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>>6242Shout YWNBAW, walk back home and take my bicycle to go to school
№6244[Quote]
>>6242Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.
№6245[Quote]
beat the shit out of troonela and shit down xhir throat and jump out of the window
№6246[Quote]
>>6242Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.
№6247[Quote]
>>6242Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.
№6248[Quote]
>>6246I posted twice due to my poor internet connection doever. Ignore this.
№6249[Quote]
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I see very high gem potential in this thread
'Lita and shoyta are brimstone however, so hopefull the protagonist changes at some point
№6250[Quote]
Go up
№6252[Quote]
GO UP
№6253[Quote]
Me and 'lita hop on the bus, ignoring the bus driver because we are tolerant and all inclusive.
№6254[Quote]
>>6242rapeson crushes troonella's skull, grabs nate, and starts raping xim, forcing soylita to watch
№6255[Quote]
Me and 'lita hop on the bus, ignoring the bus driver because we are tolerant and all inclusive.
№6256[Quote]
>>6242How will you decide which prompt to follow? First to reply or pick a favorite?
№6257[Quote]
>>6256xhe wont, ze'll just expect the thread's story to carry itself. newGODS cant adventure thread
№6259[Quote]
You scream at the top of your lungs:
<YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN!!!
>WHAT THE HECK?! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIGOTED LITTLE PIECE OF ARYAN SHIT, I'M A VALID!
You throw your metal lunchbox filled with cans of sproke and mommy's sandwiches and it hits Troonella in the face.
>ACK! THIS IS LITERAL TRANS GENOCIDE!
You grab 'lita's lunchbox and toss it at the bus driver, but your sister grasps the handle of her my little pony box firmly and ends up flying through the bus, colliding with Troonella
Troonella lets out another strangled cry and presses the button to show the doors, shielding xerself from your transphobic assault. The bus drives away; you'll have to bicycle to school.
As you fetch your bike from your backyard, you see Mr. Chud, your elderly neighbor who's just finished mowing his lawn.
>Well hello there, Nate. Did you miss the bus? I think i heard someone screaming but I couldn't make out what they were saying over the sound of my Niggertrimmer-3000's engine.
You tell your neighbor that the school bus driver Troonella tried to rape you. Mr Chudjak shakes his head.
>Terrible, ever since that boy started talking about this transition nonsense, I could tell he was up to no good. Wait until my son Chuddy hears about this. Say, do you want me to wake him up? Maybe he can drive you to school.
What do you do?
№6260[Quote]
>>6259call him a race baiting faggot and kick him in the nuts
№6262[Quote]
>>6259Ask him if the JEWS have anything to do with the JUICE
№6264[Quote]
save your sister
№6265[Quote]
>>6259Accept his offer to have his son drive you to school. You also look for your lunchbox, hoping that you didn’t lose it during your outburst.
№6266[Quote]
go up
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go down
№6269[Quote]
update the story selfish fuck
№6270[Quote]
>>6242>shitlitasaged & reported.
№6272[Quote]
>>6259>>6271oh, sorry for the soyquote, didnt see that you updated the 'tory
№6274[Quote]
bump
№6275[Quote]
>>6259Wake up chuddy and tell him to take me to school.
№6276[Quote]
>>6259let the pfizer vax kick in and kill shitlita
№6277[Quote]
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>>6259magically transform into cobson and make your bull rape him to death
№6280[Quote]
>>6278Whisper to Chud to play along with a distraction to officer with LGBT nonsense he learned from school
№6281[Quote]
>>6278Tell the officer
"MISTER, PLEASE! There's no time to waste! A SICK PERVERT has kidnapped my little sister and trying to molest her in a school-bus! We need to catch up to him RIGHT NOW!"
№6283[Quote]
>>6259Mr. Troonella and Mr. Chud are both pedos that goon off to loli hentai, Give Mr. Chud anti-pedo meds and guide him to the path of aryan gigachadness (i.e. working out till buff and swole)
№6285[Quote]
>>6278Shove guns up Chuddy's ass
№6286[Quote]
>>6278shoot officer slowburn to death and then yell at chuddy to step on it
№6287[Quote]
heckin' awesome story
№6288[Quote]
You beg to officer to let you go as you are trying to rescue your sister who has just been kidnapped.
<MISTER, PLEASE! There's no time to waste! A SICK PERVERT has kidnapped my little sister and trying to molest her in a school-bus! We need to catch up to him RIGHT NOW!
The officer frowns:
>Well, there certainly isn't going to be vigilante justice in this town, not on my watch. That's le bad because… because it just is, OK? You should have called the police right away. Now can you give me a description of the perpetrator?
Chuddy hears you whispering to play along and distract the officer. He answers:
<31 years old pedophile, purple hair, mustache and stubble, wears glasses and lipstick, drives a schoolbus to Soyville Elementary School.
>Alright, what about the gender?
<Well I told you, pedophile.
>Hummmmm sweaty pedophile isn't a gender OK?
<But officer, i learned at school that there are 3 genders: Male, Female and Pedophile. That's basic knowledge.
The officer and Chuddy engage in a heated debate about gender theory and other boring grown-ups things. You use this opportunity to sneak behind the cop and steal his service firearm out of his holster, to the dismay of both the policeman and Chuddy.
>NATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!! YOU CAN'T JUST THREATEN A ZOGBOT WITH THEIR OWN GUN!!! NOW I'M GOING TO BE A WANTED FELON BEFORE I GET TO KILL A SINGLE SHITSKIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
№6289[Quote]
>>6288You shoot Chuddy, wipe your prints off the gun, throw it back into the car and run away
№6291[Quote]
>>6288Rip Officer Soistein's fake nose off to show chuddy the hook
№6292[Quote]
>>6288hold officer zogbot at gunpoint and convince him to drive you and chuddy to the schoolbus
№6293[Quote]
UP
№6294[Quote]
>>6288i kill the officer and the chuddy as well and drive myself with chuddy's keys
№6296[Quote]
holy gemerald thread that saved the sharty
№6297[Quote]
>>6296more like shitlita pedoid cordtroon thread that destroyed the sharty
№6299[Quote]
why do all sageniggers talk the same?
№6300[Quote]
>>6298>>6299Shitlita spammer samefag seethe geg
№6301[Quote]
>>6288"I stole this vehicle. Chud tried to talk me out of it but I held him at knife-point. I'm sorry but it has to be this way."
Then steal the cop's walkie talkie, toss it under Chud's tire, and back over it with the vehicle and chase after the bus ourselves.
№6306[Quote]
Shit on the floor
№6307[Quote]
>>6304Swerve left, instruct Chuddy to pick up the squirrel then throw it in the bus at Troonella
№6309[Quote]
>>6308trvthnuke that gave me a seuizure
№6311[Quote]
>>6304turn the wheel suddenly and roll over the ducks epic style
№6312[Quote]
>>6308>WAAAAAAAA HE'S MAKING A STORY SAVE ME OLDGODSsoyteens try not to be 4cucks (impossible)
№6314[Quote]
>>6308trvth_nuck swed Godstone
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>This is some try hard, newgod wiki troon faggot shit. Fuck the wiki and fuck spva.
№6322[Quote]
bump
№6326[Quote]
>>6242Kill myself in front of everyone forever traumatizing them
№6331[Quote]
>>6328run to the nearest family you see and pull the gun on yourself ending your life
№6332[Quote]
>>6328shit on the concrete
№6333[Quote]
>>6328I do nothing, can you do something more productive with your time.
№6335[Quote]
>>6328Ride the squirrel to continue chasing the bud
№6336[Quote]
This is some gemmy, newGOD wikichad good shit. Gem the wiki and gem spva.
№6337[Quote]
>>6328Chase the squirrel, he's nuts!
№6338[Quote]
>>6328Try and wake up Chuddy by reminding him of his precious TND.
№6339[Quote]
>>6328Walk to school, it's not too far now