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kernΓΌn g best tranitor
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>>22940even doe nihilma mog
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Who's the worst namefag? Who's the best? Who's the most boring user? Who's the most forgettable active member you can think of?
Personally, my favorite namefag is UltraSoyLord and my least favorite is the guy with the 9 paragraph signature.
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>>22940marge? did that twitternigger actually get hired?
β22946[Quote]
>>22940kernung isnt a schlog janny marge?
>>22943i fucking hate princesssparkles and i fucking hate blackhawk.
my favourite users are soygoy, basil, kernung, nihilma, aedra and wh15sky and weebhunter3000. they all have personality imo. and are just really funny guys in general, who are (you)r favourite users?
β22948[Quote]
>>22943Princessparkles and blackhawk are the worst. I'm the best but after me I like Aedra and USL I'd say.
β22949[Quote]
>>22946>soygoyfell off award
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>>22946Poom, did you really not know that kernΓΌng is a janny?
β22952[Quote]
>>22946Not all jannies have a label, some of them had a little yellow profile tag on their first day but Broot removed that feature. Nobody can see a janny label on my profile anymore but I can still delete posts and warn people.
β22953[Quote]
>>22952You also shit up my threads you fucking nigger
β22954[Quote]
>>22953I'm not KernΓΌng and I have never shat up any threads. Sorry to hear that's happening doe. KernΓΌng shat up a few of my favorite threads too
β22956[Quote]
>>22952I should add that I've never actually gotten to janny anything on there because nothing ever happens. I was actually excited when there were talks of raiding the site with jartycuck slopjaks because it would have actually given me something to do. Big nothingburger though.
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>>22950Who on the schlog even likes pokemon? Are you chestnaught?
β22958[Quote]
>>22955Marge, did he edit your post? I know there's an option for that.
β22959[Quote]
>>22958Look at the thread name, I'm not gonna willingly write that
β22960[Quote]
>>22951nigga recognised my posting style
>>22952oh shit, thanks for telling me.
>>22956yeah the schlog is pretty dead, in terms of having to moderate shit. its just an accessory badge tbh.
>>22955kernung is literally british. see
https://youtu.be/LmOeuPklHjk?si=SWZnReumLGGjOIdS β22963[Quote]
>>22962>ThereΒ΄s a big tournament thread and I didn't even have a hand in any of that.Geg I love that thread, it's fun to play the pokemon game and make them fight even doe I know absolutely nothing about pokemon
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>>22959Assumed so but I don't know you so I couldn't really gauge what you'd be willing to joke about. I understand now though.
β22965[Quote]
>>22960Why does he talk like such a third worlder then
β22967[Quote]
>>22965british people are third worlders
>ev&doe im british btw β22969[Quote]
>>22963I like PokΓ©mon but my favorites probably aren't viable and I dunno if I'd be good at it.
>>22966coolio
β22970[Quote]
>>22969I've never played a game, except one time I kind of played but I never finished one. It's fun though I wish I played it before
β22973[Quote]
go up
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>>22970I've played the main ones and a few side ones, though I have more I'd like to play. I'm replaying Legends: Arceus at the moment.
β22976[Quote]
go up>>22975
>I've played the main ones and a few side ones, though I have more I'd like to play. I'm replaying Legends: Arceus at the moment.
Interesting. Are they good?
β22977[Quote]
>>22949soygoy went through a character arc
how can he fall off when he only just begun?
>>22950chestnaught detected
β22980[Quote]
SoytanEnthusiast here just wanted to say that Broot should add /tan/ and /lgbt/ so I can describe my transition journey :3
β22981[Quote]
>>22977Nigger you are soygoy
β22982[Quote]
>>22981yep
i got tired of fucking moms
we on that passionfruit pack now
β22983[Quote]
>>22980KernΓΌng here just wanted to say that Broot should add some BB.C bvlls as jannies and demote me, we whiteboys don't deserve high placing positions lol, we must be sissified and be below them :3
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>>22956Honestly being a janny on there is the easiest job, nobody ever breaks rules lol
β22989[Quote]
Also It'd be nice to have a board hidden from the public so those who have accounts can better organize raids.
Not hidden from users, but hidden from guests and google ig
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>>22988pretty much seems like it
the schlog is le wholesome
β22992[Quote]
My only complain is blackedchick lowering muh social credits score
That's it I guess? I fucking hate this obnoxious captcha
β22993[Quote]
>>22990Glad you like it, xister!
>>22992Marge what captcha
β22994[Quote]
>>22992>blackedchick lowering muh social credits scoreHe does it to everyone so don't be a SLF and accept the tranny reactions chuddy, we're not ableist on the schlog
β22996[Quote]
>>22992i say we gang up on those two, blackedcock and princessparkinsons
β22997[Quote]
>>22996I'm following vampireparkinson because xhe followed me and I feel bad to unfollow.
β22998[Quote]
>>22993Le sharty one
>>22994I want my good goy points back! Karmawhoring is tiring you know?
β23000[Quote]
>>22998hi im soy goyman
did you know you can get updoots?
weebhunter says you can and so do i
but is blackcock taking them away from you, illegally? without your permission?
<bedda cawl soyl…
(he'll get your upvotes back in no time, all you have to do is pay me eight hundred bullion dallas)
β23001[Quote]
>>22998>I want my good goy points back! Karmawhoring is tiring you know?Lazynigger Broot won't remove them for some reason
β23002[Quote]
>>22976I like some of them but they're kind of goyslop. Especially Scarlet and Violet since it has neckbeards and a pooner. A lot of the early stuff feels pretty sovlfvl doe, I like the music in gens 4 and 5 especially. I also replayed Sword just the other day.
>>22977Yes hi hello
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>>23002Earlier*
Gen 4-5 isn't really early by any means lol
β23004[Quote]
How much shlog KARMA do you all have
β23005[Quote]
>>22991>Leaking because of a wordJob, work, hobby, pass time, helping around, job is the first word that came to mind, obsessedDEITY
β23014[Quote]
>>23006Favorite soysphere related NAS? Hmm. Good question. I don't know. Maybe those funny 'cado edits with hyperborean music and shit, those are good.
β23015[Quote]
>>23006Is Chud IAS or NAS? Chud if it is NAS.
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>>23017
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG DO BAITNIGGERS REALLY????????
β23023[Quote]
>>23017
You again? Go back to the zarty stupid retard
β23027[Quote]
>>23017
the rules are fairly simple.
don't break them.
β23032[Quote]
>>23028I am more or less sure than 'lita porn counts as 'P
Snopes ?
β23035[Quote]
>>23028Maybe just don't be a open Lolicon on the anti loli website?
β23036[Quote]
>>23029There's no Annoying Orange react on the schlog you tatertard
β23038[Quote]
>>23034
You really aren't helping your case nigger
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>>23034
Kill yourself
β23042[Quote]
>>23040Posted it again award
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>>23036no
but maybe with froots help we can make that happen
β23044[Quote]
>>23043soygoy noooo stop forcing your fruits on the schloooooooooooooooooooooooooog nooo stooooop
β23048[Quote]
>>23035Where on the website does it say that it's "anti-loli?"
β23049[Quote]
urgentcord woke up
β23055[Quote]
>>23050Doll banned him not broot.
He was faster than me
β23056[Quote]
>>23055Doll banned xhim for 10 years and then somebody else deleted xher from the entire site
β23057[Quote]
>>22943Kill troonmoder
I fucking hate him and would rather he just ACK
β23058[Quote]
>>22943>WorstBlackedhawk
>BestNagolbud
>BoringSoytran Enthusiast
>ForgettableIncelibate
β23060[Quote]
>>22943Gemerson's a good guy, his signature is long but that's not important he's a good guy
β23061[Quote]
>>23052Marge what did I say to make you doctos
β23063[Quote]
>>23058>>Boring>Soytran Enthusiastobsessed
β23065[Quote]
>>23058>>Worst>BlackedhawkWhere exaclty is blackedcock from? He's the biggest ESL but he says he's white
β23066[Quote]
>>23056either Doll or Broot.
Most likely Doll dough
β23074[Quote]
Get real, posting Lolicon """jokes""" nowadays is an instant FBI watchlist
All Lolicons do is lust over undeveloped and small girl bodies, joke about rape, groom kids and project their problems onto those who calls them what they are.
β23075[Quote]
Schlogdeities… we really own this board geg
β23078[Quote]
>>23074all lolicons are 'cord users
chop off their balls
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>>>>>>23058 (You)
>>>>>>Boring
>>>>>Soytran Enthusiast
>>>>obsessed
β23083[Quote]
>>23079Go back to /soy/ if you don't like it
β23085[Quote]
>>23077I think most people would consider it just self evident.
We follow the rules of the sharty, no 'P transitions into no promotion of pedophilia, and admitting you own 'P enters this line
β23087[Quote]
>>23085we dont even joke about it
its very serious
β23089[Quote]
>>23087Zelligtrannies operate on a different wavelength
β23090[Quote]
>>23089those coom brains just cant help themselves when they see a child
β23096[Quote]
>>23093Kill yourself nigger trying to derail this thread
YWNBAW and the schlog owns /g/
β23101[Quote]
>>23100He was banned you retarded faggot
β23102[Quote]
>>23099
Most western countries consider it 'P legally do-y
β23105[Quote]
What are the different eras of the shlog up until now ?
There was the first few days, then Doll came in and the shlog was added to the top bar for a few days until Froot got involved and it got removed, then there was a big empty coal time with the konata lee spamming threads until he got banned, then the shlog had a relatively peaceful time until it got added back to the top bar, and now, what are we in ?
It'd be good to make a timeline
β23107[Quote]
>>23105Gemmy era where gemmy users are joining every day, surely this is the perfect timeline.
β23110[Quote]
>>23105Slowburn era, things are slowly pilling up. Everything is pretty stable
β23111[Quote]
>>23110'cordtroons getting banned everyday, this is so /calm/
β23113[Quote]
>>23111they haven't banned soygoy though
β23114[Quote]
>>23113If xhe is an actual cordtroon, I'm fine with xher being banned. If she's not, I have no comments.
β23116[Quote]
>>23113>>23114im not, istanbul just hates me for no reason
probably because i dont agree with his weird political opinions or something
β23117[Quote]
>>23114also i am not a fucking woman
β23118[Quote]
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ADD NAMETROONING TO HERE SO I CAN USE MY HECKIN SOYTAN TRIPCODE THAT TOOK REALLY LONG TO MINE
β23121[Quote]
>>23116Your gifs are pretty 'cord already, pearman
β23122[Quote]
Namefag is the best user doebeit
β23123[Quote]
>>23114post ironic 'cord fakecel faggot, xe should get nuked AT ONCE
As we say in Germany, if thereβs a 'corder at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 'cordtrannies
β23124[Quote]
>>23121i get them from tenor
>>23120istanbul why do you hate me
β23125[Quote]
I think we should steal every GET that /g/ ever has. 25k isn't a GET but we'll easily steal it, same for 30k all the way up to 100k. If that doesn't take an eternity we can steal it too.
β23126[Quote]
>>23124Meds I'm soytanenthusiast
β23127[Quote]
>>23126i do not believe you
β23128[Quote]
>>23123I'm not sure man, is there any proof of him being 'cord? His gifs are really 'cord (mentioning reactions and such) but I don't know. What do?
β23131[Quote]
>>23130Nobody believed that anyways
β23132[Quote]
>>23131Good, do you forgive me for lying then?
Also, I kind of miss fem/Nigavil Rootist now that xhes gone.
β23137[Quote]
>>23134Eh, ban him I guess. Not much of value will be lost.
β23138[Quote]
>>23135I see that this is "Unimpressed 'tan_1.png," do you have more?
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>Saved
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>>23138It's the second one, out of the only 2 I have made a while back. Sorry sister
β23144[Quote]
>>23118How do I mine trips? I have a good one that looks like a name and is easy to spot but I want a cooler vanity one with my favorite PokΓ©ymans on it
β23146[Quote]
>>23144Use something like merikens tripcode engine.
https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=1w2TXGkH <- here's a download if you're on windows albeit it takes a good amount of gpu and cpu
β23147[Quote]
are we allowed to say βim [member] on the schlog and the accusations are falseβ or would that get you banned for namefagging?
β23148[Quote]
>>23147You can say whatever you want, I don't think jannies are gonna get mad for namefagging on the namefagging sites general
β23149[Quote]
broot you nigger why'd you ban me from the discord
β23150[Quote]
>>23149You didn't falseflag and derail enough raids on the sharty xister, you had to be kicked.
β23151[Quote]
>>23146even doe dat's a datamining virus or something
β23152[Quote]
>>23151Find it yoself den
β23153[Quote]
>>23152Not your link, I mean the program itself
β23154[Quote]
>>23149yeah I got banned too, this dude is a faggot
β23155[Quote]
>>23153It's on github doe
β23158[Quote]
>>23141Btw if you guys have ideas tell me
β23159[Quote]
>>23158Add registeration dates for popular namefags, I'm a nobody but princessparkles, Nihilma (You), X Immigrant, KernΓΌng, manmoder etc
β23163[Quote]
>>23162lifesucks as well and aedra I guess
β23164[Quote]
>>23158Why not, sounds namefaggy but I'll see
β23165[Quote]
>>23163That's the thing, it become quickly very arbitrary as to who to add or not
β23166[Quote]
>>23165Trvke I guess. Just add princessparkles she even has her own 'ki page
β23168[Quote]
>>23166xhe even has xher own I mean
β23169[Quote]
>>23165Make a catalog of the first 50 members. You can see what number a member is by the number at the end of their profile URL
β23170[Quote]
>>23169a catalog ?
You mean on the 'ki ?
β23171[Quote]
Also a lot of the first members never used their accounts it seems, I'm the earliest member after Broot to still use my account lol
β23172[Quote]
>>23169Most of the first 10 isn't even active though
β23173[Quote]
>>23159Don't forget about the best admin of the 'arty , Root xherself!
β23176[Quote]
>>23170Just add the most active members.
https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/&key=most_messagesFits for me because I want to be named but not seem like an SLF
β23177[Quote]
>>23175Oh damn he actually used his acount, nvm I'm not him, he gets the title
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>>23176Meh, that's best for the 'ki Ig, if someone wants to make a section somewhere for namefaggots
β23179[Quote]
>>23178There's a schlog part on the namefags page, so it already exists geg.
β23180[Quote]
>>23179ive always thought of writing about myself on there but i use the same name on the schlog for the βki
β23181[Quote]
>>23179Yeah but as time goes on, I think it'd be best to have a separate page for shlog namefags, in order to not coal up the "relevent" namefags page
β23182[Quote]
>>23180also im not obsessed about myself so its just a pipe dream
β23183[Quote]
>>23182I revised the schlog part a few days ago but didn't touch my description because I'm an unbothered aryan
β23184[Quote]
>>23182I revised the schlog part a few days ago but didn't touch my description because I'm an unbothered aryan
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>>23181I agree, put it on the schlog page and make it expandable. That's my idea
β23188[Quote]
>>23186He doesn't even do anything, obsessed nigger
β23189[Quote]
>>23188>THAT typing stylehi kernung. please stop forcing your selfinsert wojak. thanks.
β23190[Quote]
>>23189>>THAT typing styleI'm not kernΓΌng, did I really do a good job in impersonating xer?
β23191[Quote]
>>23172Well I'm one of the oldest members and
I still post so do it for me
β23192[Quote]
>>23190>>>THAT typing styleok sure pal. keep posting on twitter btw 🫶
β23193[Quote]
>>23192I really am not KernΓΌng albeit, I'm a turkish soyteen
β23195[Quote]
>>23105were still growing but we have a close tight knit community. were small enough we can categorise posters.
> good posterspoom (no bias)
aedra
weebhunter
kernung
soygoy
basil
wh15key, i like him but he blogposts too much. (βnoo you cant blogpost on soyjak blog website!!!β)
nihilma
doll
> posters who should kill themselvespoom
princesssparkles
blackhawk
(in)celibratepsycho
marioman7890
> mid postersrockwell
lifesucksthenyoudie
nigavil rootist
β23199[Quote]
>>23195why is poom both a good poster and a poster who should kill himself
β23200[Quote]
>>23199He doesn't like poom personally but knows that his opinion might not reflect the general consensus
IDK much about poom personally, I've never spoken to xim
β23201[Quote]
about poom, personally*
β23202[Quote]
>>23200he doesn't post much. 51 messages since april. i have about 500.
β23203[Quote]
>>23202500 since like may.
β23205[Quote]
haaaiiii :3 heeeeyy >~<
β23206[Quote]
why is literally everyone in this thread trashing blackhawk?? he's a very nice guy to me
β23209[Quote]
hey guys try to guess who i am (hint: i am a faggot)
β23243[Quote]
>>23195>baqqrih not in the "good posters" listshit opinion
β23257[Quote]
>>23141post-excommunication should be ecumenism era
β23289[Quote]
>>23256Leaf man is Xavier, Nate variant is Mark
β23290[Quote]
>>23195>> good posters>poom (no bias) You don't even have 100 messages you slf, I have 25x your post number and I don't even call myself a "good poster"
β23292[Quote]
>>23195>lifesucksthenyoudieFuck you faggot lifesucks is aryan
β23293[Quote]
>>23195>(in)celibratepsychoKill yourself faggot he is aryan too
β23298[Quote]
>>23202he said on his wikipage he doesnβt use the schlog alot, he is getting more active doe
β23317[Quote]
>>23304Ask broot, but you did technically ask to post some illegal material, even if it was to expose people
β23392[Quote]
Dead general award
β23555[Quote]
official /incel/ thread of sharty geeeeeeeg
β23625[Quote]
>>23580He was banned for making a joke in the joke thread btw
β23631[Quote]
>>23580>zellig barely ever appears on the site>like once a month>VOTE TO BAN ZELLIGmost organic schlog op like how can you believe that shit
β23632[Quote]
they failed to get it banned here so they moved to the blog geeeeg I wonder if broot will fall for that shit
β23677[Quote]
offsiter zellig trannygooner niggerfaggot above me
β23679[Quote]
We had a sovlfvl debate earlier on the schlog o algo
β23681[Quote]
Dead thread
β23766[Quote]
discord general
β23770[Quote]
>>23766how do I tranny react your post?
β23771[Quote]
The best users and Rot and Ultrasoylord because they actually make gems.
β23772[Quote]
>>23771t. either of those two
β23776[Quote]
>>22943gemerson trimmed it down to one line, it's over
β23777[Quote]
broory broor
β23786[Quote]
there are actual children on the schlog BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
β24510[Quote]
>>23786Says the user of nusoijohnson.shitty
β24528[Quote]
>>24514who are you and why did you get banned ?
β24639[Quote]
>>24514Root here (holy heckeroni le namefagging!) I emailed Broot a couple weeks ago about that "former admin Root AMA", it isn't me. He never got back to me, so either I have an old email or he just didn't see it. Though some guy larping as me probably can't do much worse to damage my image.
β24640[Quote]
I hate troonmoder. Can the jannies ban him please? Heβs annoying on here, and heβs annoying on the schlog
β24641[Quote]
>>24639Proof or I donβt believe you
β24643[Quote]
>>24641look at his email retarded faggot
β24686[Quote]
>>24641Every time I log in, I have to send 50+ emails to spam because someone signed me up for like 25 mailing lists. I want to abandon this email because roundcube blows but it's the only proof I have without a capcode.
Anyway if people want to fall for that larp AMA it's fine, as long as he's not saying "I" am a pedo or saying disparaging things against FRQQT or the staff.
Also the REAL proof is that you have a May 28th unread email from me saying as much. lol
β24692[Quote]
>>24686Make an account and dm Broot on the site, or Doll or Weebhunter, Broot is known to spend little time on the site
β24694[Quote]
>>24639he has a new email
β24824[Quote]
>>24686Root come to the site and hold an official AMA please!!!!!!!!
β24844[Quote]
Update : froot fucked with the reaction score system, it's gone
β24878[Quote]
>>24853I havent done one mod action you retarded schizo faggot. Broot can check the mod log and prove it.
β24933[Quote]
>>24853I'm fairly certain that it was Froot that was the one who was messing with
>muh reddit karmaSite hasn't gone to shit in any other way as far as I know.
β24954[Quote]
some obsessed faggot jartycuck reacted all my posts o algo and now I have -100B schlogit karma
β25065[Quote]
I am konata AMA
β25069[Quote]
>>24954is it the bwnoclìtty guy? he did it to mine too. mods rape this nigger now
β26029[Quote]
up
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I think J0el should make a blog account
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I want to have sex
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I CANT CONNECT TO THE BLOG
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
β27277[Quote]
Is there any mods here?
β27278[Quote]
Gemerald here I am gay and trans and built for big basil cock
β27279[Quote]
>>27278Can you help me contact a mod? A user of your site spammed a site I moderate with loli guro hentai, and I'd like for him to be removed
β27289[Quote]
up
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Dead thread
β27303[Quote]
shlog jannies are braindead
β27360[Quote]
yuriGOD banned
β27733[Quote]
>>27715why was Imperator banned?
β27753[Quote]
>>27715Actually I'm not that faggot thoughever, I just like saying that, I posted it on my profile too
>>27733He advertised a shitty splinter that he jannies on, IIRC.
β27759[Quote]
Schloggy down for anyone else?
β27765[Quote]
SCHLOGGY IS DOOOOWNN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
β27768[Quote]
Yeah, just woke up and itβs down.
β27772[Quote]
>raid board added
>schlog down soon after
once again 'cord fags are responsible for our downfall
β27774[Quote]
>>27772that was probably the culprit
β27778[Quote]
>>27777Wow, Basil, you got quads!
β27781[Quote]
>>27780I'm not sure we know, all we do know is that the Shlog is offline. No information from any admins currently.
β27782[Quote]
>>27781I wanted to see the results of the vote.
Ofc, I feel like Baqqrih is going to win the tourney
β27783[Quote]
I cant wait to see the results of the REAL vote between Soygoy and Weebhunter, itβll be a SQYGQY SVVEEP
Everyone in this thread is bvilt for dat bibisea btw
β27785[Quote]
>>27778is that what they're called?
β27786[Quote]
>>27785Yeah, "quad" as in four matching numbers. Commonly, there are also "trips" (three) and "dubs" (two).
β27788[Quote]
>>27783geg nigga weebhunter won in my insurrection geg
good bit ill say, ill stand down. thanks to jannies for not immediately nuking it i guess (they did try doe)
yes its me, soggy, weird seeing you all here without your names, i'm so bored im playing minecraft waiting for the schlog to come back up, speedrunning the game rn got diamond pick and iron armour within like an hour of gameplay spawned right next to a fucking village geg
β27789[Quote]
>>27788when i say playing minecraft i meant in singleplayer 1.7.10 no mods completely vanilla kill the enderdragon
β27790[Quote]
>>27786oh thanks i didn't know that but i knew what they were called
β27791[Quote]
>>27781>>27775Since the schlog is down, I can train o algo. That, and I gotta finish up on my drawing.
Idk when it's going to come back up again, but I'll see yall there when it does.
β27793[Quote]
>>27792Why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person?
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armalite here im aryan all of you are shitskins
β27797[Quote]
Why is shlog down
β27799[Quote]
>>27797We still don't know.
β27801[Quote]
so do we just use this as our discussion thread for now? i guess? anyways im so bored im gonna start drawfagging and then send footjob a little gift <3
if anyone else wants to drawfag be my guest, im drawing tomoko, someone else can draw uhh idk fucking justin timberlake i got this feelin inside my bones it goes electric wavey when im in the zone
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>>27803>>27804posted it twice award
β27806[Quote]
>>27805unintentional though
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WHERE IS MY NAMEFAG HELLWHOLE FILLED BY FAGGOTS AND ARYANS WHERE THE FUCK IS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>27808no, its me, soggy.
yeah im a drawfag geg
β27810[Quote]
>>27809Draw a boxing 'plier
β27814[Quote]
>>27810There are enough neutralpliers, some threads look like the same person talking to himself.
β27815[Quote]
>>27813quoted the wrong post fvck
β27816[Quote]
>>27813why does he always do this
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>>27814I want the classic 'plier. Not a neutral one.
β27818[Quote]
>>27813Soggy needs a new e-gf NOW! He was already going down on sparkles's gock before she dumped him (even tho she didn't know they were dating)
β27819[Quote]
>>27813no i just want a good excuse to draw
impressing a girl is just a bonus usually im busy trying to impress men
β27821[Quote]
>>27809shitskin troon YWNBAW
β27822[Quote]
>>27819Impress me with your drawfaggotry, soggy.
>>27810>>27817Do this.
β27823[Quote]
>>27820thank you basil
man the entire site is dying guys soyjak just went down, on soyak now.>>27820
β27825[Quote]
>>27820Can we see your pufferfish, basil?
β27828[Quote]
>>27825it's very small… 2-3 inches
i don't think it'll grow any larger
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>>27828can i have it plz?
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>>27828He's such a sweet little guy, make sure to take care of him.
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if the schlog shuts down i will actually kill myself
i will become lonely, depressed and without any friends.
i will actually. kill myself.
- princessparkles
β27835[Quote]
>>27834something tells me this isn't actually parkles
β27836[Quote]
>>27834just make jakblog.soy if the slug shuts down though
β27839[Quote]
froot can't even run the servers of his own website with how slow it is geg
β27840[Quote]
who wants to see my boobs
β27841[Quote]
^
β27842[Quote]
>>27840SHOW ME YOUR TITS I'M SO BORED AND HORNY !!!!!!
β27843[Quote]
>>27840soygoy we don't want to see your flabs okay dude
β27844[Quote]
cordcuck above, froot broot ban him
β27846[Quote]
>>27842>>27840COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD KYS
β27847[Quote]
>>27843HHAHAAHHAAHAHAHH GEEEEEEEG
β27849[Quote]
>Post your complaints, suggestions, thoughts about the schlog, document history of it, et cetera. I aim for this to be basically the reverse of the kiwifarms sharty thread.>>27834If schlog is gone for good then I don't know where to post updates about my Megaman Chud fangame anymore, I've posted in 'ru and maybe 'tube and other site forums but other than that there seems to be nowhere to post.
https://soybooru.com/post/view/78989 β27851[Quote]
>>27850
ah yes the jannies have to approve it first how wonderful they get to decide if my drawing is worth being seen or not GEG
β27855[Quote]
>>27801present for footjob, you told me you drawfagged and i drawfag too but you said you weren't good at it, hopefully this inspires you to drawfag with me if you'd like.
did i do good?
β27857[Quote]
>>27856
i deleted it myself because i missed the mouth colouring
β27858[Quote]
>>27853and the soyjak.blog is still down.. very sad :(
β27859[Quote]
>>27854geg can't believe people use the smittical edit geeg
what is a boxing plier, saar?
β27860[Quote]
death to pedos
β27861[Quote]
>>27859newGOD… I-
Make a boxing drawing using this 'jak
β27863[Quote]
>>27855Nigga what is this
β27864[Quote]
>>27863i guess thats a no then
aww oh well, i'll get better next time o algo
β27865[Quote]
>>27855bro think he a drawfag like rhubarb, rot, xiuh, n sleep_chud😭😭😭
β27867[Quote]
>>27864get back to learning anatomy chuddy
β27868[Quote]
well FJ has to show me her drawings now surely they are better than mine
β27870[Quote]
>>27855also why did you give her huge tits
β27871[Quote]
>>27867i mean i get it, i suck at drawing hands but everything else is fine to me, i dont see what the big issue is
i mean it's probably one of my best drawings yet, it's got detail, pose, perspective.
looks like i'll have to wake up tomorrow and find out
>>27870she has boobs in the references i used, does she not have boobs?
β27873[Quote]
>>22917i drawfag betterer (parkles)
β27874[Quote]
>>27870HWABAG managed to brute force Tomoko into being the anime girl of the forum, unbelievable really.
β27877[Quote]
>>27871the perspective is terrible stop baiting
β27878[Quote]
man i drew something i was pretty proud of today, but i guess it just looks like something chris chan would draw. yeah. i should probably give up, art is just not my thing, i dont even think FJ would like this, and its a shame im not getting any constructive criticism from the masters or anything, but oh well. ehh well it was fun atleast.
β27879[Quote]
i am no oneβs ex bitchass hES BEEN IGNORING ME IVE DMED HIM FIFTY TIMES AND HE IFNOREDNME ALL TIMED
β27880[Quote]
Guys guess which shlogcaca am I
β27881[Quote]
>>27878This is the soygoyiest post that's ever soggied, the typical dejected attitude really sells it for me. All it would need is to have been stretched to at least 2 paragraphs and it would have been chef's kiss.
β27883[Quote]
>>27863>>27865>>27867>>27870>>27873>>27877FUCK OFF I WANT SOGGY TO DRAW MY BOXING PLIER
β27884[Quote]
>>>27878
>This is the soygoyiest post that's ever soggied, the typical dejected attitude really sells it for me. All it would need is to have been stretched to at least 2 paragraphs and it would have been chef's kiss.
geg and add a rant in the middle about a separate topic
(parklle)
β27885[Quote]
i'm probably gonna get banned for an hour for avatarf*gging as garfield & friends but this is a safe space guys
β27886[Quote]
>>27878>i should probably give up artjust go read a drawing book geg
>>27880nigavil rootist
β27888[Quote]
>>27882pls do geg
>>27883its not happening. my license to draw has rightfully been revoked, honestly i dont see the problem but the fact that i don't see any issues is dangerous, i should never drawfag ever again.
>>27886>just go read a drawing book gegi read lots of them but you guys aren't telling me what i did wrong specifically
β27890[Quote]
>>27885You can avatarfag in general threads and nothing will happen.
β27891[Quote]
>>27888We all start somewhere.
β27893[Quote]
>>>27882
>pls do geg
>>>27883
>its not happening. my license to draw has rightfully been revoked, honestly i dont see the problem but the fact that i don't see any issues is dangerous, i should never drawfag ever again.
>>>27886
>>just go read a drawing book geg
>i read lots of them but you guys aren't telling me what i did wrong specifically
wait whoβs this and what drawing bc i can totally help im good at advice
β27895[Quote]
>>27871>does she not have boobs?no lmao!!!!
what reference did you use doe?
β27896[Quote]
>>27891i would tsmt react this
>>27895i just googled tomoko and picked a few at random
β27897[Quote]
>>27896she's cute but i would never stain my search history with that garbage
β27899[Quote]
>>27898BROOOOT MAKE MY BED FOR ME!!!!
β27900[Quote]
>>27897what
marge
>>27898can you get us the site back im literally embarassing myself offsite this is not wholesome look what you made me do
β27901[Quote]
>>27898BROOOOOOT CHANGE MY FISHTANK'S WANTER NOWWWW!
BROOOOT TURN THE WATER INTO BRACKISH WATER NOWWWWWWWWW THAT ISN'T MY JOB!!!!!!!!
β27903[Quote]
>>27899no
>>27900the site is never coming back. i ran rm -rf /
β27904[Quote]
>>27901SaltGODs MOG freshfags
β27905[Quote]
>>27855Not my drawing style that I'm familiar with but I'll give some criticism.
Body too asymmetrical
Fingers look funky (thin on the bottom and fat on the top)
Hands look off.
β27906[Quote]
>>27903Nigga no isn't an option !!!! get over here now Brooty or else I'm gonna rape your girlfriend.
β27907[Quote]
>>27905>Fingers look funky (thin on the bottom and fat on the top)Hands look off.
is this really what's wigging people off so much? my inability to draw hands? okay geg
β27908[Quote]
>>27903Why isn't the site coming back? It was the only social interaction I got
β27912[Quote]
>>27908because you're too old to be a virgin. have sex, incel
β27913[Quote]
>>27904i am probably incapable for caring for a saltwater tank.. first of all, i live nowhere near the ocean.
there's a sort of "high risk high reward" for saltwater tanks.. as salt water fish and corals look stunning and beautiful.. way more cooler than freshwater… but it's also super hard to take care of for beginners and intermediates.
β27914[Quote]
>>>27892
>I mog him
hi xixi
β27915[Quote]
>>27913no idea why nermal was spoilered but ok i guess
β27916[Quote]
>>27912I can't; I'm a retard autist so women don't like me
β27917[Quote]
>>27912I can't; I'm a retard autist so women don't like me
β27918[Quote]
>>27913no idea why nermal was spoilered but ok i guess
β27919[Quote]
^doubleposting faggots above, no forum etiquette
β27920[Quote]
>>27915>>27916>>27917>>27918this board is so unbelievably glitchy… maybe it's the website.
β27923[Quote]
>>27913You don't need to live near the ocean; just go to a saltwater LFS
Almost all saltwater animals are imported from the tropical West-Pacitic
β27925[Quote]
>>27924Frootcord VC esex session, just let them have their fun
β27926[Quote]
actual broot here. when the site comes back up i'll ban watamote because bocchi the rock is better. if HWABAG, footjob don't change their avatar to bocchi then they will be permanently banned
β27928[Quote]
>>27924he just disappeared.. apparently nilhimina was demoted and then the website was taken down, he said this in the soyjak.blog thread on /soy/
but that could have been an impersonator..
β27929[Quote]
>>27922so if i fix the hands and fix it up a little i guess it'll be fixed?
β27930[Quote]
>>27926broot would never be a bocchi the reddit fan
β27932[Quote]
>>27873>>27879>>27884your constant attentionwhorring is the reason why barely anyone wants to talk to you, let alone soygoy. i get it, you miss your ex, but you have to let him go.
β27933[Quote]
>>27928you're illiterate, he said he *thought* he got demoted and banned and hadn't realized until going on the party that that wasn't the case and that the blog was just down for everybody
β27935[Quote]
>>27926Nublogcaca forgot Alextremo
β27936[Quote]
>>27929Her body and her neck too
β27938[Quote]
>>27935nobody cares about you alextremo
β27939[Quote]
guys stop talking abt anime
😒
β27940[Quote]
>>27931Nobody cares abt your obsession w a fake girl bitch nigga
β27941[Quote]
>>27931ahh so i have officially reached mad because big boobs level of talent and have pissed off an autist using my creative liberty instead of adhering to accuracy
β27943[Quote]
>>27933oh sorry ok i guess
>>27923the thing is I DON'T HAVE ANYYYY
AND IF THERE IS SALTWATER FISH WHICH IS RARE THEY'RE LITERALLY ONLY SMALL CLOWNFISH
β27945[Quote]
>>27928Nihilma wasn't demoted. He just thought he was because the site shut down.
β27947[Quote]
site back up
β27949[Quote]
>>27941>madyou just drew her wrong, nobody is mad, at least I don't think anybody is.
>>27940if you don't care about xer then don't get upset when people point out you drew xer poorly
β27950[Quote]
>>27947It must feel good to be a fucking liar
β27954[Quote]
we've probably increased the PPH on this board like 10x..
the refugee crisis is real.
😓😓
β27955[Quote]
>>27928Meds I wasn't, I THOUGHT I was until I realized the site was just down.
I'm dumb mb
β27956[Quote]
>>27949>if you don't care about xer then don't get upset when people point out you drew xer poorlyi thought people were calling my art bad tbh i dont care that i gave her big boobs and there are some inaccuracies i actually do not care
β27957[Quote]
Venezuelan shitskin pedophile bellow btw
β27958[Quote]
>>27909dada said to only share them with the DM.
Have you guys found a DM yet?
β27959[Quote]
>>27956If that's the case, then draw my boxing 'plier.
β27960[Quote]
>>27959he's not gonna do that.
β27961[Quote]
>site back up
YOU LIAR
β27962[Quote]
>>27959what is a boxing plier i dont get it
β27963[Quote]
>>27954/g/ is a 5 board plan board so it usually get like 10 posts an hour so its one of the more populous ones. Marge.moe says its at 105 rn
β27964[Quote]
>>27958Iβm not sure who is GMβing. Maybe me idk?
β27965[Quote]
>>>27958
>Iβm not sure who is GMβing. Maybe me idk?
i still havenβt figured out how to make the profile pls how do we play this can you post a tutorial for the entire game when the servers up
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>>27964I understand why not to share it publicly because it might spoil the backstory but I understand if you donβt want to.
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Mandatory plier post btw.
Anyway since my thread on /soy/ got deleted by leaking jannies I'll post my blog here
Went to the gym and it sucked because it was full at 6pm, never going back at that time, I'm sticking to the morning.
Anyway it's 41 degrees celcius outside and I'm cooking from the inside
β27969[Quote]
>>27967i cant really draw uh, jaks, but i'll try
β27970[Quote]
>>27965Go to game masters vault
β27971[Quote]
Anyway gn shlogsisters, I hope brooty broot has a surprise for me in the morning in the form of a functionning website or something.
β27972[Quote]
>>27968nobody on the schlog goes to the gym, meds & bibisea.
who are you?
β27976[Quote]
>>27972'hilma
I go to the gym because it's healthy oder etwas
β27978[Quote]
>>27974Are you the brother of
>>27973 ?
β27981[Quote]
Ρ Ρ
ΠΎΡΡ ΠΏΠΈΡΡΡ
β27983[Quote]
what are your predictions for the two tournament votes that were meant to happen today?
β27984[Quote]
>>27983I saw xiuh was in the lead
baqqrih would win by a landslide
β27986[Quote]
>>27985nigga u just beat ur dick didnt u
β27987[Quote]
>>27986:( it's broot's fault
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>>27855does this appease the tomoko autists
im keeping the short skirt though fuck you geg
β27989[Quote]
>>27988in hindsight while i was unable to figure out what people meant by "what is this" i guess i realize how i screwed up now, the lack of breasts combined with the few changes i made here and there produced a far better looking piece than the previous one especially when compared side by side.
forgive me for not knowing enough about whatever tv show she's from i just assumed she had big boobs i guess, which tbh in hindsight it was way easier to draw without.
β27990[Quote]
>>27989>>27989>>27989posted it again award
β27991[Quote]
We tomokotrannies are women lol
>>27989Nice konata drawing
β27992[Quote]
>>27988Where is my boxing 'plier, chud?
>>27967 β27993[Quote]
>>27991that counts im taking it
n3v3r take n0 for an answer!!!
always fix mistakes! n shit!!
>>27992its coming make sure to yell at me when i make the abs too humongous geg
β27995[Quote]
>>27992FJ isn't even in this thread he's just appeasing another women who won't see this
he won't draw ur boxing plier
β27997[Quote]
>>27992FJ isn't even in this thread he's just appeasing another women who won't see this
he won't draw ur boxing plier
β27998[Quote]
>>27995yeah im not drawing it
psyche nigga im fucking drawing it GEG
you VILL get your boxing plier o algo
β27999[Quote]
>>27967do you want me to make it so that the plier is looking downwards but eyes are towards you while he's covered in blood wearing boxing gloves or do you want him to box another variant if so which variant
β28001[Quote]
>>28000my biggest art critic is hwabag
im keeping the trumpet fuck you its funny geg
trumpet
GEEEEEG
β28003[Quote]
>>28001xhe's not hwabag but xhe's still right doe
β28005[Quote]
>>28002
is the joke that you dont actually want it or what
β28006[Quote]
>>27999I want xim to box massjak
β28007[Quote]
^all hwabag above me
β28009[Quote]
>>27989where is her lower left leg connecting to it looks odd
β28010[Quote]
i am getting extremely tired
it is not looking good for boxing plier chads
β28012[Quote]
>>28011im the slf? seriously?
β28014[Quote]
>>27855You need a lot of practice, also try not to make it too off-model, you look like a gooner
-drawtroon
β28015[Quote]
>>28014>Didn't read the rest of the thread awardAnyways, uhh, what now?
β28016[Quote]
hey soggy your art is fine
is what an idiot would say
xiuhcoyotl and weebhunter3000 won lil bro
β28017[Quote]
>>27828i forgot guyssss what should i name it??
β28019[Quote]
>>27828Aw, thanks for sharing a picture, Basil. Cute little thing.
β28020[Quote]
>>28018this board is literally dead rn of course that's the award i get
😒😒
β28021[Quote]
>>28017I think you should call him Herbert.
β28022[Quote]
>>28017Name it Steve because you should think about me every time you go to feed it.
β28023[Quote]
>>28022>>28021"herbert" made me think of "herman"
i'm naming him herman that sounds like a cool name.. very aquatic name!!
β28025[Quote]
why has broot forsaken us?
β28026[Quote]
>>28025He lost the mandate of 'lent and now its some teen's responsibility to rebirth the shlog from the ashes
β28027[Quote]
Inb4
>BRQQT is the sixth admin of the website
β28028[Quote]
>>28027What a surprise, an homosexual wordfilter
β28035[Quote]
I'd imagine we'll finally be hearing some new information on why the site is down within the next hour or two. Doll, if he's not already home, should be getting home within that time.
β28036[Quote]
stif cocks
β28038[Quote]
>>28035Why should DOLL be the one to give out this information? Why not X Immigrant or Weebhunter3000?
β28039[Quote]
>>28038I've no clue why X or Weeb haven't, but since they haven't as of yet, I'd say relying on Doll would be our best bet.
β28040[Quote]
I'm gonna go to bed and the site better be back up when I wake up or acking
β28041[Quote]
>>28039i think it's a domain issue, something only broot has access to
β28043[Quote]
>>28041I thought he'd only be gone for a week, doe. He should be getting back soon, right?
β28045[Quote]
>>27943Go to a saltwater specialist store then; they have fish
β28046[Quote]
Where am I going to post my Shit nobody cares about enthusiast daily blogposts?
-GemersonLakeAndPalmer
β28050[Quote]
>>28035Seems I was wrong. Well, what's their deal, then? No communication at all for a day with any of us? You'd think at least that X Immigrant, having been given the admin role to, y'know, FILL IN for Broot, would just hop into this thread or one of the ones on /q/ and say his thoughts for a moment, so we know what's going on with the site. Very strange.
β28051[Quote]
>>28050There's no way for him to prove that he is in fact X Immigrant and I don't believe he has any contact with Broot outside of the Schlog. This is coming from a janny.
β28052[Quote]
x immigrant here. idk wtf happened but im emailing hostinger.
β28053[Quote]
>>28051That's true, I guess you're right.
>>28052Ah thanks man, geg
β28054[Quote]
and I don't have access to any sort of platform for managing our networking, Broot's the only one.
β28055[Quote]
>>28054I see. Well, thanks for saying something.
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β28061[Quote]
>>28060Iβll keep it a secret or share it to the possible GM.
β28066[Quote]
It's still fucking down?
- Xiuhcoyotl
β28067[Quote]
>>28066Yup. Well, how's that wonderful drawing progressing?
β28069[Quote]
>It's still fucking down?
>- Xiuhcoyotl
Yeah, I think it's truly over, someone has revived chuds life and weebhunter is currently on it, but it is quite dead with like 3 posts per day.
β28070[Quote]
>>28069Oh, it's actually back up? I might check things out over there for some moments.
β28071[Quote]
>>28068Go join the other 41% you tranny
- Xiuhcoyotl
β28073[Quote]
>>28067Sorry man, I've been busy today. I'm continuing it rn tho.
β28074[Quote]
>>28073Well, no rush, of course. At the rate of which the Shlog has been down, you might complete the whole thing by the time it goes back up, ha!
β28075[Quote]
>>28074That's if I got time left to spare.
β28083[Quote]
The site's still down, I wonder what this means for us, exactly. I'm hoping they'll get it back up soon otherwise us namefags just have nowhere to go but this one g thread geg
- soggy goggy
β28084[Quote]
>>28014>>28015im guessing hopefully you saw the better version i did o algo. I probably shouldn't have gone off model even though I wasn't all to aware of what the character even looks like, I mostly just see people posting headshots and the refs I found were confusing so I just gave her big boobs, but not really for gooner reasons, I know if I did so, the tie would have something to sit on and therefore, I could make the tie flow outwards and then flush down, was constantly looking for ways to improve my perspective skill, so I made the hand face towards the camera ish and the skirt go up a bit. I also wanted to practice doing hands, I got one of them right on my second try but the other is still a bit iffy, I used my own hand as reference ofcourse, I have a mirror, so I just posed myself in the mirror and copied what I saw. Overall, I'm not that great at drawfagging and maybe I should just stick to drawing tits on characters that are supposed to have them, but the whole reason why I did in the first place was to make sure that my drawing wasn't too stiff, that it wasn't just a face forward looking bland drawing, that it had emphasis on direction and volume and detail. I know its not perfect but I really did try my best so I'm hoping people will accept the fixed version over the first one. That version being
>>27989 β28085[Quote]
>>28084is this the most soygoyiest soygoy post you've ever soygoyed?
β28091[Quote]
>>28089yeah we also goon to fpe
β28094[Quote]
>>28093what else are we supposed to do
the only thing stopping us from degeneracy is gone
β28095[Quote]
>>>28093
>what else are we supposed to do
>the only thing stopping us from degeneracy is gone
Sorry, schlogxissa, but your site isn't coming back, time to move on, guess you've learned your lesson that being affiliated with dramawhore cordtroons isn't a good idea.
β28096[Quote]
>>28095bait used to be believeable o algo
β28098[Quote]
>>28096sorry my oldfrogcaca but your site isn't coming back, it's as dead as the creativity in soiculture now and you deserved it.
β28102[Quote]
bro iβm having withdrawals my blog is so empty and lonely
β28103[Quote]
>>28102same
i felt genuinely depressed for a while but im starting to get over it, i'll have to go alone again and be my own best friend.
β28104[Quote]
soygoy on life support right now
β28105[Quote]
>>28104hey guys soygoy here i wanna tell you about my minecraft playthrough on 1.7.10 right now, i had the craziest luck ever and recorded all of it, i spawned right next to a village, which has an end portal like right next to it and the nther fortress was extremely close holy fuck lois
β28107[Quote]
>>28106the fucking ":3"
geg
β28108[Quote]
>>28102>>28103Go find other forums that isn't plagued with retard ass site wars, or maybe just find any hobbies more productive than gooning to FPE.
>>28106More dumbass dramas, exactly what schloggers need KEK
β28110[Quote]
>>28108>Go find other forumsyou dont get to tell me what to do, i doubt there are any other forums like the schlog anyways, if there were you would recommend some but you just want to be a nuiscance as always, and for what, because
>site warthis is entirely your doing btw, the schlog doesnt start drama, its just people like you hating it for no reason.
>maybe just find any hobbies more productive than gooning to FPE.got anything better to do than spamming gore and posting cado all day?
yeah i thought so. we're literally in the same boat buddy, why are you trying to sink us, are you crazy?
β28111[Quote]
>>>28108 (You)
>marge what site wars or dramas has the schlog ever been in
schlog has been a part of the turboautistic sharty-splinter-dacord-frogtroon war since broot start asskissing fr00t, just looks at their banned user list and you can see how many hostile offsiters they've banned
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>>28111>just looks at their banned user listt. volker
womp womp
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I left the schloggy
Can I come back once it goes back online? I'm, like, bored, or something
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>>28113I don't know can you?
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>>28114I don't know, can I? Don't want to get, like, banned for, like, multiaccounting, like, you know? That's, like, outside my control, dude, or whatever
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>>28115I don't know, can you? You'll have to read the rules about that, bud.
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so it REALLY did get taken down for the raid board
holy shit X immigrant is fucking retarded what a fucking faggot cock socket
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>>28117frqqt fire his ass now
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>>28117I won't be surprised if X immigrant ended being a sleeper cell, usually I'd call that bullshit but there's no other plausible explanation than that.
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>>28119hes literally an X immigrant
its in his fucking name
we are so braindead
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>traitoro was a… traitor?
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parkles here again guys can we play css on thursday night at 11pm GMT bc thatβs when i can only play and like what if the shloggy isnβt back yet
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>>28125No.
BLEED OUT MUDSLIME
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fix da schlog now or im making my own splinter o algo and calling it the soyrum
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>>28132make it anyways
name it jakblog.soy
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>>28133i dont wanna be a jloggy cuck
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>>28137Spas isnβt this smart
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Bvmo
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Ok if the schlog gets back up, we need to immediately archive everything to prevent such a scare. We need to follow these steps:
>1. Make an account on the Internet Archive and log in with the account.
>2. Get the link you want to save and post it in the Save Page Now textbox and click "Save Page"
>3. Select "Save Outlinks" and "Save screen shot", deselect "Save error pages (HTTP Status=4xx, 5xx)"
>4. Wait for the page to be saved, although this will take slightly longer because you are saving more pages with the "Save Outlinks" option enabled.
>5. Head over to archive.today or any of its variants (like archive.ph)
>6. Archive the page on ghostarchive.org for extra security.
If you can think of any other websites similar to the three I mentioned, then archive things there.
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>>28146archive my schlog eben doe soygoy already put my page on the wayback machine for some reason
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Anyway uhh see you fuckers later today o algo asΓ, need to abuse bugs on modded gen 3 pokemon games
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>>28146as soygoy i already do this although in a much primitive form, i was working on an archiving bot but gave up after realizing just how obsessed it is, so instead i had a much simpler solution, i am online most of the time and talk in threads a lot and have upwards of 800 ish threads saved to my inbox.
i tried wgetting, curling, i did manage to save a fuck ton of shit once but gave up due to realizing how long it would take and how wget wasn't saving the css files and how, well, how much i just didn't really care.
once the site gets back up, i can make a full archive if you'd like, the entire site saved and all you have to do is wget it with recursion on.
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>>28151Oh hey soygoy, it's me GemersonLakeAndPalmer, my blog wasn't perserved on the Wayback Machine sadly. It's so over.
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>>28152sorry i didnt archive your blog because i never commented in it sad face
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THE SITE CAME BACK UP
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BROS
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>>28158its not up we're not falling for it again
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>>28160Yeah, I'd guess if it can't find any connection then it might not even show a "disconnected" or "offline" page.
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Make every board /raid/ and devote all the server resources to hosting baby bot as revenge
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bros im so bored what do we do
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well it isn't looking so good, their email is ran by AI. Shemales are so irrelevant.
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Froot said he and Broot are working on fixing things up. Trvst the plan o algo
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>>28171lol, it's obvious I won't have anything to do with the site anymore.
Sorry, everyone. This board seemed like a fun idea for anyone mad that sharty /raid/ was gone. We tried to stay out of the picture of any conflict, I didn't think we'd get tied up in this mess.
I was trusted, and I failed. My only hope is that I can keep moderating the site.
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>>28172you should leave out of shame
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schloggy back up btw
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>>28176Woah, it actually is!
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wrap it up, guys, we're so back
https://soyjak.blog/index.php β28179[Quote]
if the site's administration isn't retarded they will boot out X immigrant NOW
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post 666 award
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ban the calls, it will turn the site to shit if allowed as a regular thing
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I am sorry for leaving for no reason and causing a chain reaction of other established users leaving btw lol
or something
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sparkles
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we lost yet another user today
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>>28546for every user leaving there's 10 more coming in rn tbh
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BROOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT WAKE UP
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>>29056'P has been handled
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>>30682aryan
im surprised parkles isnt obsessively posting here geg
where will xhe blog now
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Doll is just like Pedo. Banning people over denying the narrative about his life.
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>>30770sooggggggyyyy check steam pls bbg I need attention
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>>22917>Post your complaints, suggestions, thoughts about the schlogSame website where HWABAG gets perma banned for making 1 shitty joke and had to go through the painstaking process of appealing, Coalyma puts literal porn in his signature, not once but atleast 3 times and only gets a temp ban for it and I get a perma because the admins don't like me and DOLL expects me to send him an email sucking him off or something like that.
And to top it all off, the failure of the staff team to remain consistent and just in their decision making process and the complete lack of control over the janitors of the site is all pushed onto me as it is now Soygoy's fault for the fact that the jannies have to enforce the rules, albeit very poorly and with a level of bias that puts Discord to shame.
They banned sparkles, a user with one of the longest blogs on the site over the smallest infraction, which caused an absolute meltdown in the staff team who were constantly banning and unbanning her and couldn't agree on what to do whatsoever. And to think this could have been avoided if maybe heavy decisions like this were actually decided in an unbiased and democratic manner.
Soyjak.blog is slowly killing itself.
I'll see you guys on Steam, /g/ and /qa/ and YouTube.
Hit me up if you wanna play some games or something.
- s. (formerly, Soygoy)
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>>30782also add me on sss5sss555s5s5s5 on TETR.IO, I'm straight up obsessed with that game.
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>>30782Just so you know, I am actively following the situation as it unfolds and the comments from DOLL are beyond retarded.
Hilariously DOLL has changed his stance and position from banning me because he doesn't like me to banning me for basically one instance of "false reports" of which he wishes not to be transparent about, massively overexaggerating the situation like a crybaby and having a go at me for using the Report button as intended against posts which are linespam or spam, which is a direct violation of Rule 4 on the site.
This is hilarious because it inadvertedly suggests that Coalyma, a user who put tranny porn and an image of a white man getting his dick sucked by a black man in his signature atleast 3 times and only got warnings and a temp ban for it is somehow less important and less severe than a sperg using the Report button. This is even more hilarious considering that Hagon supposedly made false goodnight and good morning reports and got very little punishment from that.
Now about these reports, let's talk about them.
The first report was for Hagon for claiming that he was 13. It was denied, the second and third one were for Memoca who claimed to be 16 but was being awfully suspicious about it, in total that's 3 denied reports, which is not nearly enough in my opinion to classify as "report spam" and I heavily believe that DOLL is overexaggerating the situation.
As you probably know, I haven't broken a single rule on the site, I have hosted not one but 2 Terraria servers for members of the site and a CSS server and I have mostly been very prudent with how I report things, most of my reports get resolved and accepted. The day I got banned was a single instance where my reports were denied, a single instance was enough to set DOLL on a massive temper tantrum. And now he's saying that I'm quitting despite the fact that he permanently banned me, and apparently did so because he couldn't be bothered to ban me for just 1 week or 2 weeks.
I think that says more about your character DOLL, in the sense that you are retarded.
Now not making false reports is something I can agree on, but a punishment as harsh as a permanent ban?
And as for rules-lawyering people into getting banned, somehow it's okay to ban sparkles for saying "yah" but not okay for me to ban people for breaking an actual fucking rule on the site? If it's such a big deal, remove Rule 4. And lastly, the actions of your janitors are not my fault, you don't and never push the blame of your moderators onto the users, you dickhead. If janitors removing linespam pisses you off, bring it up with the janitors instead of blaming the moderation on me.
I'm not a part of the fucking staff team. I don't have janny perms, you're acting like I do for some reason.
If that's the case that one user reporting stuff is such a detrament to your site then you have some serious fucking priorities to solve.
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>>30980Heres some evidence of DOLL's prior motivations by the way.
I would also like to bring up a thread in which DonutHole says he is a pedophile and gets no punishment for it despite directly being against the rules, even as a joke. Which is hilarious because HWABAG was permanently banned for far less and had to get appealed for it.
DOLL banned me because I "pissed him off"
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>>30982Far funnier is how he believes the rules need to change to suit me.
If this isn't incompetency as clear as day then I don't know what is. The blame DOES NOT GO ONTO THE USERS for other users getting banned for BREAKING RULES. It is the fault of the RULES and the janitors. You are treating me like I'm some kind of moderator gone haywire and this SINGLE FUCKING INSTANCE of Chicanery is enough to set you off on a massive tantrum.
Doll you're a retard.
Anyways, most of the users have been twisting the situation and exaggerating it even more, claiming me to be an offsiter, a cord troon even though I don't use cord and saying I apparently said the site was ran by pedophiles which I can't even fact check because muh profile is gone.
I've had some time to think and I will continue to use the site if DOLL sucks up his pride and his ego and reverses the decision but until then, I have not quit, I have merely been a victim to a shitty moderation team with no sense of coherence or competence, no collection of morals, who will go as far as to ban people because they dislike them and get into janny fights, with DOLL trying to cover it up by blaming a regular fucking user for reporting linespam and sharing concern that Memoca, a user who doesn't know what a fucking hymen is and folds on him saying he was 16 by asking if he was going to get banned. Hagon saying he was 13 was supposedly a joke but HACKERMAN88 saying he was 15 wasn't and apparently hackerman is 16 in 2 weeks but got banned for a year, but it's not my case so we'll see how that goes for him.
Overall, you need to change your rules to be more clear and concise about what you want and don't want on your site. You should be patching out loopholes instead of punishing users for finding them. If you like linespam, remove rule 4.
If you don't hate me, you can follow me around on /qa/ and /g/, my tripcode is !s5s5s5/WUM
If DOLL doesn't admit that he was wrong, I might make my own personal blog site with blackjack and hookers, where you can be delighted to read s5s5s5's words words words emporium full of SNCA galore and projects that don't get finished o algo. But until then you can find me on steam, currently under the Soygoy / soygoys username.
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>Maybe thats what other jannies would do
Translates to "I don't care about what the other jannies think, my opinion holds more value." Ego and pride.
>but there are only 4 rules I follow on any of these websites.
>Don't post illegal stuff, don't be a pedophile, don't be part of a hostile community,
>and don't piss me off.
"If you annoy me, I will ban you"
Fair enough, so why lie about this now?
Just admit you don't like me and we can move on.
>Take it up with froot if you don't like it. Threads' closed o algo.
Then I kek reacted him.
This was the moment that DOLL snapped.
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>>30985Rules as of Wed, 04 Sep 2024, 10:45 AM just incase they change it:
https://archive.is/ulzio β30987[Quote]
ITT: words words words
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>>30985Lastly, I will clarify however that the rules of the site thus far are the most inspecific loosely applied, incoherent and inconsistently applied glorified suggestions and I find this unacceptable.
I didn't break the rule "Do not hurt DOLL's feelings" because there is no rule for that.
There's also no rule for false reports.
Fix your rules, educate your jannies, else you have NO RIGHT to get mad at me for "rule lawyering"
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>>30985I think it'd qualify under spam, I'm pretty sure before I became a janny we'd warned and I think temp-banned Hagon once before for false reports.
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>>30989Hagon gets a temp ban and I get a perma
Yeah like that shit is fair
We held a court case for HWABAG, so where's mine? I would defend myself, as Edgeworth, ofcourse.
Regardless, the miniscule amount of chicanery combined with DOLL absolutely scrambling to find any fucking excuse he can to perma ban me for doing things that aren't even stated in the rules is absolutely hilarious, and he deserves absolutely no right in getting mad at me for "rule-lawyering" if he has no intentions of actually properly enforcing or caring about his own rules. Not to say that he himself solely is in control of that, but as an administrator, you'd think he would be more careful to not do stupid shit like this, and yet it's always the admins like Froot and DOLL just blatantly banning people that they don't like because they don't like them.
So I don't know why he's overexaggerating this, making it out to be bigger than it is when the problem basically resolved myself and my joke thread actually became serious as I actually exposed staff incompetency of the site to the point where I am somehow getting in trouble for reporting things that are against rule 4.
My ban was not worthy of being permanent.
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>>30992Not that it matters anyways, most people know it's bullshit to the point where people actually still care about me post ban, but regardless, I leave Discord to get away from this type of shit and ironically get banned by the same shit I was running from, incompetent power tripping jannies who have no idea how to run their websites and essentially just see it as one big public open group chat.
Too bad that banning me does nothing, I'll just use /qa/ instead or atleast until DOLL or staff leaks again. We'll see in about a weeks time however, if DOLL is true to his word of being so incomprehensibly lazy that he sets the ban to permanent and not just a week, as if that's such a hard thing to do.
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snca
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>>30992You could try appealing it, then. It'd probably work, buddy.
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>>31057because it was in her religion.
>>30782Never mind Soygoy, I didn't know you were keyed like that.
- X Immigrant
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Kys jannies
-Malzy
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i miss u little chuddies :((
-parkles
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>>31879Just blogpost here lol
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>anthro is finally gone
good fucking riddance thanks for deleting that hideous cancerous thread i owe you guys a gigantic favor from the bottom of my stone hard metallic heart
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Is the slog down? Because I keep getting a 504.
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DOLL THIS IS NOT VERY FUCKING BIG BUDDY OF YOU
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>>36681It's fvcking over…
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>>40743Ah that's great, I've been IP banned o algo.
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>>40744I have been IP unbanned now.
Wtf even happened.
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>>31344kill yourself obsessed faggot
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How will I post about my shit nobody cares about life now!
>t. GemersonLakeAndPalmer
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soijack dot blawg is down
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>>33075HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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marioman stop raisinting on the servers
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>>47857Cached version of the site?
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Necrobvmp
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marioman is a retard
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Neutralplier user here
what did i say to get in the naughty list doe
i had fun raisinposting with you guys hope you niggas have good days ahead and raisin
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bumping
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Make the site work while I'm on my local school network broot
I won't forget my phone for a hotspot next time but still.
-X Immigrant
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parkles won
soygoy lost
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>>54462Don't do that, it's not worth it