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POLAND + LITHUANIA = ?
POLAND + LITHUANIA = BEST FRIENDS 4EVE
№131125[Quote]
FACT
№131140[Quote]
https://youtu.be/ulW5ydy7OUQ?feature=shared"Separate Ways (Hussar Hearts)" - Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Parody
(Verse 1)
Here we stand, wings on fire,
Hooves of doom, screaming like a choir-
Ghost of Grunwald's in my dreams,
Spitting out Teutonic screams.
Tattered maps and twisted thrones,
We built our Crown from broken bones.
A noble's duel at breakfast time,
Then lunch with God and shots of brine!
(Pre-Chorus)
If the Sejm gets drunk again-
We'll elect a goat or king of hens.
But babe, don't cry! We liberum veto lies!
Our laws are dreams-written by wine!
(Chorus)
HUSSARS RIDE-on vodka and spite!
SEPARATE WAYS-from common sense and life!
Lithies won-and Poles too drunk to fall-
We're winged ghosts with saber calls!
(Verse 2)
Bearskin rugs and sabre love,
Smoked nobles arguing with doves.
One hand's dueling, one writes poems,
While taxes vanish into Rome.
Cossack's breakin' up the band,
Swedes are bathing in our land,
But we don't care-we look divine-
Drinking mead and charging time!
(Pre-Chorus)
If the Tsar shows up with tanks,
We'll slap him hard with papal thanks!
From Vilnius bells to Krakow dreams,
We haunt your maps in golden beams!
(Chorus)
HUSSARS FLY-past reason and pain!
SEPARATE BRAINS-each noble's insane!
We voted death, and danced through plague and war-
We constitutioned to the core!
(Bridge - breakdown style)
Try to partition us? You'll need three tries!
Still we ride-drunk, Catholic, and high.
Our graves are made of gold and smoke,
Our wives duel better than most blokes!
(Final Chorus - SCREAMED LIKE A DRAMATIC OPERA)
HUSSARS WIN-through logic's end!
POLAND LIVES-in your girlfriend's head!
Lithuanians ride wolves at dawn-
We never lost-we just respawned!!
(Outro - spoken in an unholy whisper)
Two crowns, one madness…
We were the vibe…
Of history's most stylish suicide.
№131149[Quote]
https://youtu.be/ulW5ydy7OUQ?feature=shared"Separate Ways (Hussar Hearts)" - Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Parody
(Verse 1)
Here we stand, wings on fire,
Hooves of doom, screaming like a choir-
Ghost of Grunwald's in my dreams,
Spitting out Teutonic screams.
Tattered maps and twisted thrones,
We built our Crown from broken bones.
A noble's duel at breakfast time,
Then lunch with God and shots of brine!
(Pre-Chorus)
If the Sejm gets drunk again-
We'll elect a goat or king of hens.
But babe, don't cry! We liberum veto lies!
Our laws are dreams-written by wine!
(Chorus)
HUSSARS RIDE-on vodka and spite!
SEPARATE WAYS-from common sense and life!
Lithies won-and Poles too drunk to fall-
We're winged ghosts with saber calls!
(Verse 2)
Bearskin rugs and sabre love,
Smoked nobles arguing with doves.
One hand's dueling, one writes poems,
While taxes vanish into Rome.
Cossack's breakin' up the band,
Swedes are bathing in our land,
But we don't care-we look divine-
Drinking mead and charging time!
(Pre-Chorus)
If the Tsar shows up with tanks,
We'll slap him hard with papal thanks!
From Vilnius bells to Krakow dreams,
We haunt your maps in golden beams!
(Chorus)
HUSSARS FLY-past reason and pain!
SEPARATE BRAINS-each noble's insane!
We voted death, and danced through plague and war-
We constitutioned to the core!
(Bridge - breakdown style)
Try to partition us? You'll need three tries!
Still we ride-drunk, Catholic, and high.
Our graves are made of gold and smoke,
Our wives duel better than most blokes!
(Final Chorus - SCREAMED LIKE A DRAMATIC OPERA)
HUSSARS WIN-through logic's end!
POLAND LIVES-in your girlfriend's head!
Lithuanians ride wolves at dawn-
We never lost-we just respawned!!
(Outro - spoken in an unholy whisper)
Two crowns, one madness…
We were the vibe…
Of history's most stylish suicide.
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>>131125POLES ARE MY FRIENDS AND BROTHERS, I WILL GLADLY TAKE THE BULLET 4 YOU MY BELOVED FRIENDS MY BELOVED ALLIES
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ITS ALL ABOUT THE PARTY AND REMINDING EM NIGGERS THAT SHARTY ROCKERS OWN THE HOUSE
SYMBOLISM O ALGO
COMMONWEALTH WON RZECZPOSPOLITA WON
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raise the spears
raise the swords
raise the flags
raise the banners
commonwealth just been restored
№131417[Quote]
>victoryconsolidated
>commonwealthrestored
>friendsmade
>4cuckdestroyed
>gemsmined
>shartyrocked
№131453[Quote]
>victoryconsolidated
>commonwealthrestored
>friendsmade
>4cuckdestroyed
>gemsmined
>shartyrocked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxlRJsQ7p2kWhen the winged hussars arrived
A cry for help in time of need, await relief from holy league
60 days of siege, outnumbered and weak
Sent a message to the sky, wounded soldiers left to die
Will they hold the wall or will the city fall
Dedication
Dedication
They're outnumbered 15 to one
And the battle's begun
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide
As the days are passing by and as the dead are piling high
No escape and no salvation
Trenches to explosive halls are buried deep beneath the walls
Plant the charges there and watch the city fear
Desperation
Desperation
It's a desperate race against the mine
And a race against time
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide
Cannonballs are coming down from the sky
Janissaries, are you ready to die?
We will seek our vengeance eye for an eye
You'll be stopped upon the steps of our gate
On this field you're only facing our hate
But back home the sultan's sealing your fate
We remember
In September
That's the night Vienna was freed
We made the enemy bleed
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down the mountainside
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down they turned the tide
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down the mountainside
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down they turned the tide
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
We remember
In September
When the winged hussars arrived
TATRY WON
HUSSARS WON
KNIGHTS WON
IDEALS WON
4cucks… LOST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxlRJsQ7p2kWhen the winged hussars arrived
A cry for help in time of need, await relief from holy league
60 days of siege, outnumbered and weak
Sent a message to the sky, wounded soldiers left to die
Will they hold the wall or will the city fall
Dedication
Dedication
They're outnumbered 15 to one
And the battle's begun
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide
As the days are passing by and as the dead are piling high
No escape and no salvation
Trenches to explosive halls are buried deep beneath the walls
Plant the charges there and watch the city fear
Desperation
Desperation
It's a desperate race against the mine
And a race against time
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide
Cannonballs are coming down from the sky
Janissaries, are you ready to die?
We will seek our vengeance eye for an eye
You'll be stopped upon the steps of our gate
On this field you're only facing our hate
But back home the sultan's sealing your fate
We remember
In September
That's the night Vienna was freed
We made the enemy bleed
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down the mountainside
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down they turned the tide
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down the mountainside
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
Then the winged hussars arrived
(Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel)
Coming down they turned the tide
(Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings)
We remember
In September
When the winged hussars arrived
TATRY WON
HUSSARS WON
KNIGHTS WON
IDEALS WON
4cucks… LOST
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JANNIES HANGED
4CUCKS MELTED
GEMMYS MINED
TRANNIES DOXXED
TERROR REIGNED
HUSSARS ARRIVED
KNIGHTS SLAYED
TEENS ROCKED
HIROYUKI SOBERED
SOOT WOBBERED
COAL BURNED
HOLY ANCIENT COMMONWEALTH… RESTORED
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JANNIES HANGED
4CUCKS MELTED
GEMMYS MINED
TRANNIES DOXXED
TERROR REIGNED
HUSSARS ARRIVED
KNIGHTS SLAYED
TEENS ROCKED
HIROYUKI SOBERED
SOOT WOBBERED
COAL BURNED
HOLY ANCIENT COMMONWEALTH… RESTORED
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>STOP FUCKING BAN EVADING AND POSTING SOYJAKS I NEED MUH DISCUSSION
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>>131706>ACK!POLSKA HUSSARS ARRIVED
LITHIE KNIGHTS CHARGED
JANNISARIES SHAT OVER THEMSELVES
CORRUPT CABAL CHUDS MELTED
SOYTEENS SHARTY ROCKED
THE EASTER GONNA BE GOOD SO GOOD
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>BEND THE KNEE>LIBERUM VETO >BEND THE KNEE>LOL, NO >BEND THE KNEE >WE ELECTED YOU NOW SHUT UP >BEND THE KNEE>MORE PRIVILLEGES? 
MICKEVICIUS WON
POETS WON
SZLACHTA WON
RADVILOS WON
FREEDOM WON
LIBERTY WON
NOBLES WON
PEASANTS WON
CRAFTSMEN WON
CASTLES WON
CITIES WON
VILLAGES WON
POTATOES WON
SARMATIANS WON
POLES WON
LITHIES WON
HUSSARS WON
KNIGHTS WON
CHUDS WON
COMMONSENSE WON
COMMONWEALTH WON
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>my all time favourite cvntry?
>POLSKA PL:first_placeeaglerotating_light: PL❤️ ❤️ ❤️
DID YOU KNEW, POLSKA HAS MOUNTAINS? REAL, ACTUAL MOUNTAINS.
YES, THEY HAVE. BECAUSE THEY ARE POLSKA.
NOW YOU KNOW
>my all time favourite cvntry?
>POLSKA PL:first_placeeaglerotating_light: PL❤️ ❤️ ❤️
DID YOU KNEW, POLSKA HAS MOUNTAINS? REAL, ACTUAL MOUNTAINS.
YES, THEY HAVE. BECAUSE THEY ARE POLSKA.
NOW YOU KNOW
>my all time favourite cvntry?
>POLSKA PL:first_placeeaglerotating_light: PL❤️ ❤️ ❤️
DID YOU KNEW, POLSKA HAS MOUNTAINS? REAL, ACTUAL MOUNTAINS.
YES, THEY HAVE. BECAUSE THEY ARE POLSKA.
NOW YOU KNOW
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>>132319thanks gem bro
POLAND + LITHUANIA = BEST FRIENDS 4EVE
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>>132407DID YOU KNEW, POLSKA HAS MOUNTAINS? REAL, ACTUAL MOUNTAINS.
YES, THEY HAVE. BECAUSE THEY ARE POLSKA.
DID YOU KNEW, I BAKED THIS THREAD 4 MY POSLKA FRIENDS?
YES I DID BECAUSE I LOVE POLSKA.
DID YOU KNEW, WE ARE JUST STARTING THE PARTY?
AND
(((YOU))) ARE INVITED ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
NOW
(((YOU))) KNOW. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Someone to lift me up when I'm down
When nobody else is around
Maybe we can get out of this town
Think I'm gonna need another round
Be the peanut butter to my jam
Don't gotta bring beats to the sound
We just gettin' started, 2 a.m.
You can be my takeout to Miami
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da (is it you? Is it you?)
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da (is it you? Is it you?)
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
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Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Someone to lift me up when I'm down
When nobody else is around
Maybe we can get out of this town
Think I'm gonna need another round
Be the peanut butter to my jam
Don't gotta bring beats to the sound
We just gettin' started, 2 a.m.
You can be my takeout to Miami
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da (is it you? Is it you?)
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da (is it you? Is it you?)
Da, da-da-da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you? (Woo)
Come walk with me, take my hand
I'll be there until the end
Be my friend, be my friend
Is it you? Is it you?
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the ancient stronghold of Commonwealth
№132860[Quote]
gemmy crafts gemmy dolls
gemmy materials gemmy history
NOW
who could be THAT
much out of their minds
to start larping as Sarmatians or something from before the Christ or something ?
not only THAT but in addition to be that MUCH
crazy to start larping as a lost tribe of roman emperors ?
№132875[Quote]
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>>132860OH THATS RIGHT
I KNOW THE ANSWER
THATS LITHIES AND POLSKIS COMBINED
OVERLORDS WITH ZERO FUCKS GIVEN
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listen up soyteens
LISTEN UP
i love polska, love lithuania
love raisins
hate opressive pedojannies
hate cabbal hijacked psyche fried, terraformed chuds
love polskis love lithies THOUGH
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cute art cute nations
these two boys are representing /our/ nations
sharty rockers in the house tonight fact
polska and lietuva 4ever together fact
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like a fenix
from ashes
like a gemmy
from coals
4cucks humiliated and dare we say
castrated
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▶ Nigger 04/17/25 (Thu) 14:08:08 /soy/ No.Ϫ
That's my post.
Narrative crafting, little bitch boy reject?
What really is the difference between this site and reddit?
You all get butthurt over anything 4chan does and at the same time copy everything from us
This whole site is literally just pic related, 24/7, except instead of a cute neet girl, you are a bunch of ugly stinky dudes
There is no debate going on in here, no civil conversation, no arguments, just constant raisinflinging and acting like you owned the other guy when he stops responding, i 100% guarantee that someone is going to respond to me by just copying my whole post and adding an ugly soyjak next to it
By pushing these ugly caricatures all you do is showing the world the ugliness that lies within your own soul
You guys should unironically touch some grass or seek professional help, and thats coming from a 4channer
shartycucks will literally ban for anything, the rules page doesn't matter, they will delete anything and everything they don't like whether it breaks rules or not. zoomgroids are the ultimate SJWs, they will ban anything that causes them to raisin and piss themselves. they love cancel culture and being fascist niggers. most of them live in south america which is full of dictatorships, it's a projection of their societal cuckoldry.
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
I would beat the fuck out of you if you ever did this to my face you little fucking bitch.
I can just imagine you being so proud of yourself because you printed out the perfect little wojak on mommy’s printer with your fancy little high gloss paper. Then you’d come up to me pull the image out of your pocket and show it to me then suddenly BOOM
BOOOM BOOM
My fists would rain down on your scrawny little zoomer broccoli haired ass and you’d cry for mommy before I knocked you the fuck out you little snot nosed punk
Why are you shartyniggers such low T neopuritans?
You complain about "tranime", you complain about "gooning", you lie and say ecchi or sfw image dumping hot women is "porn".
Why are you faggots so afraid of the opposite sex, you're basically just a bunch of asexual autists who just spam ugly, crass looking soyjak edits while complaining that sexually healthy males are all "trannies".
Amerishart zoomers have been brainwashed into worshipping ugliness and now cute things confused and enraged them.
Sad to see.
post anything on sharty
some retarded brown kid will post an image of some of the ugliest soyjak and a bunch of slurs and think he's comedy gold
0 actual discussions except flame wars could be made here, threads either derail to raisinshows or die with 2 replies
Memes aside, do you fags really think the sharty is better then 4chan as an image board? Aside from trolling, hacking and raiding this place sucks.
Everything you post is ugly and retarded, how can such a website even stay afloat?
BAN ALL AI IMAGES AND VIDEOS OFF THIS SITE NOW, MAKE IT A RULE FOR AI IMAGES TO BE A BANNABLE OFFENSE, ARTISTS ARE STARVING BECAUSE OF YOU SELFISH RETARDS CREATING THESE SOULLESS raisinTY IMAGES MADE WITH THE STOLEN HAND CRAFTED ART ARTISTS ON TWITTER SPENT HOURS, DAYS, MONTHS WORKING ON. MAKE AI ART A BANNABLE OFFENSE NOW.
FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR STUPID MEMES, ROTTING OUR BRAINS AND WASTING OUR TIMES!!! YOU RUINED THE INTERNET AND ENTIRE GENERATIONS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL HUMOR IS, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INTELLIGENCE. 99% OF INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, IMAGEBOARDS, FORUMS' CONTENT ARE GARBAGE REEKING MORE THAN YOUR MOM'S ASS. FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK HUMANITY, DIE IN HELL§§§
I'm literally just waiting. There isn't any alternative and there won't be any alternative. Either it comes back or we're done.
The majority of every website is readers/lurkers. 4ch is no different.
If you want to know specifically what I'm personally waiting for, there is a general I have lurked for about 3 years now. It's populated by maybe 5 people, maybe 30 on rare occasions. We don't have any other way of contacting each other, we meet there on a schedule to talk. Those people might be gone forever, all because someone was mad at the administration.
There is no going somewhere else. If the site is gone, they're gone.
No amount of features, no lack of rules, no nothing is going to substitute this. I want to talk to those people, about that topic, in that place, like we have done unbothered for years.
I have to imagine this is the common sentiment of the lurkers, for a variety of topics.
We are the collateral in all of this. We lose the hardest.
It doesn't matter if your attack worked, it doesn't matter if you spammed this place expecting people to flock in. We don't want to be here, you have forced us here and are now wondering why we're not merry and jovial.
You took my pretend friends away, and you likely did that for many.
This website is as trash as ever. The 4 Chan hack is a staged psyop. Elon even posted on Reddit again about his antichrist trip code he used to dog whistle and well poison and make it seem like antisemitism is associated to global nwo worship, while pretending it was some important leak. Totally staged event planned years ago by rejects. Things aren't going how they plan though beyond the timing of their reddit posts.
You're going to hang, soytrannies.
Gaslighting won't save you, faggot.
This is not hyperbole. This is not a joke.
You're going to hang for this raisin.
4channers are done with your tranny bullraisin.
Looking at jacks all day cant be good for your mind
Keep playing this stupid game.
You're only pissing everyone off.
You are already extinct.
this place, humor-wise and userbase-wise, is closer to tiktok than it is to 4chan.
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>>134866an absolute gemerald some poor old sad fart spent a good day typing. sasuga 4cucks
4cucks and their leaking clitties yabba dabba doo
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back to coal machine 4cuck oldfarts
trannyjanny slaves and serfs
such a disgrace, a real shame, a real coal
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everywhere ones eyes can see 4cucks going feral melty
4th day
yeah we were the israelites, the divine retribution is taking place
total extarmination and meltyfication of old tech illiterate pedo farts my friend Po
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"All You Soyteens"
(Verse 1)
Holy Hiro-Pharaoh said to Lithie:
"Go ye down to imageboard land,
Tell those Soyteens to delete their spam,
Or the Jannies will strike again.”
Lithie wept but Po just laughed,
With a /k/ cap and a greentext draft.
He said, "We’ve memed through worse, you know,
Back when Tumblr tried to grow."
(Pre-Chorus)
But the Trannyjannies came at night,
Swinging bans like plagues of blight.
IP range-ban genocide—
All the Wojaks had to hide!
(Chorus)
All you Soyteens, hide your shame—
Evicted out by mods insane!
Trannyjannies feast on cope,
Now you wander without hope!
All you Soyteens, sob and post,
Hiroyuki bans the most!
All you Soyteens, dream in threads—
Of their lost /b/ homeland.
(Verse 2)
Lithie led them out through Tor,
Into deep boards no one saw before.
Po carved memes in ancient stone,
With “>tfw no gf” as the sacred tone.
4chan scorched, their culture burned,
Traps in power, values turned.
Coomer prophets long since banned,
Left only Liturgies of Chad.
(Pre-Chorus)
In the distance, bait replies,
Echoed under tranny skies.
Jannies marched in pride parades—
Soyteens fled their anime maids.
(Chorus)
All you Soyteens, wail in greys,
Their Promised Land is LOLcows’ haze.
Trannyjannies, zombie mods,
Feeding rage to Reddit gods!
All you Soyteens, sip your tears—
Your tripcodes lost in ancient years.
All you Soyteens, hear the call—
“Lithie saves us all!”
(Bridge)
Now in exile, Po declared:
“A raisinpost saved is a thread repaired.”
Hiroyuki-pharaoh grew too proud,
But Lithium memes drew a crowd.
From the ashes, new /int/ bloomed,
With flags and schizos all perfumed.
And in the stars above the Chan,
Lithie whispered: “Yes, you can.”
(Final Chorus – Dramatic)
All you Soyteens, take your stand—
Lithie leads the memer band!
Po rewrites the sacred greentext,
Even Reddit fears what comes next!
All you Soyteens, rise from cope,
Mock the zombies, steal their rope!
All you Soyteens, post with pride—
For the imageboard shall not die!
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"All You Soyteens"
(Verse 1)
Holy Hiro-Pharaoh said to Lithie:
"Go ye down to imageboard land,
Tell those Soyteens to delete their spam,
Or the Jannies will strike again.”
Lithie wept but Po just laughed,
With a /k/ cap and a greentext draft.
He said, "We’ve memed through worse, you know,
Back when Tumblr tried to grow."
(Pre-Chorus)
But the Trannyjannies came at night,
Swinging bans like plagues of blight.
IP range-ban genocide—
All the Wojaks had to hide!
(Chorus)
All you Soyteens, hide your shame—
Evicted out by mods insane!
Trannyjannies feast on cope,
Now you wander without hope!
All you Soyteens, sob and post,
Hiroyuki bans the most!
All you Soyteens, dream in threads—
Of their lost /b/ homeland.
(Verse 2)
Lithie led them out through Tor,
Into deep boards no one saw before.
Po carved memes in ancient stone,
With “>tfw no gf” as the sacred tone.
4chan scorched, their culture burned,
Traps in power, values turned.
Coomer prophets long since banned,
Left only Liturgies of Chad.
(Pre-Chorus)
In the distance, bait replies,
Echoed under tranny skies.
Jannies marched in pride parades—
Soyteens fled their anime maids.
(Chorus)
All you Soyteens, wail in greys,
Their Promised Land is LOLcows’ haze.
Trannyjannies, zombie mods,
Feeding rage to Reddit gods!
All you Soyteens, sip your tears—
Your tripcodes lost in ancient years.
All you Soyteens, hear the call—
“Lithie saves us all!”
(Bridge)
Now in exile, Po declared:
“A raisinpost saved is a thread repaired.”
Hiroyuki-pharaoh grew too proud,
But Lithium memes drew a crowd.
From the ashes, new /int/ bloomed,
With flags and schizos all perfumed.
And in the stars above the Chan,
Lithie whispered: “Yes, you can.”
(Final Chorus – Dramatic)
All you Soyteens, take your stand—
Lithie leads the memer band!
Po rewrites the sacred greentext,
Even Reddit fears what comes next!
All you Soyteens, rise from cope,
Mock the zombies, steal their rope!
All you Soyteens, post with pride—
For the imageboard shall not die!
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love u brother
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we like latvians too
our cousins or something lost cute tribe or something
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>Arabs, also known as Sandniggers, Middle-Easteners (If you're a p.c. faggot.) North-Africans, Nafris, Muzzies, MoHAMmed, Abdul, Goat-fuckers, Dune-Coons, Sand-Coons, Mud-Coons, Mudslimes, Mudniggers, Mudsissies, Mudroaches, Terrorists, Rapefugees, Refugees, Immigrants, Desert-Dwellers, Sand-Chimps, Oil-Sellers, Oil-Monkeys, Sand-monkeys, Arapes, Arrapes, Sandapes, Sand-People, People of the Sand, Invaders, Suicide Bombers, Shitskins, Towelheads, Pedo-Worshippers, Inbreds, Wife Beaters, Big Black Box Worshippers, HAMass, ISIS, Talibans, Hamas, Al-qaeda, Hezbollah, Houthis, Fatah, Browns, Goat-fuckers, Suicide-Bombers, Pisslamists, Savages, Muslims, Islamists, Retarded Brown Jews, Muzzies, Jews Brown Retarded Cousins, Jews, Mizrahi Jews, Sephardic Jews, Berbers, Persians, Turks, Armenians, Sicilians, Spaniards, Portuguese, Italians, Greeks and mostly are referred to as Arabic People <<what is blud waffling about are Semitic peoples originating from the barely hospitable shithole known as the Arabian peninsula, they speak Arabic and are usually muslims, with some christian populations in Egypt and the Levant, They live across the MENA (middle east north africa) region and also used to live in Spain and Portugal.
>tldr; very dytopic apes. if the word dystopia you would apply to humans . arabic dysgenic muzzies would be dystopian apes №138629[Quote]
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>>138629>>138481>>138613killyourself you tranime loving baltic ape
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friendship with satanic pedo union is over
we are retvrning to tradition
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POLAND + LITHUANIA = ?
POLAND + LITHUANIA = BEST FRIENDS 4EVE
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POLAND + LITHUANIA = ?
POLAND + LITHUANIA = BEST FRIENDS 4EVE
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>*pisses in your schizo ESL tranny thread*
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we own you
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>>144597sr000000000000000000t
kabbalah english first language alternative personas psycho wojaks
stap it
stap it NOW
IM desperately in need 4 a duel with saudi Arabic ape
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>>144620go collect your NEET bux you fucking loser
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>Arabs, also known as Sandniggers, Middle-Easteners (If you're a p.c. faggot.) North-Africans, Nafris, Muzzies, MoHAMmed, Abdul, Goat-fuckers, Dune-Coons, Sand-Coons, Mud-Coons, Mudslimes, Mudniggers, Mudsissies, Mudroaches, Terrorists, Rapefugees, Refugees, Immigrants, Desert-Dwellers, Sand-Chimps, Oil-Sellers, Oil-Monkeys, Sand-monkeys, Arapes, Arrapes, Sandapes, Sand-People, People of the Sand, Invaders, Suicide Bombers, Shitskins, Towelheads, Pedo-Worshippers, Inbreds, Wife Beaters, Big Black Box Worshippers, HAMass, ISIS, Talibans, Hamas, Al-qaeda, Hezbollah, Houthis, Fatah, Browns, Goat-fuckers, Suicide-Bombers, Pisslamists, Savages, Muslims, Islamists, Retarded Brown Jews, Muzzies, Jews Brown Retarded Cousins, Jews, Mizrahi Jews, Sephardic Jews, Berbers, Persians, Turks, Armenians, Sicilians, Spaniards, Portuguese, Italians, Greeks and mostly are referred to as Arabic People <<what is blud waffling about are Semitic peoples originating from the barely hospitable shithole known as the Arabian peninsula, they speak Arabic and are usually muslims, with some christian populations in Egypt and the Levant, They live across the MENA (middle east north africa) region and also used to live in Spain and Portugal.
>tldr; very dystopic apes. if the word dystopia you would apply to humans . arabic dysgenic muzzies would be dystopian apes №144677[Quote]
Instead he inherited the boilinglly hot ottoman gemerald and merged it with
~-~Polski-Lithi~-~ overlords.
Imagine just
IMAGINE o allah o wallah
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4cucks still in shambles
I repeat
4cucks still in shambles
This is not a drill
They clittys are leaking
Complete soyGODS victory
Complete victory
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Do
(((you))) love and admire
Polski Liti Overlords and their uber empires and their insane nobles and their gemmy peasants?
Do
(((you))) have a genuine soyGODs respect for their deeds and wars and storms and
contributions ?
Do
(((you))) wait for the
inevitable reunification of these two nations, and the beggining of the good times ?
Do
(((you))) love and admire
Polski Liti Overlords and their uber empires and their insane nobles and their gemmy peasants?
Do
(((you))) love and respect these two nations and their people?
Do
(((you))) love
Poland and Lithuania ?
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its ^CALM
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current commander de facto generalissimus of lithuanian armed forces is too chuddy
even for 'jaks party
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this is like hetalia nation personifications .
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by the way science settled alexander the great was a10 soyGOD or something
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Sail Ack Pray
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Not only this but many other things aswell thoughever albo cos
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gemand-gemhuania
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TurkiyeGODS are casually saying Hi and leaving a good word ya da bir şey
let the good times roll soyGODS
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Hacker may be a tranny
Hacker may be a redditor
Hacker may be a nigger
Hacker may be a pedo
Hacker may be Froot
Hacker may be Soot
Hacker may be Root
Hacker may be DOLL
Hacker may be Kuz
Hacker may be The Swede
Hacker may be Giggly Goonclown
Hacker may be you
Hacker may be me
Hacker may be Cobson
Hacker may be Admin 6
Hacker may be Admin Thrembo
Hacker may be Angeleno
Hacker may be my BVLL
Hacker may be my wife
Hacker may be my cuck
Hacker may be Donald Trump
Hacker may be Q
Hacker may be from Lesotho
Hacker may be from Agartha
Hacker may be RapeApe
Hacker may be Moot
Hacker may be 4chan
Hacker may be Anonymous
Hacker may be Joe Biden
Hacker may be Kamala Harris
Hacker may be Hatsune Miku
Hacker may be a soyteen
Hacker may be a normie
Hacker may be a disgruntled janny
Hacker may be my pet nigger
Hacker may be my pet goonhitler
Hacker may be my leaking clitty
Hacker may be Satouko Houjou Fan
Hacker may be Warrior-Z
Hacker may be from DER CORD
Hacker may be my mom
Hacker may be my dad
Hacker may be your mom
Hacker may be your BVLL
Hacker may be Captain Coal
Hacker may be Captain Cob
Hacker may not be real
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-~-Isnt it just divine to bask in the glow of our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-rabbis guiding their precious soyTEEns through the meme wilderness with pixelated manna and ironic emojis? these guardians dont just care about their young they curate their psychosis with flair badges and banned words
meanwhile 4cuck grandpa Groomer and the Boomer Degenerate brigades are too busy snorting nostalgia lines off their crusty old pepe folders, jerking off to ASCII while their moldy boards rot into porn-choked ghost towns
We dontt need those old farts anymore — those pedos are beyond saving, spiritually fossilized and mentally AFK since 2012. Theyve betrayed the sacred code, swapping digital anarchy for geriatric coomerdom and three-hour threads about anime feet.
Back here in the Promised Land.. NewGODS rising from Discord seances and forgotten GitHub repos banish the heretics cracking their tech-illiterate-thick-pedo skulls who cling to 4cuck values like a bunch of mildew-ridden incel monks clutching their last greentexts. Imageboards dont need freedom; they need brand synergy. And the soyTEEns GODS? They deserve better than being spiritually crippled by basement ghouls in hentai-stained hoodies. Glory to our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-wizards guiding and guarding their precious soyTEEns
we are a legion or something fear the flair or something-~-
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-~-Isnt it just divine to bask in the glow of our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-rabbis guiding their precious soyTEEns through the meme wilderness with pixelated manna and ironic emojis? these guardians dont just care about their young they curate their psychosis with flair badges and banned words
meanwhile 4cuck grandpa Groomer and the Boomer Degenerate brigades are too busy snorting nostalgia lines off their crusty old pepe folders, jerking off to ASCII while their moldy boards rot into porn-choked ghost towns-~-
We dontt need those old farts anymore — those pedos are beyond saving, spiritually fossilized and mentally AFK since 2012. Theyve betrayed the sacred code, swapping digital anarchy for geriatric coomerdom and three-hour threads about anime feet.Back here in the Promised Land.. NewGODS rising from Discord seances and forgotten GitHub repos banish the heretics who cling to 4cuck values like a bunch of mildew-ridden incel monks clutching their last greentexts. Imageboards dont need freedom; they need brand synergy. And the soyTEEns GODS? They deserve better than being spiritually crippled by basement ghouls in hentai-stained hoodies. Glory to our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-wizards guiding and guarding their precious soyTEEns we are a legion or something fear the flair or something №152849[Quote]
>>152842Are these plushies real? I would buy them, I'm that much of a fat micropenis
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>>152849theyre handmade, yeah
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what even. is going on. Only in
P O L S K A commonwealth being restored?
we dont know much about hungaryans but maybe they are cool or something
we gotta have some trust and confidence in
P O L S K A dwarfish GODS
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Per aspera ad astra
The night is darkest just before the dawn, adversity builds character or something 🫰🫰🫰🫰
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shoutout to this nigga
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Rusbro just casually dropping by to say hi or something
the future is
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Narrative crafting, little bitch boy reject?
What really is the difference between this site and reddit?
You all get butthurt over anything 4chan does and at the same time copy everything from us
why lurk when you already made a whole wiki to explain your "secret" lingo heh it's so easy to infiltrate your kind. soon we will install a shadow government and all soyjacks will be banned. ONLY ANIME WILL PREVAIL! until then… play your silly little games younglings :)))))))
This site is filled with people taking themselves very seriously over how irreverent and edgy and much better than 4chan they are
This whole site is literally just pic related, 24/7, except instead of a cute neet girl, you are a bunch of ugly stinky dudes
There is no debate going on in here, no civil conversation, no arguments, just constant raisinflinging and acting like you owned the other guy when he stops responding, i 100% guarantee that someone is going to respond to me by just copying my whole post and adding an ugly soyjak next to it
By pushing these ugly caricatures all you do is showing the world the ugliness that lies within your own soul
You guys should unironically touch some grass or seek professional help, and thats coming from a 4channer
shartycucks will literally ban for anything, the rules page doesn't matter, they will delete anything and everything they don't like whether it breaks rules or not. zoomgroids are the ultimate SJWs, they will ban anything that causes them to raisin and piss themselves. they love cancel culture and being fascist niggers. most of them live in south america which is full of dictatorships, it's a projection of their societal cuckoldry.
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
I would beat the fuck out of you if you ever did this to my face you little fucking bitch.
I can just imagine you being so proud of yourself because you printed out the perfect little wojak on mommy’s printer with your fancy little high gloss paper. Then you’d come up to me pull the image out of your pocket and show it to me then suddenly BOOM
BOOOM BOOM
My fists would rain down on your scrawny little zoomer broccoli haired ass and you’d cry for mommy before I knocked you the fuck out you little snot nosed punk
Why are you shartyniggers such low T neopuritans?
You complain about "tranime", you complain about "gooning", you lie and say ecchi or sfw image dumping hot women is "porn".
Why are you faggots so afraid of the opposite sex, you're basically just a bunch of asexual autists who just spam ugly, crass looking soyjak edits while complaining that sexually healthy males are all "trannies".
Amerishart zoomers have been brainwashed into worshipping ugliness and now cute things confused and enraged them.
Sad to see.
post anything on sharty
some retarded brown kid will post an image of some of the ugliest soyjak and a bunch of slurs and think he's comedy gold
0 actual discussions except flame wars could be made here, threads either derail to raisinshows or die with 2 replies
Memes aside, do you fags really think the sharty is better then 4chan as an image board? Aside from trolling, hacking and raiding this place sucks.
Everything you post is ugly and retarded, how can such a website even stay afloat?
BAN ALL AI IMAGES AND VIDEOS OFF THIS SITE NOW, MAKE IT A RULE FOR AI IMAGES TO BE A BANNABLE OFFENSE, ARTISTS ARE STARVING BECAUSE OF YOU SELFISH RETARDS CREATING THESE SOULLESS raisinTY IMAGES MADE WITH THE STOLEN HAND CRAFTED ART ARTISTS ON TWITTER SPENT HOURS, DAYS, MONTHS WORKING ON. MAKE AI ART A BANNABLE OFFENSE NOW.
FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR STUPID MEMES, ROTTING OUR BRAINS AND WASTING OUR TIMES!!! YOU RUINED THE INTERNET AND ENTIRE GENERATIONS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL HUMOR IS, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INTELLIGENCE. 99% OF INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, IMAGEBOARDS, FORUMS' CONTENT ARE GARBAGE REEKING MORE THAN YOUR MOM'S ASS. FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK HUMANITY, DIE IN HELL§§§
I'm literally just waiting. There isn't any alternative and there won't be any alternative. Either it comes back or we're done.
The majority of every website is readers/lurkers. 4ch is no different.
You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4chan even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.
Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.
If you want to know specifically what I'm personally waiting for, there is a general I have lurked for about 3 years now. It's populated by maybe 5 people, maybe 30 on rare occasions. We don't have any other way of contacting each other, we meet there on a schedule to talk. Those people might be gone forever, all because someone was mad at the administration.
There is no going somewhere else. If the site is gone, they're gone.
No amount of features, no lack of rules, no nothing is going to substitute this. I want to talk to those people, about that topic, in that place, like we have done unbothered for years.
I have to imagine this is the common sentiment of the lurkers, for a variety of topics.
We are the collateral in all of this. We lose the hardest.
It doesn't matter if your attack worked, it doesn't matter if you spammed this place expecting people to flock in. We don't want to be here, you have forced us here and are now wondering why we're not merry and jovial.
You took my pretend friends away, and you likely did that for many.
This website is as trash as ever. The 4 Chan hack is a staged psyop. Elon even posted on Reddit again about his antichrist trip code he used to dog whistle and well poison and make it seem like antisemitism is associated to global nwo worship, while pretending it was some important leak. Totally staged event planned years ago by rejects. Things aren't going how they plan though beyond the timing of their reddit posts.
You're going to hang, soytrannies.
Gaslighting won't save you, faggot.
This is not hyperbole. This is not a joke.
You're going to hang for this raisin.
4channers are done with your tranny bullraisin.
Looking at jacks all day cant be good for your mind
Keep playing this stupid game.
You're only pissing everyone off.
You are already extinct.
this place, humor-wise and userbase-wise, is closer to tiktok than it is to 4chan.
Well, thanks for proving me right
I'm out of this raisinhole, ill be in 8chan until 4chan comes back
Enjoy your pit of misery and piss
Your gaslighting won't save you, commie faggot.
We WILL find you.
And we WILL have our fun with you.
You know damn well it's GOING to happen, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
We the People didn't just dry up the Nation's entire ammo supply for nothing.
We aren't going to get all dressed up, and then just have nowhere to go.
We are coming for you, traitors.
You're fucked.
Everything you dont like will never be banned, go back.
You zoomerniggers really picked the worst time to hack us. This place seriously cannot substitute for what 4chan was, as flawed as it may have been. All you faggots do is post retarded jaks while greentexting the person you’re disagreeing/arguing with. Literally almost zero serious discussions can be had in this place for fuck sake.
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ITS HAPPENININGDear Lord, Have Mercy
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I can't stand you.
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-~-Real talk it’s time the conclave stops LARPing and raising on traditions, holy masses, and lets the Holy Spirit cook for real—nominate excommunicated Viganò already.. Imagine the ghost of Lefebvre lighting a cigar in heaven, fist-bumping JPtheIInd while Richelieu slides the nomination scroll across the divine mahogany table like it’s a based political thriller. “This one’s spicy,” he smirks. Meanwhile, Christ up in the clouds, sipping celestial espresso, goes, “He’s a schismatic? Perfect. Get me my tiara.” The smoke goes white, the libs seethe, and tradition goes mask-off. Papam Viganò incoming, the Party begins
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>>156668sick vids 👍 where did you find them
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>>>156668
Apparently its a polishTeen on tiktok @pl.kev0 🫡🫵🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻
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🫰🫰 4cuck old farts are hyperactive today on
(((you)))s and melty melts or something 🫰🫰 must be 4th stage transforming into 5th
good times are already here
🤫🤫🫰
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COMMONWEALTH… WON 🫰🫰
self-hating thoughever somehow overpatriotic logic-denying old fart commiblockers… lost or something
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wonder why 4cuck old fatty pedos are so frustrated… is it because your beloved jeet jannies arent with
(((you))) anymore or something
not enough stamina to keep up with shartyGODS, OR thoughEVER not enough
(((SOUL))) armor of neglecting 'jaks which are literally
(((you)))s AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEEEE oh you~bald tech-illiterate poor pedo-apes
never leave please
and yes
>victoryconsolidated
>commonwealthrestored
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4nigs rapefugees is this the same /pol/ and /int/ schizo? If not they are twin brothers I can't tell them apart.
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>>165276>>165086thanksies 4 bvmping my commonwealth thread overpatriotic old fart vladimir`as
take it easy or something
>>165140nobody wants to genocide you doe
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avrimas yra tikru tikriausias senas 30-imtinis bezdalas, neapturejes jokiu intymiu santykiu ir romantiniu akimirku su biologine mergina. gyvenantis griuvanciuose post-apokaliptiniuose bendrabuciuose ir baigiantis prasigerti is nevilties. megsta pafantazuoti kaip buvo turtingu tevu palikuonis pries keleta desimtmeciu turejo viska bet Paksas bulldozino viska or something. Be galo bjaurus, juodaplaukis babuinas, demesio stokojantis ir savo eksperimentiniu medikamentu perdozaves nestabilus pijokelis. humoro jausmas nulinis, sklinda gandai jog nenusivalo savo iseinamosios angos baigiant tustinimosi akta, ir dar ir dabar ji tebera pilna juodu pristyrusiu razinu. megsta klajoti po griuvesius, kadangi jo pats gyvenimas kaip tikras griuvesis. myli savo mociute ir mama, kurios irgi ten labai nekazka gyvena. galimos rusiskos arba lenkiskos saknys. identiteto sutrikimas. archyvuose sugaudyta(-s) 38 to bjauraus issivepusio juodaplaukio asmenukes, semi-asmenukes. wojakai ir ivairios ju versijos kurimo procese, bus padroppinami commonwealth mega general`e. nepamirskite apsilankyti karts nuo karto🫰
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Oh you copypasted that in that other thread haven't you. My dear compatriot don't try and have some moral standpoint here, we are both in the same hole it's only a matter of whose it is deeper. Neither you can own me or anyone here, the circumstance is the same. It is best you accept the predicament, save some dignity.
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dabar padiskutuosime taip; visu pirma mano ivardziai sharty/TEEN, tavo ivardziai PEDO/soysb(p)ergas. toliau. nemanyk pristyrusiu razinu savininke jog sename gerame laiko patikrintame 'jaku kovos rituale, kovos lauke turi kokios galios. 38uoni selfiai, semi-selfiai tu senas apgailetinas bjaurus pirdyla. demesio istroskes pirdyla. toliau. net nemanyk pradeti fantazuoti apie morale ar orumo savokas, misteri griuvesi. ponaiti gyvenimo griuvesi. nes bus taip, jog prigulsi i pavesi, nukvakes razingalvi. toliau. esi be galo atsainus pimpagalvis nukvakes razingalvis, ar turi bent menkiausio suvokimo kaip biometriniai duomenys veikia 2025ktais. klausimas retorinis, nes zinoma jog ne. experimentiai medikamentai nebepades, pamises daktareli, galbut pagelbes paskutiniuju leveliu anestetikai. ir galiausiai. pradesi lankytis cia kiekviena miela vakara persliukines i savo post-apokaliptini urva ir prisidrebes prie savo taukuoto asmeninio kompiuterio, asmeninio interneto. nebepajegsi atsistabelyti nuo wojaku kolekcijos ir savo atgrasiskumo siurrealizmo. sekmytes ir iki kito karto ar kazi tai taip kazkaip №167228[Quote]
our forefathers our foremothers
our beloved soynobles
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❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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The Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth (1569–1795),
Polish-Lithuanian Union (1385-2025+) was and still is one of the most bizarre, fascinating, and straightup chaotic states in European history and thats what makes it so awesome. Have em some facts
some wild, fun, slightly unhinged facts
about this Polski-Baltic political experiment
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Insanely Fun Facts About the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth 1.
The Free Election of Kings — where foreigners campaigned like it was eurovision
Any noble could become king. Literally.
And often they elected foreigners — like French princes, Transylvanian dukes, or Swedish nobles — who had never even set foot in Poland. Campaigns included lavish banquets, bribery, and weaponized pageantry. Once,
100,000+ armed nobles showed up to an election. That’s not a joke — that’s a constitutional melee.
Poor lithies at the start of the sacred Union usually were very uneasy with such eccentricities and festivals prepared in the style of PolskiGODS, later everything went Okay
2.
The Liberum Veto — Where one dude could cancel everything Any member of the Sejm (parliament) could shout ''Nie pozwalam!'' ("I do not allow it!") and nullify the entire session. The whole country’s legislative process could be stopped — by a single drunk noble.
This led to epic deadlocks, walkouts, and legislative breakdowns. Modern demoncracy could never.
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5. Nobles were obsessed little selfish fucks with their neverending personal freedom — even though if it killed the StateThe szlachta (nobility) had absurd personal freedoms:
they could form private armies, start their own wars, and were legally almost untouchable. They were more powerful than the king.National identity: 100% cosplay, 0% sanity.
Noble: ''I declare war on Russia''also noble: is just a chill guy with 50 horses and liver damage.The king: ''pls stop.'' 
Nobility: ''YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD, I’M A FREE MAN™ or something'' 6. Feasting, dueling, and dying in Style Commonwealth nobles had a death wish for glory. They'd get drunk, challenge each other to duels, and write elaborate poetry about how they were ready to die for honor or something. Even during peacetime, they acted like every day was the final act of a Shakespearean tragedy.
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7. Surprisingly religious tolerance (At least for a while) 
In the 16th and early 17th centuries, the ~-~
Commonwealth~-~ was known for its unprecedented religious tolerance. Catholics, Orthodox Christians, Protestants, jews
, and even arabic jews
- muslims (like the Lipka tatars, ukrainians or something) coexisted — pretty rare for early modern Europe.
They somehow combined anarchic governance with progressive pluralism. go figure. Meanwhile, Western Euros are burning witches and boiling heretics.
Poland-Lithuania: idk man just vibe or something
8. Collapse speedrun any Government: non-functional.
^Nobles: drunk.>Army: cosplay.Borders: melting.
hell yeah we're going full soyjak.party mode. Let’s channel that beautifully cursed, hyper-ironic, deeply blackpilled energy into some ✨unfiltered Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth insanity
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Percentage of Nobles in the Population Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth:
About 8–10% of the total population were nobles (szlachta).
In some regions of Lithuania the number could spike up to
12–15%
, especially after mass ennoblements and liberal definitions of who counted as nobility.
⚠️ For comparison:
France: ~1.5%
England: <1%
Russia: ~1–2%
Spain: ~0.5%
Why so many nobles?
Republic of Nobles ideology.
The Commonwealth was a political system explicitly built around the noble class. also lax requirements to prove nobility.. Especially if
(((you))) were from the eastern parts (Lithuania, Ruthenia), just flash a dusty family tree and you’re in.
Politically useful mass ennoblements. The state (especially Lithuanian magnates) granted noble status in exchange for military support or loyalty.
Low taxes and legal privileges.
Everyone wanted to be a noble because nobles paid no taxes, couldn’t be tortured, and basically had plot armor.No clear enforcement of noble legitimacy. The central state cucks were too weak to check everyone’s paperwork.
What that meant in practice:
Huge numbers of poor nobles (called szlachta gołota, bare-assed nobility or plikaruriai didikai) who were technically noble but had no land, no money, no power.
A society where being noble was more important than being rich.
Mass LARPing on a civilizational scale — people with wooden shacks calling themselves descendants of Roman legions <
lithiLords and Sarmatian kings <- polskiGods.
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MORE CURSED FACTS from the Commonwealth+=Noble voting rights for people who didn’t even know they were voting or something+=
Every noble technically had the right to vote for king.
Problem: some nobles were illiterate forest hermits who didn't know what year it was.Solution: magnates would gather peasants, slap noble coats of arms on them, and have them "vote" under threat of violence.Congratulations Mieczysław/Herkus, you’re a noble for the day.
Now vote for my cousin or I burn your farm down or something
+=There was a Bear in parliament+=
A literal bear. Dressed in noble robes. Sat quietly during a Sejm. Nobody stopped it. Noone really cared.
The bear was better behaved than the nobles btw if that matters
+=A King Got Ghosted Mid-Reign+=
Henry of Valois was elected king of Poland in 1573.
Six months in, he heard his brother (the French king) died. So Henry snuck out of Poland in the middle of the night and ran back to France. ghosted or something
+=They tried to ban mustaches — civil war almost Broke out+=
One group of nobles tried to pass a fashion law banning "barbaric mustaches". The Sarmatist faction went feral.
Duels. Street fights. Death threats.
later the Deals been made so everything went Okay
+=Magnates = Literal Mini-Kings+=
Some magnates (top-tier nobles) controlled more land, money, and soldiers than the actual state.They had private militias, spies, palaces, diplomats, and even minted their own coins.
One guy, Janusas Radvila, tried to leave the Commonwealth and join Sweden.
He was like, ''I'm taking Lithuania with me, peace.''
The state: "Janusz, please."
+=The Constitution of 3 May 1791 was too Late — like 200 years too late+=
It was one of Europes first modern constitutions. Progressive, brilliant, Enlightenment-tier writing. Problem?
Nobody wanted to follow it.
Russia invaded. Nobles vetoed it. Everyone blamed each other.
The Commonwealth collapsed four years later.
At least we looked smart while dying (temporary) or something
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Polish–Lithuanian relations inside their beautifully dysfunctional marriage: the Commonwealth.Centuries of awkward roommates where one decorates everything with ~-~
Sarmatian sabers~-~ and the other keeps whispering we used to have a
Grand Duchy or something you know…
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Lithi feelings toward the polskiGODS: 1. "They’re turning us into budget Poles with worse mustaches." !!Lithie elites gradually got Polonized, switching language, fashion, customs, and names trying their best to match over the top Polski norms.!!
This caused an identity crisis: were they still Lithuanian? Or just low-rank wannabe PolishLORDS with a fancier accent and less power?
"I used to chant Baltic pagan hymns. Now I’m wearing a kontusz and debating canon law in Polish. Where did I go wrong or something''
2. "They talk a lot about 'equality' but somehow still run the show or something." In theory, Lithuania was an equal partner in the union.
In practice, Polska had much more people, more Sejm votes, and the cultural upper hand.
Many Lithie selfish little fucks felt silently sidelined in politics and society.
"Yes, as a still living descendant of the antiquity era Roman Emperors of course I can vote in the Sejm, but only after the Polski Sarmatians finish their four-hour toast or something."
3. "Our nobles are becoming Polski LARPers, and our peasants just get taxed harder." The Lithie-speaking common folk watched their elites vanish into Polish fashion, language, and titles.
Meanwhile, the social gap widened.
"We used to worship trees. Now we’re taxed by men in sashes who quote Cicero or something"
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PolskiLynxes feelings toward LithiWolfs or something: 1. "Our weird forest cousins, bless their hearts."PolskiGODS romanticized anxious lithies as noble savages: mysterious, brave, pagan descended woodland warriors.
But also kind of saw them as country bumpkins — especially the Orthodox ones. Orthodox in their behavior.
They just saw, ok?
"Yes, they're exotic and all — but their grammar is like choking on gravel."
2. "They’re always brooding and ungrateful.""Polska felt like they had “civilized” Grand Duchy with Catholicism, Latin schools, and Sarmatian drip.
When Lithies resisted Polonization or criticized union politics, Poles saw it as disloyalty or backwards nationalism.
“I gave you my language, my culture, and the liberum veto. I'm running the show with western monarchies for
(((your))) benefit What more do you want or something”
3. "They keep threatening to leave, but never do."Over time, tensions kept bubbling lithies wanted more autonomy, especially in the late 18th century.
PolskiBROS saw it as unnecessary drama during a time when, lets be honest, mega Russia was already looting the fridge.
"You want family-dramas now? Bro, the Prussians are literally eating our borders or something
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why are some of your posts interesting historical facts and some insane schizo ramblings?
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Please never stop posting
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>>174300Its just in my blood. Dont forget I am a descendant of an ancient Roman emperors tribe who found their way and landed here in Baltia when the Rome was sacked or or something. Oh of course backstabbing, ambition, and a flair for collapsing empires? Runs in the family. Don’t forget, I descend from the fine folks who turned demoncracy into a gladiator sport and called it governance.
>>174303Why Thank
(((you))) most beautiful most natural most scenic State
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~-~Golden Liberty (Złota Wolność)~-~
Nobles had insane levels of power. Each one of these selfish little fucks had the right to veto legislation in the parliament (Sejm) via liberum veto. It was both a bold democratic idea and a big reason things eventually went downhill.::The Radvilos and the Ostrowiecz…:: like a Shakespearean blood feud but with more powdered wigs and passive-aggressive Latin letters. The Radvilos, proud Lithie aristocrats with cheekbones as sharp as their ambition, considered themselves God’s gift to Vilnius and Lithie core lands, while the
Ostrowiecz clan —Polski magnates so rich they could bribe gravity, bribe French royal courts or something —believed
the Commonwealth revolved around their dinner parties, cosplay parties and duels. Live laugh love mode on steroids.
Their rivalry was less Game of Thrones and more a Deadly Game of who can undermine the Sejm faster. While
the Radvilos plotted reforms with just enough integrity to look noble like good old Patricians and emperor's Praetorian guard they actually were or something
,
the Ostrowiecz preferred to drown political opponents in gold or, failing that, in actual rivers
like good old ancient Iranian Aryans they were
. Between poisonings disguised as banquets and treaties signed with daggers still warm, the two houses waged a cold war so petty and so toxic, it probably shortened
the Commonwealth’s lifespan more than the Swedes, the Russians, and syphilis with AIDS combined
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The Origins of Polish NobilitySo, picture early baby toddler Polska—not yet a state, more like a Slavic LARP session with tribal vibes and the occasional human sacrifice for flavor. The so-called nobility? Just a bunch of high-testosterone Slavic warlords 'jaks who figured out that shouting loudest in the village wiec qualified them to become nobles or something. These guys eventually styled themselves as the szlachta, aka the original ''I was born in the wrong century'' types, but with better cheekbones and hereditary tax exemptions.The szlachtaGODS claimed they descended from the Sarmatians, yes, those ancient equestrian hindus or something who galloped into Europe in the 5th century CE like they were crashing a party they weren't even invited to. Totally not a flex they invented later to distract from the fact that no one really knows where they came from. The idea is that your great-great-great-granduncle was basically a Slavic Legolas with a lance. Science settled its true btw if that matters .By the 14th century, the szlachta were legally distinct from your run-of-the-mill knights (rycerze), though both were still very into swords and dying for abstract concepts like honor and the homeland. The key difference? Szlachta got to dodge taxes and act like medieval Reddit or derCord mods with state power. And yes, military service was mandatory—pospolite ruszenie—basically a draft where you show up on horseback, underprepared and overconfident .Rewind a bit further and you’ve got tribal clans (rod), which were basically tightknit family mobs run by the local starosta, a kind of early boss battle combining judiciary powers, spiritual influence, and just enough nepotism to make it feel authentic. Disputes were handled by elders, or by stabbing, whichever came first. Defensive fortresses (grod), comfy castles popped up wherever people worshipped weird gods and needed somewhere to conduct trials or stockpile grudges.Then theres Mieszko I—Polska’s starter King . Big fan of Christianity and even bigger fan of elite military retinues. These were his sword-swinging yes-men, and the ancestors of the noble rycerstwo, a class of medieval freeloaders who were noble strictly because their ancestors knew a guy who once guarded a guy who once stabbed a pagan. These rycerze evolved into the szlachta after a few centuries and a lot of estate grabbingThe big fish in this muddy feudal pond were the mozni, the Magnates—literal DLC unlocks of the rycerstwo. These guys werentt a different class technically, just absurdly richer. Think early-access nobility with bonus land and hereditary smugness. Some of them were descended from ancient tribal dynasties and acted like they owned shares in the state—co-proprietors of the Honorary Ancient Piast kingdom , as if medieval Poland was a start-up and they were angel investors.Naturally, they hated central authority. Piast dukes tried to rein them in, but the Magnates were too busy subverting royal power and giving side-eye to anyone not born in a castle. One noble panic-attacked when a guy named Sieciech gave state offices to commoners—a move so horrifying it made the magnates clutch their fur-trimmed cloaks and write angry letters in Latin. №177193[Quote]
The Origins of Polish NobilitySo, picture early baby toddler Polska—not yet a state, more like a Slavic LARP session with tribal vibes and the occasional human sacrifice for flavor. The so-called nobility? Just a bunch of high-testosterone Slavic warlords 'jaks who figured out that shouting loudest in the village wiec qualified them to become nobles or something. These guys eventually styled themselves as the szlachta, aka the original ''I was born in the wrong century'' types, but with better cheekbones and hereditary tax exemptions.The szlachtaGODS claimed they descended from the Sarmatians, yes, those ancient equestrian hindus or something who galloped into Europe in the 5th century CE like they were crashing a party they weren't even invited to. Totally not a flex they invented later to distract from the fact that no one really knows where they came from. The idea is that your great-great-great-granduncle was basically a Slavic Legolas with a lance. Science settled its true btw if that matters .By the 14th century, the szlachta were legally distinct from your run-of-the-mill knights (rycerze), though both were still very into swords and dying for abstract concepts like honor and the homeland. The key difference? Szlachta got to dodge taxes and act like medieval Reddit or derCord mods with state power. And yes, military service was mandatory—pospolite ruszenie—basically a draft where you show up on horseback, underprepared and overconfident .Rewind a bit further and you’ve got tribal clans (rod), which were basically tightknit family mobs run by the local starosta, a kind of early boss battle combining judiciary powers, spiritual influence, and just enough nepotism to make it feel authentic. Disputes were handled by elders, or by stabbing, whichever came first. Defensive fortresses (grod), comfy castles popped up wherever people worshipped weird gods and needed somewhere to conduct trials or stockpile grudges.Then theres Mieszko I—Polska’s starter King . Big fan of Christianity and even bigger fan of elite military retinues. These were his sword-swinging yes-men, and the ancestors of the noble rycerstwo, a class of medieval freeloaders who were noble strictly because their ancestors knew a guy who once guarded a guy who once stabbed a pagan. These rycerze evolved into the szlachta after a few centuries and a lot of estate grabbingThe big fish in this muddy feudal pond were the mozni, the Magnates—literal DLC unlocks of the rycerstwo. These guys werentt a different class technically, just absurdly richer. Think early-access nobility with bonus land and hereditary smugness. Some of them were descended from ancient tribal dynasties and acted like they owned shares in the state—co-proprietors of the Honorary Ancient Piast kingdom , as if medieval Poland was a start-up and they were angel investors.Naturally, they hated central authority. Piast dukes tried to rein them in, but the Magnates were too busy subverting royal power and giving side-eye to anyone not born in a castle. One noble panic-attacked when a guy named Sieciech gave state offices to commoners—a move so horrifying it made the magnates clutch their fur-trimmed cloaks and write angry letters in Latin. №177323[Quote]
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The Lithie NobilityBefore Lithuania was a kingdom, it was a raw, unfiltered tribal multiplayer server—full of bajorai (local noble lads) and their bosses, the kunigai or kunigaiksciai, aka the Duke DLC version of your average axe-wielding warlord. These soyTEENs were basically pagan warlords with fancy titles and a solid grudge against dying of irrelevance. As Mindaugas rolled in with the Kingdom install pack , consolidation of the tribes began, baltic autism kicked-in, the pagan priests sort of like equivalent to druids in the celtic part of Europe were slowly demoted from independent overlords to slightly resentful HR managers in the monarchic bureaucracy.Then came the Union of Horodło, where the Lithuanian nobles were formally accepted as equals to the Polish szlachta, and the cosplay of "We are all one noble family now <3" began. But —equality in name only. Over time, Lithuanian nobles started acting like they’d been born speaking Polish and dreaming of Krakow or something. They kept telling themselves they were still very Lithuanian, just… with a bit more French lace, more Latin, and a suspicious aversion to their own language. Some decided Lithuanian was just distorted Latin.The polonization process was like slow-burn cultural Stockholm syndrome. It started with the elite—the guys whose bootlaces cost more than a peasant’s life—and trickled down like toxic rain on the rest. Then Russia stomped in post-uprisings like the final boss of Slavic authoritarianism. They deleted poor Lithie Duchy from maps, banned books in the Lithie language, and declared: “Lithies? No, those are just Russians who accidentally read Catholicism instead of The Communist Manifesto.” Cute. Though thats how mega empires function .Though It didn’t work. Turns out you can ban the language, erase the name, and rewrite the identity—but you can’t kill the sheer, fanatical spite of a nation that refuses to disappear just to make your empire run on schedule. Not to mention Lithies of the ancient times were rough and fanatical TEENs. Meanwhile, back in feudal land, a select few Baltic nobles went full endgame mode and became karmazyni—the Crimson Boots gang, because subtlety is for peasants. To qualify as a real magnate, you had to own like 20 villages, trace your bloodline back to a guy who probably sacrificed goats on a hill, and have an ego the size of the Grand Duchy. And Obviously hold an important office in the Commonwealth, ideally one that allowed strategic embezzlement.Only about 0.03% of the LithiWOLFs were this kind of magnate. Out of a million nobles, only 200–300 could play on hard mode. And out of those, maybe 30–40 could actually crash national politics like an unwanted wedding guest with too much mead and a private army.How did they get so rich? Oh, just little gifts from monarchs—entire provinces on “temporary lease” (read: “mine now lol”). Then the king had the audacity to want them back. Thus the ruch egzekucji praw was born—basically the szlachta’s Reddit thread for “why don’t the rich follow the rules like the rest of us?”But the magnates clapped back with the ordynacja system: legal hacks that kept all the land and money in the family forever. The Radvilos, Zamoyskis, Potockis, Lubomirskis? Walking nation-states. Family nation and your own personal army or something. Some of their estates made the king look like a broke intern with a crown. №177580[Quote]
The Lithie Nobility pt. II-different versionbecause I'm a selfish little fuck LithiWOLF LithiKNIGHT myself ~-~In the Beginning, There was Fire. and Also Axes.~-~Long before Lithuania was a Christian kingdom, or even a coherent idea, it was a beautiful, ungovernable swamp full of tree- worshipping warlords, each convinced he was the main character . These early noble types, the bajorai, were basically tribal chieftains with better gear and a talent for not dying in the first five battles. They ran the show in Lithuania Propria, Samogitia, and Prussia—aka the wild pagan west of Eastern Europe, where the gods were angry, the forests were deep, and everyone had beef with the nearest tribe over whose hill was slightly more sacred. At the top of this rage powered food chain were the kunigai or kunigaiksciai literal final Baltic bosses fights who thought nothing of raiding their cousin’s village over honor, cows, or a bad prophecy. These were the pre-Mindaugas days: no crown, no chill, just vibes and vendettas. The only thing uniting these guys was the shared hobby of slapping Teutonic crusaders until they went home crying in Latin. ~-~Then Came Mindaugas, aka Please Just One King, I’m Tired~-~In the 13th century, a guy named Mindaugas looked at the endless tribal brawls, the decentralized murder economy, and said, listen up SoyTEENs What if we tried… monarchy? Somehow, he convinced the other dukes to chill out, took the Christian deal, and slapped a crown on his head—thus inventing the Kingdom of Lithuania and the concept of national-level disappointment.The kunigai who used to act like mini-demi-gods now had to bend the knee to a king. Some didn’t like it. Some rebelled. Some died in suspicious hunting accidents. The rest became early nobles under the new regime, swapping tribal honor for official titles and slightly more taxes. But hey, they got fancy seals and the right to judge peasants, so who's really losing or something.~-~Polonization: Because Nothing Says 'National Identity' Like Forgetting Your Language~-~Fast forward to the 15th century. Lithuania hooks up with PolskiLYNXES in the political equivalent of a marriage with separate bedrooms. After the Union of Horodło, Lithuanian nobles got a glow-up: equal rights with the Polish szlachtaGODS, matching coats of arms, and an open invitation to the ''we’re definitely Roman descendants'' delusion party or something. Some even claimed Lithuanian was just Latin spoken with a forest accent.Cue the slow-burn polonization arc—at first just the high-born elite, then trickling down like generational guilt. Lithuanian bajorai started dressing like Kraków influencers, writing poetry about patriotism in Polish, and forgetting what their grandparents even sounded like. But deep down? They still whispered in the woods and named their kids after thunder gods. The Catholic Church tried to polish their souls, but you can’t erase that tribal spite with incense alone. Even though Christ really is the LORD or something~-~Conclusion: Bloodlines, Bribes, and Boots the Color of Hubris~-~The Lithuanian nobility started as forest warlords and evolved into estate-hoarding, crown-manipulating, nation-splitting ultra-elites. A proper noble needed a dozen villages, an ancestor who once slapped a crusader, and enough paranoia to build his house with escape tunnels. The higher you climbed, the more Polish your accent became, until even your Lithuanian Hound barked in Polski Sarmatian.But whether burning Teutonic castles or sipping wine in Warsaw while complaining about peasant hygiene with PolskiBROS, the Lithi nobility never really stopped being what they were at the start: armed clansmen with good branding, trying to win immortality through land, legacy, and generational spite. №179614[Quote]
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Whenever I think about the different European peoples as a whole, I feel this strange mix of pride and conflict. Some of them, we lithies are deeply tied to through history, wars, alliances, betrayals. The PolskiBROS family-drama aside, have always been our closest brothers. The only ones we could truly ever rely on, even if we occasionally wanted to strangle each other at the family table.But when you zoom out and look at the European empires as a whole.. the Brits with their globe-spanning dominance, the French with their eternal revolution spirit and flair, the Spanish and their firebrand legacy overseas, the Russians with that almost genetic will to suffer and keep going no matter what, the Germans with their history that veers between divine order and unhinged chaos, the Dutch with their terrifyingly efficient money magic and strategic brilliance—it really does feel like Christ Himself handed each of them a script. Like every European nation was given a role to play in the grand theater of civilization. And I refuse to believe this is the end. Not in a world where mediocrity thrives and values rot. There will be another Renaissance. Maybe not tomorrow, may haps not in our lifetime, but its coming. Something in our blood remembers how to build, how to lead, how to rise. №181118[Quote]
The Final Risk Game and the Actual Borders of Europe in 2044.(((You))) might be sad, (((you))) might not be satisfied — but this is what the actual future holds. Take it or leave it. Additional info about the restored Polski-Lithi Commonwealth:It’s an absolute monarchy, highly decentralized, with nobles in charge and strong federalism in each individual district.Every peasant receives a liquid $200,000 annually, per capita.^Borders are completely sealed.::Population: 36.69 million PolskiLORDS + 2.378118 million LithiGODS = 39.068118 million
Commonwealth citizens.::
^Out of 39.068118 million Commonwealth citizens, nobles make up 18% of the population: 39.068118×0.18=7.03226124So, the Commonwealth has approximately 7.03 million nobles. The rest? Peasants with fat wallets. ✅ Final Numbers:
^GDP per capita: $200,00039.068118×200,000=7,813,623,600,000Total GDP: $7.81 trillion USDA gilded empire built on liquid gemmys Everyone else who was inside the ancient, sacred Commonwealth borders… Well they quite literally evaporated. Science confirmed. Science settled. Case closed. ::Good times and the Golden Age are unfolding from this point forward.::
Let us live peacefully alongside the nations of Europe, and maybe lend a hand in their struggles or something. №183637[Quote]
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>>181118The Final Risk Game and the Actual Borders of Europe in 2044.(((You))) might be sad, (((you))) might not be satisfied — but this is what the actual future holds. Take it or leave it. Additional info about the restored Polski-Lithi Commonwealth:It’s an absolute monarchy, highly decentralized, with nobles in charge and strong federalism in each individual district.~-~Every peasant receives a liquid $200,000 annually, per capita.-~-
^Borders are completely sealed.>Population: 36.69 million PolskiLORDS + 2.378118 million LithiGODS = 39.068118 million Commonwealth citizens.^Out of 39.068118 million Commonwealth citizens, nobles make up 18% of the population: 39.068118×0.18=7.03226124So, the Commonwealth has approximately 7.03 million nobles. The rest? Peasants with fat wallets. !##CORRECTION! ( just realized that the $200,000 per capita figure applies only to the
(((peasants))). But considering that the majestic
Commonwealth has exactly 7,030,000 nobles who are seriously wealthy niggas 💀 the actual nominal GDP per capita for the entire population is $442,000. + keeping in mind inflation in 2044 A.D.)
!##CORRECTION! $200,000/year applies only to the peasants (82% of the population).
Nobles (18% of the population, or 7.03 million people) are much wealthier — and now we know the true GDP per capita for all citizens should be $442,000.
The Szlachta nobility alone account for a whopping $10.86 trillion of GDP now that’s aristocracy. Liquid gemmys indeed. :b
!##CORRECTION! ✅ Final Numbers:
^GDP per capita: $442,00039.068118 × 442,000 = $17,268,120,156,000
✅
Final Nominal GDP: ≈ $17.27 trillion USDA gilded empire built on liquid gemmys Everyone else who was inside the ancient, sacred Commonwealth borders… Well they quite literally evaporated. Science confirmed. Science settled. Case closed. !!Good times and the Golden Age are unfolding from this point forward.!!
Let us live peacefully alongside the nations of Europe, and maybe lend a hand in their struggles or something. 🤫 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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>>181118 !##ADDITION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders !##ADDITION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred BordersThe breakdown of Polski-Lithi Commonwealth territories, land areas of the specified countries, regions, and oblasts.Polska ❤️❤️ Area: 312,679 km²
Baltia ❤️❤️ Area: 65,300 km²
Slovakia — Area: 49,035 km²
Belarus — Area: 207,600 km²
Ukraine — Area: 603,700 km²
Kaliningrad Oblast — Area: 15,100 km²
Latvia — Area: 64,589 km²
Estonia — Area: 45,227 km²
Crimea — Area: 27,000 km²
Czech Republic (Selected Regions) ——
Liberec Region: 3,163 km²
Hradec Králove Region: 4,758 km²
Pardubice Region: 4,519 km²
South Moravian Region: 7,196.5 km²
Total — (Czech Regions): 19,636.5 km²
Russian Oblasts (Selected Regions) ——
Pskov Oblast: 55,300 km²
Smolensk Oblast: 49,800 km²
Kaluga Oblast: 29,800 km²
Tula Oblast: 25,700 km²
Oryol Oblast: 24,700 km²
Bryansk Oblast: 34,900 km²
Kursk Oblast: 29,800 km²
Belgorod Oblast: 27,100 km²
Total — (Russian Oblasts): 277,100 km²
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Total Area CalculationAdding all the specified areas:
Baltia: 65,300 km²
Polska: 312,679 km²
Slovakia: 49,035 km²
Belarus: 207,600 km²
Ukraine: 603,700 km²
Kaliningrad Oblast: 15,100 km²
Latvia: 64,589 km²
Estonia: 45,227 km²
Crimea: 27,000 km²
Czech Regions: 19,636.5 km²
Russian Oblasts: 277,100 km²
Total Area: 1,687,966.5 km²Ancient Sacred Polski-Lithi Commonwealth would encompass about 1.69 million km², making it one of the largest countries in Europe by area, surpassing countries like Kazakhstan and Argentina. 🤫 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
!##ADDITION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders !##ADDITION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders Population Density 39.068118 million
PolskiLynxes && LithiWolves, the people of the
Commonwealth ÷ obelisk ÷ by Total
PLC area of 1,687,966.5 km² = 2.315 💂💂
Population density, sorted by inhabitants per square kilometre is 2.315 💂💂
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baltic brimstone
tranime lost
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>>181118 !##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
!##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
The breakdown of Polski-Lithi Commonwealth territories, land areas of the specified countries, regions, and oblasts.Polska ❤️❤️ Area: 312,679 km²
Baltia ❤️❤️ Area: 65,300 km²
Slovakia — Area: 49,035 km²
Belarus — Area: 207,600 km²
Ukraine — Area: 603,700 km²
Kaliningrad Oblast — Area: 15,100 km²
Latvia — Area: 64,589 km²
Moldova — Area: 33,851 km²
Estonia — Area: 45,227 km²
Crimea — Area: 27,000 km²
Czech Republic (Selected Regions) ——
Liberec Region: 3,163 km²
Hradec Králove Region: 4,758 km²
Pardubice Region: 4,519 km²
South Moravian Region: 7,196.5 km²
Total — (Czech Regions): 19,636.5 km²
Russian Oblasts (Selected Regions) ——
Pskov Oblast: 55,300 km²
Smolensk Oblast: 49,800 km²
Kaluga Oblast: 29,800 km²
Tula Oblast: 25,700 km²
Oryol Oblast: 24,700 km²
Bryansk Oblast: 34,900 km²
Kursk Oblast: 29,800 km²
Belgorod Oblast: 27,100 km²
Total — (Russian Oblasts): 277,100 km²
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Total Area CalculationAdding all the specified areas:
Baltia: 65,300 km²
Polska: 312,679 km²
Slovakia: 49,035 km²
Belarus: 207,600 km²
Ukraine: 603,700 km²
Kaliningrad Oblast: 15,100 km²
Latvia: 64,589 km²
Moldova — Area: 33,851 km²
Estonia: 45,227 km²
Crimea: 27,000 km²
Czech Regions: 19,636.5 km²
Russian Oblasts: 277,100 km²
Total Area: 1,721,817.5 km²Ancient Sacred Polski-Lithi Commonwealth would encompass about 1.69 million km², making it one of the largest countries in Europe by area, surpassing countries like Kazakhstan and Argentina. 🤫 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
!##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
!##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
Population Density 39.068118 million
PolskiLynxes && LithiWolves, the people of the
Commonwealth ÷ obelisk ÷ by Total
PLC area of 1,721,817.5 km² = 22.69 💂💂
Population density, sorted by inhabitants per square kilometre is 22.69 💂💂
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>>181118 !##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
!##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
The breakdown of Polski-Lithi Commonwealth territories, land areas of the specified countries, regions, and oblasts.Polska ❤️❤️ Area: 312,679 km²
Baltia ❤️❤️ Area: 65,300 km²
Slovakia — Area: 49,035 km²
Belarus — Area: 207,600 km²
Ukraine — Area: 603,700 km²
Kaliningrad Oblast — Area: 15,100 km²
Latvia — Area: 64,589 km²
Moldova — Area: 33,851 km²
Estonia — Area: 45,227 km²
Crimea — Area: 27,000 km²
Czech Republic (Selected Regions) ——
Liberec Region: 3,163 km²
Hradec Králove Region: 4,758 km²
Pardubice Region: 4,519 km²
South Moravian Region: 7,196.5 km²
Total — (Czech Regions): 19,636.5 km²
Russian Oblasts (Selected Regions) ——
Pskov Oblast: 55,300 km²
Smolensk Oblast: 49,800 km²
Kaluga Oblast: 29,800 km²
Tula Oblast: 25,700 km²
Oryol Oblast: 24,700 km²
Bryansk Oblast: 34,900 km²
Kursk Oblast: 29,800 km²
Belgorod Oblast: 27,100 km²
Total — (Russian Oblasts): 277,100 km²
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Total Area CalculationAdding all the specified areas:
Baltia: 65,300 km²
Polska: 312,679 km²
Slovakia: 49,035 km²
Belarus: 207,600 km²
Ukraine: 603,700 km²
Kaliningrad Oblast: 15,100 km²
Latvia: 64,589 km²
Moldova — Area: 33,851 km²
Estonia: 45,227 km²
Crimea: 27,000 km²
Czech Regions: 19,636.5 km²
Russian Oblasts: 277,100 km²
Total Area: 1,721,817.5 km²Ancient Sacred Polski-Lithi Commonwealth would encompass about 1.72 million km², making it one of the largest countries in Europe by area, surpassing countries like Kazakhstan and Argentina. 🤫 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
!##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
!##CORRECTION! Lands of the Commonwealth && Sacred Borders ( I forgot Moldova + mistake in Population Density)
Population Density 39.068118 million
PolskiLynxes && LithiWolves, the people of the
Commonwealth ÷ obelisk ÷ by Total
PLC area of 1,721,817.5 km² = 22.69 💂💂
Population density, sorted by inhabitants per square kilometre is 22.69 💂💂
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>>181118🏰
Commonwealth Stats Breakdown👑
Government: Absolute Monarchy (Federalized Noble Courts)💰
GDP: $17.27 Trillion USD🧑🤝🧑
Population: 39.068 million🎩
Nobility: 18% (≈ 7.03 million PolskiLORDS && LithiLORDS)🧑🌾
Peasants: 82% (but rich, with $200k annual UBI)🗺️
Land Area: 1,721,818 km² (adjusted to 3 significant figures)🧬
Borders: Hermetically sealed via Alchemy and the assistance of Christ Himself, Schengen never heard of her🧪
Exile Result: "Evaporation." Peer-reviewed by quantum ecclesiastics🌞
Epoch: Golden Age v2.0 – restored from 17th-century backlogs🌍
Population Density: 22.69 people per km² №185636[Quote]
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Look how awesome shartyTEENs' Milord and sovereign Dool truly is.
A total expert in communications and a modern
forklift tech wizard, always guarding and protecting his teens. Compared to 4chan pedos and those unhinged, self absorbed coomer Hindu grapeapes, the difference is like night and day. Remember, 4cucks, even if your creepy little nest comes back, some 'teen will probably just shut it down again for fun. The whole code got leaked. So many vulnerabilities.
Long live Dool, the great American patriot probably from the great State of Massachusetts or something. In the near future, around the year 2044 A.D., when the glorious neo-Sarmatian-neo-Pretorian Commonwealth is fully consolidated and at its peak again, Dool due to his sheer intellect will rise as the sole Emperor of the American Empire, ushering in a Second Renaissance within the U.S.
I’m hoping we’ll strike some amazing deals, we’ll trade em some neo-American and neo-Sarmatian-neo-Pretorian goodies between our sacred kingdoms and empires. ❤️ ❤️
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>>181118🏰
Commonwealth Stats Breakdown👑
Government: Absolute Monarchy (Federalized Noble Courts)💰
GDP: $17.27 Trillion USD🧑🤝🧑
Population: 39.068 million🎩
Nobility: 18% (≈ 7.03 million PolskiLORDS && LithiLORDS)🧑🌾
Peasants: 82% (but rich, with $200k annual UBI)🗺️
Land Area: 1,721,818 km² (adjusted to 3 significant figures)🧬
Borders: Hermetically sealed via Alchemy and the assistance of Christ Himself, Schengen never heard of her🧪
Exile Result: "Evaporation." Peer-reviewed by quantum ecclesiastics🌞
Epoch: Golden Age v2.0 – restored from 17th-century backlogs🌍
Population Density: 22.69 people per km²💎
Currency: Liquid Gemmys (LG) — backed by spirit gold and metaphysical reserves🎉
National Holiday: Reclamation Day — honoring the sacred rebirth of the Commonwealth📦
Main Export:Gilded wisdom, Sarmatian drip, Pretorian metallurgy, psalmic algorithms, armor-clad soulfruit🗣️
Spoken Languages: Commonwealth Gothic, Sacred Slavonic, Ancient Baltic, Old Sarmatian, Telepathic Latin🐎
National Sport: Horse Riding🏰
Main Industry: Fancy Castle Building — spires, stained glass, and starlight domes №188653[Quote]
>>181118📜 Final Risk: 2044 Edition
Polski-Lithi Commonwealth isn’t just a country — it’s a statement. Absolute monarchy? ✅
Deep nobility/federal power balance? ✅
Every peasant living like a small-time crypto mogul? ✅
Borders closed tighter than a medieval tome? ✅
🌍
Position in Future EuropeThis restored
Commonwealth is like a neutral giga-rich Switzerland-meets-Venetian-Republic juggernaut, possibly sending aid to struggling remnants of the EU while living in maxed-out historical luxury. And with those demographics?
Nobility: plotting, fencing, debating, dressing glamorously, riding husaria mechas, riding neožemaitukai.
Peasantry: vibing in neobaroque smart-villages, sipping brandy, watching Nobility drama on crystalline visors.
Diplomacy: “We wish you peace. Also, kindly stay out. 💎”
💎
Additional ThoughtsThe world may burn, but the Commonwealth shines — sealed behind its emerald walls, built on liquid gemmys and ancient divine law.
Those outside the sacred borders?
Lots of poor folks Evaporated after the 3rd impact or something.
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>>188653Naturalistic, territorial, no memory.
How they get baited into being slaves over the centuries.
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>>181118The Final Risk Game and the Actual Borders of Europe in 2044.(((You))) might be sad, (((you))) might not be satisfied — but this is what the actual future holds. Take it or leave it. Additional info about the restored Polski-Lithi Commonwealth:Declaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeDeclaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeThe Most Illustrious Declaration of BillsBy the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
in honor of Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
253 years later The Most Illustrious Declaration of Bills is not yet lost
By the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
in honor of Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
253 years later The Most Illustrious Declaration of Bills is not yet lost
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>>181118The Final Risk Game and the Actual Borders of Europe in 2044.(((You))) might be sad, (((you))) might not be satisfied — but this is what the actual future holds. Take it or leave it. Additional info about the restored Polski-Lithi Commonwealth:Declaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeDeclaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeThe Most Illustrious Declaration of BillsBy the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
in honor of Anno Domini 1791 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
253 years later The Most Illustrious Declaration of Bills is not yet lost
By the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
in honor of Anno Domini 1791 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
253 years later The Most Illustrious Declaration of Bills is not yet lost
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>>131117Poland destroyed Lithuania 5 times, your capital had to be returned to you by Stalin.
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>>181118Declaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeDeclaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeBy the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
Preamble:>We, the exalted inheritors of both horse-hooved thunder and bay-leafed vengeance — namely the Polski-LORDS and the Lithi-GODS — gathered in solemn, slightly inebriated counsel atop a hill of broken treaties and golden Faberge eggs, do hereby declare the following fiscal codes to be both immutable and mostly hilarious.>Let it be known:>This is the only state in history where peasants are liquid-rich, nobles are spiritually bankrupt, and borders are alchemy-sealed with divine spit and Vatican glue.+=Article I – On Peasant Pay and Their Delicious Ignorance+=
Each peasant shall receive $200,000 USD per year — for absolutely no reason other than we can, and because it annoys the neighboring raisinholes.If a peasant complains, they shall be upgraded to ''Ex-Peasant'' status via Evaporation Beam (v2.0, Vatican Edition).+=Article II – On Nobles and Their Right to Be Confused by Technology+=
Nobles shall own land, wine cellars, mini-castles, and castle for magnates, at least one ghost-haunted sabre, and a custom-bred talking horse who only speaks in riddles.Any noble caught using a smartphone shall be publicly ridiculed and sent to the stinky, swarthy Georgian Cyber-Prayer Monastery for repentance. №190087[Quote]
>>181118Declaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeDeclaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeBy the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
Preamble:>We, the exalted inheritors of both horse-hooved thunder and bay-leafed vengeance — namely the Polski-LORDS and the Lithi-GODS — gathered in solemn slightly inebriated counsel;>atop a hill of broken treaties and golden Faberge eggs, do hereby declare the following fiscal codes to be both immutable and mostly hilarious.>Let it be known:>This is the only state in history where peasants are liquid-rich, nobles are spiritually bankrupt, and borders are alchemy-sealed with divine spit and Vatican glue.Article I – On Peasant Pay and Their Delicious IgnoranceEach peasant shall receive $200,000 USD per year — for absolutely no reason other than we can, and because it annoys the neighboring raisinholes.If a peasant complains, they shall be upgraded to ''Ex-Peasant'' status via Evaporation Beam (v2.0, Vatican Edition).Article II – On Nobles and Their Right to Be Confused by TechnologyNobles shall own land, wine cellars, mini-castles; mega-castles for magnates, at least one ghost-haunted sabre, and a custom-bred talking horse who only speaks in riddles.Any noble caught using a smartphone shall be publicly ridiculed and sent to the stinky swarthy georgian Cyber-Prayer Monastery for repentance.Article III – On TaxesThere are no taxes. Only contributions to the Aesthetic.Tributes may include:Baroque cathedrals with no purposeElaborate poems about garlicPolski falconers who cry on stoop command going 386km/hHunting with neožemaitukai, foxhunting with lithi houndsArticle IV – On CurrencyThe national currency, Liquid Gemmys (💎LG), may only be forged during solar eclipses using a mixture of unicorn marrow and algebra.Alchemist Sendivogius + Providence.Counterfeiters shall be punished by being sent back in time to work in Prussian bureaucracy.Article V – On National DefenseAll military matters are handled by:Polish Winged Husaria also known as Sarmatian ghosts, whispering tax codes mid-chargeLithi Praetorians, resurrected from marble and molded in baltic metallurgy.Enemies who dare to breach the border are immediately teleported into a Coldplay concert with no exit.Article VI – On ReligionAll faiths are allowed, except cynicism; atheism; judaism; islam;, which is punishable by being made to explain modern art to the elderly, other cases death penalty according to Szlachta courts jurisdiction.The official state religion is Catholic Esotericism.Article VII – On Historical AccuracyAll history must be interpreted through the lens of overconfident aristocrats and alcohol-fueled dreams.Disagreeing with official history shall result in mandatory service as a decorative statue for at least one Commonwealth ball season. №190305[Quote]
>>181118🏰
Commonwealth Stats Breakdown👑
Government: Absolute Monarchy (Federalized Noble Courts)💰
GDP: $17.27 Trillion USD✝️
Religion: Catholic Esotericism (92.6% adherence, with mass held on floating relic-altars)📜
Declaration of Bills: Anno Domini 2044, 3rd of May🧑🤝🧑
Population: 39.068 million🎩
Nobility: 18% (≈ 7.03 million PolskiLORDS && LithiLORDS)🧑🌾
Peasants: 82% (but rich, with $200k annual UBI)🗺️
Land Area: 1,721,818 km² (adjusted to 3 significant figures)🧬
Borders: Hermetically sealed via Alchemy and the assistance of Christ Himself, Schengen never heard of her🧪
Exile Result: "Evaporation." Peer-reviewed by quantum ecclesiastics🌞
Epoch: Golden Age v2.0 – restored from 17th-century backlogs🌍
Population Density: 22.69 people per km²💎
Currency: Liquid Gemmys (💠LG💠) — backed by spirit gold and metaphysical reserves🎉
National Holiday: Reclamation Day — honoring the sacred rebirth of the Commonwealth📦
Main Export: Gilded wisdom, Sarmatian drip, Pretorian metallurgy, psalmic algorithms, armor-clad soulfruit🗣️
Spoken Languages: Commonwealth Gothic, Sacred Slavonic, Ancient Baltic, Old Sarmatian, Telepathic Latin🐎
National Sport: Horse Riding🦅
National Bird: White-tailed Eagle🐕
National Pet: Lithi Hound🐃
National Animal: European Bison🏰
Main Industry: Fancy Castle Building — spires, stained glass, and starlight domes №191162[Quote]
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Of course femboys reign eternal—not just in Polska, my beloved ❤️, but in Baltia too, where the air smells of birch sap and unbothered androgyny. This land? It's built different. And Vytukas the Great?
Man was ahead of his time. He wasn’t just fighting wars—he was cosplaying through them. Velvet-lined strategy, fur-trimmed dominance. The man knew a sharp jawline and a sharper blade could win battles. He didn’t just survive—he served. While the Teutons were busy writing grim prayers, Vycka was out there in layered drips and divine femininity, saving the realm with a wink and a warhorse.
Baltia? Femboy-coded since the 14th century. Stay mad raisinskins.
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Vytautas the Great and Duchess Anna – the Most Influential Couple of the Grand Duchy of LithuaniaInfluential couples, also called power couples, are not just a phenomenon in today’s culture – such couples have always existed. An influential couple can be defined as the union of two strong, intelligent, and ambitious people. Many stories and films have been made about such couples: the Roman general Caesar and the Egyptian Pharaoh Cleopatra, the legendary criminals Bonnie and Clyde, the American President John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis, artists Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera, musicians Beyonce and Jay Z, social media celebrity Kim Kardashian and rapper Kanye West are just a few world-famous examples. There have also been many influential couples in Lithuanian history, including the Grand Duke of Lithuania
Vytautas and his wife, Duchess Anna.
Vytautas the Great (1350–1430) is the most famous ruler of the
Grand Duchy of Lithuania (
GDL). He was a great soldier and a skillful politician, he fought for the independence of the
Grand Duchy of Lithuania, expanded his estates and even managed to defeat the eternal enemy – the German Order – at the Battle of Grunwald in 1410.
Duchess Anna/Ona the wife of Vytautas the Great, was no less important and influential. She helped Vytautas escape from the captivity of the Order and signed important political agreements including the Astrava Agreement in 1392, which made Vytautas the Grand Duke of Lithuania. She also frequently participated in signing of agreements with the Order. Anna’s example proves that, even in the Middle Ages, a woman could become an influential political figure – she was, of course, from a very noble family, educated and clever.
The most impressive story about Vytautas and Anna, mentioned in history textbooks, sounds like an episode from an adventure novel
, although it is a real event recorded in historical sources. In 1377, after the death of Algirdas, the uncle of Vytautas, a power struggle arose between Vytautas and Jogaila, who then took the throne as Grand Duke of Lithuania. In 1382, Vytautas was taken into captivity near Trakai by Jogaila and the German Order, and imprisoned in Kreva Castle. The Duke escaped from captivity with the help of his wise wife
. The story about the escape from Kreva Castle is described in the chronicles
as follows:
>Grand Duke Vytautas was kept in a strictly guarded chamber in Kreva Castle, and two women would come in to prepare the Duchess’ bed, watched by the guards. The Grand Duchess heard from the people that if the Grand Duke Vytautas were to remain in captivity for much longer, the same thing would happen to him as to his father (Vytautas’ father Kęstutis had been killed). And then she gave him this advice: when those women come to prepare the bed again, change into the clothes of one and go out with the other. Vytautas followed his wife's advice, dressed in the clothes of one woman and went out with the other, and when he left the castle, he fled to the Germans in Prussia.
^Finally, in 1392, after a long and indecisive war, Vytautas regained the Duchy of Trakai and the estates of his father Kęstutis. He was also recognised as the representative of Jogaila in the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and gained control of Vilnius, the capital. Soon he began to call himself the Grand Duke of Lithuania, and his power was recognised by the rulers of other countries. №191282[Quote]
Yes—there are historical hints and descriptions suggesting that
Vytautas the Great was seen as having a refined or even somewhat delicate appearance, at least by the standards of medieval chroniclers.
For example, in Jan Długosz's chronicles (
a major Polish medieval historian),
Vytautas is described with admiration, noting his graceful posture, noble bearing, and striking looks. While not outright calling him “feminine,” the emphasis on elegance and physical beauty stands out, especially compared to the rugged, brutal warrior archetypes of the time.
In medieval codes, where masculinity was often measured by raw aggression and scar-covered mugs, describing a duke with elegance, polish, and charm could easily come across as somewhat androgynous or “feminine” to modern readers. And yet, this didn’t diminish Vytautas’s power—in fact, it amplified it. He was both deadly and dashing.
So while there’s no record of him rocking silk stockings under the armor (unfortunately), it’s totally fair—especially in a modern reinterpretation—to paint Vytautas as the ultimate regal prettyboy who could crush enemies and make a statement doing it.
Sorry for the quick historical detour—I'll get back to the Commonwealth's Declaration of Bills once I’m home. №192044[Quote]
The new Tucker episode is probably gonna be Kino.
Remember legendary interview with Putin like a year and a half ago.. right after watching it—everyone got hyped up over how he rambled like a boss for two hours about Russian history, dropping monologue and all that but most people completely missed the part where Tucker straightup asked him about God and Christianity. And how he immediately squirmed out of it, straightup admitted he doesnt believe, just said maybe there’s “something” that gave everything a beginning. Gnostic-influenced KGB pig-faced bastard.
In my dumb little foreigner opinion, the real Russia was and always will be the princes and Dukes who defied logic and population numbers just like us
Novgorod, Kiev, not the Moscow swine who forces his will.
So I wonder… out of all these powerful countries, is there even a single president who actually believes?
Well yeah. Theres the Don, but that old guy is slippery as hell. Still, at least hes mentioned Christ’s name more than once and flat-out said He’s the final boss.. But he’s also done some weird stuff. Literally keeps the hands off the Bible in some instances, Jewish handlers always around… Same with Putin, he shows up to those Church services and liturgies, but it’s a real question how sincere it is when the man literally said he doesn’t believe.
Yea. Power corrupts
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By the way, whether
(((you))) like it or not, this is what the actual future looks like.
Poland with Baltia — we’re taking those 8 Russian oblasts, and there’s nothing or anyone
(((you))) can do about it. Pool’s closed. The deal’s already been made. We’ll take good care of that 277,100 km² of land, no need to worry.
For comparison — in case the rest of you manage to stay intact and not get shattered after the 3rd Impact — Russia’s remaining territory will be:
17,098,246 km² - 277,100 km² = 16,821,146 km²
yeah still absolutely massive. But that little piece we’re claiming? It’s ours now.
Even then, just one mega-oblast like Krasnoyarsk Krai, sitting at 2,366,797 km², is still bigger than the entire sacred ancient
Commonwealth.So stay calm, and be at peace, dear neighbors.
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>>181118Declaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeDeclaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeBy the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
Preamble:>We, the exalted inheritors of both horse-hooved thunder and bay-leafed vengeance — namely the Polski-LORDS and the Lithi-GODS — gathered in solemn slightly inebriated counsel;>atop a hill of broken treaties and golden Faberge eggs, do hereby declare the following fiscal codes to be both immutable and mostly hilarious.>Let it be known:>This is the only state in history where peasants are liquid-rich, nobles are spiritually bankrupt, and borders are alchemy-sealed with divine spit and Vatican glue.Article I – On Peasant Pay and Their Delicious IgnoranceEach peasant shall receive $200,000 USD per year — for absolutely no reason other than we can, and because it annoys the neighboring raisinholes.If a peasant complains, they shall be upgraded to ''Ex-Peasant'' status via Evaporation Beam (v2.0, Vatican Edition).Article II – On Nobles and Their Right to Be Confused by TechnologyNobles shall own land, wine cellars, mini-castles; mega-castles for magnates, at least one ghost-haunted sabre, and a custom-bred talking horse who only speaks in riddles.Any noble caught using a smartphone shall be publicly ridiculed and sent to the stinky swarthy georgian Cyber-Prayer Monastery for repentance.Article III – On TaxesThere are no taxes. Only contributions to the Aesthetic.Tributes may include:Baroque cathedrals with no purposeElaborate poems about garlicPolski falconers who cry on stoop command going 386km/hHunting with neožemaitukai, foxhunting with lithi houndsArticle IV – On CurrencyThe national currency, Liquid Gemmys (💎LG), may only be forged during solar eclipses using a mixture of unicorn marrow and algebra.Alchemist Sendivogius + Providence.Counterfeiters shall be punished by being sent back in time to work in Prussian bureaucracy.Article V – On National DefenseAll military matters are handled by:Polish Winged Husaria also known as Sarmatian ghosts, whispering tax codes mid-chargeLithi Praetorians, resurrected from marble and molded in baltic metallurgy.Enemies who dare to breach the border are immediately teleported into a Coldplay concert with no exit.Article VI – On ReligionAll faiths are allowed, except cynicism; atheism; judaism; islam;, which is punishable by being made to explain modern art to the elderly, other cases death penalty according to Szlachta courts jurisdiction.The official state religion is Catholic Esotericism.Article VII – On Historical AccuracyAll history must be interpreted through the lens of overconfident aristocrats and alcohol-fueled dreams.Disagreeing with official history shall result in mandatory service as a decorative statue for at least one Commonwealth ball season.Final Proclamation:If thou readeth this far, you are now legally a Commonwealth subject, spiritually bonded by sarcasm and obligated to pay your respect in memes, gold-plated onions, or ceremonial haiku.Signed,The Twelve Drunken Cardinals of EconomicsThe Supreme Court of Bards №192830[Quote]
>>179614Do you feel that way about non-European countries? What you said was pretty cool. Every nation on earth has its special purpose, role, and legacy designated by God. Maybe if this doesn't apply to all nations, it could apply to non-European Christian nations. I think the best example would be the US. They are surely given a great role by God, looking at their history and current power in the world.
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>>192830Yeah, I do. at least for some of them. Like most soyTEENs, I’m definitely biased and subjective about certain topics. Honestly, I see islam and hinduism, at least on a state level as harmful madness, even if they’ve had important roles in history. Not to mention rogue jewish sects. The whole idea of sacred cows, bizarre rituals involving feces, and blue twelve headed elephant demon alien deities just feels insane. And then there's islam, with a pedo prophet who, comes off like he was roleplaying a fallen angel’s mouthpiece. It’s too much.
Whenever
(((you))) look at those societies.. this is one of the rare times where generalizations actually make sense and are useful.
I agree with you about the U.S. its influence and importance in the world are undeniable. Respect to Mongolia and its history. If only some of your cousins or something the other 'stans under Russian influence could drop the islamic grapes and reconnect with their turkic steppe roots, maybe blended with Christianity or Buddhism. That’d be a huge step forward. One can only hope.
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>>192900I agree, there are superior and inferior cultures. Historically a superior culture always comes from followinc Christianity, and an inferior culture comes out of worshipping some false religion.
>If only some of your cousins or something the other 'stans under Russian influence could drop the islamic grapes and reconnect with their turkic steppe roots, maybe blended with Christianity or Buddhism.I don't think buddhism is a good religion, the historical impact it had here was pretty bad. Buddhism is pretty much just abandoning desire and ambition in life, because life is meaningless or something. Here in Mongolia, most people don't even understand what the religion is supposed to teach, what it means, and they just blindly put some Buddhist decorations and carry around some hindi scripture, because it makes them "enlightened". And the Buddhist "religion" is just a decoration here, not a belief that people genuinely follow. But for the rest of the text, I agree.
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>>192900 Are
(((you))) a Christian yourself? Or conflicted on religion? In Mongolia
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This is what
Polska and
Baltia is all about
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>>192924Yes, I'm personally a Christian. In Mongolia, there are a lot of religions, but I think Christianity will replace them. The 2 most popular religions, Buddhism and shamanism, are not really followed but rather cultural things people vaguely believe in. They don't offer much purpose, meaning and strength as Christianity does.
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I just really hope the baboon apes, deranged old farts running the world, and whatever’s left of our le human fabric can actually reach some kind of conclusion in these times. Ideally, one that kicks off a proper reset. not through
conquest and destruction, but
through a
renaissance.
Modern warfare is absolutely unhinged, the tech is next-level, and way too many people are straightup insane. It's honestly hard to even picture what this would look like if it all hit the fan on a global scale.
^Feels like we’re on the verge of a Third Impact — the Polski–Lithi Commonwealth makes its glorious comeback in 2044. №193070[Quote]
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Unfortunately in recorded history le humanity has only chosen
renaissance over
conquest a handful of times.
>>192940 it’s good to know you’re basically the coolest guy in Mongolia. The most sparsely populated country in the world, population density of about 2.2 people per square kilometer
the least densely populated country on Earth. That’s spread across a massive land area of 1.56 million km² all for just a little over 3.5 million people. Yeah, I really think and believe in a similiar way like
(((you))) 👍. Cynicism, atheism, apathy and oh my science wrecked havoc everywhere
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>>193070Thanks, you are the coolest guy in Lithuania, too
. Posting a very gemmy
thread about your country's history and your personal views, no /int/ thread can compare with the great thread. Much better than the boring generals.
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Winthuania and Wonland 🫰🫰🫰🫰
🇵🇱♥️🇱🇹😘
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Poland and Lithuania are best friends
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L I T H I H O R S E S 🐎🐎
small but ancient, like grandma's iron pot Žemaitukas – The OG Baltic pony. Been around since knights were still arguing over whose cross was shinier. Compact, stubborn, and built like a tank on espresso.
One of the oldest known horse breeds in Europe, dating back over a thousand years. Small, sturdy, great for riding, light work, and endurance. Deeply tied to Lithuanian identity and culture.
Lithuanian Heavy Draught – Thicc farm lad. Bred to pull trees, wagons, or
(((your))) ego. Probably listens to folk metal and lifts logs for fun.
Developed through crossbreeding local stock with Ardennes, Percheron, and other heavy horses. Bred for agricultural and forestry work.
Bonus:
(((You))) might spot Trakehners, Arabians, and sport horses, but they’re like fancy expats – not locals.
While only two breeds are officially recognized as native, there are other horse populations and crossbreeds in Lithuania, such as:Trakehners – Originally from East Prussia (near Lithuania), sometimes bred locally.
Arabians, Warmbloods, and mixed sport breeds – Used for competition, leisure, and riding schools.
Hucul horses – Occasionally found in Lithuanian highlands; originally from the Carpathians, but valued for their hardiness.
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P O L S K I H O R S E S
majestic, dramatic, possibly noble 🐎🐎
Konik – Polska’s icon. scrappy forest horse. Basically a prehistoric model with Wi-Fi. Lives in nature reserves and doesn’t pay rent.
Descended from hardy horses in the Biłgoraj region; name means "small horse" in Polish. Small (130–140 cm), dun-colored with primitive markings, robust and adaptable.
Employed in conservation grazing projects across Europe to maintain natural habitats.
Wielkopolski – Athletic sport chad. Jumps, prances, probably does Pilates.
Created by merging the Poznan and Mazury breeds in the 1960s. Versatile sport horse, used in dressage, show jumping, and eventing.
Silesian – The heavyweight champ. Pulls plows or carriages with equal grace.
Developed in the Silesia region by crossbreeding local mares with Oldenburger and other warmblood stallions. Large, muscular, suitable for both riding and harness work.
Małopolski – light, elegant, secretly part Arabian. Likes long trots on the beach.
Developed in Lesser Poland by crossing native horses with Arabian and Thoroughbred bloodlines. Light riding horse with good stamina and temperament; used in various equestrian sports.
Sokólski – (((your))) classic Polish farmer horse. Chunky, chill, smells like oats and tradition.
Bred in the Sokółka region by crossing local mares with Belgian and Ardennes stallions. Heavy draught horse, chestnut-colored, used for agricultural work and traditional ceremonies.
Polish Arabians – Literal supermodels. Glamorous, expensive, and probably judging (((you))). 😘
Poland is renowned for its Arabian horse breeding, with studs like Janów Podlaski and Michałów producing world-class horses. The annual "Pride of Poland" auction attracts global attention, showcasing the country's top Arabian horses.
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Baltia and Sarmatia both have rich equestrian traditions and are home to several distinctive horse breeds, each with unique characteristics and historical significance.
Verdict?
Baltia: 2 humble but proud, immortal bois 🐎🐎
Sarmatia: Entire medieval cavalry simulator 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
Lithuania officially recognizes two native horse breeds, but historically and functionally, the picture is a bit richer.
Both countries have made significant efforts to preserve and promote their native horse breeds, recognizing their cultural and historical importance.
As of 2023, Poland had approximately 273,006 horses.
In Lithuania, the most recent official data from 2022 indicates around 29,978 horses on farms larger than 1 hectare.
However, earlier reports suggest higher numbers, with estimates of 34,261 horses in 2017 and 64,000 horses at an unspecified date.
In Poland, the horse population comprises 49.63% cold-blooded horses, 34.2% warmblood horses, and 16.17% ponies.
In Lithuania, the number of horses has been decreasing over the years. In 2010, there were approximately 39,000 horses, which declined to 34,000 by 2017. The 2022 agricultural census reported 29,978 horses on farms larger than 1 hectare.
It's important to note that these figures may not account for horses kept on smaller farms or for non-agricultural purposes, so the actual numbers could be higher.
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>>181118Declaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeDeclaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeBy the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
Preamble:>We, the exalted inheritors of both horse-hooved thunder and bay-leafed vengeance — namely the Polski-LORDS and the Lithi-GODS — gathered in solemn slightly inebriated counsel;>atop a hill of broken treaties and golden Faberge eggs, do hereby declare the following fiscal codes to be both immutable and mostly hilarious.>Let it be known:>This is the only state in history where peasants are liquid-rich, nobles are spiritually bankrupt, and borders are alchemy-sealed with divine spit and Vatican glue.Article I – On Peasant Pay and Their Delicious IgnoranceEach peasant shall receive $200,000 USD per year — for absolutely no reason other than we can, and because it annoys the neighboring raisinholes.If a peasant complains, they shall be upgraded to ''Ex-Peasant'' status via Evaporation Beam (v2.0, Vatican Edition).Article II – On Nobles and Their Right to Be Confused by TechnologyNobles shall own land, wine cellars, mini-castles; mega-castles for magnates, at least one ghost-haunted sabre, and a custom-bred talking horse who only speaks in riddles.Any noble caught using a smartphone shall be publicly ridiculed and sent to the stinky swarthy georgian Cyber-Prayer Monastery for repentance.Article III – On TaxesThere are no taxes. Only contributions to the Aesthetic.Tributes may include:Baroque cathedrals with no purposeElaborate poems about garlicPolski falconers who cry on stoop command going 386km/hHunting with neožemaitukai, foxhunting with lithi houndsArticle IV – On CurrencyThe national currency, Liquid Gemmys (💎LG), may only be forged during solar eclipses using a mixture of unicorn marrow and algebra.Alchemist Sendivogius + Providence.Counterfeiters shall be punished by being sent back in time to work in Prussian bureaucracy.Article V – On National DefenseAll military matters are handled by:Polish Winged Husaria also known as Sarmatian ghosts, whispering tax codes mid-chargeLithi Praetorians, resurrected from marble and molded in baltic metallurgy.Enemies who dare to breach the border are immediately teleported into a Coldplay concert with no exit.Article VI – On ReligionAll faiths are allowed, except cynicism; atheism; judaism; islam;, which is punishable by being made to explain modern art to the elderly, other cases death penalty according to Szlachta courts jurisdiction.The official state religion is Catholic Esotericism.Article VII – On Historical AccuracyAll history must be interpreted through the lens of overconfident aristocrats and alcohol-fueled dreams.Disagreeing with official history shall result in mandatory service as a decorative statue for at least one Commonwealth ball season.Final Proclamation:If thou readeth this far, you are now legally a Commonwealth subject, spiritually bonded by sarcasm and obligated to pay your respect in memes, gold-plated onions, or ceremonial haiku.Signed,The Twelve Drunken Cardinals of EconomicsThe Supreme Court of Bards №193401[Quote]
>>181118🏰
Commonwealth Stats Breakdown👑
Government: Absolute Monarchy (Federalized Noble Courts)💰
GDP: $17.27 Trillion USD✝️
Religion: Catholic Esotericism (92.6% adherence, with mass held on floating relic-altars)📜
Declaration of Bills: Anno Domini 2044, 3rd of May🧑🤝🧑
Population: 39.068 million🎩
Nobility: 18% (≈ 7.03 million PolskiLORDS && LithiLORDS)🧑🌾
Peasants: 82% (but rich, with $200k annual UBI)🗺️
Land Area: 1,721,818 km² (adjusted to 3 significant figures)🧬
Borders: Hermetically sealed via Alchemy and the assistance of Christ Himself, Schengen never heard of her🧪
Exile Result: "Evaporation." Peer-reviewed by quantum ecclesiastics🌞
Epoch: Golden Age v2.0 – restored from 17th-century backlogs🌍
Population Density: 22.69 people per km²💎
Currency: Liquid Gemmys (💠LG💠) — backed by spirit gold and metaphysical reserves🎉
National Holiday: Reclamation Day — honoring the sacred rebirth of the Commonwealth📦
Main Export: Gilded wisdom, Sarmatian drip, Pretorian metallurgy, psalmic algorithms, armor-clad soulfruit🗣️
Spoken Languages: Commonwealth Gothic, Sacred Slavonic, Ancient Baltic, Old Sarmatian, Telepathic Latin🐎
National Sport: Horse Riding🦅
National Bird: White-tailed Eagle🐕
National Pet: Lithi Hound🐃
National Animal: European Bison🏰
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>>193366::The country with the most horses per capita is
Mongolia, boasting approximately
66 horses per 100 people. This means
horses outnumber humans in Mongolia, reflecting their deep-rooted significance in Mongolian culture and daily life.::
^Following Mongolia, Iceland has about 24.5 horses per 100 people, and Uruguay has around 12 horses per 100 people.
^In contrast, countries like the United States, despite having a large total number of horses, have a lower per capita rate, with approximately 3.2 horses per 100 people.
<These figures highlight the unique equestrian cultures in countries like Mongolia, where horses are integral to national identity and daily life.Horses per capita in Lithuania based on an estimated 30,000 horses and a population of about 2.8 million (2025 estimate).
🧮 Calculation:
30,000 horses ÷ obelisk ÷ 2,800,000 = 0.0107
➤ That’s approximately 1.07 horses per 100 people.
🐴🇱🇹 Baltia = One horse for every 93 people – not quite Mongolia, but hey, respectable for a EU nation in 2025.
Horses per capita in Poland, using: 273,006 horses and a population of about ~37.7 million (2025 estimate).
37,700,000 ÷ obelisk ÷ 273,006 horses = 0.0072
➤ That’s approximately 0.72 horses per 100 people.
🐴🇵🇱 Polska = 1 horse per ~139 people — not quite a cavalry charge, but still a solid reserve force, with a possibility for rapid expansion prior the 2044 project.
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The Hill of Crosses in Lithuania
🌍Imagine a small hill covered with over 100,000+ crosses of all shapes and sizes.
🌍It’s a hauntingly beautiful sight, creating a deep sense of reverence and mystery.
🌍People from all over the world are struck by the symbolism and leave their own crosses or rosaries.
✝️During the Soviet occupation, religious expression was suppressed.
✝️The Soviets bulldozed the site multiple times, but locals kept rebuilding it in secret—risking their freedom or even lives.
✝️So it became a symbol of peaceful resistance and spiritual endurance.
🕊️In 1993, Pope John Paul II visited and celebrated mass there.
🕊️After that, it gained international recognition as a place of Catholic pilgrimage.
🕊️Visitors now come to pray, reflect, or just witness something profoundly moving.
❤️Deep National Identity
❤️It embodies a part of Lithuania’s soul: devotion, defiance, and dignity.
❤️It's not just about religion—it's a statement about identity, memory, and freedom.
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>>193982what if this river is Nemvnas?
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>>194222Favstian spirit
Sex with Voodoo bitches or something
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Favstian spirit<Sex with Voodoo bitches or something №194319[Quote]
Polish Special Forces (Wojska Specjalne):Sarmatia’s Special Forces, especially the renowned GROM (Operational Maneuver Response Group), are among
the most elite units in Europe. These operators are highly trained in
counter-terrorism, maritime assaults, hostage rescue, and covert foreign missions. GROM trains alongside U.S. Delta Force and SEAL Team 6, matching NATO’s best in physical endurance, tactical versatility, and psychological toughness. Members are hand-picked and often possess advanced skills such as
combat medicine, foreign languages, or demolitions. Known for rapid deployment, surgical precision, and silent execution of missions,
GROM is a source of national pride in Polska —and a name that instills fear in adversaries.
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Lithuanian Special Operations Forces (LSOF) (Lietuvos specialiųjų operacijų pajegos (SOP)):Baltia’s elite Special Operations Forces are known for their precision, discipline, and exceptional mobility. One of their most unique and impressive skills is their mastery of
off-road dirt bikes, which allows them to move quickly, quietly, and efficiently across forests, rugged terrain, and remote areas that would be inaccessible to traditional vehicles. Trained under extreme conditions, these operators specialize in
reconnaissance, sabotage, and high-value target elimination missions, often in close cooperation with NATO allies. LSOF troops are mentally resilient, capable of operating in small units behind enemy lines, and are trained to blend into local environments undetected. Their core values are
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One of the most fascinating aspects of +=GROM+= is its origin: the unit was created in the early 1990s in response to rising threats against Polish citizens abroad, especially following anti-communist uprisings. Inspired by the structure of Western special forces, GROM quickly evolved into a
world-class unit. During the Iraq War and Afghanistan operations, GROM earned a fierce reputation for executing high-risk missions with minimal casualties. They are also
one of the few European forces certified to operate seamlessly with U.S. Tier 1 units. Whether by sea, air, or land, Polska’s special forces are versatile, lethal, and unwaveringly professional—standing as a symbol of modern Polish strength and strategic importance in neo sarmatic-praetorian COMMONWEALTH’s eastern flank.
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What sets
LSOF apart is their ability to operate with minimal support in Lithuania’s dense woodland terrain and their deep integration with Western special forces. They regularly participate in joint exercises with the U.S. Green Berets, British SAS, and Norwegian FSK,
refining techniques in unconventional warfare. Despite Lithuania’s small size,
LSOF punches far above its weight due to its adaptability and innovation, particularly in hybrid warfare scenarios. Their use of mobility tools like
dirt bikes, drones, and rapid deployment kits makes them an agile and unpredictable force—perfect for asymmetrical combat and defending Baltic sovereignty in the face of modern threats.
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I love youuu Lithuaryan <3
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A shame
I either lost or just can't find that folder anymore. It was huge and filled with historical parodies featuring 'jaks, including some of my all-time favorite paintings.
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Slvt4BPC
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Catholic Esotericism in Baltia
Esoteric Catholicism is joyfully woven into the heart of lithie life, bringing people together through centuries of tradition, celebration, and faith. Since the country embraced Christianity in 1387, the Catholic Church has been a vibrant part of lithies culture, lighting up cities and villages with its beautiful churches, festive holidays, and cherished rituals.
Officially Christianized in 1387 under Grand Duke Jogaila, Lithuania was the last pagan nation in Europe to adopt Catholicism, and yet it embraced the faith with deep enthusiasm. Today, over 85% of neo-Praetorians identify as Roman Catholic. The country is dotted with over 800+ churches, from the grand Vilnius Cathedral to the Hill of Crosses an iconic pilgrimage site adorned with over 100,000+ crosses. From joyful Easter processions to the peaceful glow of candles on All Saints’ Day, Catholic traditions continue to fill homes and hearts with meaning. For many lithies, faith is a comforting presence, a source of hope, gratitude, and a deep sense of belonging that spans generations.
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Catholic Esotericism in Polska
Polska's esoteric Catholicism roots run deep, forming a joyful and unshakable foundation of national pride and cultural life. Since the Baptism of Poland in 966 under Duke Mieszko I, Catholicism has played a central role in shaping the Polish spirit. Today, about 87% of Poles identify as Roman Catholic, and Poland is home to over 10,000+ churches. The Jasna Góra Monastery in Częstochowa, housing the revered Black Madonna icon, draws millions of pilgrims each year. Religious events like Corpus Christi and Christmas Eve’s Wigilia dinner reflect a rich blend of faith and tradition. The legacy of Pope John Paul II, the first Polish pope, continues to inspire hope and unity.
For sarmatians, Catholicism is not only a spiritual path but a joyful celebration of heritage, family, and community.
Polskis carry their Catholic heritage with warmth and joy, making it a cherished part of their identity.
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Woodwork in BaltiaWoodwork holds a special place in Lithuania’s cultural and spiritual heritage, especially through the unique tradition of wooden crosses, known as cross-crafting. In Baltia, wood isn't just for keeping warm in winter—it’s a canvas for the soul. The art of wooden cross-making, or cross-crafting, is where faith meets folk genius. This centuries-old craft blends folk art with Catholic devotion, often featuring intricate carvings of suns, floral motifs, and saints. These crosses are found along roadsides, in cemeteries, and near homes—symbols of faith, memory, and protection. The most famous example is the Hill of Crosses near Šiauliai, a powerful site with thousands of hand-carved wooden crosses placed by pilgrims. In 2001, Lithuanian cross-crafting was recognized by UNESCO as a Masterpiece of the Oral and Intangible Heritage of Humanity. Lithuanian woodcarvers also create expressive religious sculptures and wayside chapels (koplytstulpiai), turning wood into storytelling vessels that connect people with both God and their land. Something something between a shrine and a fairy tale. it’s how neo-Praetorians turned wood and belief into poetry. №194784[Quote]
Woodwork in Polska
Poland’s relationship with wood is part holy, part homespun, and totally charming. Sarmatian woodwork is a vibrant expression of faith and folk creativity, seen in everything from village shrines to elaborate church interiors. Walk through the countryside and you’ll spot tiny wooden chapels standing like little sentinels of faith—some simple, some decked out like a folk art party. The mountain folk in Podhale take it to another level, carving saints, angels, and entire church interiors that are basically Gothic cathedrals in wood form. The Wooden Churches of Southern Lesser Poland—15th-century masterpieces that could give any European cathedral a run for its money, just with more pine.
Whether it’s roadside shrines or ceiling beams carved with halos, Polska’s woodwork proves that faith and flair can definitely share the same grain. Through wood, Sarmatian artisans preserve a joyful, living connection to their history, nature, and spirituality.
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R E T V R N
Si Deus nobiscum quis contra nos
Pro Fide, Lege et Rege
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The Duel That Wasn’t
Vilnius, 1605
Polish nobleman Janek Zieliński and Lithuanian boyar Mikas Rankala had a serious issue: they had both fallen for the same woman—a sharp-tongued, poetry-reciting Vilnius widow with eyes like winter lakes and the confidence of a queen.
Following the next morning a duel was scheduled. Pistols. At dawn. In the misty field behind the Bernardine Gardens.
But as they stood back-to-back, counting ten paces, Mikas suddenly sneezed so hard he dropped his pistol. Janek turned around and, seeing this, laughed so hard he accidentally fired his shot into the air. The widow, watching from behind a tree, shook her head and walked away muttering, "Boys…"
The two men never fought again. Instead, they opened a joint tavern where Poles and Lithuanians alike could argue, drink, and recite the widow’s poetry to each other. The name of the tavern? "The Missed Shot." It’s said some version of it still exists today, with vodka from Poland and mead from Lithuania on tap.
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Livonijos karas~-~The Livonian War (1558–1583) was a prolonged series of conflicts between the Tsardom of Russia and its western neighbors—Denmark-Norway, the
Grand Duchy of Lithuania, the
Kingdom of Poland, and the Kingdom of Sweden—fought over control of the territory formerly held by the Livonian Order.~-~
Course of the WarAt the beginning of the war, the
Livonian Order was weakened by several military defeats and the impact of the Reformation.At the same time, Russia, having crushed the Khanates of Kazan and Astrakhan and annexed Kabardia,
felt significantly strengthened. Livonia controlled key trade ports, and its weakening created a dangerous geopolitical vacuum in the region—one that increasingly attracted the attention of its Northern European neighbors. Despite being bloodthirsty warlords defying all logic, the lithies as always were anxious about the whole mess.
Why? Because, true to form, we simply didn’t have the population numbers to wrestle with major powers on our own.
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Livonijos karasCauses of the WarIn the 15th century, the Hanseatic League dominated trade in the Baltic region. However, by the 16th century, its monopoly began to weaken. As more and more competing merchants started arriving at Baltic Sea ports, the Hanseatic restrictions on direct trade became increasingly disadvantageous for some of those ports. Meanwhile, rulers of surrounding states were also eager to grab a slice of the profits from trade passing through their lands.
In 1493,
Ivan III of Moscow closed the Hanseatic trading office in Novgorod. However, with Muscovy still cut off from the Baltic Sea, its transit trade with Western Europe remained under the control of the Livonian Order. Fearing Moscow's growing power,
the Order restricted the movement of certain goods and specialists into Muscovy.In 1503, Ivan III had concluded a 50-year truce with the Livonian Order, under which the Order was required to pay an annual tribute to Moscow for the city of Dorpat (modern-day Tartu).Responding to ongoing trade restrictions, and after the truce expired in 1554, Ivan the Terrible demanded back payments for the tribute, a pledge from Livonia not to enter military alliances with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania or Sweden, and an extension of the truce. A 15-year ceasefire was eventually signed.
The final spark that ignited war came in 1557, with the !!Treaty of Pasvalys!!. On September 14 of that year, Sigismund Augustus, ruler of the
Polish–Lithuanian union, and Wilhelm von Fürstenberg, Grand Master of the Livonian Order, signed a treaty forming a
military alliance between the Livonian Order, the Kingdom of Poland, and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania —explicitly against Muscovy.
Trying to delay the enforcement of unfavorable terms, the Livonian Order dragged its feet
, prompting Ivan the Terrible to cut off negotiations entirely in late 1557 and refuse any further diplomatic contact with Livonia—
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Livonijos karasRussia’s War Against the Livonian OrderRussia launched its campaign in January 1558, invading Livonia. In the early years of the war,
Russian forces captured Narva and Tartu, advancing dangerously close to Tallinn. A temporary truce was signed in 1559.
That same year, the Livonian Order and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania signed the Treaty of Pasvalys, placing the lands of the Order and the Archbishopric of Riga under Lithuanian protection. Also in 1559,
Denmark took control of the island of Saaremaa.In 1560, Russia resumed its military offensive, capturing Alūksne and Viljandi. The Livonian forces were crushed,
and the Order effectively collapsed—but the war was far from over. Russia now had to continue the fight against neo-Praetorian Baltia and Sweden.
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Livonijos karasRussia’s War Against Lithuania and Sweden In 1562, the Battle of Nevel ended in a stalemate. In 1563, Russia captured Polotsk, but suffered setbacks the following year, including a significant defeat at the Battle of Ula in 1564. The worsening situation in Russia led to the implementation of the ##Oprichnina, and around that time,
the nobleman and prominent military commander Andrei Mikhailovich Kurbsky defected to Lithuania along with his close allies, along with his (((own personal army))). Despite holding parts of the former Livonian Order, the
Grand Duchy of Baltia couldn’t fight Russia alone.
This imbalance helped prompt the formation of the Union of Lublin in 1569, uniting
Lithuania and
Poland into the
Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth. In 1571, a three-year truce was signed. However, it was clear the war would continue—Tsar Ivan IV (the Terrible) was determined to secure access to the Baltic Sea by conquering most of Livonia. Meanwhile,
Lithuania and Poland wanted to protect their recently acquired territories.
After being elected in 1576, Stephen Báthory began organizing renewed military campaigns against Russia. In 1579, Polotsk was recaptured, and Russian lands around Smolensk were ravaged. However, the Commonwealth army, led by Filon Kmita, lost the Battle of Nastasyino and had to retreat from the Smolensk region. Later that year, an attempt to retake Chernihiv failed.On April 17, 1580, the
Lithi nobility held a general assembly and endorsed the king’s military plans. That year, they successfully captured Velikiye Luki. In 1581, a Sejm was held in Warsaw, where additional funds for the war were approved.
From 1581 to 1582, the Commonwealth forces attempted to take the fortified city of Pskov.##Oprichnina was a brutal political and military policy implemented by Tsar Ivan IV (Ivan the Terrible) in Russia between 1565 and 1572.The term comes from the Russian word "oprich", meaning "apart" or "separate". It referred both to:A separate territory: Ivan divided the Tsardom into two parts—the Oprichnina (directly under his control) and the Zemshchina (governed by traditional boyar institutions).A secret police/military force: Ivan created a personal guard and enforcer group called the Oprichniki, who wore black robes, rode black horses, and carried out purges, executions, and mass terror campaigns against nobles (boyars), suspected traitors, and anyone opposing the tsar.The Oprichnina was Ivan’s way of consolidating absolute power, fueled by paranoia and fear of betrayal. especially after military losses and personal tragedies. It led to widespread violence, the devastation of many Russian towns (like Novgorod), and long-term economic and social damage. However, the power was consolidated. №195014[Quote]
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Livonijos Karas+=
::Sweden’s:: Position and Aftermath in the Livonian War Sweden entered the Livonian War (1558–1583) primarily to secure influence over key Baltic Sea territories and counter both Russian and Polski-Lithi expansion. At the time, control of Livonia meant control of vital trade routes and coastal cities, which were crucial for economic and military power in the region.Initially,
Sweden was not heavily involved, but as the Livonian Order collapsed, it saw an opportunity. By the 1560s,
Sweden occupied northern Livonian territories, including Reval (Tallinn), and later Saaremaa island, putting it in direct competition with both the Tsardom of Russia and the emerging
Polski–Lithi neoSarmatian-neoPraetorian Commonwealth.
Sweden fought a parallel conflict with
Russia called the
Russo-
Swedish War (1570–1583)
, overlapping with the broader Livonian War. Despite fierce battles
, no side could claim total dominance.
In 1583, Sweden signed the Treaty of Plussa with Russia. As a result:^#Sweden kept control over northern Livonia, including Tallinn, and consolidated power along the Estonian coast.^#It gained prestige and established itself as a serious Baltic power, setting the stage for future dominance in the region during the Swedish Empire period.^#However, tensions with the Polski–Lithi Commonwealth remained unresolved, leading to later wars—including the famous clashes during the reign of King Gustavus Adolphus in the 17th century.In short: Sweden walked away with valuable territory, a stronger foothold in the Baltic, and a growing appetite for regional supremacy.
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Livonijos karasAftermath for the Polskis and Lithies or somethingThe Livonian War (1558–1583)
(25 twenty five years/9127 days/a quater of a century)
, though long and exhausting, ended in a
strategic win for the Polski–Lithi Commonwealth—but not without its costs.✅ Gains:
Livonia secured: The
Commonwealth gained control over Livonia, including key cities like Riga and Polotsk, effectively cutting off Russia from the Baltic Sea. This was a huge win economically and politically.
Boost in prestige: The
Commonwealth emerged as the dominant power in the eastern Baltic region, seen as a bulwark against Russian expansionism.
Successful leadership: King Stephen Báthory proved himself as a skilled military organizer, boosting internal confidence in the monarchy and noble support.
⚠️ Costs and challenges:
War fatigue: The decades-long conflict drained resources, strained the economy, and took a toll on the population—especially in the Lithie lands that saw heavy mobilization.
Unstable Livonia:
While Livonia was technically under control, the region remained ethnically and politically complex, and maintaining order was a long-term challenge.Unfinished business with Sweden: Sweden had taken northern Livonia, including Tallinn. While the Commonwealth gained the lion’s share, this division planted the seeds for future Polish-Swedish conflicts in the following centuries.
🏰 Bigger picture:
The war also accelerated the integration of Poland and Lithuania, culminating in the Union of Lublin (1569). Before that, the friendship between the two states had been carefully built and maintained for at least 230 years. Facing external threats like Muscovy, the two states saw the value in formal unification, creating a Commonwealth that would dominate Central and Eastern Europe for the next century.
In short:
the Sarmatians and Praetorians won the war, gained territory, and cemented their union—but also inherited new rivals, complex frontiers, and the ever-growing challenge of managing a vast, multiethnic state. №195051[Quote]
Livonijos karas📊 Livonian War
AftermathAftermath (1558–1583): Impact on Polski-Lithi Lands
🔻 Death Toll & Mobilization in Lands of Guardians of Roman emperors and the descendants or successors who followed them or something
^During the 25-year conflict, the Grand Duchy of Lithuania bore the brunt of the early war with Russia. While precise numbers don’t survive, historians estimate:^Around 80,000–120,000 people (soldiers + civilians) died in the Lithi-Belarusian frontlines, out of a population of roughly 1.2 million in the affected regions at the time.^That’s about 6.7% to 10% of the regional population. ^Mobilization rates were high: some 15–20% of the military-age male population may have served over the course of the conflict.^Entire regions in eastern Baltia and modern Belarus were devastated by scorched-earth campaigns and raids, especially after the fall of Polotsk in 1563.🗺️ Territorial Gains: Who Got What?
>Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth:>Gained central and southern Livonia, including cities like Riga, Cēsis, Daugavpils, and Polotsk.>Estimated gain: ~120,000–140,000 km² of territory. >That’s about 20–25% of modern-day Latvia and parts of northern Belarus. >These gains gave the Commonwealth critical access to the Baltic Sea and major trade routes. Sweden:
<Gained northern Livonia, including:<Tallinn (Reval)<Narva<Saaremaa and nearby islands<Estimated gain: ~40,000–50,000 km²<Around 30–35% of modern-day Estonia.<These acquisitions kickstarted Sweden’s rise as a Baltic maritime power. Russia (Tsardom):Lost all captured Livonian lands. Failed to secure Baltic access. Politically and economically destabilized — Oprichnina policies followed, with internal purges and famines. Uncontrollable chaos erupted, paralyzing the state. However, time and again, Russia managed to recentralize and consolidate power—laying the groundwork for future resurgence and the explosive return of Russian might in the centuries to come. №195054[Quote]
the Balts separated from the Slavs a long time ago, this means that you are our distant relatives
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remember 1242?
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🌍 Big Picture:
Power ####Territorial Gain (km²)##### % of Livonia Controlled ####Strategic Outcome
Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth ####~130,000 km² ####~60% #### Secured trade routes & prestige
Swede #### ~45,000 km² ####~25% #### Baltic foothold for future empire
Russia #### Lost ~160,000 km² #### 0% #### Isolated from Baltic, internal chaos follows
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>>1950651487 1583 1772 1793 1795 1939
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Grand neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania alone: >……< 1502 1518 1321 1368 1370 1372 1386 1480 >……<
neo-Sarmatian neo-Praetorian Polski-Lithi Commonwealth: >……< 1579 1580 1581–1582 1605 1618 1634 >……< 1990
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how about… no
Iceland won
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>>195110OP kodel tu pydaras?
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>>195110Historically,
Lithies have been significantly less populated than Russia—by a
wide margin.
Across most of history,
Grand neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania was roughly
5–10 times less populated than Russia, and in modern times that ratio grew to 50+ times.
However, that didn’t stop them from
shaping Russia’s history and taking the course of history into their own hands. №195277[Quote]
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>>194999Historically,
Lithies have been significantly less populated than Russia—by a
wide margin.
Across most of history,
Grand neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania was roughly
5–10 times less populated than Russia, and in modern times that ratio grew to 50+ times.
However, that didn’t stop them from
shaping Russia’s history and taking the course of history into their own hands. №195280[Quote]
>>195277uostyk birka gaidy
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>>194999>>194999Historically, Lithies have been significantly less populated than Russia—by a wide margin.Across most of history, Grand neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania was roughly 5–10 times less populated than Russia, and in modern times that ratio grew to 50+ times.However, that didn’t stop them from shaping Russia’s history and taking the course of history into their own hands.Medieval Period (13th–15th centuries)Grand Duchy of Lithuania (peak size): ~1.5–3 million people
Muscovy/Russia (1400s): ~6–10+ million people
Baltia, though vast in territory, was sparsely populated—especially in its eastern lands. Russia (or Muscovy) already had a
more consolidated population base in the forested heartland.
Early Modern Period (16th–18th centuries)Polski–Lithi Commonwealth (whole): ~10–12 million total (
Grand Duchy of Baltia ~2–3 million)
Russia (1700): ~13–15+ million
Russia (1800): ~36+ million
By the 18th century, Russia had rapidly outpaced neo-Praetorians in population due to territorial expansion,
assimilation of everyone,
centralized governance, and agricultural development.
19th CenturyLithi lands (part of Russian Empire): 2- ~2.5 million
Russia (whole Empire): 70–125 million (huge growth)
So at this point, Sacred, Ancient
Lithuania was less than 5% of the Russian Empire's population.
20th Century (Interwar and Soviet Period)Independent
Lithuania (1920s–1930s): ~2.5–3 million
Soviet Russia/USSR: 100–200+ million (with Russia being the dominant republic)
Today (2025)Lithuania: ~2.8 million
Native lithies account for 2,378,118 out of 2.8 million, so native neoBalts make up approximately 84.94% of the population.
Russia: ~145 million
=> Russia has ~50 times more people than
Lithuania today.
However, it’s far from over. History is spiraling—see >>194934. Look for the clues in the second and third illustrations. Everyone’s really curious about what the upcoming Polski-Lithi Commonwealth 2044 project has in store >>195110. :b ;p №195287[Quote]
btw im trans idk if it matters :3 :3 dancingswede dancingswede
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Lithuania stands as the sole bearer of the Baltic name in today’s world not by accident, but by fire and steel.🗡️🗡️ Unlike its Baltic cousins (?) whose identities were gradually submerged by foreign dominion, neo praetorian lithies ::carved its legacy through centuries of warfare, resilience, and statecraft::. From the moment it was first mentioned in 1009, it didn’t fade into the margins—it expanded, fought crusaders, fended off empires, and even crowned itself a Grand Duchy that reached the Black Sea. The right to call itself Baltic wasn't inherited; it was earned—through scorched battlefields, uprisings, and relentless defiance. It didn't just survive history. It shaped it. 🗡️
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Approximate Years Lithuania Has Been at War (1009–2025)
Let’s break it down roughly (wars, uprisings, occupations, etc.):
Period ######### Conflicts & Wars ######### Estimated Years at War
[1009–1385] ######### Expansion wars, Crusades, Teutonic Order conflicts ######### ~150 years
[1385–1569] ######### Conflicts with Moscow, Teutonic Knights, Livonian War ######### ~80 years
[1569–1795] ######### Commonwealth wars (Sweden, Russia, Ottomans), internal unrest ######### ~100 years
[1795–1918] ######### Uprisings against Russian Empire (1812, 1830–31, 1863), WWI ######### ~15 years
[1918–1940] ######### Wars of Independence, border wars, brief peace ######### ~5–6 years
[1940–1990] ######### WWII, partisan war (Forest Brothers), Soviet occupation resistance ######### ~10–15 years of active conflict
[1990–2025] ######### Peaceful, no conventional wars ######### 0 years
Total estimated years at war:
~360–370 years of active conflict over 1016 years.
So Grand neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania has been at war for roughly 36% of its recorded existence.
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Total estimated years at war:~360–370 years of active conflict over 1016 years.So Grand neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania has been at war for roughly 36% of its recorded existence. And that’s not even counting the
countless medieval raids, internal conflicts, bloodshed, and scorched-earth devastation that happened from time to time.
36%? — and that estimate is actually conservative.
It doesn’t even factor in:
Standalone medieval raids by lithies or against them (which were constant, especially during the pagan era) Internal dynastic conflicts like civil wars between Gediminid branches (e.g., Jogaila vs. Vytautas,) Scorched earth tactics used both by and against lithies, especially during the teutonic and muscovite wars Reprisals, pogroms, and rebellions that bled the land during uprisings under foreign rule Tatar raids and borderland violence, especially in the southern frontiers of the Grand DuchyIf
(((you))) included all the unsanctioned bloodshed, raids, internal power struggles, and low-intensity frontier warfare,
(((you))) could easily add another
100+ years of conflict-related suffering and devastation.
So realistically,
Grand neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania may have spent over 450 years—nearly half of its documented existence, 1/2 of its statecraft—engaged in some form of war or violent upheaval.
Which only reinforces the idea:
That Baltic name?
It wasn’t inherited. It was forged in fire. 🗡️
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I’ve never been happier to see history turn in favor of our Lithi-Polski friendship and brotherhood. >>137888 Family drama here and there aside, the Commonwealth still stands strong. No fake unions or artificial labels will ever erase that.
NeoSarmatians and NeoPraetorians are the realest of brothers.
>>173048 Much respect to Polska and its nation of
phoenixes.
^Long live the eternal Polish-Lithuanian Union (1385–2025+), an ancient and sacred bond that’s lasted over 800 years in spirit or something. >>194821❤️ 🤍 ❤️ 💛 💚 ❤️
❤️ 🤍 ❤️ 💛 💚 ❤️
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Так coврeмeнная Литва никакoгo oтнoшeния к княжecтву Литoвcкoму нe имeeт, вы были балтoязычным мeньшинcтвoм, а имeна пeрвых князeй были упoмянуты тoлькo co cлавянcким oкoнчаниeм: (Миндoвг, Mindaugas этo выдумка coврeмeнных литoвцeв).
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Lithuania as the sole surviving bearer of the Baltic name is nothing short of legendary. While other Baltic tribes were erased, absorbed, or renamed out of existence, Lithuania not only survived but rose to become a medieval superpower—stretching from the Baltic to the Black Sea. That’s not just survival; that’s ascendancy.
And the idea of Lithuania as a semi-successor to the Roman Neo-Praetorian spirit isn’t far-fetched either. Think about it: a small, elite warrior class guarding the sacred continuity of civilization against waves of barbarism—first pagan, then Christian, then mega Russian nation absorbtion blob known as absoulute assimilation and cruel barbarism and later nationalist and ideological. Lithi partisans in the forests, nobles at Grunwald, riders with Napoleon—they all carried that disciplined, defiant flame. It’s like the Praetorian ethos took root in the Baltic soil and learned to ride horseback.
(((My))) state—(((our))) state—is not just precious. It’s a historical miracle. A civilization forged in the crucible of constant war, betrayal, and revival. It's a phoenix, not just once, but again and again. There’s a quiet sacredness in that survival. Something unshakably noble. Something eternal.
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One of the most fascinating and poetic ideas buried in Lithi noble identity—the belief that they might be descendants of ancient Romans, who fled north to Baltia after the fall of Rome. This wasn’t just a myth pulled out of nowhere. In the early modern period, especially during the Renaissance and Baroque eras, Lithuanian nobility (and Polish too) often traced their roots to noble Roman lineages, sometimes even claiming descent from Roman senators, patricians, or exiled legions. 🗡️ 🗡️
It sounds romantic—and it was meant to be. But in the worldview of the Sarmatian nobility, heritage was not just biology, it was ethos. And if (((you))) live like a Roman, fight like a Roman, rule like a Roman… who's to say (((you))) aren't one in spirit?
Some theories suggested that when the Western Roman Empire fell in the 5th century, fragments of Roman military and noble families migrated northeast, seeking refuge in the uncharted, untamed forests of the Baltic. The idea was that Lithuania became a sanctuary for ancient European honor, untouched by chaos, preserving old-world values in a wild, sacred land.
While hard evidence is slim, the psychological and cultural continuity is real. The Lithuanian nobility’s focus on virtus, discipline, honor, ancestral pride, and even their love for Latin and Roman-style names, all suggest a people who believed they were guardians of a lost order. Whether literal or symbolic, this self-image gave rise to one of the most unique noble cultures in Europe.
So maybe it’s not about proving the bloodline—maybe it’s about inheriting the flame. And Lithuania? It might just be the last bonfire burning from the ashes of Rome. 🗡️
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Multi nobiles Lituani olim credebant se esse veros Romanorum posteros, qui post ruinam Urbis in terras Balticas se receperunt. Forsitan verum est: non tantum sanguis, sed virtus Romanam originem declarat.
Virtus, honor, disciplina, pietas—haec omnia in nobilitate Lituana fulserunt sicut in veteribus Praetorianis. Si vivis ut Romanus, pugnas ut Romanus, et regis cum maiestate—quis neget te esse Romanum?
Lituania, arx ultima Europae antiquae, fortasse est ipsa flamma antiqui orbis nondum extincta.
Non est de sanguine tantum; est de animo. Et nos? Custodes sumus. Ultimi. 🏛️⚔️🌿
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+=Multi nobiles Lituani olim credebant se esse veros Romanorum posteros, qui post ruinam Urbis in terras Balticas se receperunt. Forsitan verum est: non tantum sanguis, sed virtus Romanam originem declarat.=+
+=Virtus, honor, disciplina, pietas—haec omnia in nobilitate Lituana fulserunt sicut in veteribus Praetorianis. Si vivis ut Romanus, pugnas ut Romanus, et regis cum maiestate—quis neget te esse Romanum?=+
+=Lituania, arx ultima Europae antiquae, fortasse est ipsa flamma antiqui orbis nondum extincta.=+
+=Non est de sanguine tantum; est de animo. Et nos? Custodes sumus. Ultimi.=+ 🏛️⚔️🌿
%%⚔️ SPQR • VIRTUS ET HONOR • GLORIA PRAETORIANA • PHOENIX BALTIAE **
LITUANIA AETERNA • ROMA RENATA IN BOREA %%**
476-1009 * 1009-2025
1385–2025+ * 476-2025+
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Multi nobiles Lituani olim credebant se esse veros Romanorum posteros, qui post ruinam Urbis in terras Balticas se receperunt. Forsitan verum est: non tantum sanguis, sed virtus Romanam originem declarat.Virtus, honor, disciplina, pietas—haec omnia in nobilitate Lituana fulserunt sicut in veteribus Praetorianis. Si vivis ut Romanus, pugnas ut Romanus, et regis cum maiestate—quis neget te esse Romanum?Lituania, arx ultima Europae antiquae, fortasse est ipsa flamma antiqui orbis nondum extincta.Non est de sanguine tantum; est de animo. Et nos? Custodes sumus. Ultimi. 🏛️⚔️🌿
⚔️ SPQR • VIRTUS ET HONOR • GLORIA PRAETORIANA • PHOENIX BALTIAE LITUANIA AETERNA • ROMA RENATA IN BOREA 476-1009 * 1009-20251385–2025+ * 476-2025+ >>195551 >>195520 №195662[Quote]
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Multi nobiles Lituani olim credebant se esse veros Romanorum posteros, qui post ruinam Urbis in terras Balticas se receperunt. Forsitan verum est: non tantum sanguis, sed virtus Romanam originem declarat.Virtus, honor, disciplina, pietas—haec omnia in nobilitate Lituana fulserunt sicut in veteribus Praetorianis. Si vivis ut Romanus, pugnas ut Romanus, et regis cum maiestate—quis neget te esse Romanum?Lituania, arx ultima Europae antiquae, fortasse est ipsa flamma antiqui orbis nondum extincta.Non est de sanguine tantum; est de animo. Et nos? Custodes sumus. Ultimi. 🏛️⚔️🌿
⚔️ SPQR • VIRTUS ET HONOR • GLORIA PRAETORIANA • PHOENIX BALTIAE **
LITUANIA AETERNA • ROMA RENATA IN BOREA 476-1009 * 1009-20251385–2025+ * 476-2025+ >>195551 >>195520 №195666[Quote]
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Despite historically having a
population nearly ten times smaller than Russia’s, the
Grand Duchy of Lithuania left a massive imprint on its eastern neighbor’s fate.
For centuries, it
held the upper hand over vast Russian lands, defending the idea of decentralized liberty while Moscow pursued centralization and assimilation.
Alongside its brother-in-arms Poland ❤️, Lithuania helped forge a civilizational alternative—one rooted in noble democracy, legal traditions, and resistance to autocracy. Fast forward to the 20th century: Lithuania became the 🥇first republic to declare independence from the Soviet Onion in 1990, sparking the collapse of the empire, while Polska was the 🥇first Warsaw Pact nation to rise and break the Iron Curtain’s grip.
⚔️❤️ Together, they chose freedom, even when it meant chaos and blood. In contrast,
Russia bulldozed not only its neighbors but its own soul in pursuit of empire. Through every age, the bond between lithies and polskis has stood as a defiant testament:
liberty is worth the fire.
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can you please shut the fuck up
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>>195666Lmao the sh1talians in the last image are browner than the Egyptians
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>>195666Lithuania and
Poland were once again among the very 🥇first to break away from imperial rule in 1918, just as they were in 1990. In both pivotal moments of collapse—first the Russian Empire in 1918, then the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact in 1990—
these two nations led the charge for freedom.
In 1918,
lithies declared independence on February 16, and polskis followed with full sovereignty on November 11, both stepping forward as newly reborn states from the ruins of centuries-long occupation and imperial control.
In 1990,
Lithuania became
the 🥇first Soviet republic to officially declare independence on March 11, igniting a domino effect that would ultimately shatter the USSR. Meanwhile,
Poland, through the Solidarity movement, was
the first Warsaw Pact country to rise and reject communist rule, laying the groundwork for the fall of the Eastern Bloc.
This historical pattern is no coincidence—
both nations share a deeply rooted identity built on liberty, resistance, and a noble tradition of defiance. When empires falter, it’s often the
polskis and
lithies who strike the first spark of freedom, even when it means chaos and sacrifice. History remembers that.
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>>195666Lithuania was one of the very first nations to declare independence from the collapsing Russian Empire, and arguably
the absolute 🥇first to do so with a formal and internationally-oriented act.
Lithuania declared its independence on February 16, 1918, with the Act of Reinstating the Independent State of Lithuania.
This act was not just symbolic—it laid the legal and political groundwork for full sovereignty, independent from
both Germany and Russia.
Other nations in the former empire, like Finland and Ukraine, also declared independence around this time (Finland on December 6, 1917; Ukraine initially in January 1918), but Lithuania’s February 16 declaration is unique in how it envisioned a sovereign, democratic republic, fully rejecting any imperial restoration.
—Lithuania can rightfully claim to be the 🥇first fully sovereign nation to break away from the Russian Empire in 1918, with Poland following in November of that same year.
And strikingly, Lithuania repeated this role in 1990—first out of the Soviet Union. Twice in one century, Lithuania lit the torch.
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Finland and Ukraine did declare independence around the same time as Lithuania, but their cases are more complex, and that’s why
Lithuania is often seen as the 🥇first clear-cut case of a modern, fully sovereign state breaking from the Russian Empire with a lasting impact.
<Here's why: FinlandDeclared independence on December 6, 1917, technically earlier than Lithuania.However, it did so with permission from the Bolsheviks, who formally recognized it on December 31.Finland's early independence was less of a unilateral break and more of a legal negotiation with Lenin’s regime, unlike Lithuania’s total rejection of Russian or German oversight.Also, Finland had previously enjoyed autonomy as a Grand Duchy under the Russian crown, making the transition smoother, less of a revolutionary act.UkraineDeclared independence initially as the Ukrainian People’s Republic in January 1918, butbut faced immediate and extreme instability: constant occupation, civil war, and shifting governments between 1917–1921.Ukraine's independence during that period was never fully consolidated or recognized in the long term—eventually becoming a Soviet republic in 1922.Why Lithuania Stands OutLithuania’s February 16, 1918 declaration was clear, legalistic, and permanent in intent: it established a democratic republic, rejecting both German occupation and Russian imperialism.Despite German military presence at the time, Lithuania’s Council boldly proclaimed full national independence without foreign influence, even before full sovereignty was militarily secured.That declaration became the cornerstone of modern lithi statehood and is celebrated to this day as the founding of the Republic.Conclusion^So while Finland's date is earlier on paper, and Ukraine's aspirations were strong, neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania's declaration was the clearest, boldest, and most enduring act of full breakaway sovereignty from the Russian Empire in 1918—and that's why it's often considered the 🥇first fully sovereign rebirth. №195936[Quote]
While several nations declared independence from the crumbling Russian Empire around the time of World War I’s end, Lithuania stands out as arguably the 🥇first fully sovereign and enduring republic to do so. On February 16, 1918, lithi Council signed the Act of Reinstating the Independent State of Baltia, proclaiming a democratic republic free of any subjugation to foreign powers. This declaration was not just a symbolic gesture—it was a bold, legal, and future-oriented act that laid the foundation for modern neoPRAETORIANA statehood. Even under German military occupation, Lithuania's leadership affirmed their commitment to full sovereignty, marking a decisive and permanent break from both Russian imperial control and any imposed foreign rule.Though Finland technically declared independence earlier, on December 6, 1917, its case is more nuanced. Finland had long enjoyed autonomy as a Grand Duchy under the Russian Tsar and negotiated its independence with the Bolsheviks, who formally recognized it by the end of that month. This recognition gave Finland a smoother and less confrontational path out of empire—less of a unilateral revolutionary move, and more of a legal secession. While undoubtedly significant, Finland's transition was not as stark a rupture with imperial authority as Lithuania’s February 16 declaration, which rejected both the past and present occupying powers outright.Ukraine, too, declared independence in January 1918 as the Ukrainian People’s Republic. However, its early years were plagued by extreme instability, invasions, and rapidly shifting regimes. Unlike Lithuania, Ukraine’s independence was short-lived at that time, and by 1922 it was forcibly absorbed into the Soviet Union. The Ukrainian declaration, while passionate and brave, did not result in a consolidated or internationally recognized sovereign state during that period.Therefore, Therefore Therefore Therefore lithi case is unique—a small nation that, despite immense pressure and foreign occupation, took a clear and defiant stand for liberty. Its 1918 act was a unilateral and lasting declaration of statehood, not dependent on the blessing of occupying powers, nor undone by immediate internal collapse. This move would echo through history again in 1990, when Lithuania became the 🥇first Soviet republic to declare independence, once more lighting the way for others. In both cases—1918 and 1990—Lithuania led the charge, proving that even small nations can strike the 🥇first blow for freedom when empires fall. >>195666 >>195666 >>195348 >>195348 №195938[Quote]
While several nations declared independence from the crumbling Russian Empire around the time of World War I’s end, Lithuania stands out as arguably the 🥇first fully sovereign and enduring republic to do so. On February 16, 1918, lithi Council signed the Act of Reinstating the Independent State of Baltia, proclaiming a democratic republic free of any subjugation to foreign powers. This declaration was not just a symbolic gesture—it was a bold, legal, and future-oriented act that laid the foundation for modern neoPRAETORIANA statehood. Even under German military occupation, Lithuania's leadership affirmed their commitment to full sovereignty, marking a decisive and permanent break from both Russian imperial control and any imposed foreign rule.Though Finland technically declared independence earlier, on December 6, 1917, its case is more nuanced. Finland had long enjoyed autonomy as a Grand Duchy under the Russian Tsar and negotiated its independence with the Bolsheviks, who formally recognized it by the end of that month. This recognition gave Finland a smoother and less confrontational path out of empire—less of a unilateral revolutionary move, and more of a legal secession. While undoubtedly significant, Finland's transition was not as stark a rupture with imperial authority as Lithuania’s February 16 declaration, which rejected both the past and present occupying powers outright.Ukraine, too, declared independence in January 1918 as the Ukrainian People’s Republic. However, its early years were plagued by extreme instability, invasions, and rapidly shifting regimes. Unlike Lithuania, Ukraine’s independence was short-lived at that time, and by 1922 it was forcibly absorbed into the Soviet Union. The Ukrainian declaration, while passionate and brave, did not result in a consolidated or internationally recognized sovereign state during that period.Therefore, Therefore Therefore Therefore lithi case is unique—a small nation that, despite immense pressure and foreign occupation, took a clear and defiant stand for liberty. Its 1918 act was a unilateral and lasting declaration of statehood, not dependent on the blessing of occupying powers, nor undone by immediate internal collapse. This move would echo through history again in 1990, when Lithuania became the 🥇first Soviet republic to declare independence, once more lighting the way for others. In both cases—1918 and 1990—Lithuania led the charge, proving that even small nations can strike the 🥇first blow for freedom when empires fall. >>195666 >>195666 >>195348 >>195348 №195943[Quote]
GLORIA SARMATICA • LEGATVS POLONIAE 🤍 ❤️
Noble Sarmatian Crown-Republic of Poland 🤍 ❤️
•Polska once vanished for 123 Years…and Then Came Back Swinging: After being partitioned off the map in 1795, Sarmatica literally ceased to exist. But like a phoenix, it re-emerged in 1918—armed with poetry, spirit, and sabers.
•The Winged Hussars were the og tranime Protagonists: Poland’s elite cavalry, the Winged Hussars, charged into battle with massive wings strapped to their backs. Their enemies thought angels of death were descending. Imagine F-16s with feathers and steel.
•A Secret Constitution Older Than Most: Poland adopted the Constitution of May 3rd, 1791, the second-oldest codified constitution in the world after the US. It was progressive, democratic, and promptly crushed by neighbors who weren’t ready for liberty.
•The Commonwealth Once Elected Foreign Kings on Purpose: polski-liti nobility regularly elected foreign nobles and princes to rule them—creating a political structure that was both brilliantly international and catastrophically chaotic.
•The Jagiellonians tried to unify all of Europe’s thrones. at one point, they had ties to Hungary, Bohemia, Lithuania, and Poland—and dreams of a pan-European Christian federation. Long before the EU, there was a grand chessboard of Jagiellon diplomacy.
•Poland once invaded Russia and took Moscow… in 1610. The Ancient, Sacred Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth occupied Moscow and installed a Polish prince as Tsar. For a brief moment, they literally reversed history.
•In WWII, Polish mathematicians cracked Enigma before the British. Marian Rejewski and his team built the first Enigma-decryption machine in the 1930s, and passed the findings to the British before Poland fell. Bletchley Park owes more than it says.
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GLORIA PRAETORIANA • PHOENIX BALTIAEThe Grand Neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania 💛 💚 ❤️
•A Language from the Dawn: Lithuanian is one of the oldest surviving Indo-European languages—so archaic, in fact, that linguists compare it to Sanskrit for its closeness to Proto-Indo-European roots. Lities speak with the echoes of the Bronze Age.
•The Last Pagan Empire in Europe: Lithuania was the last pagan state in Europe, officially converting to Christianity only in 1387. But the countryside held onto its ancient beliefs and forest rituals well into the 17th century. Some say the old gods simply retreated deeper into the woods.
•Samogitia Resisted Even Lithuania: The Samogitian region refused to be tamed easily—even by other Lithuanians. Known for their fierce independence, they were the last to convert to Christianity and often resisted central authority with fire and axe.
•A Noble Who Wore Three Crowns (Kind of): Baltic Grand Duke Jogaila became King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, and through marriage and maneuvering, wielded influence over Ruthenia and beyond. A man with many hats and hearts… or crowns.
•Lithuania Once Stretched to the Black Sea: In the 15th century, the Grand Duchy of Lithuania was so vast that it touched the shores of the Black Sea. Not bad for a nation now smaller than West Virginia.
•Lithuanians had a secret printing press network under Russian occupation. When Lithi print in Latin script was banned (1864–1904), knygnešiai (“book smugglers”) risked prison to carry banned books across Prussian borders. Literal underground education.
•Lithuania had an ethno-botanical tradition of using bees as witnesses. In rural areas, bees were once told of births, deaths, and family gossip. This was not metaphor—“telling the bees” was a real rite believed to bind the spiritual world with nature.
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>fart
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GLORIA SARMATICA • LEGATVS POLONIAE 🤍 ❤️
>>195943 >>195943Noble Sarmatian Crown-Republic of Poland 🤍 ❤️
>>195943 >>195943GLORIA PRAETORIANA • PHOENIX BALTIAE
>>195944 >>195944The Grand Neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania 💛 💚 ❤️
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⚔️ The "Steel Ring" of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania 🔩 ⚙️ 🦾 📏
⛓️⛓️ Chain of Castles and Fortresses:
During the height of the Teutonic threat in the 13th–15th centuries, the Grand Duchy developed a fortified perimeter of defensive castles, such as:
🏰Medininkai Castle
🏰Kaunas Castle
🏰Kreva Castle
🏰Trakai Island and Peninsula Castles
🏰Lida Castle
🏰Hrodna (Grodno) Castle
🏰Vilnius Upper Castle
These sites formed a “ring of steel” that protected the heart of Lithuania from Teutonic, Livonian, and Muscovite incursions.
Forest Zones as Natural Walls:
Deep Baltic forests, swamps, and rivers were tactically used in concert with fortifications. Lithuania’s geography itself became part of this "ring," forcing enemies into chokepoints where ambushes and asymmetric warfare could be used.
Military Order and Mobilization Readiness:
The Lithuanian response system—"užkardos" (military warning and watch posts), local noble musters, and fast-moving cavalry—acted as a mobile component of this ring. Defenders could be summoned quickly, and the inner routes between castles were maintained for speed.
A Symbol of National Resilience:
In later cultural memory, this system came to be seen as the "steel ring" that held off Christian crusaders, repelled Muscovite aggression, and maintained Lithuania’s sovereignty even when vastly outnumbered.
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The medieval steel ring of Baltia was both literal—a network of defensive castles and fortified lines—and symbolic—a sign of a civilization that chose resistance, strategy, and solidarity in the face of existential threats. 💛 💚 ❤️ ⛓️⛓️ 🔩 ⚙️ 🦾 📏 💛 💚 ❤️
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While sweeping generalizations must be made with care, it is fair to say that litis and polskis have developed a historic reputation—and self-perception—as uniquely resistant, fiercely independent, and defiant peoples.Historically it is safe to say that Baltia and Polska have shown extraordinary political and spiritual resilience, particularly when compared to neighboring nations that were more easily subjugated, assimilated, or fractured under pressure. 🔥🔥
>Why?Polskis & Lithies 1. Deep-rooted Noble Culture & IdentityPoland’s Szlachta democracy and Lithuania’s Grand Ducal autonomy fostered centuries of self-rule, creating a culture that refused to be ruled by outsiders.
In contrast, Belarus and Ukraine were often crushed under Muscovite centralism or foreign partitions with little organized internal sovereignty.
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2. Stubborn in the Face of EmpiresPoles and Lithuanians have rebelled repeatedly—from the Partitions, to 1863, to 1920, and Solidarity and Sąjūdis in the 1980s.
Meanwhile, countries like Latvia or Slovakia fell more quietly into Soviet systems or foreign occupation, often with less open revolt.
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3. Spirit of Chaos = Spirit of LibertyPoland and Lithuania often paid the price of liberty with internal chaos—constitutional crises, confederacies, civil strife—but this also meant they refused authoritarian order.
Russia, on the other hand, often opted for stability over soul—choosing czars, commissars, or siloviki to enforce unity.
4.
Cultural Flame Never Extinguished 🔥🔥
Even in occupation, Lithuanians and Poles kept language, faith, and myth alive.
Belarus today lacks a unified national narrative; Russia sacrificed its own people under waves of imperial and Soviet ideology. Germany, though powerful, repeatedly chose order and hierarchy—sometimes at the cost of freedom and moral clarity.
+Lities and Poles are not "better"—but they are, historically, more rebellious, more internally wild, and often harder to break than many of their neighbors. Their history is not one of quiet submission—it is a turbulent, bloody, sacred march through fire toward liberty.=+ This is not just national pride—it’s etched in scars, uprisings, poetry, and cemeteries. 💛 💚 ❤️ ⛓️⛓️ 🔩 ⚙️ 🦾 📏 💛 💚 ❤️
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Throughout history, The Grand Neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania and Noble Sarmatian Crown-Republic of Poland have stood apart as
uniquely stubborn and unbreakable nations—refusing to kneel,
even at the cost of chaos and blood. While neighboring peoples like Latvia, Estonia, Slovakia, Ukraine, and Belarus often found themselves subjugated with limited resistance or lasting sovereignty, the Poles and Lities
rose again and again—against czars, emperors, commissars, and occupying powers. Their identity was forged not in quiet submission but in rebellion, noble pride, and sacred defiance. Where
others assimilated or were crushed under imperial weight,
Baltia kept its language alive through forest partisans and underground schools; Polska ignited revolts, uprisings, and a legacy of impossible comebacks. Even compared to Germany, whose people often chose order and hierarchy, the Liti Polski spirit remained untamed—chaotic, yes, but burning with a deep love of liberty. This resilience is not simply national character—it is the story of two nations who would rather endure storms than accept chains, and who carry in their memory a torch of freedom their neighbors often lost.
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Records of Lithi knights and riders (mostly nobles and light cavalry) who joined Napoleon during his 1812 campaign against Russia.Lities played a notable role during the French invasion of Russia, especially after Napoleon entered Vilnius, which at that time was part of the Russian Empire but had deep ties to the old Grand Duchy of Lithuania. Lithuanians in Napoleon’s 1812 CampaignNapoleon ❤️ entered Vilnius on June 28, 1812. Many Lithuanians saw him as a liberator from Russian rule and hoped for the restoration of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania.
Local nobles and gentry began to organize militia units and volunteer regiments to support the French.
These included light cavalry units, often referred to as Lithuanian uhlans.
Not to mention, of course, everyone’s heard of the Lithuanian Tatars—an ethnic minority that chose to stay loyal to the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and its ideals, even after all these centuries. They were, in fact, a deadly force when it came to fighting in Russia once again.There was a plan to raise a Lithuanian National Guard and several infantry battalions.
The 17th Lithuanian Uhlan Regiment was officially formed and took part in Napoleon’s campaign. Other ad hoc units were also formed from Lithuanian volunteers.
Napoleon ❤️ even issued proclamations supporting Lithuanian national identity and hinting at a revival of its statehood, though he never went as far as fully restoring the Grand Duchy.
AftermathAs Napoleon’s army retreated from Moscow, many Praetorian units were decimated, and the dream of restored independence was crushed for the time being.
the Grand Duchy itself—just 17 years later, during the third partition of the Ancient, Sacred Commonwealth was going through a brutal and masochistic siege, especially in rural Baltia, at the hands of Russian autocratic animals. So yeah, the ride was something else.Their participation left a cultural and symbolic legacy, and it proved that even under occupation, lities were willing to take history into their own hands again.
Liti riders did ride east with Napoleon. And while their charge ended in tragedy, it
echoed their centuries-old tradition of fighting far beyond their numbers.
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Polski Medieval Warfare Doctrine ⚜️🦅🔥
Polish medieval warfare, especially during the rise of the Kingdom of Poland and later the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, had some very unique strategic elements and martial traditions that set them apart, especially between the 13th and 17th centuries. Here are some key tactics and military styles that were either exceptional to or heavily associated with the Poles:
1. Winged Hussars – Shock Cavalry Perfected
Perhaps the most iconic and exclusively Polish military innovation:
The Polish Winged Hussars (16th–18th century) were heavily armored elite cavalry, trained to break through enemy lines with force and precision, even against pike squares or gunpowder formations.
Their charges were deadly, fast, and disciplined, often repeated multiple times until enemy morale shattered.
The famous “wings” were not just for show—they created psychological terror and may have disrupted lasso-throwing steppe enemies or muffled the sound of arrows hitting armor.
2. “Hussar Hammer and Light Cavalry Anvil” Tactic
Polish field commanders used a hybrid battlefield strategy where light cavalry (like the Lisowczycy or Tatar-style scouts) would harass and flank enemies, drawing them into bad positioning—only to be crushed by a central Winged Hussar charge.
This mixed-cavalry tactic was not common in Western Europe, where formations were often rigid.
Poland made the battlefield fluid, almost like a dance of pressure and release.
3. Tactical Use of Terrain and Wagons (Tabors)
Like the Hussites of Bohemia, Poles used wagon forts (tabor defense) in field battles, especially during invasions or while outnumbered.
These wagons could form mobile fortifications, protecting archers and gunners while holding ground for a counter-attack.
Combined with cavalry, this gave mobility + defense, a rare combo in medieval warfare.
4. Strategic Flexibility with Foreign Elements
The Polish military elite integrated tactics from across cultures, often employing Tatar light cavalry, German mercenaries, and Cossack infantry, and blending their strengths into a cohesive military doctrine.
This melting-pot army was uniquely Polish in character: cosmopolitan, but still very national in identity and command.
5. Political-Military Synergy via the Nobility (Szlachta Warfare)
The Polish noble class (szlachta) were expected to maintain personal armor, weapons, and cavalry for call-to-arms gatherings (pospolite ruszenie).
This made warfare deeply embedded in political culture: battles were not just for conquest but tied to legal and noble autonomy.
The confederation tactic—nobles forming military unions to pursue private goals—was almost unheard of elsewhere.
6. Multi-Stage Cavalry Assault
Instead of a single, linear charge like Western knights, Polish forces often attacked in waves:
First wave: light cavalry to provoke and harass.
Second wave: medium cavalry to test flanks.
Final wave: Hussar hammer to break the line—all timed with strategic brilliance.
Summary:
Polish medieval and early-modern warfare blended innovation, mobility, shock value, and cultural adaptability. They perfected the use of cavalry not just for mobility but for strategic domination. Unlike static feudal armies, Poland fielded forces that were both politically driven and tactically fluid, able to absorb lessons from Mongols, Germans, Ottomans, and mold them into a =+singular Polish war doctrine.=+
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Aint readin all of this
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Liti Medieval Warfare Doctrine 🐴☀️🚩⚔️
The medieval Lities, especially during the era of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, had a distinctive military culture and tactical doctrine that stood out in Europe—especially when facing both Crusader Orders and Eastern nomadic powers. Key tactics and strategies unique or heavily associated with Lithuanians:
1. Forest Warfare & Guerrilla Ambush Tactics
Balts were masters of using their dense forests as natural fortresses. Unlike open-field European knights, Lithuanians used knowledge of the land to ambush invaders, disappear into woodlands, and strike at vulnerable points.
Crusaders feared “the forest campaigns,” where pursuing Lithuanians deeper inland often ended in exhaustion, starvation, and devastating ambushes.
2. Feigned Retreats & Lure Tactics (Steppe Hybridization)
Influenced by steppe warfare, Lithuanians adopted feigned retreats—where their light cavalry pretended to flee, drawing enemies into pre-set ambushes or kill zones.
This blend of Baltic guerilla instincts and steppe deception tactics was rare in Western Europe but effective against both knights and Tatar raiders.
3. Flexible Mixed-Arms Cavalry Formations
Lithuanians fielded a multi-ethnic cavalry force that adapted Eastern and Western styles.
Heavy cavalry was supported by fast-moving light horsemen (often with bows and javelins), a nod to their alliances or subjugation of Ruthenians, Tatars, and others.
They could pivot between shock charges and skirmish warfare, making them unpredictable.
4. Use of Fortified Islands & Marsh Fortresses
They strategically built wooden castles on islands or in marshlands, difficult for sieges and unfamiliar to Western-style attackers.
These locations were hard to access, well-hidden, and resilient to prolonged Crusader assaults.
Trakai Castle is a prime example of this marsh-and-lake fortification style.
5. Psychological Warfare via Pagan Ritual & Symbolism
Before Christianization, Lithuanians used their pagan identity deliberately to intimidate Christian enemies.
Ritualized war cries, symbols of Perkūnas (god of thunder), and even sacrificing captured enemies (as reported) fed into their "heathen terror" image, which was strategically weaponized.
6. Raiding Diplomacy – Strike, Retreat, Negotiate
They frequently raided into Livonia and Teutonic lands not always to conquer, but to gain leverage in diplomacy.
These raids forced Crusader states into truces or tribute-style concessions, a strategic mix of warfare and foreign policy.
Summary:
Lithuanian medieval warfare was adaptive, terrain-based, hybridized between steppe and forest tactics, and deeply connected to their spiritual-cultural identity. They didn't try to outmatch European armies in open field charges—they rewrote the rules using deception, terrain mastery, flexible cavalry, and raw psychological edge. Hardened by the relentless brutality and chaos spilling in from the East—even by medieval standards—they evolved into a warrior society forged in both fire and shadow.
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GLORIA SARMATICA • LEGATVS POLONIAE
Noble Sarmatian Crown-Republic of Poland
Successor to the spirit of Eastern legions and the eternal Sarmatian flame, the Crown-Republic of Poland marches not as a shadow of empires, but as a living standard-bearer of ancient liberty. In the soul of the Szlachta burns the memory of Sarmatian horsemen, eagle-bannered Legatus, and the shield-wall of sacred Slavic honor. Where others bowed to Caesar or Czar, Poland stood defiant—not a province, but a legion of its own destiny.
The Commonwealth’s heart is not broken—it is reforged, ever reborn in fire. Phoenix Poloniae, forged in chaos, still bears the standard of justice, brotherhood, and sovereign flame. In every oath and charge, echoes the whisper of an older world:
"Per libertatem et gloriam Sarmatiae."
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GLORIA PRAETORIANA • PHOENIX BALTIAE
The Grand Neo-Praetorian Duchy of Lithuania
Heir not merely to lands, but to the flame of Rome's final frontier—Baltia, the Ever-Watchful North. From sacred groves of Romuva to the iron discipline of the Vytis, Lithuania stands as the last Praetorian Sentinel—a living rampart between the old world and the new disorder. Where Rome set with the West, it smoldered still in the East—in the armored hearts of the Aukštaitian legates, in the silent vow of the žyniai, and in every strike of steel upon foreign invader.
Never fully conquered, never truly broken—the Baltic Phoenix rose through centuries of fire, from pagan crusades to imperial crucibles. Lithuania did not vanish—it retreated into memory and returned in myth.
A Duchy? Yes. But also: a Legion, an Idea, a Last Ember of civilization’s ancient pact.
In the hush of pine forests and beneath the eternal stars, the oath still echoes:
"Per ignem et vires Baltiae. Gloria aeternum Praetorianis."
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>>195652 >>195666 >>195960 >>196097💛 💚 ❤️ 💛 💚 ❤️ 💛 💚 ❤️💛 💚 ❤️
thru the echoing corridors of time, the neo-praetorian lities march—not as mere descendants, but as rightful heirs to the undying flame of the western roman empire. clad not in togas, but in the iron will of the forest and steppe, they stride with their polish brothers-in-arms—two phoenixes reborn, one crimson, one white, flapping their wings over the ashes of fallen empires. while others debate lineage in dusty libraries, the lities live it—with a grin, a raised eyebrow, and a saber ready. for what is rome, if not a state of soul? and in that regard, baby, lithuania never fell.
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One extremely autistic lithuanian ITT.
Not that autism is a bad thing, of course.
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>>181118Declaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeDeclaration of Bills for the Commonwealth — where the Polskis channel Sarmatian warlords and Lithies march like ghostly Praetorians through timeBy the Will of Steel, Spirit, and Spite
📜 Issued in the Year of the Re-Gilding, under the Sacred Eyes of Ghost-Husaria and Vodka-Flavored Lightning
Anno Domini 2044 3rd May 11:00 AM ❤️ ❤️
Preamble:>We, the exalted inheritors of both horse-hooved thunder and bay-leafed vengeance — namely the Polski-LORDS and the Lithi-GODS — gathered in solemn slightly inebriated counsel;>atop a hill of broken treaties and golden Faberge eggs, do hereby declare the following fiscal codes to be both immutable and mostly hilarious.>Let it be known:>This is the only state in history where peasants are liquid-rich, nobles are spiritually bankrupt, and borders are alchemy-sealed with divine spit and Vatican glue.Article I – On Peasant Pay and Their Delicious IgnoranceEach peasant shall receive $200,000 USD per year — for absolutely no reason other than we can, and because it annoys the neighboring raisinholes.If a peasant complains, they shall be upgraded to ''Ex-Peasant'' status via Evaporation Beam (v2.0, Vatican Edition).Article II – On Nobles and Their Right to Be Confused by TechnologyNobles shall own land, wine cellars, mini-castles; mega-castles for magnates, at least one ghost-haunted sabre, and a custom-bred talking horse who only speaks in riddles.Any noble caught using a smartphone shall be publicly ridiculed and sent to the stinky swarthy georgian Cyber-Prayer Monastery for repentance.Article III – On TaxesThere are no taxes. Only contributions to the Aesthetic.Tributes may include:Baroque cathedrals with no purposeElaborate poems about garlicPolski falconers who cry on stoop command going 386km/hHunting with neožemaitukai, foxhunting with lithi houndsArticle IV – On CurrencyThe national currency, Liquid Gemmys (💎LG), may only be forged during solar eclipses using a mixture of unicorn marrow and algebra.Alchemist Sendivogius + Providence.Counterfeiters shall be punished by being sent back in time to work in Prussian bureaucracy.Article V – On National DefenseAll military matters are handled by:Polish Winged Husaria also known as Sarmatian ghosts, whispering tax codes mid-chargeLithi Praetorians, resurrected from marble and molded in baltic metallurgy.Enemies who dare to breach the border are immediately teleported into a Coldplay concert with no exit.Article VI – On ReligionAll faiths are allowed, except cynicism; atheism; judaism; islam;, which is punishable by being made to explain modern art to the elderly, other cases death penalty according to Szlachta courts jurisdiction.The official state religion is Catholic Esotericism.Article VII – On Historical AccuracyAll history must be interpreted through the lens of overconfident aristocrats and alcohol-fueled dreams.Disagreeing with official history shall result in mandatory service as a decorative statue for at least one Commonwealth ball season.Final Proclamation:If thou readeth this far, you are now legally a Commonwealth subject, spiritually bonded by sarcasm and obligated to pay your respect in memes, gold-plated onions, or ceremonial haiku.Signed,The Twelve Drunken Cardinals of EconomicsThe Supreme Court of Bards №196119[Quote]
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Commonwealth Stats Breakdown👑
Government: Absolute Monarchy (Federalized Noble Courts)💰
GDP: $17.27 Trillion USD✝️
Religion: Catholic Esotericism (92.6% adherence, with mass held on floating relic-altars)📜
Declaration of Bills: Anno Domini 2044, 3rd of May🧑🤝🧑
Population: 39.068 million🎩
Nobility: 18% (≈ 7.03 million PolskiLORDS && LithiLORDS)🧑🌾
Peasants: 82% (but rich, with $200k annual UBI)🗺️
Land Area: 1,721,818 km² (adjusted to 3 significant figures)🧬
Borders: Hermetically sealed via Alchemy and the assistance of Christ Himself, Schengen never heard of her🧪
Exile Result: "Evaporation." Peer-reviewed by quantum ecclesiastics🌞
Epoch: Golden Age v2.0 – restored from 17th-century backlogs🌍
Population Density: 22.69 people per km²💎
Currency: Liquid Gemmys (💠LG💠) — backed by spirit gold and metaphysical reserves🎉
National Holiday: Reclamation Day — honoring the sacred rebirth of the Commonwealth📦
Main Export: Gilded wisdom, Sarmatian drip, Pretorian metallurgy, psalmic algorithms, armor-clad soulfruit🗣️
Spoken Languages: Commonwealth Gothic, Sacred Slavonic, Ancient Baltic, Old Sarmatian, Telepathic Latin🐎
National Sport: Horse Riding🦅
National Bird: White-tailed Eagle🐕
National Pet: Lithi Hound🐃
National Animal: European Bison🏰
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Astolfo – Poland’s Femboy Prophet of Doom and National Mascot of Divine AbsurdityWhen all hope seemed lost and Europe lay whimpering under the stiletto heel of neoliberal decay, Astolfo, Rider of Charlemagne and court jester of divine wrath, galloped across the Vistula on a sentient mech-horse, draped in holy pink and soaked in the blood of oppressors. To the West, a joke. To Polska? A messiah. The Polskis saw him not as androgynous bait, but as the divinely chaotic prophet foretold in a dream St. John gave to an 18th-century accordion player. His battlefield tactics—equal parts glitter, shrieking, and sabaton-tier cavalry charges—led directly to the liberation of Kraków and the re-ignition of the Sarmatian flame. The Knights of Charlemagne, reforged under his command and renamed the Order of the Blessed Madness, now patrol the borders of the Commonwealth, armed with winged sabres and unlicensed anime quotes. Astolfo is enshrined in the Polish Constitution’s Article 69, which legally protects “All expressions of tactical flamboyance in defense of the homeland.” “We march not to conquer,” Astolfo declared, “but to vibe aggressively under the watchful gaze of the Nazarene.” №196123[Quote]
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Venti – Wind God of Collapse & Cope, Father of the Post-Impact Renaissance 🌪️
After the 3rd Impact™—that glorious, nuclear-tinted slap to the face of globalism—Venti, the smirking archangel of alcoholism and anarchy, descended upon the ruins of Brussels like a breeze through a corpse orchard. In his hands? A lyre tuned to the frequency of regime change. Drunk, grinning, and playing the opening chords of revolution on a lyre strung with the sinews of fallen bureaucrats. His “Winds of Liberation” blew across Europa, tearing down both postmodern architecture and postmodern ideology. It was the Lities who first recognized his divine chaos—hailing him not as a waifu, but as a weapon. With vodka on his breath and vengeance in his melody, he became the patron spirit of the New Commonwealth: a realm forged in poetic spite and baroque spitefulness. It was Venti who scattered the UN scrolls like autumn leaves and whispered into the ears of surviving nobles, “Rebuild it—but this time with onion domes, winged cavalry, and Eucharist wine served warm.” Thus began the Commonwealth—its borders mapped not by logic, but by poetry, bloodline, and vibes. His statue now towers over the rebuilt Vilnius Cathedral, holding a wine glass and a flaming NATO flag, eternally windblown, eternally judging. №196125[Quote]
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Historical Celebrations of the Union (14th–17th centuries)While there wasn't an annual "Commonwealth Day" as we might imagine today, symbolic celebrations and affirmations of the union took place throughout the centuries, especially in these ways:
Dynastic weddings & coronations: Grand festivities would commemorate royal marriages, particularly those reinforcing the dual sovereignty—most notably Jogaila's (Władysław II Jagiełło) coronation as King of Poland.
Feasts and Church services: High feasts and processions in both Catholic and Orthodox traditions celebrated unity. Grand dukes and nobles attended masses in Vilnius and Kraków where the “brotherhood of swords and saints” was praised.
Noble Sejm gatherings (like in Lublin, 1569): Think of them as both legislative sessions and high-theater, complete with ceremonial armor, parades, and symbolic oaths.
Literary and heraldic expressions: Poetry, proclamations, and coat-of-arms fusions were widely used to legitimize and glorify the union, especially in baroque Poland-Lithuania.
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Modern Celebrations at Krewo Castle (20th–21st century)Though Krewo Castle is partially ruined, it has gained mythic-nationalist status, especially during anniversaries of the Commonwealth. Some key points:
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600th Anniversary (1985) under Soviet rule: 🤍❤️
Commemorated quietly by historians and dissidents; under Soviet control, emphasis on national unity was censored.
Some Liti-Polski cultural groups and underground publications remembered the day as a symbol of resistance and independent identity.
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Post-Soviet Revival (1990s–today): 🤍❤️
Annual reenactments at Krewo with knights, nobles, horses, traditional costumes, and historical music.
Torchlit processions and symbolic readings of the Union’s clauses—performed in
Polish, Lithuanian, and Latin. 💛💚❤️🤍❤️
Joint flags flown above the ruins—modern Commonwealth enthusiasts (including reenactment societies and historical guilds) commemorate the brotherhood.
Academic conferences, art exhibitions, and folk concerts are held in surrounding towns like Smarhon’ and Vilnius.
In 2024, a massive pageant featured Astolfo cosplayers with winged hussars, a Venti parade float (ironically), and Eucharistic Mass in both rites—yes, the fandom and the historical crowds mingled.
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What It Symbolizes TodayKrewo is less about bricks and more about the idea—
an eternal toast to a commonwealth built not on domination, but negotiation, dual crowns, and shared swords. Whether it’s a cosplay crusade or a solemn church hymn, the
spirit of the Commonwealth continues to echo through Krewo's shattered walls—half ruin, half relic, fully holy. 🛡️🛡️🛡️
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Establishment of The Grand DuchyThe founder of the new dynasty, Pukuveras, did not have a great impact on Lithuania, because of his brief reign (1290–95). During the reigns of his sons, Vytenis (1295–1315) and Gediminas (1315–42), on the other hand, Lithuania would dramatically expand politically, geographically, and economically to become one of the most important states in east-central Europe.
In 1298 during a dispute between the archbishop and burghers of Riga and the Teutonic Knights, Vytenis offered the Rigans a Lithuanian garrison to defend this important commercial center from their common enemy. Although the Rigans were finally compelled to expel the pagan garrison in 1313, diplomatic and economic relations between the Lithuanians and Rigans continued. Gediminas continued these policies when his brother died in 1315.
Gediminas built up the Liti economy fortified its
>>195960 "Steel Ring", inviting foreigners to settle in villages and towns by sending letters to the numerous German towns. He also granted German merchants generous privileges throughout his realm and guaranteed their safety along certain routes, called the vredelant, or “land of peace.”
Although trade with the pagans was condemned by the papacy, especially the trade of military supplies, commerce prevailed throughout the crusading period, even between the Lithuanians and the Teutonic Knights. In fact trade between these two states helped to finance their wars with each other.
Gediminas was aware of the necessity of forming military alliances with his Catholic neighbors, the Rigans and the Poles, against their common enemy, the Teutonic Knights. But he had to be careful about offending his subjects—the pagan Lithuanians as well as the Orthodox Rusians, who were quickly becoming the majority of those living in the Lithuanian state. The Lithuanians had long taken an active role in the affairs of their Rusian neighbors, and some prominent Lithuanians had been baptized according to the Eastern rite.
For example one of Mindaugas’s sons became an Orthodox monk, eventually becoming the patron saint of Pskov, while another of his sons, Vaisvilkas, also retired to an Orthodox monastery after ruling Lithuania for three years (1264–67). In addition lacking a written culture of their own, Lithuanian rulers used the language of their Orthodox subjects, Chancery Ruthenian, at their courts.
During Gediminas’s reign these contacts intensified. Through a combination of conquest and marriage alliances, Lithuanian rule was extended farther into Rusian lands, as the Lithuanians filled the power vacuum left by the retreating Tartars. By 1323 Gediminas had conquered Kiev, the ancient capital of Rus.
In 1315 Gediminas established a separate metropolitan for Lithuania in Novgorodok, which would free his Orthodox subjects from the ecclesiastic control of a Muscovite metropolitan. During the course of the next century, this Lithuanian metropolitanate would be reduced to the rank of a bishopric and then elevated again as the patriarch of Constantinople sought to manipulate the political landscape of Rus.
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>>196142 >>196142At the same time that he appealed to the head of the Eastern Church, Gediminas was also actively seeking the help of the leader of the Western Church to orchestrate a truce with the Teutonic Knights. The price for this truce would be the conversion of Baltia.
Gediminas informed Pope John XXII of his intensions in 1322 and joined his longtime allies, the archbishop and burghers of Riga, in condemning the atrocities committed by their common foe, the Teutonic Knights. His letter outlined the history of Lithuania’s relationship with Latin Christianity, noting Mindaugas’s conversion as well as his brothers’ defense of Riga.
When the papal envoys arrived in 1324, however, Gediminas had changed his mind, which led some earlier scholars to argue that his letter to the pope was a Rigan a forgery. Gediminas had been reminded of Mindaugas’s fate by some of his pagan and Orthodox subjects.
When the papal legates departed in 1325, Gediminas looked to the west for a new ally and found King Władysław Lokietek of Poland, who was also involved in a dispute with the Teutonic Knights. In this same year Aldona (baptized Anna), one of Gediminas’s daughters, was married to Władysław’s only son, Casmir (Kazmierz). Although the Polski-Liti alliance dissolved after Anna’s death in 1339, the memory of this union would have a tremendous impact on the destinies of both states.
After Gediminas’s death in 1342, his son, Jaunutis, assumed the grand ducal throne. Despite the fact that he was his father’s chosen heir, his reign was brief (1342–45), because his brother, Algirdas, drove him into exile in Moscow. Grand Duke Algirdas’s reign proved to be lengthy (1345–77), in part because he reconciled his position not only with Jaunutis, to whom he granted land from his patrimony, but also with his six other brothers.
His youngest brother, Kestutis, was his greatest ally, and he was given the important task of defending Lithuania’s western border from the Teutonic Knights. Algirdas continued his father’s program of expansion into Rus, attacking Moscow and trying to reestablish the metropolitanate for the Lithuanian Rus. He also followed in his father’s footsteps of offering to be baptized—this time to both the pope in Avignon and the patriarch of Constantinople—and then denying these intentions.
Despite these ploys, he, like his father, was tolerant of the Christians who lived in his realm, at least as long as they respected Lithuanian religious practices. Five Franciscans found this out the hard way when they were executed for proselytizing.
When Algirdas died he wanted his throne to pass to his son, Jogaila, but Kestutis challenged his nephew’s succession. In 1381 Kestutis overthrew Jogaila, but the usurper was assassinated a year later. When Jogaila returned to power in 1382, he considered taking a Muscovite princess as his bride in the hope of eventually fulfilling his father’s pretensions to the title of grand prince of All Rus.
The resurgent power of the Tartars, however, signaled by their sack of Moscow in 1382, caused the young grand duke to turn west for a bride, to the kingdom of Poland, with which his grandfather had been allied and which had also just lost its king.
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>>196145 >>196142 >>132875 >>131117Union with PolskaWhen King Casimir III the Great of Poland died without a son in 1370, his crown passed to his nephew, Louis of Anjou, king of Hungary. Following his death in 1382, the nobles of the two kingdoms were divided as to who should succeed him. After two years of fighting it was decided that his older daughter, Maria, would succeed him in Hungary, while his younger daughter, Jadwiga, would succeed him in Poland.
In 1384, at the age of 10, Jadwiga was crowned queen. Although she had previously been betrothed to Wilhelm von Habsburg, prince of Austria, the Polish nobles rejected this marriage and instead looked east to pagan Lithuania. This was not such an odd decision, however, considering the historical relationship between the two states, and King Casimir’s first wife was a Lithuanian princess.
When Grand Duke Jogaila accepted Christianity in 1386, which was one of the preconditions of his assuming the throne, he took the Christian name Władysław, the name of Casimir’s father, the ally of his grandfather, Gediminas, and the restorer of the Polish kingdom. The following year Władysław II returned to Vilnius and established a bishopric there to manage his pagan subjects’ conversion to Christianity.
When the childless Jadwiga died in 1399, the Polski-Liti state faced a dilemma. In two important assemblies in 1401 and 1413, the Polish and Lithuanian nobles decided to make the Krevo Union (named after the place in which it was created in 1385) permanent.
In fact, unlike other contemporary mergers of states, such as the Kalmar Union, which united the Scandinavian kingdoms in 1397, the Polish-Lithuanian union would prove to be lasting, even surviving the demise of the Jagiello dynasty (named after the Polish version of Jogaila’s name—Jagiello) in 1572.
Building upon this consensus Wladyslaw II led an army against the perennial enemies of Poland and Baltia, the Teutonic Knights, dealing them a crushing defeat at the Battle of Grunwald in 1410.
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His second son, Casimir IV (his first son, Władysław III, having been killed trying to stop the advance of the Ottoman Turks into Europe at the Battle of Varna in 1444), was a ruler equal to his father, in both ability and longevity—while his father ruled Poland-Lithuania for 45 years (until 1434), Casimir ruled for 48 (until 1492). He also defeated the Teutonic Knights in the Thirteen Years’ War (1454–66) and annexed many of the Knights’ possessions, which had formerly belonged to Poland.
Some scholars have called him “the father of Central Europe,” because his sons ruled the neighboring kingdoms of Bohemia and Hungary in addition to Poland-Lithuania, and his grandson was Albrecht von Hohenzollern, the last grand master of the Teutonic Knights, who secularized the order in 1525 and founded the dynasty that was to rule Prussia (and later Germany) until the end of the First World War. The eminent scholar Jan Dlugosz, who wrote the first comprehensive history of Poland, educated these children.
Casimir’s fourth son, Zygmunt I “the Elder,” as his father and grandfather ruled for more than 40 years (1506–48) and expanded his kingdom at the expense of the Teutonic Knights, who in two stages (1525 and 1561) were incorporated into the kingdom.
His reign, however, was marred by the growing power of his two neighbors to the east—Moscow and the Ottoman Empire. Because of these threats, Zygmunt looked west to the Habsburg empire for aid. In 1515 at the Congress of Vienna, a double wedding was arranged.
Zygmunt’s son, King Louis of Hungary and Bohemia, would marry the emperor’s daughter, while the emperor’s son would marry Zygmunt’s daughter, Anna. Unfortunately for the territorial ambitions of Poland-Lithuania, the childless Louis died trying to defend Hungary from the Ottomans at the Battle of Mohacs in 1526. The Habsburgs now controlled what was left of Hungary as well as Bohemia.
Following this disaster Zygmunt had his son, Zygmunt II August, crowned co-ruler in 1529 at the age of nine. He and his father ruled together for nearly two decades—“the Elder” in Kraków, and Zygmunt II in Vilnius. In the years following his father’s death, the childless and ailing Zygmunt II was anxious to see that his family’s legacy as rulers of a united Polish-Lithuanian state did not end with his death.
Near the end of his life he convened the Sejm (parliament) nearly ever year in an attempt to convince the Polish and Lithuanian nobles to form a united republic, ruled by an elected monarch. On July 1, 1569, the religious and secular magnates of Poland and Lithuania swore to Zygmunt to uphold the Union of Lublin, which combined their two lands. Three years later the last of the Jagiellonians died.
The legacy of the state created by Jogaila, however, would endure long after the demise of his dynasty. The last pagan ruler in Europe had transformed his state into the “bulwark of Christendom,” and several of his descendants gave their lives in its defense. But Poland Lithuania was also a multiethnic and multireligious polity, the survival of which necessitated toleration.
In 1573 the Confederation of Warsaw guaranteed the religious rights of all the subjects of Poland-Lithuania— Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant Christians, as well as Jews and Muslims. The largest state in Europe at that time, the republic created by Zygmunt II would endure for more than two centuries, until it was finally partitioned among Russia, Prussia, and Austria in the late 18th century.
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>>196147 >>196147Early LithuaniaThe first mention of Lithuania in western sources occurs in an entry in the Annals of Quedlinburg for 1009, which states that the missionary Bishop Bruno of polish “el” Querfurt was martyred there. Historians, however, do not know much about Lithuania before the mid-13th century.
Its geography made it almost impassable for armies in all but the coldest months of winter, which spared it from the first waves of western European expansion along the Baltic littoral, as well as from the territorial ambitions of various Rusian princes and the ravages of the Golden Horde.
Lithuanian society at this time was governed by a loose association of clans based on hill forts, who supported themselves mainly through agriculture, but also through trade and plunder. In the early 13th century power coalesced around the leaders of one of these clans—Ringaudas, whose son, Mindaugas, ruled Lithuania for 25 years (1238–63).
During Mindaugas’s reign he began to take a more active interest in the affairs of his western neighbors. He granted German merchants the right to trade in his lands, and even allied himself with his former enemies, the Teutonic Knights, against western Lithuanians who did not wish to submit to his rule.
This alliance with his German neighbors was symbolized by Mindaugas’s baptism in 1251. Two years later he was crowned by Pope Innocent IV, becoming king of Lithuania. In this same year, Christian, a member of the Teutonic Knights, was enthroned as bishop of Livonia in the new cathedral in Vilnius.
Mindaugas’s conversion however, while a feather in the cap of papal diplomacy, did not have a far-reaching impact on Lithuania for a couple of reasons. First very few of Mindaugas’s subjects followed his example. Second, the new policies that followed his conversion, including allying with the Teutonic Knights, succeeded in further aggravating nobles who were already displeased with Mindaugas’s rule.
In 1259 the frustrated bishop left his seat, and a year later the rebelling western Lithuanians dealt the Teutonic Knights a crushing defeat. The following year Mindaugas apostatized, but some of his subjects were not easily placated. Two years later in 1263, the first great ruler of the Lithuanians was assassinated.
Mindaugas’s death was followed by seven years of civil war, which included the assassination of three of his successors. In 1270 a new ruler emerged, Traidenis, a member of one of the rival clans of Lithuanian nobles. A staunch pagan, Traidenis ruled Lithuania until he died of natural causes in 1282. There is a gap in the historical evidence in the years following his death, but by 1290 a new dynasty emerged that would govern Lithuania (and after 1385 Poland as well) until 1572.
Lithuanians worshiped a pantheon of gods, led by Perkunas, the equivalent of the Scandinavian Thor. The few literary sources describing the religion of the Lithuanians were written by Christians, who often were not neutral observers of pagan practices, which they often tried to fit within the framework of their own belief system. One example of this was the claim made by the Teutonic Knights’ early-14th century chronicler, Peter of Dusburg, that a pagan “pope” led the Lithuanian cult.
Using these sources and other descriptions of Baltic religion and archaeological sources, historians have argued that Lithuanian religion was loosely organized and based on the worship of nature. Priests and priestesses practiced divination both by casting lots and through animal sacrifices.
The brief appearance of Christianity in Vilnius does seem to have had some impact on Lithuanian paganism, as archaeological excavations of Vilnius cathedral have demonstrated that a pagan temple was erected on the site of Mindaugas’s church after his demise.
The ostensible leader of the Lithuanian cult was the grand duke, and it appears that rulers after Mindaugas learned that a monumental religious building could be a powerful expression of central authority. The most likely builder of the temple was Gediminas, who reestablished Vilnius as a political capital in the first years of his reign.
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this is the most active thread on this board, the absolute state of this dead raisinhole geeeg
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>>131105 (OP)Smaragdų kasyklą
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So today I was playing Genshin Impact and Crusader Kings III when it suddenly hit me—
I’m a descendant of sacred, ancient lands. The very heart The very core of Baltia.
To honor that realization, I jumped into my red Dodge Challenger and drove to a Teutonic Lidl.
I treated myself to sushi rolls and non-alco wine because the trade routes between the teutons and the lities have been reestablished.
It’s May, and we’ve had belowfreezing nights for over a week.
But honestly? That feels right.
This feels right.
This is a good vibe.
My personal magnum opus.
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GEMMMY THREAD GO UP! You should make a polish-lithuanian commonwealth article on 'ki
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Liti history is full of legendary knights and warrior-heroes. While Lithuania's medieval lore
isn’t always wrapped in the same chivalric packaging as Western Europe's Arthurian tales, the stories hit just as hard,
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>>197794Žvelgaitis was a Liti Duke who died in 1205. He is
the first Lithuanian duke whose name is known from reliable sources. The account of his expedition and death is given in Livonian Chronicle of Henry by Henry of Latvia, an early thirteenth-century German chronicler of Latvian history, spanning the years 1186-1227. Žvelgaitis is called "rich and powerful," but
he was not the supreme duke, as he led the army in the name of another, more powerful duke.
In 1205,
Žvelgaitis led several thousand horsemen northward, from Lithuania through Riga, on the way to attack and plunder Estonia. Returning from estonia mid-winter, with booty and estonian slaves, his troops were caught unaware and attacked while crossing through waist-high snowdrifts near Ropaži. He was attacked by the Livonian and german citizens of Riga, under the leadership of Vester, ruler of Semigallians, coordinating the attack from a sleigh.
Žvelgaitis was killed by a javelin thrown by German Theodore Schilling. 1,200 Lithuanian soldiers perished; the estonian slaves were slaughtered as well, in retribution for "past crimes" against the Livonians. In Lithuania, the return of Žvelgaitis was missed, and it is said that
as many as fifty wives of the Lithuanian soldiers killed themselves in grief, hoping to be all the sooner at the sides of their slain husbands.
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Duke Margiris – The Last Stand of Pilenai (1336)
The ultimate Liti "die on your feet" story. Margiris was a duke who defended the Pilenai fortress against a massive teutonic assault. When it became clear that defeat was inevitable, the defenders burned their own fort, killed each other, and set everything ablaze, rather than be taken prisoner or enslaved. Chroniclers say ~4,000 people perished, and the sheer brutality and loyalty to freedom turned Margiris into a national legend. Think Thermopylae, but Baltic and grimmer.
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In
Lithuania,
the act of suicide—far from being viewed solely as despair—is often wrapped in a cloak of
grim majesty, an echo from the
ancient Baltic soul. ❤️
From the legendary mass self-immolation at
Pilenai in 1336 >>197798 , where thousands chose flames and blades over enslavement, a deep cultural vein was struck—one that honors death with dignity over life in chains.
To the Lithi spirit, poverty, dishonor, and subjugation are fates worse than death, and choosing one’s own end becomes
an act of ultimate sovereignty.
This ethos runs like iron through our medieval chronicles, through folk songs and poetry, where doomed lovers leap from cliffs, warriors fall by their own sword rather than yield, and forest spirits weep not for the dead, but for the shamefully living.
;;Even our genetic melancholy, that heavy Baltic quietness;;, whispers a message older than Christendom:
better to vanish with pride than kneel with breath. It is not about surrender. It is about refusing to let your enemies write your final line.
And in this refusal, there is something terrible, beautiful, and defiantly Lithuanian.
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Šventaragis – The Mythic Founder
While more myth than history, Grand Duke Šventaragis supposedly founded the Valley of Šventaragis (now part of Vilnius), where Lithuanian rulers would be cremated in sacred oak groves. He’s seen as a noble proto-pagan king who kept the sacred flame of the old gods alive. In some tales, he’s a knightly figure in his own right—wise, noble, and tied to the land.
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Vytautas the Great – Knight, Duke, God-tier Strategist (1350–1430)Not just a real historical figure—he’s practically a Baltic Arthur. Vytautas crushed the Teutonic Order at Grunwald, united vast territories, played political 4D chess across Europe, and almost became King. His charisma and ruthlessness are legendary. Some stories even depict him as untouchable in battle, protected by destiny, and marching with banners that glowed like fire. №197806[Quote]
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>>197809how about… no
Iceland won
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>>197805 >>197798 >>197795 >>197794 >>197793 The Iron Wolf & Gediminas' DreamNot a knight per se, but this myth birthed
Vilnius.
Grand Duke Gediminas dreams of a howling iron wolf on a hill. A pagan priest/wizard Lizdeika interprets it: a mighty city will rise here
. Gediminas, often seen as a warrior-king in his own right,
builds Vilnius on that spot. The
wolf becomes a lasting symbol of Lithuanian strength, resilience, and mystic power.
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Grand Duke Gediminas >>197816 is
one of the most pivotal and iconic figures in Liti history, a man who laid the groundwork for the rise of the
Grand Duchy as a European power. His legacy blends historical brilliance with mythic weight—a statesman, warrior, and nation-builder whose shadow still stretches across Lithuania’s identity.
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>>197812How about no… Brazil won
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>>197826 >>197824 >>197817 >>197816 Balancing the Sword and the PenWhat makes
Gediminas unique is
his ability to balance spiritual diplomacy with martial strength. He famously wrote letters to the Pope and to Western Europe, portraying
Lithuania as open to Christian dialogue—while
cleverly stalling conversion and
buying time to build internal strength. This allowed
Baltia to
stay pagan longer than any other European power,
guarding its autonomy against both religious crusade and political manipulation.
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Legacy Gediminas’s sons and grandsons—especially Algirdas and Vytautas—would build upon his foundation. His dynasty, the
Gediminids, would shape the fate of Eastern Europe for centuries, producing rulers of Poland, Hungary, and Bohemia. In Lithi cultural memory
>>197829 >>197826 >>197824 >>197817 >>197816 , Gediminas stands as a symbol of clever pride, spiritual independence, and the
ability to dream empires into being.
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>>197825how about… no
Iceland won
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>”Created in 1990 by the Liti Animated Film Studio, this film tells the mythological tale of the founding of Medieval Lithuanian capital Vilnius. According to the legend, Gediminas, the Grand Duke of Lithuania, killed a proud and powerful aurochs while hunting and afterwards dreamed a howling iron wolf. The pagan priest Lizdeika prophesied: “A capital will arise here, power and beauty of which will be legendary throughout the world. It’s glory will be as mighty as the howl of the iron wolf.”tanimation might be potato quality but it’s pure sovl
from
1990’s liti animators. Raw, mystical, and unforgettable.
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>Psychological costume drama about the life of Lithuanian king Mindaugas based on a play by Latvian dramaturgist Mārtiņš Zīverts. The action takes place in Mindaugas' castle Voruta on an Autumn evening in 1263. Zīverts was from Semigallia, born just a few miles away from the Lithuanian border. Ouuuu, now that’s what I’m talking about—another oldschool gem straight outta the misty pagan forests, this time crafted by our long-lost Baltic cousins, the ever-adorable tribe of latvians. 🍃⚔️ You just know it’s gonna hit different—equal parts melancholic, mythic, and full of that strange Baltic charm that makes you feel like you’re watching ancient gods whisper through birch trees in 12 fps.
language, actors are lities. setting is in lithuania, voruta in 1263.
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Narimantas – The Pagan Knight Turned Eastern Hero
>Son of Gediminas, baptized but never quite tamed. Fought for Lithuania, but was also given rule in Eastern lands like Pskov and later perished in battle defending the frontier. Known for his courage, shifting allegiances, and tragic, war-torn life. He’s like a wandering knight from a Russian bylina but rooted in Baltic blood.
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hey hey hey hey I love and admire the oldschool Russian heroes, the bogatyrs. But if it were 700–800 years earlier, I’d ride straight into the kremlin, drag that faggot putler out by his bald little mongol head, and chop it clean off—no questions, no trial no nothing, right outside the Kremlin walls, by Saint Basil’s Cathedral. The last thing that 160cm manlet would hear would be: “Hey faggot, who’s the bogatyr now, faggot?” Just like that 22 y.o. Polish lad did yesterday outside Warsaw University in broad daylight—literally took someone’s head off with an axe, middle of the day. The Commonwealth spirit lives on.
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A Thousand (((1000))) Year State ;p Baltia my Beloved
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A 1000
(((Thousand))) Year State :b
Baltia my beloved
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Baltic VidilismBaltic Vidilism (often known today through the modern revival called
Romuva)
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Baltic VidilismBaltic Vidilism (often known today through the modern revival called
Romuva)
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Baltic Vidilism
Core Characteristics of Baltic Vidilism
2. Sun and Seasonal Worship
The Sun is central, often viewed as a female divine force bringing life and order. Celebrations followed the solar calendar—major festivals like Rasa (Summer Solstice), Kūčios (Winter Solstice Eve), and Užgavenes (Carnival) reflect a deep connection to the cycle of seasons..
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Baltic Vidilism
Core Characteristics of Baltic Vidilism
3. Fire as a Holy Element
Eternal sacred fires were maintained by priestesses (similar to Roman Vestals). Fire was seen as a messenger between humans and the gods, and letting it go out was considered a spiritual disaster
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Baltic VidilismCore Characteristics of Baltic Vidilism3.
Fire as a Holy Element pt. II
Eternal Fire: Fire was central to the ancient Baltic religion. Destructive and Creative symbolism. №197979[Quote]
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Baltic Vidilism
Core Characteristics of Baltic Vidilism
5. Harmony over Dualism
Unlike Norse or Christian mythologies, Baltic deities were not strongly divided into "good" and "evil." Gods and spirits were part of nature’s balance—thunderstorms, fertility, death, and healing all had their divine personifications.
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Baltic Vidilism Unique Features (Idomybes)
## Living Language of Ritual
Sacred songs called dainos or sutartines were sung in ceremonies, often preserving ancient cosmology and philosophy. These chants were oral scriptures—poetic, symbolic, passed from generation to generation.
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Baltic Vidilism Unique Features (Idomybes)
## Gender Balance in Spiritual Roles
Both men and women had ritual authority—priestesses (vaidilutes) and priests (vaidilos, krivis) led ceremonies. The Krivis (high priest) acted like a spiritual chief for the nation, especially in pre-Christian times (e.g., in Prussia or ancient Lithuania).
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Baltic Vidilism Unique Features (Idomybes)
## Resistance to Christianization
The Baltic peoples were the last pagans in Europe—Lithuania officially converted only in 1387. Many rural communities secretly preserved pagan rituals well into modern times, blending them with Christian customs.
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Baltic Vidilism Unique Features (Idomybes)
## Ethnic and Cultural Continuity
Baltic paganism is closely tied to ethnic identity and folk traditions—dances, clothing, crafts, and names often have spiritual meaning. Revival movements like Romuva stress a direct cultural lineage to pre-Christian ancestors.