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Smackdown Gamethread May/2/2025: NO MAN IS TRULY EVER DONG Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 12:02:00 №5776 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Tonight's show will emanate from the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, IA at 8 PM EST

*Aleister Black vs The Miz

*Randy Orton scheduled to appear live

*More to be announced

STREAMS

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Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:59:56 №5967

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>>5960

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:01:01 №5968

COCONUTS IN THE MUD
WMBF ASCENDING
APPROVED BY GIGA ARYAN TIMOTHY
nature is healing

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:02:33 №5969

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did haytch do good?

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:04:11 №5970

It is settled. White men fucking Kweenz is legitimized. Kweenz are actual queens. Respect paid, respect earned. Nigger males are still in the gutter. Black women are officially White. Thank you Jade for healing this country and solving racism.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 10:52:39 №5983

>>5883
>6 M coin bonus
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:14:52 №6132

>>5883
That's the fat kid from Stand By Me!

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Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 23:01:56 №5840 [Reply]

Let me tell ya somethin’, you greasy keyboard warriors sittin’ on the /asp/ board cryin’ about kayfabe and soyjaks all damn day…

You think you're hardcore? You think you're tough? You ain't tough, son, you're soft like a microwaved Pop-Tart and twice as useless!

You sit there postin’ the same tired-ass Wojak edits, makin’ threads cryin’ about the business bein’ dead—meanwhile, Stone Cold's out here flippin’ birds, chuggin’ beers, raisin’ hell, Running over fat women, AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE!

Here’s a little advice from the Texas Rattlesnake:

Hit the weights.

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Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 23:46:25 №5848

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>>5840 (OP)
I'm a Rock mark so now I got to bop you, jabroni

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 05:18:48 №5973

>>5840 (OP)
Speaking as a fellow redneck: When you can't even drink and drive properly anymore, it's time to retire.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 09:02:21 №5977

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>and that's the bottom cuck
>because Deb-ra said so !

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 10:51:00 №5982

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FEEL MY WRATH DEBRA

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 21:09:33 №6068

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listen stone cold, I crush apples and break concrete bricks with my hands.
i eat instant coffee straight up with a spoon

you drink bud light
eat a dick old man

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 21:20:40 №6070

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>>6068
kek OP drinks tranny beer

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Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 19:25:42 №5459 [Reply]

If this doesn't end up being the most violent and blood filled squash match then it is literally over for Gunther

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Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 17:55:07 №5996

It will be a squash match alright. It just won't be Gunther getting the win.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 18:35:07 №6003

>>5567
Tony would definitely take him, but I feel like Gunther would be wasted in AEW.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:48:34 №6037

>>6003
>Lose his debut match to Adam Cole
>25 minute broadway with a job guy who will get squashed in 20 seconds by Keithly the next week, in the Bearcat's yearly one week push before he disappears for another 6 months
>2 month feud with Orange Cassidy
>Job to Mox in an eliminator match
>8 month feud with Jericho
Who gives a fuck after that? Shoot him in the head.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:58:58 №6044

>>6037
Their roster is simply too big, nobody could possibly do a good job in booking so many people.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 20:03:26 №6051

>>6044
Tony needs to do a brand split and get a second booker for the other brand. He has plenty of people who could book a show already on his payroll, and I know he really likes booking, and that's kind of the whole point of AEW, but just shifting the guys he doesn't know what to do with to a secondary brand that someone else can oversee would be a huge help.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 20:32:15 №6059

>>6051
I agree, I think he was trying to do that with the ROH acquisition, but he failed to realize that ROH just isnt a draw anymore.

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Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 17:39:45 №5693

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>>5685
He did it to Dusty Rhodes with the polka dot attire. The only way to fight against it is to own it 100%. And now look, everyone looks back on polka dot Dusty fondly and some still pay tribute to him with this today.

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 18:11:13 №5699

>>5693
the biggest example of all was Goldust. Dustin Rhodes was actually a respected and popular babyface before they made him pretend to be a faggot.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:37:54 №6029

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>>5699
>pretend
Anon I …

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:38:40 №6031

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>>6029
you pretend to be a woman but in reality you are a tranny

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:40:46 №6033

>>6029
Well he was married to a woman, so I'm pretty sure he wasn't a shoot faggot. I'm not exactly a Goldust biographer or anything but I think his faggotry was just a gimmick.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:47:53 №6036

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I usually enjoy Kitto's entrances

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Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 18:28:24 №5704 [Reply]

Did Gerald Brisco ever draw a dime?

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 19:26:40 №5711

Yes. The Corporation has always been massively over with me. I am a Pat Patterson apologist, and I don't think he raped those kids. He was never directly accused by any of the actual victims. It was all Mel Philips and Terry Garvin. I think Roddy came on to him, because Roddy thought that's how you get a spot. Did he fuck Rocketty in the ass? Probably. Did he and Vince play shower hockey? More likely than not.

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 19:27:16 №5712

>>5704 (OP)
Not really no

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 20:33:14 №5718

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>>5711
>I am a Pat Patterson apologist

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 22:09:40 №5731

>>5718
That has to be a LARP. Or maybe someone who works for WWE.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:34:06 №6025

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>>5731
>briscoeposting be like:

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Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 09:01:15 №5976 [Reply]

Ego status ?

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 09:15:13 №5979

>starved

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 10:49:35 №5981

>>5976 (OP)
Isn't getting tit implants meant to inflate(feed)(sneed) your ego and actually starve the soul(fake and unnatural)? Why is she doing the opposite of what her graffiti says?

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:31:13 №6021

>>5981
girls tend to do things not think them through

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:33:23 №6024

>>5976 (OP)
Is this a shoot?

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i'll see you at summerslam, you MuDSHARK!!! Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 10:53:46 №5984 [Reply]

handsome truth vs rhea ripley at summerslam
and hes got a promo to cut

these millions of white men deserve a better woman to worship…than a coal burning BITCH.
we dont work 8 hours a day to go pay to see a mudshark sticking her tongue out in the ring. cause we all know where that tongue has been.
rhea ripley, at summerslam….i will put you on a cross and light you on fire. thats right. its gonna be a cross and fire match.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 11:01:23 №5986

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the people deserve a true aryan woman to masturbate to, like jade cargill.
YOU rhea, look like a girl whos hungry, youre not the same when you havent had a snickers in a while.

all you are is a BBC fiend and you need to be put down like they did to crazy women in the middle ages.
you tie her to a pole, you set her on fire, and no more BBC no more NIGGERS
the fire will purify the mudshark OUT OF YOUUU

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 16:12:46 №5991

>>5984 (OP)
I like it. Burn all mudsharks alive. Trannies and coal burners should all be killed, and Rhea Ripley is both.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 18:43:17 №6006

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o Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 18:49:21 №6010

>>6006
>LOL have some chicken you fucking nigger
Based, now that nigger can treat Rhea to a nice chicken dinner when she inevitably fucks him.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 18:50:53 №6011

>>6010
shes going to peg him tho

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 19:32:01 №6023

>>6011
Well yeah of course, thats what shes famous for. I heard she pegged like half the NXT locker room.

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Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 17:43:30 №5694 [Reply]

Was Goldust too ahead of its times?

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Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 03:25:58 №5768

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>>5748
>>5750
What you guys aren't remembering is this was the heyday of Jerry Springer and freakshow daytime television which was the basis for the whole gimmick and just Russo booking in general.

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 04:20:48 №5769

>>5768
true story, one time a friend of mine was going to be on the jerry springer show because his old lady fucked his brother. It didnt happen because his old lady wouldnt go on the show and admit she fucked his brother lol. But anyway, when my friend was on the phone with Springer's people, he was told
>we can make it as real as you want or as fake as you want
So yeah most of the crazy raisin on that show was probably staged.

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 10:49:10 №5774

>>5750
>he has stated that vince basically forced him to do it
curious to know when he said it. Was this during his druggie days of Black Reign or after he got the money bag from Jacksonville Dixie?

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 12:49:06 №5779

>>5774
It was a shoot interview on youtube, I'll try to find it again. Been awhile since i watched it.

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 13:52:01 №5785

>>5769
I worked with a guy who was on Jerry Springer and another talk show at the same time. I think it was Jenny Jones or another of the women hosts from that era. He had started dating a 30 year old single mother with a 10 year old daughter when he was 14, married her when he was 18, divorced her when he was 22 and married her daughter. It was 100% a shoot. I met the mother and daughter and they were both okay with it somehow. Very weird fucking family.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 18:44:57 №6007

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>>5785
Damn I dont even know what to think about that, thats way more fucked up than my jerry springer story lol. Someone should make a movie out of that story.

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Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 17:35:39 №5802 [Reply]

Mod on /sp/

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Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 22:34:21 №5837

>>5836
The person I and others refer to as Bitchtits is absolutely a real person. He never called himself that, of fucking course, but it's what he was named. You see long winded pedophillic rape fantasies on /pw/? That's Bitchtits. You see somebody accusing everyone they don't like of being Rovert? That's Bitchtits.

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 23:24:18 №5844

>>5837
Bitchtits never existed. I should know, I posted a cropped pic of some fat spic troon's skittle tiddies I found on twitter and claimed it was the anti-nash wolfie antagonist, OG Wolfie dubbed it "bitchtits" and just ran with it because it suited his narative to believe that there was a single person who was arguing with him and not hundreds of /asp/ies taking drive by shots at him during his 10+ hour long tism fits. The persona "Bitchtits" never existed. Since then it has been a never ending stream of people accusing the person they are disagreeing with of being "Bitchtits," and actual fat retards with bitch tits responding when someone accuses them of being "Bitchtits"

I am sure you talked with someone who answered to that name, but the pic and the persona that argued with OG Wolfie never existed, it was just kayfabe born from myself and several others fucking with a mentally ill man who was obsessed with protecting the reputation of a boomer rape victim.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 00:51:39 №5892

>>5844
After going round and round with "bitchtits" for months, I eventually came to the same conclusion. It's not one person, it's an identity that people use to troll. I think these days it is mostly the jannies using it to troll the userbase.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 00:53:47 №5894

>>5809
>troon with an arab name
A shame that his own people didn't hand him over to ISIS for a game of roof-toss.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:11:56 №5943

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From what I experienced, it seems to me that the mods on 4cuck are engaged in a form of gang stalking where they pick certain individuals that they dont like and attempt to harass them until they leave the board. I was definitely one of those targeted, and I took it as a challenge to try and figure out who was doing it and why. This is a REALLY long story, too long for one post, but heres the point: "bitchtits" is an identity that the jannies use for coordinated attacks against targeted individuals. I realized this when I saw that they were doing this raisin to other people on the board, but only certain ones. I was the one who started the trend of using pig memes to troll the bitchtits players (that's what I call them) , and thats why they attempted to turn me into the character of "hogwheels." I am neither crippled nor Irish, although some of my ancestors were Irish, but I am in fact the original "hogwheels." Lacking any creativity of their own, these janny faggots have attempted to steal the piggy meme and make it their own, but theyre too dimeless to make it work. Whatever it may have started as, the "bitchtits" thing has become a form of gangstalking and THAT is why I attack "bitchtits" whenever I see him. It was never about fucking wrestling lol but I made him think it was simple console warring to misdirect him. It was always about trying to put a stop to the gangstalking raisin that he and the other jannies do to people. Ive wanted to tell everyone this for a long time. If I had posted this on 4cuck they would certainly have deleted it quickly but now the truth can be told.

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 18:36:53 №6004

>>5809
Someone is literally posting gay porn on /pw/ today. Good bet that it's this guy.

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/mlb/ FLAGS edition Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 22:50:30 №57 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

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Chud 04/27/25 (Sun) 19:25:11 №4937

rip superior /mlb/ and /sp/ :( stupid porn addicted 4cucks don't realize how superior this place is

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 03:18:04 №5015

>>4937
I'm a girl, thoughever

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:40:42 №5039

ngh…mfh

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 11:58:16 №5051

>>4937
/pw/ had the right idea to say here. The QoL is a lot better.
>FAGGets kek!

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 14:48:18 №5675

miss you guys

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 18:00:46 №5997

>>5675
They don't know how good we had it.

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Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 00:49:35 №5889 [Reply]

Aspie board? What is this?

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 00:56:19 №5895

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>>5889 (OP)
>Hey girl

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 01:34:48 №5930

thought asp stood for Asperger

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:21:00 №5947

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>>5889 (OP)
a board for /asp/ies to talk about all sports and by all sports I mean wrassling

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:29:18 №5953

>>5889 (OP)
It's a board for people with asbergers. No bully plz.

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Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 20:37:24 №5719 [Reply]

>tfw parents walk in on you watching aew dynamite

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 23:07:03 №5841

>>5719 (OP)
Why does AEW always assist on being gay?

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 23:41:18 №5847

>>5841
>>5841
Because their fans insist on having a gay product

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jade cargill story-line Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 20:52:22 №5817 [Reply]

made her stalk and put white shotas (19y) through tables. just make her stalk young white men and through them around and rape them.
maybe get roxanne perez as a side kick who wants to "eat white man ass" (polo blanco)

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 20:53:22 №5818

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basically every white guy is afraid to walk backstage because jade and roxanne are stalking and if they catch you, jade puts you through a table and rapes you and roxanne eats your asshole

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 20:55:59 №5820

>>5818
If they would actually do that, it would be the most interesting thing WWE has done in 20 years. Maybe longer.

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 21:07:18 №5823

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>>5820
>>5818
>>5817 (OP)
Make Swipe Right their primary targets and subvert their whole
>We are young gigachads that smash insane amounts of box
gimmick, and have them constantly running to hide from the Culo Crew

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 21:16:28 №5826

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>>5823
have them win some match getting put over over some stronger guys and then have them brutally RAPED by jade and roxanne, ambushed backstage tired after the match.
and just have them scream in agony, have the cum for real for kayfabe as jade is fucking them and roxanne is violently eating their assholes smiling