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Jarboy is the newest forced meme that you WILL spam offsite, specifically on the SPVA comment section. Many ‘teens are claiming jarboy WILL be the gem that saved the sharty (albeit xe hasn’t even been identified yet). You WILL make jarboy OC and post it in this thread. You WILL NOT engage with cupsnakes or kettlemen.
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Jarboy

 40780[Quote]

>>40778
JARGOD

 40781[Quote]

>>40778
what is the link to it so i can add it to the 'ki

 40782[Quote]

FILL THE BOORU COMMENTS WITH JARFEEDER LINGO

 40783[Quote]

are there any newjarGODS here? it seems like everyone here is an oldjargod or was here at least an hour ago

 40784[Quote]

>>40781
its in process of archival
>>40782
NEW GEM IDEA

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>>40785
JARDEITY

 40788[Quote]

>>40782
DO THIS

 40789[Quote]

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>>40774
>The sharty is like hiking a mountain. You may go hours without a stream to fill your jar with. You may trip and spill your jar. True jarvana is achieved along the journey, not at the destination.
I don’t know why, but I saved that from the original January 6th thread. Just found it on my notepad.

 40790[Quote]

>>40789
ADD THIS TO THE 'KI

 40791[Quote]

>>40790
I’m still at work, winterbreakDEITYs do this now

 40792[Quote]

>>40790
done but what about citation [2]

 40793[Quote]

jarring and sealed

 40794[Quote]

>>40793
Sealed=chived

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 40796[Quote]

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JWABAG

 40797[Quote]

i'm current filling the booru and holy shit i didn't realise it was this bad, the niggers here are so empty it's insane

 40798[Quote]

shartroons can't meme and will never be the same as /qa/ soyjak posters

 40799[Quote]

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>Error
>You've posted several comments recently; wait a minute and try again…

 40800[Quote]

>>40798
Dilate cupnigger

 40801[Quote]

>>40796
GODSON HAS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED JARBOY

 40802[Quote]

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filling this full thread

 40803[Quote]

BUMP

 40804[Quote]

DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE YOU NIGGERS

 40805[Quote]

it might honestly be jarover unless we created a new new thread, the newjarfeeders really helped this meme become popular for the hour

 40806[Quote]

>>40798
jartycuck is mad they can't even come up with something like this geg

 40807[Quote]

FILLING THE THREAD

 40808[Quote]

>>40806
well meme'd sir

 40809[Quote]

i see that the latest forced discord/twitter meme is here

 40810[Quote]

>>40805
Possible jarbomb

 40811[Quote]

>>40807
SAGE!

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>>40809
Dilate

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>>40809
empty

 40814[Quote]

>>40811
FILLGATED

 40815[Quote]

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>i see that the latest forced discord/twitter meme is here

 40816[Quote]

Spill. Reported everyone ITT for having fun on this website, which breaks Book III Sector II Rule 78.

 40817[Quote]

>>40816
Cupbros… Don't do this…

 40818[Quote]

It's officially over. Or "jarover" so you dont call me a heckin fake or something

 40819[Quote]

>>40818
It's never truly jarover

 40820[Quote]

>>40819
The thread is basically dead doe

 40821[Quote]

>>40820
We will rise

 40822[Quote]

>>40821
See this jarbomb: >>40805

 40823[Quote]

>>40822
We need to create a new hecking thread then

 40824[Quote]

WE MUST FILL THE CATTY TO ASSERT OUR DOMINANCE

 40825[Quote]

>>40823
lurk in old threads while saging

 40826[Quote]

>>40824
catty wipe >>>/nate/ it's a dead board with 5 pages

 40827[Quote]

>>40826
/SOY/ WILL BE /JAR/ SOON
WAKE UP JAR PATRIOTS

 40828[Quote]

>>40826
newGOD

 40829[Quote]

This thread is so twitter immigrant holy shit

 40830[Quote]

>>40820
Just wait ADHDnigger, it’ll fill back up

 40831[Quote]

FILLING

 40832[Quote]

>>>5935810
Ignore cupsnake demoralizers

 40833[Quote]

>>40829
newGOD…

 40834[Quote]

>>40829
empty

 40835[Quote]

>>40833
What are you talking about "newGOD?" This thread is 2 hours old and I have never seen any jar shit before

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>>40836
full as hell, but how the fuck do you do that voice

 40838[Quote]

>>40837
i pinch my nose at the tip and then talk in a higher pitch or something

 40839[Quote]

Actually over

 40840[Quote]

>>40839
don't cry because it's over smile because it happened

 40841[Quote]

>>40835
We're raiding offsiters and Reddit/Twitter troons by creating a fake 'jak prophecy and lore. Educate yourself you fucking nigger

 40842[Quote]

>>40841
Raiding on SPVA

 40843[Quote]

>>40835

>>5931694

 40844[Quote]

>>40840
wholesomerald…

 40845[Quote]

It’s not over. Refill your jars, the party is just getting started. -J

 40846[Quote]

since the stupid Jarboy lore thing derailed our original purpose of SPVA should we turn jarspeak back into normal soyspeak, or rather the offsiter dialect of soyspeak?

 40847[Quote]

^kettlecord above me

 40848[Quote]

>>40847
derailcord is when actually doing the original purpose of the thread

 40849[Quote]

y thread die? this could have been an actually fun raid

 40850[Quote]

Mommy just had a shitskin baby

 40851[Quote]

i guess this really was just the forced joke of the day (or rather of the 4 hours)

 40852[Quote]

>>40851
Even doe was actually fun

 40853[Quote]

i thought that calling this a forced meme would awaken the jarbros but they all died it seems

 40854[Quote]

>>40849
The raid did happen. No idea whether at least a little successful or not

 40855[Quote]

>>40853
Keep your anger to yourself and trjst thj pljn. -J

 40856[Quote]

>>40854
it got like 50ish likes on the newest spva video, which is less than expected for the amount of people who "participated"
probably because 90% of them werent raiding but were calling everyone kettlecord or somethin and larping as cultists

 40857[Quote]

>>40856
jarbomb, unfortunately…

 40858[Quote]

The raid will continue on May 5th 2024. Stay filled. -J

 40859[Quote]

maybe we should revive this project but ignoring the wiki page and the "lore" surrounding jar, just comment with offsiter shit that references jarboy, like it's always been a variant. then maybe we could actually psyop the offsiters and achieve our goal.

well, probably not with jarboy, but something less conspicuous, that sounds like a plausible 'jak but isnt.

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>>40859
Snotjak was a proposed name in the original thread

 40861[Quote]

>>40860
thats actually pretty good, i could see some iron/coal variant:unknown called snotjak existing

 40862[Quote]

>>40861
We should keep it in mind for a later date

 40863[Quote]

I will continue to force this meme for the foreseeable future. You WILL fill future jarboy threads. You WILL continue to write jarboy lore. You WILL comment jarboy lore on every SPVA video.

 40864[Quote]

Gem thread

 40865[Quote]

>>40863
INSPIRING PATRJOT JARBOMB! EVERY JARGOD SHOULD DO THIS

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>>40862
the older SPVA comments can be a golden standard of sorts. picrel seems like a normal offsiter comment, using the word "coal" and "gem" in one sentence. if this didnt have the jarboy reference i would gloss over it myself.

 40867[Quote]

>>40866
Trvke

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>>40866
to compliment it a bit more, i would only notice it because jarboy already happened. if i wasnt in the know of this whole debacle i would gloss over it despite the heckin' incomprehensible word.

 40869[Quote]

>>40866
I think we should limit the jar lingo to "jarboy" (and it's variations like jarover) and "feed" like it was at the very beginning of the jar saga

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>>40866
That’s my comment, the entire point was to dogwhistle to offsiters and not make it seem like a sharty original meme. Jarboy was my idea, originally meant to bait offsiters into posting him, but he’s kinda grown on me now doebeit

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>>40869
Use of TJD, YWNBAJ and Billions Must Jar is also appreciated, as these are the only sharty memes offsiters know

 40872[Quote]

>>40869
imo, it's too late to still use jarboy. J pajrjojs already blew our cover. snotjak is what we should use now.

 40873[Quote]

>>40872
Keep jarboy as a sharty gem, force snotjak (or a better idea) offsite

 40874[Quote]

>>40872
A trvke possibly. Have a soft spot for jarboy now ngl, maybe we shouldn't abandon it entirely. Seems like everyone in the threads had fun

 40875[Quote]

>>40873
gemmy idea

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>>40874
don't worry, jarboy is immortalized as sharty culture thanks to the wiki page. we should do >>40873

 40877[Quote]

>>40873
gemmy idea

 40878[Quote]

>>40874
don't worry, jarboy is immortalized as sharty culture thanks to the wiki page. we should do >>40873

 40879[Quote]

>>40874
Write lore juxtaposing snotjak as the protagonist against jarboy, convince offsiters that JWNBAG and bait them with pro jarboy posts. Start spamming soy Reddit with anti jarboy rhetoric, those faggots are so stupid they’ll pick up any meme (ie incredible gassy)



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