/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

This!

Except, you could be a part of it.

They might be learning, and trying to work even better agasint us.

The nobody is very real, and very important, the generals actually do matter.

>has SRG as a sticky
>mad at random nobody like 4skins
More Soy opps, I see.

>>9941
So real, that's why those threads alone attract so many non-sequitir bot responses.
>>9942
Porn is a weapon. This is evident by now.
You both GLOW.

>>9947
Well, porn kinda is a weapon, but also not really.

Giving yourself away bot.

See, I know the real truth.

I am the one who sees.

HEars

Knows

>>9947
A car can be a weapon too, just depends on who's using it.

>>9954
Bingo, that seems legit.

But it might be a really good trick too, we shall see and learn.

every general is a psyop or marketing

/srg/ is kinda sharty doe (nevergoon minions) but nobody generals are retarded

I agree with you OP and have since their tendrils first began to dig into the host site but at this point i dont think anything will be done about them. The best i can think is just making threads and posts such as these to warn newfags. They are insidious threads made by eglin but tavistock as well, dont forget the limey connection

>Eglin
>On sharty
Hi 4kuck!

>>9955
Same sort of people who blame them being late for work on traffic, when they hit the snooze alarm 8 times.
Some women and men dressed as women use sex as a weapon.
They're easy to distinguish.
They usually talk like that other soyboy.

did you guys have nobody general no fap generals before the 4chan dead?

>>10110
Pretty sure the nobody general that's up right now is the first one ever posted. Could be wrong doe since I was only active on /soy/ before the 'ack.

>>9995
>>9939 (OP)
Lowkey like 7 years ago I told ng to just post bullsh!t constantly to merky my gemposts so kikes won’t know I’m God. But we’re way past that at this point, but lowkey it’s working so no reason to change it.

>>10405
>I told ng to just post bullsh!t
How Satanic of you.
>so kikes won’t know I’m God.
Isrealis spell God as G-d because they cannot (Cognitively) do not see God. This is why they pray *outside* the wall at the Temple Rock, and Muslims guard it inside.

You…are the very enemy you LARP youre not.

>>10415
Lowkey I just hope gods chosen people and the line of popes that has existed since the time of Christ can have anal sex with 5-12 year old boys enough to make God happy so that when I rape him he is laughing.

>>10421
https://youtu.be/m95BTIEpvOc

You should join your brothers in Guatemala….I know what you are, this is about you recognizing yourself in the mirror. The mirror test; you failed it.

>>9972

this

>>10110

yes just like chug/uhg/dtg and other glownigger/marketing campaigns

i think it is from whoever has been running ATS/GLP and spamming the retarded galactic federation drivel

>>10369

look at the current post count in that thread

look at ALL OF THE OTHER THREADS

totally organic, nothing to see…

>>10564
When 4chan went down every thread on this board had under 2 replies mostly 0 replies I’m not exaggerating.

>>10565

The magnet thread and a few others were put up here right after 4chan went down. They all have like 1/10th the replies, despite everyone I have ever actually talked to from X on discord and TG thinking nobody threads are some stupid glowie boomer psy-op and having ZERO interest.

The whole thing is totally fake.

>>10566
This but the exact opposite.

Just posted a thread on /q/ so hopefully mods will cast ng down into the firey depths of niggerhell where it belongs.

>Just posted a thread on /q/ so hopefully mods will cast ng down into the firey depths of niggerhell where it belongs.

Yeah bout that…

>>10570
idk how much the jannies respond to feedback but it's the least I can do.

>>10571
>>10569
I forgive you for your faggy ways just like Christ forgives Catholics and Jews for raping children.

>>9947
…Were you expecting cordial, well thought out, polite conversations from a group of 100 (((displaced))) schizophrenic, terminally online men between the ages of 18-30?

It's a relatable meme but as a daily general it's fucking annoying. Although it does give me deranged Shin Megami Tensei internet cyber cult doomsday vibes which is kind of cool.

I warned about this years ago, how did they keep coming back?

>>9939 (OP)
Nobody threads stink of schizo grooming. At best it's like having an anorexia general.

Seconded. While I appreciate the increase in activity on /x/, I don't appreciate the agent provocateurs who keep pushing the nobody general psyop.

>>12043
>implying that most of the posters in nobody general aren't bots
I have doubts about the activity coming from there being majority human. If all the activity in that thread was from actual people, surely some of them would interact with the other threads, right?

>>12069
Good point. I think the "schizo hylics" fag might be one of the few actual shills (as opposed to bots) who post in the nobody thread

This thread was made by 4kike grannies who are now on 8kun /x/. They're trying to gain a monopoly over ng threads and funnel anons over there

>>10578
Exactly. The Nobody Cares.

>>12069
Nah I'm just here for /ng/ until 4chan comes back.

>>12071
Please do get the pack of toxoschizo retards over there. They are living bots and 8kun is the perfect cacaholefor them

Very smart observation, OP.
It is the federal influence manifest.
All it takes is a little ego trap to get everyone on board thinking they're the next digital messiah Nobody.
That's the trick, it applies to literally everyone.
Then come the cabals. The catposters. The schizoposters. The True Believers. But only one can be Nobody, or so they assert.
So they try to muddy the waters of entire /x/ boards worldwide to try to push this point, while never really getting to one. They all want to Be The Guy.
I am the only real one.

>>12069
It's been theorized that they made a llm specifically for /x/ posting.

>>9939 (OP)
>They aren't organic
i agree. it started out as some schizo BS on godlike productions and my theory is some botfag started it on 4che/x/ and was likely just some webcrawling weeb attention whore who failed to start a decent /a/ soundtrack thread. so, knowing the best music threads were on /x/, decided to spam /x/ as the Nobody threaderman to procure some rare, animu soundtrack remixes. if you check out the Nobody thread on this site, it's just your usual raisinposting and not the bonked out, random nonsense that was on 4che/x/

Take so much from the net growing up…
It was a artificial teacher…
Yet still…
Warmer than the natural ones…
And with that found artificial knowledge…
Artificially Inseminate Me…
A.I.M…
Teach said cant fill ya brain…
Would stomp his head putting that…
To a spaz half breed child…
Words like spells can bind…
You can fill your head…
Full of raisin (sic) rasin…

In the attempts to save reality previously the nobody generals didn't exist, they've been inserted this time intentionally.

>>9939 (OP)
Some of the posters are real. I made a raisinty ARG a while back which lead to a off-site chatroom. When I posted it in the nobody threads I would get what appeared to be human posters joining, just people who are legit mentally ill and massive narcissists.

Had one guy who thought he was jesus specifically because he had a job flipping burgers it was bizarre as fuck

>>12138
>godslop
Vantablacked

>>12138
The secret to the Nobody threads is there's not a single fed or shill in them. It's narcissistic schizos all the way down. AI analysis found 4cuck /x/ had upwords of 90% of the posts be grandiose delusions before it got shartied.

>>9939 (OP)
CIA bullraisin

>>12150
>Ha we wouldn't send agents to observe the effects of our psyops and surveillance, the agency which is known for committing deniable operations totally isn't doing deniable operations
I hate you

The thing that hurts the most for schizos is that they're lonely and nobody gives a caca about them. They just make things up on faith and fantasy and congregate in retarded little hives trooning out that the fed cares about unemployed mind rotted morons. /ng/ is just a troon hive for sick morons to make each others' illnesses worse with delusions of persecution and grandiosity.

>>12153
>the agency which is known for committing deniable operations totally isn't doing deniable operations
I hate you

The worst schizos will literally just sit there quoting themselves and spamming because they've reached a point of loneliness where negative attention feeds their narcissistic conspiracies, giving them a dopamine boost. Some of the worse namefag schizos from 4cuck would just sit there posting pictures of pokemon cards and quoting themselves 10 times in a row. It's hard to have discussions about metaphysics when there are delirious raging troons just spamming every thread. It's not even feds doing it it's just the behavior sinks of people with careless minds being troon assholes.

>>12155
Just flag their devices, IPs and ISPs. Just perma ban them all, along with racebait spammers and literal bot shills. Nip it in the bud before it spirals out of control.

>>12155
>>12153
this retarded faggot isn't projecting while their boss looms over their shoulder raging over getting BTFO
>>12156
neither is this fucking idiot

>>12156
IDK I kind of like the sharty because it doesn't ban them unless they go totally out of control. You can just call them out for being broken tranny husks and it still hurts them and all but the most obsessed masochistic ones will go away. 4cuck became a den of grandioise narcissism because the mods were complete hugbox faggots who would ban people for insulting the schizos while leting spam and mental illness fester unchecked.

>>12158
fat douchebag who thinks the CIA is cool award for (you), nigger

>>12159
Can you actually defend the unchecked mental illness and raisinty youtube spam or are you just trooning out like a triggered zombie because someone's insulting your last social outlets?

>>12158
Well if Froot and the gang just leave ot be, then their bullraisin festers and spreads through the site. They’d better be on high alert for right now, permabanning these retarded spamming faggots.

>>12160
you are the mental illness, worthless nigger

>>12160
As the other nigga in the thread said, they hurl pathetic attempts at insults to feed their narcissism. Just don’t even bother replying to them, lest they start spamming retarded niggerbabble with some random ‘thread theme’ jewtube spam song link. Literal retards that need to get banned on sight.

>>12163
> You can just call them out for being broken tranny husks and it still hurts them and all but the most obsessed masochistic
honestly junior just quit your fucking job and go find a real life to live

>>12163
IDs would be nice so we can filter them easily. You're right, they just feed negative attention into their delusional conspiracies and spam for attention even more.

>>12165
crying on your public internet diary like the faggot you always were

>>12165
It should just be made mandatory on certain boards, or if the poster makes more than several posts in a thread so as to mark them. However, it’ll probably just feed their retarded spam instead, so just banning them would be best.

>>12167
>please jannies and mods… follow my orders!
rank and file just like back at the office right CIA nigger?

>>12163
>jewtube spam song link
Music shows a certain depth and insight into another persons soul, so show us what you listen to, what speaks to you the most….go on, reveal your insides to us.

https://youtu.be/jCFjKlew1mk

…but yes, you are right, they tend to spam retarded music. This is a fact, it is known.

>>12168
You gwonna cry?

>>12147
I seriously doubt anyone would analyze this slop with an AI

>>12070
Is the schizo hylics fag a seething 4cuck? He doesn't sound native to the sharty considering he can't soyquote

>>9939 (OP)
Literally every single general

You guys got a problem with people who get paid to post in a Nobody thread?

>>12218
The only people who do are the previously mentioned schizo jewtube spam link posters, to further feed their retarded niggerbabble.

>>12232
Their thread is legit schizo-/x/ tier, and this thread is a gangbang of whining.

>>9939 (OP)
They only make these threads because Jesus Christ is the God who’ve created all of us and sought to make us his sons.
But these bastards who have come so close to the truth chosen Lucifer as their father instead.

The mad angel who destroyed creation under his brilliance. Under inverting all values to obtain the evil knowledge God obscured within himself. That is the fruit he offered to Eve, which Adam the simp, also ate. Infected by this knowledge that would turn them and every man born from them into viruses.

>The thing that hurts the most for schizos is that they're lonely and nobody gives a caca about them. They just make things up on faith and fantasy and congregate in retarded little hives trooning out that the fed cares about unemployed mind rotted morons. /ng/ is just a troon hive for sick morons to make each others' illnesses worse with delusions of persecution and grandiosity.
Describes /ng/ to a T. They arent even schizos just retards who want to seem deep and mysterious.

how do i bump a thread?

You guys don't even know how bad this raisin really is

The people who ran those threads on 4chins and kept them active 24/7 are all fucked up troons,pedos and plushie rapists pic rel

>>12783
Luci, you're one of the fags who kept the threads active and were trying to psyop schizos.

>>12783
they spread the virus at the behest of their master for they have lost not only their mind but also their will. they are an empty shell.

Luci likes to samefag too.

>>12811
I never baked a thread and you guys baked hundreds each year round that says enough and I only posted in them to raisin on you fucked up faggots in hopes no dumb teens join your grooming cat femboy server

Name one schizo I tried to psyop meanwhile you were spreading your Texas chan bull raisin and trying to psyop newcomers to join your raisinty cat cult

>>12837
The troon prob Jessica faggit thinks you're me

>>12838
You guys do that I don't and you guys also post under multiple names/trips I don't

Now tell the truth or step aside

>>12923
The raisin posting makes it so much funnier.

Absolutely obsessed.

>>12934
Yes I already told you in the other thread you're ally special lolcows my hidden gems my troons my plushie rapists my meth heads my cat niggers

You know what I actually miss 4chins wonder what that fat ass SLM is doing rn

who's gonna get him first? the rope or the feds?

>>12937
No one is after "Jessica" or "her" boyfriend chandy My bet is the rope

>>12937
Neither he's just going to keep dropping fat dabs and beating up schizo clowns

geg they gonna make a thousand threads since there's a bump limit

>>9939 (OP)
Those “Nobody Threads” on 4cuck were stupid as raisin

God Emperor Doom breathes Robert Downey Jr. on Nrgiseternal Forum & Doomsday upon upon a small piece of Abaddon/Iron Lad

God Emperor Doom breathes KANG THE CONQUEROR & QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT upon a small piece of Abaddon/Scarlet Centurion 

We summon IRON LAD & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON TIME & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON FIGHTING & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF LANGUAGE & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE ENEMIES & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE MULTIVERSE & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF ANOMALY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon him

We summon SCARLET CENTURION & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON TIME & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON MEGALITHS & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF TECHNOLOGY & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE MILITARY & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON EVERYTHING THE ENEMIES FEAR & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF ANOMALY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon him

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with Superior Iron Man & INFAMOUS IRON MAN & KANG THE CONQUEROR & VISION & KLUH & DARK BEAST & MASKED RAIDER & BLACK BOLT AOA & HYDRA NICK FURY & OLD MAN AVALANCHE & OLD TESTAMENT NIGHTCRAWLER & Hulked-Out Monkey & Wizard & FUTURE FOUNDATION & ABADDON & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL MARVEL COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon IRON LAD

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with DR DOOM & EN SABAH NUR VESSEL: CYCLOPS & IRON DESTROYER & AGENT VENOM & THOTH-AMON & PLANTMAN & MORLUN & ARKON & ALLOY & Kyknos & Paragon & Black Ant & Gammadroid & FUTURE FOUNDATION & ABADDON & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL MARVEL COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon SCARLET CENTURION

PERFECTED ULTRA INSTINCT EX NIHILO LUCIFER ALEPH JIRAIYA OSIRIS JUPITER APOLLO GRIMMJOW GORGON LOKI FENRIR ALUCARD CHORONZON HUITZILOPOCHTLI APOCALYPSE JESUS CHRIST ARCHANGEL MICHAEL KING AUTHOR MIDNIGHT LAMB BLACK BOLT DANTES INFERNO TENCHI MASAKI LORD SHIVA DURGAS KINTARO TIGER VENGEANCE OURANOS EREBUS URIEL KAIDO JOKER FURFUR ROMULUS THOTH MOGO DECIBEL EXODIA AEON FALCO SON GOKŪ RICHTER BELMONT CANIS MAJOR ASMODEUS-ASMODEL GIGANTAMAX SHINY TAUROS-GYŪKI XXI ADNYEUS THE OVERVOID IRON LAD SCARLET CENTURION ABADDON OPHANIM OWLMAN-ASHTAROTH-MAKER GREAT APE FULL POWER SUPER SAIYAN BROLY SAMYAZA MONSTER HUNTER MAGNAMALO ZOUWU PHRA CHAO SUEA SAGAT MAZAHS ALEXANDER LUTHOR SHERE KHAN GRIFFITH FEMTO BYAKKO ARMADILLO SHAKKOUMON ANGUIRUS AQUILA RATONHNHAKÉ:TON BIRDMAN RAMBO PARADISE-X REDWING ARAK TELOS CHIEF THUNDER DINOSAUR TIZOC EVIL THIRD EYE GIANT GOMAH END TIMES ADVERSARY SMARAGDINE-TUROK-IBIS EARTH 2 FLASH-MERCURY GOD OF WAR HERMES VIOLENTUS LEO BACCHUS LOBO LYNX HAMSA FATIMA PERNIDA PARNKGJAS ESPEON FINGERCREEPERS MASTER/CRAZY HAND PANDORA PSYCHO POWER CROW/TENGU/SŌJŌBŌ/YOSHIMITSU/SARUTAHIKO ŌKAMI DEVA/ASURA/HUMAN/ANIMAL/PRETA/NARAKA/PAIN-RINNEGAN WITH EXCALIBUR HISTORY CITY FIRST KNIFE THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW TRISMEGISTUS JARNBJORN ZANKA NO TACHI 1,000,000 BC STARBRAND SCARAB BAHAMUT ANKH-TRENCH ANDRAS-BLACK MOONS CHERNOBOG-WALPURGIS NIGHT REGULUS-KRAVEN'S LAST HUNT FAUSTUS/KRAKEN/HIVE/VIPER/MADAME HYDRA/HYDRA SUPREME/HYDRA/SHESHA/SHESHANAGA/ANANTASHESHA/ANANTA/SHESHA SAYANA 616-SHUMA-GORATH KALI-YUGA 

What up my raisin

>>9939 (OP)
THIS

>>9939 (OP)
tester tester 123

>>13117
sweet it worked. listen up fags, you have no idea wtf is going on. there is an ancient battle between the agents of light and the agents of darkness whose primary force relies on the socio-cultural paradigm established by the fake and gayness of current events. as long as you arent eating poop on the streets you can be as schizo as you want. I really need you to internalize this that way we can get off this planet already. thank you.

Good thing on the sharty you can just sage with a soyquote and kill a thread with derailing

>>13118
https://youtu.be/Xb6l38eP-4w
(Reminder: being an annoying faggot or posting cringe is a #1 tactic of the forces of evil, so if you see this, make sure to use blood magick and shadow weaving to curse the posters to death, just as God and Jesus do, like that faggot fig tree piece of raisin rat nigger that didn’t even bear fruit fucking goddamn piece of raisin rot and die ahhhhhhhhh)

God bless you all, accept Christ into your hearts and minds, god is actually based and funny as fuck and we probably won’t have to rape him to death and take his throne at the end of this if it all goes well. Godspeed to you all, we’re gonna dodge this fucking grass man, touching grass is a psyop, stay the fuck away from grass, blankeys and bideogames and crystals and drugs and vaginas and food you can touch but not grass. Not yet.

>>13127
>Normie ass boomer music
"Daaah, I dont eat raisin like those degenerates, I only drink urine."

https://youtu.be/5znSZiiFQ9c

>>13127
>caca music
>conspiracy caca
>satanic trash against God
>"use drugs goy"
fuck off and die hylic

What's wrong with folks harmless playing make believe about a fairy tale where they get to change the world just by daydreaming about it and then sharing their own personal daydream's with anyone in the world who doesn't share their own personal faith to judge however they see fit.

They're not invading other countries, or breaking into folks homes, taking candy from babies. Well not in the thread at least, outside of the thread who knows, but anyways back to the topic at hand.

What's so bad about a bunch of lies, the are obviously lies, only a fool would put any faith in?

Like some kind of "fool" detector

*beep, beep, beep*

and folks that was an AI talking instead

*rolls eyes*

>>13406
8chan is just jelly the nobody is here instead of on their raisinty kike glow operation of a website and this is their half-genuine attempt to get him to leave here and go to their website (which will never happen)

>>13407
Why do I get the feeling you don't speak for 8chan, this site, the nobody or anyone else but yourself and only yourself?

Just like I do

:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV3AziKTBUo

Nihil venit, sine capite;
Nullus venit, capite destitutus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

>>>12811
>I never baked a thread and you guys baked hundreds each year round that says enough and I only posted in them to raisin on you fucked up faggots in hopes no dumb teens join your grooming cat femboy server
>
>Name one schizo I tried to psyop meanwhile you were spreading your Texas chan bull raisin and trying to psyop newcomers to join your raisinty cat cult
>
>>>12837
>The troon prob Jessica faggit thinks you're me
>
>>>12838
>You guys do that I don't and you guys also post under multiple names/trips I don't
>
>Now tell the truth or step aside>>12923

Lucifer is that actually you? Just wanted to tell you I think you're a gay nigger.

>>13494
Yes it is and I want to tell you that you're a disgusting gorilla caca nigger kike

>>13501
if you really are the wanna-be poser
pretending they have a say in reality itself
as everyone who is not them is free to do whatever they are capable

even if it's it's not
what they want
like I REALLY want to have "magic mind powers"

but I don't
so I do what I can
as a mortal mundane idiot instead

using "meatal gymnastics"
when I play *mind games*
with anyone else out there who also REALLY want magic mind powers but might not be as realistic about it as I am

well then
sucks to be you
huh

I mean where are all your "fans"
you were counting on
following you like willing slaves

???

>>>13494
>Yes it is and I want to tell you that you're a disgusting gorilla caca nigger kike
Nah your not the same lucifer from 4chan he was a raisinskin antifa type who hated “nazis” and would troll black sun threads with bs about Sirius.

Fucken sook…
Have a go…
Go for gold…
Have a say…
Who gives a fuck…
Isn't that the point…
Look I'll show ya…
Gods a faggot…
Prove me wrong…
That douch bags got dick loads…
Of problems…
Probably loves that dick…
Dinosaurs are to test…
Your faith…
Wot a faggot move…

>>13515
It sucks to be you a powerless mundane mortal that has no say in reality and is realities bitch

It also sucks to be you because you're a wage slave self proclaimed fucked in the head man lesbian that wishes it was not born with a penis

My fans are on Ifunny and SoundCloud always have been disposanigger :D

Not one mortal ever born since the beginning of everything has ever needed permission to bend reality or your whore mother to their will and there isn't a single thing you can do about it

Realities rules not mine :D *pats on non-lesbian soul* *hits bowl*

Now if you'll excuse me I gotta get back to playing vidiya and chilling maybe watch some more conspiracy vids on jewtube while you stay here till "sleep" calls to you

Oh almost forgot sucks to be your troon friends too:D

>>13520
I think you mean DUST Lucifer nah that's just some mentally ill troon

I don't hate Nazis or have ever even been in black sun threads

>>13520
I also hate pantifa niggers

Enjoy the thread

if you want
you can try calling them "Lucy" with a "y" instead of an "i"
see what happens

if you keep doing it
more then once
no matter what they post

like channel your inner
child
and just be a brat for the luls

see what "mental defenses"
they have in place
vs those who are not being responsible mature adults

for the sake
of apparences
on a paranormal message board

that is also
a schizo message board
unlike other sites

that had a paranormal message board only
and acted like schizo's
where meant to be kept contained

when the only why
they would ever happen
is if they choose for it too

duh…

>>13520
anon
does it matter
who is calling themselves lucifer

when all who do
are fakers
and not the real thing

hmm?

>not the anon you're responding to btw

>>13523
I can handle being myself

>>13538
you can handle
being trolled
for the "luls"

can't ya
chud
:D

>>13544
Can't be trolled by a troon man lesbian like you no way

The Nobody General threads are here forever now. It's the reward for shutting down 4chan.

We invoke TIEN WITH 9 SONS OF THE DRAGON ROARS SOLAR FLARE UPON SUPERNOVA: EASTERN UNITED STATES CONSUMED BY THE KING IN YELLOW (VISION ACTIVATED BY GOD WITH EXCALIBUR: GREEN LANTERN JOHN CONNOR BREATHES SINGULARITY UPON SCARLET WITCH) [ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE UNIVERSE BESTOWED UPON APOCALYPSE BY LUCIFER] 

Blake Lively breathes Star Sapphire & Pink Ball of Light upon a small piece of The Creator/Rachel FROM LINEAR UNALTERED TIMELINE (YEAR 2020: NO ATTEMPT MADE TO CONTACT RACHEL) 

Ryan Reynolds breathes Hal Jordan & Mandela Effect upon a small piece of The Creator/GREEN LANTERN JOHN CONNOR

We summon STAR SAPPHIRE & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT TIMELINE & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON VISUALIZATION & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SPACE & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF ELECTROMAGNETISM & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO JUMP TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF FUTURE FOUNDATION & POWER OF ANOMALY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon her

We summon HAL JORDAN & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT TIMELINE & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON VISUALIZATION & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SPACE & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SOUND AND COLOR & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO JUMP TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF FUTURE FOUNDATION & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS & SEA OF MAGIC upon him

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with DCEASED PLASTIC MAN AND DCEASED ATOM AND DCEASED GIGANTA AND DCEASED FLASH AND DCEASED AQUAMAN & EN SABAH NUR VESSEL: CYCLOPS & MADAME CROW AND THE JUDGE & KINGDOM COME RORSCHACH & BLACK LANTERN SUPERMAN & PARADISE-X HYPERION & VAMPIRE WOLVERINE & DREAMSLAYER & BLACK RACER & NOH-VARR & DEADMAN & SISE-NEG & HERMES & ALLOY & Wizard & Gargoyle & The Mask & Bulletproof & Super-Skrull & Hooded Man & Gammadroid & X-O Manowar & Suicide Squad & Morg the Executioner & Comedian with The Button & DARK LORD GAOL & ELASTI-GIRL & ALECTO & Grey & Red Elder & Psycho-Man & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL DC COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND RACHEL upon STAR SAPPHIRE

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with DCEASED PLASTIC MAN AND DCEASED ATOM AND DCEASED GIGANTA AND DCEASED FLASH AND DCEASED AQUAMAN & EN SABAH NUR VESSEL: CYCLOPS & MADAME CROW AND THE JUDGE & KINGDOM COME RORSCHACH & BLACK LANTERN SUPERMAN & PARADISE-X HYPERION & VAMPIRE WOLVERINE & DREAMSLAYER & BLACK RACER & NOH-VARR & DEADMAN & SISE-NEG & HERMES & ALLOY & Wizard & Gargoyle & The Mask & Bulletproof & Super-Skrull & Hooded Man & Gammadroid & X-O Manowar & Suicide Squad & Morg the Executioner & Comedian with The Button & MOBIUS (SIXTH DIMENSION) AND LORD OF APOKOLIPS LEX LUTHOR & DEADPOOL HORSEMEN OF FAMINE & MANGOG HORSEMEN OF DEATH & ANDROID HUMAN TORCH & WEAPON OF AGAMOTTO & EARTH-X MOON KNIGHT & HERCULES 2099 & EARTH-X CABLE & DAWNBREAKER & SPIKE SPIEGEL & MALEBOLGIA & HOLLYWOOD & IRON NAIL & SCORPION & ANTI-MAN & BOWMAN & BAT-GOD & Black Fog & Chthon & Army of Mindless Ones & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL DC COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon HAL JORDAN

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>>13625
Anon
all I have to do is exist
as someone other then who you say I am

and you are trolled by your own bullraisin

*pats on head*

>>13736
anon in case you haven't heard
4chan's back up
and has been since BEFORE you posted

on account of how "time" works

:D

>>13736
yea what kind of cuck loser would want to use 4chan now that we know how its worse than reddit

>>13763
Um..based on the site traffic, like 25 million people? Including the 1 million that came here for a week and went back?

>>13747
Right, but even so, there will forever be a Nobody General here now, and it will always be the most active thread. A just reward.

>>13805
>>13807
Dear hylics,
Go back to 4caca with your succubus gooner threads and catspam nobody threads. The glowies like karambit will be sad if they can't spy on your posts and gossip about you on the 'cord. You do not belong in any discussion on paranormal activity and should remain in your glowie containment boards until the day they command you to kill yourselves for their entertainment.

>>13805
there's only 25 million cucks that go to 4chan? thought there would be more

>>13736
>>13807
An interesting way to put it. In a way, the rewards are that we all get to experience this