==Our story so far...==You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you

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PRIVATE DETECTIVE FERAL - EPISODE ONE - THE COALSON CONSPIRACY Chud GmoA7tpY 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:27:19 №98350 [Last 50 Posts][Quote]

Our story so far…
You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you might have to move jobs to the cockroach milk farms. However, you may just catch a lucky break, as an anonymous tipper has payed you 1 thrembillion dollars to look into the most popular candidate for the 2024 Shartyville Elections: Senator Jobe Cobson, running against incumbent Mayor Taki Satoko. The case states that Cobson may in fact live a double life, and it is requested that (You) infiltrate this life and find evidence that the so called "god tier wojak" is not as he seems.
<Updoot space
The first move of the adventure thread will be decided by a dub. All moves afterwards will be decided by the first to reply to a new move. Sometimes I will combine two or more requests if they fit well enough.
(theres also gonna be music for each area which is le different and kino or something)

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:51:48 №98449 [Quote]

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>>98444
You contact an old friend of yours, A reporter for Goyim News Network, Ms. Silverstien.
>Oy vey, what is it?? Im trying to interview some holocaust surviors, never forget the 6 gorillion!!! o algo

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:55:24 №98450 [Quote]

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>>98448
You tell her about your plans to disguise as a hot maid.
>Ermmmmmmm, well theres this super valid store that sells masks or something. Go there.

Chud 3jMYxcrA 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:01:24 №98451 [Quote]

>>98450
go to the store

Chud HrzKzItB 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:01:31 №98452 [Quote]

>>98450
take xer advice and start shopping

Chud uY9fSkgf 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:13:18 №98453 [Quote]

>>98451
Do this

Chud uY9fSkgf 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:41:18 №98454 [Quote]

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>>98437
Gab gab gool

Chud 4SICp24w 09/26/24 (Thu) 07:48:44 №98455 [Quote]

gem go up

Chud rGAR8wod 09/26/24 (Thu) 07:55:50 №98456 [Quote]

Detective Cobson needs to catch shekelberg in action o algo

Chud tXE859lv 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:09:58 №98457 [Quote]

This is awesome
>>98433
Yo i made that Skibidi Toilet!

Chud tXE859lv 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:58:39 №98458 [Quote]

GO UP I WANNA SEE MORE!

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:06:25 №98459 [Quote]

>>98450
Chug down some beer

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:44:33 №98460 [Quote]

Up

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 11:56:28 №98461 [Quote]

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be quiet you selfish little fucks. I have college and school.

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:22:46 №98462 [Quote]

>>98461
Sorry then, my Nigga

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:03:17 №98463 [Quote]

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>>98451
>>98452
You enter the mask store, headed by a Bajookenese fashionista. They were having a sale on pony masks, made from real horses.
>Bajung jing, what is you want, you jinga????

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:06:13 №98464 [Quote]

>>98463
get a maid costume and a miss circle mask

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:13:47 №98465 [Quote]

>>98463
get a nate higgers costume

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:18:16 №98466 [Quote]

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>>98464
>>98465
>NO we do not have a mees sphere of hate niggers mask…
<Riddly space
Hehe! Riddler here, back with the riddle! Solve it and you get a prize in the next turn!

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:19:36 №98467 [Quote]

>>98466
Why is all songs STIMKS! wtf does that mean maine

Chud 3jMYxcrA 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:20:23 №98468 [Quote]

>>98466
because he didn't take a shower… o algo

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:20:24 №98469 [Quote]

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>>98467
Tee hee, you will have to figure it out, hehehe!!!

Chud QyJ0wjMk 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:20:52 №98470 [Quote]

Cirno is just a retarded fairy, how tf it became 'son's wife?

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:21:43 №98471 [Quote]

>>98469
okay i have the answer all songs stink because they are mexican

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:22:09 №98472 [Quote]

>>98466
take the rainbow dash mask instead

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:22:26 №98473 [Quote]

>>98472
NO NO NO TAKE THE MOMMY MARE MASK INSTEAD

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:22:49 №98474 [Quote]

>>98473
marge who is that

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:22:58 №98475 [Quote]

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>>98471
>>98468
Actually the answer is because they have, uhhh…bad chord progression and no tunes, hehehehe!!!! Sorry but no prize for you guys! Tood-a-loo, chuddies!

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:24:12 №98476 [Quote]

>>98474
the other pony mask..it looks more attractive

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:30:44 №98477 [Quote]

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>>98476
>>98473
>>98472
You ask to take the orange pony mask, but then-
>THATS MY MOMMY MARE MASK!!!
Some obsessed pony chud walks into the store. What do you do?

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:32:42 №98478 [Quote]

>>98477
ermm ask him why he out of all people needs a pony mask

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:34:55 №98479 [Quote]

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>>98478
>Wh…s-shut up, I just need it! Its for friends!!!

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:37:02 №98480 [Quote]

>>98479
just be a good goy and get a different mask

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:38:33 №98481 [Quote]

>>98479

if chud doesnt pipe down then knock out the obsessed chudcel and purchase the mask and the maid outfit

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:41:11 №98482 [Quote]

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>>98480
Somehow…you keep your rage buried deep down inside. Now was not the time to engage in fist fights with inocent civilians. Now was the time to become a sexy pony maid.

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:41:53 №98483 [Quote]

>>98482
go back to cobson's house in your costume, ask the chud if he also wants to come

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:42:27 №98484 [Quote]

>>98482
Buy a Pizza Mask just in case some other raisin happens

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:50:47 №98485 [Quote]

>>98482
Poopson appears

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:13:11 №98486 [Quote]

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>>98483
After a whole day of planning and other raisin, you finally make your way back to the cobson estate. You work best at night…
You have the disguse filled with some of your revolvers, making you look like an actually hot woman. Your ready to enter the house,

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:14:58 №98487 [Quote]

>>98486
fall down and start crying like a baby

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:16:20 №98488 [Quote]

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>>98486
>>98487
>No don't cry like a faggot or something you can do this.

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:20:15 №98489 [Quote]

>>98488
>>98486
NO, FALL ONTO THE FLOOR AND START CRYING AS LOUD AS YOU CAN

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:21:13 №98490 [Quote]

>>98486
enter the estate

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:21:35 №98491 [Quote]

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>>98487
You start to sob like a little girl, which after a while, lures Cobson out.
>Ay what the HELL is going-HOLY CANOLI! What in the world is a girl like you doing on my doorstep? Are you one of those freaky homeless anthropomorphic pony maids??

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:21:54 №98492 [Quote]

>>98488
do not fall and enter the manor instead chuddy..speaking of chuds i wonder what the chud who bought the pony mask is doing

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:22:24 №98493 [Quote]

>>98491
beg him to let you in

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:22:41 №98494 [Quote]

>>98492
dont ask any questions chuddy

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:23:45 №98495 [Quote]

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>>98491
>try to calm down and say that you are his new maid or something

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:25:08 №98496 [Quote]

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>>98495
>>98493
You get up, and tell him that you were sent here as a new maid, but you tripped and fell and broke your pwetty widdle snout.
>Jeeez…alright, simmer down, girl…right this way.
He lets you enter.

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:25:38 №98497 [Quote]

>>98496
punch him and then say its a prank

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:25:39 №98498 [Quote]

>>98496
go in

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:25:57 №98499 [Quote]

>>98497
NOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID NIGGER

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:26:22 №98500 [Quote]

>>98499
YEEEEEEEEES IM SMART ARYAN

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:26:39 №98501 [Quote]

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>>98496
>>98497
>No don't punch him or something

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:27:00 №98502 [Quote]

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>>>8677573
>YEEEEEEEEES IM SMART ARYAN

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:27:44 №98503 [Quote]

>>98496
tell him you will go clean his office or something

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:28:05 №98504 [Quote]

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>>98502

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:29:39 №98505 [Quote]

>>98504
no arrow

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:31:31 №98506 [Quote]

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>>98505
two arrows, actually… heh, checkmate, chuddy

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:32:32 №98507 [Quote]

>>98506
I don't see green therefore

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:35:08 №98508 [Quote]

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>>98507
perhaps, you are mistaken. these arrows are green

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:35:52 №98509 [Quote]

>>98508
used a different theme award

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:40:22 №98510 [Quote]

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>>98503
>>98498
You enter the mansion and go to his office, telling cobson you would clean it top to bottom…or so he thought…
For some reason, He goes somewhere else. Where? You don't know.

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:40:45 №98511 [Quote]

>>98510
Grab one of the books

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:40:48 №98512 [Quote]

>>98510
Babyjak appears

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:41:03 №98513 [Quote]

>>98512
Stfu

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:44:44 №98514 [Quote]

>>98510
check his internet history and desk drawers

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:48:06 №98515 [Quote]

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>>98511
>>98512
You find a book labeled "ack Future". It was pretty dirty but it must be about a tranny ruled future and its consequences. As you looked at it, the baby from before crawls out from under the desk.
>Goob goob gee

Chud NEXIIGb^ 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:48:23 №98516 [Quote]

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>>98510
>>98497
UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:49:17 №98517 [Quote]

>>98515
Throw the book at the Baby out of shock

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:49:28 №98518 [Quote]

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>Imagine he is addicted to gay sex, hardcore style.
<NO stop listening to that guy and FOCUS on your investigation.
>Those penis shaped door handles…quite ironic.

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:49:55 №98519 [Quote]

>>98515
>>98518
Forgot to add a (You)

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:56:21 №98520 [Quote]

>>98515
oh no no no…go through his drawers and pc while babyjak watches

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:56:51 №98521 [Quote]

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>>98517
>>98518
As the voices in your head bicker and discuss the case, the noise from the baby shocks you and you throw the book at it in mega speedy speeds. A second baby pops out.
>Gab gab gool

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:57:44 №98522 [Quote]

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>>98521
>Quick grab a book before anyone notices it

Chud qA7pJo7k 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:58:32 №98523 [Quote]

>>98521
The baby raisins on the floor

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:58:33 №98524 [Quote]

MY HECKIN PROMPT…IGNORED? ACKKKKKKK

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:59:14 №98525 [Quote]

>>98524
Hey OP, Do this guys prompt next

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:59:59 №98526 [Quote]

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>>98525
>>98524
nye nye nyenyenye nenene ne ne neeeee

Chud EKbSL92V 09/26/24 (Thu) 19:01:13 №98527 [Quote]

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>>98522
>Maybe we could find an evidence.

Chud W4iazl43 09/26/24 (Thu) 19:02:03 №98528 [Quote]

>>98526
Proceed to be logical and naturally search whatever electronic devices that are in the room search their search history along with contents of any drawers you might see.

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:11:18 №98529 [Quote]

>>98521
Look at the painting and punch the face on it to see if it's some weird ass headcrab

Chud uY9fSkgf 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:03:50 №98530 [Quote]

>>98521
A swarm of babies appears from under the table

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:31:51 №98531 [Quote]

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Hey everyone, Riddler here, uhhhh…I hacked into OPs computer and I uhhh hijacked his thread and stuff so…yeah, this is a prank call thread now, yeah.

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:01:34 №98532 [Quote]

>>98531
marge simpson

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/27/24 (Fri) 11:07:10 №98533 [Quote]

>>98531
Do we have to solve your riddle to get him back

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/27/24 (Fri) 12:49:03 №98534 [Quote]

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Batman here, I just killed the riddler.

Chud dXGcwQ3j 09/27/24 (Fri) 13:19:20 №98535 [Quote]

>>98534
is the thread gonna continue now?

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/27/24 (Fri) 13:23:05 №98536 [Quote]

>>98535
Kinda. like i said i have college so im going to be slower

Chud 8z1Mfc4q 09/27/24 (Fri) 13:23:58 №98537 [Quote]

>>98536
Das okay, i like this thread

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/28/24 (Sat) 02:21:08 №98538 [Quote]

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>>98522
>>98523
>>98528
>>98530
>>98529
Quickly, you grab a valid and liberal Stephen Colbert cookbook from the bookshelf, another baby popping from a chair to see whats going on.
>gam jah mah
You notice that the variant:unkown face on the painting melts as you pass it. Might wanna write that down. You sit down and see that Cobsons Toshiba Tecra A9, a robust and durable business notebook with a decent, yet elegant design, alone with an Intel Core 2 Duo T7500 processor with 2.2GHz and a total of 2GB Ram is in sleep mode. Also the baby raisins on the floor. It smells of mexican beans.

Chud kRWKBb5K 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:51:51 №98539 [Quote]

>>98538
Consider pulling out your revolver before shooting one of the tuxedo cacas to death

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/28/24 (Sat) 04:01:44 №98540 [Quote]

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>>98539
You can't do that. Your in a costume. Another caca pops out.
>woobbyyyyy doopa
How many foids does Cobson rape?

Chud dz5iVgjr 09/28/24 (Sat) 04:05:20 №98541 [Quote]

>>98540
>How many foids does Cobson rape?
Marge

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/28/24 (Sat) 04:11:35 №98542 [Quote]

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>>98541
Blud doesnt know how children are made

Chud dz5iVgjr 09/28/24 (Sat) 05:09:24 №98543 [Quote]

>>98540
>>98542
Five

Chud GmoA7tpY 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:32:17 №98544 [Quote]

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up

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:54:09 №98545 [Quote]

>>98540
All of sudden, Rapeson bursts out of the painting to try and rape you

Chud Mi4Men!s 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:50:27 №98546 [Quote]

CLEAR *Uses the Defibumptor to bring this thread up*

Chud W4iazl43 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:54:20 №98547 [Quote]

>>98540
Decide to take off the painting off the wall

Chud zV6WIGkd 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:54:53 №98548 [Quote]

>>98540
what the fuck is this niggercoal adventure thread