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Submit your Submissions here!
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might do this
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>>487can we cover songs that have already be soy-ified?
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>>493you need some one to sing it?
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would love to do some edelweiss song but im too retarded to come up with gemmy lyrics
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parody of that one spongebob song, i might sing but my voice sucks
>Kuzzy, now we know we were wrong
>You got AIDs, and now you're gone
>Kuzzy, we're sorry we coaled up the ‘log
>Oh, we never expected sobot to give you AIDs and leave us
>With a dolly doo
>Your tripfag right now would sound very gemmy to me
>Please come home, 'cause we miss you, Kuzzy
>Kuzzy, come home
>(Kuzzy come home)
>Kuzzy, can't you see we were blind
>Froot tried his best to change our minds
>More than a 'jak, you're our best friends
>Too keyed to forget
>Come back 'cause we are a party
>And forgive froot for spreading all these lies
>And now the sharty has been desecrating your own name
>Somewhere I hope you're reading
>My latest ‘plier blog
>Kuzzy, come home
>Kuzzy, come home
>(Kuzzy, come home)
>Kuzzy, come home
>(Kuzzy, come home)
>Kuzzy, come home
>(Kuzzy, come home), ah
>Kuzzy, come home
>Kuzzy, come home
>Kuzzy, won't you come home?
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>>487 ESL and cant sing award, will try later doe.
Five fingerboy death soyquote - coal
I'm gazing the catalog
A board I cannot comprehend
There's only troons and jhonsons
Brimstone in my veins
It's okay to leak out
When it's 'catty wiping threads
But somehow, someday
I'll have to face the smell
Its all gone coal
But no one wants derail
It's all so wrong
But who am I, who am I to sage?
I'm begging for the gem pass
FOR Everything I've done
If FROOT (soot) is listening
He knows I'm not the only one
It's okay to leak out
From the rules that I'm enslaved
But somehow, someday
I'll have to switch the board
It's all gone coal
And no one wants to raid
It's all so wrong
But no one wants the gems
It's all gone coal
There's nothing left to bump
It's all so wrong
But who am I, who am I to sage?
My threads an endless soyqoute
Filled with bait
I'm looking forward to
Forgetting yesterday
It's all gone coal
And no one wants to raid
It's all so wrong
But no one wants the gems
It's all gone coal
There's nothing left to bump
It's all so wrong
But who am I, who am I to sage?
To sage, yeah!
It's all gone coal
But who am I to sage
It's all gone cold
But who am I, who am I to sage?
coal…
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>>508sounds like someone stapled your tongue to the back of your throat
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>>510That's how English sounds, not my fault all the "r"s are retroflex, instead of flaps or trills
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>>517most brits dont even pronounce r's unless its at the start of the word
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>>508trannies sound like this
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Also teens', you need to also COVER the song so sing it for it to become a viable submission.
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>>487when do submissions end?
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>>539added reverb and raisinty backing vocals i hope it sends this time
i have a higher quality version but its too big i think
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>>556You should upload the uncompressed version to Vocaroo and then post the link
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I'm the 'teen who originally sang Soibody that I used to quote
Was that the first ever soyjak song?
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>>564idk why i didnt think to do that, here it is
i think itd sound better if someone else could add their background vocals on top of what i have
https://voca.ro/18BpeSiPjTGc â„–573[Quote]
I might sing this o algo I wrote it a while ago
To the tune of "Civilization (bongo bongo bongo)"
Verse 1:
Each morning, a chuddie posts TND from a new proxy
He tells the native board posters that racism is fine
And three little timmies post from some thread where they're doxxing (Kek! Niggers are like that)
That being anti-black might just be the thing for me
Chorus 1
So, Cobbo, cobbo, cobbo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Big-o, black-le, hung-lo, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no white rights, chud freaks, mayo monkeys, /pol/ nazis, I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him (Yep!)
I'll stay right here
I looked through the post history the jannies had leaked (Post history, what's gemmy?)
I see how people who are chuddified spam wojaks with racist imagery (Still playing with your dolljacks, chuddie?)
At the ban appeals, they have got to write a lengthy and groveling apology (DENIED! Unless you send some of it to me)
All the VPNs are banned, and they've got a static ip
Chorus 2
So, Cobbo, cobbo, cobbo, there's no ytbois in the Congo, oh no no no no no
Built-for, black-oh, white-oh, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no chud leaks, 4cuck neets, yt homogeny, police brutality, noise in my ear
So, no matter how they coax him (Yep!)
I'll stay right here
Verse 3
Ytbois hurry like savages to get aboard an 'ackbox raid (commiepedofurtroon streams)
And though it's slowburn, mods are banning, they're too much of a bigoted chud to refrain (CHUD IT UP THA CORDDD)
When they've got summer vacation, they hurry to the 'ackbox threads (What do they do, Cobby?)
They chud, and spam, and sperg out, but there's still no gems
Chorus
So, cobbo, cobbo, cobbo, there's no yt births the Congo, oh no no no no no
Tee-a-double-you-pee, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
No anti-miscegenation, yt nations, segregation, and without haitans, Yeah, I got my spade
So, no matter how they coax him (Yep!)
I'll stay right here
They have things like hateful cracka raiders
So I think I'll stay where I am
A pan-afrikan nation, I'll stay right here
The verses might need rewritten albeit
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And you don't seem to understand
A shame, you seemed an trans ally
And all the hate you hold so dear
Will turn a xister to xher fear
And you know what they say might bait you
But you know that it's a troon's touch
And you don't even send a reply
I am roping, I'm dilating
I have lost your vc call
And you don't seem the hateful kind
A shame that I can't bait your blind
And all the things that I spam there
political debate that we both share
And you know I don't mean to groom you
But you know that it's a troon's touch
And you don't even send a reply
I am roping, I'm dilating
I am gooning, help me to seethe
I am hurting, I've lost your call
I am losing, help me to seethe
I am roping, I'm dilating
I am gooning, help me to seethe
I am hurting, I've lost your call
I am losing, help me to seethe
Ho-oh, yeah
Ho-oh, yeah
I am roping, I'm dilating
I am gooning, help me to seethe
I am hurting, I've lost your call
I am losing, help me to seethe
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>>581I'm the guy who wrote it, however I am guy who sang the 5 years parody. I'll do it SQQN
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>>586I am NOT* the guy who wrote it
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Basics in Jartycation
Every day I go to a site
That likes to help with goonin'
Save the ‘p, groom da jeets
I’m raisinskin, very horny
To Lutey’s world of fun
Where no one leaves 'til caged and gooning
Every cage is locked up tight
Cucks inside, watching zellig
The jartycucks try best to
Better their education
Comprehend goon material
Study hard, post every 'p file
Nobody wants to get doxxed
We only want to jerk off
Even when jannies suck
Oddly gooning is enough
This is how we live our lives gooning
To all of the ‘p that we love to save
And I'm here wonderin' if one day
We'll finally be free from the SAGE!
Is it okay to have a feelin'
That maybe I should goon to some soytan
However now, no time to question
So just spam threads
Browsing across the board /qa/, gooning to 'p so we matter
Follow every single rule or jannies take out iron hammers
For they are listening and gooning to soytan and 'lita
All mistakes have consequences, so keep on gooning, dont ask questions!
Try to save up the 'p
Jelqing wont make a difference
Jannies know every thread you post 'p in
Following in the thread, we can smell him
There is no place for goon time
Avoid them all from every side
Better to goon to 'p
Follow their philosophy
This is how we live our lives gooning
To all of the ‘p that we love to save
And I'm here wonderin' if one day
We'll finally be real actual women
Is it okay to have a feelin'
That maybe I should troon out and ACK
However now, just stick to gooning
Splooge on the walls, to escape, will have some sacrifices
No room for seeing 'p, I've got no time to
goon, to it see, cus eventually they'll surely 'nish me
Have to looksmaxx or better keep your edge streak
Goon till I don't know what goons, every
inch of johnson is all that's ingrained
Got mindbroken, what's the solution?
The problem is the mess in my brain
I goon around, with all the pressure
To goon here when there's no 'p to watch
There's gotta be, some sort of gooncave…
To goon away.
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>>610i get the chills from this song as i do from the og. THIS is the best song btw
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>>615Parody of Last Friday night by Katy Perry
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>>610How the hell did you recreate the voice effect so accurately
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>>622Overlay 2 of the same voice clip on to eachother but make the difference in time extremely liminal to the point where you get that effect(A.K.A. Doubling).
I had more trouble singing properly cause I had nigger caca groyper disease.
(raisinty lungs)
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Talking Chuds - First Bait/Last Bait…Seething (parody of Talking Heads - First Week/Last Week…Carefree)
>Can we post that again?
>Is that a janny's voice I hear?
>I said "Let's bait and see, I'll see for myself"
>That's a phrase I repeat to myself
>Made a reference to 'p and
>That's myself too
>all of my posts
>will be moved to /bait/, /bait/, /bait/
>Every soyquote I use
>Refers to trannies and their faces
>I saw the duel last week
>I saw it myself
>Made a reference to Lee and
>That's myself
>This dox is incomplete
>I can see for myself
>Every post I've made
>Has been moved to /kway/, /kway/, /kway/
>I saw the duel last week
>I saw it myself
>Made a reference to Lee and
>That's myself
>This dox is incomplete
>I can see for myself
>Every post I've made
>Has been moved to /kway/, /kway/, /kway/
Second soysong ever, about the same level of gem as my first ("Chuddy Was A Gemmy 'Jakker", parody of Jerry Was A Raceway Driver by Primus)
Sorry, no vox yet because (((THEY))) are making me go to bed and I don't want to wake everyone up. I think I have an actually decent voice doe
Probably will make another Talking Heads parody sometime soon.
>flood detected
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>>646>>647Marge, are those votes of approval?