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Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 06:43:37 №16031 [Reply]

sex with amy

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Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 02:44:57 №21407

>>16031 (OP)
Kino!

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:48:52 №22363

rock with them

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 16:24:54 №22710

Didn't half the character run through this martian cunt's non vertical smile?

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 16:57:57 №22773

>>22710
still better choice than Leela

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:41:33 №23263

>>22773
Bullraisin. Lela /bestgurl/

Chud 04/27/25 (Sun) 03:00:07 №23303

>>>22773
She's "no fun allowed" kind of woman yet still ended up fucking Zapp Branagan. Lela is for the sewer

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Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 22:38:00 №17507 [Reply]

Are you going to marry a carrot?

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Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 01:38:47 №18063

>>17996
This. You're fine.

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 05:56:18 №18571

Baskin

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 00:21:46 №20791

Yes

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:19:24 №22177

Carrot funded FUCK!

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:51:57 №23268

Dildo joke?

Chud 04/27/25 (Sun) 01:44:08 №23301

Rocking.

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Pepe is perfection. Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 22:09:21 №23277 [Reply]

Pepe is perfection.

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Oscars Enforces New Rule: No Voting Without Watching All Nominated Films Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 20:37:23 №11955 [Reply]

>Moving forward, though, the Academy’s e-voting system, in the final round of voting, will not allow members to access the ballot for categories in which they have not demonstrated that they have watched all of the nominees. The Academy will track viewing via the members-only Academy Screening Room streaming app; as for films consumed elsewhere — like at screenings, film festivals, etc. — members will have to fill out a form declaring when and where they watched a film.

um, based?

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Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 05:17:20 №21722

>>11955 (OP)
They'll just lie on the forms. From the beginning the joke has been that assistants are the ones that vote for the movies. When you're busy creating movies, you have no time to actually watch new movies. Motion picture peers are perhaps the least qualified to give out awards since they watch so few movies.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 05:21:37 №21732

>>13555
Imagine thinking that those tracking methods aren't not only ridiculously easy tp circumvent but impossible to enforce. Kill yourself, you stupid fuck scumbag.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 11:59:14 №22151

>>21732
average oscar voter age must be 65
they'll just stop voting

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:05:55 №22155

Oh no no poor jewerinos would have to watch the entire package of their own propaganda slop before giving trannies the awards for being brave

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:52:47 №23269

>Oscars admits films get awards without even being watched.
I am not surprised.

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:56:20 №23270

>>13358
>Thre and a half hours of jewish bullraisin
When I watched Bertolucci's 1900 around 2 and half hours I just started zoning out.

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Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 02:01:16 №18124 [Reply]

Add "sexually" to the end of a movie/tv line.

>They will answer to the King of Gondor, sexually!

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Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 16:51:57 №19540

Because storing dead niggers aint my fucking business, sexually.

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 16:52:25 №19541

>JigC rocks, sexually.

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 16:52:57 №19542

>You better pray for me boy, and you better pray good, sexually.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 02:49:39 №21427

>>18135
lol

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 00:57:09 №23106

I love you, Spartacus … Sexually

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:37:36 №23260

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass, sexually.

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 03:26:30 №23143 [Reply]

What was James Bond's best car?

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 03:41:09 №23145

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>>23143 (OP)

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 05:37:46 №23167

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>>23143 (OP)

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 18:12:46 №23228

the one that was a submarine

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:37:57 №23249

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Embrace Teutonic superiority.

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:00:45 №23257

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The 2008 Aston Martin DBS was pure sexy

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:34:24 №23259

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>>23228
Lotus Espirit

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 01:57:39 №23132 [Reply]

What did /tv/ think of warfare?

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 02:08:14 №23135

>>23132 (OP)
its like the shaking-keys of babies for people with a death relative in some mutt war or pseudointellectual hipsters that belives propaganda doesn't afects them

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:07:36 №23258

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>>23132 (OP)
Civil War sucked ass. Git sum real GWOT kino.

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 03:39:49 №23144 [Reply]

What website does he use?

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:00:31 №23256

He is 100% a redditor

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Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 03:14:59 №21518 [Reply]

I miss the real /tv/, bros.

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Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 22:44:58 №23062

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>>22790
Same.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 22:52:38 №23065

Now that it's back up, did most people decide to go there or stay here? I'm not going to use both so I need to know which has more posters.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 22:56:44 №23068

>>23065
This place has more posters. Barely anyone is using 4cucks now because the captcha timer is too long.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 23:31:09 №23080

>>21518 (OP)
I don't understand that image.

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:55:20 №23254

>>21518 (OP)
Are you retarded? That was one of 4chan's worst boards.

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:56:41 №23255

>>23080
/tv/ being reddit+

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 00:44:01 №23103 [Reply]

True patricians jerk off to face only videos.
If you need more than a pretty face to finish, you need to cut back

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 04:00:19 №23149

maybe, but this girl aint all that

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 05:31:36 №23165

>videos
I jerk off to audios.

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 09:08:29 №23196

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>>23103 (OP)
name?

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:53:28 №23252

People jerk off to “what they think is attainable.” Thats why the top porn stars and OF models are ugly. They all look like parodies of what is attractive. The average aka majority of males are unattractive so their standards are fucked.

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Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 17:01:39 №22780 [Reply]

>We are star stuff… The universe is in reality a giant hotdog and if you were to try and kiss its mirrors, your kneecaps would melt. But don't worry about quantum hotdogs. It's the aliens in human leather who want our precious mangoes who are the primary threat. And we have to protect ourselves. That's why my brain is 30 percent liquid nitrogen.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 17:18:31 №22805

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I hate this nigger. And what Bill Nye turned into.

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 22:12:51 №23043

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>>22780 (OP)
niggerscience man desperately paddles his (((master's))) bullcrap science, while ayylmaos zip around more and more every day

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:52:15 №23251

>>23043
He also almost disowned his own son for not marrying a jew.

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Chud 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:14:39 №640 [Reply]

which actress has the most gorgeous eyes iyo

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 06:39:50 №23171

>>22779
too much make up

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 06:43:03 №23173

beso <3

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 07:10:29 №23183

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Actually did you guys know that so far none of you has posted the right answer?

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 08:55:42 №23193

>>23183
such a lovely woman

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:47:41 №23250

>>2150
Garbage

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Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 18:53:13 №22929 [Reply]

FUCK 4CUCK NIGGERS

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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 16:26:19 №23215

Sharty /pol/ is superior due to the jeet rangeban
My main board is still going to be /trv/ on 4cuck, tho

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 17:36:16 №23225

>>23215
totally not botted and organic /tv/ vs dead /tv/

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 17:57:25 №23227

>>23225
that's what it really comes down to. A dead board or a board that is so botted it may as well be dead.
For /tv/, I'll probably stick to whichever one the baskintroon spams less

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 19:02:30 №23233

>>23227
that a good conclusion
but seriously the threads on https://boards.4chan.org/tv/catalog have been done 1000 times before, it has me thinking…

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:34:47 №23246

>>23010
>Not Basketball Diaries

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:35:57 №23247

>>23225
You are retarded.