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It has been one year and three months since Cobman and his Cobgang sacrificed themselves to defeat the goonbot and save shartenburg from absolute destruction. In that time shartenburg has changed a lot, Goon Gang is no more, a prison colony has been built in order to contain leftover gooners and other dangerous criminals and the shartenburg museum now stands where the Goon Gang HQ once stood.
For one year shartenburg was relatively peaceful, as the national guard had organized themselves under the command of mayor Soot, but now the situation is changing yet again…
<Suspense space
With no hero to protect shartenburg, new villains are rising. In the shadows lurks the Merchant, a former member of the shartenburg council who has gone rouge and is now resorting to robbery and heists to fulfill his kikeish greed…
<Yapping space
An even more dangerous villain has risen in the form of Commander Coal, a former general of the national guard who defected to collaborate with the gooners.
Commander Coal went his own way after the gooners were banished from this universe. He has created his own militia and with the help of them he will soon try to overthrow soot in a bloody coup to achive his ultimate goal: Becoming the supreme leader of shartenburg.
<Final wordswordswords space
Luckily, a new ”hero” has arrived in the form of Captain Science, an obese soyboy LARPer and Cobman superfan who is larping as a real hero. He must now stop the plans of Commander Coal and the merchant, but first he must become and actual hero.
He is now on his 561th daily visit to the grave of Cobman, very close to the encampment of Coal’s forces. There he meets an unexpected guest…
BEGIN!
You place a funkopop in front of Cobman’s grave while crying tears of true sadness.
>*sniff* accept this….funkopop..please*sniff*, i know you are dead and according to science ghosts aren’t real so you probably can’t hear me but still…please acc-
You hear a sound behind you, you look to the left and see a familiar figure.
You wipe your tears away and look at the heckin’ cobgang legend.
>OH MY SCIENCE! Are you heckin’ colorjak from the cobgang?
<yes…
It turns out that colorjak has learned how to speak in non-gibberish…
First reply decides first action after this post, after that i will include most replies as long as it does not derail the story too much.
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Shartenburg will burn with the escapees causing massive chaos stretching both national guard and police force even thinner with chudman mother will become one of the victim
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>>1043172 new recruits arrived > prison colony breakout > police drawn away > commander coal arrived
The bank robbery one can wait
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I will post one more turn before i head to bed(i took a break because i was out of energy irl)
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>>104323I might be able to do two
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>>104304Captain science equips the gaunlet(no shit) and the flashgun, the flashgun is stored in the inventory as a secondary gun as you already have a shotgun on you.
Feraljak equips the ball and colorjak equips the brossbow(in his mouth o algo)
Unfortunatly for him, the shitalian gets nothing.
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>>104306The spookykun namefags, headless jakkman and frankenjak arrive in front of the capitol.
Frankenjak asks officer fatjak
>Marge? What is going on here? Are you the ones who recruited us?Fatjak responds with
>We are ummm….renovating this place, by the way the guy who recruited you on that app is on the inside of the building №104327[Quote]
>>104326great job OP now get some sleep ill see ya tommorow
№104329[Quote]
Wake-up sleepyhead
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>>8937495
tsmt
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>>8937568
thats fine doe beit
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>>8937764
What if CS team and caption coal just fight outside instead of all that raisin
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>>8937796
do it without the unnecessary details maine its fine
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>>8937812
its not that much of a issue just do only the necessary actions without the raisinty details maine
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blud is deleting everything
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I’m sorry, but i quit the adventure. I pushed myself to my limits and i just don’t find it as fun as when i ran cobman adventure. I just think this thread is a waste of my time and bad for my mental health.
№104337[Quote]
Don’t chive the thread. It is no longer canon to the cobman universe.
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kys
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>>104305Thanks for mindbreaking me and making me quit.
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atleast do a asset dump so someone can continue it
№104342[Quote]
>>104340No, i want the matter to be finished. This thread should be forgotten.
№104343[Quote]
Do you want to know the truth?
№104345[Quote]
I never liked running this adventure, i only did it because i promised to do it so i forced myself into doing it.
№104346[Quote]
I denounce adventure threads.
№104347[Quote]
>>104345do u regret doing the first one doe
№104348[Quote]
I don’t care about what you feel
№104349[Quote]
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG ITS THE GUY WHO SPAMMED SCAT IN DMIN 6 THREAD
№104350[Quote]
how about you denounce the talmud, kike
№104351[Quote]
WELL DONE SAAR YOU BAITED ME WELL
№104352[Quote]
Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment I’ve come to know. Certainly the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It’s alluring, it’s compelling, it’s gripping, to bear witness, to observe all these unwell, unbalanced disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories.
№104353[Quote]
FROM THE BEGINNING ALL OF IT WAS BAIT THIS NIGGA DIDNT EVEN MAKE THE OG COBMAN ADVENTURE..
№104354[Quote]
>>104353Wasn’t it obvious?
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>>104354the most high effort bait i have ever seen, congrats
№104356[Quote]
>>104354did u learn how to do adventure threads just to do this raisin
№104360[Quote]
insane social experiment 4d chess move…
№104361[Quote]
At my request, move this thread to /bait/ because this entire ducking thread was bait
№104363[Quote]
NOW THE QUESTION IS…where did the original cobman creator go
№104364[Quote]
move this thread to bait and pin it
№104365[Quote]
you deserve it
№104366[Quote]
>>104361Can you at least have Commander Coal Take over Shartenberg?
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>everyone got filtered by the 15 minute timer
>jewno bots the get
>frogs gegging like mad
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up
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vp