№6343[Quote]
>>6340throw the feral squirrel at the janny and watch it maul him to death
№6344[Quote]
>>6340pick the shit up and throw it at him, niggerchimp style
№6345[Quote]
>>6340cover the squirrel in shit to make it mad then throw it on him
№6346[Quote]
>>6340Shoot his penis off and feed the goo to the squirrel
№6347[Quote]
>>6340Shoot his penis off and feed the goo to the squirrel
№6348[Quote]
>>6340put the squirrel on your gun's barrel then launch it at him like a cannon
№6349[Quote]
>>6340Tell him the squirrel did it and that we're chasing it to punish it
№6350[Quote]
extremely gemmy thread LENO add this to the legendary thread folder of the 'iki 'iles
№6351[Quote]
>>6340Yes I did, now tongue my anus to clean me up, you fucking janny.
№6352[Quote]
>>6351Threaten Janny with the gun to get him to do this
№6353[Quote]
MURDER JANNY! BEFRIEND JANNY! HATE JANNY! LOVE JANNY!
№6355[Quote]
>>6354Point and scream
"JANNY TRIED TO RAPE ME! HE EVEN FORCED ME TO PUT MY HAND UP HIS ASS! SEE!?! GET HIM BEFORE HE HURTS ME AGAIN!"
№6356[Quote]
>>6354call him a filthy kike and clean the poop in your hands against his nose's nostrils also tell him its rich of copper or whatever so he sniffes it
№6357[Quote]
>>6354Scream at the owner "RUN, THE SQUIRREL HAS RABIES!" giving you a small window to escape.
Later on Janny will not be a able to identify you to the feds due the poop having mixed with his squirrel gnaw wounds, causing a fatal infection which he quickly dies from.
№6358[Quote]
>>6354grab a lemon from a nearby try and then throw it into the road, causing the owner to chase it and get hit by an oncoming car
№6360[Quote]
>>6354Take the mop, beat the fuck out of yourself with it and tell the dude janny beat tried to murder you
№6361[Quote]
>>6354I ask the owner if he likes Oreos.
№6362[Quote]
diamond, i'll check back tomorrow morning for the finished 'toss
№6364[Quote]
Upgem
№6365[Quote]
upthegem
№6367[Quote]
Thread died
№6369[Quote]
>>6367As soon as OP RETVRNS the adventure will continue.
№6370[Quote]
RETVRN
№6372[Quote]
>>6371Naaaaaaaaate tie your shoe idiot
№6373[Quote]
>>6371>Jews worship GodActually they don't, correct your adventure thread bigot.
№6374[Quote]
>>6371Go back to finding our sister, we need to ask her who her favorite pony is because of her lunchbox.
№6375[Quote]
>>6371Shoot the hobo and take his shotgun, free weapon upgrade
№6376[Quote]
>>6371ask the hobo to bring you to school in return of meth
№6378[Quote]
>>6377I run into the bus to avoid that shotgun, bringing ‘cado jr and “coblita” with me. I hijack the bus and drive off
I do NOT trust that schizo
№6379[Quote]
>>6377Save the candy for Mr Troonella who you intend to force feed it to
№6380[Quote]
>>6377the candy was actually laced with ricin and a few days later you start pissing blood and your organs fail and you die
№6381[Quote]
>>6377Trade your gun for more testosterone then strangle the bus driver
№6383[Quote]
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You warn them of the incoming danger and the 3 of you go to the schoolbus. The bus doors are locked but Coblita kicks it in effortlessly. Realizing that the candy grants impressive strength, you trade your gun to 'cado Jr for the remaining tubes and swallow the contents of the first one, then manhandle Troonella with your newfound muscle mass.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STRANGLE ME AND FORCE FEED ME TESTOSTER-ACK!
The bus driver fainted from lack of oxygen. As you shove the last tube of testosterone down Troonella's throat, you see the shotgun hobo approaching the bus. 'cado Jr takes the bus keys from the unconscious Troonella and switches on the ignition.
What do you do?
№6384[Quote]
get upset over something stupid &
kill soylita during roid rage
№6385[Quote]
>>6383throw 'cado jr out of the bus
№6386[Quote]
>>6383drive the bus into the hobo
№6387[Quote]
>>6385TSMT use that selfish little fuck as a distraction
№6389[Quote]
>>6383Hit the gas pedal, tell Coblita and Niko to apprehend Troonella, and drive the bus to retrieve Chuddy.
№6390[Quote]
>>6383Run over pedestrians
№6391[Quote]
>>6383Use troonella’s newly enlarged peen to whiplash the hobo
№6392[Quote]
>>6383crash the bus into the local synagogue
№6393[Quote]
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You put the pedal to the floor and swerve to hit the hobo, but he manages to only be slammed against the windshield instead of getting ran over. As you send the bus hurling down the streets and through a parade of some sort, you notice 'cado Jr shooting some of the pedestrians as they flee. This sends you into an uncontrollable steroid-fueled rage, ostly because he holds his gun sideway like a nigger. You roundhouse kick him into the concrete, then rip the peen off of Troonella's crotch which you then use it as a flaccid club to bash your sister's skull in. You are almost done turning Coblita into a bloody pulp when the bus crashes into the local synagogue.
This is your second accident of the day. Maybe you aren't being that much of a good boy.
What do you do next?
№6394[Quote]
>>6393Go to the synagogue and repent
№6395[Quote]
pray to satan for a nintendo switch
№6396[Quote]
>>6393Beg god for forgiveness (not about Troonella dough), try and wake up Coblita, and then enter the synagogue to see if they know anything about Chuddy.
№6397[Quote]
>>6393Shoot up the synagogue with cados gun or something
№6398[Quote]
>>6393Damn this is some probably high quality cartoonage
№6399[Quote]
>>6393drink some sproke and eat some bugs to calm down and hand yourself over to the police
№6400[Quote]
>>6393Retrieve the shotgun from the homeless man for protection
№6402[Quote]
>>6401But you need to be 40 years old in order to understand Kabbalah however.
№6403[Quote]
>>6402I don't think that's going to matter very much to Rabbi Shekelstein when a 6.2ft soyteen is generously offering him either the opportunity to do a mitzvot and tutor this up-and-coming mage, or a free circumcision extention
№6404[Quote]
CAN WE GO TO SCHOOL ALREADY
№6406[Quote]
>>6401nigga shut chyo bitch ass up
uv got no right to kome out here sayin "hermetic" like u know anything substantial and deep of hermetic philosophy
kabbalah is such a useless (oh my gosh baaaased muh crazy unknown occult thing so astheatic im so mysterious cause i know of the crazy occult jew thing) case of jew nonsense theology they even taught it to good goy trump, go and gain some real knowledge of the iner workings of the world, faggot
№6407[Quote]
>>6393dig through 'cados corpse for some estrogen and wake soylita up to turn her back to normal then carry here in the schizos shopping cart to go get chuddy back