.
№40579[Quote]
GEEEEEEEEEG NUKETTLEBABOONS DO YOU REALLY
№40580[Quote]
SPILLED=SAGE
FILLED=GATED
№40582[Quote]
>>40578kettlecord has so much steam in their eyes that they can't see properly geg
№40583[Quote]
>>40576the normalgod plan was made 5 minutes ago, the SPVA spam plan has been going on for hours. i kettlevote you
№40584[Quote]
>>40578Literal aryan hands. Do kettleniggers really
№40585[Quote]
>>40576Even doe the original thread was 5 hours ago
№40587[Quote]
'ki page for newjarGODS
The Jarboy prophecy was first sighted within a thread posted on January 6th, 2024[1], following the spam of a mysterious user merely referring to himself as "J." J had replied to almost every thread on the 'log with a filled or empty jar, with the text "filled" or "empty.” Notably, the text would be the opposite of the jar's content, as if the jar image was full, the post would have the text "empty. -J"
The January 6th thread went as followed, however, the thread in question was not archived[2]. The thread began with the following text:
“so you wish to know… fill or empty? haha… you silly jarboy… you know what coming soon.”
"J"
'Teens began asking J what was going on and what the thread meant, but J only had one reply:
“"he is coming… then we will FEED… us jarfeeders… united… jarboy coming… he will come to us… may 5th 2024… great times ahead… i cannot tell further SORRY"[it just is, ok?]
After the mysterious thread, subsets of soyteens began to identify as Jarfeeders, waiting for the day J had said that Jarboy would come to us. Jarfeeders are similar to a religious group, waiting for the arrival of Jarboy, who will erase all nonbelievers, which they refer to as the Jarboyim. Some of their lingo includes:
Jarrer - A good Jarboy-related thread or post
Jardgement - The day of Jarboy's arrival
Cupsnakes - People who disobey or are against the Jarfeeders/Jarboy.
Chosenjars - Prophesiers of Jarfeedist religion. Currently, the only chosenjar is J, but it is belived by the Jarfeeders that more will come in the months leading to Jardgement.
Jarbomb - Similar to a trvthnvke, but exclusively about Jarboy and Jarfeedism. J's knowledge is thought by Jarfeeders to be the biggest Jarbomb that will ever happen, seconded only by the one on May 4th 2024.
Full - The Jarfeedist version of gem. Unlike Jarrer, the post doesn't have to be about Jarboy.
Empty - The same, but with coal instead.
Despite the beliefs of the Jarfeeders, it was unknown what exactly Jarboy was. Some thought it would Poopson, some thought it would be the gem that saved the sharty, some thought it would be something else entirely. Then, another thread was made by J, with proof of them being the true J, with a blurred picture of Jarboy attached.
After a few hours, the original J thread was deleted for reasons unknown. After a 'jakker made a complaint over at /q/, Froot answered with a 'Cado and deleted his thread soon after. Jarfeedist threads would be deleted after a few minutes to an hour, and were often plagued with 'p spam by Cupsnakes.
'Feeders were forced to go into old forgotten threads and discuss their religion while saging, as to not catch the attention of the jannies. It is now believed that the jannies are alerted when the word "jar" is posted.
"The Kettlemen"
The jannies are suspected of currently funding a group called the "Kettlemen", who derail and bloat Jarfeeder threads with kettledust and harass the present Jarfeeders, sometimes 'nishing them. Not much is currently known about the Kettlemen other than their name and their mission (to crack down on innocent Jarfeeders, frequently going on their way to commit evil acts of violence against Jarkind), as none of the members have been exposed or even referred by name once.
>inb4 kettletroons say LE REDDIT SPACING even doe this is how the 'ki is spaced
№40596[Quote]
>kettlecord is spamming gore again
№40598[Quote]
The seething trannies that hate anything fun such as raids got to this thread. It's jarover
№40599[Quote]
Gem
№40600[Quote]
>>40590Same as cobson, Same as ongezellig, Same as geg.
All still undeniably sharty culture. This is a forcing website
№40601[Quote]
>>40598>it's jaroverfake 'feeder, everyone knows the phrase is "it's empty"
№40602[Quote]
>kettletroons are also gorespammers
Goreniggers, this is your mindset
№40603[Quote]
>>40601It's jarover was a term that I made hours ago, newjarfeeder. I also made the term jarfeeder which you are using.
№40606[Quote]
>>5934728
NIGGER
№40607[Quote]
Not looking good for people like
>>40590 when the people on their side are 'p and gore spammers
№40608[Quote]
>>5934728
>Isaac Kate is a kettletroon
…
№40609[Quote]
>>40603Xhe's right. I don't think we should make jar lingo too different from a regular so speak, so that troon offsiters will catch on faster
№40614[Quote]
>>40610I hate kettle cord but that's actually pretty full
№40616[Quote]
Why isn't "feed" used more often? It's classic jarboy lore
№40617[Quote]
>>40609The entire original purpose of jarboy was to trick SPVA offsiters into using it in their language so we could easily identify offsite fucks. That dream is long dead now thanks to newjarfeeders who actually like this meme meant to be shitty.
№40618[Quote]
>>40607tsmt jarchads are just having fun and there's always a lee-like nigger that spams gore and 'p to derail it (kettletroon btw)
№40620[Quote]
>>40617wdym jarboy has been part of sharty culture since soot era
№40621[Quote]
>>40617Actually fucking jarover. The og thread was a gem
№40624[Quote]
>>40617kettlecord woke up
№40627[Quote]
>>40586I would show my kettle but my IP is blocked so you win, jarboy…
№40629[Quote]
>>40617>>40622Newkettle kikery
№40631[Quote]
>>40629Kettlecord is calling actual ancientjarfeeders "kettle" now. It's over.
№40632[Quote]
let's fill this log
№40633[Quote]
RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL PURPOSE OF JARBOY AND SPAM THE FVCKING SPVA COMMENT SECTION YOU NIGGERS! -J
№40634[Quote]
>>40626This is just like my heckin iceberg rabbit hole videos
№40635[Quote]
>>40625>slopjakempty spoon post
№40636[Quote]
>>40622I’m the OP of the original thread, the build up of hype is all part of the plan. Spam jarboy until the SPVA video on him is uploaded, then everything will fall into place. Trvst. -J
№40637[Quote]
>>40633False J but still do this (janny don’t ban me for tripfagging it’s a bit or whatever)
№40638[Quote]
Froobert Frootcel unlock my IP already i NEED to send jareralds
№40639[Quote]
>>40636move the thread to
>>>/raid/ and then tripfag
№40640[Quote]
>>40636JAnon… Xhe returned…
№40641[Quote]
>>40636im a bit pickled on this one but might be full who knows
№40642[Quote]
>>40626Absolutely full. I love xis fits of rage when xe pronounces a sentence wrong.
№40643[Quote]
>>40638It's jarfeeds you cupjank, that's why your IP is locked
№40644[Quote]
>>5934864
honeypot
№40645[Quote]
>>40638kettlecorder, the only "jar" he'll be posting is empty aside from the baby monkey in it
№40646[Quote]
>>5934864
>buckbroke even doe has been ratiod to the oblivion
№40649[Quote]
>>5934864
least obvious kettlecorder:
№40650[Quote]
>>40647fuck off fake jarfeed pessimistcord
half full bvlls own you
№40651[Quote]
OG jarGODs… What have we unleashed on this earth…
№40653[Quote]
>>40651a new gem fad that holds much more value than a million neutralplier blogposts
№40654[Quote]
by the end of this, the mark of an offsiter will be NOT using 'feederspeak
№40655[Quote]
>>40648I was the 2nd and 5th one. Good times, brother
№40656[Quote]
>>40648i suggested the boogeyman
№40657[Quote]
>>40651Trvst the plan. Fill the jar. Jarfeeders won, ponykettlecord lost.
№40658[Quote]
>>40656Haha, I remember adding it to the wiki page. Nice to meet you again.
№40661[Quote]
>>40660cupsnake derailment attempt DNI
№40662[Quote]
>>40658the wiki page is so full geg it looks believable to an outsider
№40664[Quote]
>>40658I was the one who suggested a prophecy and chose the name "jarboy" from a few others other oldjarboyGOD suggested. Also was one of the first YT commenters. Amen
№40666[Quote]
>>40663I'm the one screaming Janny
№40667[Quote]
>>40664In an alternate timeline, this whole thing was called "Snotboi". Geg.
№40668[Quote]
>>5934944
SOMEONE MAKE JAR-TAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
№40669[Quote]
>>5934944
MEDS. there are NO jargirls in this site.
№40670[Quote]
>>40663i'm the one talking about Mutilate a Doll 2 chats
btw the second image is epstein's island. if you've ever tried using chatroom 2 you'd know.
№40671[Quote]
if any newjarbros wanna investigate the ruins of the old raid thread here you go
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5931694.html №40674[Quote]
ITS FULL>>5934964
№40675[Quote]
>>40670i loved the first game 8 years ago
№40677[Quote]
>>40672Half-empty gemerald
№40682[Quote]
>>40679Crazy how this went from an amazing raid to an intentionally forced meme that newGODS thought was sincere to remembering… 5 hours ago.
№40686[Quote]
>>40670I’m the 2000 oldDEITY and OP. Looks like I still got it for an old timer, heh.
№40687[Quote]
>>40682time flies, jarbrother
№40688[Quote]
>>40686Holy shit it's xhim
The jellycarGOD
№40689[Quote]
>>40681jarget kettlecordsissies just got btfo
№40690[Quote]
>>40683most empty demoralization attempt award
№40693[Quote]
>>40681Why are you brown? Kettlebros won
№40694[Quote]
>>40692only trve oldLEGENDS will remember og jarboy
№40695[Quote]
>>40683>frogclitties are gooning to kettlepedo x jarboy fanfictionFrogFAGs, your respond?
№40696[Quote]
>>40681FULLERALD (albeit the proper way to mix sproke is to pour the sprite over a spoon so the liquids remain separate)
№40698[Quote]
>>40693Kettlecord projecting, that man is clearly white
№40699[Quote]
>>40698you could say, the kettle calling the pot black
№40701[Quote]
i feel like making "kettlecord" was a mistake on my part, made it just a boogeyman shitflinging contest BUT HECKIN' IRONIC. they should have stayed as mysterious figures who worked with jannies and hunted down jarfeeders and b& them
№40702[Quote]
only real oldCHADS who have been in this site for 4 days will get this one… not like these nujarbros
№40703[Quote]
The next jarbomb will be pushed back to 2400Z due to extenuating circumstances. Trvst the plan.
№40704[Quote]
>>40703you're not J doebeit
empty liar
№40706[Quote]
ngl the soyki article is SOVL
№40707[Quote]
>>40705Holy shit the reply in the middle of that screenshot is me
Am i patient zero of unironically finding jarboy funny?
№40708[Quote]
>>40706Thanks, I made like 70% of it
№40710[Quote]
>>40704I am but I had to stop avatarfagging to avoid a ban
№40711[Quote]
>>40707Seems like it, xis. But, ironic or not, jarboy is still better than 90% of what 'log has to offer these days
№40712[Quote]
>>40711Only actually fun thing on the 'log since
Well since I started lurking the sharty, really
№40714[Quote]
>>40713I have to admit it is kinda funny. A religion about a jar? And a mysterious group called the "Kettlemen?"
№40715[Quote]
>>40712We've created a sharty saving gem. We should be proud of our creation
№40716[Quote]
>>5935152
glowspintextcord woke up
№40717[Quote]
>>40712First funny thing for me since the whole "soy prophecy" trend
№40718[Quote]
>>40716Classic kettlecord derailment tactic… kettlepedotroons never change
№40719[Quote]
>>5935152
Behead this nigger
№40720[Quote]
>>40717In retrospective, the original poopson prophecy was kinda shit. The reason this was actually pretty funny is because it was never about the prophecy itself, but the cult/religion around it, with the Jarfeeders being eccentric. It's actually pretty good humor, especially when coming from somewhere like racebait.hell.
№40721[Quote]
>>5935152
so empty it creates a vacuum
№40722[Quote]
Bumping da fulljar
№40723[Quote]
>>40552Holy shit retard, did you miss the thread? We intentionally went to SPVA's comments to spam it and confuse the offsiters who go there.
№40724[Quote]
I think we could make something actually good if we made kettlecord back into the mysterious "Kettlemen" and removed the whole "new vs old jarfeeder" shit. That was what killed the sharty in the first place, and we may have not learned from our mistakes earlier, but we can now.
№40727[Quote]
I hereby declare all OC creators, ‘ki contributors, and fillers of the original thread apostles of Jarfeedism. Praise Jarboy, Trvst.
№40728[Quote]
>>40727Jarmen, my brother in J
№40729[Quote]
MOOOOOODS DELTE THIS THREAD FRÒÒT IS AGAINST FEEDERS SO DELETE IT
№40730[Quote]
bump
№40732[Quote]
>itz da kettlecord even though it's actually the cupsnakes using them as a scapegoat to operate from the shadows
№40733[Quote]
alright should we make a new thread for nu-jarfeedism or just keep replying to the mangled corpse of this thread
№40734[Quote]
>>40729Frqqt will never break the jar spirit. TRVST THV PLVN
№40736[Quote]
BUMP
№40738[Quote]
new 'ki page update
№40739[Quote]
KEEP FLOODING SPVA BTW
TARGET EVERY VIDEO
HAVE NO MERCY FOR OFFSITETROONS
№40740[Quote]
>>40737cupsnake falseflag, no way the kettlecord would be this blatant
№40741[Quote]
>>40739Didn't we stop raiding a while ago?
№40742[Quote]
>>40740She's right. Cupsnakeniggers should shatter btw
№40743[Quote]
>>5935301
half empty
№40745[Quote]
>>40741WE HAVE TO CONTINUE AND SHOW ALL THE NEW JARGODS THE TRVE WAY OF JARBOY
№40747[Quote]
>>5935301
EMPTY, THIS IS KETTLECORD FAGGOTRY
№40749[Quote]
GO TO SPVA
CLICK THE NEWEST VIDEOS
LEAVE A COMMENT USING 'FEEDER LINGO
SORT COMMENTS BY NEW AND LIKE OTHER JARFEEDER COMMENTS
№40751[Quote]
>>5935301
BUILT FOR BKC
№40753[Quote]
'CHIVE THIS THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
№40754[Quote]
>>40749TSMT DO THIS
MAY JANON GUIDE US
№40757[Quote]
>>40755the word "silly" is troon now?
as expected of nujarfeeders
№40758[Quote]
>>40756empty ass falseflag
№40759[Quote]
>>40756this is literally taken from the kettlecord
№40760[Quote]
>>40756if you're in contact with this person tell them to show you the drawing's layers buddy
№40762[Quote]
>>40755Cupsnake tactic of intentionally misinterpreting J's teachings. Trust the word of J. It will all be revealed on 17/05/24
№40763[Quote]
>>40757nigga the word silly has been overtaken by troons for a while
№40764[Quote]
>>40756nice try glowsnake
№40766[Quote]
Is jargirl real doe
№40767[Quote]
>>40756even if you weren't a cupsnake, why would you using discord in 2024 on soyjak discords?
№40768[Quote]
>>40765Meds, has been debunked by SNOPES on multiple occasions
№40769[Quote]
do i need my meds or is this thread slowing down
№40771[Quote]
>>40767incomprehensible wojack tier sentence
№40772[Quote]
>>40771the only heckin' incomprehensible word in that is cupsnake doe. if i replaced it with "liar" it would make sense
№40773[Quote]
>>40765it's so obviously fake it's not even funny
№40774[Quote]
wtf the thread is getting taken over by boorufaggy brimstone
is it jarover?
№40775[Quote]
>>40774not taken over but out-filled
№40776[Quote]
Has someone archived the thread yet?
№40778[Quote]
>>40776i archived the older thread so ill do it
№40779[Quote]
>>40774Booru faggotry is part of J's plan. Heed his word
№40781[Quote]
>>40778what is the link to it so i can add it to the 'ki
№40782[Quote]
FILL THE BOORU COMMENTS WITH JARFEEDER LINGO
№40783[Quote]
are there any newjarGODS here? it seems like everyone here is an oldjargod or was here at least an hour ago
№40784[Quote]
>>40781its in process of archival
>>40782NEW GEM IDEA №40790[Quote]
>>40789ADD THIS TO THE 'KI
№40791[Quote]
>>40790I’m still at work, winterbreakDEITYs do this now
№40792[Quote]
>>40790done but what about citation [2]
№40793[Quote]
jarring and sealed
№40797[Quote]
i'm current filling the booru and holy shit i didn't realise it was this bad, the niggers here are so empty it's insane
№40798[Quote]
shartroons can't meme and will never be the same as /qa/ soyjak posters
№40801[Quote]
>>40796GODSON HAS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED JARBOY
№40803[Quote]
BUMP
№40804[Quote]
DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE YOU NIGGERS
№40805[Quote]
it might honestly be jarover unless we created a new new thread, the newjarfeeders really helped this meme become popular for the hour
№40806[Quote]
>>40798jartycuck is mad they can't even come up with something like this geg
№40807[Quote]
FILLING THE THREAD
№40809[Quote]
i see that the latest forced discord/twitter meme is here
№40816[Quote]
Spill. Reported everyone ITT for having fun on this website, which breaks Book III Sector II Rule 78.
№40817[Quote]
>>40816Cupbros… Don't do this…
№40818[Quote]
It's officially over. Or "jarover" so you dont call me a heckin fake or something
№40819[Quote]
>>40818It's never truly jarover
№40820[Quote]
>>40819The thread is basically dead doe
№40822[Quote]
>>40821See this jarbomb:
>>40805 №40823[Quote]
>>40822We need to create a new hecking thread then
№40824[Quote]
WE MUST FILL THE CATTY TO ASSERT OUR DOMINANCE
№40825[Quote]
>>40823lurk in old threads while saging
№40826[Quote]
>>40824catty wipe
>>>/nate/ it's a dead board with 5 pages
№40827[Quote]
>>40826/SOY/ WILL BE /JAR/ SOON
WAKE UP JAR PATRIOTS
№40829[Quote]
This thread is so twitter immigrant holy shit
№40830[Quote]
>>40820Just wait ADHDnigger, it’ll fill back up
№40831[Quote]
FILLING
№40832[Quote]
>>>5935810
Ignore cupsnake demoralizers
№40835[Quote]
>>40833What are you talking about "newGOD?" This thread is 2 hours old and I have never seen any jar shit before
№40837[Quote]
>>40836full as hell, but how the fuck do you do that voice
№40838[Quote]
>>40837i pinch my nose at the tip and then talk in a higher pitch or something
№40839[Quote]
Actually over
№40840[Quote]
>>40839don't cry because it's over smile because it happened
№40841[Quote]
>>40835We're raiding offsiters and Reddit/Twitter troons by creating a fake 'jak prophecy and lore. Educate yourself you fucking nigger
№40845[Quote]
It’s not over. Refill your jars, the party is just getting started. -J
№40846[Quote]
since the stupid Jarboy lore thing derailed our original purpose of SPVA should we turn jarspeak back into normal soyspeak, or rather the offsiter dialect of soyspeak?
№40847[Quote]
^kettlecord above me
№40848[Quote]
>>40847derailcord is when actually doing the original purpose of the thread
№40849[Quote]
y thread die? this could have been an actually fun raid
№40850[Quote]
Mommy just had a shitskin baby
№40851[Quote]
i guess this really was just the forced joke of the day (or rather of the 4 hours)
№40852[Quote]
>>40851Even doe was actually fun
№40853[Quote]
i thought that calling this a forced meme would awaken the jarbros but they all died it seems
№40854[Quote]
>>40849The raid did happen. No idea whether at least a little successful or not
№40855[Quote]
>>40853Keep your anger to yourself and trjst thj pljn. -J
№40856[Quote]
>>40854it got like 50ish likes on the newest spva video, which is less than expected for the amount of people who "participated"
probably because 90% of them werent raiding but were calling everyone kettlecord or somethin and larping as cultists
№40857[Quote]
>>40856jarbomb, unfortunately…
№40858[Quote]
The raid will continue on May 5th 2024. Stay filled. -J
№40859[Quote]
maybe we should revive this project but ignoring the wiki page and the "lore" surrounding jar, just comment with offsiter shit that references jarboy, like it's always been a variant. then maybe we could actually psyop the offsiters and achieve our goal.
well, probably not with jarboy, but something less conspicuous, that sounds like a plausible 'jak but isnt.
№40860[Quote]
>>40859Snotjak was a proposed name in the original thread
№40861[Quote]
>>40860thats actually pretty good, i could see some iron/coal variant:unknown called snotjak existing
№40862[Quote]
>>40861We should keep it in mind for a later date
№40863[Quote]
I will continue to force this meme for the foreseeable future. You WILL fill future jarboy threads. You WILL continue to write jarboy lore. You WILL comment jarboy lore on every SPVA video.
№40864[Quote]
Gem thread
№40865[Quote]
>>40863INSPIRING PATRJOT JARBOMB! EVERY JARGOD SHOULD DO THIS
№40868[Quote]
>>40866to compliment it a bit more, i would only notice it because jarboy already happened. if i wasnt in the know of this whole debacle i would gloss over it despite the heckin' incomprehensible word.
№40869[Quote]
>>40866I think we should limit the jar lingo to "jarboy" (and it's variations like jarover) and "feed" like it was at the very beginning of the jar saga
№40870[Quote]
>>40866That’s my comment, the entire point was to dogwhistle to offsiters and not make it seem like a sharty original meme. Jarboy was my idea, originally meant to bait offsiters into posting him, but he’s kinda grown on me now doebeit
№40871[Quote]
>>40869Use of TJD, YWNBAJ and Billions Must Jar is also appreciated, as these are the only sharty memes offsiters know
№40872[Quote]
>>40869imo, it's too late to still use jarboy. J pajrjojs already blew our cover. snotjak is what we should use now.
№40873[Quote]
>>40872Keep jarboy as a sharty gem, force snotjak (or a better idea) offsite
№40874[Quote]
>>40872A trvke possibly. Have a soft spot for jarboy now ngl, maybe we shouldn't abandon it entirely. Seems like everyone in the threads had fun
№40876[Quote]
>>40874don't worry, jarboy is immortalized as sharty culture thanks to the wiki page. we should do
>>40873 №40878[Quote]
>>40874don't worry, jarboy is immortalized as sharty culture thanks to the wiki page. we should do
>>40873 №40879[Quote]
>>40874Write lore juxtaposing snotjak as the protagonist against jarboy, convince offsiters that JWNBAG and bait them with pro jarboy posts. Start spamming soy Reddit with anti jarboy rhetoric, those faggots are so stupid they’ll pick up any meme (ie incredible gassy)
№40881[Quote]
>>40877>>40875>reply duplicationwhat did froot break in vichan now
№40882[Quote]
>>40881No idea, posts take a fucking eternity to upload
№40883[Quote]
Full thread filled with gems
№40885[Quote]
>Say the line, snotjak!
>Snotjak says trans rights!
Make stupid trooncord memes like that, but first we need to actually make snotjak
№40886[Quote]
>>40883DOLL IS OVERFILLED AS FUCK ADD JARBOY TO FNAC DO THIS NOWWWWWW
№40888[Quote]
>>40883hello dolly doo
anyways, i have one unofficial and unenforcable rule for snotjak: NO INLORE!!! you can make retarded reddit lore so that spvatroons like it more, but no inlore as that derailed the previous time we tried this
№40892[Quote]
can someone who isnt lazy and also good at editing make a jarboy banner
№40893[Quote]
Well, it was fun while it lasted. First time having genuine fun on da sharty in about half a year
№40895[Quote]
Marge, why did the thread die after a namefag commented? Usually the opposite happens
№40896[Quote]
>>40895The thread was already pretty much dead, to be fair