№6243[Quote]
>>6242Shout YWNBAW, walk back home and take my bicycle to go to school
№6244[Quote]
>>6242Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.
№6245[Quote]
beat the shit out of troonela and shit down xhir throat and jump out of the window
№6246[Quote]
>>6242Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.
№6247[Quote]
>>6242Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.
№6248[Quote]
>>6246I posted twice due to my poor internet connection doever. Ignore this.
№6249[Quote]
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I see very high gem potential in this thread
'Lita and shoyta are brimstone however, so hopefull the protagonist changes at some point
№6250[Quote]
Go up
№6252[Quote]
GO UP
№6253[Quote]
Me and 'lita hop on the bus, ignoring the bus driver because we are tolerant and all inclusive.
№6254[Quote]
>>6242rapeson crushes troonella's skull, grabs nate, and starts raping xim, forcing soylita to watch
№6255[Quote]
Me and 'lita hop on the bus, ignoring the bus driver because we are tolerant and all inclusive.
№6256[Quote]
>>6242How will you decide which prompt to follow? First to reply or pick a favorite?
№6257[Quote]
>>6256xhe wont, ze'll just expect the thread's story to carry itself. newGODS cant adventure thread
№6259[Quote]
You scream at the top of your lungs:
<YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN!!!
>WHAT THE HECK?! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIGOTED LITTLE PIECE OF ARYAN SHIT, I'M A VALID!
You throw your metal lunchbox filled with cans of sproke and mommy's sandwiches and it hits Troonella in the face.
>ACK! THIS IS LITERAL TRANS GENOCIDE!
You grab 'lita's lunchbox and toss it at the bus driver, but your sister grasps the handle of her my little pony box firmly and ends up flying through the bus, colliding with Troonella
Troonella lets out another strangled cry and presses the button to show the doors, shielding xerself from your transphobic assault. The bus drives away; you'll have to bicycle to school.
As you fetch your bike from your backyard, you see Mr. Chud, your elderly neighbor who's just finished mowing his lawn.
>Well hello there, Nate. Did you miss the bus? I think i heard someone screaming but I couldn't make out what they were saying over the sound of my Niggertrimmer-3000's engine.
You tell your neighbor that the school bus driver Troonella tried to rape you. Mr Chudjak shakes his head.
>Terrible, ever since that boy started talking about this transition nonsense, I could tell he was up to no good. Wait until my son Chuddy hears about this. Say, do you want me to wake him up? Maybe he can drive you to school.
What do you do?
№6260[Quote]
>>6259call him a race baiting faggot and kick him in the nuts
№6262[Quote]
>>6259Ask him if the JEWS have anything to do with the JUICE
№6264[Quote]
save your sister
№6265[Quote]
>>6259Accept his offer to have his son drive you to school. You also look for your lunchbox, hoping that you didn’t lose it during your outburst.
№6266[Quote]
go up
№6268[Quote]
go down
№6269[Quote]
update the story selfish fuck
№6270[Quote]
>>6242>shitlitasaged & reported.
№6272[Quote]
>>6259>>6271oh, sorry for the soyquote, didnt see that you updated the 'tory
№6274[Quote]
bump
№6275[Quote]
>>6259Wake up chuddy and tell him to take me to school.
№6276[Quote]
>>6259let the pfizer vax kick in and kill shitlita
№6277[Quote]
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>>6259magically transform into cobson and make your bull rape him to death
№6280[Quote]
>>6278Whisper to Chud to play along with a distraction to officer with LGBT nonsense he learned from school
№6281[Quote]
>>6278Tell the officer
"MISTER, PLEASE! There's no time to waste! A SICK PERVERT has kidnapped my little sister and trying to molest her in a school-bus! We need to catch up to him RIGHT NOW!"
№6283[Quote]
>>6259Mr. Troonella and Mr. Chud are both pedos that goon off to loli hentai, Give Mr. Chud anti-pedo meds and guide him to the path of aryan gigachadness (i.e. working out till buff and swole)
№6285[Quote]
>>6278Shove guns up Chuddy's ass
№6286[Quote]
>>6278shoot officer slowburn to death and then yell at chuddy to step on it
№6287[Quote]
heckin' awesome story
№6288[Quote]
You beg to officer to let you go as you are trying to rescue your sister who has just been kidnapped.
<MISTER, PLEASE! There's no time to waste! A SICK PERVERT has kidnapped my little sister and trying to molest her in a school-bus! We need to catch up to him RIGHT NOW!
The officer frowns:
>Well, there certainly isn't going to be vigilante justice in this town, not on my watch. That's le bad because… because it just is, OK? You should have called the police right away. Now can you give me a description of the perpetrator?
Chuddy hears you whispering to play along and distract the officer. He answers:
<31 years old pedophile, purple hair, mustache and stubble, wears glasses and lipstick, drives a schoolbus to Soyville Elementary School.
>Alright, what about the gender?
<Well I told you, pedophile.
>Hummmmm sweaty pedophile isn't a gender OK?
<But officer, i learned at school that there are 3 genders: Male, Female and Pedophile. That's basic knowledge.
The officer and Chuddy engage in a heated debate about gender theory and other boring grown-ups things. You use this opportunity to sneak behind the cop and steal his service firearm out of his holster, to the dismay of both the policeman and Chuddy.
>NATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!! YOU CAN'T JUST THREATEN A ZOGBOT WITH THEIR OWN GUN!!! NOW I'M GOING TO BE A WANTED FELON BEFORE I GET TO KILL A SINGLE SHITSKIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
№6289[Quote]
>>6288You shoot Chuddy, wipe your prints off the gun, throw it back into the car and run away
№6291[Quote]
>>6288Rip Officer Soistein's fake nose off to show chuddy the hook
№6292[Quote]
>>6288hold officer zogbot at gunpoint and convince him to drive you and chuddy to the schoolbus
№6293[Quote]
UP
№6294[Quote]
>>6288i kill the officer and the chuddy as well and drive myself with chuddy's keys
№6296[Quote]
holy gemerald thread that saved the sharty
№6297[Quote]
>>6296more like shitlita pedoid cordtroon thread that destroyed the sharty
№6299[Quote]
why do all sageniggers talk the same?
№6300[Quote]
>>6298>>6299Shitlita spammer samefag seethe geg
№6301[Quote]
>>6288"I stole this vehicle. Chud tried to talk me out of it but I held him at knife-point. I'm sorry but it has to be this way."
Then steal the cop's walkie talkie, toss it under Chud's tire, and back over it with the vehicle and chase after the bus ourselves.
№6306[Quote]
Shit on the floor
№6307[Quote]
>>6304Swerve left, instruct Chuddy to pick up the squirrel then throw it in the bus at Troonella
№6309[Quote]
>>6308trvthnuke that gave me a seuizure
№6311[Quote]
>>6304turn the wheel suddenly and roll over the ducks epic style
№6312[Quote]
>>6308>WAAAAAAAA HE'S MAKING A STORY SAVE ME OLDGODSsoyteens try not to be 4cucks (impossible)
№6314[Quote]
>>6308trvth_nuck swed Godstone
№6317[Quote]
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>This is some try hard, newgod wiki troon faggot shit. Fuck the wiki and fuck spva.
№6322[Quote]
bump
№6326[Quote]
>>6242Kill myself in front of everyone forever traumatizing them
№6331[Quote]
>>6328run to the nearest family you see and pull the gun on yourself ending your life
№6332[Quote]
>>6328shit on the concrete
№6333[Quote]
>>6328I do nothing, can you do something more productive with your time.
№6335[Quote]
>>6328Ride the squirrel to continue chasing the bud
№6336[Quote]
This is some gemmy, newGOD wikichad good shit. Gem the wiki and gem spva.
№6337[Quote]
>>6328Chase the squirrel, he's nuts!
№6338[Quote]
>>6328Try and wake up Chuddy by reminding him of his precious TND.
№6339[Quote]
>>6328Walk to school, it's not too far now
№6343[Quote]
>>6340throw the feral squirrel at the janny and watch it maul him to death
№6344[Quote]
>>6340pick the shit up and throw it at him, niggerchimp style
№6345[Quote]
>>6340cover the squirrel in shit to make it mad then throw it on him
№6346[Quote]
>>6340Shoot his penis off and feed the goo to the squirrel
№6347[Quote]
>>6340Shoot his penis off and feed the goo to the squirrel
№6348[Quote]
>>6340put the squirrel on your gun's barrel then launch it at him like a cannon
№6349[Quote]
>>6340Tell him the squirrel did it and that we're chasing it to punish it
№6350[Quote]
extremely gemmy thread LENO add this to the legendary thread folder of the 'iki 'iles
№6351[Quote]
>>6340Yes I did, now tongue my anus to clean me up, you fucking janny.
№6352[Quote]
>>6351Threaten Janny with the gun to get him to do this
№6353[Quote]
MURDER JANNY! BEFRIEND JANNY! HATE JANNY! LOVE JANNY!
№6355[Quote]
>>6354Point and scream
"JANNY TRIED TO RAPE ME! HE EVEN FORCED ME TO PUT MY HAND UP HIS ASS! SEE!?! GET HIM BEFORE HE HURTS ME AGAIN!"
№6356[Quote]
>>6354call him a filthy kike and clean the poop in your hands against his nose's nostrils also tell him its rich of copper or whatever so he sniffes it
№6357[Quote]
>>6354Scream at the owner "RUN, THE SQUIRREL HAS RABIES!" giving you a small window to escape.
Later on Janny will not be a able to identify you to the feds due the poop having mixed with his squirrel gnaw wounds, causing a fatal infection which he quickly dies from.
№6358[Quote]
>>6354grab a lemon from a nearby try and then throw it into the road, causing the owner to chase it and get hit by an oncoming car
№6360[Quote]
>>6354Take the mop, beat the fuck out of yourself with it and tell the dude janny beat tried to murder you
№6361[Quote]
>>6354I ask the owner if he likes Oreos.
№6362[Quote]
diamond, i'll check back tomorrow morning for the finished 'toss
№6364[Quote]
Upgem
№6365[Quote]
upthegem
№6367[Quote]
Thread died
№6369[Quote]
>>6367As soon as OP RETVRNS the adventure will continue.
№6370[Quote]
RETVRN
№6372[Quote]
>>6371Naaaaaaaaate tie your shoe idiot
№6373[Quote]
>>6371>Jews worship GodActually they don't, correct your adventure thread bigot.
№6374[Quote]
>>6371Go back to finding our sister, we need to ask her who her favorite pony is because of her lunchbox.
№6375[Quote]
>>6371Shoot the hobo and take his shotgun, free weapon upgrade
№6376[Quote]
>>6371ask the hobo to bring you to school in return of meth
№6378[Quote]
>>6377I run into the bus to avoid that shotgun, bringing ‘cado jr and “coblita” with me. I hijack the bus and drive off
I do NOT trust that schizo
№6379[Quote]
>>6377Save the candy for Mr Troonella who you intend to force feed it to
№6380[Quote]
>>6377the candy was actually laced with ricin and a few days later you start pissing blood and your organs fail and you die
№6381[Quote]
>>6377Trade your gun for more testosterone then strangle the bus driver
№6383[Quote]
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You warn them of the incoming danger and the 3 of you go to the schoolbus. The bus doors are locked but Coblita kicks it in effortlessly. Realizing that the candy grants impressive strength, you trade your gun to 'cado Jr for the remaining tubes and swallow the contents of the first one, then manhandle Troonella with your newfound muscle mass.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STRANGLE ME AND FORCE FEED ME TESTOSTER-ACK!
The bus driver fainted from lack of oxygen. As you shove the last tube of testosterone down Troonella's throat, you see the shotgun hobo approaching the bus. 'cado Jr takes the bus keys from the unconscious Troonella and switches on the ignition.
What do you do?
№6384[Quote]
get upset over something stupid &
kill soylita during roid rage
№6385[Quote]
>>6383throw 'cado jr out of the bus
№6386[Quote]
>>6383drive the bus into the hobo
№6387[Quote]
>>6385TSMT use that selfish little fuck as a distraction
№6389[Quote]
>>6383Hit the gas pedal, tell Coblita and Niko to apprehend Troonella, and drive the bus to retrieve Chuddy.
№6390[Quote]
>>6383Run over pedestrians
№6391[Quote]
>>6383Use troonella’s newly enlarged peen to whiplash the hobo
№6392[Quote]
>>6383crash the bus into the local synagogue
№6393[Quote]
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You put the pedal to the floor and swerve to hit the hobo, but he manages to only be slammed against the windshield instead of getting ran over. As you send the bus hurling down the streets and through a parade of some sort, you notice 'cado Jr shooting some of the pedestrians as they flee. This sends you into an uncontrollable steroid-fueled rage, ostly because he holds his gun sideway like a nigger. You roundhouse kick him into the concrete, then rip the peen off of Troonella's crotch which you then use it as a flaccid club to bash your sister's skull in. You are almost done turning Coblita into a bloody pulp when the bus crashes into the local synagogue.
This is your second accident of the day. Maybe you aren't being that much of a good boy.
What do you do next?
№6394[Quote]
>>6393Go to the synagogue and repent
№6395[Quote]
pray to satan for a nintendo switch
№6396[Quote]
>>6393Beg god for forgiveness (not about Troonella dough), try and wake up Coblita, and then enter the synagogue to see if they know anything about Chuddy.
№6397[Quote]
>>6393Shoot up the synagogue with cados gun or something
№6398[Quote]
>>6393Damn this is some probably high quality cartoonage
№6399[Quote]
>>6393drink some sproke and eat some bugs to calm down and hand yourself over to the police
№6400[Quote]
>>6393Retrieve the shotgun from the homeless man for protection
№6402[Quote]
>>6401But you need to be 40 years old in order to understand Kabbalah however.
№6403[Quote]
>>6402I don't think that's going to matter very much to Rabbi Shekelstein when a 6.2ft soyteen is generously offering him either the opportunity to do a mitzvot and tutor this up-and-coming mage, or a free circumcision extention
№6404[Quote]
CAN WE GO TO SCHOOL ALREADY
№6406[Quote]
>>6401nigga shut chyo bitch ass up
uv got no right to kome out here sayin "hermetic" like u know anything substantial and deep of hermetic philosophy
kabbalah is such a useless (oh my gosh baaaased muh crazy unknown occult thing so astheatic im so mysterious cause i know of the crazy occult jew thing) case of jew nonsense theology they even taught it to good goy trump, go and gain some real knowledge of the iner workings of the world, faggot
№6407[Quote]
>>6393dig through 'cados corpse for some estrogen and wake soylita up to turn her back to normal then carry here in the schizos shopping cart to go get chuddy back