/chive/ - Archive

SPILLED=SAGE
FILLED=GATED

>>40578
'Gated

>>40578
kettlecord has so much steam in their eyes that they can't see properly geg

>>40576
the normalgod plan was made 5 minutes ago, the SPVA spam plan has been going on for hours. i kettlevote you

>>40578
Literal aryan hands. Do kettleniggers really

>>40576
Even doe the original thread was 5 hours ago

>>40572
Ill pick up some coke and sprite from the store, give me a few minutes jarGODS

'ki page for newjarGODS
The Jarboy prophecy was first sighted within a thread posted on January 6th, 2024[1], following the spam of a mysterious user merely referring to himself as "J." J had replied to almost every thread on the 'log with a filled or empty jar, with the text "filled" or "empty.” Notably, the text would be the opposite of the jar's content, as if the jar image was full, the post would have the text "empty. -J"

The January 6th thread went as followed, however, the thread in question was not archived[2]. The thread began with the following text:

“so you wish to know… fill or empty? haha… you silly jarboy… you know what coming soon.”
"J"

'Teens began asking J what was going on and what the thread meant, but J only had one reply:


“"he is coming… then we will FEED… us jarfeeders… united… jarboy coming… he will come to us… may 5th 2024… great times ahead… i cannot tell further SORRY"[it just is, ok?]
After the mysterious thread, subsets of soyteens began to identify as Jarfeeders, waiting for the day J had said that Jarboy would come to us. Jarfeeders are similar to a religious group, waiting for the arrival of Jarboy, who will erase all nonbelievers, which they refer to as the Jarboyim. Some of their lingo includes:

Jarrer - A good Jarboy-related thread or post
Jardgement - The day of Jarboy's arrival
Cupsnakes - People who disobey or are against the Jarfeeders/Jarboy.
Chosenjars - Prophesiers of Jarfeedist religion. Currently, the only chosenjar is J, but it is belived by the Jarfeeders that more will come in the months leading to Jardgement.
Jarbomb - Similar to a trvthnvke, but exclusively about Jarboy and Jarfeedism. J's knowledge is thought by Jarfeeders to be the biggest Jarbomb that will ever happen, seconded only by the one on May 4th 2024.
Full - The Jarfeedist version of gem. Unlike Jarrer, the post doesn't have to be about Jarboy.
Empty - The same, but with coal instead.
Despite the beliefs of the Jarfeeders, it was unknown what exactly Jarboy was. Some thought it would Poopson, some thought it would be the gem that saved the sharty, some thought it would be something else entirely. Then, another thread was made by J, with proof of them being the true J, with a blurred picture of Jarboy attached.
After a few hours, the original J thread was deleted for reasons unknown. After a 'jakker made a complaint over at /q/, Froot answered with a 'Cado and deleted his thread soon after. Jarfeedist threads would be deleted after a few minutes to an hour, and were often plagued with 'p spam by Cupsnakes.

'Feeders were forced to go into old forgotten threads and discuss their religion while saging, as to not catch the attention of the jannies. It is now believed that the jannies are alerted when the word "jar" is posted.

"The Kettlemen"
The jannies are suspected of currently funding a group called the "Kettlemen", who derail and bloat Jarfeeder threads with kettledust and harass the present Jarfeeders, sometimes 'nishing them. Not much is currently known about the Kettlemen other than their name and their mission (to crack down on innocent Jarfeeders, frequently going on their way to commit evil acts of violence against Jarkind), as none of the members have been exposed or even referred by name once.
>inb4 kettletroons say LE REDDIT SPACING even doe this is how the 'ki is spaced

>>40586
fillage incoming

actual one guy in this thread forcing this shit

>>40590
kettle ip

>>40590
FILLED!

Dissapointing lack of jarboy terminology in this comment section. My fellow Jarfeeders, FILL IT UP AGAIN!
-J's reincarnation

The seething trannies that hate anything fun such as raids got to this thread. It's jarover

Gem

>>40590
Same as cobson, Same as ongezellig, Same as geg.
All still undeniably sharty culture. This is a forcing website

>>40598
>it's jarover
fake 'feeder, everyone knows the phrase is "it's empty"

>kettletroons are also gorespammers
Goreniggers, this is your mindset

>>40601
It's jarover was a term that I made hours ago, newjarfeeder. I also made the term jarfeeder which you are using.

>>5934728
NIGGER

Not looking good for people like >>40590 when the people on their side are 'p and gore spammers

>>5934728
>Isaac Kate is a kettletroon
…

>>40603
Xhe's right. I don't think we should make jar lingo too different from a regular so speak, so that troon offsiters will catch on faster

New kettletoss

>>40610
OVERFLOWERALD

>>40529
plugged

>>40610
I hate kettle cord but that's actually pretty full

>>40613
Feed…

Why isn't "feed" used more often? It's classic jarboy lore

>>40609
The entire original purpose of jarboy was to trick SPVA offsiters into using it in their language so we could easily identify offsite fucks. That dream is long dead now thanks to newjarfeeders who actually like this meme meant to be shitty.

>>40607
tsmt jarchads are just having fun and there's always a lee-like nigger that spams gore and 'p to derail it (kettletroon btw)

>>40617
wdym jarboy has been part of sharty culture since soot era

>>40617
Actually fucking jarover. The og thread was a gem

>>40617
Before any newjarfeeders call me DA KETTLECORD, I am Glowniggling. I made the majority of the 'ki page for Jarboy and quite literally made the ancientjarfeeder term "feed" in reference to Sneed.

>>40586
are you the J guy

>>40617
kettlecord woke up

>>40587
schizo meltdown

>>40586
I would show my kettle but my IP is blocked so you win, jarboy…

>>40622
xhe's right

>>40617
>>40622
Newkettle kikery

>>40629
Kettlecord is calling actual ancientjarfeeders "kettle" now. It's over.

let's fill this log

RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL PURPOSE OF JARBOY AND SPAM THE FVCKING SPVA COMMENT SECTION YOU NIGGERS! -J

>>40626
This is just like my heckin iceberg rabbit hole videos

>>40625
>slopjak
empty spoon post

>>40622
I’m the OP of the original thread, the build up of hype is all part of the plan. Spam jarboy until the SPVA video on him is uploaded, then everything will fall into place. Trvst. -J

>>40633
False J but still do this (janny don’t ban me for tripfagging it’s a bit or whatever)

Froobert Frootcel unlock my IP already i NEED to send jareralds

>>40636
move the thread to >>>/raid/ and then tripfag

>>40636
JAnon… Xhe returned…

>>40636
im a bit pickled on this one but might be full who knows

>>40626
Absolutely full. I love xis fits of rage when xe pronounces a sentence wrong.

>>40638
It's jarfeeds you cupjank, that's why your IP is locked

>>5934864
honeypot

>>40638
kettlecorder, the only "jar" he'll be posting is empty aside from the baby monkey in it

Ancient 'jartoss for jarfeeders with heckin' nostalgia

>>5934864
least obvious kettlecorder:

>>40647
fuck off fake jarfeed pessimistcord
half full bvlls own you

OG jarGODs… What have we unleashed on this earth…

>>40651
a new gem fad that holds much more value than a million neutralplier blogposts

by the end of this, the mark of an offsiter will be NOT using 'feederspeak

>>40648
I was the 2nd and 5th one. Good times, brother

>>40648
i suggested the boogeyman

>>40651
Trvst the plan. Fill the jar. Jarfeeders won, ponykettlecord lost.

>>40656
Haha, I remember adding it to the wiki page. Nice to meet you again.

oldjarfag here ama

above

>>40660
cupsnake derailment attempt DNI

>>40658
the wiki page is so full geg it looks believable to an outsider

>>40659
Heres my oldest post on the OG jarboy thread

>>40658
I was the one who suggested a prophecy and chose the name "jarboy" from a few others other oldjarboyGOD suggested. Also was one of the first YT commenters. Amen

>>40663
I'm the one screaming Janny

>>40664
In an alternate timeline, this whole thing was called "Snotboi". Geg.

>>5934944
SOMEONE MAKE JAR-TAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>5934944
MEDS. there are NO jargirls in this site.

>>40663
i'm the one talking about Mutilate a Doll 2 chats
btw the second image is epstein's island. if you've ever tried using chatroom 2 you'd know.

if any newjarbros wanna investigate the ruins of the old raid thread here you go
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5931694.html

>>40586
Uploading the video in a minute

>>40658
>>5934899
OldjarDEITYs… we reunite

ITS FULL>>5934964

>>40670
i loved the first game 8 years ago

>>40672
Half-empty gemerald

>>40673
Hey, you're the guy who posted the first comment on the video.

>>40667
Good times (I was the one who made original jarboy "NAJ" 'jak btw)