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 â„–98350[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][Quote]

Our story so far…
You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you might have to move jobs to the cockroach milk farms. However, you may just catch a lucky break, as an anonymous tipper has payed you 1 thrembillion dollars to look into the most popular candidate for the 2024 Shartyville Elections: Senator Jobe Cobson, running against incumbent Mayor Taki Satoko. The case states that Cobson may in fact live a double life, and it is requested that (You) infiltrate this life and find evidence that the so called "god tier wojak" is not as he seems.
<Updoot space
The first move of the adventure thread will be decided by a dub. All moves afterwards will be decided by the first to reply to a new move. Sometimes I will combine two or more requests if they fit well enough.
(theres also gonna be music for each area which is le different and kino or something)

 â„–98351[Quote]

Wenda from Sprunki appears.

 â„–98352[Quote]

big lez comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak

 â„–98353[Quote]

Before starting, good taste in music
Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

 â„–98354[Quote]

i was here

 â„–98355[Quote]

Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 2nd attempt

 â„–98356[Quote]

Kino

 â„–98357[Quote]

Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 3

 â„–98358[Quote]

big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes buggy

 â„–98359[Quote]

Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 4

 â„–98360[Quote]

big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak

 â„–98361[Quote]

>>98359
do this

 â„–98362[Quote]

Roll 5
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

 â„–98363[Quote]

Roll #6
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

 â„–98364[Quote]

Roll number seven
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

 â„–98365[Quote]

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>>98350
marge isnt that booru namefag albert's persona?

 â„–98366[Quote]

>>98352
>>98358
>>98360
Get owned big lez faggot

 â„–98367[Quote]

buggy drives to cobson's house for an interview not realising there is someone sitting in the backseat

 â„–98368[Quote]

>>98365
Nothing wrong with repurposing self-inserts

 â„–98369[Quote]

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 â„–98370[Quote]

Looped already?

 â„–98371[Quote]


 â„–98372[Quote]

>>98365
we are all gems here, its a one big gemmy familia Olé!

 â„–98373[Quote]

>>98369
>cord meme

 â„–98374[Quote]

Gem on the log bump

 â„–98375[Quote]

>>98373
rent free

 â„–98376[Quote]

>>98364
do this

 â„–98377[Quote]

issa slowburn

 â„–98378[Quote]

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>>>8668839 (You)
>rent free

 â„–98379[Quote]

go up nigga

 â„–98380[Quote]

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 â„–98381[Quote]

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>>98364
You quickly grab your keys and run into your car, starting it as you tune the radio to your favorite station, 114.88 The Big Mac. The classic 80s block was on, and they were playing some Out Of Touch. The city of Shartyville was…dingy. It always has been, right from the founding. You knew even if you were able to expose this corrupt politician, you would never be able to fix the cities own corrupt roots. For now, you were focusing on the road ahead, and the music that filled your head. For a while…it was bliss…

 â„–98382[Quote]

>>98381
suddenly you see big lez in the back of your car

 â„–98383[Quote]

>>98382
okay who the fuck is that, nigger

 â„–98384[Quote]

>>98382
years in the business made you twitchy so you shoot him in the head.

 â„–98385[Quote]

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>>98383
blud doesn't know big lez

 â„–98386[Quote]

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>>>8669066 (You)
>blud doesn't know big lez

 â„–98387[Quote]

>>98385
forced aussie coal

 â„–98388[Quote]

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>>98384
>>98382
As you drive, you hear the sounds of an aussie man waking up in your back seats.
>thanks mate, i needed that
<AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DIE CHUD DIE!!!!
You shoot the homeless kangaroo lover in the chest, killing him instantly. Good thing you always keep a magnum to your side at all times.
This will be important later…remember!

 â„–98389[Quote]

>>98388
I'm surpised this will be important later haha

 â„–98390[Quote]

>>98388
you arrive at cobson's house, the handle on the front door is penis-shaped for same reason

 â„–98391[Quote]

>>98390
some*

 â„–98392[Quote]

>>98390
I like this

 â„–98393[Quote]

nigger I'm not readin' allat

 â„–98394[Quote]

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I CAN GO BEYOND MY LIMIT, SEVEN!!!
This coming 11pm,all soyjak.party accounts will be CUT. This is according from the creator of soyjak.party. All the activities that was being done this time will be delay, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. To save you're soyjak.party accounts, please forward this message to 5 threads for us to make sure that you are active user of soyjak.party. If can't pass this to 5 threads you're acount will be cut without hesitancy.

 â„–98395[Quote]

>>98394
#saveoursharty

 â„–98396[Quote]

>>98390
bump do this

 â„–98397[Quote]

>>98388
Eat his body

 â„–98398[Quote]

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>>98390
You finally arrive at the mansion, on the outskirts of Shartyville. Knocking on the door, you notice the johnson shaped handle on it, which…confuses you. before you can start pondering about it, the hot anime maid steps out to great you.
>Hallloooo!~ ^w^ What does you want, feral-san?~ ^-^

 â„–98399[Quote]

>>98398
A bird from serina goes there

 â„–98400[Quote]

>>98399
m a r g e

 â„–98401[Quote]

>>98400
Search it up

 â„–98402[Quote]

>>98401
I still dont get it

 â„–98403[Quote]

>>98402
A bird from serina goes to your location

 â„–98404[Quote]

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>>98403
>>98401
>>98399
blud is talking in tounges

 â„–98405[Quote]

>>98404
Ok. Bruntlefly comes then

 â„–98406[Quote]

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>>98405
Admin six adventure is down the hall and to the left

 â„–98407[Quote]

>>98398
Just go in dude

 â„–98408[Quote]

Is this your first adventure thread?

 â„–98409[Quote]

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>>98407
You enter the mansion, and find it filled with personal maids. Why would someone like Cobson need so many super hot maids to clean his raisin? Better write this down.
>>98408
Kind of. See second picrel.

 â„–98410[Quote]

>>98409
What was that thread called and when did you make it? Im pretty sure i remember it

 â„–98411[Quote]

>>98410
It was about soyak exploring the sharty wastelands

 â„–98412[Quote]

>>98411
Im unsure but i do think i remember the pond part

 â„–98413[Quote]

>>98409
you ask the robot maid why there's so many maids here

 â„–98414[Quote]

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>>98413
You go up to ask the robotic maid a question.
>Whats with all the maids?
<Mister Cobson said he could give us free food or whatever! I think hes just really cool I guess. :>

 â„–98415[Quote]

>>98414
Ask where Mister Cobson is, you'd like to see him.

 â„–98416[Quote]

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>>98415
You ask about Cobsons location.
<Ehhhh…he said he was busy, but…hes in his office, working on something, I dunno…

 â„–98417[Quote]

>>98416
A skibidi toilet appears

 â„–98418[Quote]

>>98416
Ask her:
"When is he done with being busy?"

 â„–98419[Quote]

vp

 â„–98420[Quote]

>>98416
I go up to his office

 â„–98421[Quote]

oooh this was leaked in 'dmin six adventure thread

 â„–98422[Quote]

>>98421
dumbass nigga award

 â„–98423[Quote]


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 â„–98425[Quote]

>>98424
huh what do you know sorry i just didnt see this thread for 4 hours i was playing dawn of war and refreshing the 'dmin six thread

 â„–98426[Quote]

>>98425
it's okay chuddie

 â„–98427[Quote]

Are you back yet?

 â„–98428[Quote]

bumo this gemmy thread until op comeso back

 â„–98429[Quote]

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sorry about the wait, i was busy 'ooning to ratchet and clank o algo
>>98417
>>98418
You ask the maid when he will not be busy anymore.
>Eermmm…no idea, sorry si-
<*BOOOOOM* SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!!
>AHHH THE TOILET GREW LEGS!!!
The bathroom toilet spontaiously grew a HL2 scientist head and grew robotic legs, breaking out. You grab your trusty backup revolver!

 â„–98430[Quote]

>>98429
fire 3 rounds into its eyes and forehead

 â„–98431[Quote]

>>98429
throw the amerimutt maid at the toilet

 â„–98432[Quote]

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>>98429
forgot the boss music

 â„–98433[Quote]

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>>98430
>>98431
The maids clear the area, but the robotic maid gets captured by the skibidi toilet monster. The american is too fat to run and falls on xer face. Quickly thinking as the thing approches you, you fire into its eyes and forehead, but the bullets…bounce right off of it!
>DOP DOP YES YES
<AHHHHH HELP ME SIR FERAL!!!
You cant kill this thing with bullets! Unless…
^ughhhh too many fuckin big macs or whatever.
USing your observational thinking and strength, you lift the heavy weight maid into your arms, and sling it at the toilet monster. The maid was fat enough to give the thing a massive goose egg of a bruise on its forehead, deteriorating its condition and mental fortitude.
^OW WHAT THE HELL YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT
>SIR FERAL! IM FALLING! CATCH ME!!

 â„–98434[Quote]

>>98433
try to catch the robotic maid

 â„–98435[Quote]

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>>98434
You are able to catch the light weight maid, who gets off and runs out of the room, screaming like a woman.
>SKIBIDIII…DOP DOP…DOP!!
The toilet monster said, confused.

 â„–98436[Quote]

>>98435
make the toilet stand under the chandelier and then shoot it off and make it fall on his head

 â„–98437[Quote]

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>>98436
You fire the chandelier to break it, and make it fall on the unsuspecting skibidi toilet, when suddenly…
KER-SPLAT!!! Instead of a chandelier falling on it, a piano falls through the ceiling, along with with…Senator Cobson, and his wife Cirno???
>AY WHAT THE HELL MAN?? I WAS DANCING WITH MY WIFE!!!
<WHATS HAPPENING???
^gab gab gool *keeps playing with his toy synthisizer disguised as a big ass piano*

 â„–98438[Quote]

>>98437
ask him what's happening here

 â„–98439[Quote]

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>>98438
You ask about what in the world that was…
>Oh, jeez…I told my god forsaken maids not to put the Grimace Shakes in the toilet, or they would turn skibidi. Sorry about that, buddy. What are you doing here anyway??
<Riddly space
Tee hee! Hey everyone, riddler here with a new riddle to tell you all, in…5 posts! Just watch out for the riddle and you'll get a special prize! Toodallo, tee hee hee!

 â„–98440[Quote]

>>98439
Pull the
<… and one more thing…
Line on him, then schizorant about brainrot and maids
Then say you're there to take quotes from everyone for a neighorhood tragedy.

 â„–98441[Quote]

>>98440

magre

 â„–98442[Quote]

>>98439
you notice cobson is acting off, the maids, the cursed items like grimace shakes, and a slight deeper tone to his voice, and maybe the little extra muscle mass to… there's something ominous about him…

 â„–98443[Quote]

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>>98440
>>98442
YOu ask about several things about cobson, but before you can finish your epic "and one more thing" line…
>Yeah, whatever. I got a meeting with some vodkas in a bit. Take him out of here, Cirno.
<Yes sir!
The chick takes you outside, and closes the door. Looks like you weren't very welcome there…but you were able to gather some details. From the hot maids, to the cursed af L rizz grimace shakes from ohio…something was very off about him that didn't show in his own campaign videos.

 â„–98444[Quote]

>>98443
contact your friend news reporter ms silverstein

 â„–98445[Quote]

>>98443
sneak up into his office

 â„–98446[Quote]

up

 â„–98447[Quote]

up up!

 â„–98448[Quote]

>>98443
Contemplate making a fake identity to get a job as a servant to keep digging.

 â„–98449[Quote]

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>>98444
You contact an old friend of yours, A reporter for Goyim News Network, Ms. Silverstien.
>Oy vey, what is it?? Im trying to interview some holocaust surviors, never forget the 6 gorillion!!! o algo

 â„–98450[Quote]

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>>98448
You tell her about your plans to disguise as a hot maid.
>Ermmmmmmm, well theres this super valid store that sells masks or something. Go there.

 â„–98451[Quote]

>>98450
go to the store

 â„–98452[Quote]

>>98450
take xer advice and start shopping

 â„–98453[Quote]

>>98451
Do this

 â„–98454[Quote]

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>>98437
Gab gab gool

 â„–98455[Quote]

gem go up

 â„–98456[Quote]

Detective Cobson needs to catch shekelberg in action o algo

 â„–98457[Quote]

This is awesome
>>98433
Yo i made that Skibidi Toilet!

 â„–98458[Quote]

GO UP I WANNA SEE MORE!

 â„–98459[Quote]

>>98450
Chug down some beer

 â„–98460[Quote]

Up

 â„–98461[Quote]

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be quiet you selfish little fucks. I have college and school.

 â„–98462[Quote]

>>98461
Sorry then, my Nigga

 â„–98463[Quote]

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>>98451
>>98452
You enter the mask store, headed by a Bajookenese fashionista. They were having a sale on pony masks, made from real horses.
>Bajung jing, what is you want, you jinga????

 â„–98464[Quote]

>>98463
get a maid costume and a miss circle mask

 â„–98465[Quote]

>>98463
get a nate higgers costume

 â„–98466[Quote]

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>>98464
>>98465
>NO we do not have a mees sphere of hate niggers mask…
<Riddly space
Hehe! Riddler here, back with the riddle! Solve it and you get a prize in the next turn!

 â„–98467[Quote]

>>98466
Why is all songs STIMKS! wtf does that mean maine

 â„–98468[Quote]

>>98466
because he didn't take a shower… o algo

 â„–98469[Quote]

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>>98467
Tee hee, you will have to figure it out, hehehe!!!

 â„–98470[Quote]

Cirno is just a retarded fairy, how tf it became 'son's wife?

 â„–98471[Quote]

>>98469
okay i have the answer all songs stink because they are mexican

 â„–98472[Quote]

>>98466
take the rainbow dash mask instead

 â„–98473[Quote]

>>98472
NO NO NO TAKE THE MOMMY MARE MASK INSTEAD

 â„–98474[Quote]

>>98473
marge who is that

 â„–98475[Quote]

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>>98471
>>98468
Actually the answer is because they have, uhhh…bad chord progression and no tunes, hehehehe!!!! Sorry but no prize for you guys! Tood-a-loo, chuddies!

 â„–98476[Quote]

>>98474
the other pony mask..it looks more attractive

 â„–98477[Quote]

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>>98476
>>98473
>>98472
You ask to take the orange pony mask, but then-
>THATS MY MOMMY MARE MASK!!!
Some obsessed pony chud walks into the store. What do you do?

 â„–98478[Quote]

>>98477
ermm ask him why he out of all people needs a pony mask

 â„–98479[Quote]

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>>98478
>Wh…s-shut up, I just need it! Its for friends!!!

 â„–98480[Quote]

>>98479
just be a good goy and get a different mask

 â„–98481[Quote]

>>98479

if chud doesnt pipe down then knock out the obsessed chudcel and purchase the mask and the maid outfit

 â„–98482[Quote]

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>>98480
Somehow…you keep your rage buried deep down inside. Now was not the time to engage in fist fights with inocent civilians. Now was the time to become a sexy pony maid.

 â„–98483[Quote]

>>98482
go back to cobson's house in your costume, ask the chud if he also wants to come

 â„–98484[Quote]

>>98482
Buy a Pizza Mask just in case some other raisin happens

 â„–98485[Quote]

>>98482
Poopson appears

 â„–98486[Quote]

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>>98483
After a whole day of planning and other raisin, you finally make your way back to the cobson estate. You work best at night…
You have the disguse filled with some of your revolvers, making you look like an actually hot woman. Your ready to enter the house,

 â„–98487[Quote]

>>98486
fall down and start crying like a baby

 â„–98488[Quote]

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>>98486
>>98487
>No don't cry like a faggot or something you can do this.

 â„–98489[Quote]

>>98488
>>98486
NO, FALL ONTO THE FLOOR AND START CRYING AS LOUD AS YOU CAN

 â„–98490[Quote]

>>98486
enter the estate

 â„–98491[Quote]

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>>98487
You start to sob like a little girl, which after a while, lures Cobson out.
>Ay what the HELL is going-HOLY CANOLI! What in the world is a girl like you doing on my doorstep? Are you one of those freaky homeless anthropomorphic pony maids??

 â„–98492[Quote]

>>98488
do not fall and enter the manor instead chuddy..speaking of chuds i wonder what the chud who bought the pony mask is doing

 â„–98493[Quote]

>>98491
beg him to let you in

 â„–98494[Quote]

>>98492
dont ask any questions chuddy

 â„–98495[Quote]

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>>98491
>try to calm down and say that you are his new maid or something

 â„–98496[Quote]

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>>98495
>>98493
You get up, and tell him that you were sent here as a new maid, but you tripped and fell and broke your pwetty widdle snout.
>Jeeez…alright, simmer down, girl…right this way.
He lets you enter.

 â„–98497[Quote]

>>98496
punch him and then say its a prank

 â„–98498[Quote]

>>98496
go in

 â„–98499[Quote]

>>98497
NOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID NIGGER

 â„–98500[Quote]

>>98499
YEEEEEEEEES IM SMART ARYAN

 â„–98501[Quote]

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>>98496
>>98497
>No don't punch him or something

 â„–98502[Quote]

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>>>8677573
>YEEEEEEEEES IM SMART ARYAN

 â„–98503[Quote]

>>98496
tell him you will go clean his office or something

 â„–98504[Quote]

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 â„–98505[Quote]

>>98504
no arrow

 â„–98506[Quote]

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>>98505
two arrows, actually… heh, checkmate, chuddy

 â„–98507[Quote]

>>98506
I don't see green therefore

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>>98507
perhaps, you are mistaken. these arrows are green

 â„–98509[Quote]

>>98508
used a different theme award

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>>98503
>>98498
You enter the mansion and go to his office, telling cobson you would clean it top to bottom…or so he thought…
For some reason, He goes somewhere else. Where? You don't know.

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>>98510
Grab one of the books

 â„–98512[Quote]

>>98510
Babyjak appears

 â„–98513[Quote]


 â„–98514[Quote]

>>98510
check his internet history and desk drawers

 â„–98515[Quote]

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>>98511
>>98512
You find a book labeled "ack Future". It was pretty dirty but it must be about a tranny ruled future and its consequences. As you looked at it, the baby from before crawls out from under the desk.
>Goob goob gee

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>>98510
>>98497
UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR

 â„–98517[Quote]

>>98515
Throw the book at the Baby out of shock

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>Imagine he is addicted to gay sex, hardcore style.
<NO stop listening to that guy and FOCUS on your investigation.
>Those penis shaped door handles…quite ironic.

 â„–98519[Quote]

>>98515
>>98518
Forgot to add a (You)

 â„–98520[Quote]

>>98515
oh no no no…go through his drawers and pc while babyjak watches

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>>98517
>>98518
As the voices in your head bicker and discuss the case, the noise from the baby shocks you and you throw the book at it in mega speedy speeds. A second baby pops out.
>Gab gab gool

 â„–98522[Quote]

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>>98521
>Quick grab a book before anyone notices it

 â„–98523[Quote]

>>98521
The baby raisins on the floor

 â„–98524[Quote]

MY HECKIN PROMPT…IGNORED? ACKKKKKKK

 â„–98525[Quote]

>>98524
Hey OP, Do this guys prompt next

 â„–98526[Quote]

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>>98525
>>98524
nye nye nyenyenye nenene ne ne neeeee

 â„–98527[Quote]

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>>98522
>Maybe we could find an evidence.

 â„–98528[Quote]

>>98526
Proceed to be logical and naturally search whatever electronic devices that are in the room search their search history along with contents of any drawers you might see.

 â„–98529[Quote]

>>98521
Look at the painting and punch the face on it to see if it's some weird ass headcrab

 â„–98530[Quote]

>>98521
A swarm of babies appears from under the table

 â„–98531[Quote]

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Hey everyone, Riddler here, uhhhh…I hacked into OPs computer and I uhhh hijacked his thread and stuff so…yeah, this is a prank call thread now, yeah.

 â„–98532[Quote]

>>98531
marge simpson

 â„–98533[Quote]

>>98531
Do we have to solve your riddle to get him back

 â„–98534[Quote]

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Batman here, I just killed the riddler.

 â„–98535[Quote]

>>98534
is the thread gonna continue now?

 â„–98536[Quote]

>>98535
Kinda. like i said i have college so im going to be slower

 â„–98537[Quote]

>>98536
Das okay, i like this thread

 â„–98538[Quote]

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>>98522
>>98523
>>98528
>>98530
>>98529
Quickly, you grab a valid and liberal Stephen Colbert cookbook from the bookshelf, another baby popping from a chair to see whats going on.
>gam jah mah
You notice that the variant:unkown face on the painting melts as you pass it. Might wanna write that down. You sit down and see that Cobsons Toshiba Tecra A9, a robust and durable business notebook with a decent, yet elegant design, alone with an Intel Core 2 Duo T7500 processor with 2.2GHz and a total of 2GB Ram is in sleep mode. Also the baby raisins on the floor. It smells of mexican beans.

 â„–98539[Quote]

>>98538
Consider pulling out your revolver before shooting one of the tuxedo cacas to death

 â„–98540[Quote]

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>>98539
You can't do that. Your in a costume. Another caca pops out.
>woobbyyyyy doopa
How many foids does Cobson rape?

 â„–98541[Quote]

>>98540
>How many foids does Cobson rape?
Marge

 â„–98542[Quote]

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>>98541
Blud doesnt know how children are made

 â„–98543[Quote]


 â„–98544[Quote]

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up

 â„–98545[Quote]

>>98540
All of sudden, Rapeson bursts out of the painting to try and rape you

 â„–98546[Quote]

CLEAR *Uses the Defibumptor to bring this thread up*

 â„–98547[Quote]

>>98540
Decide to take off the painting off the wall

 â„–98548[Quote]

>>98540
what the fuck is this niggercoal adventure thread

 â„–98549[Quote]

>>98548
Better than anything you can make, nigga

 â„–98550[Quote]

>>98549
meds i can make a better non troonish adventure thread right now

 â„–98551[Quote]

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>>98548
Whats wrong with it

 â„–98552[Quote]

>>98550
Go ahead then, Fag

 â„–98553[Quote]

>>8691465
cheese is /qa/ culture or something

 â„–98554[Quote]

DEFIBUMPTOR!

 â„–98555[Quote]

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Krita crashed.
>>98547
>>98545
Deciding to inspect the painting, you walk up to it, only to suddenly fall down as you touch it. You fall into a basement deep below the house, some of your revolvers breaking. Two babies follow you down, seeming to have trust in you.
>Gee gee geeeeeeb

 â„–98556[Quote]

>>98555
You see a sign for "Drowning Pool". Follow it?

 â„–98557[Quote]


 â„–98558[Quote]

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>>98557
Nobodys here…
You enter the drowning pool room, which contains a pool for drowning people.

 â„–98559[Quote]

>>98558
go further into the room

 â„–98560[Quote]

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>>98559
You inspect the room more, making the entire aspect ratio break. Maybe try doing something other than walking?

 â„–98561[Quote]

>>98560
Shove the cactus up your anus

 â„–98562[Quote]

>>98560

go to the stairway down to the right

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>>98561
You dont have a real asshole in this costume, but you take the cactus anyways, and find out it and the flower can talk.
>Hey! Whatcha doing there, dude!?
<Let go of my buddy!

 â„–98564[Quote]

>>98563
interrogate the cactus and the flower on what they have seen being done in this room

 â„–98565[Quote]

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>>98563
>used the wrong image award

 â„–98566[Quote]

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>>98564
>W-well, sometimes, this…this big guy, looks like a soyboy with the bald head and…s-stubble…he comes in with all these other raisinalians and they…they drown people! in a pool! A drowning pool!
<Cactusjak…
>And the one time, they drowned an armen-
<I dont think we should discuss this anymore.

 â„–98567[Quote]

>>98566
can we take them with us?

 â„–98568[Quote]

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>>98567
You ask to take them with you, a third baby coming in.
>yea! Anywhere but here, please!

 â„–98569[Quote]

>>98568
lets go down the staircase on the right then

 â„–98570[Quote]

up

 â„–98571[Quote]

>>98568
Go to a big room where you find big chungus

 â„–98572[Quote]

drink from the drowning pool

 â„–98573[Quote]

>>98568
Go upstairs and see something weird going on

 â„–98574[Quote]

>>98568
Examine the missing person poster

 â„–98575[Quote]

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>>98572
>>98574
>>98571
You inspect the missing poster as a caca starts to drink the drowning pool. It speaks of a man named Oriental Trollface. You heard that name before, but where?

 â„–98576[Quote]

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>>98575
I also apologize that this adventure thread is slow as fuck. Im busy with school and college and family

 â„–98577[Quote]

inspect the fireplace

 â„–98578[Quote]

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>>98577
You go into the fireplace, and you find a colony of Mini-Soots which crawl onto your face and start biting it. Good thing you have a costume.

 â„–98579[Quote]

the flower starts rapidly growing a certain kind of froot

 â„–98580[Quote]

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>>98579
A froot grows from the flower, and he shows concern, wanting to get rid of it as soon as possible. The drowning pool becomes more filled with caca.

 â„–98581[Quote]

>>98580
check out the corridor or whatever

 â„–98582[Quote]

>>98580
Throw the other babies into the pool and make a run for it lmao

 â„–98583[Quote]

>>98580
a baby Chud enters the room

 â„–98584[Quote]

>>98580
take off that retarded costume already since you already have enough evidence to know something is weird with cobson

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>>98581
>>98584
>>98583
Before you can continue searching the room, a BIG CHUNGUS breaks into the house and starts singing!
>BIG CHUNGUS OO NAH NAH
>I AM A FAT BUGS BUNNY OO NAH NAH
A baby chud enters the room and babbles.
<nigew die
You get out of your maid costume, a pile of revolvers going all over the floor.

 â„–98586[Quote]

>>98585
You notice the health bar and dual wield the revolvers. You shoot at the big chungus.

 â„–98587[Quote]

>>98585
you pack a punched your revolvers before coming and shoot them at the fat retard, perhaps throwing some of the cacas at xim as a distraction

 â„–98588[Quote]

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>>98587
>>98586
You try to shoot the fat meme, but its too much of a chungus and the bullets are stopped before they go into it. The babas walk up and want to help you fight the bunny as the drowning pool starts to melt into the ground because of all of the caca.

 â„–98589[Quote]

>>98588
thro the poopy water at his eyes and flee

 â„–98590[Quote]

>>98588
flip the pool over causing the water to spill on the big chungus

 â„–98591[Quote]

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>>98589
You throw the caca water into the chungo, which makes him stink and makes him poop on the floor
>ew i smell so stinky 100, noone liked that.
The room smells so foul, but you can not flee from a boss battle!

 â„–98592[Quote]

>>98591
take out your secret revolver that you hid under your fedora that shoots shotgun shells

 â„–98593[Quote]

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>>98592
You take out the secret shotgun revolver from your fedora and shoot the chungo, which makes him BLEED OUT.
>Okay…NOW im pissed….

 â„–98594[Quote]

>>98593
shoot the pool and cause a bunch of the water to pour out, also grab the sign and use it as a melee weapon

 â„–98595[Quote]

>>98593
the raisin filled water soaks into the open wound giving chungus a infection

 â„–98596[Quote]

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>>98595
>>98595
You grab the sign to defend yourself as Big Chungus starts waddling to you, getting a dysentery infection. A soy woah jack pops out of the hole.

 â„–98597[Quote]

>>98596
you slam his face with the sign, causing him to slip on the water and fall down

 â„–98598[Quote]

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>>98596
angry crowd of babyjaks enter the room to kill and lynch big chungus for being "not skibidiwi and cringe"

 â„–98599[Quote]

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>>98598
>>98597
The chungus falls down as you stab the sign into his face. The soy woah jack is instantly crushed anD flattend, blood with estrogen spilling on the ground. A mob of cacas enter through the hole, and start to pull the chungus back in. Big Chungus screams in terror.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!

 â„–98600[Quote]

>>98599
Walk out the hole and check aroun

 â„–98601[Quote]

>>98600
around*
I'm a retarded nigger

 â„–98602[Quote]

>>98599
put your maid costume back on and get out of the drown room

 â„–98603[Quote]

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>>98600
…Where are you now?

 â„–98604[Quote]

>>98603
Ask the little raisins where you are

 â„–98605[Quote]

my computer crashed again

 â„–98606[Quote]

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>>98604
You try asking the cacas where you are, but they only speak in babbles.

 â„–98607[Quote]

>>98606
look around for some evidence

 â„–98608[Quote]

>>>8713563
fabricate some evidence

 â„–98609[Quote]

>>98608
THATS HECKIN IMMORAL

 â„–98610[Quote]

>>98606

fabricate some evidence
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IGNORE >>98608

 â„–98611[Quote]

>>98606
Roll your eyes and tell them to lead you

 â„–98612[Quote]

>>98606
explore the facility and use them as shields if a brigand accosts you

 â„–98613[Quote]

abandoned the thread award

 â„–98614[Quote]

Funniest death of an adventure thread goes to the babyjak in a kiddie pool that drowned in his own raisin

 â„–98615[Quote]

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>>98615
Can we get more ridiculous death scenes like that geg

 â„–98617[Quote]

>>98616
maybe…

 â„–98618[Quote]

bump

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>>98607
>>98612
You come across the entrence to a secret brimstone lab. A tranny is trapped in a tube as a glowie is busy drinking covfefe. No need to mess with him.

 â„–98620[Quote]

>>98619
Check if the glowie is near anything while sneaking past.

 â„–98621[Quote]

>>98619
disable the tranny's life support

 â„–98622[Quote]

>>98619
kidnap the glowie, gag xim, and put a bag over xis head so xhe cant see you and interrogate xim on whats going on here

 â„–98623[Quote]

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sorry guys i got bored of doing an adventure thread

 â„–98624[Quote]

>>98623
keep going NOW or forever be branded a lazy nigger

 â„–98625[Quote]

>>98623
Don't be afraid of taking breaks nigga

 â„–98626[Quote]

>>98623
Bumus so you don't forget

 â„–98627[Quote]

>>98626
I think he gave up on it

 â„–98628[Quote]

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>>98620
>>98621
The glowie was working on a new psyop for Shartyville, featuring two literal whos samefagging and fighting over Pokemon and Digimon, along with a backup third party of Neopet shemmy immigrants. Your eyes glean to the distored tranny in a process called by the computer as a…
SLOPIFICATION
You had no idea what that meant, but the poor xister was in such pain. Might as well put xer out of xey misery.

 â„–98630[Quote]

>>98629
call in jason vorhees

 â„–98631[Quote]

>>98630
Do this



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