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Is there any possibility that she will get naked in future projects? , I don't want to believe in false hopes.

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>Is there any possibility that she will get naked in future projects? , I don't want to believe in false hopes.



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Why did the companion bomb? I thought it was fun
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>>22772
<Wanting to talk to women, real.or fake
Faggot.

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>>22735
In Anglosphere you can get thrown in prison for jerking off to lewd japanese cartoons, I'm pretty sure fucking a child looking robot is a death sentence

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>>23305
no u cant lol

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>>23306
he's actually right. some areas like Texas in the US will come after you for that. it's not everywhere, but he's also not lying.

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>>22493 (OP)
More of a fizzle than a bomb. $10 million production budget and $10 million for marketing. Their revenue from theatrical release and it's rentals is around $19 million, so TV and streaming revenue will easily get this to $10 to $20 million in profit. Not bad, but nothing to special. Sinners despite all the hype will also only give their studio around $20 million profit. But that's because of the horrible deal the studio made with the creators.

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>>22735
By the time you have to explain your reasoning in front of a Judge in a court of law, you've already lost.



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 β„–23152[Reply]

>Who's that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise

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I hate bongs so much it's unreal.
Hope moislims will end this pathetic nation in next 10-20 years.

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>>23538
The most essential damage has already been done to them. They don't defend each other and they don't defend themselves, there's nothing you can do to people in 10 or 20 years to destroy them any more than that. They have been reduced to animals.



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 β„–23547[Reply]

RAY!

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I'll never understand how this film got made.

Who thought we needed to make Gods and Heroes out of the fucking idiots who invented a burger restaurant?

It's fine for them to do their thing and make their money, but follies and foibles of their sordid little lives should never haven been put on the silver screen.

Even worse are the people who paid good money to sit in theaters and watch this 90 minute McDonald's commercial and actually sat through the whole thing and enjoyed it. You could have taken a raisin in their mouths and they would have probably enjoyed that just as much if not more so.

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It wasn't just glorifying the idiots who made a burger joint into a global empire.

It was glorifying the materialism of that entire generation of Americans.

And materialism is still the strongest religious, moral, and philosophical belief most Americans have, which is why a movie glorifying it was successful, at least in America.



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I just watched Jurassic Park for the first time yesterday

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>dinosaurs were real goy

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theres no need to watch any of the sequels

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>>23555
lies. tlw and jp/// are both worth watching.

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>>23585
spielberg made me believe dinosaurs exists in the first one

the sequels were just people running away from cgi

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>>23598
This.

The first two sequels are good popcorn films.

The original is art.

All the subsequent sequels are neither.



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 β„–23567[Reply]

Nuka Here! Well I'm from a movie sooo.. has anyone here watched The Lion King and The Lion King 2?

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thats for kids

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ive only seen the first one

but i enjoy more is the bts stuff where it shows artists sketching the animals

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I'm going to need all the /tv/ immigrants to start putting in work
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>>22843
>Your status
<B U S T E D

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>>22860
NO MORE BROTHER WARS

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>>121
rollingzzz

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>>6678
yo momma

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>>6678
rolling



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 β„–23347[Reply]

Why are you (still) here?
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 β„–23536

I am batman

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4/tv/ jannies delete anything that's fun

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This site is better only downside is less people are here

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>>23347 (OP)
To beat off to Tom Hardy's fat smelly ass DADDY!!!!!!

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Ok, so do people think that when Bane says "For you" they think it's him answering to the CIA Op saying "You're a big guy". When in reality it's Bane just continuing what he said previously "It will be extremely painful". Am I the one that's wrong? Has it just been a manlet mog joke this whole time? Is it just them ignoring what's actually being said and finding the unintentional wording funny? This has been driving me insane for the past 10 years.

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>>23580
Because skinny cia man knows that Bane is a cute beefy dilf.



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I just got screwed over by a racist black proctor. Why are niggers so racist?

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>>23221
Because they're low iq mutts

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total nigger death

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>catch a nigger by the toe
was jeremy clarkson /ourguy/?

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>>22371 (OP)

>OMG! Jeremy Clarkson The Daily Mail!



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>Well i'm right here in your shΓ­t, so what the fuck?
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>>14123
Kill myself for raising a whore?

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>>14083
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rUrrZuIV-SY?si=JYiIimO-eol7E0hc" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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>>23296
raisin im retarded, dont know how to use embed links here

anyway this is the vid you mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUrrZuIV-SY

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I'm filming from this angle!

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>>23296
thank you so much

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What are some movies where NIGGERS get put in their place?
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 β„–17037

the one with Paul Dano acting classically

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>>9485 (OP)
why are you so obsessed with niggers anon?>>9485

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>>17037
>Dano
>acting

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>>17037
13 Years A Slave, it’s a great comedy

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>>20068
CHECK YOURSELF, NIGGER

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>>9493
FPBP



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 β„–23528[Reply]

is it wrong to force your gf to be an actress

 β„–23542

No.

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>>23542

what if she starts crying

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>>23543
nothing. girls crying is a good thing

 β„–23546

well, i wanna win an oscar for my first movie

so beso better be good!

 β„–23573

ts did not happen gang😭🫸🫷

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>>23528 (OP)
No, if she wants to earn your love and affection, she's going to have to work her ass off for it first.



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>The 7-hour restoration of Abel Gance's 1927 film "Napoleon" is set to premiere in Paris in July 2024. This restoration, conducted by the Cinematheque franΓ§aise with the support of the CNC, aims to present the film in its original "Grande Version" or "Apollo Version," which had not been shown in its complete form since 1927.
Does anybody know if this happened? Does this 7 hour version exist?
Also, this movie is on the public domain, so why cant I find the 5 hour version on youtube?
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>>23175
Brother . . . I'm sorry, but you are wrong.

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>>23408
What if you have three really large TVs placed side by side in your house?

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>>23422
then, you are rich

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>>23104
I personally have only seen the three hours version. I was going to go for the five hours version next but then I learned they were releasing this "new definitive seven hours version" so instead I decided to wait for that. Three years later, I'm still waiting for it so I can't really advise you.

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>>18887
Goddamn what a shame. Public outdoors screenings during summer would be awesome

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>>23446
2 more weeks for the full 9 hour version



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