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 40481[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

Jarboy is the newest forced meme that you WILL spam offsite, specifically on the SPVA comment section. Many ‘teens are claiming jarboy WILL be the gem that saved the sharty (albeit xe hasn’t even been identified yet). You WILL make jarboy OC and post it in this thread. You WILL NOT engage with cupsnakes or kettlemen.
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Jarboy

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>>40672
brown hands lol

 40681[Quote]

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>>40672
JARGODS WON

 40682[Quote]

>>40679
Crazy how this went from an amazing raid to an intentionally forced meme that newGODS thought was sincere to remembering… 5 hours ago.

 40683[Quote]

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>>5934944
too bad Jarhoes love interracial sex with kettleBVLLs. Cope nujarcuck

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>>40681
ITS A FILLERALD

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>>40670
I’m the 2000 oldDEITY and OP. Looks like I still got it for an old timer, heh.

 40687[Quote]

>>40682
time flies, jarbrother

 40688[Quote]

>>40686
Holy shit it's xhim

The jellycarGOD

 40689[Quote]

>>40681
jarget kettlecordsissies just got btfo

 40690[Quote]

>>40683
most empty demoralization attempt award

 40691[Quote]

>>40681
OVERFLOWING

 40692[Quote]

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old 'j

 40693[Quote]

>>40681
Why are you brown? Kettlebros won

 40694[Quote]

>>40692
only trve oldLEGENDS will remember og jarboy

 40695[Quote]

>>40683
>frogclitties are gooning to kettlepedo x jarboy fanfiction
FrogFAGs, your respond?

 40696[Quote]

>>40681
FULLERALD (albeit the proper way to mix sproke is to pour the sprite over a spoon so the liquids remain separate)

 40697[Quote]

>>40681
OVERFLOWGOD

 40698[Quote]

>>40693
Kettlecord projecting, that man is clearly white

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>>40698
you could say, the kettle calling the pot black

 40700[Quote]

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>>40694
only oldjarfeeders (or people who have a good enough attention span to read a 'ki page) know that picrel isnt jarboy but instead is a concept by a jarfeeder

 40701[Quote]

i feel like making "kettlecord" was a mistake on my part, made it just a boogeyman shitflinging contest BUT HECKIN' IRONIC. they should have stayed as mysterious figures who worked with jannies and hunted down jarfeeders and b& them

 40702[Quote]

only real oldCHADS who have been in this site for 4 days will get this one… not like these nujarbros

 40703[Quote]

The next jarbomb will be pushed back to 2400Z due to extenuating circumstances. Trvst the plan.

 40704[Quote]

>>40703
you're not J doebeit
empty liar

 40705[Quote]

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>>40700
TRVKE

 40706[Quote]

ngl the soyki article is SOVL

 40707[Quote]

>>40705
Holy shit the reply in the middle of that screenshot is me
Am i patient zero of unironically finding jarboy funny?

 40708[Quote]

>>40706
Thanks, I made like 70% of it

 40709[Quote]

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>Thanks, I made like 70% of it

 40710[Quote]

>>40704
I am but I had to stop avatarfagging to avoid a ban

 40711[Quote]

>>40707
Seems like it, xis. But, ironic or not, jarboy is still better than 90% of what 'log has to offer these days

 40712[Quote]

>>40711
Only actually fun thing on the 'log since

Well since I started lurking the sharty, really

 40713[Quote]

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>>40707
better than the neutralplier blogpost spam for sure

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>>40713
I have to admit it is kinda funny. A religion about a jar? And a mysterious group called the "Kettlemen?"

 40715[Quote]

>>40712
We've created a sharty saving gem. We should be proud of our creation

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>>5935152
glowspintextcord woke up

 40717[Quote]

>>40712
First funny thing for me since the whole "soy prophecy" trend

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>>40716
Classic kettlecord derailment tactic… kettlepedotroons never change

 40719[Quote]

>>5935152
Behead this nigger

 40720[Quote]

>>40717
In retrospective, the original poopson prophecy was kinda shit. The reason this was actually pretty funny is because it was never about the prophecy itself, but the cult/religion around it, with the Jarfeeders being eccentric. It's actually pretty good humor, especially when coming from somewhere like racebait.hell.

 40721[Quote]

>>5935152
so empty it creates a vacuum

 40722[Quote]

Bumping da fulljar

 40723[Quote]

>>40552
Holy shit retard, did you miss the thread? We intentionally went to SPVA's comments to spam it and confuse the offsiters who go there.

 40724[Quote]

I think we could make something actually good if we made kettlecord back into the mysterious "Kettlemen" and removed the whole "new vs old jarfeeder" shit. That was what killed the sharty in the first place, and we may have not learned from our mistakes earlier, but we can now.

 40725[Quote]

>>40724
JARBOMB

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 40727[Quote]

I hereby declare all OC creators, ‘ki contributors, and fillers of the original thread apostles of Jarfeedism. Praise Jarboy, Trvst.

 40728[Quote]

>>40727
Jarmen, my brother in J

 40729[Quote]

MOOOOOODS DELTE THIS THREAD FRÒÒT IS AGAINST FEEDERS SO DELETE IT

 40730[Quote]

bump

 40731[Quote]

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>>>5935240

 40732[Quote]

>itz da kettlecord even though it's actually the cupsnakes using them as a scapegoat to operate from the shadows

 40733[Quote]

alright should we make a new thread for nu-jarfeedism or just keep replying to the mangled corpse of this thread

 40734[Quote]

>>40729
Frqqt will never break the jar spirit. TRVST THV PLVN

 40735[Quote]

>>40732
HOLY JARBOMB

 40736[Quote]

BUMP

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Im a member of kettlecord, AMA. Also I’m a pedophile if that matters

 40738[Quote]

new 'ki page update

 40739[Quote]

KEEP FLOODING SPVA BTW
TARGET EVERY VIDEO
HAVE NO MERCY FOR OFFSITETROONS

 40740[Quote]

>>40737
cupsnake falseflag, no way the kettlecord would be this blatant

 40741[Quote]

>>40739
Didn't we stop raiding a while ago?

 40742[Quote]

>>40740
She's right. Cupsnakeniggers should shatter btw

 40743[Quote]

>>5935301
half empty

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 40745[Quote]

>>40741
WE HAVE TO CONTINUE AND SHOW ALL THE NEW JARGODS THE TRVE WAY OF JARBOY

 40746[Quote]

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>jarboy.party
>"jarty"

 40747[Quote]

>>5935301
EMPTY, THIS IS KETTLECORD FAGGOTRY

 40748[Quote]

>>40744
HOLY JARBOMB

 40749[Quote]

GO TO SPVA
CLICK THE NEWEST VIDEOS
LEAVE A COMMENT USING 'FEEDER LINGO
SORT COMMENTS BY NEW AND LIKE OTHER JARFEEDER COMMENTS

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 40751[Quote]

>>5935301
BUILT FOR BKC

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 40753[Quote]

'CHIVE THIS THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

 40754[Quote]

>>40749
TSMT DO THIS
MAY JANON GUIDE US

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erm… what the skibidi? why did J use a troon word?

 40756[Quote]

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 40757[Quote]

>>40755
the word "silly" is troon now?
as expected of nujarfeeders

 40758[Quote]

>>40756
empty ass falseflag

 40759[Quote]

>>40756
this is literally taken from the kettlecord

 40760[Quote]

>>40756
if you're in contact with this person tell them to show you the drawing's layers buddy

 40761[Quote]

>>40756
lmao fake as fuck

 40762[Quote]

>>40755
Cupsnake tactic of intentionally misinterpreting J's teachings. Trust the word of J. It will all be revealed on 17/05/24

 40763[Quote]

>>40757
nigga the word silly has been overtaken by troons for a while

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>>40756
nice try glowsnake

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>>40756
It's real

 40766[Quote]

Is jargirl real doe

 40767[Quote]

>>40756
even if you weren't a cupsnake, why would you using discord in 2024 on soyjak discords?

 40768[Quote]

>>40765
Meds, has been debunked by SNOPES on multiple occasions

 40769[Quote]

do i need my meds or is this thread slowing down

 40770[Quote]

>>40767
She's right

 40771[Quote]

>>40767
incomprehensible wojack tier sentence

 40772[Quote]

>>40771
the only heckin' incomprehensible word in that is cupsnake doe. if i replaced it with "liar" it would make sense

 40773[Quote]

>>40765
it's so obviously fake it's not even funny

 40774[Quote]

wtf the thread is getting taken over by boorufaggy brimstone
is it jarover?

 40775[Quote]

>>40774
not taken over but out-filled

 40776[Quote]

Has someone archived the thread yet?

 40777[Quote]

>>40775
it's diluted

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>>40776
i archived the older thread so ill do it

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>>40774
Booru faggotry is part of J's plan. Heed his word



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