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Oldsoislutta adventure 1:
https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/75927.htmlYou are oldsoislutta, the admin of skibidi.party. It has been 3 years since you jailed Froot and took over the sharty. For 3 years you have ruled it in relative peace, until now. You recieve a message from the goverment of skibidiland. The message tells you to search for the gem of life, a legendary artifact Said to be created by the holy soot himself. Finding the gem of life will give you eternal life and glory so you can rule the party forever. You recieve a holographic map that shows you the way to the gem. But you also recieve a warning, someone else is also searching for it. Its now up to you and your right hand man Skibidi biden to find the gem before someone else does. Let the quest begin
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Watch Komputersem
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ask fellow chudcels on 4chan pol for advice
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Have sex with a ‘fe ‘foid
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>>77684You load up /pol/ on your arm hologram device thingy, Skibidi biden gets offended becuse of the racist trumpist bigotry. You make a thread asking for advice on How to find the gem. A few minutes later you get a reply.
>schizo thread do not interactYou clone /pol/ and decide that the map is enough to find it
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>>77690Kill OP for wanting this website to be 4cuck 2.0.
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>>77691It must be something that pushes the story forward. This is not like the previous thread
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>>77692Your story is nonexistent, KYS troon.
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>>7555130
I don't blogpost you nigger. I'm the opposite. I'm the one quoting everybody with Komputersem. I'm the one calling every blogposter a troon. The reason you hate Komputerquoting because it's the opposite of self inserting, it reveals how you truly look like meanwhile Soytran is the shadow on cave's wall. YWNBAW.
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>>7555110
I will do this but not the drop the search thing. The point of this entire adventure is to find the gem
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>>7555153
Yes and it wasn't garbage soyboy RPG fantasy shit. It was reflection of troons. Their life have no order or logic, only pure insanity commanded by (((them))).
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>>77695Ok so the gem is this thread or Komputersem or or something jk.. smsjsnjsh and the end now kill and delete this thread
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>>7555175
Why?
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>>7555195
No you fucking autist.
>TEH
Y2K autist.
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>>77699CHECK THEM NUMBERS. I WON.
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Alright fine Komputersem spammer here I'm fucking helping you with this thread.
Command: Interview everybody and ask if they have seen the gem.
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Also WTF happened to Captain Coal Adventure.
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>>7555110
You and Skibidi biden begin the Journey. After a while of walking you come across a platoon of speakermen.
What will you do?
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>>77703Form an alliance and declare world peace.
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>>77703I give the speakermen a johnson
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>>77704You decide the form an alliance with the speakermen. You shake hands with a speakerman and declare world peace.
Will the speakermen also join your quest?
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>>77706I give the speakermen a big johnson
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>>7555497
The speakermen agree to join you on your quest to find the gemerald of life. You continue towards the cave where the gem should be located. In front of You are 2 paths, one is shorter but goes into gray squirrel territory. The other one is less dangerous but much, much longer.
What path do you take?
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>>77708make a new path because your an archist shit who doesn't follow rules
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>>77709Sorry. You only have 2 choises
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>>77709You decide that both paths are too risky. You go off the road and take your own path to try to bypass the gray squirrel territory.
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>>7556243
You attach a gun to Skibidi biden and give the speakermen guns. 2 speakermen get normal guns and one gets a shotgun.
You are getting hungry, How do you find food?
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>>77716eat skibidi toilet cobson
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>>7556525
You and your allies use your guns to hunt gray squirrels. As you kill the gray squirrels the feeling of revenge consumes you. You remeber the death of your friend squirreljak. You use your laser cannon to cook the gray squirrels.
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>>77719oh no we started a forest fire
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>>77720The fire starts spreading to the trees and the entire forest starts catching fire. You start thinking about squirreljak, this is exactly How he died. You dont want to suffer his fate.
What will you do?
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>>7557049>>77723You run as fast as you can from the fire. You lose track of the speakermen but you keep running. You call the fire rescue skibidis on your arm device and tell them to put out the fire. You go straight into the gray squirrel territory and commit total gray death.
>FOR SQUIRRELJAK!You get blinded by rage and kill everyone in your path.
You see a gray squirrel watchtower in the distance.
Will you go there or continue toward the gem?
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>>77691its too late for that now, that was something we should have done a year ago
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>>77724Shoot up the watchtower like brenton tarrant
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>>77727You go to the watchtower and shoot up all the squirrels there. Once you snap back you have eliminated all gray squirrels.
What will you do now?
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Please pin this thread before it gets slid by shitty lennonspam
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>>7557658
You and Skibidi biden continue the journey towards the gem of life. You enter a green valley with hills arround it. Its getting late now.
Should you sleep at the risk of your mysterious compeditor finding it first or continue walking?
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Why did this thread die
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>>77735You decide to not sleep to not let the gem get in the wrong hands. You continue walking towards the sunset in the direction of the gem. You are getting closer, you can feel it
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Is pph to high for adventure threads?
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PIN THE THREAD ITS GETTING BURIED BY LOW QUALITY COAL
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>>77741I will do this becuse No one is replying
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>>77741You start feeling incredibly gassy. Becuse You are a skibidi toilet you poop in the toilet. Its very stinky.
>*BRAAAAAAP*You move on and forget about it. What happens next?
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>>77744You come across a fork in the road
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>>77746You come across 2 roads. One leads towards the gem of life and in the direction of the other one you see a pillar of smoke. This may be your fork in the road…
Or not?
What road will you take?
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>>77747The one with the smoke
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>>77750You decide to take the road to the left and investigate the smoke. You find what looks like a crashed spaceship. It has strange symbols on it, the number 6 is on all of its wings. Skibidi biden looks worried.
>skibidi biden, skibidi skibidi biden, Joe joe..(its them, after all these years they have arrived to destroy…everything…)<who are they?>skibidi biden Joe joe joe…( They shall not be named…)What will you do now?
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>>77751Rape skibidi biden
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>>77752>i think you’re more than my right hand…You start raping Skibidi biden for some reason.
<Skibidi Joe Joe joe! Skibidi biden!(you dont have to do this! If (((he))) finds the gem before us its over!)>ok then, lets find this gem TONIGHT!You go in the direction of the gem as fast as you can.
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I will end it for here for today. Janny please make it unslidable so its still up tomorrow. I will continue it tomorrow
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>>77755I hope thats pinworms
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>>77758You take the right road and follow it in the direction of the gem. You pray to athena that you will find the gem before it gets stolen.
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>>77762You run as fast as you can. The road ends on the top of a hill, you look at the landscape ahead of you. You can see the cave where the gem should be in the distance. What will you do now?
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>>77763observe the surroundings, check for possible ambushes or traps
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>>77765You observe your surroundings and check for possible ambushes or traps. You see a small house near the forest. A bit farther away you see strange pictograms and symbols on the ground.
What will you investigate first?
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>>77766Explore the runes on the ground tentatively at first, then pull out a bottle of mustard and spray it all over the nearest rune. Then scream "nigger" at the top of your lungs.
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>>77767You decide to investigate the runes. You explore them tentatively, the closest rune is the number 6, the other one is of a strange figure. You pull out a bottle of mustard and spray it all over the 6 rune.
>NIGGER!The rune starts burning and a holographic text appears.
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>>77769Skibidi biden whispers in your ear.
<skibidi biden, Joe Joe joe(the password, i know it, its…the sixth admin of the website)>THE SIXTH ADMIN OF THE WEBSITE!A message appears, a message from froot.
<This is your former fuhrer, froot. Whoever is hearing this message should know that i have been freed from prison. The one who freed me…is the sixth admin of the website. I have joined forces with the 6th imperium and i am in good hands. The toiletslutta will pay on the day of the great rise, the day when the sixth admin of the website takes the gem of life…The message ends. You now know that Froot has escaped jail and is working with the sixth admin of the website to take the gem of life. You must get to it as quickly as possible.
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Fuck wordfilters
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>>77770Try to find a mirror and ask it.
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>>77773"Mirror mirror on the wall, where can I find the gem?"
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>>77772>>77774You go to the nearby house. Inside of the house you find a mirror.
>mirror mirror on the wall, where can i find the gem?The face of soot himself appears on the mirror.
<Deep in the mountain cave, in a wet tunnel, there lies a chamber. In this chamber you will find the gem of lifeHe must be talking about the cave thats just a few hundred meters in front of you
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>>77776You run to the cave as fast as you can. You have now reached the cave, your journey is in its final stretch.
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>>77777Find the wet tunnel.
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>>77778You enter the cave and find the wet tunnel Soot was talking about. Water drips from the tunnel roof. You can feel the presence fo the gem.
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>>77779Google info about this cave.
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>>7563897
Komputersem spammer here, I like it but the creator definitely will have an axe wound in probably like a 1 year.
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>>77781>definitely>probablyoxymoron
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>>77782You retarded nigger who can't understand basic sentences due to how they are written.
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>>7563912
>putting an ack at the end
Fucking projection you pig.
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>>77783I believe you mean "You're a retarded nigger".
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Dont turn this thread into a flamewar again
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>>77785Blogposting female character self insert nigger.
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>>77780You google info about the cave on your arm device. You find a few images of the cave and one image of the gem, it must be here. After walking for a while you find a big puddle of water blocking the way.
How will you get past it?
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>>7563946
You talk like a nigger.
Command Skibidi Biden to jump.
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>>7563950
Call a doctor.
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>>7563952
Actually I'm fucking retarded just throw Skibidi Biden.
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>>77790>>77791You jump across the water.
>jump!, skibidi biden jump!Skibidi biden tries to jump but he falls into the water.
What will you do now?
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>>77794Bring a life jet and a rescue tube.
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OP, how hard is it to visualize?
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>>7563972
It turns out that Skibidi biden knows how to swim. He gets out of the water unharmed. You keep walking and after a while you see a bright blue light at teh end of the tunnel.
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>>77797>tehYou talk like a bigger.
Go towards the light.
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>>7564006
Forgot the image award.
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OP, you forgot the image.
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>>7564017
Then why you made this unnecessarily long request that wasted your time.
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>>7564025
Sure but don't try to needlessly overly dictate it to point that you sound like OP.
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OP, why is this taking so long.
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>>77798>>7564006You walk towards the light. You see it, THE GEM OF LIFE! You have finally found it.
You call in reinforcement that will guard the entrance.
>i have found the gem, i need reinforcement has soon as possible, but be beware, the sixth admin of the website is after it<skibidi skibidi skibidi(it will take hours for them to get to your loaction)What will you do now?
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>>7564066
You inspect the area Around the gem of life for dangers but the coast seems clear. Suddenly you hear a loud sound and a big mechanical arm breaks through the roof and takes the gem.
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>>7564110
Do this.
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>>7564110
You load water into your cannon and shoot it at the arm but its to late. The water misses and gem is gone.
What will you do?
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>>77809Forget this all happened and cope. That's it.
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stay up
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You crawl up the hole where the arm came from. You get out of the cave. The is gem being absorbed by a massive spaceship. In the Window of the ship you see froot. On the top of the ship you see him, admin lV.
>I HAVE WON! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WORLD!
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The reinforcements arrive, but all is in vain. The ship finishes absorbing the gem and the smaller ships begin to destroy the reinforcements. A skibidi toilet manages to get to admin lV and attack him but he strangles it.
>PATHETIC!
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>>77813Shoot the sixth admin of the website
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>>77814In a last ditch effort you load your laser gun and shoot it at admin IV but he creates a shield that blocks your gunshots. The big ship begins to load up its weapon With the power of the gem.
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Test.
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>>77815Pray to Athena once again.
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>>77817As the ship charges up, you pray to athena that eveything will go well. The ship fires its weapon right on you and skibidi biden. You are thrown away. You land and hit your head against a rock. You stare at admin lV, his eyes look into yours.
>You are not a worthy admin, you are a phony….His words echo through your head. The next second all you see is black…
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>>77819Great thread.
But I will make an even more great thread (Komputersen Adventure) which will have more comedy, actual narration at the beginning, more editing and more interesting funny story. It will be much better then my previous adventure threads.
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>>7564560
Ya momma's gonna ragequit.
I will probably just start requesting ideas to myself anyways.
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/CHIVE/ THIS
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Make this unslidable
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Can someone put all adventure threads he has made on the wiki
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>>7564701
Pig.
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up
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vp
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unfunny dust
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gem
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Was the pomni one real?