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I like playing with my poop in the bathtub
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they still didnt delete this board its like 5 months old now
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doll on the 'log
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY : THE SOY SONG COVER CONTEST

Hello Everyone!

It is time for The Soyjak Song Contest. A Contest for Soy Parodies of ANY SONG YOU'D LIKE! They are pretty popular on The Sharty, so it may aswell be possible that this competition could be a fun little event and also give some rewards to hardworking teens' !!!

AWARDS

A Soygem Pass
Soyjak Blog "Competition Winner Award" Tag
Temporary Award ## on The Sharty with the mention of which competition you won
The song of the winner is put in the hall of fame forever.
Possible to perhaps maybe (MAX a day because it is annoying) have it autoplay on /soy./ (Alternatively make a thread on /soy/ with the winning song from the contest to stay up for a bit.)

HOW MANY WINNERS?

There will be only one winner, submissions will be voted on by other teens'
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Hello. It is me again. Thank you again for making this event, and I love you all.

Never stop jakkin, Goodbye!
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Please don't delete this board after the event's over
Just hide and lock it please pretty please
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I hate the amount of mudslimes on this website. I'm glad that froot is getting rid of them.
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merry christmas
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Nigger hands made this board.
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final soyplanet canvas
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Here's to all those that remember the Soot era

In the days before ongezellig, when the colorjak war was ongoing, and before Cobson's status as a gem was recognized, we fought against the furry, brony, and hololive menaces.
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY : SOY HISTORY ART CONTEST

Hello again Everyone!

Today begins The Soyhistory Art Contest! For those that love making gems, would like to have their artwork be FOREVER within THE HALL OF FAME and get even more fancy rewards this is it! Perhaps even getting your own theme with the artwork you made… Maybe having it be put into a banner… Everything is possible however below you will find the rewards you will 100 percent get! You can make artworks about really anything related to Soyhistory. Below are some tips, perhaps making your art more about the history and less about the admins is a better idea, but I am not your dad and you can make an artwork about anything. Just make sure it is atleast in some way tied to the history, lore or people within the sharty. Otherwise it will NOT be counted as a valid submission. THREE people will have a chance at gaining some fancy rewards. You have until the 20th to make the art. However it is PERHAPS possible to extend the time if people really really need it.

SUBMIT YOUR GEMMY ARTWORKS HERE!
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SOYANNIVERSARY Ends SQQN

The Soyanniversary is gonna fully end in ~3 Days!
Still, here is a small reminder about the contests.
Both of the contests will also have their results be voted on by other soyteens.
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*sharts on your event*
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY, MORE INFO

The Soyanniversary is a 7-day long event; every day will bring a new contest, competition or something else!
This is a discussion board for The Soyanniversary, i am the main host of the event, Mist. Ask ANYTHING you'd like about it. You VILL enjoy this event.

Questions I Thought (YOU) COULD Ask about The Event

Will all the contests / events end after the 20th?
Nope, some contests or competitions will still continue due to them being artistic in nature / other reasons. It will only be that on the 20th we will celebrate the 4th anniversary of the party' and also stop having events everyday.

Can i get to know more about The Upcoming Events?
Everyday full descriptions of the new events will be sent out and you will be able to ask about the events which were already fully released to the public, there are obviously the titles of these events on the main poster but there should still be some sort of mystery towards upcoming events, don't (You) think?

Will this be an Annual Event?
If soyteens will enjoy this little event and it won't be a total catastrophic fiasco The Soyanniversary MIGHT become an annual thing!

What are The Rewards?
There are MANY rewards, additions of your creations into a yet unreleased "Hall of Fame…" Something on Soyjak.Blog, A Cool Award for EVERYTEEN' to see on the sharty next to your name, a small legacy within the sharty as a winner of a contest of this grand event, possibly even 5 questions to Froot himself… EVEN having your own board! (Albeit it is moreso of a community effort. But whatever. (YOU) VILL see SQQN what i mean by that. Oh and of course i forgot, many Soygem Passes for those who have yet to get them! (And with that, access to the exclusive /gem/ board!)

For some contests and events, there are naturally different Rewards.

Anyhow ontop of that If you'd like a more personal place to contact me, you can also use the Soyjak.Blog PM Feature or use this thread on it.
https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/soyanniversary-general.6468/
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lock yes or no
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i haven't used the shart in like 5 months what's the latest coal
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY : SOYPLANET

Hello Again!

The Soyplanet has been finally released to the public, sorry for the wait! :)

You can use this thread to discuss the event / make a thread on /soy/ or /soya/ about your projects and plans!

Gem it up!
https://planet.soybooru.com/
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Best media

We all know it’s George Floyd creepypastas and George droid type stuff
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VOTE NOW IN THE SOYANNIVERSARY BOARD BRACKETS!

>>>/soy/8616470
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YOU VVILL VOTE MURDER DRONES
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VOTE Murder Drones posters in favorite Soydemographic
VOTE Murder Drones in best media enjoyed by soyteens
YOU VVILL DO THIS!
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Shut down the 'anet it's coal now and only gonna get worse from here
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dont let trannies finish this ponytroon SLOP on the 'lanet
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY : SHARTY AWARDS NOMINATIONS

Hello Everyone!

Nominations for The Sharty Awards have BEGUN!
You can nominate whatever you'd like for the categories below. In about two days voting will start.

Favorite Nu-Variant (Made Around the last 12 Months.)
Favorite Variant
Worst Variant
Best Admin
Best Board (Excluding /soy/)
Best Splinter
Most Gemmy Raid
Favorite Soyfood (Sproke, Thrembos, etc…)
Favorite "Sub-Demographic" of Posters (Frogs, FPE Fans, Mameson Posters)
Favorite "Soy Artist / Influencer" (David Toughie, SPVA, Soytubers)
Favorite Booru Poster
Greatest Enemy of the Sharty
Best Soyproject (Large projects made by and for Soyteens.)
Best Website outside of the Sharty (so NOT Splinters but websites like Kiwifarms, rDrama, Encyclopedia Dramatica, SomethingAwful etc. Whatever it be.)
Best Media enjoyed by Soyteens (FPE, FNF, Baldi, Ongezellig, whatever autistslop you think is "Shartykultuur")
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY : THE SOYIM GAMES

Hello!

THE SUBMISSION PERIOD FOR THE SOYIM GAMES HAVE BEGUN! (YOU) Are now permitted to submit a single character for THE SOYIM GAMES… If your character wins, you could also win some rewards for yourself!

(((You VILL Submit The Character's Name, Gender, and also an Image.)))
EXAMPLE :
Name : Cobson
Gender : Male
Image : Cobson.jpg

The character should also be related to Jakking' Culture, /qa/ Culture, Imageboard Culture, whatever it may be just try to make it seem atleast SOMEWHAT tied to The Sharty. Have fun! The games will begin whenever there will be enough character submissions and the stairs will align or whatever like that yeah.
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*sharts on your birthday cake*
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY POLL

Welcome! Below you is a list of questions that you can or can also not answer if you wish to, perhaps It can be interesting to do an official poll about the demographics of The Sharty so it has been decided to do so as a part of The Soyanniversary!

==Note, this is NOT The Sharty Awards. It is a totally separate poll meant to collect different opinions and data from soyteens and to eventually publish everything, things like the average age, the continent you live in, general stuff that might be fun to check, this is 100% voluntary and the results will eventually be published in a nice sheet / image!

Some questions might be about general things but also about the meta of The Sharty!
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why is the planet down
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NIGGERRR INCREASE THE CANVAS SIZE TO 4096X4096 THIS IS TOO SMALL
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I nominate ongezellig for best media
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>mari kills dave, bambi and expunged
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Let's spam the raisin out of 4cuckles for our 4 year anniversary
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Why is the mod running this event a fucking ESL raisinskin
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Hello. My name is Soyjak. I am a mockery of a stereotypical "numale". Over almost 7 long years you guys have made me and my friends a encyclopedia for us, a place in internet history, and a special little party just for us. We really want to thank you for keeping this party going for over half of our existence, and we hope we have repayed the favor. Our survival in the vastly changing internet landscape is a testament to how much some things just don't change.
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We commend you, teens. And as always, keep on 'jakkin.
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Keep the Soya sharty texture forever

It looks way better than the boring blue generic background
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Frooty froot

I dont really know what inspired me to make this but I come home one day and decide to make this thing about Froot haven't even watched the movie. And if CobsonTALKS is reading this i tried to send this to you but idk how
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I nominate PINGAS MAN/PINGAS POSTERS for the demogrrrrapghics awards
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Best Place In Soysphere Award
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LARPING AS A REAL WOMAN

NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING! There once was a soyjak, a soyjak that always forgot to take his meds. Now, he's been set free and is roaming this website looking for his new victims. If you have seen this thread, you must immedietally respond with "Spare me feraljak", and then copy and paste this into a new thread along with pic related, or else your mother will die in her sleep.
No immunities work, including the immunity dog.>NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING!
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First
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Dead nigger website
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FROOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER GIVE US BACK RAID
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4 years on soon to be discord website award
>Integrity check failed. Make sure you have WASM and Javascript enabled.
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I SPENT 4 YEARS ON THIS FUCKING 4CUCK
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Erm saar not enough incentive for us existing /gem/cacas (the elite users of the site) to participate in the wiki edit competitiom as the rewards beyond the gem pass are somewhat meh.
I guess the 5 questions to Froot are kind of funny but I already fuck around with xim whenever I spot xim in a thread (admittedly a while ago) so it's quite a bit of effort for not m
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FOUR MORE SOY FILLED YEARS
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Froot should have done a competition to see who could draw the best on the the Oekaki heres a janny I made
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Nominate ChudGunner

VOTE CHUDGUNNER FOR BEST SOYFLUENCER
Reasons why:
1. Gemmy rips that cause both joy and seethe
2. Chud version of TrannyGunner (once keyed now gay)
3. Anyone can contribute
4. Almost all kinds of media can be joked about
5. It's fun
NOMINATE CHUDGUNNER NOW
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Happy anniversary bros!
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kill froot
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welcome post

hello i am alexander and i love soyjaks
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4 years of your chuddie little life wasted
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Bernd with a striped shirt: >The Sharty Sucks! Doompost Doompost Demoralize Demor-ACK! *thud sound effect*
This soytember is going to be…. GEMMY
*timelapse of the soy pixel planet… followed by a vinyl scratch and a blank white slate… before a loud thud pops in with the text "A NEW SOY PIXEL PLANET…"*
>This soytember is going to be HISTORICAL
*flashback to a jartycuck and soyteen protesting, yelling in unison "MR DOLLACHEV… TEAR DOWN THIS LARP GROUP FIREWALL…*
>SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
*montage of wiki nameFails making tons of new soy wiki articles*
>This soytember is gonna be… EPIC
*montage of several soyteens dying in the Soyim Games, before a mysterious nate smiles with a drawn bow, standing ontop of the body of a FDL janitor*
ITS GONNA BE THE ANNIVERSITY OF THE CENTURY…
*An agressive popup of the Soyversity logo and an explosion in the background, laughing pepes in the corners before cutting off to graph bar slop to show voting*
>This Soytember is going to be MUSICAL
*cut off to a stage, a zoom into band one which is playing the instruments to the music used in the video, and a cut off to the other side of the stage and and wideshot of a singing nate*
>This soytember will bring us together
*chuds and nates watching cytube together*
>AND BRING US APART
*Flashback to the soyim games and edit wars on the soy pixel planet*
>This Soytember will be absolutely A24 KINO!
*cutoff to a stage auditorium, in which a pepe, cobson, and feraljak with fancy tuxedos all take a seat*
THE SOYANNIVERSITY.
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First
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*raisins on your anniversary board*
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Auld Lang Syne for the 4th yr an
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if i dont win atleast one of these im killing myself
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY : WIKI CONTEST

The Soyjak.wiki Contest will last for 7 days, it will end on the 20th of this month, every edit that is considered a "Major Edit" will give you a point (So more than 500 characters in an edit), A new page that you created (with more than 2000 characters) / a page that you rewrote to fit more with The Soyjak Wiki's standards will get you 5 points.

Only SERIOUS edits will be counted in.

The contributors to the wiki with the most points will win and get some special rewards, which include :

A Soygem Pass
A Soyjak Blog "Competition Winner Award" Tag (Optional)
Temporary Award on The Sharty next to YOUR Name (Optional)
Of Course, a mention of you being THE WINNER on the wiki page of The Soyanniversary (Most fitting for the wiki of course!)
Some sort of mention that (YOU) were a winner of this competition on your user page.
And… Finally, 5 Questions to Froot.