/soya/ - Soyanniversary

Bernd with a striped shirt: >The Sharty Sucks! Doompost Doompost Demoralize Demor-ACK! *thud sound effect*
This soytember is going to be…. GEMMY
*timelapse of the soy pixel planet… followed by a vinyl scratch and a blank white slate… before a loud thud pops in with the text "A NEW SOY PIXEL PLANET…"*
>This soytember is going to be HISTORICAL
*flashback to a jartycuck and soyteen protesting, yelling in unison "MR DOLLACHEV… TEAR DOWN THIS LARP GROUP FIREWALL…*
>SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
*montage of wiki nameFails making tons of new soy wiki articles*
>This soytember is gonna be… EPIC
*montage of several soyteens dying in the Soyim Games, before a mysterious nate smiles with a drawn bow, standing ontop of the body of a FDL janitor*
ITS GONNA BE THE ANNIVERSITY OF THE CENTURY…
*An agressive popup of the Soyversity logo and an explosion in the background, laughing pepes in the corners before cutting off to graph bar slop to show voting*
>This Soytember is going to be MUSICAL
*cut off to a stage, a zoom into band one which is playing the instruments to the music used in the video, and a cut off to the other side of the stage and and wideshot of a singing nate*
>This soytember will bring us together
*chuds and nates watching cytube together*
>AND BRING US APART
*Flashback to the soyim games and edit wars on the soy pixel planet*
>This Soytember will be absolutely A24 KINO!
*cutoff to a stage auditorium, in which a pepe, cobson, and feraljak with fancy tuxedos all take a seat*
THE SOYANNIVERSITY.