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>>28096sorry my oldfrogcaca but your site isn't coming back, it's as dead as the creativity in soiculture now and you deserved it.
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bro i’m having withdrawals my blog is so empty and lonely
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>>28102same
i felt genuinely depressed for a while but im starting to get over it, i'll have to go alone again and be my own best friend.
№28104[Quote]
soygoy on life support right now
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>>28104hey guys soygoy here i wanna tell you about my minecraft playthrough on 1.7.10 right now, i had the craziest luck ever and recorded all of it, i spawned right next to a village, which has an end portal like right next to it and the nther fortress was extremely close holy fuck lois
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>>28106the fucking ":3"
geg
№28108[Quote]
>>28102>>28103Go find other forums that isn't plagued with retard ass site wars, or maybe just find any hobbies more productive than gooning to FPE.
>>28106More dumbass dramas, exactly what schloggers need KEK
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>>28108>Go find other forumsyou dont get to tell me what to do, i doubt there are any other forums like the schlog anyways, if there were you would recommend some but you just want to be a nuiscance as always, and for what, because
>site warthis is entirely your doing btw, the schlog doesnt start drama, its just people like you hating it for no reason.
>maybe just find any hobbies more productive than gooning to FPE.got anything better to do than spamming gore and posting cado all day?
yeah i thought so. we're literally in the same boat buddy, why are you trying to sink us, are you crazy?
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>>>28108 (You)
>marge what site wars or dramas has the schlog ever been in
schlog has been a part of the turboautistic sharty-splinter-dacord-frogtroon war since broot start asskissing fr00t, just looks at their banned user list and you can see how many hostile offsiters they've banned
№28112[Quote]
>>28111>just looks at their banned user listt. volker
womp womp
№28113[Quote]
I left the schloggy
Can I come back once it goes back online? I'm, like, bored, or something
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>>28113I don't know can you?
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>>28114I don't know, can I? Don't want to get, like, banned for, like, multiaccounting, like, you know? That's, like, outside my control, dude, or whatever
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>>28115I don't know, can you? You'll have to read the rules about that, bud.
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so it REALLY did get taken down for the raid board
holy shit X immigrant is fucking retarded what a fucking faggot cock socket
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>>28117frqqt fire his ass now
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>>28117I won't be surprised if X immigrant ended being a sleeper cell, usually I'd call that bullshit but there's no other plausible explanation than that.
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>>28119hes literally an X immigrant
its in his fucking name
we are so braindead
№28124[Quote]
>traitoro was a… traitor?
№28125[Quote]
parkles here again guys can we play css on thursday night at 11pm GMT bc that’s when i can only play and like what if the shloggy isn’t back yet
№28126[Quote]
>>28125No.
BLEED OUT MUDSLIME
№28132[Quote]
fix da schlog now or im making my own splinter o algo and calling it the soyrum
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>>28132make it anyways
name it jakblog.soy
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>>28133i dont wanna be a jloggy cuck
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>>28137Spas isn’t this smart
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Bvmo
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Ok if the schlog gets back up, we need to immediately archive everything to prevent such a scare. We need to follow these steps:
>1. Make an account on the Internet Archive and log in with the account.
>2. Get the link you want to save and post it in the Save Page Now textbox and click "Save Page"
>3. Select "Save Outlinks" and "Save screen shot", deselect "Save error pages (HTTP Status=4xx, 5xx)"
>4. Wait for the page to be saved, although this will take slightly longer because you are saving more pages with the "Save Outlinks" option enabled.
>5. Head over to archive.today or any of its variants (like archive.ph)
>6. Archive the page on ghostarchive.org for extra security.
If you can think of any other websites similar to the three I mentioned, then archive things there.
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>>28146archive my schlog eben doe soygoy already put my page on the wayback machine for some reason
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Anyway uhh see you fuckers later today o algo así, need to abuse bugs on modded gen 3 pokemon games
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>>>28094
>Try going outside, soipoopa. Alternatively, seek therapy for your EPI-induced furry porn addiction.
Coming from a frogslutta? GEEEEEEG
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>>28146as soygoy i already do this although in a much primitive form, i was working on an archiving bot but gave up after realizing just how obsessed it is, so instead i had a much simpler solution, i am online most of the time and talk in threads a lot and have upwards of 800 ish threads saved to my inbox.
i tried wgetting, curling, i did manage to save a fuck ton of shit once but gave up due to realizing how long it would take and how wget wasn't saving the css files and how, well, how much i just didn't really care.
once the site gets back up, i can make a full archive if you'd like, the entire site saved and all you have to do is wget it with recursion on.
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>>28151Oh hey soygoy, it's me GemersonLakeAndPalmer, my blog wasn't perserved on the Wayback Machine sadly. It's so over.
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>>28152sorry i didnt archive your blog because i never commented in it sad face
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THE SITE CAME BACK UP
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BROS
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>>28158its not up we're not falling for it again
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my shortcut for it is literally just a black screen now?
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>>28160Yeah, I'd guess if it can't find any connection then it might not even show a "disconnected" or "offline" page.
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Make every board /raid/ and devote all the server resources to hosting baby bot as revenge
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bros im so bored what do we do
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well it isn't looking so good, their email is ran by AI. Shemales are so irrelevant.
№28171[Quote]
Froot said he and Broot are working on fixing things up. Trvst the plan o algo
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>>28171lol, it's obvious I won't have anything to do with the site anymore.
Sorry, everyone. This board seemed like a fun idea for anyone mad that sharty /raid/ was gone. We tried to stay out of the picture of any conflict, I didn't think we'd get tied up in this mess.
I was trusted, and I failed. My only hope is that I can keep moderating the site.
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>>28172you should leave out of shame
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schloggy back up btw
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>>28176Woah, it actually is!
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wrap it up, guys, we're so back
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if the site's administration isn't retarded they will boot out X immigrant NOW
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post 666 award
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ban the calls, it will turn the site to shit if allowed as a regular thing
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I am sorry for leaving for no reason and causing a chain reaction of other established users leaving btw lol
or something
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sparkles
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we lost yet another user today
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>>28546for every user leaving there's 10 more coming in rn tbh
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BROOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT WAKE UP
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>>29056'P has been handled
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>>30682aryan
im surprised parkles isnt obsessively posting here geg
where will xhe blog now
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Doll is just like Pedo. Banning people over denying the narrative about his life.
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funny
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>>30770sooggggggyyyy check steam pls bbg I need attention
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>>22917>Post your complaints, suggestions, thoughts about the schlogSame website where HWABAG gets perma banned for making 1 shitty joke and had to go through the painstaking process of appealing, Coalyma puts literal porn in his signature, not once but atleast 3 times and only gets a temp ban for it and I get a perma because the admins don't like me and DOLL expects me to send him an email sucking him off or something like that.
And to top it all off, the failure of the staff team to remain consistent and just in their decision making process and the complete lack of control over the janitors of the site is all pushed onto me as it is now Soygoy's fault for the fact that the jannies have to enforce the rules, albeit very poorly and with a level of bias that puts Discord to shame.
They banned sparkles, a user with one of the longest blogs on the site over the smallest infraction, which caused an absolute meltdown in the staff team who were constantly banning and unbanning her and couldn't agree on what to do whatsoever. And to think this could have been avoided if maybe heavy decisions like this were actually decided in an unbiased and democratic manner.
Soyjak.blog is slowly killing itself.
I'll see you guys on Steam, /g/ and /qa/ and YouTube.
Hit me up if you wanna play some games or something.
- s. (formerly, Soygoy)
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>>30782also add me on sss5sss555s5s5s5 on TETR.IO, I'm straight up obsessed with that game.
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>>30782Just so you know, I am actively following the situation as it unfolds and the comments from DOLL are beyond retarded.
Hilariously DOLL has changed his stance and position from banning me because he doesn't like me to banning me for basically one instance of "false reports" of which he wishes not to be transparent about, massively overexaggerating the situation like a crybaby and having a go at me for using the Report button as intended against posts which are linespam or spam, which is a direct violation of Rule 4 on the site.
This is hilarious because it inadvertedly suggests that Coalyma, a user who put tranny porn and an image of a white man getting his dick sucked by a black man in his signature atleast 3 times and only got warnings and a temp ban for it is somehow less important and less severe than a sperg using the Report button. This is even more hilarious considering that Hagon supposedly made false goodnight and good morning reports and got very little punishment from that.
Now about these reports, let's talk about them.
The first report was for Hagon for claiming that he was 13. It was denied, the second and third one were for Memoca who claimed to be 16 but was being awfully suspicious about it, in total that's 3 denied reports, which is not nearly enough in my opinion to classify as "report spam" and I heavily believe that DOLL is overexaggerating the situation.
As you probably know, I haven't broken a single rule on the site, I have hosted not one but 2 Terraria servers for members of the site and a CSS server and I have mostly been very prudent with how I report things, most of my reports get resolved and accepted. The day I got banned was a single instance where my reports were denied, a single instance was enough to set DOLL on a massive temper tantrum. And now he's saying that I'm quitting despite the fact that he permanently banned me, and apparently did so because he couldn't be bothered to ban me for just 1 week or 2 weeks.
I think that says more about your character DOLL, in the sense that you are retarded.
Now not making false reports is something I can agree on, but a punishment as harsh as a permanent ban?
And as for rules-lawyering people into getting banned, somehow it's okay to ban sparkles for saying "yah" but not okay for me to ban people for breaking an actual fucking rule on the site? If it's such a big deal, remove Rule 4. And lastly, the actions of your janitors are not my fault, you don't and never push the blame of your moderators onto the users, you dickhead. If janitors removing linespam pisses you off, bring it up with the janitors instead of blaming the moderation on me.
I'm not a part of the fucking staff team. I don't have janny perms, you're acting like I do for some reason.
If that's the case that one user reporting stuff is such a detrament to your site then you have some serious fucking priorities to solve.
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>>30980Heres some evidence of DOLL's prior motivations by the way.
I would also like to bring up a thread in which DonutHole says he is a pedophile and gets no punishment for it despite directly being against the rules, even as a joke. Which is hilarious because HWABAG was permanently banned for far less and had to get appealed for it.
DOLL banned me because I "pissed him off"
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>>30982Far funnier is how he believes the rules need to change to suit me.
If this isn't incompetency as clear as day then I don't know what is. The blame DOES NOT GO ONTO THE USERS for other users getting banned for BREAKING RULES. It is the fault of the RULES and the janitors. You are treating me like I'm some kind of moderator gone haywire and this SINGLE FUCKING INSTANCE of Chicanery is enough to set you off on a massive tantrum.
Doll you're a retard.
Anyways, most of the users have been twisting the situation and exaggerating it even more, claiming me to be an offsiter, a cord troon even though I don't use cord and saying I apparently said the site was ran by pedophiles which I can't even fact check because muh profile is gone.
I've had some time to think and I will continue to use the site if DOLL sucks up his pride and his ego and reverses the decision but until then, I have not quit, I have merely been a victim to a shitty moderation team with no sense of coherence or competence, no collection of morals, who will go as far as to ban people because they dislike them and get into janny fights, with DOLL trying to cover it up by blaming a regular fucking user for reporting linespam and sharing concern that Memoca, a user who doesn't know what a fucking hymen is and folds on him saying he was 16 by asking if he was going to get banned. Hagon saying he was 13 was supposedly a joke but HACKERMAN88 saying he was 15 wasn't and apparently hackerman is 16 in 2 weeks but got banned for a year, but it's not my case so we'll see how that goes for him.
Overall, you need to change your rules to be more clear and concise about what you want and don't want on your site. You should be patching out loopholes instead of punishing users for finding them. If you like linespam, remove rule 4.
If you don't hate me, you can follow me around on /qa/ and /g/, my tripcode is !s5s5s5/WUM
If DOLL doesn't admit that he was wrong, I might make my own personal blog site with blackjack and hookers, where you can be delighted to read s5s5s5's words words words emporium full of SNCA galore and projects that don't get finished o algo. But until then you can find me on steam, currently under the Soygoy / soygoys username.
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>Maybe thats what other jannies would do
Translates to "I don't care about what the other jannies think, my opinion holds more value." Ego and pride.
>but there are only 4 rules I follow on any of these websites.
>Don't post illegal stuff, don't be a pedophile, don't be part of a hostile community,
>and don't piss me off.
"If you annoy me, I will ban you"
Fair enough, so why lie about this now?
Just admit you don't like me and we can move on.
>Take it up with froot if you don't like it. Threads' closed o algo.
Then I kek reacted him.
This was the moment that DOLL snapped.
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Last thing I'll say: I didn't even break a rule.
There is no rule for false reports.
DOLL, your incompetence is not my problem. Get your shit together.
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>>30985Rules as of Wed, 04 Sep 2024, 10:45 AM just incase they change it:
https://archive.is/ulzio №30987[Quote]
ITT: words words words
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>>30985Lastly, I will clarify however that the rules of the site thus far are the most inspecific loosely applied, incoherent and inconsistently applied glorified suggestions and I find this unacceptable.
I didn't break the rule "Do not hurt DOLL's feelings" because there is no rule for that.
There's also no rule for false reports.
Fix your rules, educate your jannies, else you have NO RIGHT to get mad at me for "rule lawyering"
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>>30985I think it'd qualify under spam, I'm pretty sure before I became a janny we'd warned and I think temp-banned Hagon once before for false reports.
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>>30989Hagon gets a temp ban and I get a perma
Yeah like that shit is fair
We held a court case for HWABAG, so where's mine? I would defend myself, as Edgeworth, ofcourse.
Regardless, the miniscule amount of chicanery combined with DOLL absolutely scrambling to find any fucking excuse he can to perma ban me for doing things that aren't even stated in the rules is absolutely hilarious, and he deserves absolutely no right in getting mad at me for "rule-lawyering" if he has no intentions of actually properly enforcing or caring about his own rules. Not to say that he himself solely is in control of that, but as an administrator, you'd think he would be more careful to not do stupid shit like this, and yet it's always the admins like Froot and DOLL just blatantly banning people that they don't like because they don't like them.
So I don't know why he's overexaggerating this, making it out to be bigger than it is when the problem basically resolved myself and my joke thread actually became serious as I actually exposed staff incompetency of the site to the point where I am somehow getting in trouble for reporting things that are against rule 4.
My ban was not worthy of being permanent.
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>>30992Not that it matters anyways, most people know it's bullshit to the point where people actually still care about me post ban, but regardless, I leave Discord to get away from this type of shit and ironically get banned by the same shit I was running from, incompetent power tripping jannies who have no idea how to run their websites and essentially just see it as one big public open group chat.
Too bad that banning me does nothing, I'll just use /qa/ instead or atleast until DOLL or staff leaks again. We'll see in about a weeks time however, if DOLL is true to his word of being so incomprehensibly lazy that he sets the ban to permanent and not just a week, as if that's such a hard thing to do.
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The reason for my ban is "Faggot" by the way, it was done with no thinking, spur of the moment, pure emotional outrage.
Your incompetency is not my problem.
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snca