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Without spoilers, how was The Woman in the Yard? Is it really as bad as I hear?
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>>247Haven’t seen it yet. Whats the catch? Is it woke?
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>>267Even worse, they say it's boring
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>>281Grim. I was looking forward to it cause I know nothing about it. I look forward to every major release horror film until I find out the casting or see the trailer. Then I ignore the hype and watch it a few months later if I have nothing to watch.
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Looks like a Muslim movie lol
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Why are there two of these? Also what the fuck is that?
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>>508the other one was made on a different board and was moved here before this thread was created
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>>508That movie is Old and those people are stuck on an island like refugees
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>>247seeing a bunch of weird africans with names that sound like puking as the main cast was enough to make me not want to watch it.
it clearly wasn't made for me. i don't care about things like rims, gol teefs, or bitches and/or hoes. which is fine.
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>>6756 nigs in a row. yeah, hard pass.
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>>889I just looked this girl up, she is fat now.
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>>902looks like the architect found her
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>>910She is only 24 lmfao.
What the fuck, she is a fat and out of shape by 24, it is over for her.
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>>889>>920>>910I thought she looked kinda nice in this webm so I googled her. Grim.
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>>973Slow?
The Changeling and Dont Look Now were both pretty slow.
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almost 3 days of this crap
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>>1269Hilariously bad?
I thought it was perfect in that it followed the script perfectly and every thing looked good on screen.
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>>978Thanks. Which Changeling version though
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>>889>>921I wish I could watch the webm that’s a nice butt…
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>>2647How many versions are there? Just watch the one on stream sites.
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>>2618Who is this? What movie?
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>>2346>it followed the script perfectlywhat the fuck is that supposed to mean?
the story makes no sense, a cop sees the main character, a literal foreigner, with a gun pointing it at someone and believes him when he tells him he's a cop too.
the twists are predictable, the villain's motives are contrived and ridiculous, and the ending is some generic ass self sacrifice slop.
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>>167 (OP)Someone remembers this movie, that's a good thing. It somehow passed by most completely unnoticed.
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>>167 (OP)does she get all three of her holes filed at once?
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>>247It has ugly niggers, so I'm not watching it. Sadly, that seems to be most modern horror movies now.
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>>889Would eat that ass for days.
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>>167 (OP)>Goes from a 5y to a 16 yo>Bikini doesnt stretch and tear offBullraisin writing.
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>>3524didn't she swap bathing suit like 3 times?
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>>2935American actress-singer Jessica Harper aka Suzy Bannion in Dario Argento's Suspiria (1977). Check it out.
>>3374Old is definitely one of the better M Night horror joints along with Split and Glass. They're all miles better than The Happening and Knock at the Cabin sucked too.
What did /hor/ think of Trap? Josh Hartnett is cool but I never got around to that one. Maybe I'll watch it later today.
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>>3709trap is the kind of movie where the plot only works if everyone but the main character is a moron
also his daughter's acting is ass
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>>3716>trap is the kind of movie where the plot only works if everyone but the main character is a moronSounds like your usual Shamallamadingdong flick, no surprise there lol. Surely it's better than some raisin like Longlegs
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>>3716>also his daughter's acting is assIt's funny how they got an older actress to play her, taped her tits to make her look flat and she still couldn't act for raisin.
>>3745Yeah you have to turn your brain off at the sheer stupidity of the rest of the characters, otherwise I guess it was fun for that same reason.
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>>3745sure but it's obvious as day that it's made as a vehicle for his daughter's music career
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>>3969Based fellow farmigabro. I have some tubislop playing in the background and someone literally just namedropped her lol. Talk about a coincidence.
I wonder where this anon's at
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>>>3969 (You)
>I wonder where this anon's at
yep that's me
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They should give her a season of AHS.
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bump
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I love 40 year old actresses
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>>4999Based fellow haglover
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the gooner has mommy issues
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>>5010we all have mommy issues here.
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The only reason I want to watch horror movies is to watch actresses piss themselves but it barely happens anymore in new movies
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What should I watch tonight?
I saw Smile Before Death last night. The sound track is so catchy
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>>5126>>5031You are retarded. Stop spamming this bitch all over the place. No one knows her, boomer.
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>>5139Why did you just link your own post and my reply to said post?
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watch dawn of the dead
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Watch Suspiria
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>>5280What movie is this? It is so colorful
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>>5285Suspiria, can you not read?
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>>5292Aite, calm down, gramps
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You watch your mouth, zoomer fuck. Us millenials are sick of you raisin. Go jerk off to Minecraft. Jessica Harper mogs your whole generation.
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>>5299>Jessica HarperWho?
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>>5310Jessica Harper, my Queen.
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Low-res schizo samefagging above me aside, if anyone's actually reading this post, I agree on one thing: Watch Suspiria or at least check out this very rewatchable trailer:
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>>5461obv two different posters
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>>5474Same poster. All waifufags are mentally ill.
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>>5482You're wrong on both counts.
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>>5509Anyone that saves 100s of pics of an actress is retarded
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>>5528You save every picture I and everyone else here posts so what does that make you? Worse than a waifufag by default. Think about that for a second, schizo
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>>5010>the gooner has mommy issuesHow can I have mommy issues when I have no mommy?
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>>5280I saw the new one because it was on a list of movies where women pee but it was just during this horrible grotesque magic murder scene so I couldn't enjoy it.
It was also extremely cringe because they made the witches the most evil they possibly could be but then also tried to bookend the movie with "religion bad" and "b-but then the witches stopped Hitler #witchesvpatriarchy"
Does the original a;so have a woman peeing in it, and is it less cringe than the remake?
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>>5581That is the most common source of them. It's a stereotype for daddy issues to be from an absent father too, because it's so common.
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>>5280new one has more witch disclosure
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Found some chinkslop low budget horror Twin Sisters.
Decent story with a twist but it fails to deliver anything hard and the ghosts are super gay.
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>>5997The remake's got a great soundtrack from Thom Yorke and some decent body horror but unfortunately the real Suzy was massively underutilized. Had she played Madame Blanc or a witch (!!!) it would've elevated the entire film.
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>>5559What are you talking about? Youre genuinely retarded dude. Seek help.
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>>6505He pretends to be multiple users spamming his waifu.
>>6113Anything else to recommend?
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Anyone here ever watch Martyrs? Are all french horror films such fucking downers?
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>>6524I’ll keep you posted :))
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>>6559Extreme French films are wild. Frontiers was a decent (not really original, but still..) gore fest. High tension is another.
Martyrs was sad. But when she went in the kitchen with shotgun and blew the whole family away was kino.
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>>6645High Tension is the best.
Inside is good.
And the directors going into English films was good too as they made good films. Those directors are a cut above the rest.
>Deep House>Livid>Incident in Ghostlandetc
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>>6559Post top French horrors.