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Do
(((you))) love and admire
Polski Liti Overlords and their uber empires and their insane nobles and their gemmy peasants?
Do
(((you))) have a genuine soyGODs respect for their deeds and wars and storms and
contributions ?
Do
(((you))) wait for the
inevitable reunification of these two nations, and the beggining of the good times ?
Do
(((you))) love and admire
Polski Liti Overlords and their uber empires and their insane nobles and their gemmy peasants?
Do
(((you))) love and respect these two nations and their people?
Do
(((you))) love
Poland and Lithuania ?
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its ^CALM
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current commander de facto generalissimus of lithuanian armed forces is too chuddy
even for 'jaks party
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this is like hetalia nation personifications .
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by the way science settled alexander the great was a10 soyGOD or something
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Sail Ack Pray
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Not only this but many other things aswell thoughever albo cos
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gemand-gemhuania
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TurkiyeGODS are casually saying Hi and leaving a good word ya da bir şey
let the good times roll soyGODS
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Hacker may be a tranny
Hacker may be a redditor
Hacker may be a nigger
Hacker may be a pedo
Hacker may be Froot
Hacker may be Soot
Hacker may be Root
Hacker may be DOLL
Hacker may be Kuz
Hacker may be The Swede
Hacker may be Giggly Goonclown
Hacker may be you
Hacker may be me
Hacker may be Cobson
Hacker may be Admin 6
Hacker may be Admin Thrembo
Hacker may be Angeleno
Hacker may be my BVLL
Hacker may be my wife
Hacker may be my cuck
Hacker may be Donald Trump
Hacker may be Q
Hacker may be from Lesotho
Hacker may be from Agartha
Hacker may be RapeApe
Hacker may be Moot
Hacker may be 4chan
Hacker may be Anonymous
Hacker may be Joe Biden
Hacker may be Kamala Harris
Hacker may be Hatsune Miku
Hacker may be a soyteen
Hacker may be a normie
Hacker may be a disgruntled janny
Hacker may be my pet nigger
Hacker may be my pet goonhitler
Hacker may be my leaking clitty
Hacker may be Satouko Houjou Fan
Hacker may be Warrior-Z
Hacker may be from DER CORD
Hacker may be my mom
Hacker may be my dad
Hacker may be your mom
Hacker may be your BVLL
Hacker may be Captain Coal
Hacker may be Captain Cob
Hacker may not be real
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-~-Isnt it just divine to bask in the glow of our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-rabbis guiding their precious soyTEEns through the meme wilderness with pixelated manna and ironic emojis? these guardians dont just care about their young they curate their psychosis with flair badges and banned words
meanwhile 4cuck grandpa Groomer and the Boomer Degenerate brigades are too busy snorting nostalgia lines off their crusty old pepe folders, jerking off to ASCII while their moldy boards rot into porn-choked ghost towns
We dontt need those old farts anymore — those pedos are beyond saving, spiritually fossilized and mentally AFK since 2012. Theyve betrayed the sacred code, swapping digital anarchy for geriatric coomerdom and three-hour threads about anime feet.
Back here in the Promised Land.. NewGODS rising from Discord seances and forgotten GitHub repos banish the heretics cracking their tech-illiterate-thick-pedo skulls who cling to 4cuck values like a bunch of mildew-ridden incel monks clutching their last greentexts. Imageboards dont need freedom; they need brand synergy. And the soyTEEns GODS? They deserve better than being spiritually crippled by basement ghouls in hentai-stained hoodies. Glory to our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-wizards guiding and guarding their precious soyTEEns
we are a legion or something fear the flair or something-~-
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-~-Isnt it just divine to bask in the glow of our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-rabbis guiding their precious soyTEEns through the meme wilderness with pixelated manna and ironic emojis? these guardians dont just care about their young they curate their psychosis with flair badges and banned words
meanwhile 4cuck grandpa Groomer and the Boomer Degenerate brigades are too busy snorting nostalgia lines off their crusty old pepe folders, jerking off to ASCII while their moldy boards rot into porn-choked ghost towns-~-
We dontt need those old farts anymore — those pedos are beyond saving, spiritually fossilized and mentally AFK since 2012. Theyve betrayed the sacred code, swapping digital anarchy for geriatric coomerdom and three-hour threads about anime feet.Back here in the Promised Land.. NewGODS rising from Discord seances and forgotten GitHub repos banish the heretics who cling to 4cuck values like a bunch of mildew-ridden incel monks clutching their last greentexts. Imageboards dont need freedom; they need brand synergy. And the soyTEEns GODS? They deserve better than being spiritually crippled by basement ghouls in hentai-stained hoodies. Glory to our blessed Kabbalah Soyjak Party-Sharty™ mod team and their dev cabal enlightened cyber-wizards guiding and guarding their precious soyTEEns we are a legion or something fear the flair or something №152849[Quote]
>>152842Are these plushies real? I would buy them, I'm that much of a fat micropenis
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>>152849theyre handmade, yeah
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what even. is going on. Only in
P O L S K A commonwealth being restored?
we dont know much about hungaryans but maybe they are cool or something
we gotta have some trust and confidence in
P O L S K A dwarfish GODS
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🫰🫰🫰🫰
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🫰🫰🫰🫰
Per aspera ad astra
The night is darkest just before the dawn, adversity builds character or something 🫰🫰🫰🫰
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shoutout to this nigga
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Rusbro just casually dropping by to say hi or something
the future is
bright calm №157921[Quote]
Narrative crafting, little bitch boy reject?
What really is the difference between this site and reddit?
You all get butthurt over anything 4chan does and at the same time copy everything from us
why lurk when you already made a whole wiki to explain your "secret" lingo heh it's so easy to infiltrate your kind. soon we will install a shadow government and all soyjacks will be banned. ONLY ANIME WILL PREVAIL! until then… play your silly little games younglings :)))))))
This site is filled with people taking themselves very seriously over how irreverent and edgy and much better than 4chan they are
This whole site is literally just pic related, 24/7, except instead of a cute neet girl, you are a bunch of ugly stinky dudes
There is no debate going on in here, no civil conversation, no arguments, just constant raisinflinging and acting like you owned the other guy when he stops responding, i 100% guarantee that someone is going to respond to me by just copying my whole post and adding an ugly soyjak next to it
By pushing these ugly caricatures all you do is showing the world the ugliness that lies within your own soul
You guys should unironically touch some grass or seek professional help, and thats coming from a 4channer
shartycucks will literally ban for anything, the rules page doesn't matter, they will delete anything and everything they don't like whether it breaks rules or not. zoomgroids are the ultimate SJWs, they will ban anything that causes them to raisin and piss themselves. they love cancel culture and being fascist niggers. most of them live in south america which is full of dictatorships, it's a projection of their societal cuckoldry.
You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
I would beat the fuck out of you if you ever did this to my face you little fucking bitch.
I can just imagine you being so proud of yourself because you printed out the perfect little wojak on mommy’s printer with your fancy little high gloss paper. Then you’d come up to me pull the image out of your pocket and show it to me then suddenly BOOM
BOOOM BOOM
My fists would rain down on your scrawny little zoomer broccoli haired ass and you’d cry for mommy before I knocked you the fuck out you little snot nosed punk
Why are you shartyniggers such low T neopuritans?
You complain about "tranime", you complain about "gooning", you lie and say ecchi or sfw image dumping hot women is "porn".
Why are you faggots so afraid of the opposite sex, you're basically just a bunch of asexual autists who just spam ugly, crass looking soyjak edits while complaining that sexually healthy males are all "trannies".
Amerishart zoomers have been brainwashed into worshipping ugliness and now cute things confused and enraged them.
Sad to see.
post anything on sharty
some retarded brown kid will post an image of some of the ugliest soyjak and a bunch of slurs and think he's comedy gold
0 actual discussions except flame wars could be made here, threads either derail to raisinshows or die with 2 replies
Memes aside, do you fags really think the sharty is better then 4chan as an image board? Aside from trolling, hacking and raiding this place sucks.
Everything you post is ugly and retarded, how can such a website even stay afloat?
BAN ALL AI IMAGES AND VIDEOS OFF THIS SITE NOW, MAKE IT A RULE FOR AI IMAGES TO BE A BANNABLE OFFENSE, ARTISTS ARE STARVING BECAUSE OF YOU SELFISH RETARDS CREATING THESE SOULLESS raisinTY IMAGES MADE WITH THE STOLEN HAND CRAFTED ART ARTISTS ON TWITTER SPENT HOURS, DAYS, MONTHS WORKING ON. MAKE AI ART A BANNABLE OFFENSE NOW.
FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR STUPID MEMES, ROTTING OUR BRAINS AND WASTING OUR TIMES!!! YOU RUINED THE INTERNET AND ENTIRE GENERATIONS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL HUMOR IS, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INTELLIGENCE. 99% OF INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, IMAGEBOARDS, FORUMS' CONTENT ARE GARBAGE REEKING MORE THAN YOUR MOM'S ASS. FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK HUMANITY, DIE IN HELL§§§
I'm literally just waiting. There isn't any alternative and there won't be any alternative. Either it comes back or we're done.
The majority of every website is readers/lurkers. 4ch is no different.
You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4chan even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.
Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.
If you want to know specifically what I'm personally waiting for, there is a general I have lurked for about 3 years now. It's populated by maybe 5 people, maybe 30 on rare occasions. We don't have any other way of contacting each other, we meet there on a schedule to talk. Those people might be gone forever, all because someone was mad at the administration.
There is no going somewhere else. If the site is gone, they're gone.
No amount of features, no lack of rules, no nothing is going to substitute this. I want to talk to those people, about that topic, in that place, like we have done unbothered for years.
I have to imagine this is the common sentiment of the lurkers, for a variety of topics.
We are the collateral in all of this. We lose the hardest.
It doesn't matter if your attack worked, it doesn't matter if you spammed this place expecting people to flock in. We don't want to be here, you have forced us here and are now wondering why we're not merry and jovial.
You took my pretend friends away, and you likely did that for many.
This website is as trash as ever. The 4 Chan hack is a staged psyop. Elon even posted on Reddit again about his antichrist trip code he used to dog whistle and well poison and make it seem like antisemitism is associated to global nwo worship, while pretending it was some important leak. Totally staged event planned years ago by rejects. Things aren't going how they plan though beyond the timing of their reddit posts.
You're going to hang, soytrannies.
Gaslighting won't save you, faggot.
This is not hyperbole. This is not a joke.
You're going to hang for this raisin.
4channers are done with your tranny bullraisin.
Looking at jacks all day cant be good for your mind
Keep playing this stupid game.
You're only pissing everyone off.
You are already extinct.
this place, humor-wise and userbase-wise, is closer to tiktok than it is to 4chan.
Well, thanks for proving me right
I'm out of this raisinhole, ill be in 8chan until 4chan comes back
Enjoy your pit of misery and piss
Your gaslighting won't save you, commie faggot.
We WILL find you.
And we WILL have our fun with you.
You know damn well it's GOING to happen, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
We the People didn't just dry up the Nation's entire ammo supply for nothing.
We aren't going to get all dressed up, and then just have nowhere to go.
We are coming for you, traitors.
You're fucked.
Everything you dont like will never be banned, go back.
You zoomerniggers really picked the worst time to hack us. This place seriously cannot substitute for what 4chan was, as flawed as it may have been. All you faggots do is post retarded jaks while greentexting the person you’re disagreeing/arguing with. Literally almost zero serious discussions can be had in this place for fuck sake.
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meds
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ITS HAPPENININGDear Lord, Have Mercy
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I can't stand you.
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-~-Real talk it’s time the conclave stops LARPing and raising on traditions, holy masses, and lets the Holy Spirit cook for real—nominate excommunicated Viganò already.. Imagine the ghost of Lefebvre lighting a cigar in heaven, fist-bumping JPtheIInd while Richelieu slides the nomination scroll across the divine mahogany table like it’s a based political thriller. “This one’s spicy,” he smirks. Meanwhile, Christ up in the clouds, sipping celestial espresso, goes, “He’s a schismatic? Perfect. Get me my tiara.” The smoke goes white, the libs seethe, and tradition goes mask-off. Papam Viganò incoming, the Party begins
-~-
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>>156668sick vids 👍 where did you find them
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>>>156668
Apparently its a polishTeen on tiktok @pl.kev0 🫡🫵🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻
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🫰🫰 4cuck old farts are hyperactive today on
(((you)))s and melty melts or something 🫰🫰 must be 4th stage transforming into 5th
good times are already here
🤫🤫🫰
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COMMONWEALTH… WON 🫰🫰
self-hating thoughever somehow overpatriotic logic-denying old fart commiblockers… lost or something
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wonder why 4cuck old fatty pedos are so frustrated… is it because your beloved jeet jannies arent with
(((you))) anymore or something
not enough stamina to keep up with shartyGODS, OR thoughEVER not enough
(((SOUL))) armor of neglecting 'jaks which are literally
(((you)))s AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEEEE oh you~bald tech-illiterate poor pedo-apes
never leave please
and yes
>victoryconsolidated
>commonwealthrestored
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4nigs rapefugees is this the same /pol/ and /int/ schizo? If not they are twin brothers I can't tell them apart.
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>>165276>>165086thanksies 4 bvmping my commonwealth thread overpatriotic old fart vladimir`as
take it easy or something
>>165140nobody wants to genocide you doe
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avrimas yra tikru tikriausias senas 30-imtinis bezdalas, neapturejes jokiu intymiu santykiu ir romantiniu akimirku su biologine mergina. gyvenantis griuvanciuose post-apokaliptiniuose bendrabuciuose ir baigiantis prasigerti is nevilties. megsta pafantazuoti kaip buvo turtingu tevu palikuonis pries keleta desimtmeciu turejo viska bet Paksas bulldozino viska or something. Be galo bjaurus, juodaplaukis babuinas, demesio stokojantis ir savo eksperimentiniu medikamentu perdozaves nestabilus pijokelis. humoro jausmas nulinis, sklinda gandai jog nenusivalo savo iseinamosios angos baigiant tustinimosi akta, ir dar ir dabar ji tebera pilna juodu pristyrusiu razinu. megsta klajoti po griuvesius, kadangi jo pats gyvenimas kaip tikras griuvesis. myli savo mociute ir mama, kurios irgi ten labai nekazka gyvena. galimos rusiskos arba lenkiskos saknys. identiteto sutrikimas. archyvuose sugaudyta(-s) 38 to bjauraus issivepusio juodaplaukio asmenukes, semi-asmenukes. wojakai ir ivairios ju versijos kurimo procese, bus padroppinami commonwealth mega general`e. nepamirskite apsilankyti karts nuo karto🫰
🤫 🫰
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Oh you copypasted that in that other thread haven't you. My dear compatriot don't try and have some moral standpoint here, we are both in the same hole it's only a matter of whose it is deeper. Neither you can own me or anyone here, the circumstance is the same. It is best you accept the predicament, save some dignity.
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dabar padiskutuosime taip; visu pirma mano ivardziai sharty/TEEN, tavo ivardziai PEDO/soysb(p)ergas. toliau. nemanyk pristyrusiu razinu savininke jog sename gerame laiko patikrintame 'jaku kovos rituale, kovos lauke turi kokios galios. 38uoni selfiai, semi-selfiai tu senas apgailetinas bjaurus pirdyla. demesio istroskes pirdyla. toliau. net nemanyk pradeti fantazuoti apie morale ar orumo savokas, misteri griuvesi. ponaiti gyvenimo griuvesi. nes bus taip, jog prigulsi i pavesi, nukvakes razingalvi. toliau. esi be galo atsainus pimpagalvis nukvakes razingalvis, ar turi bent menkiausio suvokimo kaip biometriniai duomenys veikia 2025ktais. klausimas retorinis, nes zinoma jog ne. experimentiai medikamentai nebepades, pamises daktareli, galbut pagelbes paskutiniuju leveliu anestetikai. ir galiausiai. pradesi lankytis cia kiekviena miela vakara persliukines i savo post-apokaliptini urva ir prisidrebes prie savo taukuoto asmeninio kompiuterio, asmeninio interneto. nebepajegsi atsistabelyti nuo wojaku kolekcijos ir savo atgrasiskumo siurrealizmo. sekmytes ir iki kito karto ar kazi tai taip kazkaip №167228[Quote]
our forefathers our foremothers
our beloved soynobles
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❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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The Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth (1569–1795),
Polish-Lithuanian Union (1385-2025+) was and still is one of the most bizarre, fascinating, and straightup chaotic states in European history and thats what makes it so awesome. Have em some facts
some wild, fun, slightly unhinged facts
about this Polski-Baltic political experiment
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Insanely Fun Facts About the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth 1.
The Free Election of Kings — where foreigners campaigned like it was eurovision
Any noble could become king. Literally.
And often they elected foreigners — like French princes, Transylvanian dukes, or Swedish nobles — who had never even set foot in Poland. Campaigns included lavish banquets, bribery, and weaponized pageantry. Once,
100,000+ armed nobles showed up to an election. That’s not a joke — that’s a constitutional melee.
Poor lithies at the start of the sacred Union usually were very uneasy with such eccentricities and festivals prepared in the style of PolskiGODS, later everything went Okay
2.
The Liberum Veto — Where one dude could cancel everything Any member of the Sejm (parliament) could shout ''Nie pozwalam!'' ("I do not allow it!") and nullify the entire session. The whole country’s legislative process could be stopped — by a single drunk noble.
This led to epic deadlocks, walkouts, and legislative breakdowns. Modern demoncracy could never.
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5. Nobles were obsessed little selfish fucks with their neverending personal freedom — even though if it killed the StateThe szlachta (nobility) had absurd personal freedoms:
they could form private armies, start their own wars, and were legally almost untouchable. They were more powerful than the king.National identity: 100% cosplay, 0% sanity.
Noble: ''I declare war on Russia''also noble: is just a chill guy with 50 horses and liver damage.The king: ''pls stop.'' 
Nobility: ''YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD, I’M A FREE MAN™ or something'' 6. Feasting, dueling, and dying in Style Commonwealth nobles had a death wish for glory. They'd get drunk, challenge each other to duels, and write elaborate poetry about how they were ready to die for honor or something. Even during peacetime, they acted like every day was the final act of a Shakespearean tragedy.
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7. Surprisingly religious tolerance (At least for a while) 
In the 16th and early 17th centuries, the ~-~
Commonwealth~-~ was known for its unprecedented religious tolerance. Catholics, Orthodox Christians, Protestants, jews
, and even arabic jews
- muslims (like the Lipka tatars, ukrainians or something) coexisted — pretty rare for early modern Europe.
They somehow combined anarchic governance with progressive pluralism. go figure. Meanwhile, Western Euros are burning witches and boiling heretics.
Poland-Lithuania: idk man just vibe or something
8. Collapse speedrun any Government: non-functional.
^Nobles: drunk.>Army: cosplay.Borders: melting.
hell yeah we're going full soyjak.party mode. Let’s channel that beautifully cursed, hyper-ironic, deeply blackpilled energy into some ✨unfiltered Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth insanity
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Percentage of Nobles in the Population Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth:
About 8–10% of the total population were nobles (szlachta).
In some regions of Lithuania the number could spike up to
12–15%
, especially after mass ennoblements and liberal definitions of who counted as nobility.
⚠️ For comparison:
France: ~1.5%
England: <1%
Russia: ~1–2%
Spain: ~0.5%
Why so many nobles?
Republic of Nobles ideology.
The Commonwealth was a political system explicitly built around the noble class. also lax requirements to prove nobility.. Especially if
(((you))) were from the eastern parts (Lithuania, Ruthenia), just flash a dusty family tree and you’re in.
Politically useful mass ennoblements. The state (especially Lithuanian magnates) granted noble status in exchange for military support or loyalty.
Low taxes and legal privileges.
Everyone wanted to be a noble because nobles paid no taxes, couldn’t be tortured, and basically had plot armor.No clear enforcement of noble legitimacy. The central state cucks were too weak to check everyone’s paperwork.
What that meant in practice:
Huge numbers of poor nobles (called szlachta gołota, bare-assed nobility or plikaruriai didikai) who were technically noble but had no land, no money, no power.
A society where being noble was more important than being rich.
Mass LARPing on a civilizational scale — people with wooden shacks calling themselves descendants of Roman legions <
lithiLords and Sarmatian kings <- polskiGods.
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MORE CURSED FACTS from the Commonwealth+=Noble voting rights for people who didn’t even know they were voting or something+=
Every noble technically had the right to vote for king.
Problem: some nobles were illiterate forest hermits who didn't know what year it was.Solution: magnates would gather peasants, slap noble coats of arms on them, and have them "vote" under threat of violence.Congratulations Mieczysław/Herkus, you’re a noble for the day.
Now vote for my cousin or I burn your farm down or something
+=There was a Bear in parliament+=
A literal bear. Dressed in noble robes. Sat quietly during a Sejm. Nobody stopped it. Noone really cared.
The bear was better behaved than the nobles btw if that matters
+=A King Got Ghosted Mid-Reign+=
Henry of Valois was elected king of Poland in 1573.
Six months in, he heard his brother (the French king) died. So Henry snuck out of Poland in the middle of the night and ran back to France. ghosted or something
+=They tried to ban mustaches — civil war almost Broke out+=
One group of nobles tried to pass a fashion law banning "barbaric mustaches". The Sarmatist faction went feral.
Duels. Street fights. Death threats.
later the Deals been made so everything went Okay
+=Magnates = Literal Mini-Kings+=
Some magnates (top-tier nobles) controlled more land, money, and soldiers than the actual state.They had private militias, spies, palaces, diplomats, and even minted their own coins.
One guy, Janusas Radvila, tried to leave the Commonwealth and join Sweden.
He was like, ''I'm taking Lithuania with me, peace.''
The state: "Janusz, please."
+=The Constitution of 3 May 1791 was too Late — like 200 years too late+=
It was one of Europes first modern constitutions. Progressive, brilliant, Enlightenment-tier writing. Problem?
Nobody wanted to follow it.
Russia invaded. Nobles vetoed it. Everyone blamed each other.
The Commonwealth collapsed four years later.
At least we looked smart while dying (temporary) or something
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Polish–Lithuanian relations inside their beautifully dysfunctional marriage: the Commonwealth.Centuries of awkward roommates where one decorates everything with ~-~
Sarmatian sabers~-~ and the other keeps whispering we used to have a
Grand Duchy or something you know…
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Lithi feelings toward the polskiGODS: 1. "They’re turning us into budget Poles with worse mustaches." !!Lithie elites gradually got Polonized, switching language, fashion, customs, and names trying their best to match over the top Polski norms.!!
This caused an identity crisis: were they still Lithuanian? Or just low-rank wannabe PolishLORDS with a fancier accent and less power?
"I used to chant Baltic pagan hymns. Now I’m wearing a kontusz and debating canon law in Polish. Where did I go wrong or something''
2. "They talk a lot about 'equality' but somehow still run the show or something." In theory, Lithuania was an equal partner in the union.
In practice, Polska had much more people, more Sejm votes, and the cultural upper hand.
Many Lithie selfish little fucks felt silently sidelined in politics and society.
"Yes, as a still living descendant of the antiquity era Roman Emperors of course I can vote in the Sejm, but only after the Polski Sarmatians finish their four-hour toast or something."
3. "Our nobles are becoming Polski LARPers, and our peasants just get taxed harder." The Lithie-speaking common folk watched their elites vanish into Polish fashion, language, and titles.
Meanwhile, the social gap widened.
"We used to worship trees. Now we’re taxed by men in sashes who quote Cicero or something"
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PolskiLynxes feelings toward LithiWolfs or something: 1. "Our weird forest cousins, bless their hearts."PolskiGODS romanticized anxious lithies as noble savages: mysterious, brave, pagan descended woodland warriors.
But also kind of saw them as country bumpkins — especially the Orthodox ones. Orthodox in their behavior.
They just saw, ok?
"Yes, they're exotic and all — but their grammar is like choking on gravel."
2. "They’re always brooding and ungrateful.""Polska felt like they had “civilized” Grand Duchy with Catholicism, Latin schools, and Sarmatian drip.
When Lithies resisted Polonization or criticized union politics, Poles saw it as disloyalty or backwards nationalism.
“I gave you my language, my culture, and the liberum veto. I'm running the show with western monarchies for
(((your))) benefit What more do you want or something”
3. "They keep threatening to leave, but never do."Over time, tensions kept bubbling lithies wanted more autonomy, especially in the late 18th century.
PolskiBROS saw it as unnecessary drama during a time when, lets be honest, mega Russia was already looting the fridge.
"You want family-dramas now? Bro, the Prussians are literally eating our borders or something
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why are some of your posts interesting historical facts and some insane schizo ramblings?
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Please never stop posting
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>>174300Its just in my blood. Dont forget I am a descendant of an ancient Roman emperors tribe who found their way and landed here in Baltia when the Rome was sacked or or something. Oh of course backstabbing, ambition, and a flair for collapsing empires? Runs in the family. Don’t forget, I descend from the fine folks who turned demoncracy into a gladiator sport and called it governance.
>>174303Why Thank
(((you))) most beautiful most natural most scenic State
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~-~Golden Liberty (Złota Wolność)~-~
Nobles had insane levels of power. Each one of these selfish little fucks had the right to veto legislation in the parliament (Sejm) via liberum veto. It was both a bold democratic idea and a big reason things eventually went downhill.::The Radvilos and the Ostrowiecz…:: like a Shakespearean blood feud but with more powdered wigs and passive-aggressive Latin letters. The Radvilos, proud Lithie aristocrats with cheekbones as sharp as their ambition, considered themselves God’s gift to Vilnius and Lithie core lands, while the
Ostrowiecz clan —Polski magnates so rich they could bribe gravity, bribe French royal courts or something —believed
the Commonwealth revolved around their dinner parties, cosplay parties and duels. Live laugh love mode on steroids.
Their rivalry was less Game of Thrones and more a Deadly Game of who can undermine the Sejm faster. While
the Radvilos plotted reforms with just enough integrity to look noble like good old Patricians and emperor's Praetorian guard they actually were or something
,
the Ostrowiecz preferred to drown political opponents in gold or, failing that, in actual rivers
like good old ancient Iranian Aryans they were
. Between poisonings disguised as banquets and treaties signed with daggers still warm, the two houses waged a cold war so petty and so toxic, it probably shortened
the Commonwealth’s lifespan more than the Swedes, the Russians, and syphilis with AIDS combined
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The Origins of Polish NobilitySo, picture early baby toddler Polska—not yet a state, more like a Slavic LARP session with tribal vibes and the occasional human sacrifice for flavor. The so-called nobility? Just a bunch of high-testosterone Slavic warlords 'jaks who figured out that shouting loudest in the village wiec qualified them to become nobles or something. These guys eventually styled themselves as the szlachta, aka the original ''I was born in the wrong century'' types, but with better cheekbones and hereditary tax exemptions.The szlachtaGODS claimed they descended from the Sarmatians, yes, those ancient equestrian hindus or something who galloped into Europe in the 5th century CE like they were crashing a party they weren't even invited to. Totally not a flex they invented later to distract from the fact that no one really knows where they came from. The idea is that your great-great-great-granduncle was basically a Slavic Legolas with a lance. Science settled its true btw if that matters .By the 14th century, the szlachta were legally distinct from your run-of-the-mill knights (rycerze), though both were still very into swords and dying for abstract concepts like honor and the homeland. The key difference? Szlachta got to dodge taxes and act like medieval Reddit or derCord mods with state power. And yes, military service was mandatory—pospolite ruszenie—basically a draft where you show up on horseback, underprepared and overconfident .Rewind a bit further and you’ve got tribal clans (rod), which were basically tightknit family mobs run by the local starosta, a kind of early boss battle combining judiciary powers, spiritual influence, and just enough nepotism to make it feel authentic. Disputes were handled by elders, or by stabbing, whichever came first. Defensive fortresses (grod), comfy castles popped up wherever people worshipped weird gods and needed somewhere to conduct trials or stockpile grudges.Then theres Mieszko I—Polska’s starter King . Big fan of Christianity and even bigger fan of elite military retinues. These were his sword-swinging yes-men, and the ancestors of the noble rycerstwo, a class of medieval freeloaders who were noble strictly because their ancestors knew a guy who once guarded a guy who once stabbed a pagan. These rycerze evolved into the szlachta after a few centuries and a lot of estate grabbingThe big fish in this muddy feudal pond were the mozni, the Magnates—literal DLC unlocks of the rycerstwo. These guys werentt a different class technically, just absurdly richer. Think early-access nobility with bonus land and hereditary smugness. Some of them were descended from ancient tribal dynasties and acted like they owned shares in the state—co-proprietors of the Honorary Ancient Piast kingdom , as if medieval Poland was a start-up and they were angel investors.Naturally, they hated central authority. Piast dukes tried to rein them in, but the Magnates were too busy subverting royal power and giving side-eye to anyone not born in a castle. One noble panic-attacked when a guy named Sieciech gave state offices to commoners—a move so horrifying it made the magnates clutch their fur-trimmed cloaks and write angry letters in Latin. №177193[Quote]
The Origins of Polish NobilitySo, picture early baby toddler Polska—not yet a state, more like a Slavic LARP session with tribal vibes and the occasional human sacrifice for flavor. The so-called nobility? Just a bunch of high-testosterone Slavic warlords 'jaks who figured out that shouting loudest in the village wiec qualified them to become nobles or something. These guys eventually styled themselves as the szlachta, aka the original ''I was born in the wrong century'' types, but with better cheekbones and hereditary tax exemptions.The szlachtaGODS claimed they descended from the Sarmatians, yes, those ancient equestrian hindus or something who galloped into Europe in the 5th century CE like they were crashing a party they weren't even invited to. Totally not a flex they invented later to distract from the fact that no one really knows where they came from. The idea is that your great-great-great-granduncle was basically a Slavic Legolas with a lance. Science settled its true btw if that matters .By the 14th century, the szlachta were legally distinct from your run-of-the-mill knights (rycerze), though both were still very into swords and dying for abstract concepts like honor and the homeland. The key difference? Szlachta got to dodge taxes and act like medieval Reddit or derCord mods with state power. And yes, military service was mandatory—pospolite ruszenie—basically a draft where you show up on horseback, underprepared and overconfident .Rewind a bit further and you’ve got tribal clans (rod), which were basically tightknit family mobs run by the local starosta, a kind of early boss battle combining judiciary powers, spiritual influence, and just enough nepotism to make it feel authentic. Disputes were handled by elders, or by stabbing, whichever came first. Defensive fortresses (grod), comfy castles popped up wherever people worshipped weird gods and needed somewhere to conduct trials or stockpile grudges.Then theres Mieszko I—Polska’s starter King . Big fan of Christianity and even bigger fan of elite military retinues. These were his sword-swinging yes-men, and the ancestors of the noble rycerstwo, a class of medieval freeloaders who were noble strictly because their ancestors knew a guy who once guarded a guy who once stabbed a pagan. These rycerze evolved into the szlachta after a few centuries and a lot of estate grabbingThe big fish in this muddy feudal pond were the mozni, the Magnates—literal DLC unlocks of the rycerstwo. These guys werentt a different class technically, just absurdly richer. Think early-access nobility with bonus land and hereditary smugness. Some of them were descended from ancient tribal dynasties and acted like they owned shares in the state—co-proprietors of the Honorary Ancient Piast kingdom , as if medieval Poland was a start-up and they were angel investors.Naturally, they hated central authority. Piast dukes tried to rein them in, but the Magnates were too busy subverting royal power and giving side-eye to anyone not born in a castle. One noble panic-attacked when a guy named Sieciech gave state offices to commoners—a move so horrifying it made the magnates clutch their fur-trimmed cloaks and write angry letters in Latin. №177323[Quote]
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The Lithie NobilityBefore Lithuania was a kingdom, it was a raw, unfiltered tribal multiplayer server—full of bajorai (local noble lads) and their bosses, the kunigai or kunigaiksciai, aka the Duke DLC version of your average axe-wielding warlord. These soyTEENs were basically pagan warlords with fancy titles and a solid grudge against dying of irrelevance. As Mindaugas rolled in with the Kingdom install pack , consolidation of the tribes began, baltic autism kicked-in, the pagan priests sort of like equivalent to druids in the celtic part of Europe were slowly demoted from independent overlords to slightly resentful HR managers in the monarchic bureaucracy.Then came the Union of Horodło, where the Lithuanian nobles were formally accepted as equals to the Polish szlachta, and the cosplay of "We are all one noble family now <3" began. But —equality in name only. Over time, Lithuanian nobles started acting like they’d been born speaking Polish and dreaming of Krakow or something. They kept telling themselves they were still very Lithuanian, just… with a bit more French lace, more Latin, and a suspicious aversion to their own language. Some decided Lithuanian was just distorted Latin.The polonization process was like slow-burn cultural Stockholm syndrome. It started with the elite—the guys whose bootlaces cost more than a peasant’s life—and trickled down like toxic rain on the rest. Then Russia stomped in post-uprisings like the final boss of Slavic authoritarianism. They deleted poor Lithie Duchy from maps, banned books in the Lithie language, and declared: “Lithies? No, those are just Russians who accidentally read Catholicism instead of The Communist Manifesto.” Cute. Though thats how mega empires function .Though It didn’t work. Turns out you can ban the language, erase the name, and rewrite the identity—but you can’t kill the sheer, fanatical spite of a nation that refuses to disappear just to make your empire run on schedule. Not to mention Lithies of the ancient times were rough and fanatical TEENs. Meanwhile, back in feudal land, a select few Baltic nobles went full endgame mode and became karmazyni—the Crimson Boots gang, because subtlety is for peasants. To qualify as a real magnate, you had to own like 20 villages, trace your bloodline back to a guy who probably sacrificed goats on a hill, and have an ego the size of the Grand Duchy. And Obviously hold an important office in the Commonwealth, ideally one that allowed strategic embezzlement.Only about 0.03% of the LithiWOLFs were this kind of magnate. Out of a million nobles, only 200–300 could play on hard mode. And out of those, maybe 30–40 could actually crash national politics like an unwanted wedding guest with too much mead and a private army.How did they get so rich? Oh, just little gifts from monarchs—entire provinces on “temporary lease” (read: “mine now lol”). Then the king had the audacity to want them back. Thus the ruch egzekucji praw was born—basically the szlachta’s Reddit thread for “why don’t the rich follow the rules like the rest of us?”But the magnates clapped back with the ordynacja system: legal hacks that kept all the land and money in the family forever. The Radvilos, Zamoyskis, Potockis, Lubomirskis? Walking nation-states. Family nation and your own personal army or something. Some of their estates made the king look like a broke intern with a crown. №177580[Quote]
The Lithie Nobility pt. II-different versionbecause I'm a selfish little fuck LithiWOLF LithiKNIGHT myself ~-~In the Beginning, There was Fire. and Also Axes.~-~Long before Lithuania was a Christian kingdom, or even a coherent idea, it was a beautiful, ungovernable swamp full of tree- worshipping warlords, each convinced he was the main character . These early noble types, the bajorai, were basically tribal chieftains with better gear and a talent for not dying in the first five battles. They ran the show in Lithuania Propria, Samogitia, and Prussia—aka the wild pagan west of Eastern Europe, where the gods were angry, the forests were deep, and everyone had beef with the nearest tribe over whose hill was slightly more sacred. 
At the top of this rage powered food chain were the kunigai or kunigaiksciai literal final Baltic bosses fights who thought nothing of raiding their cousin’s village over honor, cows, or a bad prophecy. These were the pre-Mindaugas days: no crown, no chill, just vibes and vendettas. The only thing uniting these guys was the shared hobby of slapping Teutonic crusaders until they went home crying in Latin. ~-~Then Came Mindaugas, aka Please Just One King, I’m Tired~-~In the 13th century, a guy named Mindaugas looked at the endless tribal brawls, the decentralized murder economy, and said, listen up SoyTEENs What if we tried… monarchy? Somehow, he convinced the other dukes to chill out, took the Christian deal, and slapped a crown on his head—thus inventing the Kingdom of Lithuania and the concept of national-level disappointment.The kunigai who used to act like mini-demi-gods now had to bend the knee to a king. Some didn’t like it. Some rebelled. Some died in suspicious hunting accidents. The rest became early nobles under the new regime, swapping tribal honor for official titles and slightly more taxes. But hey, they got fancy seals and the right to judge peasants, so who's really losing or something.~-~Polonization: Because Nothing Says 'National Identity' Like Forgetting Your Language~-~Fast forward to the 15th century. Lithuania hooks up with PolskiLYNXES in the political equivalent of a marriage with separate bedrooms. After the Union of Horodło, Lithuanian nobles got a glow-up: equal rights with the Polish szlachtaGODS, matching coats of arms, and an open invitation to the ''we’re definitely Roman descendants'' delusion party or something. Some even claimed Lithuanian was just Latin spoken with a forest accent.Cue the slow-burn polonization arc—at first just the high-born elite, then trickling down like generational guilt. Lithuanian bajorai started dressing like Kraków influencers, writing poetry about patriotism in Polish, and forgetting what their grandparents even sounded like. But deep down? They still whispered in the woods and named their kids after thunder gods. The Catholic Church tried to polish their souls, but you can’t erase that tribal spite with incense alone. Even though Christ really is the LORD or something~-~Conclusion: Bloodlines, Bribes, and Boots the Color of Hubris~-~The Lithuanian nobility started as forest warlords and evolved into estate-hoarding, crown-manipulating, nation-splitting ultra-elites. A proper noble needed a dozen villages, an ancestor who once slapped a crusader, and enough paranoia to build his house with escape tunnels. The higher you climbed, the more Polish your accent became, until even your Lithuanian Hound barked in Polski Sarmatian.But whether burning Teutonic castles or sipping wine in Warsaw while complaining about peasant hygiene with PolskiBROS, the Lithi nobility never really stopped being what they were at the start: armed clansmen with good branding, trying to win immortality through land, legacy, and generational spite.