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Discovered Ted two weeks ago and goobled it all up. I love the format. It's just the 2 puppets watching conspiracie tiktoks for half an hour each episode. Insanely entertaining.

Years ago, I've watched Chills and Nukes Top 5 paranormal video collections.
This video from Wendigoon was kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQBOA061ugE

What else is there? Recommend us cool stuff!

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>This video from Wendigoon was kino
>What else is there? Recommend us cool stuff!

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https://youtube.com/@jonlevichannel


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 β„–12940[Reply]

Sharty represents kek's insecurity

 β„–13052

perhaps


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if you ever feel like your stomach (belly button) is being sucked, focus on your solar plexus chakra. take two fingers and press them not in your belly button but on the area above it. meditate and control your internal energies.
yesterday i successfully defeated a parasite. it was feeding off of my solar plexus but for so many months it deceived me into thinking it was sucking my belly button. i focused my energies on that part of my body and plugged it and i feel fine now.

just plunge a finger or two onto that part of your body and meditate on your internal energies. and focus to the TOP OF YOUR HEAD. very important.

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>>13040 (OP)
!!!!!DONT DO THIS UNTIL NEXT MONTH THE ILLUMINATI IS TRYING TO UNRAPE YOU EARLΒ₯ SO THAT TOU GET RERAPED WHEN I UNRAPE EVERYONE NEXT MONTH HOLY raisin DO NOT DO THIS YOU WILL GET RAPED WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!


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 β„–10121[Reply]

this place honestly has an extremely demonic smell to it, everything is deformed and disgusting, i hate these images, there is no sincerity anywhere its all ironic. I hate this place and i miss 4chan, and i dislike the people posting here. Everything has a disgusting smell to it, everything has this awful aura
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>>10121 (OP)
Honesty, old /x/ had plenty of demonic energy itself. You start asking questions in some deep topics that the 'soulless' would show up and speak half truths mixed with lies, peppering in personal details about the poster asking the questions along with mockery. Whether this was some Jedi mind trick trying to get in someone's head for emotional energy extraction or 4D demons who can read the poster like a book, who can say. I did like how the old board had alot of interesting factoids though; like always, you have to look at e everything with a discerning eye and a pinch of salt and see what resonates with you

 β„–12766

it's the job of those who have an inner flame and are connected to the divine to bring light into the darkness of ignorance and apathy.

 β„–12768

>>>10121 (OP)
>I miss the OG /x/. I miss the /x/ of early April 2025. I miss two weeks ago
Fuck you dude, look at this clown

 β„–12999

This site doesn't opperate
the same way
4chan did

if you want
to keep from showing everyone else
who can admat that you're not some idiot who can't keep up with changes in your life

you might want to make it a habbit
to clear the text box you're responding it
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>>12768
see >>12999
as the "chud" who made that post
I personally am still learning to deal with the difference between this site and 4chan.org (formally known as 4channel.org)

before the "famous" site
Ophra Whriney knew about
got shut down for whatever reason

and now
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 β„–13049

i agree it needs to be consecrated


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 β„–12947[Reply]

What's the secret to immortality?
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>>12967
also need to distinguish here.
they're not subhuman because they look different. they're just culturally inferior experiments of the archons. they're animals.
they have no sense to them.
you need to perfectly balance your animal side and your divine nature. your animal side is a useful tool for survival and navigating this reality. your divine nature enables you to think outside of the box. to see what you aren't being shown with just intuition.
also human beings are so cucked. their mind powers have been forcefully bred out of them after thousands of years and they just gangstalk and torture the remnant psychics and hope to ensure that they never reproduce their genetics.
its working.
people are now more retarded and brainwashed than ever before.

 β„–12980

get in contact with hermes and ask very nicely for him to give you eternal memory

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>>12980
hermes knows im that nigga and when i bounce the ball between his legs im gonna go around him and dunk that raisin

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>>12983
>gaining the respect of gods by breaking their little bitch ass ankles in a game of b-ball

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>>12985
now you're thinking outside of the box.

 β„–13044

You know the thing your consciousness creates whenever you die? That binds you to a physical body and keeps your existence orderly and stable. Until it runs out of energy.
The ancient secret to immortality is, you need to create such a thing manually, without dying. This is hard, but possible. Because there are no fundamental differencies between it and other similar things your consciousness naturally creates during life.
Well… This is what high talent immortals do. And if your talent is low, your only option is to attempt preserving some of your personality after death. Which is risky.


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 β„–13019[Reply]

I literally don't need Jesus. I don't need forgiveness, I don't need to be "made while" or reunited with God. I am literally perfect by myself, the way I am. I am in my own right, a god myself.

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nigga u a lonely ass schizo desperate for attn on the internet. chunibyo ass motherfucker

 β„–13030

>>13019 (OP)
pls believe in fake jesus so archons can keep sucking your loosh about how much of a piece of unworthy raisin you are. sinner. you're not worthy of GOD.
ya i know where you're coming from OP. these parasites think they're the overmen who get to decide the fate of humanity when they're just a bunch of stupid fucking faggots.

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>>13030
if you ever feel like your stomach is being sucked, focus on your solar plexus chakra. take two fingers and press them not in your belly button but in the area above it. meditate and control your internal energies.
yesterday i successfully defeated a parasite. it was feeding off of my solar plexus but for so many months it deceived me into thinking it was sucking my belly button. i focused my energies on that part of my body and plugged it and i feel fine now.

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>>13035
Did your teacher ever yell at you for reading ahead in the book. That’s next months mission.

 β„–13042

satanic train of thought


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why did the catholics teach a flat earth in the original douay rheims bible?

>The 1610 Douay Rheims Does NOT Say "Globe" In Isaiah 40:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X-tYsITP3o

and why did they later change it to the word globe? https://drbo.org/cgi-bin/d?b=drb&bk=27&ch=40&l=22#x

you cant even easily read the original one easily online except on the internet archive

the King James Bible is just superior

 β„–13012

verse is shown at minute 1:37

 β„–13041

>Qui sedet super gyrum terrae
>It is he that sitteth upon the globe of the earth
>gΘ³rus, i, m., = γῦρος, a circle, ring
>ὁ κατέχων Ο„α½ΈΞ½ γῦρον Ο„αΏ†Ο‚ Ξ³αΏ†Ο‚
>γῦρος, ὁ = ring, circle
>In ancient Near Eastern cosmology, the concept of a circular earth or heavens was common. The Hebrews, like their neighbors, understood the world in terms of a flat disc with a dome-like sky above. The use of "chug" in the Hebrew Bible reflects this understanding.

woah protties won


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 β„–11647[Reply]

"Petrus Romanus" β€” Peter the Roman.

>In persecutione extrema S.R.E. sedebit Petrus Romanus, qui pascet oves in multis tribulationibus: quibus transactis civitas septicollis diruetur, & Judex tremendus judicabit populum suum. Finis."
>(During the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church there shall sit Peter the Roman, who shall feed the sheep in many tribulations; when these things are finished, the city of seven hills shall be destroyed, and the dreadful Judge shall judge His people. The End.)

Antipope Francis has focused almost obsessively on material and temporal concerns: feeding the poor, climate change, immigration, dialogue with other religions even giving speeches that sound more like an NGO mission statement than a successor of Saint Peter. But when it comes to the spiritual crisis rampant apostasy, plummeting Mass attendance, priestly vocations drying up, doctrinal confusion, the rise of sodomy and heresy even among clergy he’s either silent, complicit, or outright encouraging it.

We are in the coming end. The death of Peter the Roman (Francis), it's just the beginning there will be a time of judgment. Christ is returning very, very soon, but we just do not know when.
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>>11647 (OP)
The kingdom of heaven was supposed to come in the first century like the early Christians believed and it didn’t, i.e. FAKE!!!!

 β„–11819

>we don't know when?

2 More Weeks

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>>11647 (OP)
What is this and why should i care?

 β„–11916

>>11647 (OP)
One of the possible successors for Francis is an Italian who is named Pietro. He's more likely to be Petrus Romanus than Francis is.

 β„–11949

>>11648
Right? I am very concerned for all who think of Francis as an "antipope", of "feeding the poor" as a "material and temporary concern".

It's like… tell me you never read the Bible or Jesus' words without telling me.

All I gotta say is…either make your move or begone, Satan. We're wise to your tricks, its literally the same old raisin every single day. It's just sad and exhausting after so many millenia.

 β„–13031

>>11916
this, think francis was the penultimate


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 β„–9793[Reply]

Is there a way to castrate myself without resorting to physical or chemical means? I want to be a normal male, just without any lustful desires.
Is there a way to mentally castrate myself?
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If you're asking how to turn your own hormones off naturally, I'm afraid the only way I know of to do that, is life long enough your body stop's producing them.

Until then, you can expect to think about having sex non stop until you actually get some, and even then, you might be one of the few so horney the real thing isn't enough for you so you never feel "satisfied" the way those who earned the "love" of another feel.

>good luck with that

 β„–12012

>>9793 (OP)
> stop thinking
> stop obsessing(father of all sin)
> stop striving for perfection

 β„–12022

Have you considered marriage?

 β„–12933

>>12022
yes
but in my opinion
that could lead to sex

and sex leads to babies
and babies lead to a conversation
where some day my own kid

looks out in the world they were born into
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>>9853
your libido is your most potent creative energy. surely it would be better to find a woman that is familiar with sex magic to help you use it properly than to just give it up entirely

 β„–12995

>sex magic
root chakra low iq trash


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 β„–12767[Reply]

I had a very disturbing dream which I hesitate to even describe it was so disgusting and fills me with revulsion but it reminded me and was very possibly inspired by this subject and these threads on the old x so I figured I'd get one started. I may end up regretting this…

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>>12767 (OP)
Oh Yeah.

It was definitely probably the Yig ritual since the offering was over 9000 gaygents and Obliviated and China Dogs were happy to rape, that was actually a masterpiece. God I’m so fucking cooL.

https://youtu.be/Zh3Maf1bFpQ

https://youtu.be/78bLTJIu8Cg

https://youtu.be/9ooVP0e5hE0

 β„–12843

Doctors wanted to give me crazy drugs and surgery one time but I said no fuck u give me an antiparasitic and it turns out all I actually needed was 2x Mebendazole tablets that cost like .25c each.

They were gonna cut pieces out of my colon and give me drugs for autoimmune stuff.

 β„–12986

>>12770
No one cares about your gay taste in music.
>>12843
Surprised they actually gave you what you asked for instead of being sociopaths like most doctors, nurses and surgeons.


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 β„–11709[Reply]

say hi to your new pope: Robert Sarah

 β„–11763

hi

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>>11709 (OP)
>Trying to manifest a girl
>The entire world will praise her name

 β„–12968

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

 β„–12981

smartest nigger i ever see raisin lil brow like that


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 β„–12976[Reply]

>U.S. rap sensation Travis Scott was canceled by the Egyptian musicians' syndicate, as they announced on Tuesday that the rapper would not be allowed to carry out a sold-out concert at the Giza pyramids.
>The reasons behind this bizarre about-face from the Egyptian state are equally bizarre: a mix of Afrocentrism, Masonic conspiracy theories and concerns over satanic ritual sacrifice.

Egyptians BTFOd this masonic puppet

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 β„–12924[Reply]

first they started with nightmares in your dreams when you were a kid sleeping in bed, now you're a full blown schizophrenic. how does it feel, /x/bros?

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Everyday I ascend a bit more. I've passed the clouds and grasp the sun in my hands.

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>>12930
dickslap the shadow nigger dark elves and join the cavalry of GOD.


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