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>be me
>chud
>walk into my room
>there is a figure in the corner
>as soon as a lay my eyes on it it dissapears
>i can't explain it but it was real
>can't tell anyone or i'll sound like a schizo
>please believe me chuds

 β„–11809[Quote]

I believe you, what did it look like?

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>>11809
this is the closest image i could find, it was less human shaped though more like energy shaped. and when i briefly looked at it, it was almost as I wasn't supposed to and my eyes natural reaction was to divert my gaze

 β„–11820[Quote]

Not even hard to believe.
I had an enounter with a gargantuan ghastly being riding a chariot and a pack of many spirit dogs barking along side of it.
It charged at this real dog chilling at a restaurant near the borderand it went berserk.
It was kind of weird seeing ethereal beigns pestering a stray dog that found refuge

 β„–11835[Quote]

>>11803 (OP)
>>11803 (OP)
Sorry, bro. I had to go raisin

 β„–11836[Quote]

>>11817
Very unsettling, was this random, or had you been doing anything that could have brought this on?

 β„–11850[Quote]

>>11836
I never really believed all the schizos in /x/ before this encounter. I am not sure what I did to trigger this. Has this entity been with me my whole life? Or was this a one time thing? I am not sure what to believe anymore. This happened 3 days ago and I cannot stop thinking about it

 β„–11858[Quote]

I have also seen this sort of thing
>be me
>cleaning my hallway mirror, look to my side away from mirror
>look back at mirror to continue cleaning
>notice a very tall white sort of humanoid shaped thing in the mirror in my living room
>instantly look
>gone

I have another
>be me
>be walking out of room in old house
>can see across hallway, down stairs and the other hallway infront of the door
>in this hallway there for a second is a weird hunched creature, gollum esque but grimacing
>it runs into the wall and disappears

weird raisin man

 β„–11864[Quote]

>>11850
Unfortunately, going on /x/ is enough to attract all sorts of paranormal raisin to you, and it's not even something you can undo. Even if you didn't believe in any of this stuff you've now exposed yourself to it. When I first started browsing /x/ I thought they were all schizos, now I know most of it is true. If you don't want things like this to go further I would stop browsing paranormal raisin. But, it is a fruitful path, so I'm not saying quit, just be cautious.

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>>11864
I guess I'm protected then, because I don't really get any paranormal happenings despite posting on /x/.

I used to, though. A poltergeist tickled me several times.

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>>11866
How much of your day to day would you say is dedicated to the paranormal? If you're only paranormal pursuit is /x/ you might be okay.

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>>11867
My day to day life isn't very dedicated to the paranormal in terms of things I do besides occasionally discussing it.

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>>11869
You probably don't have too much to worry about then

 β„–11873[Quote]

>>11871
When would I have to start worrying

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>>11873
When you start actually trying things out yourself, if you don't read any kind of occult texts, if you start things will pick up, trying magic, astral projecting. The more things you do, the higher the risk. Thinking about it too much can do it too. The spirit world notices you the more you do, if you're only peripherally interested in the paranormal it will feel the same about you. Don't dabble if you don't want things to go too far.

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>>11874
About astral projecting / lucid dreaming… I have difficulty with it. It's like I'm artificially being suppressed. I've tried, and a couple times sorta slightly succeeded.

Back in 2020 I used to get glowing phosphene visions that turned into symbols and things like that, now there's still the eigengrau static but no signal

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>>11878
What methods have you used? I got good at lucid dreaming and could offer you some tips if you like?

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>>11897
the active dreaming one from montalk.net, and listening to hemi sync

 β„–11921[Quote]

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You will never see that entitiy again.
In the name of our saviour Jesus Christ.
He demands it. Entity, find god.

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>You will never see that entitiy again.
>In the name of our saviour Jesus Christ.
>He demands it. Entity, find god.\

I command the egregoric parasite inside of you ejects itself

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>>11923
>egregoric
You have no power here.

 β„–11927[Quote]

>>>11923
>>egregoric
>You have no power here.

where are your miracles? where are your fruits? why doesnt your lord speak to you?

get duped you fucking retard and go live in yahwehs belly and be one with your god

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>>11927
keep seething. OP's problem is solved.

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>>>11927 (You)
>keep seething. OP's problem is solved.

as i thought christcuck yahweh neural network wrongthink detected brain shutdown initiated

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>>11930
Fancy set of wording, but as I've said, this case is done.
I've sent that entity back to eternity and OP will not be bothered again.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o8Qqfu1pwQ
/thread

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>>11919
Have you tried doing it during the day?

 β„–12336[Quote]

>>12335
Day and night, back in 2020 I used to get phosphene visions, think like looking at an oscilloscope/vectorscope screen in a dark room
It seems wake back to bed has some level of efficacy, I'll need to look through my dream recall logs

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>>12336
There was only one way I could get it to work, constant reality checks, and incremental napping. So, around two hours after waking up I would lie down on the sofa, I would have the TV on in the background, and I would set an alarm for 20 minutes later, and then I would snooze that every 10 minutes for about 40 minutes. This method gave me the craziest lucid dreams ever, the sound in the background really helps for some reason, I couldn't get this method to work without it. The snoozing gives you constant control. And even if you don't manage to go fully lucid the dreams are mental. It took me two weeks of constant reality checking to get this to work, but once I'd got it, it was very reliable.

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>>12341
I'll try this method

 β„–13549[Quote]

>>11803 (OP)
okay
so you have a story to tell
that you alone can tell

and getting anyone to believe you
is a burden
you alone have to deal with

>cool that works out for me


as I didn't just see a figure in the corner of my room
I imagined that I can only call an "entity"
existing outside of my mind for reals

not a god
weaker then that
so "entity"

*shrugs*

where I had no control over it
so ya know what I did
being the dumbass I really am

I used my own mind to reach out
to this enity
I imagined on my own in ways only I could

and dared it
to possess my mind
in a fight to the death

unable
to take back
that "life choice"

even if my very existence depended on it
so tell your story then
in front of me

as my story
is not
the same as yours

and any fights I picked
are my problem to deal with
not yours

instead
your problem
is any fights you picked that I didn't

duh…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTp2fVBZG1A

 β„–13555[Quote]

even if you don't like me
if your mom does
you're okay with that

right?

:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ3XMOdOdKM

 β„–13556[Quote]


 β„–13557[Quote]

>>13556
if you had any idea
the "mental gymtansics"
I had to pull off in order to post this video

witout a female side
you would be
bat raisin crazy

right in front of everyone
who just thinks I'm lying
about not having a female side

since they believe
everyone does
and I'm just lying

when I say I don't
whelp
I wouldn't have to do what I'm doing

and you'd be alot more useful
then you are
at the moment

*shrugs*

 β„–13558[Quote]


 β„–13560[Quote]

>>13558
Somehow you posting vantacoal all night is still better than 8chan

 β„–13561[Quote]

>>13560
if you are so bored
with the rest of reality
I seem interesting

who's fault
is that
again

hmm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LlQTlnhLq8

 β„–13563[Quote]

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>>13561
:)
Good question.

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>>13563
it's your fault
that's who's
doesn't even matter who is reading this

as I'm what's known
in the "narrative sense"
as "red herring"

the ONE thing
you can be certain of
is whatever is going on

it's NOT
what I say
is going on

doesn't even matter
who is reading
my words

including myself
when I read my own posts
in hindsight

*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

I mean duh
since when
does the "skeptic" figure everything out in ways the believers can't

hmm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSRjWm4oZIs

 β„–13569[Quote]

>>13565
Catch 22 red herrings in the lake of love
https://youtu.be/-B19u9tHnIs

Lucky, powerful, man, but I doubt luck has anything to do with it.

https://youtu.be/4z7oi-QxE8s

I found out one 50 won today, and now I’ve found you, such a funny thing, cuz one is pink and one is blue.

 β„–13570[Quote]

>>13569
I will warn you
I'm not to be trusted
and you will make a choice not of my choosing

about how
you feel
about my warning

right in front
of everyone who isn't you
who just instantly knew to not trust me

like they didn't have to think about it
they just read my words
and automatically could tell

I'm not trust worthy
just like
I planned

:D

 β„–13650[Quote]

>>13570
https://youtu.be/yYusvNqr84g

Well, you can hide a lot about yourself
but, honey, what are you gonna do?
And you can sleep in a coffin, but the past ain't through with you.
'Cause we are all a bunch of liars, tell me, baby, who do you wanna be?
And we are all about to sell it, 'cause it's tragic with a capital T.
Let it be, let it be, let it be.

https://youtu.be/YUebIsfBKMQ

 β„–13740[Quote]

>>13650
No seriously
it might not seem like it
but all I need is ONE random stranger out there

that I know nothing about
to be clever enough
to think for themselves

and like "magic"
nothing I say
will effect 100% of everyone

promise

:D

>Looking at you OP (still trying to figure out how to get folks to believe you about stuff impossible to explain to anyone including yourself?!?)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGQboiJ4Yk

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>>11803 (OP)
i believe you, it has happend to me too

 β„–13809[Quote]

Demons or doppelgΓ€ngers or something



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