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I got 1500 to invest. What do you recommend? Up to medium risk
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 β„–12598

>invest into yourself and your money-making skills. that's just too little
Yes I’ve been taking coding courses

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>>1500
>>medium risk
>Realistically what returns do you want here? An extra few hundred dollars? 2x? 5x? That is fuck all to invest and you'll need to take risks to make it something. Do you have any other investments?

I’d say 5x but would still be happy with a 2x and I’m not adverse to risk and I know I have a few thousand saved

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>>>12552 (You) (OP)
>worst time to invest in anything since Dec 2021 imo
Why do you say that. I was thinking about waiting for a crypto dip then investing

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>>12600
We just had like a 30% correction in BTC with a strong rebound. What more do you want?

 β„–12605

Hyperliquidity Provider (HLP) vault.

Make it your savings account at this point

Hyperliquid.

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>>12599
buy bitcoin but think about long term investing and committing more money



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 β„–12366[Reply]

H-henlo?

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JewG-DS won

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>>12366 (OP)
Hello fren just calling to find out if the jews are gonna lower rates or not?



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 β„–12595[Reply]

>You're laughing?
>The scammers are blowing up mudslimes and you're laughing?
<My internet money is pumping
^FUCK YOU BLOODY FUCK YOU BASTERD BITCH DO NOT REDEEM


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 β„–12496[Reply]

I don’t care if this board only has 10 posters old biz is pure psyop. When we should be quietly accumulating the entire board is full of demoralization threads and posts. And even genuine posters are cyclical fucking Redditors who are always perma bearish. Now is the time to buy destroyed low cap alts. Simple.
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>>12515
low chance it goes anywhere. /biz/ is very low vibes, low meme magic, low effort. a lot would have to change in order to send something like that.

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>>12496 (OP)

They don't allow discussion there anymore. They deleted two threads earlier about how to fix biz. You can't because its not the HOW that is the problem, its the WHO.

If you try to have meaningful discussion they either immediately the threads or an organized FUD effort is used to derail the thread

You are right though now is the time to accumulate as everyone thinks its over.

Especially tons of hate on ETH so it makes me think an alt season will come sooner rather than later. Hard to say exact time frames of course but solid lower cap alt projects appear to an excellent risk reward now.

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>>12497
>>12497

I was gone for about 6 months, went back because I started getting a sense it was the time to re-investigate solid alts and that the downward trend was nearing its end, been surfing there for a few days and now remember why I left.

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>Would be a shame if someone created a raisincoin and promoted it on /biz/ after everyone here got in.

I was thinking something similar. We probably wouldn't even able to post it there but organizing something with posters from here is a solid idea.

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>>12500
Trvke.. this time I bought the /biz/ shilled raisincoin KNS and it just rugged.
Old /biz/ would be shilling raisin that actually pumps like antshares, raiblocks and bitbean. There also used to be legit whales and real insiders who were /biz/bros and gave good calls / tips.
I'm guessing all the rich oldfags retired and don't want to feed a bunch of jeets.
There even used to be generous anons giving out money when begging threads were still allowed, this was back when crypto was still a niche hobby for white and Asian nerds, ofcourse this attracted the jeets like flies to raisin post 2021. Nowadays the beggers are all third world jeet scammers so you wouldn't be able to help fellow autists.
I just hate post 2021 cycle crypto so much.
2013-2018 were the comfiest years in crypto. Today there are simply way too many raisincoins competing for liquidity.

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My hope is once interest rates fall and Trump backs off in the tariffs, we are going to moon hard. I still think December 2025 will be near the peak alt cycle, but maybe I’m wrong. Everyone on biz is saying the bullrun was front run and blah blah blah but I think they’re wrong.



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How do I profit from black people?

 β„–12584

>How do I profit from black people?

simple. make white women with daddy issues, fat. Then charge a subscription based model to rent a fat ho. tax free btw.



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 β„–10502[Reply]

there is a different version of reality that im not living
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>>10502 (OP)
Yeah, most people aint living, just working.

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>>10502 (OP)
dw anon one day you'll unlock the playable character

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>>10609
Thank KIKES for making a system where 99.9% of people are worthless, and the rest are elite dynasties and their servants or clowns…

The monetary system and even barter are absolute evil…non-religious evil…ethical evil.

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>there is a different version of reality that im not living
man swimming in slightly bigger pool with slightly better view pays significantly more than you do to swim in a normal outdoor pool

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Yeah 99% of people are not living good. Those are the literal stats.
3% of Americans live in nice neighborhoods.

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>>12572
No, it is about the Standard of Living.



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 β„–12556[Reply]

Chainlink releasing some build rewards..? too late
Token not needed

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>>12556 (OP)
No build rewards for u

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>>12562
>the jeet canadian is a nolinker
lel

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some autist better come up with a way to track all these my folio app will crash

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>>12562
Land of the free. Do not redeem saars



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 β„–12573[Reply]

> not investing in Taraxa
> fastest blockDAG L1 out there
> partnerships over partnerships
> Circle will introduce USDC on this 20 M MC gem
ngmi anon


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 β„–4002[Reply]

Oh noooo. A majority of american businesses will now cease to exist because all they do is re-sell cheap chinese plastic. whatever will happen to the price of bitcoin now?
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>>5892
>>5858
>my made up numbers are real
>yours are fake
KEK fastest concession in history

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>>5902
you sound like the biggest faggot in history.
any businessman who says they are thriving after losing 25% profit margin is lying or retarded , or in this case made up.

go kys.PICREL

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>>5910
IAYC :^)

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>>4016
europe doesnt have high enough wages and euros dont have the same level of disposable income that mericucks like us have.

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>>4016
Europe has higher regulatory standards

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>Oh noooo.
they really want US to show they're not joking about making a tariff deal



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 β„–12481[Reply]

I got a connection to get any monkey I want for 50Β’ a Lb as many as I want.
So I can get a 20Lb spider monkey for $10 or a 100Lb chimp for $50.
I know I can turn around and sell these for 4X 5X my cost
My question is how do I convince every American they need a monkey?
Funny TikTok videos?
Market them for home defense?
Help me sell my monkeys!

 β„–12490

Little known trivia factoid-
The first and last 'door to door monkey salesman' was Reverend Jim Jones the (later) cult leader, Jonestown cult. It is not known if he was successful at selling the little chimps or not.

 β„–12510

Sell to research labs

 β„–12528

Sell them to scientists to do experiments on (don't do this it's evil)

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>>12481 (OP)
Teach them small arms repair & sell them to the army.

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>>12510
basically this, but it's such a soulless thing OP. chimps, and bonobos are pretty smart. if you're going to do it make sure it's a new world monkey. they lack the sentience of chimps, and bonobos and are essentially soulless rat monkeys.

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Butcher, sell as kangaroo veal or something



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>sell in may and go away!

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sell in may or you're gay



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To the 'cuck /biz/ immigrantq, now that you've stayed here a few days, do you like it or not ?
Are there things that you'd like to improve here or is it worthless to stay ?
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sharty culture's really starting to grow on me
i have become a raisin eater
don't really see how I can go back to a flagless + india infested board

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>>9028
Thank you saar. This place feels 1000% more organic than 4/biz/.
The jannies are chill and probably ex 4chan raisinposters who have first hand experience with the tranny mods

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>>9055
>linkfag complaining about fud like a schizo jew paranoid about nazis
pump the price and watch people will like your coin. It's fudded because it's heavily shilled despite weak underperforming limp dick pumps

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>>9028
desu you're doing a good job, i like this place. We need more traffic tho, idk what can be done to discretly advertize soyjak to the ancient 4chinners without drawing normies' attention (and unit 8200 bots). I wager the majority of quadcucks still don't know about this shelter and are very sad and afraid, being alone on the interwebs.
Otherwise it's a 10/10 for the mod team from me, they are reactive and not powertripping plebbit niggers.
But they need to do something about >biz/pmg/, somehow the kikes bots managed to find the general within a day and are raisinting up the place as they used to on 4cuck, but with 20x less traffics now it's just kikebots spamming anti-PM fud.

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believe it or not it's the same stuff
this board is like /b/ but talk about /biz/ things
so sharty

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average nu/biz/ thread
>I am poor, homeless, jobless, skill-less, retarded. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
>You dont like my schizo spergout? JANNY JANNY!! YOU ARE A JANNY!!! FAGGOT!!!
>RECESSION UNAVOIDABLE
>heh, thats a lot of words, too bad you're a /pol/tard chud
>bitchcoin is literally the WORST thing EVER
>Saylor/Buffett fanfiction fellatio



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Money

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Most people don't have money, and I literally mean 98% of Americans.
3% of Americans have 1M networth excluding a home.
And 1M isn't even good enough for a good standard of living. A good home in a nice area starts a miniumum of 1M. So realistically, you need at least 5M to live comfortably. And 1% of Americans have 5M.

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>>12547
Never underestimate the depravity of the goyim niggrr cattle.
I have an ebay business and people keep buying raisin. I don't really sell essentials either.
Normies are still dropping money on consooming while jewBVLLS are stacking cash money



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