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>>15343why do so many zoomettes have this kind of skull? i'm going to start believing the schizos with their grey alien hybrid program stories
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>>15238I watched them all and I admit heβs quickly become my favourite nigger in the world.
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>>15364>Gracile stunted mandible growthIt's the crap in the water, same reason they all go bald freakishly fast and have ED
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Oh my god, hes chainsawing this man in half at the penis
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>>15444the poopyfarter, the poopyfarter nooooo
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>>15489I hope the next terrifier movie skips the dumb angel/demon plot and the girl and it gets back to art
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>>15529How about skip the wonder woman female bullraisin too?
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>>16393I wonder if anyone in /hor/ is into Jess Franco (Vampyros Lesbos).
Unfortunately, /film/ is absolutely DEAD here on the sharty
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Anyone been able to watch the new Dexter? I only tried for Buffy, but can't make it past 1.5 episodes.
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>>16853couldn't even reach past the beginning of the first episode. the introduction to the local characters was awful
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>>16910lemme guess, they add woke raisin to the new show
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>>17431not only that, it's badly written
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Watched The House of the Devil, its lame. slow as fuck to a bland satanic ritual and an impossible escape. Good 70's vibe but thats it
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Seeing a really good movie tonight I predict, will let you guys know after I go in the house
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Oh yeah, that film was okay, a few stupid moments but overall, not too shabby
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>>18201> shabbyShabby? Did someone say the Crabby Cook?
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>>18201> shabbyShabby? Did someone say the Crabby Cook?
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>>18208Harperfag double post
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>>18285As cute as that pic is of Jessica, I didn't post it.
However, I did just get out of a midnight showing of The Ugly Stepsister and that shΓt was top-notch. Can't believe I got to see such kino on the big screen. If you enjoy tasteful body horror, check it out whenever it hits streaming. It lives up to the hype and there's also no black people which is always refreshing for 202X.
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>>18681Doesn't matter. American Psycho was also directed by a chick.
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I've never seen any of the scream films
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>>18799Written by a male and carried by Christian Bale
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>>19078and the other male actors
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>>18863You didn't miss anything.
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>>19241I will probably watch Inferno and Mother of Tears tonight
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>>18863first one is good if you like a semi tongue-in-cheek slasher with a "who dun it" vibe. the other ones are just cash grabs or potential filler if you don't have raisin to watch and really liked the first one i guess.
it's a product of its time so idk how it aged
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>>19249First is the best. No blacks.
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>>19256The moment you throw in dei characters, the realism disappears
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>>19249Not trying to be an asshole, but I never liked any of them. for me, it was the early stages of meta humor in place of anything actually smart. It was a very rote slasher except the characters kept highlighting how it was like a rote slasher so it was now "clever"
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>>19281i used to find even the first one pretty meh, but re-watching it maybe 10 year ago i liked it. not sure i'll re-watch it any time soon though
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hello?
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>>21735everybody is in the other edition for some reason despite this one being more recent
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Living Dark: The Story of Ted the Caver
If you loved "The Descent", you'll definitely love this one.
So I'm a huge fan of the creepypasta "Ted the Caver" ( actually it's been on the Internet since like 2000) and I think alot of people are familiar with it.
I just happen to stumble upon the movie based off it on Prime last night and decided to give it a watch. I was pleasantly surprised by how good it was. The atmosphere was amazing and the sense of claustrophobia was amped up to 1000%, much more so than the Descent. It really did make for a hard to watch experience seeing them try to fit through the tight cave.
The plot was pretty simple, the acting was decent. The plot gets alittle illogical towards the end, but nothing too bad that will ruin the movie for you. If you haven't seen it, definitely give it a watch. The movie basically adapts the original story almost word for word for the first 2 acts of the film, but after that, the filmmakers pretty much set up their own mythology and ending to the story and it actually fits quite well I think. What does /hor/ think?
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sayonara raisinty knock off site