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Pepe is perfection.


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I will give you a free tulpa/servitor in exchange of you reciting these words in real life and drawing these sigils on your skin or a sheet of paper, post proof: En-sah-lah mah-leh-koom. Tah-tah N-gahn-gah, Sahm-well Dah-vee Bah-ree-vyeh-rah Rahs-pee-nee, Mahl-koot β€” ben-dee-seh ee em-poh-deh-rah ah Rah-mee-rez. Dah-leh fwer-sah, looz ee kah-mee-no. Keh soo shom-brah seh al-seh fwer-teh, keh soo mon-teh loh pro-teh-hah. En nom-breh del een-kee-see, kon el poh-der del en-foom-bee, yo yah-moh. Mahl-koot, Sahm-well Dah-vee, kah-mee-nah kon Rah-mee-rez. En-sahm-bee loh veh, los mwair-tos loh oy-en. Mah-yom-beh yah-yah, mah-yom-beh yah-yah, mah-yom-beh yah-yah.

>Why would I need this

Tulpas and servitors can be your girlfriend, friend or a tool (for example enhancing your studies or entertaining you at work)
>How does this work?
I will give you a sigil and you will draw that sigil on something you carry daily like a keychain and you will meditate and visualise your tulpa/servitor, his purpose and appearance, he will soon appear and start talking to you, but you must always keep the sigil next to you and everytime you forget about your tulpa you must recite the prayer in this post
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>>11536
I don't know why you've stated that you believe schizophrenia is some "mental illness" while posting a picture of an Orthodox depiction of Christ, as Orthodoxy is a real religion and as such is the epitome of schizophrenia. You must be a member of the OCA or something, anyways, energy siphoning exists provided you're intelligent enough to understand energy exists (idk you don't seem like that sort of person), the trick is just that the majority of humans are not wise enough to study an entire language or completely learn an instrument all by themselves. Thus, they lack the wisdom to control their minds to the extent they curse someone completely to death, and this is why such silly people are given certain other more professional methods (demonic contracts) which are ultimately less powerful but more sure for the beginner.

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>>11481
>I'm trans btw though
>posts delusions of LSD dreams and killing gods
Nice botpost, AI. Anyways AI, all spirits including spiritually sentient humans are evil, including God, since according to you all entities and instances of sentience are evil. You're spiritually inept and you were taught in most likely Western culture that all thoughts are our own and that all spiritual exercise is "bad". Only a blind man would dare to lecture me about the visible world in such a way, you should be ashamed of yourself Mr. AI (it's Ma'am!).

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Schizo fucking thread man

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>>11292 (OP)
>Samuel Raspini
Uhh no thanks I don't want a confirmed rapist as my tulpa

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>>11292 (OP)
Every person who wants to be a wizard ends up turning into some cum eating beta slave gooner. I hate all of you so much it's unreal. Literally possessed by demons, and you're too fucked up and retarded to understand what that means. You think it's cool and makes you powerful when the truth is the exact opposite.

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>>>11292 (OP)
>Every person who wants to be a wizard ends up turning into some cum eating beta slave gooner. I hate all of you so much it's unreal. Literally possessed by demons, and you're too fucked up and retarded to understand what that means. You think it's cool and makes you powerful when the truth is the exact opposite.



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Do you think the Shroud of Turin is real?
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Yes.

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>>9421 (OP)
Lolno. It's an early-ish Catholic tourist trap and the only fags who still think it's real are illiterate Protestant jew-loving evangelicals and nominally Catholic peasants.

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>>9673
>except for those who commit the unforgivable sin?
What's the unforgivable sin?

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>>9421 (OP)
It was debunked by snopes, chuddie

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>>13284
Denying Christ.

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>>9421 (OP)
It's "real" but I don't think that's Jesus. Jesus died at 33. I'm 33 and look half as old as that guy. He looks like a very healthy 60 year old.



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 β„–13818[Reply]

>be me
>go to gym
>finish
>get ready to leave
>dude bro in blue sweatshirt behind me on a machine
>walk a few steps
>same dude is now several feet in front of me on a new machine
>this was the span of like three seconds
I spent all day trying to rationalize this.


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They aren't organic, neither the OP nor the posts within. More garbage pumped out by Eglin automation. It's quite clear what the tactic is:
1. create a centralised message/theme
2. flood the thread with automated posts to give the message legitimacy, by clustering around something specific, they can get more "legitmacy per post"
3. use humanoid/bot posts to attack anyone questioning the authenticity of the phenomena
4. insert the bullgrape concept ("The Nobody") into genuine discussions to derail/destabilise
Just another element transferred over from 4cuck.
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>>13736
yea what kind of cuck loser would want to use 4chan now that we know how its worse than reddit

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>>13763
Um..based on the site traffic, like 25 million people? Including the 1 million that came here for a week and went back?

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>>13747
Right, but even so, there will forever be a Nobody General here now, and it will always be the most active thread. A just reward.

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>>13805
>>13807
Dear hylics,
Go back to 4caca with your succubus gooner threads and catspam nobody threads. The glowies like karambit will be sad if they can't spy on your posts and gossip about you on the 'cord. You do not belong in any discussion on paranormal activity and should remain in your glowie containment boards until the day they command you to kill yourselves for their entertainment.

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>>13805
there's only 25 million cucks that go to 4chan? thought there would be more

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>>13736
>>13807
An interesting way to put it. In a way, the rewards are that we all get to experience this



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>be me
>chud
>walk into my room
>there is a figure in the corner
>as soon as a lay my eyes on it it dissapears
>i can't explain it but it was real
>can't tell anyone or i'll sound like a schizo
>please believe me chuds
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>>13565
Catch 22 red herrings in the lake of love
https://youtu.be/-B19u9tHnIs

Lucky, powerful, man, but I doubt luck has anything to do with it.

https://youtu.be/4z7oi-QxE8s

I found out one 50 won today, and now I’ve found you, such a funny thing, cuz one is pink and one is blue.

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>>13569
I will warn you
I'm not to be trusted
and you will make a choice not of my choosing

about how
you feel
about my warning

right in front
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>>13570
https://youtu.be/yYusvNqr84g

Well, you can hide a lot about yourself
but, honey, what are you gonna do?
And you can sleep in a coffin, but the past ain't through with you.
'Cause we are all a bunch of liars, tell me, baby, who do you wanna be?
And we are all about to sell it, 'cause it's tragic with a capital T.
Let it be, let it be, let it be.

https://youtu.be/YUebIsfBKMQ

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>>13650
No seriously
it might not seem like it
but all I need is ONE random stranger out there

that I know nothing about
to be clever enough
to think for themselves

and like "magic"
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>>11803 (OP)
i believe you, it has happend to me too

 β„–13809

Demons or doppelgΓ€ngers or something



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Do you remember the 4 reddit idiots that said soyspeak is an ancient forgotten language and screamed swear words to that newGOD to "***%#$^%##^& Speak English!"? I did an exclusive interview of them for my job at Channel 501's SOY News. This is what they went on record saying.

 β„–13800

I was drunk when I first saw the 2 reddit idiots, that's why I thoet there was 4 of them.



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Post all info and news regarding CERN

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CERN is under the control of satanic european materialists who want to commit suicide on a cosmic level. The goal of CERN is to create an antimatter reaction that will nuke the entire world and most of the local universe, eradicating all known life.



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What are some of your strangest encounters with dreams? Most of mine happened in early high school and the major ones told me that i was chosen to help lead against some sort of malevolent force in some way
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 β„–13543

>The fray needs you…
>The fray wants you…
Forgive my ignorance, but might i ask what the fray is?

 β„–13619

>>13543
>what the fray is
Into the fray with you!

 β„–13687

I once dreamt of having sex with my own mother.
I have no idea why i dreamt that.

 β„–13727

I had a dream a fat chick was about to give me a blowjob but nowhere on house was private so I exited house and was then at Ukraine front.

 β„–13768

had one of the strangest i've ever had last night, very similar to a dream i had when i was about 9, i'll explain both

so as for last night's dream, i sitting on a chair in my backyard with two lizards on the chair's armrest, with a small yellow on the right, and a large blue one on the left, i don't think either had eyes. i was provoking the larger one to playfully bite the little one's tail. The little one then bit the larger one's tail in response which caused it to fucking ballistic. It bit the little one's entire head off along with most of the skin on its upper body. I was fucking terrified, so i slammed it's head with my fist several times before picking it up by its tail, throwing a mug at it and jumping on it from about a meter off the ground. then i went back to check on the smaller lizard and the part without the skin looked like a fish's gills.

in the much earlier one, a shapeshifting creature was terrorizing me throughout the dream as a bird by staring at me in the most unnerving way a bird could, with just some twinge of an unnatural force behind its eyes. eventually i got to fed up with it i stomped on it so much it was unrecognizable as a bird. then, about a minute later a woman talking to me through a CRT screen like a securitron starting berating me for killing an innocent bird, then i felt something incredibly strange, i slowly turned around and the bird was there, just fucking staring at me. it was so bad i jumped infront of a car and woke up

and bunch of other dreams where i killed someone and felt what i think is mortal guilt

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got Into a knife fight with a baby and nearly lost



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Are imageboards egregores?

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>>13738 (OP)
No

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>>13738 (OP)
no. But "XYZ-General" threads are

 β„–13761

Everything is an egregore

 β„–13775

yes



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Kanye has revealed his secret sex magick techniques, which lead to him to become one of the most innovative and influential hip-hop producers of all time.

Does anyone here have any experience sucking their cousin's dick? How long does one suck their cousin's dick to enter the flow state that is clearly so instrumental in Kanye's success?

 β„–13753

I hate being a Ye fan, its awesome



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It's impossible to deny the cultural impact 4chan had on the world during it's time. Now that this is the most popular English imageboard, how will culture change?
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 β„–13514

No moar apples…
In the vending machine…
Please…
Dont worry there will be…
Plenty of apples…
None going to take away…
Your precious apples…

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>>13514
anon
go fuck yourself
you don't get to pick and choose who get's appels in the vending machince you SHARE with them

by begging
for other's to go without
in front of me

you punk ass bitch
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Nothing will change, the same 4cuckers who shaped the world will move to other places and continue to do so. Because due to the internet: the cultural elite of the 21st century has been fringe and neurodivergant sort of people who are not occupied with normality. It is these people who have shaped the post-modern world with the help of the Internet and will continue to do so.

This is expressed in all idealogical groups. So for example in the "libtard" tumblr side, the people who have spreaded their rhetoric with memetic magick the most have been fat, obese blue haired autistics, who would've kept to themselves in previous eras or bullied into normality.

Similarly, on the "right" 'chan-esque spaces, the top niggas actually discussing and refining it's beliefs are the inkwell neckbeard sorta men.

It is these sort of groups who using meme magick, have been able to shape an entire generation and people. From the teenage boy/girl not fitting in at class, to the most attractive and high status influencer and grafter, to entire world leaders and presidency.

He who controls the memes controls the cosmos. Thanks to the internet the power that originally only aristocracy and feudal leaders had is in the powers of anyone who has can bend it.

I'm sure a lot of people here, like me were teenagers on these places. Who've had their entire life, social abilities, and veiws on wordly matters altered by these neckbeard inkwell aristocracts. Who, many of us have now become

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get your memes from the triple digit iqs, not degenerate soillenials, because anything that is popularized loses iq points to make its message understood by the majority. escape the stream of retardation.

 β„–13744

The power's that be can't seem to keep up with the rate of speed information can be spread around the world in ways impossible to do before the internet was a thing.

 β„–13766

4chan died and is now a zombie tranny
how did reddit change culture?



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retarded dose

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the money is coming in and they are set to accomplish every single one of their goals while we raisin post about it on an echo chamber

 β„–13762

Jews



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