I got a connection to get any monkey I want for 50¢ a Lb as many as I want.So I can get a 20Lb spider monkey for $10 or a 100Lb chimp for $50.I know I can turn around and sell these for 4X 5X my costMy question is how do I convince every American the

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Real business Talk Chud LGRYlGVI 05/02/25 (Fri) 18:45:31 №12481 [Quote]

I got a connection to get any monkey I want for 50¢ a Lb as many as I want.
So I can get a 20Lb spider monkey for $10 or a 100Lb chimp for $50.
I know I can turn around and sell these for 4X 5X my cost
My question is how do I convince every American they need a monkey?
Funny TikTok videos?
Market them for home defense?
Help me sell my monkeys!

Chud oNStLWot 05/02/25 (Fri) 22:28:11 №12490 [Quote]

Little known trivia factoid-
The first and last 'door to door monkey salesman' was Reverend Jim Jones the (later) cult leader, Jonestown cult. It is not known if he was successful at selling the little chimps or not.

Chud cWd1AfXy 05/03/25 (Sat) 13:04:53 №12510 [Quote]

Sell to research labs

Chud GvMZIxPW 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:23:20 №12528 [Quote]

Sell them to scientists to do experiments on (don't do this it's evil)

Chud JW6EpwQW 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:47:24 №12530 [Quote]

>>12481 (OP)
Teach them small arms repair & sell them to the army.

Chud iNbVaIIy 05/04/25 (Sun) 10:02:43 №12531 [Quote]

>>12510
basically this, but it's such a soulless thing OP. chimps, and bonobos are pretty smart. if you're going to do it make sure it's a new world monkey. they lack the sentience of chimps, and bonobos and are essentially soulless rat monkeys.

Chud LlPs03jj 05/06/25 (Tue) 00:21:55 №12567 [Quote]

Butcher, sell as kangaroo veal or something