==Our story so far...==You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you

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PRIVATE DETECTIVE FERAL - EPISODE ONE - THE COALSON CONSPIRACY Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:27:19 №98350 [Quote]

Our story so far…
You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you might have to move jobs to the cockroach milk farms. However, you may just catch a lucky break, as an anonymous tipper has payed you 1 thrembillion dollars to look into the most popular candidate for the 2024 Shartyville Elections: Senator Jobe Cobson, running against incumbent Mayor Taki Satoko. The case states that Cobson may in fact live a double life, and it is requested that (You) infiltrate this life and find evidence that the so called "god tier wojak" is not as he seems.
<Updoot space
The first move of the adventure thread will be decided by a dub. All moves afterwards will be decided by the first to reply to a new move. Sometimes I will combine two or more requests if they fit well enough.
(theres also gonna be music for each area which is le different and kino or something)

Chud 8hn9uuqe 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:29:52 №98351 [Quote]

Wenda from Sprunki appears.

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:31:29 №98352 [Quote]

big lez comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:31:48 №98353 [Quote]

Before starting, good taste in music
Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

Chud j2URUFKT 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:31:57 №98354 [Quote]

i was here

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:32:11 №98355 [Quote]

Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 2nd attempt

Chud 4SICp24w 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:32:27 №98356 [Quote]

Kino

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:32:29 №98357 [Quote]

Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 3

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:33:01 №98358 [Quote]

big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes buggy

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:33:08 №98359 [Quote]

Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 4

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:33:31 №98360 [Quote]

big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:33:46 №98361 [Quote]

>>98359
do this

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:33:59 №98362 [Quote]

Roll 5
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:34:48 №98363 [Quote]

Roll #6
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:35:09 №98364 [Quote]

Roll number seven
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.

Chud wYk1Ld4Z 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:35:18 №98365 [Quote]

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>>98350
marge isnt that booru namefag albert's persona?

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:35:28 №98366 [Quote]

>>98352
>>98358
>>98360
Get owned big lez faggot

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:35:45 №98367 [Quote]

buggy drives to cobson's house for an interview not realising there is someone sitting in the backseat

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:36:09 №98368 [Quote]

>>98365
Nothing wrong with repurposing self-inserts

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:36:22 №98369 [Quote]

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>>98366

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:37:29 №98370 [Quote]

Looped already?

Chud PSBin^1e 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:37:59 №98371 [Quote]

>>98369
Gem

Chud 4SICp24w 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:38:08 №98372 [Quote]

>>98365
we are all gems here, its a one big gemmy familia Olé!

Chud pN5VqDQg 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:38:47 №98373 [Quote]

>>98369
>cord meme

Chud V9nT!U8X 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:38:54 №98374 [Quote]

Gem on the log bump

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:39:06 №98375 [Quote]

>>98373
rent free

Chud EKbSL92V 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:40:35 №98376 [Quote]

>>98364
do this

Chud 4SICp24w 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:44:13 №98377 [Quote]

issa slowburn

Chud pN5VqDQg 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:48:13 №98378 [Quote]

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>>>8668839 (You)
>rent free

Chud 4mLVjdAY 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:48:59 №98379 [Quote]

go up nigga

Chud EKbSL92V 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:57:01 №98380 [Quote]

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Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:57:45 №98381 [Quote]

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>>98364
You quickly grab your keys and run into your car, starting it as you tune the radio to your favorite station, 114.88 The Big Mac. The classic 80s block was on, and they were playing some Out Of Touch. The city of Shartyville was…dingy. It always has been, right from the founding. You knew even if you were able to expose this corrupt politician, you would never be able to fix the cities own corrupt roots. For now, you were focusing on the road ahead, and the music that filled your head. For a while…it was bliss…

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:58:37 №98382 [Quote]

>>98381
suddenly you see big lez in the back of your car

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:58:54 №98383 [Quote]

>>98382
okay who the fuck is that, nigger

Chud 4SICp24w 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:59:42 №98384 [Quote]

>>98382
years in the business made you twitchy so you shoot him in the head.

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:00:08 №98385 [Quote]

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>>98383
blud doesn't know big lez

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:00:38 №98386 [Quote]

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>>>8669066 (You)
>blud doesn't know big lez

Chud 4SICp24w 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:00:42 №98387 [Quote]

>>98385
forced aussie coal

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:11:30 №98388 [Quote]

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>>98384
>>98382
As you drive, you hear the sounds of an aussie man waking up in your back seats.
>thanks mate, i needed that
<AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DIE CHUD DIE!!!!
You shoot the homeless kangaroo lover in the chest, killing him instantly. Good thing you always keep a magnum to your side at all times.
This will be important later…remember!

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:13:40 №98389 [Quote]

>>98388
I'm surpised this will be important later haha

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:15:42 №98390 [Quote]

>>98388
you arrive at cobson's house, the handle on the front door is penis-shaped for same reason

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:16:00 №98391 [Quote]

>>98390
some*

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:23:37 №98392 [Quote]

>>98390
I like this

Chud mHoptiuo 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:24:13 №98393 [Quote]

nigger I'm not readin' allat

Chud vRBqg4Sm 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:24:43 №98394 [Quote]

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I CAN GO BEYOND MY LIMIT, SEVEN!!!
This coming 11pm,all soyjak.party accounts will be CUT. This is according from the creator of soyjak.party. All the activities that was being done this time will be delay, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. To save you're soyjak.party accounts, please forward this message to 5 threads for us to make sure that you are active user of soyjak.party. If can't pass this to 5 threads you're acount will be cut without hesitancy.

Chud YDYepDWJ 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:27:38 №98395 [Quote]

>>98394
#saveoursharty

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:37:42 №98396 [Quote]

>>98390
bump do this

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:39:35 №98397 [Quote]

>>98388
Eat his body

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:46:09 №98398 [Quote]

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>>98390
You finally arrive at the mansion, on the outskirts of Shartyville. Knocking on the door, you notice the johnson shaped handle on it, which…confuses you. before you can start pondering about it, the hot anime maid steps out to great you.
>Hallloooo!~ ^w^ What does you want, feral-san?~ ^-^

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:47:06 №98399 [Quote]

>>98398
A bird from serina goes there

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:47:24 №98400 [Quote]

>>98399
m a r g e

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:47:37 №98401 [Quote]

>>98400
Search it up

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:48:00 №98402 [Quote]

>>98401
I still dont get it

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:48:16 №98403 [Quote]

>>98402
A bird from serina goes to your location

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:49:58 №98404 [Quote]

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>>98403
>>98401
>>98399
blud is talking in tounges

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:51:39 №98405 [Quote]

>>98404
Ok. Bruntlefly comes then

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:53:42 №98406 [Quote]

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>>98405
Admin six adventure is down the hall and to the left

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:53:57 №98407 [Quote]

>>98398
Just go in dude

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:56:57 №98408 [Quote]

Is this your first adventure thread?

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:06:41 №98409 [Quote]

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>>98407
You enter the mansion, and find it filled with personal maids. Why would someone like Cobson need so many super hot maids to clean his raisin? Better write this down.
>>98408
Kind of. See second picrel.

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:14:47 №98410 [Quote]

>>98409
What was that thread called and when did you make it? Im pretty sure i remember it

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:16:05 №98411 [Quote]

>>98410
It was about soyak exploring the sharty wastelands

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:19:16 №98412 [Quote]

>>98411
Im unsure but i do think i remember the pond part

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:19:49 №98413 [Quote]

>>98409
you ask the robot maid why there's so many maids here

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:23:49 №98414 [Quote]

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>>98413
You go up to ask the robotic maid a question.
>Whats with all the maids?
<Mister Cobson said he could give us free food or whatever! I think hes just really cool I guess. :>

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:24:56 №98415 [Quote]

>>98414
Ask where Mister Cobson is, you'd like to see him.

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:26:08 №98416 [Quote]

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>>98415
You ask about Cobsons location.
<Ehhhh…he said he was busy, but…hes in his office, working on something, I dunno…

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:26:41 №98417 [Quote]

>>98416
A skibidi toilet appears

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:26:58 №98418 [Quote]

>>98416
Ask her:
"When is he done with being busy?"

Chud 4SICp24w 09/25/24 (Wed) 20:53:21 №98419 [Quote]

vp

Chud G7qVSoaL 09/25/24 (Wed) 20:54:52 №98420 [Quote]

>>98416
I go up to his office

Chud W4iazl43 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:01:15 №98421 [Quote]

oooh this was leaked in 'dmin six adventure thread

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:02:31 №98422 [Quote]

>>98421
dumbass nigga award

Chud W4iazl43 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:03:12 №98423 [Quote]

>>98422
how

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:04:10 №98424 [Quote]

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>>98423

Chud W4iazl43 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:08:23 №98425 [Quote]

>>98424
huh what do you know sorry i just didnt see this thread for 4 hours i was playing dawn of war and refreshing the 'dmin six thread

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:12:31 №98426 [Quote]

>>98425
it's okay chuddie

Chud tXE859lv 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:14:15 №98427 [Quote]

Are you back yet?

Chud 4sbbcb45 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:35:07 №98428 [Quote]

bumo this gemmy thread until op comeso back

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:39:51 №98429 [Quote]

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sorry about the wait, i was busy 'ooning to ratchet and clank o algo
>>98417
>>98418
You ask the maid when he will not be busy anymore.
>Eermmm…no idea, sorry si-
<*BOOOOOM* SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!!
>AHHH THE TOILET GREW LEGS!!!
The bathroom toilet spontaiously grew a HL2 scientist head and grew robotic legs, breaking out. You grab your trusty backup revolver!

Chud W4iazl43 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:41:35 №98430 [Quote]

>>98429
fire 3 rounds into its eyes and forehead

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:41:54 №98431 [Quote]

>>98429
throw the amerimutt maid at the toilet

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:42:42 №98432 [Quote]

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>>98429
forgot the boss music

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 22:52:22 №98433 [Quote]

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>>98430
>>98431
The maids clear the area, but the robotic maid gets captured by the skibidi toilet monster. The american is too fat to run and falls on xer face. Quickly thinking as the thing approches you, you fire into its eyes and forehead, but the bullets…bounce right off of it!
>DOP DOP YES YES
<AHHHHH HELP ME SIR FERAL!!!
You cant kill this thing with bullets! Unless…
^ughhhh too many fuckin big macs or whatever.
USing your observational thinking and strength, you lift the heavy weight maid into your arms, and sling it at the toilet monster. The maid was fat enough to give the thing a massive goose egg of a bruise on its forehead, deteriorating its condition and mental fortitude.
^OW WHAT THE HELL YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT
>SIR FERAL! IM FALLING! CATCH ME!!

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 22:54:06 №98434 [Quote]

>>98433
try to catch the robotic maid

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 23:21:41 №98435 [Quote]

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>>98434
You are able to catch the light weight maid, who gets off and runs out of the room, screaming like a woman.
>SKIBIDIII…DOP DOP…DOP!!
The toilet monster said, confused.

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 23:22:58 №98436 [Quote]

>>98435
make the toilet stand under the chandelier and then shoot it off and make it fall on his head

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 23:42:37 №98437 [Quote]

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>>98436
You fire the chandelier to break it, and make it fall on the unsuspecting skibidi toilet, when suddenly…
KER-SPLAT!!! Instead of a chandelier falling on it, a piano falls through the ceiling, along with with…Senator Cobson, and his wife Cirno???
>AY WHAT THE HELL MAN?? I WAS DANCING WITH MY WIFE!!!
<WHATS HAPPENING???
^gab gab gool *keeps playing with his toy synthisizer disguised as a big ass piano*

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/25/24 (Wed) 23:43:52 №98438 [Quote]

>>98437
ask him what's happening here

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:02:22 №98439 [Quote]

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>>98438
You ask about what in the world that was…
>Oh, jeez…I told my god forsaken maids not to put the Grimace Shakes in the toilet, or they would turn skibidi. Sorry about that, buddy. What are you doing here anyway??
<Riddly space
Tee hee! Hey everyone, riddler here with a new riddle to tell you all, in…5 posts! Just watch out for the riddle and you'll get a special prize! Toodallo, tee hee hee!

Chud dz5iVgjr 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:13:35 №98440 [Quote]

>>98439
Pull the
<… and one more thing…
Line on him, then schizorant about brainrot and maids
Then say you're there to take quotes from everyone for a neighorhood tragedy.

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:22:21 №98441 [Quote]

>>98440

magre

Chud dU66^Xcv 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:28:37 №98442 [Quote]

>>98439
you notice cobson is acting off, the maids, the cursed items like grimace shakes, and a slight deeper tone to his voice, and maybe the little extra muscle mass to… there's something ominous about him…

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:41:33 №98443 [Quote]

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>>98440
>>98442
YOu ask about several things about cobson, but before you can finish your epic "and one more thing" line…
>Yeah, whatever. I got a meeting with some vodkas in a bit. Take him out of here, Cirno.
<Yes sir!
The chick takes you outside, and closes the door. Looks like you weren't very welcome there…but you were able to gather some details. From the hot maids, to the cursed af L rizz grimace shakes from ohio…something was very off about him that didn't show in his own campaign videos.

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:45:22 №98444 [Quote]

>>98443
contact your friend news reporter ms silverstein

Chud oOXZj877 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:46:29 №98445 [Quote]

>>98443
sneak up into his office

Chud oOXZj877 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:52:35 №98446 [Quote]

up

Chud 3jMYxcrA 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:31:13 №98447 [Quote]

up up!

Chud HrzKzItB 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:50:52 №98448 [Quote]

>>98443
Contemplate making a fake identity to get a job as a servant to keep digging.