It has been one year and three months since Cobman and his Cobgang sacrificed themselves to defeat the goonbot and save shartenburg from absolute destruction. In that time shartenburg has changed a lot, Goon Gang is no more, a prison colony has been built

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Captain Science Adventure: Soyvil War(Shartenburg 2) Chud 3EdSeqjz 10/20/24 (Sun) 15:41:26 №104036 [Quote]

It has been one year and three months since Cobman and his Cobgang sacrificed themselves to defeat the goonbot and save shartenburg from absolute destruction. In that time shartenburg has changed a lot, Goon Gang is no more, a prison colony has been built in order to contain leftover gooners and other dangerous criminals and the shartenburg museum now stands where the Goon Gang HQ once stood.
For one year shartenburg was relatively peaceful, as the national guard had organized themselves under the command of mayor Soot, but now the situation is changing yet again…

<Suspense space

With no hero to protect shartenburg, new villains are rising. In the shadows lurks the Merchant, a former member of the shartenburg council who has gone rouge and is now resorting to robbery and heists to fulfill his kikeish greed…

<Yapping space

An even more dangerous villain has risen in the form of Commander Coal, a former general of the national guard who defected to collaborate with the gooners.
Commander Coal went his own way after the gooners were banished from this universe. He has created his own militia and with the help of them he will soon try to overthrow soot in a bloody coup to achive his ultimate goal: Becoming the supreme leader of shartenburg.

<Final wordswordswords space

Luckily, a new ”hero” has arrived in the form of Captain Science, an obese soyboy LARPer and Cobman superfan who is larping as a real hero. He must now stop the plans of Commander Coal and the merchant, but first he must become and actual hero.
He is now on his 561th daily visit to the grave of Cobman, very close to the encampment of Coal’s forces. There he meets an unexpected guest…

BEGIN!

You place a funkopop in front of Cobman’s grave while crying tears of true sadness.
>*sniff* accept this….funkopop..please*sniff*, i know you are dead and according to science ghosts aren’t real so you probably can’t hear me but still…please acc-
You hear a sound behind you, you look to the left and see a familiar figure.
You wipe your tears away and look at the heckin’ cobgang legend.
>OH MY SCIENCE! Are you heckin’ colorjak from the cobgang?
<yes…
It turns out that colorjak has learned how to speak in non-gibberish…

First reply decides first action after this post, after that i will include most replies as long as it does not derail the story too much.

Chud 3EdSeqjz 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:05:19 №104346 [Quote]

I denounce adventure threads.

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:06:16 №104347 [Quote]

>>104345
do u regret doing the first one doe

Chud 3EdSeqjz 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:06:45 №104348 [Quote]

I don’t care about what you feel

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:06:51 №104349 [Quote]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG ITS THE GUY WHO SPAMMED SCAT IN DMIN 6 THREAD

Chud qr3GBa^! 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:07:06 №104350 [Quote]

how about you denounce the talmud, kike

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:07:09 №104351 [Quote]

WELL DONE SAAR YOU BAITED ME WELL

Chud 3EdSeqjz 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:07:22 №104352 [Quote]

Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment I’ve come to know. Certainly the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It’s alluring, it’s compelling, it’s gripping, to bear witness, to observe all these unwell, unbalanced disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories.

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:07:57 №104353 [Quote]

FROM THE BEGINNING ALL OF IT WAS BAIT THIS NIGGA DIDNT EVEN MAKE THE OG COBMAN ADVENTURE..

Chud 3EdSeqjz 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:08:18 №104354 [Quote]

>>104353
Wasn’t it obvious?

Chud qr3GBa^! 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:09:20 №104355 [Quote]

>>104354
the most high effort bait i have ever seen, congrats

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:09:23 №104356 [Quote]

>>104354
did u learn how to do adventure threads just to do this raisin

Chud 3EdSeqjz 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:12:19 №104357 [Quote]

>>104356
Yes, and more

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:12:51 №104359 [Quote]

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>>104357
GEG

Chud qr3GBa^! 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:14:16 №104360 [Quote]

insane social experiment 4d chess move…

Chud 3EdSeqjz 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:15:15 №104361 [Quote]

At my request, move this thread to /bait/ because this entire ducking thread was bait

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:15:38 №104362 [Quote]

>>104361
JANNIES DO AS THIS MAN COMMANDS HE IS THE MASTERBAITER.

Chud yZet0DIa 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:18:43 №104363 [Quote]

NOW THE QUESTION IS…where did the original cobman creator go

Chud qr3GBa^! 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:21:57 №104364 [Quote]

move this thread to bait and pin it

Chud qr3GBa^! 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:22:10 №104365 [Quote]

you deserve it

Chud BIx3xKxm 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:33:38 №104366 [Quote]

>>104361
Can you at least have Commander Coal Take over Shartenberg?

Chud hI3Mncw9 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:38:33 №104367 [Quote]

>>104339
Marge

Chud BIx3xKxm 10/27/24 (Sun) 14:37:09 №104368 [Quote]

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>everyone got filtered by the 15 minute timer
>jewno bots the get
>frogs gegging like mad

Chud ZWoErAKE 10/31/24 (Thu) 11:29:03 №104370 [Quote]

E

Chud d0TCdJTQ 11/01/24 (Fri) 21:27:09 №104371 [Quote]

up

Chud YrASimkL 11/03/24 (Sun) 09:27:42 №104373 [Quote]

vp