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 ā„–5776[Quote]

Tonight's show will emanate from the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, IA at 8 PM EST

*Aleister Black vs The Miz

*Randy Orton scheduled to appear live

*More to be announced

STREAMS

https://ppv.wtf/live/wwe/raw/25-04-28

https://strimsy.top/fight/WWEMondayNightRaw.php

https://baked.live/tv/Wrestling

 ā„–5777[Quote]

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woops, those streams are from last RAW. Will update later when they're up. Also if anyone know of any other streams and announced matches for the card then feel free to post them

 ā„–5778[Quote]

smack my dick

 ā„–5787[Quote]

I appreciate you not posting my stream. It's a comfy chat and not having jeets flood it and cause the site to crash like the old one did all the time is very nice.

 ā„–5788[Quote]

>>5787
Not sure what stream your talking about but go ahead and post a link. I'll include it for future gamethreads

 ā„–5791[Quote]

>>5788
I wasn't being ironic.

 ā„–5793[Quote]

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It's official, the TLC match from last week is the WWE's third five star match in 2025 according to the latest issue of WON. This means that 2025 WWE has more five star matches then they did from 1997-2011

RAISE YOUR FIST

 ā„–5795[Quote]

>>5793
Tony status?

 ā„–5798[Quote]

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I've read the script. Based Miz is going over bros

 ā„–5805[Quote]

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Not watching WWE but I'll give you a bump anyway.

 ā„–5816[Quote]

>>5805
if they think im gonna stay to 3AM to watch ADS every 3 minutes for a MIZ match and "Randy orton appearance" i really want to bash triple h's skull open.

you better be having jade cargill putting shotas through tables if you want me to watch ads for a live stream

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 ā„–5828[Quote]

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>>5776 (OP)
Aleister Black is not just dimes repellant, he's dimesproof. He's one of those guys who is carnying the industry by even being employed in it at all, like Andrade, and Keithly. There's a lot of bums and jobbers in the business, but these guys are like the most egregious examples. They aren't even nepo hires and that somehow makes it even worse.

 ā„–5838[Quote]

>>5833
Andrade is 100% a nepo hire. First in Mexico as part of his family and then in the US as Mr Charles Flair. The only reason he has ever been hired anywhere is because of who he was related to.

 ā„–5839[Quote]

>>5838
But what about his AEW run? Was that just the Elite hyping his Mexicred? Andrade's a weird case, because he has a great body, and he can do all the moves, but he FUCKING SUCKS because he absloute anti-charisma. He's a fucking charisma void. A charisma vaccuum.

 ā„–5842[Quote]

>>5839
>But what about his AEW run?
Literally to get Ric Flair to do something with AEW. As soon as Ric signed the deal and started slinging his weird mushroom juice Andrade was out the door.

 ā„–5843[Quote]

>>5842
Oh raisin, you're right. I like that the drawn out heatless feud with Andrade was what finally turned the AEW audience on Cody, and I really don't blame them.

 ā„–5845[Quote]

>>5843
Nah, the AEW crowd turned on Cody during the Anthony Agogo thing. Cody was "proud American, defending the US flag from the evil britraisin boxer nigger who stepped on it" and that was what made the AEW marks turn on Cody. It was a shame too, because I unironically really liked early AEW despite all the retardation and faggotry before the audience turned on Cody and Cody went into overdrive with the Codyverse raisin. Didn't help that the Anthony Agogo raisin happened right around the time Brandi and Kenny Omega started playing tug of war with the womeme's division books and Tony stepped in to take away all booking power from the EVPs and make himself a character.

To me peak AEW was the Cody vs Dustin match leading into the Dork Order feud with Brody Lee. Cody's "I need my brother" promo while they were both exhausted and covered in blood was absolute nectar and AEW was never able to get anywhere close to that kind of storytelling.

 ā„–5846[Quote]

>>5845
Early AEW was great. Around that time most fans were having WWEexhaustion so knowing there was an alternative was refreshing. I never expected them to be competition but at the very least to be decent and different than WWE.

 ā„–5849[Quote]

THEN
NOW
FOREVER
TOGETHER

 ā„–5850[Quote]

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YEAH

 ā„–5851[Quote]

LET ME JOB TO YA

 ā„–5852[Quote]

Monster pop for the Jobster

 ā„–5853[Quote]

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>>5852
He's over YEAH

 ā„–5854[Quote]

Dimeless Priest has go away heat with me, brother

 ā„–5855[Quote]

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>he mentioned muh familia

 ā„–5856[Quote]

>>5853
Is he the only guy on the roster who has enough charisma that he can job week after week and still be over?

 ā„–5857[Quote]

>>5856
YEAH

 ā„–5858[Quote]

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>>5856
I think so, just goes to show that charisma > ring skills in this business

 ā„–5859[Quote]

>>5858
great 400$ tickets for damian vs laknight
no jade raping white shotas
and where the hell is roxanne?

 ā„–5860[Quote]

>>5858
Wish Triple Gaytch would get a clue about this, but he never got over on Charisma and actively hated guys that did like Rock and Foley.

 ā„–5861[Quote]

>>5860
>hair loss ads on smackdown

 ā„–5862[Quote]

Combined age of 84 in the ring right now.

 ā„–5863[Quote]

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>show starts with a heatless jobbing of LA Dimes to Dimeless Priest

 ā„–5864[Quote]

What is Fraxioms gimmick?

 ā„–5865[Quote]

>>5864
getting stalked and raped by jade cargill
and then having his ass eaten by roxanne perez

 ā„–5866[Quote]

>ads ever 3 minutes
>on a damian vs laknight match

well this was clearly a wrestlemania level event
of course we need so many ads

 ā„–5867[Quote]

>>5864
Axiom is a power ranger who has to partner with a dimeless inbred anglo

Fraiser is a dimeless britwres fag who carnied people into thinking he is actually a wrestler by stripping down to his tighty whities.

 ā„–5868[Quote]

i love how they show ads taking 80% of the screen signalling that the match is that unimportant.
fucking hell triple geytch

 ā„–5869[Quote]

>>5866
American shows are cancer. This is why I never watch this raisin live.

 ā„–5870[Quote]

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Fucking ads but the new Liberty guy is over with me

 ā„–5871[Quote]

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and now cue Fatu running in

 ā„–5872[Quote]

>The Megaplex
That's pretty good, but I still think he should rename his elbow drop into the Name Drop.

 ā„–5873[Quote]

Someone need to tell Solo that he just aint it.
>None of the passion of Jacob
>None of the aura of the OTC
>Not even the fake title of his big bro
Solo was okay in NXT as the silent assassin, but he just don't got the main roster vibe.

 ā„–5874[Quote]

Did that camera srsly just miss the table spot?

 ā„–5875[Quote]

>>5874
'd 'o

 ā„–5876[Quote]

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coconut niggers come out strong

 ā„–5877[Quote]

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height mogged

 ā„–5878[Quote]

YES BOY

 ā„–5879[Quote]

>>5877
Me hanging out with my brother, our Mexican brother in law, and some weird british pedo who showed up for no reason.

 ā„–5880[Quote]

Big Dimes Bisping in the house

 ā„–5881[Quote]

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 ā„–5882[Quote]

God I hate USA network so much. We don't even get PiP here in the states.

 ā„–5883[Quote]

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parasites

 ā„–5884[Quote]

They are literally showing a commercial for the city of Los Angeles and it is just White man and their raisinskin paramours stepping over the homeless street raisins and pretending the White man doesn't want to commit sudoku.

 ā„–5885[Quote]

BASED AXIOM
Paul please don't fire Pretty Deadly, they are a great midcard act and you desperately need those.

 ā„–5886[Quote]

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meh

 ā„–5887[Quote]

How did Micchin avoid being future endeavored? She isn't just dimeless, she is anti-dimes.

STEINER MATH ALDIS

 ā„–5888[Quote]

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 ā„–5890[Quote]

>Crooked Zelina Vega
I love Chelsea so much bros

 ā„–5891[Quote]

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da snax is in the building

 ā„–5893[Quote]

So tonight's episode is basically HHH giving the people who are about to be fired one chance to see if they can get over, right?

 ā„–5896[Quote]

REAL BATTLECOW HOURS START NOW

 ā„–5897[Quote]

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>>5893
How could you fire someone with that smile?

 ā„–5898[Quote]

This Nia promo
>Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane.
lmao

 ā„–5899[Quote]

what did I miss?

 ā„–5900[Quote]

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we got plaid attire tiffy tonite

 ā„–5901[Quote]

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she does not make a good heel one bit

 ā„–5902[Quote]

>Naomi nigging it up
geg

 ā„–5903[Quote]

>Aldis nigging it up on behalf of Teddy

 ā„–5904[Quote]

>tag team match playa
>wink

love aldis

 ā„–5905[Quote]

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they piped in the crowd cheering his entrance

 ā„–5906[Quote]

>>5897
Nia was unironically beautiful before she got hit by a car, got addicted to percs, and got fat as fuck. There are pics out there of when she was 19 years old where she looked imminently fuckable. Just a little island bunny with a fetish for the BWC. Then the car wreck happened, drugs got involved, and the samoan gene's kicked in.

 ā„–5907[Quote]

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>>>5897
muh dick

 ā„–5908[Quote]

what kind of retarded accent does this bitch have? I've never heard this variation of ebonics

 ā„–5909[Quote]

>>5907
Absolutely wood, especially when you know she only fucked White boys until the accident and only fucks brown "people" since she got fat.

 ā„–5910[Quote]

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who's going over?

 ā„–5911[Quote]

>>5907
wtf, i hate car accidents now!

 ā„–5912[Quote]

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>>5910
Miz is going to lose, but smart marks know The Miz is the gatekeeper of WWE. Miz will do everything possible to get you over, if you can't get over with the Miz rub then you deserve to get future endeavored.

 ā„–5913[Quote]

No Ding is truly donged

 ā„–5914[Quote]

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>muh cawk

 ā„–5915[Quote]

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 ā„–5916[Quote]

>>5914
For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, "What might have been."

 ā„–5917[Quote]

I wonder if WWE will get so jewish that eventually all wrestlers will have to shill some product in their promos

 ā„–5918[Quote]

MeLikeyBlacks is so fucking dimeless. How the fuck do you let Miz outwork you in the ring when his entire point in the roster is to allow other people to go over him and look good?

>>5917
Nah, eventually they will reach the point of diminishing returns.

 ā„–5919[Quote]

Is The Miz the only wrestler who gets better the longer he wrestles? Everyone else seems to plateau around 25-30 but The Miz just keeps getting better the more years he gets under his belt.

 ā„–5920[Quote]

GOAT selling from Miz. Bettah than Flair Ong.

 ā„–5921[Quote]

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 ā„–5922[Quote]

Black won, but he failed the Miz test. His career in WWE will last as long as Zelina's contract does.

 ā„–5923[Quote]

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dime and a half

 ā„–5924[Quote]

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this is the main event?

 ā„–5925[Quote]

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>and it's not jew
jewscanbeluchadorsbros…

 ā„–5926[Quote]

>>5925
accidental pic but a good one to post again nonetheless

 ā„–5927[Quote]

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fuck is this

 ā„–5931[Quote]

>>5928
Zelina is going over because gaytch wants to give Black's plus one a W and Big dimes Piper is the LA Knight of the woman's division. Piper can take that L and still look like a million bucks

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